Deep-London Magazine April 2012 by angela ferrara

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deep online at: www.deep-london.co.uk • www.issuu.com • www.facebook.com/deeplondon • twitter @deep_london Hello there.. ...and welcome to isue 98. I don’t know about you, but I’ve had a very peculiar old month of it. I won’t bore you with the details but suffice to say, there’s rather a lot more on my plate now than there was three weeks ago, which is why we’ve handed this issue over to our regular contributors while I learn to become, er, I think the word I’m searching for is... Organised? Is that right? It’s not a concept I’m familiar with, so you’ll have to bear with me... Happily we have a plethora of contributors at the moment, so in this issue you’ll find our film reviews, with an added bonus, Steph is back to confuse me at least with technology (she does it on purpose I reckon), DarkZac returns with more reports from the cabaret scene - we’re starting to worry about that lad, and of course, no issue would be complete without the random musings of Auntie May. We’ve also welcomed back Mister Booth who fills us in on the local hip-hop scene currently burgeoning away at The Oval Tavern. Yes, really. Elsewhere we’re delighted to see some other people trying to big up Croydon with large scale outdoor events on the 15th April in South End and on St George’s Day (I think, it could be the Sunday before - there’s a bleedin’ great advert for it in the mag somewhere so have a look) in Surrey Street and its surrounds. We hope to see you all down there doing your bit to support the community and stuff, innit? Finally, you’ll be pleased to hear that last month our resident tipster Flash Harry managed to pick a winner at Cheltenham, which is more than I did (actually, that’s not true, I had a 50 to 1 winner, but I only had 10p on it - I am indeed the last of the big spenders!), and as this month sees the Grand National occurring, my tip for that is... Oh God, I won’t bother, it’ll only kaibosh it. As long as the little hoofers come back safely I’ll be happy. Right, that’s it from me, it’s 5.47am and I’m down to my last cigarette, so I’m offski. Have a lovely April, hope the weather improves so all these pubs with BBQs can get them fired up. See you all in May when it will be merely one month away from both our 9th Birthday and our 100th issue. How marvellously exciting. Organisation, you hold no fears for me. Well, a few maybe but... Avant, Allons-y, Cheers!

April 2012 Issue Ninety Eight Contact Us: editor: angela ferrara tel: 07910 506197 (24 hour answerphone) e: angela@deep-london.co.uk staff and contributors: auntie may, petal dunwoody, stephanie darkes, nick booth, darkzac, tom dennetcook. advertising sales: call angela on 07910 506197 (24 hour answerphone) or e-mail angela@deep-london.co.uk publishing & design: deep-london

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25th April 2012

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APRIL 2012

THIS MONTH’S FEATURES:

Horrible Histories

Hip Hop Showtime!

Cabaret Awards

Auntie May

Film Special The Room

Steph Darkes’ Twitterama

Reviews From The Outer Rim

LISTINGS:

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What’s On Guide

This Month’s Sport

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Kids’ programmes. Undoubtedly the best things on telly. Deep catches up with some of the stars of the award winning ‘Horrible Histories’ as it prepares for it’s 4th series to air. . .

ased on the hugely popular Terry Deary books, for those who haven’t seen it, Horrible Histories is a sketch based show, full of comedy and, of course, horribleness, that teaches kids all about the gruesome stuff they want to know about history while surreptitiously teaching them stuff. It’s a kids TV programme that doesn’t talk down to kids, much in the vein of the wonderful ‘Sorry I’ve Got No Head’, but with education, be it generally disgusting education. Frankly, it’s genius, and is one of the few programmes I, as a 30-something magazine editor and my 9 year old niece have in common. According to the blurb, in series four,

Laurence: “The classic Horrible Histories blend of incredible facts, falling over and ridiculous accents, with lots of brand new stuff thrown in. There’s a whole host of new characters and even a new era for series four – the Renaissance. Not to mention some fantastic guest stars: Mark Gatiss, Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton from the League of Gentlemen and Chris Addison in a very pretty wig. Plus, of course, more Stupid Death, more of Bob’s Reports and more annoyingly catchy songs.” Where do the ideas for the show come from? Laurence: “From history. We always start with the facts first. There’s a very

“I’m pretty sure history will judge us to be at least as idiotic as our great, great grandfathers. Plus they had much more fetching facial hair.” viewers find out how historical figures such as Dick Whittington and Robert the Bruce get on pitching movies about their life story, and which Historical Apprentice teams will find out they’re fired. There are also more magnificent musical interludes including Victoria and Albert’s love ballad, Charles Darwin with a Bowie-esque rock tune, and a new Battle of Britain RAF Pilots boy band. Death returns to quiz the recently deceased on the manner of their demise in Stupid Deaths, and King Henry VIII has a go at raising some much needed funds by taking part in a daytime TV show Cash in the Abbey. To be honest, we’re well overdue bringing this one to your, our lovely readers, attention, but happily they’ve a new series coming out in April, so here are regular cast members Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton and Ben Willbond to tell you all about it; So, what can we expect from series four of Horrible Histories? Jim: “Lots of fantastic new songs, old friends making appearances and some extra-special guest stars. Oh yeah, and poo and wee and stuff.” 4

clever and hardworking (so he claims) historian called Greg Jenner who does months of research to find masses of fascinating facts. Us writers then suggest ways of translating these into funny sketches and write up the best of them into scripts.” What’s it like on set? Jim: “The cast and crew have pretty much been working with each other for almost five years now so at first it’s like a reunion and very exciting but then the hard work begins. The fact that you’re with people you love takes the edge off!” Is Horrible Histories as fun to make as it looks? Laurence: “The short answer is ‘yes’. I think that one of the keys to Horrible Histories is that the sense of ‘these guys are messing around’ comes across on screen. It makes

the show feel very inclusive. The wigs help too – sometimes we only have to look at each other as we walk on set and we’re laughing already.” Is it different acting in a children’s show? Mathew: “I don’t think any of us approach Horrible Histories any differently than we would an adult sketch show and that is perhaps one of the reasons kids love it. We don’t dumb anything down.” Several stars have made guest appearances on the show – do you have a favourite? Laurence: “I’m not sure I could pick a favourite, especially from this series. Having guest appearances from the likes of Chris Addison and the League of Gentlemen is a fantastic achievement for what is at heart, a children’s programme. However, it was their enthusiasm for the show that really blew me away. Here were these bona fide comedy heroes saying ‘I loved that song from series 2’ or telling you their favourite Stupid Death. Very proud moments.” What was it like working with the special guest stars on the show? “It’s amazing to have our comedy heroes asking to be part of the show – and it’s mostly thanks to Twitter. Chris Addison was tweeting about how much he loves the show so I asked if he’d like to come and be in it. A couple of messages later and he was in a massive Georgian wig.

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“Getting the League of Gentlemen back together on the show was brilliant. They’ve done a series of Movie Pitch sketches that are spoofs of those old Orange ads, where each of our cast comes in as a different historical character to pitch the story of their life. Mark, Steve and Reece were extraordinary to watch – so funny and professional with fantastic chemistry. It was like a comedy masterclass.” What’s a typical day like on set? Mathew: “A lot of hard work, a lot of laughter and a lot of beard glue.” Ben: “There isn’t a typical day on set. You can be up to your waist in pond water one day and covered in fake poo sitting on a horse the next. There’s something new every day. The one thing you can guarantee is there will be a massively itchy beard waiting for you at 6am. Joy.”

the bar this year I reckon. One that sticks out is a Crusades/Monsters ditty, but there are so many other great ones.” Mathew: “I could never pick a favourite sketch before but we filmed one for this series in which I play a Victorian gentleman whose bum is on fire. It’s the silliest and biggest characterization I think I’ve ever gone for and I loved every minute of it.” Do you ever argue about who gets to play which part? Mathew: “The casting isn’t our decision, thank goodness! If it were it would be impossible. I think we all get ‘sketch envy; from time to time when we read a sketch we think is particularly hilarious and then find out we’re not going to be in it. But there is so much excellent material that it always evens out over the series.”

