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After a 14-year hiatus, The X-Files is back on TV! Tonight Anderson, 47, reunites with David Duchovny in her Emmy-winning role as Dana Scully when the new series premieres on Fox. In the meantime, she’s kept her investigative chops sharp as Stella Gibson on the BBC Two TV series The Fall, and kept her hand in the paranormal as an author.

How has Scully changed since she’s been away from The X-Files? “Time has passed. She and Mulder [Duchovny] are not together and she’s not an FBI agent. She is working as an assistant surgeon in a hospital and she’s living alone.”

How does Scully let Mulder seduce her back into The X-Files?

“She doesn’t want to be dragged back in until she becomes personally involved, until she sees that she—and potentially their child—has been

affected by the events that Mulder has brought under her nose again.”

You are also starring in A+E Networks’ War and Peace, airing Monday nights, in which you play Anna. What interested you? “The thought that somebody would have the gumption to actually attempt War and Peace again! But I’ve worked with Andrew Davies before, who did the adaptation, and entirely

trust his ability. And Anna’s a very beguiling, influential character in the story.”

Your second paranormal novel, A Dream of Ice, was just released. What do you get from writing that acting doesn’t provide? “I feel like it uses a completely different part of my brain. So much of what an actor does is interpret something that preexists. Writing is much more expansive.”

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When Disney’s 101 Dalmatians was released in 1961, it became the highest-grossing movie of the year—and, at that time, the highest-grossing animated film of all time. In honor of its puptastic 55th anniversary, here are five more fun facts you might not know.

1. There is a hidden Mickey Mouse “spot” (shaped like Mickey’s head) on almost all of the Dalmatians.

What causes are close to Anderson’s heart?

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Email your questions for Walter Scott to personality@parade.com Now that Natalie Portman lives in Paris, will she be making any more American films?

—Rainer T., Chicago, Ill. A: Since moving to France, Portman, 34, has ventured into French filmmaking. But she also has two projects coming up that couldn’t be more American. The first is the Western Jane Got a Gun, opening Jan. 29, in which she stars as a woman trying to save her outlaw husband from a gang that wants to kill him. And she’s filming Jackie, starring as Jacqueline Kennedy, about the first lady’s life after John F. Kennedy’s assassination in 1963.

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I know Chris Pine’s new movie, The Finest Hours, is based on a true story. Did he get a chance to meet any of the men who were involved in the real-life rescue that the movie is about?

—Steve S., Newton, Mass.

A: Two of the Coast Guardsmen who lived the story depicted in the movie, Andy Fitzgerald and Mel Gouthro, came by the set of the film, which is “a great, true story about the most successful, small-boat rescue in Coast Guard history,” says Pine, 35, who stars as Boatswain’s Mate First Class Bernard Webber. The film, based on a 1952 rescue that took place when an oil tanker was ripped open by a storm, opens Jan. 29.

2. Cruella De Vil’s personality and mannerisms were inspired by actress Tallulah Bankhead.

3. Someone did a frame-by-frame count of all the spots in the movie.

The total: 6,469,952.

4. The spots on Lucky’s back are arranged in a horseshoe shape.

5. Dodie Smith, the author of the novel on which the movie was based, got the idea when her Dalmatian gave birth to 15 puppies.

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ore than a decade after the sci-fi hit left the small screen, The X-Files returns to Fox with a six-episode run starting tonight at 10 p.m. ET. Celebrate the return of the FBI’s top paranormal investigators, Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson, interview on page 2) and Fox Mulder (David Duchovny), with these cold hard facts (and figurines). The truth is in here.

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While there’s been talk of an X-Files return for years, now was the perfect time to make it a reality, says show creator Chris Carter. “It happens to be a great time to tell X-Files stories, as the mood in America is one of distrust of our government,” he says. “It would have been easy to come back and do sequels to a few of our most popular episodes, but the writers—all from the original series— wanted to do new stories. [Plus] the actors were on board, and that’s all it took for me.”

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Anderson wore two different wigs during production (she’s blond in real life): The first one hurt her head and it wasn’t quite the right shade of red.

