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Friday, September 25, 2009

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“Is this good enough?” Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff shares disgust about Conservative attack ads, body bags Jamie Damaskinos staff reporter

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Liberal Party leader Michael Ignatieff spoke to Waterloo region’s students on Saturday, September 19, regarding Liberal policy. The event took place at Wilf’s, Laurier’s on-campus pub. multiculturalism in Canadian culture. “Our multiculturalism provides us with a competitive advantage in the global economy,” Braid told Imprint. “As [a] country we are a beacon of tolerance, acceptance and opportunity to the world. And as Canadians, we all share the same rights, privileges, benefits and protections.” A prominent issue recently is the potential for another outbreak of the H1N1 virus. Ignatieff regards the current government’s actions as being insufficient. “We’ve got an H1N1 epidemic coming at this country and we won’t get the vaccine for another month. The Americans have already got it. Is that good enough?” Ignatieff said. He also pointed to the recent controversy surrounding the shipment of body bags to First Nations reserves in preparation for an H1N1 outbreak as an example of the current administration’s shortcomings.

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Zero tolerance for WatCard abuse Ian Cutajar staff reporter

or some of the more attentive Grand River Transit bus riders, a new information advertisement has been made, specifically designed for the students of both Wilfrid Laurier University and the University of Waterloo. A bus driver has the right to confiscate a misused (WLU) OneCard or (UW) WatCard — a procedure has been enforced in the past for UW students who use expired passes, and is now being advertised. Also, bus drivers are permitted to ask for further ID, should students not resemble the pictures on their WatCards. Should no ID be provided, or should a student be using another person’s pass, that WatCard can also be confiscated. It has been common practise to confiscate any bus pass that has been used inappropriately. Difficulties arise, however, when a card such as a student ID can double as a bus pass. Watcards are a large part of a student’s life. Nevertheless, a confiscated WatCard is not lost forever. If a student remains as an undergrad beyond the expiry date of their WatCard, said WatCard can be replaced without charge. Furthermore, one’s meal plan, flex dollars, and everything of the like can be transferred. Once a student’s WatCard is confiscated, they can speak to the WatCard office about obtaining their card. Any WatCard that is confiscated by a Grand River Transit bus driver is delivered to the WatCard office, on the first floor of the Student Life Centre. After the confiscation, a bus driver is entitled to call the UW police prior to sending the confiscated

pass to the WatCard Office. It is not, however, the office’s obligation to contact you. Rather, a student needs to go down to the WatCard office themselves. Office hours are Mondays through Fridays, from 8:30am to 4:30pm. But why would such a policy be enforced? The simplest answer has to deal with encounters of fraud. Prior to the policy, if a person was caught with an expired WatCard, or one that was not their own, punishment could not go beyond making a student pay for their bus fare. A student card scam, of sorts, involved selling old cards, which could be used as bus passes. Further, people have a record of lending their cards to other people, in attempts of avoiding bus fees. Even some graduate students have attempted to use their graduate WatCards to ride the bus. In 2007, a vote was given to both undergraduate and graduate students, to find out if they wanted their WatCards to work as bus passes. The end result involved undergraduates wanting passes, while graduate students did not. However, this has not stopped some graduate students from trying to use their cards as passes. Have you ever heard of a situation like this? Someone forgot their WatCard at home, and need a ride on the bus. Another student offers to share their card, saying that bus drivers do not check the picture on the card, anyway. Now, let us all understand that this is not the case, and that penalties will be enforced. Fraud schemers and misuers beware, for WatCard abuse is one less thing that shall be tolerated. icutajar@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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You’ve been served Legal Resource Office may return to campus Kenzie Reid reporter

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f students do not understand laws that govern them, how can they possibly protect themselves?” This is a valid concern, one that used to be addressed by the Legal Resource Office, a Feds-run Service. However, a combination of disorganization and lack of student interest led to its closure in 2006. Now, Feds is preparing to resurrect the office in a more useful and accessible form. According to Feds Councillor Ian Kasper, the new Legal Resource Office (LRO) will be “a proactive body” which will actively inform students about legal issues. This is opposed to its old “reactionary” status, where it “wait[ed] for

students to come ask questions.” Said Kasper, “there is a need for certain types of information and I feel the LRO could effectively provide that information.” In its previous form, the LRO mostly dealt with interactions between students and landlords under the Landlord and Tenant Act. It had also reinvented itself as a resource for students applying to law school, by administering mock LSAT tests, holding LSAT seminars, and offering information about law schools to students. The 2006 Feds Clubs and Services Review outlined numerous problems with the state of the LRO. Students questioned “why the Federation of Students would sponsor a service that would be dedicated to students interested in law school but not medical school or business school.” The review also found that the volunteers

working at the LRO were not qualified to give legal advice, and that other groups on campus, such as the Pre-Law club and the Ombudsperson’s office, could cover everything that the LRO provided. Based on these findings, the LRO was officially discontinued by Feds in November 2006. The new LRO, by contrast, will remedy the past’s “lack of scope.” Among the features that Kaspar outlined are “crash courses” for students that will inform them about legal concepts relevant to them. The LRO, staffed by student volunteers, would also establish a network of on- and off-campus legal resources, and reach out to students to educate them about their legal rights: all with the goal of making the service a more active and helpful participant in student life.

Correction In the September 18 edition of Imprint, Robyn Goodfellow’s article “Darkness there and nothing more” incorrectly implied that there were no Halal options in the SLC. Halal options are available at Curry Up! Imprint apologizes for the error.

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Do the math Math C&D in financial difficulty because of DC Tim Hortons Bill Brown reporter

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re low prices on coffee, sandwiches and snacks on the way out on campus? Located on the third floor of MC, next to the Comfy Lounge, the Math C&D has been offering inexpensive food options to students for years. Imprint received a tip that the Math C&D is in financial difficulty due to the increased traffic going to the Student Life Centre Tim Hortons. William Sellier, current president of MathSoc, said that Math C&D’s total sales where approximately halved due to Tim Hortons opening in the SLC a few years ago. MathSoc has already given Math C&D a bailout to the tune of $50,000. “There is a lot of support to keep the C&D open,” Sellier said. He added that there were no plans to close the Math C&D anytime soon. MathSoc did table a plan in Spring of 2009 to restructure the C&D management because the C&D had accumulated debt with UW Finance. The plan was presented to the Dean of Math but a record of the submission is not posted on MathSoc’s website. According to Feds VPAF Chris Neal, MathSoc faces difficulty in implementing any long-term plan for the Math C&D because the C&D manager reports to the VPAF of MathSoc — who changes every four months. If one executive inherits a troubled C&D there is little they can do about the situation because they only have four months to make changes. Imprint asked some students and staff around campus how they would feel if they lost the C&D and had to settle for Tim Hortons and other franchises on campus: “I don’t like the idea of losing the Math C&D. Their prices are cheap and the food is good,” said Nadeem Lawji in the Dana Porter library. “The university is losing its character and uniqueness by continuing to allow corporate franchises on to the campus. Soon Food Services will control all the food outlets on campus.” Imprint continues to look for information on this story and will continue to provide updates as the situation evolves.

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A large chimney under construction at a power plant in central India collapsed Wednesday, killing 15 people according to CBC, or 20 people according to BBC. At least 50 people are still feared to be trapped after the structure collapsed during construction in city of Korba in Chhattisgarh State. At press time there is still confusion as to the number of casualities and those who are still trapped inside. CBC quoted Vishwa Ranjan, the directorgeneral of police who, said that the chimney hit a canteen where workers were having tea and about 100 were feared trapped. He said rescuers were using heavy cranes and cutters

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The U.S. government has recently expanded a terrorism warning from transit systems to sports stadiums, hotels, and entertainment complexes this week as federal investigators continue to probe into an alleged plot to set off bombs hidden in backpacks. Federal bulletins were sent to police departments this week saying that while no specific plots against stadiums and other entertainment venues were known, police officers and private companies were cautioned to be vigilant. The warnings came after an arrest on September 19 of three men. One of the arrested suspects was Najibullah Zazi, a 24-year-old Denver airport-shuttle driver who authorities say received al-Qaeda training in Pakistan and who was found entering New York City two weeks ago with bomb-making instructions on his computer. Zazi, his father, and a local imam in New York, face charges of lying to authorities in a continuing terrorism investigation. According CBS news, Zazi had been under FBI surveillance, but the criminal complaint against him suggests NYPD officers acting without the bureau’s knowledge may have blown their cover by questioning Afzali, who is an imam in the New York City borough of Queens. NYPD and FBI officials have denied that the potential missteps forced their hand in a series of high-profile raids last week, prompted Zazi to abort his New York visit and caused friction between the two agencies, which work together through the Joint Terrorism Task Force. Authorities claim in court documents that Zazi played a direct role in the alleged terror plot, although officials have said they don’t know the timing or location of any planned attack. “It’s not totally clear to us at this point what it is they had in mind, though I think it is clear that something very serious and something very organized was underway,” Attorney General Eric Holder told CBS. CBC stated that the bulletins sent to stadium operators noted that al-Qaeda’s training manual makes specific instruction for “blasting and destroying the places of amusement, immorality, and sin ... and attacking vital economic centers.” Thousands of visitors and politicians were also scheduled to meet in Pittsburgh on Thursday September 24 for a two-day Group of 20 economic summit.

“There is chaos at the plant. Labourers are helping the rescue team to pull people out of the debris,” Vij said. BBC quoted General Manager BK Srivastava saying, “Seven injured people have been brought to hospital.” “A chimney of 275 metres was being constructed, 100 metres were already completed. There was heavy rain and lightning when the incident occurred,” he said.

“There are times when things are being said in this world that it is important that countries that have a moral compass stand up, make their views known,” Harper said Wednesday in Oakville. “And our absence there will speak volumes about how Canada feels about the declarations of President Ahmadinejad.”

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When Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave his speech at the United Nations General Assembly on September 23, Canada did not. The Canadian Press reported that a spokeswoman for Foreign Affairs Minister Lawrence Cannon stated that “Canada’s seat at the UN will be vacant during the Iranian president’s speech.” The Iranian president denies the Holocaust, harbours “hostile views towards our democratic ally Israel,” and continues to violate the human rights of his own people, the spokeswoman said, according to The Canadian Press. CBC quoted Prime Minister Stephen Harper as saying that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s “absolutely repugnant remarks” about the Holocaust are reason enough for Canadian officials to boycott the Iranian president’s address to the UN General Assembly. “There are times when things are being said in this world that it is important that countries that have a moral compass stand up, make their views known,” Harper said Wednesday September 23 in Oakville. “And our absence there will speak volumes about how Canada feels about the declarations of President Ahmadinejad.” According to CBC, Harper stated that the government is also bothered by Iran’s crackdown on legitimate dissent, “the fiasco” surrounding this summer’s elections, and the continued detention of a Canadian journalist without charges. Canada and Iran have been involved in a diplomatic row since Zahra Kazemi, an Iranian-Canadian photojournalist from Montreal, died in Iranian custody in 2003 after she was tortured and beaten. Wednesday’s move by Cannon and his delegation is somewhat muted by the absence of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, who has not addressed the UN General Assembly in three years, even though Canada is seeking

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to rescue those in the rubble. Ranjan said a Chinese company was building the power plant with the help of local contractors for Bharat Aluminum Co. “It’s a massive accident,” Ratanlal Dangi, district superintendent of police, told the Reuters news agency, according to BBC. The cause of the chimney collapse was not immediately known. About 300 people were working at the

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A large cloud of red dust has settled over Sydney, causing the closure of Australia’s largest airport and prompting a spike in emergency calls. Sydney is Australia’s largest city. The Australian weather bureau said the dust storm is among the worst to hit the country since the 1940s. Initially, the dust cloud settled over about a dozen towns and cities in two states on Tuesday September 22. Strong winds snatched up red topsoil in the country’s dry interior and carried it hundreds of kilometres east. The cloud of outback grit swept into Sydney, casting the city under an orange glow, and blew into the Pacific Ocean. International flights have been diverted from Sydney to other airports and domestic flights have been cancelled due to the reduced visibility. Passenger ferries around the city have been halted for safety reasons. According to CBC, ambulance services in the city reported about 250 emergency calls from people experiencing breathing difficulties. People with asthma, or heart or lung diseases were urged not to go outside and to keep their medicine inhalers handy. CBC reported that readings in the city were showing up to 15,500 micrograms of particulate matter per cubic metre. A normal reading on a clear day is between 10 and 20 micrograms according to Chris Eiser, the New South Wales Environment Department atmospheric manager. The dust storms are expected to continue for several days, with the red dust expected to reach New Zealand about 2,220 kilometres away.

a Security Council seat, according to The Canadian Press. CBC reported that numerous countries, including Canada, were expected to walk out of the assembly ahead of Ahmadinejad’s speech to protest the lack of human rights in Iran. Other countries have said they would walk out if he denied the Holocaust.

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Campuses take H1N1 precautions Adrienne Raw

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Takeout goes green at Wilfrid Laurier University

Reusable plastic food containers are being introduced at Wilfrid Laurier University starting this semester. The purpose of the new “eco-takeout” containers is to reduce the waste caused by cardboard takeout containers. The reusable containers cost five dollars, and regular, disposable containers are still available for 25 cents, a fee that covers the full cost of the disposable container. Students can drop their containers at any Food Services outlet to be washed, and can either pick up a new container or a card that will allow them to pick up a new container the next time they need one. Wilfrid Laurier University Students’ Union and the university’s Food Services department collaborated to create and implement the eco-takeout container program. “This program has been led in a big way by the students,” said Dan Dawson, the director of student services in a Wilfrid Laurier University media release. “They are very committed to environmental initiatives and this program is a relatively easy way for students to reduce their carbon footprint.” — with files from Wilfrid Laurier University media releases Suspect in sexual assault arrested at York University

On September 18, 2009 police at York University arrested a suspect in connection with two separate sexual assaults at the Scott Library at York’s Keele campus. The suspect, 21-yearold York University student Aaron Zukewich, is charged with the sexual assault of a 23-year-old female student

on September 15. The victim alleges that Zukewich followed her into a secluded aisle of books and assaulted her. The second incident, still under investigation by police, occurred on September 18. York University’s community newspaper Excalibur quotes Detective Andrew Kis of the Toronto Police Services as saying that, “She gave a detailed description of the person who inappropriately touched her but left before she could be interviewed by security.” The second victim currently remains anonymous. Police cannot charge Zukewich with the September 18 assault until the victim comes forward and speaks to police. Police are currently investigating whether there were any other incidents. Darshika Selvasivam, vice-president of campaigns and advocacy of the York Federation of Students, comments in Excalibur that, “Things like this should not be occurring, and if they do it is a shame.” There have been 15 sexual assaults and 10 assaults which caused bodily harm on York campus since January 2007, as reported by Excalibur. — with files from York University media releases and Excalibur Students strip for a cure at the University of Victoria

University of Victoria students stripped to their underwear on September 18 for the fourth annual University of Victoria Undie Run. The run has a dual purpose: to raise money for cancer and to get students to meet each other. Martlet, the University of Victoria student newspaper, quotes event organizer Hugh Wallace as saying, “You get to have fun, because — let’s face it — this campus is pretty boring sometimes.” The run has raised over $1,500 for the B.C. Cancer Foundation in the last three years. The cause is the not the only attraction of the event for

students; for some, the thrill of showing off their underwear is what draws them to participate. — with files from Martlet Campuses prepare for H1N1

Campuses across the country are preparing for potential outbreaks of the H1N1 influenza. The health and safety of both the students and the community are the primary concerns of university administration. Preventative measures at Canadian universities include the following: • more hand-washing stations near washrooms and building entrances • more frequent cleaning of hightraffic areas and commonly touched surfaces • websites dedicated to updates on the flu and the university’s plans • media releases, email messages to students, and other initiatives to students to increase awareness about prevention, symptoms, and seeking treatment The University of Waterloo administration has announced that students no longer need to provide verification of illness if they cannot attend class, complete assignments, or write tests or exams. The university is currently considering how students will self-declare their absence if they are seeking accommodation from their professors. For more information on H1N1 and what you can do to stay healthy, see “H1N1, UW, and you” in Imprint’s September 18 edition, visit Health Services, and check the Daily Bulletin. — with files from the University of Waterloo, the University of Toronto, University of Winnipeg, Queen’s University

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“We remain on target to have a safe and effective vaccine available in November 2009. However, we remain adaptive to the situation at hand,” Braid stated. “At present, we are seeing relatively mild illness, which indicates we have time for a complete Health Canada vaccine approval process. We expect the vaccine could be available as early as mid-October should this be necessary.” Those who wish to review the preparatory measures the City of Waterloo has developed can visit the following website: www.waterlooregionpandemic.ca. Ignatieff also took the time to bring up the rising deficit, as well as unemployment rates. He criticized the government for rapidly inflating the budget from being balanced to owing close to 55 billion dollars. Furthermore, he took the time to condemn the government’s response to increasing unemployment rates among youth. “Is it good enough that we have a million and a half Canadians out of work? Is it good enough?” Ignatieff asked his supporters. “Is it good enough that we’ve got youth unemployment — your generation — double the national average?” The economy is a very important issue for Liberals. Telegdi identified it as the most important issue in the next election. Braid indicated that Canada’s current economic status in relation to other nations is still comparatively good. Braid stated that Canada’s deficit arose largely out of the stimulus package that was necessary in light of the failing global economy. He also indicated that Ignatieff and the Liberal Party supported these measures. “Mr. Ignatieff has been inconsistent in his statements on the economy. He has criticized the size of the deficit, yet has called for even more spending,” Braid said. “He pushed for an Employment Insurance plan that would cost an estimated $4 billion but would not address the needs of Canada’s unemployed. He has proposed both increased taxes and increased spending.” Telegdi called Braid’s comments about the stimulus package being the source of Canada’s deficit “rubbish.”