“I haven’t got a favourite sketch but in this series I play a Victorian gentleman whose bum is on fire. It’s the silliest thing & I loved every minute of it!” How long does it take you to get dressed and made-up to become a character on the show? Mathew: “It depends on the character, but usually there’s only an hour to do a make-up change while another sketch is being filmed, and then you jump into your costume and get on set. There’s a lot to film in a short space of time so the make-up team have to work miracles with a fraction of the time you would get on a film, for example. You are always playing the part of different characters in the programme – does that mean children don’t recognise you in the street when you look like yourself? Jim: “Quite the opposite. It’s impossible to disguise yourself when you’re seen in probably every kind of ‘look’. I don’t mind though, they’ll only come up to you if they like you, so that’s nice.” What’s your favourite historical period to portray in the show and why? Jim: “I always enjoy the Stuart era, lovely costumes, great facial hair and lots of things being discovered and burning down. I also enjoy all of the World War 2 sketches we do.” And your least favourite era? “Any period where my costume is just a loin cloth…” What’s your favourite sketch from the new series? Jim; “That’s very hard. We’ve raised

It seems like you all get on well on set – do you ever make each other laugh when you’re not supposed to? Mathew: “Yes, it’s an occupational hazard! It’s also the reason I love going to work.” What do you think Horrible Histories in fifty years time will be covering from today’s news? Laurence: “Much the same sort of thing – stories of how ridiculous people are. It is (luckily for our show) very easy to scoff at the past, because as society and science move on, you gain the benefit of hindsight. But just as we look back at the Victorians and think them mad for using radioactive toothpaste or thinking tobacco was a health tonic, who’s to say how people in the future will judge our use of GM crops or mobile phones? I’m pretty sure history will judge us to be as least as idiotic as our great, great grandfathers. Plus they had much more fetching facial hair.” Which historical figure are you most like? Laurence: “Christopher Columbus. He set out to reach China and India but ended up in the wrong continent and wasn’t even

the first person to discover it. Basically I’m a well-meaning, hard-working idiot who ends up in the wrong place, too late. Though thinking about it, I’m not that keen on sea travel. Maybe I’d make a better village idiot – it’s steady work.” Ben: “I’m probably most like a scared Roman soldier in the middle of a shield tortoise who just wants to go home.” Mathew: “I can’t see myself as a ruthless highwayman like Turpin or a party king like Charles II and people can’t even agree about who Shakespeare was, so I can hardly compare myself to him…so I’m probably most like the dunce who tried to smuggle weapons into Rome in the last series.” Jim: “Well, I’m sure there are days when I’m like a few of the characters. Most of the ‘known’ characters I play are either brave heroes or spoilt and psychopathic emperors or kings. I’ll stick to the ‘unknowns’. Cheeky peasant perhaps? Which historical figure would you most like to be like? Jim: “Wowsers. Christopher Wren left a few legacies, but probably someone who fought for immense good. William Wilberforce.” Laurence: “Hmm. I’ve always admired Isambard Kingdom Brunel, because he achieved so many things that people said just couldn’t be done: mighty ships, ground-breaking railways and bridges, the first tunnel under the Thames. He had an incredible ‘can-do’ attitude. But he was also a workaholic so perhaps not the ideal role model. So perhaps a cross between Brunel and Charles II – an engineering genius who knows how to let his hair down.” Ben: “Churchill. I’d get so much more done!” Mathew: “Darwin, Darwin, Darwin!” The 4th series of Horrible Histories starts on BBC1 & CBBC in April transmission date tbc...

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Hip HoP DON’T STOp! T

hank god for Catherine Cee Cee North, Purpose Lee and Ashley Phonix Genus (pix, above). Nationally and locally we are in a right gloomy state of affairs, with money too tight to mention and the riots still a sour memory, yet in the face of this grey tide of negativity Croydon has a group of

scenesters who are pushing new boundaries in the arts and music field. The town needs pioneers like them. When I found out I was interviewing three hip hop people I was half expecting to encounter perhaps a slightly challenging atmosphere, or heck, at least a gun or two waved around. But no, the three promoters are sane and civilised, and the only sign of excess is a couple of beers. As we said in one of our previous issues (the famed and now collectible Croydon Bohemia issue – Editor) the submerged countercultural activities of this town are quite surprising if you dig around a bit, and Showtime, the monthly live hip hop performance night hosted by Catherine and friends at the Oval is no exception. First things first. What is the Cee Cee all about, Catherine? (I’d been wondering about this for quite some time). Disappointingly, there’s no single answer. Damn! Some are obscene. The most printable explanation is that it stands for Cool Cat, but also chubby cat – not a name redolent of the urban edginess with which hip hop is usually associated I think you will agree. ‘I had to have a nickname,’ says

Catherine, ‘cos it couldn’t just be Catherine North, could it?. ’Spoze not. But back to Showtime, the hip hop evening they promote on the first Friday of every month at the Oval Tavern, Oval Road (off Cherry Orchard, round the back of East Croydon Station), featuring a strong bill of performers. Hip artist Purpose Lee says they came up with the idea down the pub after realising there ‘was no good hip hop night in Croydon,’ and visualised a ‘community showcase’. He and fellow musician Ashley Phonix have a lot of friends in the hip hop scene and wanted to create a platform for talent they knew and also to give exposure to upcoming voices. They also see it as a great collaborative opportunity. As Lee says pithily: ‘Stuff produces stuff,’ which in my book is a sage-like comment about how creativity works: see Irish poet WB Yeats: ‘Works of art create works of art.’. Exactly. Anyway, enough of da schoolroom! You might think – I certainly did – that a good old fashioned boozer such as the Oval Tavern is perhaps an unusual place for a hip hop night, but that preconceived notion is soon blown away: ‘It’s nice,’ says Catherine. ‘I like the

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feel of it here, it’s got a nice big garden and it’s out of the way, keeps it special.’ Ashley: ‘We want it to be the home of live hip hop in Croydon. We’d like to get big names down as well as local new talent, and put them up together; it would be a measure of equality. Equal size names on the flyer etc. The first Showtime attracted 270 people – without annoying the Oval’s regulars. ‘They seem to like it and get into it,’ says Catherine. And the nights are filled with creative sparks. ‘Things happen,’ says Ashley. ‘People come down and then we’re making tunes.’ ‘It’s good for us,’ adds Lee, ‘because we get crowd reaction and feedback for new material we want to try out.’ ‘We’re getting respect for it,’ says Catherine.Lee: ‘I’m pleasantly surpised by what’s happened, and it’s exceeded my expectations and we’ve made a whole new bunch of friends.’ They are keen to point out that Showtime is not necessarily a reflection of the gaudier excesses of hip hop. Ashley: ‘A lot of this is poetry with a musical blend.’ Word certainly appears to be spreading. They have had interest from

such diverse places as Camden, Wolverhampton, Brighton and Southampton. In the short-term they plan an open mic section and some rappers from abroad, to add ‘international flavours’. ‘We’re getting calls and people want to get involved,’ says Ashley. ‘We can expand, bounce ideas and network.’ Beyond promoting and organising the event, what does Catherine Cee Cee North do at Showtime? ‘I get pissed and get on the mic! I sort them all out and sound like an angry teacher! I’m the Matron of Hip Hop!’ Good album title, that. But at the moment the blonde promoter has no intention of trying to make it as a performer, which is a bit of a shame as she seems to have a real stage presence, and has a winning way with a funny anecdote. Ms North is a bit of a mystery woman, emerging on to this magazine’s radar a few years back through the Evelina Beckers’ international party jetset, who has also appeared in our sometime sister publication Croydonhello. Question is, because Showtime’s going so well at the Oval it raises the question of expanding the

night. At present there are no plans but Catherine says: ‘If we moved in Croydon we wouldn’t want to be doing anything on the chav strip! [can’t think where she means!] Maybe promoting a night in London or even a tour.‘ A one-off spectacular would be good,’ she adds. It would indeed be good. You could say that after the riots the streets have a bad name, but this showcase for the music of the streets tells a different story: one of artistic ambition and boundless optimism. So a Showtime extravaganza can only be a positive thing for Croydon. I bet they pull it off. Showtime is at the Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, East Croydon, CR0 6BR on the first Friday of each month. Facebook: ‘Showtime, the Home of Live Hip Hop in Croydon’ e-mail: showtimehiphop@hotmail.com Follow them on twitter @hiphopshowtime Any acts interested in playing the next Showtime call Phonix - 07930 891028, Cee Cee - 07946 215765 or Purpose - 07703 516079.