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Roswell, N.M., has long been a hub of alien (tourist) activity thanks to an infamous alleged 1947 UFO crash. The International UFO Museum and Research Center includes a diorama of extraterrestrials and a film of the “official” autopsy of the aliens from the crash.

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More recently, a new generation discovered Route 66 with Disney/ Pixar’s Cars movies.

“Route 66 represents America before we became generic,” says Michael Wallis, who voices the role of Sheriff in the Cars films and is author of Route 66: The Mother Road and co-founder of the Route 66 Alliance (route66alliance.org). The road was decommissioned in 1985 after interstates took over. Since then, Wallis’ group and other nonprofits, such as the National Historic Route 66 Federation (national66.org) created by David and Mary Lou Knudson, have joined forces to preserve this slice of “the real America.”

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First Lady of Laughter Groundbreaking funny woman Carol Burnett on six decades of show business, what makes her laugh—and why she’s nervous about picking up her lifetime achievement award in front of Meryl Streep.

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t’s been 37 years since TV’s The Carol Burnett Show went off the air, and yet Carol Burnett is still asked by fans to perform some of her greatest hits, like tugging her left ear (a “hello” to her grandmother) and her Tarzan yell.

So she must be tired of doing them all by now, right?

“No,” she says without a beat. “You have to keep in mind that for that audience—this is the first time they’re seeing it.” Which probably explains why, at her Los Angeles Parade photo shoot, she generously suggests she lead a group of aspiring young comedians in the Tarzan yell. As Burnett throws her head back and howls, the familiar funny sound sends the whole room decades back in time.

For Burnett, 82, who was born in San Antonio, Texas, it all started with the divorce of her parents, both alcoholics, and her move-in with her grandmother “Nanny” in Hollywood, when she was 7, in 1940. Fourteen years later, after discovering a love for theater at the University of California, Los Angeles, she moved to New York City.

Within five years, she’d earned both a Tony Award nomination (for her role in Once Upon a Mattress) and a regular co-hosting spot on TV (on The Garry Moore Show). Eight years later, in 1967, she made history: The debut of The Carol Burnett Show made her the first woman ever to host a variety sketch show. With costars Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence, Lyle Waggoner and Harvey Korman, the show collected 25 Emmy Awards during its 11-year run before wrapping in 1978.

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Burnett went on to appear in movies (including playing Miss Hannigan in the 1982 screen adapation of Broadway’s Annie) and in dramatic TV roles, and has written three memoirs, all of them New York Times best-sellers.

She now lives in Santa Barbara, Calif., with her husband, Brian, a music contractor for the Hollywood Bowl and the Nederlander theaters. She has two grown daughters, Jody and Erin. (Her daughter Carrie Hamilton died of cancer in 2002.)

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Burnett will perform some of her live Q&A “Laughter and Reflection” shows beginning in the spring and will release her fourth book (about her years on The Carol Burnett Show) in the fall. And this month, she’ll accept the Screen Actors Guild’s 52nd Life Achievement Award to honor her career and humanitarian accomplishments (airing Jan. 30 on TNT and TBS at 8 p.m. ET).

She’s also fiercely committed to doing what she can for comedy’s next generations: Not only has Burnett established scholarships around the country (including one at her alma mater), but if a young fan writes her for acting advice—often after finding her classic show clips on DVDs and YouTube—“if it’s a well-written letter and they’re young enough and they leave their phone number,” she says, “I’ll call them.”

How different would your life have been if you hadn’t moved in with your grandmother when you were 7 years old?

Whoa [laughs]. I have no idea. Had my mother and my father stayed married, had they not turned to drink . . . They were good people, they just had the disease. But Nanny doted on me. So I felt special even though we were poor. We’d save our pennies, and we went to the movies. Growing up in the ’40s and seeing those movies— they weren’t cynical. I grew up thinking, Everything is going to be peachy keen. The good guys won; the bad guys didn’t.