He went on to say that, “[The Tory government] upped their expenditures — they spent more money — very incoherently. They cut the GST by two per cent even though every economist told them not to do it.” This, he said, was the source of Canada’s deficit, and existed before the economic downturn. Ignatieff, as well, credited these economic issues to the shortcomings of the current Tory administration. He argued that the government’s passivity is the main cause for Canada’s current economic situation. Their reliance on “the market miracle” was their downfall. “The Conservatives believe that you just let the market miracle take over, but we did that,” stated Ignatieff. “On September 2008 the bottom fell out of the global economy and it fell out fast.” According to Ignatieff, the solution to these problems lies in expanding the government’s role in the lives of Canadian citizens. “We don’t want a big government,” stated Ignatieff. “We don’t want intrusive government… but we know, at the end of the day, that unless you have a strong, compassionate, smart federal government you might not have a Canada at all.” Braid left off on a hopeful note, stating that a Tory government is in favour of increasing support to post-secondary institutions across the nation. According to Braid, the government remains committed “to prepar[ing] young people for the jobs of the 21st century.” “Under the Knowledge Infrastructure Program, part of the government’s 5.1 billion dollar investment in its Science and Technology Strategy, we have committed 25 million dollars towards the construction of new buildings for the Faculty of the Environment, and the Departments of Math and Engineering,” Braid told Imprint. “These projects will help UW students continue to lead the way in important fields that will shape Canada, and the world, in years to come.” Indeed, Waterloo’s students will play an important role as voters and leaders of the future.“[Ignatieff] obviously sees this area as quite key in the next election,” Telegdi said.

Campus Bulletin UPCOMING Friday, September 25, 2009 The 2009 edition of Expressions of Social Justice Film and Arts Festival will begin at 7 p.m. at CFCC with a screening of the film “Waltz with Bashir.” The festival continues until October 2 with local art sales, open-mic nights, etc. For more info www.kwexpressionsofsocialjustice.com or email info@ kwexpressionsofsocialjustice.com. WaTSA presents an opportunity for students to learn the secrets of crafting a resume at 5 p.m., SLC room 2134. Get your resume critiqued before applications open on Jobmine. Tuesday, October 6, 2009 Bachelor of Social Work (B.S.W.) information session at Renison College, UW, 240 Westmount Road, Waterloo from 4:45 to 5:45 p.m. in the Chapel Lounge. For more info www.renison. uwaterloo.ca/social-work/. Waterloo Tamil Student Association presents its annual general meeting/ frosh party. An opportunity to mingle, play games, exciting performances and more at the Bombshelter Pub, SLC, 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. Monday, October 12, 2009 TVO is on the hunt for Ontario’s best lecturer with their 2010 Best Lecturer Competition. Lots of nominations are taking place. New categories this year is favourite professor and Facebook fan page. For further info email Sally at Sally.Byun@can.ddbpr.com or www. tvo.org/bigideas. October 15-17, 2009 Grand opening of Conestoga Mall, Waterloo, 130,000 square foot addition from 9:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. Enjoy the art-inspired festivities. For more info info@conestogamall.com. Thursday, November 5, 2009 Femfest 2009 fundraiser – a celebration of women – 6:30 to 10 p.m. at the Schwaben Club, Kitchener. Come for an evening of free pampering and do some shopping in our silent auction. Check out www.sascwr.org for ticket and event details.

UW RECREATION COMMITTEE UW Recreation Committee events are open to all employees of the University of Waterloo. Register by emailing uwrc@admmail.uwaterloo.ca. UW Book Club meetings – October 21 – “Dreams from my Father” by Barack Obama ; November 18 – “So Brave, Young and Handsome” by Leif Engler ; December 16 – “Child 44” by Tom Rob Smith. Details www.uwrc.uwaterloo.ca. September 28 – David Hobson, master gardener and columnist discusses “Garden in fall,” 12 to 1 p.m., MC 5158.

STUDENT AWARD & FINANCIAL AID For all in-person inquiries, including OSAP funding pickup, your SIN card and government issued, valid photo ID are required. Please note that the BIYD card is no longer accepted as photo ID. October 8: OSAP application deadline and deadline to submit Signature Pages and Supporting documentation for fall only. October 23: OSAP application deadline (full funding) – fall and winter or fall, winter and spring applications. October 27: deadline for OSAP Reviews. OSAP funding pickup will take place from September 8 to 29 in the Tatham Centre by appointment only. Visit safa.uwaterloo.ca for a full listing of scholarships and awards.

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Bounty, not donation Directing the university toward improvement

Friday, September 25, 2009 Vol. 32, No. 10 Student Life Centre, Room 1116 University of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario N2L 3G1 P: 519.888.4048 F: 519.884.7800 http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca Editor-in-chief, Michael L. Davenport editor@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Advertising & Production Manager, Laurie Tigert-Dumas ads@imprint.uwaterloo.ca General Manager, Catherine Bolger cbolger@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Ad Assistant, vacant Sales Assisstant, vacant Systems Admin., vacant Distribution, Sherif Soliman Distribution, Garrett Saunders Intern Lauren Bird Volunteer co-ordinator, Angela Gaetano Board of Directors board@imprint.uwaterloo.ca President, Sherif Soliman president@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Vice-president, Anya Lomako vp@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Treasurer, Lu Jiang treasurer@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Secretary, vacant secretary@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Staff liaison, Caitlin McIntyre liaison@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Editorial Staff Assistant Editor, Adrienne Raw Head Reporter, vacant Lead Proofreader, vacant Cover Editor, Katrina Massey News Editor, vacant News Assistant, Clara Shin Opinion Editor, vacant Opinion Assistant, Rosalind Gunn Features Editor, Keriece Harris Features Assistant, Simone Toma Arts & Entertainment, Dinh Nguyen Arts & E. Assistant, Robyn Goodfellow Science & Tech Editor, Bogdan Petrescu Science & Tech Assistant, Shirley Ma Sports & Living Editor, Brent Golem Sports & Living Assistant, Komal Lakhani Photo Editor, vacant Photo Assistant, Sophie Sanniti Graphics Editor, Peter N. Trinh Graphics Assistant, Sonia Lee Web Administrator, Paul Collier Web Assistant, Xiaobo Liu Systems Administrator, vacant System Administrator Assistant, vacant Production Staff Paula Trelinsko, Deanna Ostafichuk, Julia Gunst, Dunja Domic, Marta Sadowski, Alicia Mah, Lishni Salgado, Stephanie Crowe, Tejas Koshy, Angela Gaetano, Omri Arbiv, Felcia Rahaman, Tom Lavesque, Caitlin McIntyre, Steven R. McEvoy, Amanda Freiburger, Kara Kurschinski Graphics Team Ian Cutajar, Armel Chesnais, Marie Wong, Majuratan Sadagopan, Nadia Mthombeni Imprint is the official student newspaper of the University of Waterloo. It is an editorially independent newspaper published by Imprint Publications, Waterloo, a corporation without share capital. Imprint is a member of the Ontario Community Newspaper Association (OCNA). Editorial submissions may be considered for publication in any edition of Imprint. Imprint may also reproduce the material commercially in any format or medium as part of the newspaper database, Web site or any other product derived from the newspaper. Those submitting editorial content, including articles, letters, photos and graphics, will grant Imprint first publication rights of their submitted material, and as such, agree not to submit the same work to any other publication or group until such time as the material has been distributed in an issue of Imprint, or Imprint declares their intent not to publish the material. The full text of this agreement is available upon request. Imprint does not guarantee to publish articles, photographs, letters or advertising. Material may not be published, at the discretion of Imprint, if that material is deemed to be libelous or in contravention with Imprint’s policies with reference to our code of ethics and journalistic standards. Imprint is published every Friday during fall and winter terms, and every second Friday during the spring term. Imprint reserves the right to screen, edit and refuse advertising. One copy per customer. Imprint ISSN 0706-7380. Imprint CDN Pub Mail Product Sales Agreement no. 40065122. Next staff meeting: Monday, September 28 12:30 p.m. Next board of directors meeting: Friday, September 25 12:30 p.m.

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onations, particularly alumni donations, are what interest me today. It’s homecoming weekend, after all. Fundraising efforts, especially those directed at alumni, are present all throughout the university. There’s the university call centre ringing up alumni, for one. There are more targeted fundraising efforts in each faculty: science has the “Better Beaker Challenge,” engineering has the “Plummer’s Pledge,” math has several challenges based around certain significant numbers, et cetera. If you’re alumni or soon-to-be alumni, I guarantee you’ll be told about these in an effort to get you to donate. But aside from the small donors such as individual alumni, the university also has a few corporate or especially wealthy donors. And as it stands, such donors are able to use their money to much more directed ends. The big campus controversy when I first started at UW back in September 2002 was a $2 million donation from Microsoft. Students weren’t upset at the donation per se; the kerfuffle was over what came with the donation: the programming language used in some electrical and computer engineering courses would be changed from C++ to C#. It was this — that the money came with strings attached — which had students in a tizzy. Now in all fairness, UW President David Johnston called the affair “a mistake.” But according to Imprint archives, he said, “In retrospect, we should not, I should not, have announced that agreement in principle at that stage, because the necessary consultation with curriculum committees and the department and faculty had not been had, should have been had, and will now be had.” The error was in insufficient

consultation before the announcement of the deal, not the deal itself! If a company can donate $2 million and get the curriculum changed, or donate $50 million and get a new building put up on the B2 green, or donate $25 million to get the school of computer science named after themselves, it stands to reason that one could donate a much smaller sum of money to change something completely insignificant. For instance, I would love to donate a couple hundred dollars so the damned Tim Hortons in the SLC could get the equipment to make iced coffee. (That’s right, the Tim Hortons’ on campus lack this capability, even though the tiny Tim Hortons in the gas station on Phillip and Columbia sells iced coffee.) They could call it the “Michael L. Davenport iced coffee machine,” and for the first week, my name could be on all the cups. I’m being somewhat facetious, but inside my joke I believe there’s a valid point: why do some donations garner change from the university, but other (admittedly smaller) donations get nothing but thanks? Surely there must be some way for even modest donors to use their influence to persuade the university to implement specific improvements. I believe there is an answer, and that answer lies in one of the funding models for open source software. Okay, open source software. To use an analogy, open source software is like Wikipedia — anyone can edit it. The popular web broswer Firefox, for instance, is open source: anybody can get ahold of the “source code,” and change the program in any way they see fit. The economics and philosophies of open source software are somewhat complicated, and not really what I intended to write about. Here’s the

important bit: there are organizations that allow people to get together and place a bounty on features in open source software. The Public Software Fund is one. FOSS Factory is another, and is a local company started by UW grads. The purpose of those companies is to allow many small donors to collaborate, and contribute toward a bounty which would be rewarded upon the completion of some goal. For instance, say you would love to be able to open your email in Firefox, and have Firefox read your email aloud to you. Firefox is open source, so in principle anybody could add this feature. But you’re not a programmer, and can’t afford to hire one to do that job. But, you’d kick $20 into a kitty for that feature. If there’s a couple hundred people out there like you, a bunch of $20s turns into a lucrative prize for an intrepid programmer. Let’s bring this back to alumni donations to universities. Instead of donors giving money to the university unconditionally, I believe there should be a mechanism for donors to pool their money, and only hand it off to the university if (and only if) a certain condition is met. I joked about iced coffee back there, but the bounty idea has serious applications. Imagine getting a bunch of alumni together and saying, “Okay UW, you can have our money. But only if you fix PDEng.” Or “only if you have sufficient green space.” Or “only if the student C&Ds are still open.” And because even embittered students (there are lots of us) might feel inclined to donate this way, UW may actually come out ahead. Business students and VeloCity residents: are you listening? There’s a business opportunity lurking in here somewhere.

