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PUBLISHER’S NOTE Sometimes I wonder where we are all going to end up. Do you ever ask yourself this question? One bit of good news is that the IRPF (tax deduction at source) will now be reduced from 9% to 7% for all new autonomos (self employed) during their first three years in business. At the end of the fiscal year, once the tax form is sent in, any overpayment of tax is then returned, sometime the following year. Isn’t that generous? In my book this is the government using workers’ money interest free, but they sure charge you interest if you owe them a penny. I am not just talking of Spain this bad habit of getting workers to pay for fat cats is spreading all over Europe. UK MPs to get 10% more money for the lousy job they are doing? All these rules and regulations that keep coming up, some under the pretext of fraud avoidance, as far as I can see are intended to control 100% of individual financial freedom just to measure what each individual is worth. Guess why! Denmark is doing away with cash altogether so that everything has to be bought by credit card or bank transfers; this is one sure way to know everything about each individual in the whole nation. Now even in the UK the tax man is authorised to extract any amount of cash he deems is owed to him out of your bank account without your consent. Just as in Spain and I believe some other countries too. What I would like to know is what they are doing with all this money. People in Greece cannot get their own money out of the banks because the banks do no not have it any longer. So what did they do with money that did not belong to them? What is Greece going to do with the 61 billion Euros third bailout? Well immediately, the first 10 billions are earmarked to be given to banks. That’s a laugh! How much money are the banks going to be permitted to waste …on themselves? Banks are businesses supposedly to make profits, if they cannot pay what they owe they are bankrupt. The 10 billions should be best used to refund the banks’ clients and close down the banks. This should serve as a lesson to new bankers coming on the scene. If you listen carefully to what the people are saying: “We want to be in the Eurozone but we do not want austerity measures, meaning “Why should we be made to pay for the greed and stupidity of banks and government with our own hard earned earnings?” 4

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editor page It looks like summer is here with avengeance with temperatures reaching the 40º Celsius on the Costa. Most of the residents who can afford to be away have gone to cooler places; and who can blame them? We certainly seem to have attracted a lot of tourists this year, the beaches seem well crowded, I only hope that when schools abroad close for summer, we shall get a better quality visitor because right now the only businesses doing well are the supermarkets. Parece que el verano ha llegado con mala leche y con temperaturas que alcanzan los 40º centígrados en la Costa. La mayoría de los residentes que pueden permitirselo se han ido a lugares más frescos y quién puede culparlos? Sin duda, parece que hemos atraído a una gran cantidad de turistas este año, sólo espero que, cuando las escuelas en el extranjero cierran por el verano, tengamos mejores visitantes porque en este momento los únicos negocios que hacen dinero son los supermercados.

Этим летом на побережье температура достигает 40 гр. Многие местные жители уехали туда, где не так жарко. Мы вызвали большой интерес в этом году у туристов. Пляжи заполнены. Я только надеюсь, когда школы за рубежом закроются на лето, у нас будут более качесвенные клиенты, потому что сейчас хорошо преуспевают только супермаркеты.

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Index What’s news

8. Did you know that..? 10. Pointer 45. More than just “Gagging”

In my opinion

12. Who wants to live and work on the Costa?

Main Feature

14. Italy in every corner of the globe

Recipe

20. Cajun Blackened Salmon with Black eyed bean salsa

Health & Beauty

34. Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy = Quality of life 44. Antihistamines

Pret a porter

42. It’s up to each of us to help create a better world for our children.

Entertainment 30. Films 46. La Mode Anglaise 48. Humor

Car 50. Mercedes Benz 600 Pullman

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Did you Sabias know that..? que...? More than 50billion apps have now been downloaded from Apple’s App Store. The App Store was launched in 2008 with 500 programmes. There are now more than 850,000, which are downloaded at a rate of 800 a second. Metro To get ahead in business, deepen your voice. A study of nearly 800 male CEOs in the US has discovered that those with the deepest voices earned more on average that the ones with reedier tones. They also tended to head up bigger firms. The Times Users of Facebook can keep up with trending topics by using a ‘#’ symbol at the beginning of a key phrase, turning it into a link to a page showing what other people are saying about the same subject. The technique was popularised on the web by influential site Twitter. Sky Jiroemon Kimura, named by Guinness World Records as both the world’s oldest person and the oldest man ever to live, died in a Kyoto hospital at 116. A former post office worker, Kimura left seven children, 14 grandchildren, 25 great-grandchildren and 15 great-greatgrandchildren. Daily Express One million families are taking out payday loans every month and half find they cannot cover the cost of repayments. The survey for Which? found that nearly 400,000 use the funding to pay for basics such as food and fuel, while 240,000 take the loans out to pay off existing credit. Independent on Sunday