Did that influence the type of comedy you ended up doing? It influenced my thinking when I went into show business: I was never afraid. I knew in my heart I would make a living so that I could put food on the table, clothes on my back and pay the rent.

What memorable career advice did you get starting out? I was trying out for something in New York on television.

The star of the show was an emcee kind of guy. He said, “Honey, you’ll never make it in television. You’re too loud.” So I didn’t get the job, needless to say. I guess that was advice—but I didn’t take it!

What do you think of comedy today?

A lot of it I’m not thrilled with. Some of the comedy I’ve watched on television seems to have been written by teenage boys in the locker room. And now I’m sounding like an old fogey, but look back at some of the sitcoms that were brilliant—All in the Family, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart.

Those hold up today, and there’s not one cheap laugh in them. Otherwise, I don’t watch that much comedy. I’m into House of Cards. Breaking Bad—my God, did I binge on that!

Is there any other comedy you’re watching that you think works? I’ve been watching The Grinder. I think Rob Lowe and Fred Savage are just divine. I love everybody in it. That’s clever writing without being scatological or getting dirty.

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What do you think shapes and forms a you don’t like it we’ll deep-six it.” I was terriperson’s sense of humor? I think you’re born fied I wouldn’t have a snappy answer. But after with it. You can maybe develop one, but I don’t we did it three or four weeks, the audience know that it’s environmental. My mother was started coming prepared and I started to loosvery funny. My dad had a great sense of huen up and have fun with it. mor. My grandmother too. But I don’t think What is something that will always be funyou can teach timing. I don’t think you can ny to you? I love good physical comedy—to teach a sense of humor. see somebody who can do things with their You’ve played so many goofy, nutty characbody like Dick Van Dyke could do, with crazy ters. Do you ever pull falls. Steve Martin in All that out at home with of Me, when he did your husband or your that whole thing friends? [Laughs] No! where he was posI’m not that funny. If sessed by the spirit I go to a party, I’m not in his body? It was one to be the funniest brilliant. person in the room at Is there anyone all. Whenever we go working today who you out to dinner with see a little bit of yourself Tim [Conway] and in? Not really. I see them Harvey [Korman] and as themselves. You know, their wives, you’d have somebody said, “Isn’t it to know the Heimlich nice that you inspire Tina maneuver, because Fey and Amy Poehler?” they make me laugh They were very kind in so hard I could saying that they watched choke! Lucy [Lucille my show growing up. But Ball] loved to laugh if I had never been born, and was a great audithey’d be doing what ence, but she never they’re doing. I think cut up when she wasn’t they would be doing it Carol Burnett has worked with the greats, including Lucille Ball on camera. (inset left) and Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence and Harvey Korman. anyway. I just hope they Yet in the Q&A seskeep it up. sions during The Carol Burnett Show, you Who do you respect in comedy today? were hilarious. That’s different. It’s the perWell, Tina and Amy. I mean, they ran their forming version [of me]. I go around the shows beautifully. And also what’s imporcountry and do Q&As. I fly without a net. I tant—I know I’m going to sound like a goody don’t know what they’re going to ask, so it’s two-shoes—but they’re kind. They’re good really fun, but [points to her head] it also people. I just think it’s so important to be kind. keeps the old gray matter ticking.

You can still be strong, but you don’t have to The Q&A on The Carol Burnett Show be nasty about it. If you’re kind, you’re going to really helped make the show. How did that get the best out of everybody. come about? I didn’t want to do it at first. It Your guest appearances seem particularly was a suggestion from our executive producer, chosen. What does a show have to be for Bob Banner. He said, “Carol, you’re going to you to want to be in it? Well, it varies. I’m be in all kinds of getups: fat suits, teeth a fan of Hawaii Five-0, so I’ve been on that blacked out, fright wigs . . . People should get three times. I did Hot in Cleveland because to know you first. Why don’t you be the warmI’m very close with Betty White. I love up, and we’ll tape it?” I said, [scared gasp] “I Betty, and Betty was on our show. I would continued on page 12 can’t do that.” And he said, “Just try it, and if 10 | JANUARY 24, 2016

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