Razor bumps

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Razor bumps


Poetry zine made in 2017

poetry zine


2016


She knows sandwiches don’t fix everything but razor bumps can be attractive if you put lettuce on them.

The bible belt boy is so secretly seductive he steals clothes and bad records and draws women good.

She dreams of him then immediately regrets it it is still a better alternative than going to church.


yearbook//first time

In the first picture he is smiling like the bible belt just got bigger like he just pulled down his pants and made a wish

In the second picture he is thinking about skydiving and microwavable pizza rolls.

she scratches out his face with her bottom teeth and fishes out the paper foreskin stuck in her molars Swallow Chew Swallow


yearbook//those other times she pretended not to regret

he has coathangers for arms and it is all a bad joke the way he puts on a fucking guns n’ roses record and sleeps in a bedroom with wolf heads and glass eyeballs drawings of naked ladies shoved under his bed

He puts the song on repeat and says stop fidgeting. the lyrics are about girls as pretty as flowers and rain without acid and having white white white white sons.


he was such a boy he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy

2017

he was such a boy he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy oh god he was such a boy


It is a god with a cheesy bio and an Instagram username with heavy innuendos he picked the name when he was 14 and sticky fingered cutting cherries

what a

butter knife boy

she doesn’t blame him for hurting girls//he was young and he liked leaving trails

what a

hansel and gretel boy

dads leave moms die he plants cherry seeds in his backyard but they never grow up so he gets violent and clicks on instagram videos of racist wrestlers


youtube.com/wrestling/instagram/videos

First punch: She hopes he cries in his sleep because he misses his mother but he can’t admit it out loud to his metallica suckling friends so instead he spits up a wad and uses the word bitch to her memories

Second punch: it is really so stupid because he is harmless, she could twist his arm and K.O him in a second Sideline: She has the neck of a football player

K.O: he wakes up at night and walks to the stove to turn the flame on just right at a 45 degree angle and takes pictures of himself pretending to lick the flames

Caption: Watch wrestling with me bitch

Real life: she doesn’t like the picture but she clicks on the link he posted and gets disgusted very quickly


end

in her dreams she finally goes to church and meets a god


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