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Unas bragas de la reina Victoria se subastan por el récord de 17.200 euros. Londres, 11 jul (EFE).- Una amplias bragas de algodón de la reina Victoria se subastaron hoy por la cifra récord de 12.390 libras (17.200 euros) en la casa Chippenham Auction Rooms, en el condado inglés de Wiltshire. Todas las piezas, procedentes del Museo del Mundo de Ayer del condado inglés de East Sussex, llevan el sello “VR”, que significa Victoria Regina o reina Victoria, confirmó uno de los subastadores, Richard Edmonds. La policía belga intenta llevarse el coche de Napoleón en Waterloo. Insólita disputa a pocas horas de que comience una grandiosa recreación de la batalla librada hace 200 años en tierras belgas. La anécdota, detallada por el diario La Libre Belgique, se ha producido a pocas horas de que comiencen los actos de recreación de la batalla, un grandioso espectáculo que ha movilizado a 6.000 actores procedentes de toda Europa, 300 caballos y un centenar de cañones en el área de Waterloo donde hace 200 años varios ejércitos de Europa frenaron de una vez los pies a las ansias expansionistas del emperador francés. La Vanguardia EEUU: Toro persigue a sospechoso de robo ARAB, Alabama, EE.UU. (AP) — Un sospechoso de robo en el estado de Alabama fue arrestado luego de ser perseguido por un toro a través de un prado. Brad Lynn Hemby, de 26 años, era buscado en relación con un robo. El comisario dijo que cuando Hemby trató de huir de los agentes a través de un prado, un toro se sumó a la persecución. Finalmente, el sospechoso tropezó con una alambrada de púas y se entregó.

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IN MY OPINION

Who wants to live and work on the Costa? Can your life really change for the better?

“You have been out to a party and got stoned. So the next day you turn up at work one or two hours late, if you do at all, and, shortly after you arrive, you go out to the local café because you must have breakfast of course (or a “hair of the dog”). 12

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Naturally you deserve a bit of respect from your employer, after all you are doing him a favour to turn up at all and use his telephone to call your friends and his computer to surf the net and keep in touch with everyone else you know. That bit of activity in between all of this would seem to be defined as work for which you do not seem to be paid enough, so you ask for a well deserved raise. After all, how could they cope without you? Who else would be mug enough to do the job? When you sense that you have pushed your luck far enough and that you are going to be sacked anyway, you find some other unsuspecting employer who will buy you some more time, and leave without notice.” Once you run out of employment options, you start looking at self employment and what ideas and clients you might pinch from others who make an honest living. This is undoubtedly the reason why there are so many cowboys around. Can you imagine this really happening? Well, it does and I don’t know what makes some people think that they can do this here on the Costa del Sol? I really don’t know what happens to some people after they arrive in Spain. Does their brain melt under the sun? Do they really believe they will be on a long, life lasting holiday? Do they come here thinking that work on the Costa means pretending to work? And, it does not just apply to employees! The self employed can be as bad if not worse. To run a business you need self discipline. How many bar owners have you seen go out of business because they think they should join their