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he evening started with finding the location, which wasn’t actually hard as it’s well signposted to the Battersea barge. I found myself walking down an alley with the Thames to my left, surrounded with history, overlooked by the gargantuan cathedral of art deco, that shining example of civic pride (and the largest brick building in western Europe) the Battersea power station, its four chimneys disappearing into the night. I wound my way through the passage quite excited nervous at what was to come passed several moored boats that shimmered in the night lit, by the

the next few hours, alive already with the crack and hum of patrons, cocooned by the boat, windows overlooking the river, tables and chairs arranged, a small stage at the bow waiting almost expectantly for the show, ready to embrace then thrust its occupiers into the audiences souls. I retired to the upper level of the boat for the Champagne reception (Ooh, get you! - Ed) and to meet the guest, acts and salubrious five judges who had been tasked with the most difficult of roles - the appraisal of one’s peers. Meeting amongst others the host and organiser of the London cabaret

“I made the mistake of paying for Ghost Story at the Lyceum - I could have gone to 10 cabarets for the money, and been in a better atmosphere. . .” reflected light bouncing off the river from the buildings that guarded the opposite bank and beyond. On nearing the barge I encountered two large dogs. The owner didn’t seem too bothered and, being in my nice formal clothes, I was in no mood to pet them - given the amount of barking it didn’t look they wanted petting. I don’t think they realised that no amount of barking would scare me away from completing my mission and, knowing they would come off worst, I ventured past with one eye on them as they followed! Some moments later I was standing in front of the barge - welcomed by a fire-breathing woman about nine feet high waving flaming wands at me she boomed ”Welcome to the London cabaret awards!” Later I snuck on shore for a breath of air and, ok, a cigarette, (giving up!) and had a chat while watching the night time performance as she lit up the sky. On entering the barge from a starboard side another warm greeting (not flaming), coat and bag removed, seating explained and understood, I took in my home for

awards Paul L Martin, clean cut, articulate -enticingly so - in a welltailored purple velvet blazer (possibly Moschino (should have asked)) Paul emitted a glow, warming the hearts of guests and artists alike with an electrifying smile, eyes that burnt into your your very being. Kool with a capital “K” charming, friendly, attentive. Everything you could ask for in a good host, in fact. Paul put together a ceremony spiced up with a wonder of delights from London cabaret scene, a true entertainer. And on mentioning Paul I must mention Vanessa Pope (host and organiser) looking amazing and so well organised. Even though she wasn’t one of the performers she stole the show for me in the outfit department, looks too for that matter. Vanessa managed to look super sexy whilst carrying off a curvaceous style and a dignity, that only few women can, splashed with charm, a smile that made you feel warm inside, eyes that you wanted to sink into… Ok I’ll stop there... Back to the awards, and we took our seats. A mixture of awards and acts followed, four fems on the 8

Thames wowed us with their retro charm and sexy chrome mic’s almost like dipping your toe into a late 40’s early 50’s radio show, their faultless, well-polished performance looked effortless, funny, and with perfect harmonies they were the cherry on top of the cream cake of cabaret. Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer, a very dapper chap indeed in tweed well-trimmed moustache, banjo in hand tickled the crowed with 20’s and 30’s takes on contemporary tunes and the boat rocked as the people clapped and tapped their feet to the sounds of Mr.B. The acts and awards were woven together by host Jamie Anderson who did a sparkling job, constantly entertaining without even catching a breath. These awards were not just to recognise the professional creatives of Cabaret, but also to remind us that for usually under £10.00 you can drink, eat, have fun, and relax without the stuffy overcrowded and overpriced theatre experience - trust me, I made the mistake of paying to see Ghost Story at the Lyceum - I could have had 10 cabarets for the same money in a more chilled out and bubbly atmosphere. This is art for the masses, I say. Such an amazing night was had by all, we came alive bound together on a voyage of wondrous delights. Injected, infused with laughter and warmth, just like that feeling you have after a good meal, or that cake you eat but know you shouldn’t have, one of complete contentment, knowing you want a little more. I loved every minute, feeling welcomed and loved as part of an experience that adds to my growing understanding of what it is to give, to perform. Lighting up the world, with the gift of entertainment. What more perfect venue could there have been, as we sailed through the charming saucy seas of London cabaret within the Battersea barge - a world unto itself, a tardis filled with history and blurry echoes of previous incarnations.

words and pix, zac@inphotopia.com

DarkZac has an evocative night on the river at the London Cabaret Awards. . .

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ello and welcome back to all my friends and followers. Hold on a minute, I’ll have to turn Slash and Myles down – I can’t hear myself type. That’s better, now what was I going to say. Ah yes, Easter. That time of year when bunnies and lambs start frolicking, the sun gets slightly more reliable and Edith walks around with a chocolate moustache. But in order to get to Easter we have to get through the tedium that is Lent. Edith, who is hugely more Godfearing than I, tends to subscribe to the idea that to get something good, you have to balance it with “something bad”. Sort of tit for tat I suppose. Anyway, the morning after pancake day I’m tipping a generous slug of Baileys over my cornflakes and the familiar words ring in my ears, “So what are you giving up for Lent this year?” I deflect this by answering, “What are you giving up for Lent then?” Edith glints, “Asparagus”. “But you don’t eat asparagus” I counter, “Won’t God be cross?” Edith looks deflated. “Why don’t you give up biscuits?” I suggest helpfully (thinking of the packet of chocolate Hobnobs I was planning on not sharing that evening). Edith throws me a scornful ‘You don’t get me that easily’ look. “I know, I’ll give up hogging the swings in the park”, she says decisively, “Now you. Why don’t you give up getting dressed in the dark?” she says, raising one eyebrow at my choice of attire. I play for time by drinking the Baileys at the bottom of the bowl. Actually, what I want to give up is this tedious Twitter thing I started last month, but I feel I ought to give it a bit more time to ripen, as it were. Twitter seems to me to provide a mouthpiece for people who like nothing better than to listen to the sound of their own voice to make random, occasionally witty, comments.

Facebook, for all its faults, at least provides a whole conversation whereas following a conversation in Twitter involves jumping about from tweet to tweet like a demented chorakee bird. And unlike Facebook, most of the tweeters who appear in my feed are total strangers. Admittedly the problem may stem from the fact that I’m not very good at it and haven’t given it enough attention (doing it on my phone is a nightmare as I can’t see to read the screen) and I

grandson’s Wii and I’m disappointed that technology hasn’t advanced enough for me to take her with me in my pocket. On the music front this month, I was delighted to be reunited with the lovely Girlschool at the Garage, Islington. Now the longest-running all female rock band, they played to a mainly

“Having stumbled across Wii Bowling Night at The Ship, it occurred to me that I could keep fit and get drunk at the same time - perfect” actually have a life. Still, I’m not giving up just yet so I still have to find something to give up to shut Edith up. Eventually I decide to give up my addiction to ‘Embarrassing Bodies’ – but only until Easter mind you. This brave choice obviously left me with a huge gap in my life on Monday evenings, so I hunted round for something exciting to fill the void in my life. I stumbled (quite literally) across Wii Bowling Night in the Ship (www.theshipcroydon.com). Excellent, I thought, I can keep fit and get drunk all at the same time – perfect. Every Monday, teams of up to four people gather round the huge screen and battle it out for a prize – Marstons have agreed to stump up an impressive reward of £100 for the team who win the tournament. So far we’ve had a couple of practice nights which have involved me getting completely trounced by people who have obviously played before and much hilarity at the avatars of Ship regulars who pop up on the screen. I do have my own avatar but she lives on Edith’s Girlschool 10

male audience (hooray, no queues for the ladies). The girls stormed through an energetic set of old favourites and proved that you can look fantastic at 50+, not that I ever had any doubt about that myself! I’m back in Islington later this month to see my new favourite band – Tracer (more on that next month). Anyway, my advice to you all for a long and active life like mine is dance like it hurts, love like you need the money, and work when people are watching, or something along those lines. Follow me on Twitter @MayHarbinger. If you can be bothered.

pix: Dark Angel Photography

Septuagenarian agony aunt cum rock mutton Auntie May ponders the vagaries of Lent and Twitter. . .