Letters Re: E. Aboyeji’s “Blame it on the Apathy” This note is with regard to E Aboyeji’s article of last week noting the past financial mismanagement within the VP Internal’s office. I would like to expand on what exactly happened, and the inquiry that followed, which the author failed to inquire about. Last year there were some errors made, specifically within the Student Life Endowment Fund and the Enterprise, Opportunity, and Innovation fund, both endowments of the university. I discovered these before taking office in May and attempted to help the then-VP Internal sort them out. Upon taking office in May, I determined that the problem had not been solved. I set out on an inquiry that involved UW Finance, the VP Admin and Finance of the university, our accounting department, and our general manager. We painstakingly went through all the transactions from all of these accounts, as well as Feds’ Special Project Fund, and the VP Internal’s Special Projects budget line. It was determined that many items were charged to the wrong accounts, leaving one account especially in the negative. Because this was not determined until after

the university’s fiscal year end (April 30), I could not make transfers to right the errors. Incidentally, during this year the endowments did not fare well in the market place due to the faltering economy. As such, the funds received much less interest than what was projected by UW Finance at the beginning of the year. Because the interest comes into the account at year-end, we were forced to use these projections for the money that is actually dispersed during the year. These two situations have resulted in diminished funds for dispersement this year as the accounts were overspent last year. My way of being accountable to students is to tell them that this occurred, and to make sure that my spending this year is reeled-in so that next fiscal year the accounts will be out of the red. So please, the next time you have questions or concerns, come and ask, we will gladly sit down and speak with you. It is important to ensure that you are being accountable to students by printing the entire reality of the situation. Sarah Cook Feds VP Internal

Re: Duncan Ramsey’s review of The Theremin Player There are several issues I have with Duncan Ramsay’s review of the Red Shoe Theatre production, The Theremin Player. First, and foremost was his impertinent and nitpicking remarks about Terrance Reid. I felt that Reid gave an outstanding performance, worthy of the professional stage. He delivered his lines with a loud, clear, deep projection from the diaphragm, and Ramsay’s accusation that he gave a “nasal delivery” is completely fallacious, as is his accusation that Reid “gnashes his teeth,” which I do not recall happening once during the show. In terms of Reid’s supposedly “inconsistent performance,” I found it to be solid and believable, and it illuminated the mind of Reid’s character, which was the vital purpose of the play. Another unreasonable remark made by Ramsay was his amateur opinion that, “ideally, a monologuing actor gives the impression of staring into space, but due to the small size of the venue, Reid is often standing only two or three feet from the audience.” I would argue that an intimate, closequartered space in which to reveal the thoughts of Reid’s unstable character was essential in making the audience able to divulge into his mind. The purpose of this performance was to give

people an intimate “walk-through” of the mind of a schizophrenic, not to perform schizophrenic behaviours to entertain the audience from afar. The fact that Ramsay missed this crucial concept of the play leads me to believe that he does not have the professional authority to critique a theatrical performance. In terms of Ramsay’s criticism regarding the writing of the play, he must keep in mind that this was a first attempt by a student to write and direct a performance, and I feel that it was a very appreciable first attempt. Ramsay also complains that the mind of Reid’s character is “not in anyway a pleasant or engaging place.” I, personally, was unaware that all theatre productions were required to be pleasant, safe, and happy, but because Ramsay apparently felt uncomfortable being exposed to an unstable thought process, he deemed the show to be poorly written. Overall, I felt that Ramsay’s negative opinions of The Theremin Player were flimsy, inaccurate, and quite unprofessional. Perhaps he should develop a more cognitive understanding of acting, writing, direction, and theatre as a whole before he publishes his comments regarding such things. Andrea Crump

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Imprint, Friday, September 25, 2009

Community Editorials A letter of resistance to the city of kitchener uw phd student

ince the awarding of the 2010 Olympics to Vancouver and Whistler, a growing network has resisted the social, cultural, and environmental injustices attributable to the Olympics. The Olympic torch relay is a burning symbol of injustice and colonialism. The torch is planned to pass through Kitchener — this implicitly supports the injustices and destruction occurring in the name of the games. For these reasons, we demand that the City of Kitchener back out of the Olympic torch relay. The city’s unflinching support for the torch relay project supports the myriad injustices taking place in the Vancouver-Whistler corridor because of the games. The torch relay and the Olympics are a part of an unsustainable development paradigm and a

burning symbol of the injustice and colonialism. In Vancouver, efforts have been directed at “cleaning up” the city, a project of gentrification. This has entailed violent evictions and the loss of social housing, in addition to aggressive new policing tactics. Over $1.75 billion has been officially spent

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City of Vancouver’s injustices. One of the most obvious impacts of the 2010 Olympics is the failure of officials and legislation to protect vital ecosystems from destruction. This new development continues despite the recent city council announcement to protect vital riverside parklands and other socially and environmentally

territory of the indigenous nations of the Coast Salish people. Despite band council support, the International Indigenous Youth Movement and the Native Youth Warriors continue to actively resisting the Olympics. The Union of BC Indian Chiefs spoke out strongly against the games and in August 2009, the Six Nations Hoska-

One of the most obvious impacts of the 2010 Olympics is the failure of officials and legislation to protect vital ecosystems from destruction.

on the 2010 Olympics, overwhelming the capacity of the City and province to fund social programs. Kitchener should be directing money to social services rather than hosting the torch relay, and must cease supporting the

important urban green spaces. The region has utterly failed to take action to protect the Waterloo Moraine and the Grand River Watershed. Finally, the 2010 Olympics are taking place on the unceded traditional

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Dan Kellar

nigetha (“Men’s Fire Council”) stated that the torch will not pass through Six Nations territory. Opposition amongst youth groups at Six Nations has built resistance within the community against Olympic injustices.

Since our community is living on disputed land, it is absolutely critical to uphold the Two Row Wampum Treaty signed by the Haudenosaunee and European settlers. To honour our treaty obligations Kitchener must satisfy its duty to consult for new development on the Haldimand Tract/Grand River Watershed area of the Six Nations people. The Olympic Resistance Network–Ontario (ORNO) and AW@ L continue to resist the 2010 Olympics. We are committed to educating the community about the impacts of the Games and continuing resistance to the Olympics and the local torch relay. We demand that the City of Kitchener withdraw from hosting the Olympic torch, and not allow it in our city. The oppression and destruction represented by the torch is something we are not willing to allow in our city.

A defence of pragmatic politics

t’s a common charge in Canadian political debates that the opposition is guilty of “flip-flopping”. This is a very broad charge, but it is generally interpreted to mean that the accused has said, at some point, one thing, and done, at some point, another. It sounds, on its face, like a serious indictment of a political figure — after all, they are elected solely to further the ideological aims of their constituents, are they not? Conservatives, generally speaking, vote conservative to have conservative ideals enshrined in policy, and Liberals vote liberal for the same reason. However,

upon consideration of Canada’s current political climate, it becomes rapidly clear that pragmatism is a much more useful tool for furthering ideological goals than ideology in and of itself. Until last week, political talk in Canada was centred on the threat of a looming fall election, a situation which has now been averted. The Conservative government’s budget, introduced to the Commons last Friday, has passed with the support of the Bloc and the NDP, a political marriage of convenience that, for the Conservatives, allows them to stay in power, and for the opposition, shields them from an electorate who are disinclined to go to the polls. This deal, far from being a shadowy backroom

fiasco, is a victory for all concerned, and should be celebrated as such. Now, it is certain that Canada’s current government is not doing the best job possible. It has spent five times more money on advertising its economic stimulus package (which has so far proved to be of limited utility — according to the CBC nearly 60 per cent of Canadians wouldn’t be able to pay their bills if their paycheques were to come a week late, and labour productivity has not increased in 15 months) than on its H1N1 flu pandemic public awareness campaign. See POLITICS, page 11

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I know what you did last summer

nfortunately, amidst critiquing the Feds and advising freshmen, I have not found the time to fulfill a promise I made to you in the summer. I promised to tell you about my summer. Now, I understand there is little conceivable reason why you should be interested in my summer. After all, like you, I must have either stayed in school, worked some place or had a summer blast in some exotic country (probably not Mexico for obvious reasons). However, I still insist on telling you, first because I promised I would and second because my observations might interest one or two people interested in world politics. This summer I worked as an intern in New York at the headquarters of the World Youth Alliance, a non-profit organization that trains young people to work at regional and international levels to impact policy and culture. To put it in more comprehensible terms, it was an extraordinary group of young smart people — all under the age of 30 that helped member countries at the United Nations and other regional organizations like the European Union formulate good policy. How did younglings like us manage to do such awesome stuff? At the World Youth Alliance, our work is guided by a simple truth about the human person: every human being has intrinsic dignity from the moment of conception to the moment of natural death. Yes, I know it sounds like a very simple idea, but believe me; it is a powerful idea — an idea powerful enough to garner commitments from over a million members in over a hundred countries all over the world. In fact, this idea was so powerful that it had been replicated in five regions. Perhaps one day in this column, we will discuss the practical implications of this simple truth about the human person. While interning in a city like New York usually means that for the highly priced line on your resume, you were subjected to intellectually reductionist jobs like serving coffee and shining shoes, my experience was radically different. At the World Youth Alliance, once we had crossed the threshold of the rigorous training program, we were automatically cleared to do serious work of any and all kinds. This meant that the work was often challenging, perhaps far more

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challenging than work that a regular intern should do. One of the more challenging tasks I got was monitoring the United Nations’ High Level Conference on the Financial Crisis and its impact on development. The conference was an extraordinary meeting of the general assembly meaning that countries would be sending their highest possible representation. It was a huge deal and at first, it seemed it would be a particularly overwhelming experience for me. This was not just because I — the new green teen intern — would be going to the sort of conference reserved for most experienced advocates, but also because I understood this task had a real and serious impacts on the fate of billions of the world’s poor affected by the crisis. I eventually got over my fears and did my job by making my organization’s ideas relevant to proceedings at the United Nations. Despite this initial glitch, I became comfortable with an “international community” that differed remarkably from one that I imagine many students, couched in the inevitability of academic naiveté, still conceive of to be real. However, the experience of working at the United Nations with so many states, organizations, and individuals with conflicting interests was really an eye-opener that shattered some of my preconceived notions about the nature of the “international community.” Perhaps I should explain. Among many other things, there were a few things I considered particularly strange about what I had imagined the UN to be and what it turned out to be. One of the most shocking things I learned at the UN was that the “bad guys” are not who you think they are. I don’t think there are “bad guys,” especially because I tend to think States are justified in being beholden to their interests. However, there were obviously general perceptions of who was “bad” and who wasn’t. It was shocking to find that the permanent representative from Sudan was a nice, smart black man and not Arab as many would think in light of Dafur; or that Iran was in fact a well-respected founding member state of the UN. Even the Libyan permanent representative was a pleasant, reasoned individual, a far cry from the countiry’s lunatic leader. It was even far more mind boggling to find that the U.S. government, was in actual fact, the “bad guy,”

gardless the famed “Obama effect.” They were the only state staging objections to resolutions that were widely accepted in the international community. Clearly, the perceptions of countries we have in the real world are remarkably different from how they are perceived in the international community. Another surprising thing I learned was that American exceptionalism is a historical concept. I know there are a lot of Americans on our campus and I expect that they will be displeased to hear that the America their savvy politicians deceived them into believing was the greatest nation on earth — simply does not exist. I had always imagined, like many of my colleagues, that America’s interests were a significant factor in the UN’s decision making. Unfortunately, it seemed the direct opposite. America kept getting stepped on consistently. If there was any doubt about the fiction that American exceptionalism is, the financial crisis dispelled it. At the conference, there was certainly the general feeling that the financial crisis was the ultimate symbol of American fallibility, proof that even the greatest country in the world was not beyond catastrophic errors. In the speeches, every country relentlessly sought to impress on the General Assembly where the financial crisis began and they didn’t mince words in pointing finger at America! Another surprising thing was how much bargaining power developing countries have at the UN. Too often, developing countries are portrayed as disadvantaged creatures in the grand scheme of international things, however, this portrayal of the effect developing countries have on the international system certainly ignores many realities. One of these realities is that developing countries, as a result of groupings like the Group of 77 can unilaterally dominate proceedings especially in the General Assembly — and in my short time at the UN I noticed that they did not pass up any chance they got to do this. Clearly, the image of a big U.S. pounding other countries into the ground with their influence at the UN is a false one. The power relations between developed and developing countries seemed to me much more complicated than the theories presume. Nevertheless, amongst many other new things my experiences taught me, it confirmed one thing that I have always suspected: the UN sucks at a lot of stuff.

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POLITICS: the necessity of pragmatism Continued from page 9

The government is still dragging its feet on the issue of climate change, saying it won’t commit to any binding reductions in carbon emissions unless China and India do likewise — despite Canada being among the worst polluters in the world on a percapita basis. In fact, the government’s performance has been so lacklustre in so many areas that many readers will wonder why exactly the Conservatives wouldn’t have been tossed handily out of power, had this election come to pass. A large part of the reason is this opposition between pragmatism and idealism. Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff has been threatening to bring down the government at the drop of the hat ever since the last budget, when he famously gave the government a “flashing yellow light” of approval. However, there has not yet been a single compelling reason to do so. Ignatieff has recently unveiled a PR campaign with the bold slogan “We can do better,” but has presented little in the way of alternatives. He is certainly not more likeable than Mr. Harper: as of September 11, a Nanos poll reported that Canadians felt Stephen Harper to be “more trustworthy” and “more competent” than Ignatieff (31 per cent to 14 per cent, and 36 per cent to 20 per cent respectively). Apparently, the recent talk of an election, based on no issue aside from a Liberal conviction that they can somehow govern better than the Conservatives, has actually hurt his standing in the polls. The Liberals can’t attract voters because they are proposing nothing aside from a differing ideology than Harper, rather than a list of pragmatic policy goals that would be open to debate and negotiation in the Commons. Now, for anyone who supports a left-wing (pardon the term) agenda, it is clear that this election, called for these ideological reasons, would have been a disaster. Mr. Harper’s approval rating, while not stellar (35 per cent as of September 1) is still not far

from majority government territory (generally held to be at around 40 per cent support). Naturally, if a Conservative majority government were elected, that would be it for the parties in opposition; they would no longer have any meaningful input in the creation of new laws. A quick primer for those who “don’t know much about politics:” Harper’s grip on his MPs is notoriously tight, and as soon as he passes the magic number of 155 seats, it is a near certainty that he will enjoy the support of the House at every vote. Imagine if the Conservatives had had a majority government when they tried to enact the famous campaign financing regulation of November 2008? It would have passed the Commons with only the Senate (now freshly rejuvenated with Conservative appointees) to try to derail it, dealing a serious blow to every political party in Canada that is reliant on public financing, present and future. With a minority government such as the present one, the Conservatives still need the support of at least one other party to enact their legislation, preventing the most heinous partisan tactics. But this much is obvious: much as the Conservatives are working to advance a right-wing agenda, the NDP are working to advance one from the left. In what way is their maintenance of the status quo an ideological victory? The short answer is that it worked. The NDP were granted concessions on the issue of employment insurance, a feat that the Liberals, with all their posturing, were not able to wring out of the government even after four months of committee meetings. In much the same way as they exchanged support for Paul Martin’s Liberal government in 2005 for the chance to write parts of the federal budget, they furthered their agenda by lending support to the party in power. This is exactly how a minority parliament is meant to work. Blind idealism would have forced the NDP to reflexively reject anything that came from the Conservative camp, force an election, and then lose it. Blind idealism would not have gotten

Armel Chesnais EI benefits extended to unemployed Canadians, and would have left the parties that arguably advocate most strongly for them out in the cold. It is clear that there is a groundswell of support in Canada for new ideas and new approaches. Voters are concerned about the environment (but have been very cleverly sold the idea that “a carbon tax is a new permanent tax on everything”), the development of the north (but have bought into the idea that ice-breakers and patrol boats are a better investment than clinics and schools), and the creation of jobs (but have agreed that we must protect our current industries rather than reinvest heavily in education and retraining programs). As politicians become more rigidly partisan and less flexible, there is less and less scope for productive debate and discussion with regards to the future of our country. In that context, then, pragmatism becomes not only desirable, but necessary. Parties need to be able to put aside ideological differences and come up with solutions that work. A good idea does not become less so because of the side of the House of Commons on which it originated. A politician does not represent their constituents more effectively by shouting down all opposition to their party’s ideas. The business of government is the business of the country, and this country is not a partisan entity; it is a collection of people from different places, different generations, and different beliefs. Convincing all of these people that one person or party is right and everyone else is wrong is an exercise in futility, and so we need to call upon our politicians to build bridges, not walls. To really help our country, we all Canadians are pulling need to get pragmatic.