clients or, even better the party, every night? Or advertise breakfast and not open until gone 10 or 11 am.? What makes some people think that they are owed a living? Going still further, it seems to extend to some people expecting to be supplied with goods and services for free. I can understand the Queen not carrying any money with her, but when a cheapskate looks for ways to underpay, not to pay and have things for nothing I think this is equivalent to theft. What make them think they are better and entitled to use and abuse others? What part of their brain gets left behind when they come to live here? The Costa del Sol is a wonderful place where to live in. It is naturally gifted with a mild Mediterranean climate, next to the sea and beaches, yet not far from mountains, lakes, rivers and forests. The food is healthy; drinks are plentiful and inexpensive by comparison, the locals are usually friendly and gregarious and life is generally jollier. The fact that it is a nice place to live in is the bonus for which most sensible people have come to live here, the rest is the same as anywhere in the world, meaning that, unless you are retired or wealthy enough to be self supporting, then you have to work and be sensible like the rest of us and not just take the p..ss. Please do come, but with the right frame of mind. Regretfully however some employers tend to take advantage of their workers. Non payment of wages or agreed rates with self employed personnel, poor remuneration for results achieved, lack of appreciation of worker’s loyalty and so on are factors that seriously contribute to a non reliable workers behaviour. www.webexpressguide.com

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Italy in every corner of the globe ITALIA EN CADA ESQUINA DEL GLOBO

Италия в каждом уголке мира

There’s much more to Italian cuisine than pizza, pasta, tomatoes and olive oil-

Hay mucho más en la cocina italiana que pizza, pasta , tomate.

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Every country in the world has its own national dishes, Cous Cous, Paella, Burritos, Mousaka, Peking Duck, Borsch and so on. Some people might like some others might not but one thing is sure, everybody likes Italian cuisine. This is evidenced by the number of Italian restaurants in every corner of the world from Japan and China to everywhere in Europe and of course the USA. Even in Russia where there are 4/500 Italian restaurants in Moscow alone.

Cada país en el mundo tiene sus propios platos nacionales, Cous Cous, Paella, Burritos, mousaka, Peking Duck, Borsch y así sucesivamente. A algunas personas les puede gustar o no, pero una cosa es cierta, la comida italiana siempre gusta. Prueba de ello es el gran número de restaurantes italianos en todos los rincones del mundo de Japón y China a toda Europa y por supuesto el EE.UU.. Incluso en Rusia donde hay 4/500 restaurantes italianos en Moscú.

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Итальянская кухня - это намного больше чем пицца, паста, помидоры и оливковое масло. Спонсор статьи Pasta Caffé в Нуэва Андалусия В каждой стране мира есть свое национальное блюдо, кускус, паэлья, бурритос, пекинская утка, борщ и другие. Из этого кому-то что-то нравится. кому-то нет, но точно все любят итальянскую кухню. Об этом свидетельствует количество итальянских ресторанов в каждом уголке мира от Японии и Китая, по всей Европе и, конечно, в США. Даже в России, только в одной Москве, насчитывается 4500 итальянских ресторанов.

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Of course Italian cuisine has reached such popular proportions that not all these eateries serve the real thing, this is why, outside of Italy, you should be sure to choose the right restaurant. While pasta and pizza are the best known basic dishes, there are hundreds of different types and recipes to satisfy any palate. Since the middle ages Italy consisted of separate republics, each with different culinary customs. These varying cooking practices, which were passed down from generation to generation, contributed to the diversity of today’s Italian cuisine.

To give some idea, there are more than 400 types of cheeses made in Italy, with Parmesan, mozzarella, and asiago among the best known worldwide. Prosciutto ham, the most

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Por supuesto la cocina italiana ha alcanzado tales proporciones populares que no todos estos restaurantes sirven autentica cocina italiana, por ello usted debe estar seguro de elegir un buen restaurante.

Конечно, из-за такой популярности, получить настоящую итальянскую еду во всех местах невозможно. Поэтому за пределами Италии, нужно быть уверенным, что выбираешь правилный ресторан.

La pasta y la pizza son los platos más conocidas, pero son cientos de diferentes tipos y recetas que pueden satisfacer cualquier paladar. En la Edad Media Italia estaba dividida en repúblicas independientes, cada uno con diferentes costumbres culinarias. Estas prácticas de cocina diferentes, que se transmiten de generación en generación, han contribuido a la diversidad de la cocina italiana de hoy en día.

В то время как паста и пицца являются самыми известными блюдами, есть сотни вариантов разных блюд на любой вкус. Поскольку в средние века Италия состояла из отдельных республик, каждая имела свои кулинарные традиции. Эти различные способы приготовления передавались из поколения в поколение, что и обеспечило многообразие современной итальянской кухни.