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A Reviews from the Outer Rim Special on cult film ‘The Room’ with producer and director Tommy Wiseau and co-producer Greg Sestero in attendance. . .

eviews From The Outer Rim recently attended a special screening of cult sensation The Room at The Prince Charles Cinema as part of a series of Q&A screenings with the films co-producer/actor Greg Sestero and director/writer/producer/actor Tommy Wiseau. Screening of this film always attracts a dedicated audience. Tommy and Greg mingled with fans in the lobby, many in fancy dress: Men in tuxedos, women in skimpy red dresses. On the surface this might seem quite normal, but in the context of the film and its story these details have special significance that only fans may notice. The Room tells the story of a love triangle between femme fatale Lisa, her naive boyfriend Johnny, and his best friend Mark. As Lisa and Mark engage on their affair, others get dragged down into the deceit. Sounds like a

active nature of its audience. As Tommy and Greg took to the stage, the crowd went berserk. What followed was less a Q&A and more a surreal stand-up with the questions being seemingly excuses to make jokes about the film, but no one seemed bothered. Tommy Wiseau was playing to the crowd, giving them the mad-cap persona that has grown with his public appearances. Pseudofilm quotes (“You’re tearing me apart London!”), Shakespeare recitals (we got The Tempest), audience members getting on stage for hugs, all were encouraged. As a collective we even joined in a rendition of Happy Birthday for one lucky patron. Greg’s occasional input was welcomed: the ‘straight guy’ to Tommy’s craziness. But I wondered, was Tommy’s crazy persona fake, conjured up to create a growing reputation? Are the films faults genuine or intentional? Many films have

Infamous for its wooden acting and absurd dialogue, ‘The Room’ has been labelled by critics, and even fans, as the ‘best worst movie ever’. . . standard generic drama? Yet many of the films critics and even fans have labelled it the ‘best worst movie ever’. The film is infamous for its wooden acting, absurd dialogue and endless list of inconsistencies. But what is interesting about The Room is how it rises above all this. If this article serves one purpose, it is to say this: The Room is something that has to be experienced. It is easy to see why it has become a cult hit. Comparisons can be made with other cult icons such as The Rocky Horror Show. In both cases, audiences attend in costume. In both cases, dialogue is both quoted as well as added during the screening. In both cases, audience members bring their own props and use them during the screening. For the uninitiated, beware! You may occasionally be hit by an American football or even brief squalls of plastic spoons! I, amateurishly, had not brought anything, but a friendly neighbour, noticing my plight, offered me some spoons. That’s the kind of group this is; a welcoming community. Therefore not only does The Room earn its cult status from its so-called ‘trashy’ reputation, but also for the

become more profitable as flops than as hits. This seemed a valid point considering Wiseau’s claim that everything in the film was done meretriciously, and if the film was made with good intentions, does its creator genuinely like the irony of its audience? After securing an exclusive interview we were able to ask these questions. I will begin by saying that Tommy Wiseau is entirely genuine. He’s mad; and trying to pin him down on specific topics is almost impossible. Tommy is his own man and proud of his work. At one point I was told that ‘you and other media are bashing me, but they [the audience] are out there so I hope when you write down the article correctly, you say that we love audience! We love audience! We love UK! We have groovy time! Don’t ask stupid questions! Etc etc!’ Always half joking and half serious, the interview was difficult to manage as Tommy flipped between being deeply analytical to easily distracted; stopping once to discuss the prospect of a ‘spicy wiener’ and again so he could sign an autograph. It was clear that this was a man who plays by his own rules and 12

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doesn’t care what people think. The relationship between the film’s quality and intent is just as mysterious. Despite Tommy’s denial, many faults seem unintentional. When asked about whether they appreciated the film’s negative reputation both men quickly dismissed any criticism. Greg summed up their response well; “It’s a cinematic experience. You can’t look at it otherwise. It’s an event, you just let it exist as its own entity... I think if you just look at the film in the usual parameters you’re just wasting your time.” The Room has clearly evolved beyond its humble beginnings. Perhaps Wiseau was in control of it at first, but its audience has clearly taken the lead and adapted the film for their own needs. As much as they may laugh at the film though, they also seem to be cheering it on. In an age of glossy yet cold blockbusters, this audience sees something noble in the passion and determination that has gone into making this underdog film. Perhaps this explains why Wiseau and Sestero embrace the films reputation, and welcome new fans with open arms... To read a full version of Reviews From The Outer Rim’s interview with Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero, including information on future plans, visit www.reviewsfromtheouterrim.com.

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Twitter tech, tips and transgressions from Stephanie Darkes. . .

elcome to the not-sonerdy world of Stephanie Darkes, your no nonsense music & Social Media go-to-girl. March has rumbled by in a whirl of pasties, pipe dreams and dodgy Olympics statistics. I want to avoid the politics and talk about something that appears to be of importance on Twitter, and that is popularity. Let’s take a look at the most popular Tweeters* (*disclaimer, I removed myself from all lists to make room for those whose egos need more massaging...). I have to admit that I don’t follow many at

moment, she can’t really be that interesting can she? 5. Aston Kutcher (the eye candy) Ashton’s numbers increased drastically post Demi Moore break up, I followed him for a while but all he seemed to talk about was saving whales – Obviously trying hard to be a nice guy *Yawn*. At this point you will be saying “but they’re all American” yes folks, we may be a mighty little Island but ‘little’ is the operative word and in the world stakes the Yanks outnumber us quite substantially. So to counteract the very American top leaderboard, here is the top five as published in The

Number 4 in the ‘Popular Tweeters’ list: Kim Bloody Kardashian. She can’t really be that interesting, can she. . ? the very top, I’m not a big ‘sleb’ watcher, but the list does make interesting reading. I was very surprised to find Coldplay at number 17 and not so surprised that GaGa made number one. Lady GaGa, this is a woman who has her monsters well and truly under control, securing her place as the Queen on Twitter. 2. Barack Obama, we all know Mr Obama is a bit of a ledge (legend) but despite certain people’s claims that his is out of favour, he’s obviously got plenty of monsters of his own. 3. Britney Spears, just as everyone likes a bit of car crash TV, I’m sure that most of her followers hang on with baited breath waiting for the meltdown (maybe that’s unkind but when was the last record she released?) 4. Kim ‘bloody’ Kardashian who seems to be EVERYWHERE at the

Independent on Thursday 1st March: Richard Branson, everyone wants tips from this self-made multi billionaire, he first appeared on Twitter in 2008 and recently bought shares in the company, and he is a social media force to be reckoned with. When asked what the biggest regret of his career was in a recent interview, he replied: "Not starting Twitter." - Oh Richard, you don’t have enough fingers for all of the pies! Sarah Brown, wife of Gordon. From Prime Ministers wife to passionate campaigner, Sarah has a huge Twitter following (but she does make a very surprising number two). Alan Carr ‘chatty man’ chats incessantly on Twitter and goes down a storm, I enjoy Alan Carr’s Tweets, he’s a national 14

treasure. Ricky Gervais. I have to admit that I don’t find him funny but apparently lots of people on Twitter do, I guess now that he is an Academy Awards staple host his appeal has skyrocketed. Rob Brydon said Twitter was like a community but it had also opened him up to 'the most incredible abuse’, yet this didn’t stop him using Twitter to announce the birth of his 5th child... Check them out for yourself: http://wefollow.com/top http://twittercounter.com/pages/1 00 http://twitaholic.com/ www.independant.co.uk Speaking of Ashton Kutcher... Recently I read that Ashton Kutcher is set to play Steve Jobs in Kutcher

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a film about his life. Having only seen pictures of him in his later years I thought that Steve Jobs would be pretty chuffed with that bit of casting and then I found these pictures (prev page)… Can you see the similarities? I know who I’d rather watch. . . And speaking of ‘slebs’ on Twitter... Madonna made her one and only appearance on Twitter at the end of March to defend herself over allegations that she was glorifying drug use. DeadMau5 took exception to Madonna saying "How many people in this crowd have seen Molly," at a recent performance in Miami. The Twitter row was watched by millions but Mau5 was left deflated when Madonna tweeted: "I was referring to the song 'Have You Seen Molly?', written by my friend Cedric Gervais who I almost worked with on my new album." Madonna has a new album out MDNA - it has nothing to do with

drugs, honestly. Important changes for Facebook If you’re using facebook for business you might have noticed that your page has now bcome a timeline! “Oh no” you gasp “not more changes!” Yes, ‘fraid so, the folks at Facebook like to turn everything on its head every now and again to keep us users on our toes. But don’t be scared, the new timeline is actually pretty good, so relax and embrace it. I won’t bore you with all the details but here is a list of the key changes: Goodbye landing pages and email data capture! Facebook certainly know how to dominate a market, a lot of companies don’t use mailing lists any more, they rely solely on social media to talk to their clients. Facebook has now removed the ability to collect email addresses via your landing page / or direct them to one of your apps. Now you have to engage with your Timeline content.