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The gift of the ex

f you don’t have an ex, then you don’t have any need to read this article. I’ve hemmed and hawed about writing about my exes, largely because one of them still attends this school, knows I write for Imprint, and would likely see anything I would have to say. That being said, one would assume that I would only have mean things to say about an ex, or at least things that they wouldn’t want to hear. Sorry folks, no skeletons are coming out from this girl this week! Believe me, I never thought I would write about the benefits of having an ex, so bear with me… because I promise I have a point. The point is that having an ex is also having the gift of clarity. If you’re like me, you have a variety of exes. Some you don’t speak to, some you want to forget existed, some are your friends, some caused you to use anti-stalking laws, and some are just another acquaintance. Other people probably have a few more categories like: the ones you wish you could still be with, the ones who your parents still ask about, and the ones who have a great family that you actually miss more than your ex entirely. Exes are unique… as are the gifts they bear. I remember going through a breakup with one of my exes, and I thought it was the end of the world. I was devastated and thought I could never do better, be as happy, or love another person as much. Well, that person was my very first boyfriend back when I was 15. I should mention that I looked like a 19 year old when I was 15, which led me to act and behave like a 19 year old earlier than I should have been (if you get the idea). I got over that ex

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boyfriend, and I learned from the whole experience. I learned that not only were 90 per cent of the guys out there better than my ex, but that I actually had options when it came to dating people. Each time we date someone that we love (or think we love) we tend to think, “This is it. I don’t have to worry about dating anymore, or finding the right person.” Before you know it, your ass is on the curb, the love died, or someone was unfaithful. Then you are left to wonder what you did wrong — again. But that’s the point! Those moments of trying to wrap your mind around what “went wrong” leads you to the gift of your ex. With every breakup, every lost relationship, and every bit of heartache come the moments of clarity afterwards. These are the gifts of exes. The moment of clarity is so unbelievably hard to find, and it’s impossible to find when you are with someone. A good friend of

mine said “Love isn’t blind, love makes you blind.” You skip the flaws, make excuses for problems, and lose a part of yourself. You can’t see the whole picture, if you are part of it. Once you are out of the frame, it all becomes clear. Then you can see everything for what it really is. Here is a little experiment for you: think of all the couples you have known, and what those people were like before they started dating each other. Were they happier, more fun, more reserved, or depressed beforehand? How do they behave in the presence and in the absence of their partner? Do you think their partner has changed them, or vice versa? See what I am saying? When people fall head over heels, or

sometimes — just head first in love, they can’t think straight, even if they tried. If you are struggling with a broken heart right now, I just want to let you know that you are going to be fine. Your wounds will heal, and probably sooner than you think. Hopefully, you will soon have that moment of clarity — that final gift from your ex. You will realize that they were actually the most selfish person on the planet, or that you two were completely wrong for each other or you could just realize what you really need from a relationship, and how you weren’t getting it. These moments of clarity will come and go, and it’s important to keep them alive. Remember them, write them down, and tell yourself “this is why you

are not with this person anymore.” You’ll shave weeks or even months off your healing process if you open your mind up to realities of why your relationship ended. Once you can deal with why it ended, the healing can begin. When the healing begins, and you have a new outlook on relationships, the next person you date is guaranteed to be an improvement. See? I told you exes were useful for something! So, whether you loathe your ex, or you miss them still… just know that they have one last gift waiting for you… and it is the best one of all. If you would like more information on how to help heal your broken heart, visit www.breakupsurvivor.com.

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Blizzard entertainment visits UW

Developer of well known game franchises such as Diablo, Starcraft and Warcraft makes Canadian university debut on our campus

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Above: Students pack the Humanties Theatre to engage with Blizzard Entertainment. Jenn Rickert staff reporter

ast week UW was host to one of the most successful names in video games today, Blizzard Entertainment. Their visit, the first of its kind to any Canadian university, was a short, but very sweet glimpse into not only the employment opportunities for university students through Blizzard, but also into what life is like working within the company’s community. The University of Waterloo became Blizzard’s Canadian university debut location due to the combined efforts of the Institute of Electric and Electronics Engineers (IEEE) Student Branch at UW as well as Blizzard’s University Relations Manager, Sumer Oritz. As Derek Bennewies, the vice chair of UW’s IEEE student branch states, “We were looking for a big name that would help raise awareness of IEEE as a professional networking organization. We received a very positive response from Blizzard, who had been looking for an opportunity to visit and recruit from the University of Waterloo. We recognized right away that Blizzard would be one of the highest-profile corporate visits possible, due in no small part to the number of UW students who play their games. Matthew Chan took over organization for the event from there.” The hour and a half long presentation that was personally delivered by Oritz was a lively and in-depth overview of Blizzard’s inner workings featuring recorded interviews and statements from key Blizzard developers. The event began with a number of clips and examples of what Blizzard has accomplished in their years of game production with a focus on more recent projects. Videos from Starcraft II, Diablo III and the upcoming expansion for World of Warcraft: Cataclysm were played for the highly energetic crowd throughout the course of the seminar. Discussion was moved, after the cheers died down, to look deeper at how Blizzard approaches its game design. Along with the step-by-step breakdown of the various teams that work on each project, Ortiz also gave an outline of what kinds of positions are available on these teams every year in addition to how to apply for them. While some specifics were given for each area (be it programming, artwork or gameplay design), the overarching theme Blizzard looks for in its recruits? Passion. When interviewed after the presentation, Oritz elaborated on some of the key elements Blizzard looks for in every application. Though specifics of a position vary from team to team, applications that show a genuine effort, professionalism, background research and a unique flair tend to stand out amongst the crowd.

She also went further to discuss what it’s like, first hand, to work at Blizzard, describing it as a very prominent company-based culture with strong team-oriented camaraderie with a very relaxed feel while remaining serious about their work. “They really care a lot about the product.” This very much holds true to the time-honored tradition of Blizzard’s release dates for their games: “It’ll be ready when it’s ready.” When asked about what insight Oritz could give new Blizzard recruits, she definitively stated it’s very important to be ready to become a part of the team; jobs start very hands on and it’s important to adjust to your new role quickly. Positions begin extremely interactive and new-hires get to work firsthand on their assigned project and are quickly immersed. Generally speaking, Blizzard takes this quick-adaptability into account when hiring and expect everyone they bring into the community to be ready, willing and prepared to dive in head first. Along these lines, Oritz discussed that she wished she had known what a team-oriented community Blizzard had before she started working there. While maintaining their sincerity towards their tasks at hand, she described the Blizzard staff community as very accepting and laid back as well as a lot of fun to work in. Every year Blizzard has not only a large number of entrylevel positions available to graduating university students, but also has a number of paid internships (complete with housing) available to students still in school. Most of these internships are available for the course of the summer, and the application process should be started in our winter term. Blizzard is currently working on integrating co-op interests into their internship program. For further information about Blizzard’s University Relations, please visit http://www.blizzard.com/ur and for information about up-to-date job opportunities, http://www. blizzard.com/jobs, IEEE is the world’s largest technical professional organization. It is responsible for setting standards, publishing papers, and connecting people in industry. The UW student branch seeks to raise awareness of IEEE on campus through corporate visits and large activities such as design competitions. The Student Branch has also recently developed a technical division to compete in inter-university competitions in robotics, programming, and web development. The student branch is aggressively expanding and those interested in joining are welcome to come to the recruitment meeting on Friday, September 25, 4:00-5:00pm, DC 1304. They are also seeking individuals interested on working on marketing, web design and business for IEEE. For more information on IEEE, visit ieee.uwaterloo.ca

It is the hope that organizations on campus like IEEE will continue to foster relationships with companies like Blizzard Entertainment to help produce more of these events, foster relationships and further develop UW’s standing reputation within the technology industry. jrickert@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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ooking for a way to combine your desire to be a more conscious global citizen and the opportunity to include maple syrup in every meal? Sounds like a stretch I know but I’ve found the golden key in a growing movement called the 100-Mile Diet. Based on the principle that you only consume food and liquid that is grown and produced within a 100 mile radius (because 160 kms doesn’t sound as smooth) of where you live, the challenge limits your carbon footprint, connects you with local farmers and supports your local economy. Having caught word that the average meal in North America travels 1,500 miles to the dinner table, and that a majority of the fruits and vegetables I eat can be grown in my own backyard, was the fuel I needed to take this challenge head-on and do it vegan style. I’ve had a solid seven years of practice living a nutritionally adequate diet as a vegan and maybe the fact that I’d proven my loved ones wrong and not died in the process gave me a bit more confidence than was safe to boast. While the days before the challenge flew by emails and blogs went up about where to find local meat, eggs and dairy products; the fear began to set in. Was I in way over my head this time? Visions of a life without chocolate, caffeine, avocado rolls, hummus, bananas and rice began to haunt my weekly grocery visits.

Determined to go 100 per cent local for the entire duration, I stocked up on baby veggie sprouts, plowed through the weeds in the backyard to set up a garden and began to nurture my survival. I signed up for Baileys, a local food co-op, and in no time my fridge (there isn’t much unprocessed food that goes in the cupboard) was bursting and I was wondering what I was going to do with this cornocopia of foods, some of which I’d never even heard of. Starting one month ahead of time I stopped my purchase of foreigners and began to use up my abundance of planned World War Three food and took the final plunge on July 4 with the rest of the challenge takers. Just as I was laughing at the simplicity of it all I heard was the cruel whisper of bread. My heart stopped, or I cried, or something to that degree. This seemed like the end before the beginning as I scavenged my way through markets, health food stores and barns to find flour that was locally grown and wasn’t meant for animal feed. About one week to the challenge I found local flour and with just one lucky attempt the bread was in the oven. Life was rainbows and butterflies yet again. Now with just two weeks left before the challenge is over, I am reflecting on the rollercoaster that this challenge has taken me on. With the odd exception, most meals were

made from scratch, which has left me equipped with kitchen skills I never would have learned otherwise. I now have a stronger and almost protective respect and admiration for local farmers and the traditions they have preserved over the decades of expanding imports. But the hardest part of the challenge can be summarized in the words of one of my good friends’ mother upon learning I was taking the challenge as a vegan “Oh, she must be lonely,” she sighed. The life of a young 20-something in University

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Vegetarianism

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ave you ever thought of where the eggs you so eagerly wait for at breakfast come from? Of course, you know they come from hens, but have you ever thought about how those egglaying hens spend their lives? If you don’t, then you are like me, before I attended a very alarming, informative, and thought provoking seminar. The seminar was entitled “Going vegetarian: how and why to do it today?”. It was one of many seminars organized by Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG) and was held at our very own Student Life Center. Don’t you just love the Student Life Center? Even if you don’t it’s okay. You’re still a nice person. Skinner is a lecturer of psychology at our very own University of Waterloo, a member of the Board of Directors of WPIRG and an animal rights activist. She started by telling us about a decision she made 11 years ago. It was a life changing decision; she, like 1 in 20 Canadians, became a vegan. Now, 11 years later, she claims that it was one of the best decisions of her life and that she feels in superb health. Before I went to the seminar I did not know anything about vegetarianism. It’s like when I am walking on a random street in Toronto – I am fascinated by it, but I don’t know where in the world I am! All I knew was that vegetarians don’t eat meat. Now, why do people choose to become vegetarians? I didn’t know that and hence the seminar. An ever more basic question which must be asked beforehand is, “What is the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan?” Vegans refrain from all animal products: meat, dairy products, even leather. Vegetarians avoid meat products but choose to eat dairy

For animals, for health and for the earth

products and eggs. But why choose such a diet? There are primarily three reasons why people become vegan or vegetarian. The first is cruelty against animals. The second is damage to the environment and last and maybe very important; for better health. Good news for animal enthusiasts is that the number of hog farms in Canada has decreased by 53 per cent compared to the figures in 2000. That’s good right? Think again. The number of hogs per farm has increased 94 per cent. So livestock hogs are being crowded into farms, living in inhumane conditions where many can’t even turn around. Hens begin their lives as eggs in an incubator. After hatching, the male chicks are identified and disposed of, gassed and grounded. It’s industrially cheaper to dispose them rather than raise them and pay for their transportation to slaughter houses. The females have their beaks severed by a hot rod. The overly crowded conditions in the farms induces a pecking tendency in the hens. Beaks are soft tissue and the process is not painless. They start pecking each other and the ground. In that crowded cage each hen will lay 300 eggs per year, usually suffering bone loss in the process, along with a lack of exercise and burned skin from ammonia in the waste. After 12 months the hens are transported to the slaughter house in trucks. In Canada, chickens and pigs can be legally transported for 48 hours without food, water or rest. For cows, the time is for 56 hours. What happens at the slaughter house? Feet – to the conveyer belt. This is followed by an electric bath, to render the hens unconscious. But the catch is that some of the hens still remain conscious. And then? A boiling water bath is used to loosen the feathers. Finally, the hens have their throats slit by electric blades. This is industrialization today. I can’t say it

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land. They are a big cause of deforestation: a large part of the Amazon forest has been lost to livestock. Let’s not forget the water that goes into crops to feed the animals, or the waste and hormones and fertilizers which get leeched to lakes and river and into the water system. Finally let’s not forget the topic of health. In their 1997 position paper on vegetarian diets, the American Dietetic Association states that “Scientific data suggest positive relationships between a vegetarian diet and reduced risk for several chronic degenerative diseases and conditions, including obesity, coronary artery disease, hypertension, diabetes mellitus, and some types of cancer...” You may also want to look up the 1999 paper “Health Benefits of a Vegetarian Diet” which is written by two prominent experts. Let us not also forget about the different bacterial infections and toxins. For example from e.Coli, listeria, salmonella (food poisoning), etc. Crowding might also contribute to diseases like avian flu and swine flu although I would urge you to research more into the topic. Now that you have learned some reasons as to why to become a vegetarian, I can tell you how to. Skinner says jump right in. Make a commitment and stick with it. Empty your fridge and your cupboards, give meat to someone else. Before that, however, you should have all the information you need to help you ensure that you have a rounded, healthy diet. It should consist of carbohydrates, proteins, fats and also importantly Vitamin B12 and iron among others. One of the difficulties some people mention when they start vegetarian diets is that they feel tired and weak. The reason is usually because they are not eating enough calories because they are on a low calorie diet. Vegetarians need to eat more and they need to include high calorie vegetables and fruits. Where do you get your protein then? Some excellent sources of proteins are legumes, soy, grains, nuts, oatmeal and broccoli. An average person needs 47 grams of protein a day. Here’s a simple example of how you can eat your daily share of protein: try lentils with brown rice, a cup of oatmeal and two table spoons of peanut butter. Two foods that kept coming up during the seminar were beans and lentils. There are plenty of foods out there which can replace the meat you eat. They have good texture and can be part of delicious recipes. Iron is also an important component of our diet and it is found in our red blood cells. Iron absorption from vegetables is lower than that from meat so we need good sources of vitamin C to help with iron absorption. Skinner says again to eat more beans and lentils. Spinach is also a good source of vitamin C. Vitamin B12 is very essential for nervous system function. The problem is that there are no reliable unfortified plant sources of vitamin B12; therefore, fortified foods and/or supplements are necessary for the optimal health of vegans. Good sources of calcium

are dark green vegetables, tofu made with calcium sulfate, calcium fortified soy milk and orange juice, among others. But what about dealing with family and friends? Getting help from groups on campus? Meeting more vegetarians and vegans? Where to shop for vegetables? When explaining to parents and friends why you became a vegetarian, remember that there were good reasons for you to have done so. Be kind and understanding to people who question your convictions. The movie Earthlings has been responsible for converting many people into vegetarians and it is recommended viewing for anyone. Have your parents and friends watch it as a gift to you. If your parents are confused about what to cook for you let them know that it is easy to cook vegetarian food and there are many recipes online. When you become vegetarian it is easier to be around people who share your point of view. It will also help to reinforce your decision. But also be open to other points of view. There is a vegetarian meet up on the last Wednesday of every month at 6:00p.m in Waterloo Park. Students Against Animal Cruelty (SAAC) is a WPIRG Action Group and you can find out more about them at www. wpirg.org/saac. UW Vegetarians is a social and activist network; their website is uwveg.uwaterloo.ca. There are also quite a few restaurants in the university plaza who specialize in vegetarian food. You might be happy to know that two of your Feds (Federation of Students) executives are vegetarians (Justin Williams, vice president Education, and Sarah Cook, vice president Internal). Some of the voices in the ‘Jedi Council’ do bring the vegetarian point of view forward. Bulk Barn is a good place to get bulk food and they have 10 per cent off on Wednesdays for students. The Central Fresh Market on King Street and Food Basics Stores found around the KW area are on my parents’ favourites list and trust me, they know the cheaper places. There are resources on the internet to tell you how to get fresher foods. Vegetarians stand up for what they believe in through their diet. Being a vegetarian is a means to express your disgust with animal cruelty, and contributing to stopping environmental damage. I am glad I went to the seminar because I now know why people are willing to change what they eat for their lifetime. I am eating more vegetables now than before and am feeling pretty good about it. Maybe next time you eat that delicious egg for breakfast, you might think about the life of the hen who made it.

