Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys > Literally Every Other My Chemical Romance Album: My I'm Right

by Elijah Chamberlain

Okay so, for starters, Gerard Way is literally my dad, and everything he does is pure perfection, but I've been seeing people talking about how great their first two albums are and I'm just not hearing what they're talking about. Their third one is okay, I guess, but it's just not that good compared to their last one. All I hear is gross electric guitars and like not even good singing.

Black Parade has like some good songs when there's not all the heavy metal stuff in there. Blood is my favourite song because it just seems so revolutionary and brooding. It reminds me a lot of my blog where I talk about all the cool stuff I like, like vampires and other dark stuff. The first three all sound like some dad-rock with death metal in it. Like I get that they look cool and all, but there's no talent to any of it. It's all just noise and whining. Gerard's hair only looks good in like one music video, all the other times its black and gross.

Now when you listen to Danger Days, the obvious superior album to any of their others, there is only talent and emotion behind it. The guitars are almost all gone which is a godsend, and instead you get actual singing and cool sounding pop-punk. There are guitars in there obviously but they're so much better sounding, and don't even get me started on Gerard's vocals. There's only heart put into this album, and it's their best sounding hands-down.

Gerard looks so good too. That red hair is just wonderful. Like it's no question that the better the band looks, the better they sound. The other guys look okay I guess, by Gerard is the only one who even does anything in that band. Anyway I guess my whole point here is to say how much better Danger Days is. Musically it's just better because it's actually god, unlike the first three, which just aren't. The fact that they look better in this album's era helps too, because like I said if they look better, they sound better because that's how music works. To conclude this, I'm just right and if you don't agree, don't even bother talking to me, because you can't dispute this, it's all facts. Have fun trying to say otherwise, because I'll just block you. Bye!

Album Cover from My Chemical Romance