Hello cover image - you now have some prime real estate at the top of your page – so make it stand out! See the notes below for more information. Your fans can now message you directly - I LOVE this feature, you can now speak to your fans directly. It’s a great opportunity to build relationships, encourage interaction and enhance your community. Your tabs are now apps and can be found under your timeline on the left. Shiny new admin panel making it far easier to keep track of activity, monitor the effectiveness of posts, pick up messages & learn about fans. You can pin and highlight posts making it easier to direct your fans to the posts you want them to see. If you need help or for more information, visit my blog www.getyourbusinesstalking.co.uk Connect with me on Twitter @stephaniedarkes

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This has been a very emotional issue; I’ve been scared, nostalgic, almost brought to tears and questioned my own sanity. And that was just The Muppets... The Artist Transcending international boundaries but in a dead medium, The Artist was an obvious risk. As a tribute to silent cinema, it uses techniques of acting, expression and filming that made it unique of its time, but The Artist is more than this - it tells of a turbulent relationship set in the merciless celebrity culture of yesteryear. Silent screen legend George Valentin (Jean Dujardin) befriends wannabe chorus girl Peppy Miller (Bérénice Bejo), but with the advent of ‘talkies’ Valentin’s career plummets into obscurity whilst Peppy’s stardom skyrockets. As Valentin struggles with his own pride and depression, Peppy desperately tries to save her idol from himself. Jean Dujardin makes this movie his own with his tragic and powerful portrayal of a falling star (well, him and Uggie the dog: who is totally awesome!), furthermore the choice to opt for a platonic attraction between the main characters rather than a simplistic love story provides them with depth. The Artist goes beyond a nostalgia trip for silent movie fans, it emphasises the era’s strengths, the innocence and almost dream-like quality of its storytelling while at the same time providing a universally touching and profound story whose scope is only widened by its silence.

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The Woman in Black Cinema seems to be loving its return to the haunted house genre recently. Now consider horror giants Hammer getting involved and you’ve really got something worth taking notice of. This is Daniel Radcliffe’s first outing since the Harry Potter franchise. Add to this pressure the story’s existing popularity on stage and as a book, this could have been a disaster, sending Radcliffe packing to the realm of forgotten childhood stars. Solicitor Arthur Kipps (Radcliffe) is assigned work on an isolated estate. The locals are fearful of his arrival, and quite rightly, for Kipps soon spots a mysterious lady in black, a spectre whose sightings have always awakened a terrible curse. This is an old school ‘spooky’ film with plenty of chills. It slowly creates atmosphere and vividly embraces its supernatural elements early on. This coupled with its use of beautiful period sets and costumes give the film a classically spine-tingling gothic feel, but it is ultimately a paint-by-numbers ghost film (complete with eerie Victorian dolls). Furthermore despite the fact that it escapes many trappings of modern horror such as gore, it embraces others such as cheap ‘stuff jumping out of you’ tactics which, although they work well at times, are overdone.

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The Muppets MUPPETS!!!! That’s right folks, move over CGI because they’re back. Remember when childrens entertainment was innocent and not about grooming them for consumer culture? Well the muppets have returned to show that you can still get away with a puppet made out of felt and cardboard. After discovering that The Muppet Studios are to be destroyed, three fans must persuade the legendary entertainers to reform, however after years apart, not to mention being out of the public eye, can the muppets reform..? ...And does the world still want them? I got a tad emotional watching this! The various stories of what the muppets have been doing since their split (ranging from selling-out to therapy!) makes the film borderline depressing at times, but these more mature aspects are well conceived and outweighed by that sharp humour and charm that the muppets radiate. Combined, these elements provide stability. The only nagging negative is that some of the songs are simply naff. Apart from that this movie is a triumphant return to the simplicity of the earlier muppet films and was clearly a labour of love for all involved. As a nostalgia trip for adults and introduction for children, The Muppets rules!

A Dangerous Method The odd thing about this film is it approaches the edge of perfection. As a look into the early years of the Psychoanalytical movement it is intriguingly analytical itself, adding new dimensions to the history. Furthermore with ‘Body Horror’ director David Cronenberg at the helm, who better to present it? The film tackles the famous breakdown between Carl Jung (Michael Fassbender) and Sigmund Freud ( Viggo Mortensen), but adds the often overlooked role that Sabina Spielrein (patient of Jung and later psychoanalyst) and her affair with Jung had. Despite the fact that Keira Knightley (Spielrein) is out of her depth here, she just manages to tread water (even with an awful Russian accent). Whilst both Mortensen and Fassbender play their roles superbly, the character of Freud is barely touched upon. This seems part of the stunt in character development , which opts for symbolic roles rather than sympathetic beings. Furthermore the two main story elements (the Jung-Spielrein and Freud-Jung relationships) seem forced into a coherent causality. Ultimately A Dangerous Method ends up being almost too analytical: cold, rational and often void of emotion. This burdening flaw makes what is otherwise a fascinating characterdriven drama difficult to engage with. Which is a pity.

The Raven • The Devil Inside • John Carter • Iron Sky For more film reviews visit www.reviewsfromtheouterrim.com.

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Reviews From The Outer Rim recently attended ‘Jay and Silent Bob Get Old’ at The Hammersmith Apollo: Featuring the recording of a live podcast from director/actor Kevin Smith and actor Jason Mewes. For an article on the event, visit www.revewsfromtheouterrim.com. Also, this month sees the re-release of James Camerons tear-jerking classic Titanic on the 5th of April. Only this time you can watch the romantic nautical disaster in glorious 3D.

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What’s On - Regular Every Day / Monthly Events: Every Day: • Theatre: New Gold Friday 13th April until 29th April. Critically-acclaimed SignDance Theatre International perform their Olympic and Paralympic inspired production following four unlikely characters in their search for 'gold' A playful, witty and completely irreverent look at competition and winning. The evening also includes performances of Half A Penny with music from the band Dead Days Beyond Help. Usual times but special ticket prices for this show: £10/ £8 concs presented in association with Handprint Theatre who will be performimg Soapy Sam for children on various dates. For more info please visit www.warehousetheatre.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8680 4060 The Warehouse Theatre, Dingwall Road, Croydon CR0 2NF. • Museum: Dickens & London 9 Dec 2011 - 10 June 2012. Celebrate the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles Dickens in the first major UK exhibition for over 40 years. Recreating the atmosphere of Victorian London through sound and projections, you'll be taken on a haunting journey to discover the city that inspired his writings. Paintings, photographs, costume and objects will illustrate themes that Dickens wove into his works, while rarely seen manuscripts including Bleak House and David Copperfield – written in the author’s own hand – will offer clues to his creative genius. During your visit you'll discover how Dickens' childhood experiences of London, working in a blacking factory whilehis father was locked away in a debtor's prison, were introduced into the stories he wrote. The great social questions of the 19th century, including wealth and poverty, prostitution, childhood mortality and philanthropy, will also be examined, all of which set the scene for Dickens' greatest works. Highlights of the exhibition will include an innovative audio-visual experience bringing to life the desk and chair where Dickens worked on his novels, and a specially commissioned film by one of the UK’s leading documentary filmmakers, William Raban, which will explore the similarities between London after dark today and the night time city described by Dickens over 150 years ago. Adult £8 (£7 advance booking) Child/concession £6 (£5 advance booking) Museum of London, 150 London Wall London EC2Y 5HN, tel: 020 7001 9844 email: info@museumoflondon.org.uk www.museumoflondon.org.uk/dickens

• Market: Surrey Street (Not Sunday) London’s oldest continuously running market since 1276, with fruit and veg, bits and pieces, meat and fish, hot food, all sorts. Use it or lose it, people. Open Mon-Sat from ridiculously early... Surrey Street, Croydon www.surreystreetmarket.com • Museum: Museum Of Croydon Monday - Saturday, 11am - 5pm (Closed Sundays and Bank Holidays) Permanent Galleries: Croydon History - Follow the story of Croydon from 1800 to now. The Riesco Collection of Chinese Ceramics is on permanent display in the Riesco Gallery at Croydon Clocktower. The Croydon Art Collection contains over 2000 paintings, prints and drawings. Depictions of local scenes and landmarks are stored alongside works by Henry Moore, Bridget Riley and Bengali poet Rabindranath Tagore. Museum Of Croydon, Clocktower, Katharine Street • Wildlife: Beaver Waterworld We at deep are HUGE fans of Beaver Waterworld, and not just because of the amusing name. They’ve got birds, beavers, lizards, snakes, crocodiles, tons of other animals. A registered charity, BWW is also a rehoming centre. “Our aim at Beaver Water World Reptile Zoo is to be a refuge - a Noah's Ark for rare and rescued reptiles”. Open EVERY Day except Xmas Day - 10am to 5pm. Adults - £4.00, Children - £3.00. Beaver Water World, Waylands Farm, Approach Road, Tatsfield, Nr. Westerham. Kent. TN16 2JT, Tel: 01959 577747. www.beaverwaterworld.com • Farm: Fanny’s Farm To complement Beaver Waterworld... Farmshop, Tearooms and tea gardens, Childrens play area, Florists, Chickens, pigs and sheep, The famous treehouse, Landscape garden/garden centre, chickens, 2 new vietnamese pot bellied pigs - Burt and Ernie - and sheep. Fanny's Farm Shop, is the perfect place to enjoy a cream tea, fresh coffee or a ploughman's lunch featuring local cheeses. Fanny's features a wide range of local produce to buy, including jam and marmalade, honey, floral arrangements, pickle, mustards, fresh vegetables, bacon and eggs, cakes and handmade gifts. Open - 9.00am to 6.00pm every day including bank holidays, although we do stop serving teas at 5.00pm. Fannys Farm Shop, MarkEdge Lane, Merstham, Surrey RH1 3AW email: fanny@fannysfarmshop.co.uk Tel: 01737 554444 http://fannysfarmshop.co.uk 21