Para dar una idea, hay más de 400 tipos de quesos elaborados en Italia, queso parmesano, mozzarella y siago entre los más conocidos

Для примера: существует более 400 видов сыров, произведенных в Италии.

popular ingredient of the Italian antipasto was first made in Parma, a city that also gave its name to Parmesan cheese. While cheese plays an important part, Italians are known for their use of herbs in cooking, especially oregano, basil, thyme, parsley, rosemary, and sage, each used tactfully to enhance the dish it is meant for. With so many Italian restaurants competing with each other and other types of restaurants too, a new slant has been created and inspired by the Italian immigrants to the USA.

en todo el mundo. Jamón Prosciutto, el ingrediente más popular del antipasto italiano se hizo por primera vez en Parma, una ciudad que también dio su nombre al queso parmesano. Mientras que el queso tiene un papel importante, los italianos son conocidos por su uso de hierbas en la cocina, especialmente el orégano, la albahaca, el tomillo, el perejil, el romero y la salvia, cada uno se utiliza con mucho tacto para mejorar el plato que se ha diseñado.

Con tantos restaurantes italianos que compiten entre sí y con otros tipos de restaurantes también, When over 5 million Italians un nuevo punto de vista ha arrived in New York between sido creado e inspirado por 1880 and 1910, accustomed los inmigrantes italianos de to their own way of cooking, EE.UU. they had to adapt to using local ingredients, thus Cuando más de 5 millones transforming to a new de italianos llegaron a cuisine with Italian origin, Nueva York entre 1880 y somewhat different from 1910, acostumbrado a su what you would expect in propia manera de cocinar, restaurants in Italy. tuvieron que adaptarse al uso de ingredientes locales, When you can get your transformando así en una spaghetti Bolognese, pizza nueva cocina con origen

Самые известные моцарелла, пармезан и азиаго. Прошутто - самый популярный ингридиент итальянской антипасты, впервые был сделан в Парме, городе, который также дал имя сыру пармезан. Хoтя сыр играет важную роль, итальянцы также известны использованием зелени в кулинарии, особенно орегано, базилик, тимьян, петрушка, розмарин и шалфей. С таким количеством итальянских ресторанов, конкурирующих между собой, новое направление было создано итальянскими иммиграмтами в США. Когда более 5 миллионов итальянцев прибыло в Нью-Йорк между 1880 и 1910 годами, они, привыкшие к своим способам приготовления еды, начали адаптировать местные ингридиенты, таким образом, переходя к новой кухне итальянского происхождения, которая отличается от того, что

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margherita, ravioli o lasagne in hundreds of restaurants within a short distance, then it is necessary to impress your clients with something traditional but really good and even take it further with new re-inventions of some recipes to make them unique. For instance I am dying to try the SPAGHETTI AL VODKA, created by Pasta Caffé in Nueva Andalucia or may be the TAGLIATELLE CON POLLO AL LIMONE. Luckily in Spain the necessary, original ingredients are easily available, indeed we even have more ingredients to be creative with and make full use of a very popular cuisine combined with the right service and ambiance that make the restaurant your personal favourite choice. italiano, un poco diferente de lo que se puede esperar en los restaurantes de Italia. Cuando puede conseguir espaguetis boloñesa, pizza margarita, ravioles o lasaña en cientos de restaurantes en un radio pequeño, entonces es necesario impresionar a sus clientes con algo tradicional, pero muy bueno e incluso ir más lejos rediseñando algunas recetas para hacerlas únicas. Por ejemplo me muero por probar el Spaghetti al VODKA, creado por Pasta Caffé en Nueva Andalucia, o puede ser el TAGLIATELLE CON POLLO AL LIMONE. Por suerte, en España, es fácil conseguir ingredientes ожидаешь увидеть в ресторане в Италии. Когда можно заказать спагетти Болоньезе, пиццу Маргариту, равиоли или лазанью в сотнях ресторанах, становится необходимостью производить впечатление на клиентов чем-то традиционным, но действительно хорошим и даже на этой основе создавать новые варианты уникальных рецептов. Например, полный восторг вызывает спагетти аль водка, созданная Pasta Caffé в Нуэва Андалусия и тальятелле с курицей и лимоном. К счастью, в Испании оригинальные ингридиенты легко доступны, на самом деле у нас даже есть больше ингридиентов для творчества и мы используем 18