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What’s the Price of an Apostrophe?: The Invisible Hand of Institutional Grammar Matt Pankhurst staff reporter

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aed in Japan,” “keep the reach out of children,” and “painapple candy;” whether you call it Engrish, Chinglish, or any other cute name, we’ve all taken a few seconds to laugh at people who can’t spell. And no harm done. Most people likely assume that mass-produced typos and spelling errors are the products of people who have limited English knowledge — and while that’s true, I’d like to bring up the other side of the argument: that a product’s linguistic errors are loose indicators of the financial success of the institution that created the product. Let’s backtrack: I was walking in Sobeys on Monday when I came across “farmers bread.” While I wasn’t bothered at the missing apostrophe, I wondered whether larger or smaller chains would have had this same error. Similarly, I recently read an article about the “Mens” sign on the Tim Hortons bathroom door. Would Starbucks have the missing apostrophe as well? It’s almost pointless to complain about these kinds of mistakes, because just like the free market’s so-called invisible hand, there is an invisible hand that motivates grammar in the business world. Here’s a huge, but perhaps true, generalization: poor organizations produce poor grammar, and rich organizations produce rich grammar. This vague model works on the theoretical premise that richer organizations can afford more highly educated employees, who in turn understand language more thoroughly. So how much does grammar really cost? What’s the price of avoiding a verb-noun disagreement? What’s the price of an apostrophe? A typo? The price of a few typos, bits of punctuation, and agreements is, unfortunately, probably millions. And, bit of a skew of topic

here, but millions how much UW is making on Distance Education. I’ve taken a number of Distance Education courses at UW, and the instructor-generated content has been consistently riddled with terrible grammar. In my experience, DE classes on UW-ACE are largely tainted with errors; they are hypocritically corrupt with any mistake you can name. With a larger class size, more informal written content, and less student-teacher interaction, the medium itself lends to more mistakes than a class setting does, so it’s not simply the size of an institution. It gets complicated, but I think looking at a correspondence between grammar and money is a good place to start thinking. What I find particularly frightening about this concept is that if you can tell the conditions of an organization by counting its linguistic errors, then the local hospital is a severely underfunded institution. I’ve probably seen more grammar mistakes at Grand River Hospital than almost anywhere in the city. And while I don’t expect people to put a conscious effort into making nice sentences (frankly, it’s a waste of money), my point is that a richer institution would have an innate tendency to have better grammar. A richer — or perhaps less efficient — institution might naturally hire overqualified employees who simply know grammar. Realistically, “keep the reach out of children” printed on Chinese products is as simple as it looks. It’s not just a Chinese guy in the factory making an honest mistake; there are tonnes of excellent English speakers in China and around the world. The reason that there are so many mistakes like these is that those companies cannot afford well-rounded and highly educated (and the two go hand in hand) staffs. It probably sounds pretentious of me to criticize grammar left and right, but that’s not really my point. I often argue that grammar matters,

but for the sake of this argument, grammar doesn’t matter; it’s simply a (vague) measure of an institution’s overqualified employees. Or maybe not — but certainly, it’s a measure of something. A business’ flashiness, you could say. Perhaps Harvard uses grammar better than UW does. Perhaps UW uses grammar better than your high school did. And perhaps your high school uses grammar better than your local struggling farm. Perhaps the restaurant uses better grammar than the grocery store. Personally, until I can afford to dine at the Palais Royale, I’ll be settling for farmers bread. mpankhurst@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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Barlow on the Bottle “Just Tap it, Don’t Toss it” launched at UW

THIS IS MORE THAN A COMPETITION. It's an actively applied learning curve. Similar to how we're not just accountants. We're a collaborative team that supports students on their journeys to successful careers. The School of Accounting and Finance at the University of Waterloo and BDO Dunwoody LLP would like to congratulate Hassan Adil, Tak-Lan Chin, Erica La, Michael Ming-Zhi and Tracy Yuen-Ching for placing first in the 2009 BDO Dunwoody WATCase competition. All approximately 250 participants applied the UW Accounting & Finance training and principles to a case study provided by Shoppers Drug Mart. Their exemplary results show great potential for their futures.

Left to right: Nancy Vanden Bosch (SAF faculty and 2009 case writer), Alexandra Hardy (BDO Dunwoody representative), Hassan Adil, Tak-Lan Chin, Angela McNeil (SAF faculty and judge), Erica La, Jim Barnett (SAF Director and judge), Tracy Yuen-Ching, Michael Ming-Zhi, Tony Atkinson (SAF faculty and SAF manager of 2009 BDO Dunwoody WATCase Competition)

Simone Toma features asst.

he title “Just Tap It, Don’t Toss It!” is more than a catchy phrase. It is the title of a student initiative to promote the healthy and sustainable option of tap water and to discourage the use of bottled water. On September 22, Maude Barlow, senior advisor on water to the president of the United Nations General Assembly and national chairperson of the Council of Canadians presented a lecture to kick off this campaign. An eager audience listened in on how to develop their knowledge about the consumption and production of water. Barlow spoke articulately as she carefully explained corporate water vs. local water options, the scientific details about the water cycle, the future of water as well as the impact that one person can make in order to help save their neighbours lives and environmental conditions. Concerns about water are serious. Remember those days in middle school when science teachers taught students about the never-ending water supply that can be found all over the world? The truth is that those supplies don’t even exist. At least, not in the way that we once thought they did. The quantity of water has drastically decreased over time because humans are destroying our access to water, through various forms of abuse including pollution and displacement. Preventing this isn’t as difficult as it appears. Simply avoid purchasing bottled water and start buying water bottles. Start carrying around your water bottle, fill the bottle and ensure that the lid is tightened. This isn’t a very different process from some of the large corporations that currently sell bottled water. According to Barlow, some companies such as Coca-Cola make millions of dollars a year by selling tap water that has been put through a purification system known as reverse osmosis process. There is no reason why an individual should pay two different sources for the exact same water. Not only are you paying

taxes to have access to water but you are also purchasing it from large corporations. As Barlow said on Tuesday, “you’re drinking your neighbours’ water” when you choose to purchase bottled water. This is because companies take water from various sources in different cities. In fact, not too long ago, both Vermont and the province of Ontario had individuals from corporations use pumps to steal unregulated water from bodies of water that were not their own, and using them for other purposes. By supporting unjust behaviour from corporations, you are also creating a division between the rich and the poor. This is because having access to water increases one’s wealth. As Barlow stated “water is like oil,” implying that corporations compete for water. Purchase it for very high prices (in order to make a profit) and in some cities, water is part of the stock market. Water should be accessible to individuals regardless of their social status and economic level. Individuals have the power to change the world around them by acting as an example. Once others notice that you are trying to do something to improve the environment, they will become intrigued by the idea and inspire to do the same. Things are not easy though, and it is important to acknowledge that change takes time. However, I hope you consider becoming part of the water movement because you can change the way that individuals think about water. Today, I am a person that does not drink bottled water, I carry around a funky striped water bottle that I like very much. I love recycling and feel disappointed when I see litter on the ground. One little action can change the way that you feel about other things that you do. One little movement, can help push a larger group towards a better life, not just for one group of individuals, but rather for every individual. To learn more about positive water movements please visit http://www.polarisinstitute. org/water. stoma@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

Majuratan Sadagopan

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the human peace sign

Moving towards a better future Simone Toma features asst

eace is a complex concept that can have many different meanings, when analyzed. You can see that the definitions tend to change based upon where a society is located, how severe the violence is in a specific area and personal life experience. One thing is clear, to live a peaceful life is to live a life without violence (regardless of its form). Peace is a universal concept that people implement in their lives in order to achieve a state of happiness. Doves, peace signs and white poppies are just a few of the images that symbolize the road to nonviolence and non-discrimination that transcend the barriers of race, age, religion, sexual orientation, economic/financial status, physical ability. The concept of peace has helped to inspire the Humanist movement. A worldwide grass roots organization that began during the 1960s, it promotes creating a world without violence or discrimination. The Non Violence Festival season (NVF) is involved in the Humanist movement and was created in 2005 by society members living in the Kitchener-Waterloo region. The main purpose of this festival group is to promote peace while bringing together members of the community in a celebratory manner. Many events are hosted by the NVF throughout the year to celebrate advocates for peace such as the Martin Luther King Celebration, Day in the Park, Human Peace Sign, International Day of Non-Violence and the World March.

On September 21, 2009, the Non Violence Festival hosted the Human Peace Sign event at the Victoria Park Clock Tower in Kitchener. If you would like to find out more information about how to volunteer and get involved Activities included a concert, speakers and na- with the Non Violence Peace Festival then visit www.nonviolencefestival.org. tive drumming. The Human Peace Sign event was very exciting as members from the Kitchener-Waterloo community came together to not only enjoy the festivities but to also form the peace symbol. This symbolic act represented the Humanist Movement’s approach towards a non-violent and non-disciminatory towards a more peaceful life. This festival also signifies strength in numbers because the community came together to stand up for something that they believed in. A peaceful person is defined as someone that chooses to live his/her life in a harmonious way while advocating for a non-violent approach to life. When asked how individuals can live a more peaceful life, a volunteer responded with the statement that “a peaceful life initially begins by examining one’s own life, thoughts, feelings and actions while trying to live coherently. Every single action that a person makes can count towards helping to create a better environment, society and overall, world for others. However, people must always begin with themselves because it is difficult to move towards a peaceful life if you are not willing to acknowledge the person that you are and the person that you would like to become. stoma@imprint.uwaterloo.ca Courtesy of www.nonviolencefestival.com

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Tidy Yards

Keeping your property tidy is part of being a good neighbour. So keep your grass cut, pick up debris and trash, and store garbage in containers with lids. If you don’t, the clean-up fee is about $300.

Couches

Indoor furniture belongs in your home. It’s considered “household waste” when left on your front lawn or porch, and could result in a clean-up fee averaging at $300.

Garbage and Recycling

Garbage and recycling are picked up on the same day once a week. Be sure to store your trash in proper containers with lids and in recycling bins – and don’t forget to bring them in at the end of the day. Go to www.region.waterloo.on.ca for information.

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Some selected photos from Liberal leader Michael Ignatieffâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recent visit to the City of Waterloo, his second visit in three weeks. Ignatieff spoke at Wilfrid Laurier on Saturday, September 19, and shared a beer with a few students.

Some selected photos from Health Services in their campaign to reduce the chances of a breakout of H1N1. uw health services photos by marie wong

liberal rally photos by Michael l. Davenport layout by clara shin

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A Peace Emperor’s Crusade A story of his grief and a call for change, not blame.

Courtesy Mirko Petricevic

E Aboyeji staff reporter

or a man who places such amazing faith in the ability of women to bring peace to the Middle East, Dr. Izzeldin Abuelaish seems to be driven by a special kind of testosterone—one that makes forgiveness more a lifestyle than a difficult choice. According to him, “I think we have to hate the situation and the circumstances and the craziness that brought us to that, not to hate someone like me who is a human being.” Just in case the name is unfamiliar to you,-Dr Izzeldinx 40Crk_10.3125x7.5_Imprint_fin:Imprint 10.3125

Abuelaish is the single soul that put both sides of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict to shame by his extraordinary act of grace and forgiveness. Despite having lost three of his daughters, ages 13, 15 and 20 along with his 17-year-old niece, he still maintains the forgiving demeanor desplayed only on saints. In many ways, his radical appeal for peace has made him a remarkable advocate for Palestinian rights. This Monday, he spoke at a full house at the University of Waterloo’s Theatre of the Arts, courtesy of the Peace and Conflict program at Conrad Grebel. Rather than use the speaking medium to settle word scores with Israelis on the murder of his children, he used the platform as an opportunity to admonish both sides to get serious about the peace process as well as to champion the importance of empowered women and girls on both sides to the peace process. Beginning the lecture by retelling the emotional story of his daughters’ and nieces’ death, he expound out on his rationale for forgiving the other sides and the many lessons that he has learned from the tragic experience. In his words, the tragedy was a ‘blessing in disguise’, since it provided a closer, human perspective to the violent offensive, which was popular among many Israelis and eventually played a part in securing a cease-fire from both sides. For him, this meant that the “blood of his daughters was not shed in vain.” Things got a little entertaining during the question and answer period where he made a very strong case for abandoning common misconceptions that bound the just cause of the Palestinian state to fringe groups like Hamas. According to him, while Hamas are a political group which comes and goes this conflict was between two nations and negotiations have to take place between the constituted authorities of the two nations, which are the Israeli government, and the Palestinian Authority. In response to a question about whether justice was the price of peace in the region, he introduced a concept of justice, which wasb&w intriguing in its4:01 novelty. claimed, “Justice was doing to 7.5 9/2/08 PM He Page 1

the other what you wish to be done to you”. In line with this new definition of justice, he claimed a just resolution to the crisis would be when Israel could present an agreement that it would accept for itself under the same circumstance. The audience even got to laugh a little at Dr Abuelaish’s response to a student who inquired whether a one state or two state solution would be best for Israel and Palestine. In his comical answer, he told the audience a short parable of a pregnant woman who was having difficulty delivering a baby. Instead of concentrating on the problem at hand, the doctor asked the woman premature questions about what she would name her baby, what profession she wanted him to go into when he is grown, and who she would wish for him to marry. Likening the question of the student to the doctor’s impertinent questions, he said such inquiries were premature at present. The priority for now would be to ensure that there was peace in the region and then conversations about the nature and struture of its governance could then be discussed. Above all these, Dr Abuelaish’s remarkable faith in women remained a recurring theme in his talk. In one of the more passionate moments of his speech, he rhetorically asked the audience to name five women leaders who have started wars. According to him, there were very few and this cemented his faith in the ability of empowered women to change the situation in the Middle East. This strong faith in the women’s ability to create and sustain peace had motivated him to start a foundation in honor of his three daughters that would help to educate girls so that they could occupy positions of leadership and sustain peace. Sadly, if any one had the heart to honestly challenge his innocent supposition, they would have reminded him that a woman, Golda Meir, had been at the negotiating table before and little changed. Perhaps for his kind hearts’ sake, two women at the table should make the difference between peace and war in the Holy Lands. eaboyeji@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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Imprint, Friday, September 25, 2009 arts@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

An art of her own

Omri Arbiv reporter

arin Iris Hughes isn’t your typical 27-year-old. Having recently graduated from the University of Waterloo specializing in Fine Arts and Classical Studies, she’s a young woman with big dreams. What makes Hughes unique though is that nothing will stop her from reaching her goals — not even aplastic anemia, a rare condition in which the body stops producing a functional amount of new blood cells. Hughes grew up in fairly rural areas her whole life. Living on farmlands she enjoyed many of the carefree benefits of a non-city life; she loved to swim in the pond on her property and play in the fields. However, along with the benefits came a setback. At the age of 13 when the rest of her middle school friends were worried about boys, Hughes had to face medical problems. Her aplastic anemia took its toll, and she was forced to quit school, and turned health into a full-time job. The disease was likely caused by pesticides used by the neighbouring farms. It forced Hughes and her family to move closer to a big city, so that she could live in range of doctors. She was frequently sick, but it doesn’t end there, internal family issues

came up as a result of it, and Hughes ended up losing many of her friends. The doctors also constantly told her that her life would soon end — that she would not make it. “I had to stop school in the beginning of Grade 7, and I only continued in the middle of Grade 10, so I missed the important years of junior high. I ended up being a bit of a loner when I came back to school and I just tried to focus on finishing homework,” said Hughes. To help her cope with her illness, she turned to art: “During my OAC year I found myself writing a lot, and I took up photography. I didn’t have many friends at school, so whenever I had a free lunch period it wasn’t a problem just to go to the darkroom and work on my photography alone for a little bit.” Unfortunately for Hughes, her health complications are still a big part of her life. She constantly has to go to doctor appointments, and she is always dealing with health complications. She has a hard time keeping up with friends because a lot of people just don’t understand the nature of her condition. “It’s quite overwhelming,” said Hughes. “I don’t even like to share it professionally because I don’t want to be judged based on my condition. I like just to keep it to myself and deal with it alone.”