1st Monday of the month: • Music: Folk/Blues Singers & Musicians Night No need to book just come along to sing and play! £3. Croydon Folk and Blues Club, Ruskin House, 23 Coombe Road, Croydon, CR0 1BD. www.croydonfolkclub.org.uk 020 8660 5919 or 0770 3210 795

1st Wednesday: • Quiz: Wendy’s Wednesday Quiz Fun and fab pub quiz. 8pm. £1 per person. Loads of prizes including bonus prizes for the excellent ‘music bingo’ round. The Odd Shoe, 24 Park Street, Croydon • Music: Live Jazz Live jazz every first Wednesday of the month. 8pm-10.45pm (bar opens at 7pm). Generally £9. See daily what’s on or visit the website for who’s playing. Sylvie’s Place, Warlingham Jazz Club, Croydon PO Athletic and Social Club, Trenham Drive, Warlingham, CR6 9RU. 01883 622269. www.sylviesplace.co.uk

1st Thursday: • Live Music: The New Delta Big Band From Ellington to Herman, big band jazz at its best! 8.15-11pm. FREE! The Lord Napier, 111 Beaulah Road, Thornton Heath, CR7. 020 8653 2286. • Gay: Quiz Monthly quiz night. The Bird In Hand, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0 2EL. 020 8683 3104 www.birdinhand.uk.com • Music: Rob’s Musical Zoo Unplugged music. 8.30pm. The Dog and Bull, Surrey Street, Croydon • Quiz: The Stag and Hounds Hosted by wonderful Wendy - £1pp. 9pm. The Stag and Hounds, 26 Selsdon Road South Croydon CR2 6PB 020 8686 0007

1st Friday: • Club: Groove On Funk club. Upstairs at The Treehouse, 78 High Street, Croydon, CR0 1DP, 020 8688 9837. • Poetry: Poets Anonymous Friday Poetry at the Fairfield Hotel Bar, 1 Lansdowne Road, Croydon, Surrey CR9 2BN. Floor spots. From 8pm. £2 waged, £1 unwaged. Contact Peter for further details; peter@poetsanon.org.uk, 020 8645 9956.

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What’s On - Regular Monthly Events: 1st Saturday:

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• Club: Boogie Nights 8pm - Midnight Bar open for food and drink from 6.30pm £5 Disco only £10 Disco and Curry Combo (Curry £7.50 on own) Boogie Nights is the newest and funkiest night in Caterham! DJ John Lazenby plays the tunes you know and love and is guaranteed to get you on the dance floor. Housed in our new look Studio, youll be transported to the golden era of Disco. Dress to impress and be prepared to dance all night long! Free ticket for the best dressed! Booking line: 01883 330380. More info email info@the-arc-caterham.co.uk or visit www.the-arc-caterham.co.uk The Arc, 39 Weston Drive, Caterham, Surrey, CR3 5XY

• Group: Croydon Writers Writing group. 7.45pm. New Members welcome.. Annual membership - £16.00 Meetings - £2 per meeting for members, £4 per meeting for non members. More info from www.croydonwriters.org.uk The Library, Croydon Cloctower, Katharine Street, Croydon

• Poetry: Poets Anonymous Saturday Poetry in the Primary Room, United Reformed Church, Addiscombe Grove, Croydon, Surrey, CR0 5LP. 2.304.00pm. £2.00. Bring your poetry to read and share. Contact Peter for further details; peter@poetsanon.org.uk, 020 8645 9956 • Music: DJ Rob Delta Playing Funk, blues, soul and psychedelia. FREE entry! The Green Dragon, 58-60 High St, Croydon CR0 1NA

1st Sunday: • Green: Heathfield Ecology Centre Normally open from around 10 o'clock until about 5 o'clock (or dusk, whichever is sooner) on the 1st and 3rd Sunday of each month except for 1st January or when there is another event. Established in 1997 and operates out of the Old Orchard in the grounds of Heathfield House. The centre raises awareness of Croydon's green heritage and helps to preseve the borough's biodiversity. For full details of activities and membership visit www.heathfield-ecology.org.uk The Old Orchard, Heathfield, Coombe Lane, Croydon CR0 5RH • Music: ‘The Ukelele & Other Machines’ Ukelele Jam A relaxed, informal ukulele play-along session where you are the band! Everyone joins in, playing songs from our own songbook, from 60s classics to Bon Jovi, Radiohead, The Smiths and everything in between. Bring your own ukulele if you have one but we do have a couple of spares if you want to try it out. Absolutely all abilities welcome, from complete novices to good players. Everyone can play something, we guarantee it! See “the ukulele & Other Machines” site www.ukulele.website.orange.co.uk for more details and link to all our songs. Green Dragon, 58-60 High St, Croydon CR0 1NA. 1st and 3rd Sunday of month, 7:30pm to 10-00pm, upstairs bar

2nd Tuesday: • Comedy: Comedy Night with host Gareth and guest comedians. From 8.30pm. The Royal Standard, 1 Sheldon Street, Croydon, CR0 1SS, 020 8688 9749 For more events, find us on facebook! • Music: Folk Music Live folk band - occasionally this event doesn’t occur so please check with the pub that it’s on before heading out, or just go down there anyway, it’s a nice proper pub. The Two Brewers, 221 Gloucester Road, Croydon CR0 2DW, 020 8684 3544 • Event: Antiques Fair Sunbury antiques is the largest and longest running bi-weekly market in the country Opening hours - 9.00-14.00 (Trade from 6.30). Free entry for punters! Organiser: Sunbury Antiques, 01932 230946 or www.kemptonantiques.com. edwardcruttenden@kemptonantiques.com For more details see www.kempton.co.uk or call 01932 782292. Kempton Park Racecourse, Staines Road East, Sunbury on Thames, Middlesex, TW16 5AQ Direct Train from Clapham Junction to Kempton Park - 200 yards from course

2nd Wednesday: • Comedy: - NEW! 10 acts all hosted by Sarah Iles - Mix of new and established acts performing open mic comedy. 8 - 10:30pm. FREE! Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk

2nd Thursday: • Live Music: The Brian Hetherington Jazz Band Listen or jive to the authentic rythyms of New Orleans! 8.15-11pm. FREE! The Lord Napier, 111 Beaulah Road, Thornton Heath, CR7. 020 8653 2286.

3rd Monday: • Music: Folk/Blues Singers & Musicians Night No need to book just come along to sing and play! £3. Croydon Folk and Blues Club, Ruskin House, 23 Coombe Road, Croydon, CR0 1BD. www.croydonfolkclub.org.uk 020 8660 5919 or 0770 3210 795

3rd Tuesday: • History: East Surrey Family History Society Meetings on 3rd Tuesday of the month in the small hall of East Croydon United Reformed Church. Doors Open at 7.30 pm and the meeting starts at 8.00pm. See daily what’s on for details of this month’s talk / event. East Croydon United Reformed Church, Addiscombe Grove, Croydon CR0 5LP

3rd Thursday: • Music: The New Delta Big Band From Ellington to Herman, big band jazz at its best! 8.15-11pm. FREE! The Lord Napier, 111 Beaulah Road, Thornton Heath, CR7. 020 8653 2286. • Gay: Quiz The Bird In Hand, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0 2EL, 020 8683, 3104 www.birdinhand.co.uk.