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Remember that regular visits to a restaurant make you a very important person; visiting the same restaurant a couple of times a month (or more) makes you an extra special client that needs to be well looked after.

originales, de hecho tenemos incluso más ingredientes que los hacen ser mas creativos y combinado con el servicio adecuado y un buen ambiente hacen que este restaurante sea su elección predilecta. Recuerde que las visitas regulares a un restaurante te hacen una persona muy importante; visitar el mismo restaurante un par de veces al mes (o más) que hace que un cliente ordinario se convierta en especial.

популярную кухню в сочетании с хорошим обслуживанием и атмосферой, что делает ресторан вашим любимым Помните, что регулярные посещения ресторана, раз в месяц или чаще, делают вас очень важным клиентом.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger promised “I’ll be back,” and he will be back – exactly 30 years after the first The Terminator In the press release the movie studios made mention that this Terminator, Terminator: Genesis, is not a sequel, but the first, in a stand-alone trilogy.

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Antihistamines Extract taken from Bupa International Health information and supplied by Sonia Fendley. Director STM NU Nummos Life SL Antihistamines are commonly used to treat allergic reactions and some types of antihistamines help relieve the symptoms of sickness, vertigo and insomnia. Allergic reactions include: Hay fever • Allergic skin conditions, such as urticaria (hives) and dermatitis • Itching • Insect bites or stings There are two main types of antihistamines Sedating: These can affect your brain, causing you to become drowsy. An example of a sedating antihistamine is chlorphenamine maleate (eg Piriton). Non-sedating: The newer types of antihistamines have less of an effect on your brain and won’t make you so drowsy. Acrivastine (eg Benadryl) is an example of a non-sedating antihistamine. Your immune system protects you from harmful substances like bacteria and viruses by producing antibodies which help to remove these. In an allergic reaction, your immune system reacts to a harmless substance such as pollen, because it mistakes it as harmful and histamine is released. Histamine helps damaged tissue to heal, however it can also cause symptoms such as: a runny nose - itchy eyes, nose, throat and skin – sneezing – 44

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. Intimidating people with the use objects that threaten injury of death.

. Negligence in looking after the legally required personal documents, after a third loss in one year.

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“Gagging” There are 44 offences listed under the new “gagging” law that came into force on first of July. While the press and would be demonstrators protest to safeguard their freedom of expression and opinion, the so called “gagging” law goes beyond apparencies. Penalties have been set and divided into three categories:

Very Serious Offences with penalties

between €30.001 and €600.00 Serious Offences ranging between €601 and €30.000 Light Offences starting at €100 to €600 For the sake of this article we shall list the light offences which would affect everyone walking in the street.

. Not having the legally required personal documents or failing to report their loss.

. Failure to adhere to pedestrian traffic restrictions or itinerary during a public event.

. Causing damage to movable or immovable property of public or private use that are in the street.

. Refusing to give documents to the police.

. Lack of respect and consideration for members of the Security Forces in the performance of their duties.

. Inciting against sexual freedom and or perform obscene acts.

. Climbing buildings or monuments without authorization when there is risk of damage.

. Shining lights with any device on members of the Security Forces that prevent or hinder their duties.

. The occupation of houses and unauthorized street selling

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. Failure to report the loss or theft of a weapon.

. Irregularities in providing information in respect of public safety as required by this Act.

. The removal of fences, curbs or other fixed or movables placed by the Security Forces to define security perimeters.

. Letting loose dangerous animals or keeping pets and animals in conditions that endanger their life.

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La Mode Anglaise Well, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s that time of year again; we are all putting away our winter woollies and moving into our summer garb.