Today, Hughes still turns to art. She was the former curator of the university’s Artery Gallery, which is a gallery in Kitchener that is used to display works by students of Waterloo, and would like to continue as a freelance curator. “It’s a gallery run by [ UW’s Society of Fine Artists] SOFA, that I really don’t think it gets enough recognition by the students at Waterloo,” said Hughes. Though originally the Artery Gallery only displayed student artwork, Hughes has worked to improve UW and local artists connections by changing the Artery to also display works from local artists. As well, under Hughes, the gallery was featured in the recent Spotlight festival which ran week long in downtown Kitchener, inviting the public to partake in many art projects and events. This fall Hughes has taken the initiative to keep the Artery Gallery opened during Impact09 and the Contemporary Art Forum Kitchener + Area festival. It is no surprise that her affiliation with the Artery Gallery has also helped her get contacts as well as first hand experience working on a smaller scale level of what her career would be like. Right now, in the Artery Gallery there’s a show run called You Must Become Dead, which was the last show that Hughes put as a student of the university. Today, she uses this experience to help her pursue other small local projects, while still working at the Render Gallery on campus. See GALLERY, page 23

photo courtesy Tarin Hughes

Arts & Entertainment

Event Calendar Music Friday Sept,25, 2009

Romney Getty band — The Boathouse — ($5) —8:00 PM Hey Ocean — Bombshelter — ($12 Uw students adv/ $15 at the door) —9:00 PM Behind the milk with DJ Charles — Starlight — ($5 before 11 p.m.) — 10 p.m.

DJ88 — The Jane Bond — (free) — 10 p.m. Children of Bodom — Elements — (N/A) —7:30 PM DJs 88, Master H, J-Bizz, Uptown goes Downtown: part of the pop series — KW symphony — ($20) —8:00 PM

Saturday Sept 26, 2009 Busted Flat presents: Speakeasies jing bang show — The Boathouse — ($7) — 8 p.m.

Uptown goes Downtown: part of the pop series — KW symphony — ($20) —8:00 PM

Lorna’s Silence (14 A) — 4:50 p.m.

Sunday Sept 27, 2009

Thirst (18A) — 9:35 p.m.

Paul MacLeod & Adrian Bradbury — The Boathouse — (N/A) — 9 p.m.

Tuesday Sept 29, 2009 Paddy Townsend “stars Here” OPEN STAGE — The Boathouse — (N/A) — 8 p.m.

Wednesday Sept 30, 2009 Welly Wednesdays/ KC Roberts — The Boathouse — (N/A) — (N/A)

Thursday Oct 1, 2009 the Bad Bong Water Boys — The Boathouse — (N/A) — 8 p.m.

Moviesar Friday Sept,25, 2009

Princess Cinema Lorna’s Silence (14 A) — 7 p.m. Thirst (18A) — 9:10 p.m.

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Princess Twin The Time Traveler’s Wife (PG) — 6:50 p.m. Julie & Julia (PG) — 7 p.m. 500 Days of Summer (PG) — 9:05 p.m. District 9 (14A) — 9:30 p.m.

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Saturday 26, 2009

Princess Cinema

Hurt Locker (14 A) — 7 p.m.

Princess Twin —Julie & Julia (PG — 2:10 p.m. The Time Traveler’s Wife (PG) — 2:25 p.m. District 9 (14A) — 4:40 p.m. 500 Days of Summer (PG) — 4:45 p.m. The Time Traveler’s Wife (PG) — 6:50 p.m. Julie & Julia (PG) — 7 p.m. 500 Days of Summer (PG) — 9:05 p.m. District 9 (14A) — 9:30 p.m.

Sunday Sept 27, 2009

Princess Cinema Hurt Locker (14 A) — 1:50p.m.

Princess Twin Refer to Friday — 6:50 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

Tuesday Sept 29, 2009

Princess Cinema Refer to Friday — 7p.m. to 9:10 p.m Lars and the Real Girl (PG) — 1:50p.m. Refer to Friday — 7 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

Wednesday Sept 30, 2009

Princess Cinema Rocksteady: The Roots Of Reggae (G) —7 p.m. Inglourious Basterds (14A) — 9:10 p.m.

Princess Twin Movies For Mommies: Julie and Julia — 1 p.m. The Time Traveler’s Wife (PG) — 7 p.m. Refer to Saturday — 6:50 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

Hurt Locker (14 A)

Galaxy Cinemas (Congastoga Mall)

Lorna’s Silence (14 A) — 9:10 p.m.

Sept 25 — Oct 1, 2009

Thirst (18A) — 9:10 p.m

Princess Twin Toons for Toddlers — 10:30 a.m. Refer to Saturday — 6:50 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

Monday Sept 28, 2009

Princess Cinema Refer to Friday — 7p.m. to 9:10 p.m.

• 9 (PG) • All About Steve (PG) •All’s Well that Ends Well - National Theatre • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (PG) • Fame (PG) • Inglourious Basterds (14A) • Jennifer’s Body (14A) • Love Happens (PG) • Surrogates (PG) • The Informant (14A) • Trailer Park Boys Countdown To • Liquor Day (14A)

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Book Reviews

Let’s Wrestle David Shrigley Redstone Press

hen buying a new book, it takes a fair amount of effort before finding the right one. First you must look at the cover without preconceived opinions, just enough to take a look inside. You might even read a few pages, and if the plot is thick, the setting is just right and you find yourself already lost in time, dropping a few bucks doesn’t seem like too bad of an idea. Although plot, setting, and any type of structure is appreciated, David Shrigley, author of Let’s Wrestle annihilates the idea with the blink of an ever so strange eye. Shrigley is an author and artist from

Macclesfield, UK. As a young man he attended art school in Glasgow from 1988 to 1991 and continues to live and work there. In addition to his books and art, Shrigley has also made several CDs and has designed album covers for other artists such as Jason Mraz. Despite his eccentric and bold ideas, Shrigley actually conveys some interesting thoughts and beliefs in his book. As one ventures through the pages she will come across simple, yet intelligent drawings of the human anatomy, as well as everyday items such as fruit and flowers. Shrigley also manages to make a mistake on almost every page and chooses only to crudely scratch them out instead of using an eraser or starting over. The writing in the book also matches the drawings in both simplicity and bizarreness and although some pages only display pictures, others contain as little as three or four words. There is no structure, rhyme or reason to his thinking, yet Shrigley possesses the intriguing ability to transform the normal to the abnormal by writing whatever comes into his head. A perfect example of this is the first page of the book, in which he writes about God. Shrigley takes the concept of “let there be light” and transforms it into something that would happen to a normal person. Even though God asks for the light, it does not come on and so he must call the landlord, but the landlord is on vacation, therefore, God must wait until the landlord is back for the lights to come on. By simplifying (or dumbing it down if you will) the idea of God and his all powerful tactics, Shrigley has created either a joke, or

the idea that God is equal to his people. However, we are talking about David Shrigley so there’s a good chance that it is a joke. Shrigley’s complete lack of respect for spelling and grammar as well as other basic rules may be enough to make English professors everywhere drop like flies, but his work can still be placed in the extraordinary category because of its easy and relaxed subject matter, which makes it remarkably easy for anyone to enjoy and only takes about an hour and a half to read the entire book. Let’s Wrestle can be funny and serious, clever or even nonsensical, but whatever the case, Shrigley manages to tackle aspects of our lives that we don’t even notice. Still if we find his writings utterly painstaking and an absolute waste of time, this book has already wormed its way into our heads and opened our minds to another, slightly more chaotic world and maybe even showed us some truths about our own. Spoken like a true artist Shrigley says of his special gift that, “There is no way to explain how I do it. It is an ability that I was born with.” Throughout all the insanity I have encountered on my journey through this book, I must say that I strongly recommend this book to anyone and everyone, especially people with an abnormal sense of humor and for those who have the urge to find others with the same appreciation for a mind that differs from the crowd. Whether you are a serious reader or a jokester, this madness should be witnessed by all.

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his book is the follow up to This Girl Isn’t Fat She’s Fabulous, and begins shortly after that book. This time the main character is not Riley Swain, but one of the girls she met at New Horizons, Samantha Owens. Samantha plans on going to UCLA in the creative writing program. She has wanted to be a writer since she was eight, but her writing samples are too bland. Her academics are exceptional so she has been asked to reapply. Upon receiving this news she decides to return to New York City for her final term of high school. Once back in New York she makes a list of all the things she has never done and wants to do. She teams up with Riley Swain to change her life. Her list includes: • Try to change • Stay out all night • Do something that is definitely a bad idea

• Go with the flow • Make new friends • Go out on a date with someone uncontrollable • Learn how to deal with things in a more productive manner

To start with, Riley takes her to a salon for a makeover and helps her revamp her style. Then they slip out to a bar. There she meets a strange man with a British accent and she

finds him incredibly beautiful. The next morning before school, she discovers that this strange man is Riley’s best friend D — Michael D. Hammond III. There is a strange tension between them. But Riley starts a dating pool for Sam. A group of four will vote and decide, based on applications and first dates, who will take her to the spring formal. The story is written in parallel chapters; both D and Sam are trying to change their lives. D is trying to clean up his image and life and decide what he really wants to do. Sam is trying to sully her image and get more experience in life. Their goals are at odds and the tension between them escalates as Sam has more and more dates from the dating game. This is an incredibly well written book. It has solid characters, a great pace, and the story woven through two different first-person accounts is well balanced and remains interesting. The book also has the power to stand on its own if you have not read the first one. It is a great, fun, and light read. — Steven R. McEvoy

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Hughes has also written a blog about her experiences with the environment that is affiliated with Well-Rooted, a company that encourages people to become aware of their environment and take care of it. She writes about the environment and the world around her, hoping to make a difference in her surroundings, and help others avoid the path that resulted in her illness. “The environment has such an impact on us, and there is no one

solution to improving our environment. The best way is to make sure we are educated and can make the right decision,” said Hughes. As for her dreams, they’re infinite. She wants to become a freelance curator, complete both a graduate degree in philosophy, and a postgraduate degree, and perhaps even write a novel. Hughes thinks it’s about expanding her horizons, and being open to the world. “Because I grew up with a mentality [in which] doctors constantly

told me that I wouldn’t make it, I have this urgent need to make my career as fast as I can.” While that might be a scary shadow to live with, Hughes maintains her modesty. “Most of all,” she adds, “I want to go back and live on a big property, with a modest house, but just a big piece of land. I’ll feel settled down when I can get back to life before that pivotal point.” To follow Hughes on her adventure, visit her blog at www. wellrooted.grass-roots.ca

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Music Reviews Pissed Jeans King of Jeans Sub-Pop (2009)

he time I spend defending Allentown, Penn’s Pissed Jeans to friends and acquaintances has been largely fruitless. It’s always the vocals that people just can’t seem to get over: too expressive for hardcore fans, and too tone-deaf for everyone else. However I urge you abandon all your preconceptions of “singing” for a moment and give fair consideration of their latest album, King of Jeans. The album starts out unexpectedly with the infectious and staunchly propagandist “False Jesii Part 2,” one of the greatest opening tracks ever, and coincidentally, a perfect showcase for those unorthodox vocals I was talking about! Recoiling a bit but still maintaining that energy, the album returns to a sound that is more sober and similar to their earlier albums. Then it has a few issues. The Pissed Jeans are known for incorporating a little twisted humour into their sound, but traditionally in

one song on each album the humor is the showcase and the actual music is neglected. This song was “The Jogger” on their first album Shallow, “I Broke My Own Heart” on Hope For Men, and on this album it’s “Request for a Masseuse”. Sadly these are all tracks that generally warrant skipping, and slow the albums to a grinding halt. It is also at this point that you can hear a departure. After the 2007’s noise-tastic Hope For Men, the direction taken with this album is the horrid opposite of noise: accessible. Energetic riffs and shouts try to revive the album in “Human Upskirt”, but it feels like the noisy glory of the first half isn’t quite recovered, and it sounds more like hum-drum hardcore. The whole second half of the album can’t seem to settle into something comfortable: the musically and lyrically dull “Lip Ring,” the sludgy but inadequately heavy “Spent”, and “R-Rated Movie”, which (I really hate to say it) sounds like something on an indie record. It’s the final song “Goodbye

(Hair)”, with enough simultaneous charm and self-loathing, which saves the album from bombing. It’s not a bad album. It’s just top heavy, and they’ve proven that they can do better (i.e, noisier). The vocals are fantastic throughout though, and certainly worth an unbiased listen.

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Mew No More Stories Are Told Today I’m Sorry They Washed Away No More Stories The World Is Grey I’m Tired Let’s Wash Away Sony (2009)

anish indie band Mew’s fifth album offers something quite different than today’s endless stream of bland auto-tuned pop. Though not for the faint of heart (the album experiments with syncopated rhythms, unusual sounds and vintage instruments) it provides refreshingly new sound while staying in the comfortable realm of indie rock. However, the long trail of dreampop melodies are unbroken by anything with a hard-edge. Jonas Bjerre’s lead vocals are ethereal and light, but often blurred to the point where the lyrics are hard to make out. Many songs remained stuck in

my head, despite the fact that many words were missing. The album may take a couple of repeats to get used to its experimental nature, but it is well worth it. High points include “Introducing Palace Players”, with its unique rhythms and “Sometimes Life Isn’t Easy” with its use of a kids choir and 88-year old singer, Mari Helgerlikova. — Julia Gunst

Danish indie band Mew released their fifth album in August of this year. The album peaked at the #1 spot on the Danish music charts.