3rd Friday: • Music: DJ Rob Delta PLAYING A CORNUCOPIA OF SOUNDS INCLUDING 50 2S 60 2S 70 2S , BLUES , SOUL , FUNK , ROCK , JAZZ , PSYCHEDELIA . EVERY 3RD FRIDAY AT THEE OVAL TAVERN. FREE! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, Surrey, CR0 6BR Tel: 020 8686 6023, http://ovaltavern.co.uk

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What’s On - Regular Weekly Events: 3rd Saturday: • Music: DJ Rob Delta Playing Funk, blues, soul and psychedelia. FREE entry! The Green Dragon, 58-60 High St, Croydon CR0 1NA

3rd Sunday: • Group: Heathfield Ecology Centre Normally open from around 10 o'clock until about 5 o'clock (or dusk, whichever is sooner) on the 1st and 3rd Sunday of each month except for 1st January or when there is another event. Established in 1997 and operates out of the Old Orchard in the grounds of Heathfield House. The centre raises awareness of Croydon's green heritage and helps to preseve the borough's biodiversity. For full details of activities and membership visit www.heathfield-ecology.org.uk The Old Orchard, Heathfield, Coombe Lane, Croydon CR0 5RH • Music: ‘The Ukelele & Other Machines’ Ukelele Jam A relaxed, informal ukulele play-along session where you are the band! Everyone joins in, playing songs from our own songbook, from 60s classics to Bon Jovi, Radiohead, The Smiths and everything in between. Bring your own ukulele if you have one but we do have a couple of spares if you want to try it out. Absolutely all abilities welcome, from complete novices to good players. Everyone can play something, we guarantee it! See “the ukulele & Other Machines” website http://ukulele.website.orange.co.uk for more details and link to all our songs. Green Dragon 58-60 High St, Croydon CR0 1NA 1st and 3rd Sunday of month, 7:30pm to 10-00pm, upstairs bar.

4th Tuesday: • Live Music: Open Mic Simon Hughes's blues and acoustic Open Mike nights. We let you entertain us! From 8.30pm. FREE! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, East Croydon, CR0 6BR www.ovaltavern.co.uk • Event: Antiques Fair Sunbury antiques is the largest and longest running bi-weekly market in the country Opening hours - 9.00-14.00 (Trade from 6.30). Free entry for punters! Organiser: Sunbury Antiques, 01932 230946 or www.kemptonantiques.com. edwardcruttenden@kemptonantiques.com

For more details see www.kempton.co.uk or call 01932 782292. Kempton Park Racecourse, Staines Road East, Sunbury on Thames, Middlesex, TW16 5AQ Direct Train from Clapham Junction to Kempton Park - 200 yards from course

4th Thursday: • Live Music: The Brian Hetherington Jazz Band Listen or jive to the authentic rythyms of New Orleans! 8.15-11pm. FREE! The Lord Napier, 111 Beaulah Road, Thornton Heath, CR7. 020 8653 2286.

4th Saturday: • Music: DJ BennyManyHats Playing the way only Benny can. The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, East Croydon, CR0 6BR www.ovaltavern.co.uk

Last Monday: • Science: Cafe Scientifique Free talks and discussions with a scientist on a subject of topical interest on the last Monday of each month from 18:30 to 20:00 in the Braithwaite Hall (Croydon Clocktower, Katharine Street, Croydon) no ticket necessary.

Last Tuesday: • Music: Live Jazz Jazz on the Last Tuesday of Every Month at 8.30 PM. See www.jazznet.co.uk for who’s on. The Golden Lion, 116 Sydenham Road London SE26 5JX, Tel: 020 8778 6859 Car Parking at rear of Pub www.jazznet.co.uk

Last Thursday: • Quiz: The Bedford Tavern From 7pm. £2 per person - all proceeds to local charities. Great prizes inc. drink vouchers for winners. The Bedford Tavern, 16 Sydenham Road, Croydon CR0 2EF. 020 8688 2584

Last Friday: • Club: Histree House Last Friday of the month. Old-skool house. Open til 3am. Free entry for Treehouse diners, otherwise £5. Upstairs at The Treehouse, 78 High Street, Croydon, CR0 1DP, 020 8688 9837 www.treehousepeople.com 23

• Music: Party Night Last Friday of the month.R’n’B, Soul, Funk, Reggae, Hip Hop past and present. FREE! The Windmill, 224 St James’ Road, Croydon CR0 2BW, 020 8684 2272 www.thewindmillcroydon.com

................................. Every Monday: • Quiz: Green Dragon Wendy’s marvellous pub quiz. 8pm every Monday. Jackpot round! £1.50 in, winning team gets the cash. Green Dragon, High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA • Music: Community Choir 6pm, upstairs. The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA www.myspace.com/greendragonpub • Games: Poker Night Poker at the Jolly Farmers. The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Games: Poker and Darts From 8.30pm. The Two Brewers, 221 Gloucester Road, Croydon CR0 2DW, 020 8684 3544 • Club: Soap Company DJs 50% off all drinks (excluding champagne) from 7pm til midnight. Free entry before 10pm. With exotic sounds, altered grooves and alien beats from The Soap Co DJs.. Black Sheep Bar, 68 High St, CR0. 020 8680 2233. www.blacksheepbar.com www.myspace.com/blacksheepbar • Group: Croydon Natural History and Scientific Society meets on most Monday evenings from 19:45 at the Small Hall of the United Reform Church in Addiscombe Grove, East Croydon. For more information about the society go to www.greig51.freeserve.co.uk/cnhss/index. htm#about • Quiz: Rough Trade Shop Pop Quiz 8pm-10pm £1 per team member, up to 6 in a team. Picture rounds, name that tune rounds, anagrams, bad puns (good puns?) and brain teasing musical questions from Paul Guided Missile. Prizes include wine, Rough Trade Shop Record Tokens and Cheezy Wotsits for best team name! The Lexington, 96-98 Pentonville Road London, N1 9JB. Tel: 020 7837 5371 www.thelexington.co.uk • Games: Magic the Gathering with M&M Games. The Odd Shoe, 24 Park Street, Croydon

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What’s On - Regular Weekly Events: • Music: Slow Jams, Neo Soul, Smooth Jazz NEW Jazz and Soul Bar - strictly over 25s. The Soulful Cellar, 90B High Street, Croydon CR0 1ND, 0208 688 0009 (nest to Tacolisa, opposite Il Ponte) Open Mon - Sun: 12:00 - 04:00 Facebook page: The Soulful Cellar • Games: Wii Bowling Night - NEW! Every Monday from 7pm. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon, CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810, www.theshipcroydon.com

Every Tuesday: • Music: Jazz Jam Session Every Tuesday Night at The Lord Napier Jazz Pub. All welcome. The Lord Napier, 111 Beulah Road, Thornton Heath. 020 8653 2286 • Sport: Roller Derby Monks Hill Sports Centre 9-10pm Also croydon roller derby are taking on new skaters so anyone who's Interested please contact us at fenrisflyers@gmail.com or deathpixie666@hotmail.com • Quiz: The Pembroke 8pm. 50p per person per round. Plus 2 for 1 on pizzas. The Pembroke, 12-16 Chipstead Valley Road, Coulsdon, CR5 2RA 020 8763 0800 • Quiz: The Builders Arms Fun general knowledge quiz. The Builders Arms, 65 Leslie Park Road, Croydon, CR0 6TP, 020 8654 1803 • Club: Cheap Sheep Tuesdays DJ Analog playing all your indie, rock, metal, alternative, techno, electro, drum & bass and dubstep classics! Black Sheep Bar, 68 High St, CR0. 020 8680 2233. www.blacksheepbar.com • Music: Freedom of Expression presents the best in acoustic music, comedy, poetry and magic - see daily what’s on for who’s playing when. From 8pm. FREE! The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA www.myspace.com/greendragonpub • Karaoke: The Odd Shoe Give it some welly. Every Tuesday. The Odd Shoe, 24 Park Street, Croydon • Music: Open Mic from 7.30. FREE! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, Surrey, CR0 6BR 020 8686 6023, http://ovaltavern.co.uk • Fitness: Yoga Classes Every Tuesday from 7.30pm-9pm. £5 a class for 6 sessions. Beginners welcome. 140 Brighton Road, Purley. 0208 763 2629