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I can fully appreciate that we are all different, and there are those less fortunate than myself (being blessed as I am with exquisite taste) who may look forward to shedding their winter coat with trepidation. Fashion sense, or should I say that certain “je ne sais quoi” is something we are born with and it is not given to every individual to instinctively know what is right. Let’s take the British, for example, now there is no other race on god’s earth with such an inflated opinion of themselves and every far flung corner of the world has at least one little colony of Brits, who for some reason think it is their moral duty to tell “Johnny foreigner” how to run his country. The bigoted opinions of such fellows are all encompassing and the Brit abroad wastes no time in voicing (loudly) all the faults of the country he has chosen to invade. This would be all well and good if Englishmen abroad were all like James Bond. But no, instead you will have a 40+ year old, with a professional beer belly, wearing an England shirt and a pair of Asda jeans! I can only think that such men, or even women come to that, either have no mirrors in their homes or they are in possession of a magic mirror. This wearing of football shirts by anybody over the age of, let’s say six years old, is not only embarrassing to well adjusted English folk living in a foreign country, it is also an indication of a certain lack of self identity by the wearer and a need to run with a pack, shows an absence of confidence as an individual. The same can be said for designer labels and “sports wear” with giant logo’s splashed all over them, the only message these are giving out, is that you don’t have any personal preference and that you probably drive a mid-priced Ford.

Love them or loath them, the elder members of the British royal family are blessed with superb taste, this does of course come from centuries of platinum credit cards and a lifetime of driving around in Bentleys, but the fact remains, you will never see QE2 sporting a nylon Bradford city shirt! It is not just the British male who shuffles around like a scruff y b*****d, English women are just as bad as their “Geezers” and what you see is what you are always going to get from women who spend a lifetime of worship at the temple of “Burberry”. Perhaps I am being a little hard by just singling out the Brits, every country has its fashion victims after all; so let’s have a roundup of some of the others. Americans are still the world’s biggest wearers of Crimplene, so much so in fact, that if the whole of America were to get undressed at the same time, they would generate enough static electricity to fire up New York for a couple of months. The French are never truly happy unless they are dressed up like a bar code. The Australians live in sandals all year, because they don’t make shoes wide enough to accommodate their web feet. The Germans all dress like the Waltons. The Italians wear everything in their wardrobe at the same time; and as for the Spanish, well let’s not even go there!

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back, ‘OHIO STATE!’ And they say blondes are dumb! I had not realized the extent of my husband’s poker addiction until we recently sat down for dinner. I had just set 5 dishes of food in a nice row on the table when he blurted out, “Oh nice honey, peas, carrots and broccoli on the flop, looks like Ham at the Turn and Turkey on the River!” A couple was celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. For the entire time they had been married, the wife had kept a safe which the husband had never been allowed to look into. He asked her if, since they had been married so long, he could see what she had been keeping all these years. She said OK and opened the safe. In it were a pile of money totalling $10,000 and three chicken eggs. He asked her, “What are the eggs doing in there?” She said,”Well, I have to admit that I haven’t been completely faithful to you. Whenever I strayed, I put an egg in the safe.” He thought about it and said, “Well, I guess I can’t be too upset about three eggs. But where did all the money come from?” She replied, “Every time I got a dozen, I sold them.” I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior. “Mother, I want to quit the veil.” “But why, my child?” “To become a prostitute.” “What? What are you saying?” “I said I want to become a prostitute, mother.” “Oh, you had me worried. I thought you said protestant!”

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CAR OF THE MONTH TRY IT AT V.I.P. – Cars 18.000KM, YEAR 1971

279.999 €

MERCEDES BENZ 600 PULLMAN

A large luxury automobile which was the company’s flagship and most expensive model of its time, competitors included certain models of Rolls-Royce and Bentley and the Cadillac Fleetwood 75.

Un gran coche de lujo , que fué el buque insignia de la compañía y el modelo más caro de su tiempo , sus competidores fueron algunos modelos de Rolls- Royce y Bentley y el Cadillac Fleetwood 75 .

Engine: 6.3 L V8, front-mounted Max Speed: 204.8 km/h (127.3 mph)

Motor: 6.3 L V8 , montado delante Velocidad máxima: 204,8 kmh ( 127,3 mph )

Maximum passenger comfort, highest possible levels of safety and superb performance

Comodidad máximapara los pasajeros , alto nivel de seguridad y un rendimiento excelente.

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