Jay-Z The Blueprint 3 Roc Nation (2009)

s a true master of self-promotion, Jay has convinced the world over that his talent, tenacity, and business savvy is unparalleled by the other mere mortals in the rap game. Though it is by no means an unfounded declaration (Jay-Z’s The Blueprint, Reasonable Doubt, and The Black Album were three of the best hip hop albums of the last two decades) the insistence cannot help but deter his efforts from time to time. Such is the case with his new album, The Blueprint 3: an arena-rap exercise in narcissism that doesn’t miss the mark of what is expected of Jay at this point in his career, though sees him flex the same old muscle once again. For quite some time Jay-Z has been the most dominant force in hip hop music and culture. His “rags to riches” and “I’m the man because...” shtick has left its imprint on almost all rappers from the very good (Kanye West) to the very bad (Soulja Boy). Unfortunately, he paints himself into a corner by recycling his old tricks with “Blueprint 3.” This is the most evident in opener “What We Talkin’ About” where Jay fails to exert himself on any verbal stops, letting Kanye West’s robust, synthheavy production carry the song. It’s a display you would expect from a lesser talent, not the pre-eminent rapper of our generation. Kanye West’s production proves to be the real centerpiece of the album. Like the original Blueprint album, he receives producing credits for the majority of the tracks in addition to appearing on two as a performer. Similarly, Kanye utilizes old soul samples and up-tempo, pop beats to create anthemic, party-starters. He never reaches the highs of “Heart of the City” or “Takeover” from “Blueprint” but he does breathe life into what sounds like uninterested Jay-Z verses. In all fairness, the lows of “Blueprint 3” don’t stoop quite as far as those of “Kingdom Come” or “The Blueprint 2”. Both of which sounded like lazy cash-ins, focusing too much on guest spots and having been generally

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overproduced. Songs like “Hate”, “Thank You”, and second single “Run This Town” embody the best of Jay-Z and “The Blueprint 3”; they’re strong, room-filling tracks that use guest appearances for complimentary verses and let Jay do his thing. His thing, as stated earlier, is boasting. Though he achieves redundancy too many times for comfort on this particular release, he’s still the best at letting everyone know exactly whom the boss is and exactly what he had to do to get there. Call it arrogance, confidence or swagger, he still does it best. Given its tremendous hype, it is impossible to see The Blueprint 3 as anything other than a failure. A noble failure at times, but a failure none-the-less. While Jay shows greatness at times, he fails to deliver with enough consistency to elevate “The Blueprint 3” to the level of his previous albums. If nothing else, The Blueprint 3 has reminded everyone of Jay-Z’s relevance and selling power. It may not be the most appropriate monument to his talent but it certainly got people excited, almost impossibly so - a rare feat for a time when the compact disc barely clings to life. As one of the few rap megastars with credibility in the industry he has at least proven that he can still command respect from his peers and his audience. In that sense, the commercial sense, Jay is characteristically successful. However on a personal level of productivity, I hope that he knows he can do better. The last thing that the waning hip hop scene needs right now is for its biggest, most acclaimed superstar to turn in another half-hearted album like The Blueprint 3. — Devon Shea

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Music Reviews

The Script The Script RCA Label Group (2008)

he Script, a self-titled album by a trio of Dublin based lads, is one who’s genre could only be described as indie-pop with an R&B twist. Each track has a catchy radio perfected tune and although the lyrics are cheesy at best, they are definitely ones that will be stuck in you head all day. The Script have had several top ten hits in the UK and their homeland of Ireland including the incredibly soppy tune ‘The Man Who Can’t Be Moved’ which lead to the success of the album which reached number one in the UK albums chart and spent eight weeks in the top 10. It also reached number one in Ireland staying there for five weeks and hitting multi platinum status. It subsequently returned five months after its release in the UK to hit number one a second time round,

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mainly influenced by its low price on iTunes. The albums big hits include “We Cry,” — the debut single and first song on the album with a funky edge — along with “Talk You Down,” and “Breakeven.” They have definitely had plenty of airtime on the radio as well as featuring in the top 10 of the charts. However, by far the most successful is the aforementioned “The Man Who Can’t Be Moved”. This love song I have to admit, I quite enjoy, along with the others but the cheese value is the factor in ‘admitting’ to enjoying it. At the end of the day these guys hit a popular note and having many people liking your songs is by far a bad thing and I’m sure that its popularity is certainly rolling the money in. The band has a Maroon 5 feel with funky beats and the singers husky voice brings a bit of U2 into the mix. I would say their success in Ireland is based on the fact that not many ‘indie’ style bands have come from here. When your claim to fame is The Corrs a semi cool band get major kudos! To write the next album, the three-piece will base themselves in America in an attempt to crack this part of the world. Whither they will be around for a long time is doubtful. However I can defiantly say I will be bopping along to any of the songs and singing at the top of my voice if I hear them on the radio. — Lauren Bird

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don’t much care for Matt Damon. I can’t help it — every time I think of him, my mind immediately reverts to the Team America: World Police puppet. But when faced with a choice between The Informant!, Jennifer’s Body, or Love Happens, I naturally chose the only movie of the three that looked as though it could possibly possess an inkling of a semi-intelligent plot. The frustrating thing is that the movie probably could have been good. It wouldn’t have been an A-level film, but it could have been significantly better if they had actually casted a decent actor as the main character, Mark Whitacre. Matt Damon is predictably unspectacular as Whitacre. This is a shame because the dialogue is actually well-written. Mark Whitacre was meant to be a quirky, intelligent man who isn’t all that he appears to be, and I found the character itself to be fascinating. His asides were unusual, and at times, humorous. However, a lot of Whitacre’s character is undermined by Damon’s poor vocal delivery and shoddy attempt at playing a character with a personality. The conflict between how the character is written and how Damon portrays

the character becomes increasingly evident throughout the movie. Damon consistently plays Whitacre as an uncompromisingly simplistic man, while Whitacre’s written lines deliver a plethora of subtle yet sharp lines that lead the audience to believe the exact opposite. The otherwise quirky asides written for Whitacre are diminished by Damon’s monotonous deliveries which are too poorly spoken to be truly amusing. Yet somehow, despite Damon’s off-putting ineptitude, the charisma of the written Mark Whitacre is almost enough to veil the eyes of some critics and lead them to believe that Matt Damon is a good actor. Let’s be truly honest with ourselves here. Damon is an actor who, like Keanu Reeves, is best assigned to roles in which their character doesn’t require much dialogue or acting. They belong to movies that typically rely on long action sequences for their entertainment value (see The Bourne Identity). For the first half of The Informant!, the audience is given very little information. I had the distinct impression that I was missing something important, which was irritating. It felt as though the audience was left out of the joke. However, as the story slowly unraveled

and became increasingly outrageous, the movie became rather amusing (“He hit me with a briefcase!”). At the beginning of the movie, no one was laughing. Near the end, everyone was. Another issue I had with The Informant! was its soundtrack, which, after about half an hour, became really grating. I’m not sure why only two songs were selected for the entirety of the movie, and why both appeared to be from family sitcoms from 50 years ago. I really would have appreciated a greater diversity in music. Tense music in the more dramatic parts would have added to the movie None of the characters in this movie were particularly memorable, although there was one performance worth noting. Casting Scott Bakula as FBI Special Agent Brian Sheppard was a good fit, and even though Sheppard was a rather stereotypical FBI Agent, he was nonetheless entertaining and played the part well. My overall impression of the movie was that of mediocrity. It had its moments, but it also had others that were lacking. The Informant! is the kind of movie you go to see when you’re bored and quickly forget about afterwards. kmassey@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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his past Saturday, The Working Centre in Kitchener held a series of workshops and tutorials in honour of Software Freedom Day, an international celebration of Free and Open Source Software (FOSS). The Working Centre is a non-profit organization that provides tools and opportuni-

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who helped co-ordinate the event, wanted to focus on “the other sense of freedom, which is reducing your computer costs and getting by when you don’t have as much money, but also how to reduce your expenses because you don’t have to worry about cleaning off viruses and malware off your machine all the time.” He hosted a workshop about reducing computer expenses. Between 60 and 65 members of the public

One of the big problems that you run into is that if you are an average user who is trying to get something, say with OpenOffice or Linux, there’s nobody around to support you, and no community of support

ties for community development initiatives. The Software Freedom Day festivities were hosted by Computer Recycling, a branch of The Working Centre that refurbishes used computers and sells them at a nominal price to people with limited income. The primary focus of Software Freedom Day was to celebrate the FOSS community, and to shed some light on the usefulness and accessibility of free software. In tandem with the goal of promoting free and open source culture, The Working Centre had another purpose in mind for Software Freedom Day: educating the public about how to live with less money. Paul Nijjar,

the big problems that you run into is that if you are an average user who is trying to get something, say with OpenOffice or Linux, there’s nobody around to support you, and no community of support. You’re going to get frustrated, and you’re not going to get what you want to get done. That’s actually exactly the same as the Windows world, but in that case you have a much larger community base from which to get support. “There are pockets of communities where knowledge [of free and open source culture] is very high, so for example, at the University of Waterloo knowledge and awareness of

Linux, free software, and creative commons stuff is fairly high.” By raising awareness of FOSS outside of its current niche, Software Freedom Day hopes to minimize the social barriers associated with using FOSS. Software Freedom Day is co-ordinated globally by Software Freedom International, a non-profit company. It provides support and giveaway materials for independent teams around the world, but it is organizations like The Working Centre that make an impact on the local level and engage software freedom in their communities.

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came to attend a variety of 20 minute talks that were hosted throughout the day, exploring such topics as “Linux for Windows Users”, “Hands-on Installations and Troubleshooting” and “Introduction to Open Education and OpenOffice.org”. All kinds of free software were available on CD for visitors to take home. Nijjar admits that there are barriers to using free software, but that doesn’t mean that the software itself is sub-par. “Enough good software exists so that most people can do most of the stuff that they want. Having said that, I think the barriers are actually largely not technological, but social. One of

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Space, vaccine, and longevity Shirley Ma assistant science editor

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The deltas are sinking Research has proven that the damming and diverting of rivers has a significant effect on the sinking of deltas and consequently increases the risk of flooding. This worldwide problem was reinforced when a staggering 24 of the 33 deltas studied were shown to have sunk in recent years. This was concluded through the use of: historical data, as well as data from shuttle missions and measurements in sea levels. The factors that caused the change were determined through this data. The crucial factor is that damming of a river causes less sediment to reach these deltas and causes a decrease in the height of the land. Distracting water from the land for drinking, industry and agriculture also causes the land to shrink. This, along with the rise in sea levels due

to climate change makes flooding imminent. Most of the rivers basins studied were in developing countries but some are in the developed nations as well. The rivers, which were, included in the high risk list included: Colorado, Nile, Pearl, Rhone, and Yangtze.

Vaccine additive debate Adjuvants are additives which are used to increase the potency of a vaccine. This additive could allow four times as many people to be immunized against the H1N1 pandemic influence. The work capacity of additives therefore raises the possibility for World Health Organization (WHO) to use adjuvants as a possible solution to solve the problem of the current vaccine shortage. What is the difference between vaccines and adjuvants, then? Many vaccines usually contain killed pathogens to trigger body’s immune response, while others may contain fragments of proteins from pathogens. If these protein fragments are

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not included in the vaccine, then adjuvants are needed, as they are generally considered to improve the performance of vaccines. For example, since 1997, Europe has approved the usage of adjuvants against the H5N1 bird flu. “Vaccines without adjuvants did not work well in tests and required huge doses.” Although adjuvants are expected to be developed the United States is not yet able to secure the finances in order to implement this plan. Moreover, medical professionals are concerned about the additional side effects of adjuvants. Some concerns inlude: temporary pain, swelling or fatigue. There are also some who fear that the use of some adjuvants may cause arthiritis

A new satellite to map the gravity field of the earth A European spacecraft will be on a mission to map the gravity field of the earth in unprecedented detail. The event is schedule to occur this week because the sun is in “ellipse mode” that is, activities are not very

high. Therefore, the satellite will be able to fly over at a lower height and give scientists a better signal when mapping. The arrow-shaped spacecraft l is called “Goce” and it is sensitive to detect very small variations in the planet’s tug. It was launched from the Plesetsk Cosmodrome in North-West Russia in March. Since then, it was commanded to wait for the right conditions in the space in order to start the mission. It is expected to “give a universal reference to compare heights anywhere across the globe.”

A closer look at longevity gap between America and other countries According to a report from the World Health Organization, a typical American’s life expectancy at birth is about 78 years, which is lower than that in most other developed countries such as Canada (81) and Japan (83). Dr. Preston from University of Pennylvania has argued that

although the US health care system has not performed to an extent that satisfies every one of its citizen, the health care system is not the only source to blame. He considers that the big longevity gap is mainly caused by relatively high rate of sickness and death from diseases like cancer and unhealthy life habits like smoking. All these factors start to affect US’ life right from their birth. In fact, Dr. Preston has taken a look into the history of American health care system. While there are problems, he found that American health care system performed well from some perspectives. For example, Americans tend to have earlier cancer detections, compare to some other countries. Earlier cancer detections also means that the disease can be treated better so Americans are more likely to survive. —With files from the BBC News and New York Times, sma@imprint.uwaterloo.ca lbird@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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model revealed huge regions in northern and western China that could profitably produce 6.96 trillion kilowatts hours of wind energy. This is more than double Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual power consumption of 3.4 trillion kwh at a price of 0.516 yuan (7.5 cents American) per kwh. While Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grid still needs to be modified to handle the variable wind energy, they are expected to reach their wind energy target for wind power next year â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a decade early on their 2020 target. Seems the country most criticized for being power hogs are in the lead for doing something right. Following the theme of wind power â&#x20AC;&#x201C; as it is becoming the most

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Sports & Living Men’s hockey shows heart

Imprint, Friday, September 25, 2009 sports@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

Tennis team smashes the competition editor sports and living

he Waterloo Warriors tennis season is almost over and with two matches left this weekend the men’s team will be gunning for the ultimate ace. The season started well before school started so there was no time for any exhibition matches against other squads. The team has a strong group of returners lead by Marko Agantonovic. There is also a young group of three first years getting quite a bit of playing time. They are being lead by Coach Joel Ayer who is in his first year coaching for the Warriors. Last year the Warriors ended up with a bronze metal after coming into the playoffs in

The next day the Warriors met with Western and smashed them 6 –1. Although Coach Ayer didn’t see Western play last year the win was fairly expected. “Our top three players are really solid performers. Marco and his brother [Milos] have lots of experience. Marlon Coelho played all summer and played last year.” Waterloo has a very competitive team and it shows. This past weekend Waterloo matched up against McMaster and beat them 7-0. McMaster is in sort of a transition year. The Warriors two tallest players played against the Marauder’s two shortest players. Marko, at 6’4”, and Milos, at 6’5”, matched up against players who were about a foot shorter at 5’6” and 5’5.” “It wasn’t easy for their [McMaster’s] guys to play when we were hitting balls up around their heads,”

Our guys play big power games and it’s tough to handle — Coach Joel Ayer photo courtesy of steve brooks

The Warrior Hockey Team participated in the Heart and Stroke Big Bike ride. 30 members from the team got together to raise money. The team far surpassed their goal of raising $1500 ($50+ per teammate) by raising $2385. Defenseman Ben Pasha raised the most money by getting $430 in donations.

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fourth place. This year they look to improve on those results and have put themselves in a great position to do so. “These guys came in very focused and wanting,” Coach Ayer told Imprint, “Marko has been an all-star three or four times but hasn’t been able to get a gold medal. A lot of them will be gone next year.” This year they have put in a lot of hard work and take every game seriously. The season started off playing UOIT. As per most sports, UOIT fields sub-par teams. However, the players were careful not to lose focus and treat it as an exhibition. The players took all the matches very seriously and the men swept UOIT Ridgebacks in a perfect 7-0 competition by winning all the singles matches.

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Sunday September 27 Men’s Soccer vs Guelph at 3:15pm on North Campus (CIF)

Coach Joel Ayer said, “Our guys play big power games and its tough to handle.” The season ends after this weekend. The top four teams make the playoffs playing in a 1 v 4 and 2 v 3 fashion. “Barring disaster we’re in the playoffs this year.” Said Coach Ayer. Coming up on the weekend Marko Agantonovic will likely match up against the #1 ranked player in Ontario. This will be a test in whether the Warriors can go undefeated and play the fourth seeds, or end up somewhere else in the mix. What is known is that they will enjoy the ride as the Warriors play at the Rogers Centre this weekend. sports@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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Warriors battle it out on the field Defensive Lineman Peter Stoddart (#73) helps bring down Laurier Running Back Mike Montoya (#25). As per usual the Battle of Waterloo was close but once again Waterloo came up short in a 29-18 loss. See page 34 for more.

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Sports & Living

Imprint, Friday, September 25, 2009

Undefeated on top

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JJ Maxwell reporter

he Men’s Soccer team kept their winning ways going last weekend, beating both McMaster and Brock. The wins vaulted the Warriors into the OUA top 10 ranking and kept their record undefeated (3-0-1) in regular season play. This is the first time since 2003 that the Warrior soccer team has been nationally ranked. It was Saturday September 19th that the Warriors travelled to Hamilton to take on the McMaster Maraud-

ers. The Marauders — who had yet to win a game — were clearly outplayed by a much stronger Waterloo team. Chris Lam (Guelph, ON) as well as Mo Aborig (Tripoli) scored for Waterloo, who won the game 2-1. The next day, the Warriors were in Brock taking on the Badgers. Brock was coming off a recent upset of OUA #1 York, and came out strong. Midfielder Dan Baldassarro scored at the 24th minute for Brock, who held their lead until halftime. The Warriors slowly swung the momentum back into their favour, and fifth year player Chris Lam scored at the 67th

minute of the second half. This tied the game, but the Warriors did not get complacent. Less than seven minutes later, Mo Aborig scored to give Waterloo the lead. The Waterloo defence then stood tall and stopped the pressure York put on. In a great play, Mo Aborig was able to put another point on the board in the 82nd minute. Aborig — a first year student from Tripoli who is in chemical engineering — shone this weekend with three goals. Another star for Waterloo was goalkeeper Michel Saccone, who stopped Baldassarro on a penalty

shot late in the game, preserving the 3-1 lead. He made seven stops while earning the victory. The Warriors are looking ahead to this weekend where they will take on #4 ranked York and #10 ranked Guelph. The games are at home, and if their winning ways continue, a further climb up the OUA top ten list is likely. Hopefully the Homecoming crowd will spill over from the football game for the 3:30 p.m. start.

CIS TOP TEN 1. Montreal 2. Victoria 3. Trinity W. 4. York 4. Dalhousie

6. Alberta 7. Laurentian 8. UNB 9. Waterloo 10. Guelph

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he Women’s Soccer team lost two more games this weekend, dropping their record to 0-4. This places Waterloo at the bottom of the West division, with little hope for post-season action. On Saturday the Warriors were shut-out for the third straight game against McMaster team. The 3-0 score was representative of the heavily one-sided game. On Sunday, the Warriors were able to score their first game of the season, but lost 6-1. Waterloo veteran Jacklyn Huiskamp (Petersburg, ON) scored the lone goal against the Brock Badgers. This weekend the Warriors will look to finally win a game as they battle York and Guelph. On Saturday the Lions will visit Waterloo at 1:00pm, and on Sunday the Gryphons will be here at 1:00 p.m. for gametime.

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Imprint, Friday, September 25, 2009

Warriors play a great opener in OUA golf

great start Ryan Scott reporter

n the weekend of September 12, the Warriors Golf team took part in their annual NCAA warm-up tournament at the St. Lawrence Invitational in New York State. Waterloo came out of the gates roaring, claiming the team title by five strokes. Led by individual leader Garrett Rank and Simon McInnis, second place finish and newcomer to the team, the Warriors showed the dominance they hoped to display during this year’s OUA season. Rank took the individual title by two strokes over his fellow teammate and aided his team’s five-stroke victory with a run of four birdies in his final five holes shooting a one under par 69. When asked about the mounting pressure down the stretch to win the tournament for his team, Rank replied: “I did not know exactly where we (the team) stood but knew if I made a run we had a good chance at the individual title, especially knowing Simon and Jimmy were playing so well.” Rank also made sure to point out that their current and future success would rely on consistent play by his team members, who he believes have full potential to dominate the OUA ranks and collectively aid in the reclamation of the OUA championship. The arrival of Warrior golfer Simon McInnis certainly helps the Warriors’ chances. McInnis is a regular on the Canadian amateur circuit and aided Team Ontario in victory at the 2009 Canadian Men’s Amateur Championship and claiming of the coveted Willingdon Cup. This vast tournament experience and de-

termination bring a large asset to an already solid Warriors golf lineup and will aid the team in successfully attaining the consistency it needs to dominate the upcoming OUA tournaments, as well as the National title the team searches for. McInnis and Rank both state, “The OUA title is definitely a goal of ours but the National Title is are biggest goal this year and we know with the guys we got surrounding us we got an excellent chance.” After coming within two strokes of last year’s OUA championship team, the Toronto Varsity Blues, the Warriors have some added motivation this upcoming season. With veteran leadership from Rank and fellow teammate and co-captain Jimmy Latta, as well as coaches Dave Hollinger and Jack Pearse, the Warriors have as good a chance as they have had in past seasons and know what it takes to dominate the OUA ranks once again. The humble Rank made sure to point out that even though his individual title is important to him, the team comes above all else. If shooting the low score means the Warrior keep winning then he will continue to do everything he can to help. He reiterated the team aspect of the sport by saying, “ We have at least five guys here that can shoot the best score in any given tournament, making our lives a lot easier and more relaxed out there, if your teammates play well, it makes it a lot easier for you to play well, and if we can keep playing consistently well as a team we can do anything.”

Ryan Scott reporter

he Warrior Golf team, led by newcomer Simon McInnis, combined for a team score of 7 under par (281) they won the first tournament on the OUA golf circuit, the Queens Invitational in Kingston this past weekend. The combined team score set a new Warrior record and proved to be 11 strokes better than the nearest competitors, the Ottawa Gee-Gees. McInnis scored a 7 under par, with a score of 65, to power the Warriors to victory. Simon came within the Warrior’s lowest round score record of 64 achieved by Jud Whiteside at the 2007 RCGA University Golf Championships. McInnis won the individual title by 5 strokes over McMaster golfer Brian Decker. McInnis’ round came after a second place finish at last weeks’ NCAA warm up tourney to teammate Garrett Rank. Commenting on the round McInnis stated, “ I made a few birdies early in the round on some quality putts and after being notified the team was playing well it just made my job a lot easier on the back nine as I dialed in three shots within a couple feet of the cup for some routine tap in putts.” McInnis stated that he did not expect such as low a score and that what was more important to him was seeing his fellow teammates fare so well. Rank followed up his individual title-scoring round at the NCAA warm up tournament by firing a 71, good enough for third place. Rounding out the Warrior team scores were co-captain Jimmy Latta’s 72, and senior Matt

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Robson and rookie Jack Gibson’s 73. Also, notable were teammates Russell MacKay’s score of 70, Adam Wilson and Evan Koritko’s scores of 72, and JS Rancourt’s score of 75, who all played as individuals since OUA rules limit only a roster of 5 players to be entered in the team competition. With the Warrior team firing well on all cylinders, their confidence in one another is high and should help the team’s continued success on the OUA circuit. McInnis said, “ Our coaches have a done a terrific job instilling the team aspect in the sport and along with great preparation by each team member we are achieving the results we know we are capable of and this should bode well for the rest of the season as we are having an absolute blast out there.” The Warriors will look to continue to blow away the competition in action this Thursday at the Western Invitational in London, Ontario.

Sports & Living

Imprint, Friday, September 25, 2009

A day in the life of... varsity tennis

Women’s rugby tries against former champs JJ Maxwell reporter

n Saturday September 19th, the Women’s Rugby team (1-1) travelled to Guelph to take on the defending OUA champions, the Guelph Gryphons (2-0). The Waterloo squad had a strong outing but ended up losing by a score of 48-5. Waterloo displayed great defensive poise in the first half of the game, only allowing two tries to a very strong Guelph offense. The girls in black and gold were on the receiving end of fourteen penalties that went against the Gryphons, but were only able to capitalise once. This left the score at halftime standing at 12-5 in favour of the heavily favoured Guelph team. The girls entered the second half with some momentum and energy,

but an outside run by the Gryphons and well as an intercepted Warrior pass gave Guelph a 26-5 lead, putting the game well out of reach. Hooker Kaley Maksymk was later penalized for repeated infractions, and the Warriors had to play short for ten minutes. The game ended with nine first year Warriors on the field, and as a result Guelph was able to put four more tries onto the board. This left the final score at 48-5. Waterloo’s “Woman of the match” went to 8-man Jane Cation, whose strong runs and solid defensive play shone bright the Warriors. Looking ahead, the Warriors will be hosting Western on Friday September 25th at 3:30 here in Waterloo. The game is crucial for the standings and will be a battle for second spot in the Shiels division.

OUA Women’s Rugby Standings Shiels Division Team

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Komal R. Lakhani asst. editor sports and living

n this week’s edition we cover the tall, dark haired and ‘flexible’ varsity tennis player Marko Agatonovic. How long have you been playing tennis? “Since the age of five, my parents got me enrolled in tennis classes and I took a liking for it.” Early tennis career: Marko has been a part of ITF (International Tennis Federation), Team Ontario, Team Canada and has played various national tournaments. After turning 18, he played International Seniors Tournament, Futures. How many hours of practice do you put in a week? “Matches are generally on weekends, so we practice two hours everyday Monday to Friday along with other personal fitness exercises.” How do you maintain a balance between sports and studies? “The seasons are short, so it gives me time to study. Playing tennis helps me relax and loosen up a bit which improves my concentration towards studying.” On being asked about what would be his perfect dream match (doubles partner or opponent) he replied: “Roger Federer.” What are the positive points about playing tennis? “The fact that it is an individual sport is very important to me, winning or loosing in a match is all

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Men’s rugby struggles JJ Maxwell reporter

he first place Queen’s Golden Gaels (3-0) were visiting Warrior field on Saturday, September 19th. The boys in black and gold seemed flustered from the get go and lost the match 53-3. The Gaels overpowered the Warriors in almost every facet of the game. A great deal of kicking took place and again Rich Lebel shone for the Warriors. Despite a constant defensive presence, Lebel was able to score a Penalty Goal from 35 meters thanks to a Queen’s penalty. Lebel is now 5th in OUA scoring with 18 points. This

on you, there is no blame game involved. Traveling is another really good thing, I have traveled to Europe, and Florida a lot.”

physical strength. Tennis is never the same; it’s always a changing game, with different strategies and different opponents every time.”

Something about the sport you don’t like? “Changing rackets is pretty annoying, because the strings break real easily. And I hate the long distance running, since I am more of a sprinter.”

Other sports and activities you are interested in? “Mostly I am busy with tennis, but I do occasionally play basketball, soccer, and beach volleyball. I play some guitar, and hang out with friends and my brother.”

Pr eparations bef or e the match: Marko listens to music, along with a light jog and stretch before his match.

Family connection to tennis: His younger brother is also a tennis player; and plays for the varsity team as well. Marko and his brother have a very healthy competition, “ Things get really heated up when we play against each other.”

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Any message for our readers? “It is a great thing to be a part of a varsity team. You get a mentor and get to be a mentor for the youngsters. Everyone should get involved in some sport activity, being a part of physical activities helps you get mentally prepared to study for an extended time”

Best moments from the game? “Listening to music and the rush of adrenaline right before the game, the happiness and excitement when the guys (the team) win and also when the guys go crazy after winning.” Sports related injury: Marko has had a lower back problem, for which he had to go through physiotherapy for six to seven months, along with a lot of rest. Last season he suffered from an injury to his right wrist. He also had a minor case of tendonitis. A message to new sports enthusiast who want to join tennis: “Tennis is a gentleman’s game, like golf. You get to meet a lot of people. There is a great balance of

Future plans: Marko plans to do a thesis on Mathematical Finance, and become a trader or quantitative analyst and work on Wall Street because, “working on Wall Street is like sports.”

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was also three of six points that have been scored against Queen’s in their three games so far. The second half of the game was much like the first, with Queen’s scoring several more tries. Despite several chances inside the opposing 22 meter line, Waterloo was unable to power through the Golden Gaels’ strong defence. It must be noted that Queen’s has scored 202 points in three games this season, and only allowed six against. This week will be another challenge for Waterloo as they host the undefeated Western Mustangs (3-0), Sunday September 27th.

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Sports & Living

Imprint, Friday, September 25, 2009

Losing the Battle of Waterloo

JJ Maxwell reporter

he Battle of Waterloo took place at University Stadium under a clear blue sky, on Saturday September 19th. Over 3,400 fans were in attendance to watch the Golden Hawks (2-1) take on the Warriors (0-3). Laurier had won the Battle of Waterloo seven straight times coming into the game, and this year proved no exception, with the final score being 29-18 in favour of the Hawks. The missing leadership of injured quarterback, Evan Martin, defensive back Patrick McGarry and linebacker Jordan Verdone proved too big of an obstacle for the Warriors to overcome. Laurier jumped out to a quick 10-0 lead, thanks in large part to a huge catch by Alex Anthony, that set up the first touchdown of the game. The Waterloo offence was also having trouble getting anything going when a stroke of luck hit. A complex flee flicker, that involved quarterback Luke Balch throwing a quick lateral pass out towards the sidelines, seemed to go awry. The ball hit the ground in front of intended Sean Cowie. The Warriors obviously scripted it out as Cowie caught the ball off the one hop and threw a long pass to Dustin Zender who went 75 yards for a Warrior touchdown. The tricky play put Waterloo right back into the game.

Building on the offensive momentum, the defence stopped Laurier quickly on the next drive. Defensive back Tyler Smith laid a huge hit that forced a third down, giving the ball back to the offence with great field position. Unfortunately Balch and company. were unable to gain 10 yards and the Warriors were forced to punt. Laurier’s last drive of the quarter included a third & first where Laurier running back Mike Montoya – who ran for over 200 yards in the game – jumped over the pile for the first down. Moments later, Laurier was pushing for a touchdown when they were stopped on second down a yard shy of the endzone. Montoya jumped over his offensive line again on third and 1first, giving Laurier a commanding lead. With the game quickly falling away from Waterloo, Tyler Smith injected some life with a huge interception with 2:21 left in the second quarter. On the ensuing drive, Balch threw an interception, but in a display of grit and heart, he chased down the Laurier defensive back and forced a fumble, getting the ball back. Unfortunately, the play did little to swing the momentum, and the half ended with Laurier leading 23-9. Waterloo looked energized in the third quarter, scoring a touchdown only five minutes after kick-off with a big

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reception coming from receiver Nick Anapolsky. With their following possession, Laurier drove deep into Waterloo territory and went for it on third and goal. The defence got lucky again, as the pass from backup quarterback Evan Pawliuk looked promising, but hit the upright therefore ending the drive and keeping Waterloo’s hopes alive. Unfortunately the offence struggled and another interception demoralized the Waterloo bench. Laurier added two more field goals in the fourth quarter, and conceeded a safety, bringing the final score to 29-18. Waterloo’s Offensive player of the game was Nick Anapolsky, who had three receptions for 65 yards. He was also instrumental in setting up Waterloo’s second touchdown. The Defensive player of the game was linebacker Mitch Nicholson, who had an unproportionate share of the tackles, tallying nine solo and three assisted. “I wanted that one, we all did,” said Nicholson after the game. Defensive back Tyler Smith whose bone jarring hits and key interceptions were a glimmer of hope for Waterloo all game long. had a great game. Waterloo is back in “Homecoming” action Saturday, September 26th at 1:00 p.m. when Windsor visits Warrior Field.

JJ Maxwell

Game 3 vs Laurier: Players of the Game Offensive Player of the Game:

Defensive Player of the Game:

WR Nick Anapolsky (#1)

DB Mitch Nicholson (#7)

Anapolsky had three receptions for 65 yards. He was also instrumental in setting up Waterloo’s second touchdown.

Nicholson had an unproportionate share of the tackles, tallying nine solo and three assisted.

Getting down and dirty for a cause Lauren Bird intern

Saturday afternoon a group of UW swimmers took to the streets to aid their team by hosting an annual car wash. Due to fantastic weather and a very enthusiastic bunch of athletes, the swim team saw the donations roll in to reach a total of $660. The money is well appreciated and put to good use. Team Coach Jeff Slater said the money would be used toward team equipment, such as team clothing and racing suits, and to help pay for travel expenses MicHael l. Davenport

when the team goes to competition. In a previous year the team bought a video camera for help during training practice to improve technique. During the day the team was well received by the general public. They even had an on-duty policeman bring his police car in to be washed and stayed a while to chat to the group. Slater added that, “the community seemed to be enjoying the sunny day and was happy to see so many young athletes out having fun.” lbird@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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