• Dance: Strictly Fun Dancing Ballroom Dancing every Tuesday. Beginners - 7pm. £6 Improvers - 7.45pm. £6 Social Dance - 8.30pm. £7 Buy two sessions for £11, 3 for £16. Arnham Gallery, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG. Box Office: 020 8688 9291 www.fairfield.co.uk • Community: Women-Only Swimming Sessions South Norwood pool: Tuesdays 8-10pm. The cost for a non-member adult swim is £3.30 per hour. For further information on membership, activities, prices and timetables go to www.fusionlifestyle.com/contracts/Croydon_Council • Music: Motown Hits NEW Jazz and Soul Bar - strictly over 25s. The Soulful Cellar, 90B High Street, Croydon CR0 1ND, 0208 688 0009 Open Mon - Sun: 12:00 - 04:00 Facebook page: The Soulful Cellar • Club: Croydon Outdoor Pursuits & Social Events Club (COPSE) Meets on Tuesdays from 8.15pm at the hall of South Croydon United Church, Heathfield Road by jct with Aberdeen Road for a wide range of talks, quizzes, interactive socials and for planning walks and cycles at the weekend. Club members also adjourn to the Skylark pub, South End after 10.30pm. All welcome. More information at www.copsecroydon.co.uk

Every Wednesday: • Museum: East Surrey Museum Open 10am-5pm Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays Permanent Galleries: Local History The development of our area from earliest times. It contains sections on Geology and fossils, Stone Ages, Bronze and Iron Ages, the Romans in East Surrey, an Anglo-Saxon corner, medieval times and modern history. Also stages various transient exhibitions. Admission is free but donations are welcomed. East Surrey Museum, 1 Stafford Road Caterham, CR3 6JG. 01883 340 275 www.eastsurreymuseum.org • Quiz: Mike K’s General Knowledge Quiz From 9.00pm Mike K’s general knowledge quiz, non-members welcome! Caterham Club, 10A, Croydon Road, Caterham CR36QB • Quiz: Foxley Hatch Every Wednesday from 8pm. £1 entry per person - winner takes all. Maximum 4 on a team. The Foxley Hatch, Purley 24

• Event: Talent Night Talent Night Open Mic. Every Wednesday. £200 prize! The Whyteleafe Tavern, 208 Godstone Road, Whyteleafe, CR3 0EE www.whyteleafetavern.com • Dance: Dancercise Keep fit and meet new people at this fun and friendly beginners dance class. Come and join the fun every Wednesday. 7.30pm. £3.50. Central Court, Croydon Clocktower, Katharine Street, Croydon www.croydonclocktower.org.uk • Music: Midweek Music Club Various acts. If we know who’s playing you’ll find the info in the daily what’s on... The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Dance: Swing Patrol swing dance classes, 7pm, £5. The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA www.myspace.com/greendragonpub • Club: Cake Wednesday DJ Thom Dorke playing the best in Indie, Electro and Cheese. £1 PINTS OF CARLSBERG AND OLDE ENGLISH 8PM11PM. £1 before 10pm £2 after Join our Cake Club on Facebook for guaranteed FREE entry all night http://www.facebook.com/groups/224336 347623164/ Black Sheep Bar, 68 High St, CR0. 020 8680 2233. www.blacksheepbar.com www.myspace.com/blacksheepbar • Games: Poker and Darts From 8.30pm. The Two Brewers, 221 Gloucester Road, Croydon CR0 2DW, 020 8684 3544 • Social: Croydon D&S Social Club ARE YOU DIVORCED - SEPARATED - or WIDOWED ? Stuck indoors with nowhere to go? THEN THIS IS THE CLUB FOR YOU!!! Why not come along and give it a try Plenty of Car parking spaces DISCO, DANCING and VARIOUS EVENTS during the year - Car rally, Darts Tournament, Saturday Dances, Days out, Weekends away, Outings to Warners, Yarmouth, Isle of Wight, etc. etc Whatever your age, we all get lonely Why not meet new people, make new friends and enjoy yourselves. Bring your own alcohol. No admittance after 10.00pm Smart Jeans - NO TRAINERS Membership £10 per year Wednesday Admission £3.00 Every Wednesday evening. 8-11pm. St Mary's Church hall, Wellesley Road Croydon opposite Station Road Near West Croydon Bus/Tram/Train Station. www.croydon-ds.co.uk

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What’s On - Regular Weekly Events: • Gay: Darts & Free Pool From 7pm. All welcome. The Bird In Hand, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0 2EL. 020 8683 3104 www.birdinhand.uk.com • Arts: Croydon Camera Club Croydon Camera Club meets weekly on Wednesday evenings (except in August) Start Time: 7.45pm for 8pm. Finish Time: Around 10:00pm. Tea and coffee are served during the interval. Check www.croydoncameraclub.org.uk to see what we are doing. If you are interested in photography, novice or expert, you are always welcome. . Shirley Methodist Church Hall, Eldon Avenue, Shirley, Croydon, CR0 8SD There is ample parking if you are driving. The Hall is is approximately 1.5 miles from East Croydon Station as you travel along the A232 heading towards Shirley. Alternatively buses 119, 194, 466, 198, and 130 stop close by. • Music: Soulful House NEW Jazz and Soul Bar - strictly over 25s. The Soulful Cellar, 90B High Street, Croydon CR0 1ND, 0208 688 0009 (next to Tacolisa, opposite Il Ponte) Open Mon - Sun: 12:00 - 04:00 Facebook page: The Soulful Cellar • Music: Live Music Every Wednesday from 8pm. See daily what’s on or posters in the pub for who’s playing. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 Email: ship.croydon@marstons.co.uk www.shippub.co.uk

Every Thursday: • Museum: East Surrey Museum Open 10am-5pm Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See every Wednesday. East Surrey Museum, 1 Stafford Road Caterham, CR3 6JG. 01883 340 275 www.eastsurreymuseum.org • Tattoos: Walk-In Day No need to book in advance on a Thursday only at Sims, get there early! 11am-6pm. Sims Tattoos, 69 Windmill Road, Croydon, CR0 2XR, 020 8684 6967 • Quiz: Two Brewers Fun charity quiz night from 9.30pm. Two Brewers, 221 Gloucester Road, Croydon, 020 8684 3544 • Quiz: Purley Arms Every Thursday. Purley Arms, 345 Brighton Road, South Croydon, 020 8686 3792 • Quiz: JF Big Quiz £1 per player, win prizes, league points, and maybe cash in our Open The Box game! New teams always welcome.

The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Quiz: Crown and Sceptre From 9pm. Crown and Sceptre, 32 Junction Road, South Croydon, 020 8688 8037 • Music: Unplugged Live local acoustic acts, every Thursday. The Odd Shoe, 24 Park Street, Croydon • Club: DAMMIT!! South London’s biggest rock night just got bigger! DJ ZOE URCHIN plays rock, metalcore, emo, screamo, classic rock, alternative, nu-metal, pop punk and ska. Doors 7pm til late, free entry before 10pm, CHEAP SHEEP drinks deals 7pm-10pm, £1.50 Jager shots all night. Black Sheep Bar, 68 High St, CR0. 020 8680 2233. www.blacksheepbar.com www.myspace.com/blacksheepbar • Music: Live Jazz Check monthly regular events for who’s playing when. 8.15pm to 11pm. FREE! The Lord Napier, 111 Beulah Road, Thornton Heath CR7. 020 8653 2286 • Dance: Clog Dancing Free taster sessions for newcomers to try out some lively N.W. English clog team dances - wear trainers or similar footwear. Musicians with portable acoustic instruments always welcome too. PLEASE CALL BEFORE HEADING OUT, as some Thursdays this night is not on. 8.30 pm. FREE! Call 020 8654 5211/020 8657 4056 (eves.) for details United Reformed Church Hall, corner Enmore/Cobden Road, S. Norwood • Dance: Morris Dancing North Wood Morris Men are teaching Men's Morris to complete beginners on Thursday evenings at the Scout Hut in Purley Park Road at 8.15 pm and newcomers are welcome (first call 020 8668 1830) see www.northwoodmorris.org.uk • Dance: The South East London Lindy Hop Club Come and learn to dance Lindy Hop (Jitterbug) like they did in the 1940's. No partner required and Caron and Steve specialise in helping those with two left feet get together with those with two right. Doors open 7.30pm Beginners Class 7.45pm Intermediate Class 8.30pm Freestyle (practice) 9.15pm The Royston Club, 85 Royston Road Penge, London, SE20 7QW www.52ndstreetjump.co.uk • Gay: Quiz The Bird In Hand, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0 2EL. 020 8683 3104 www.birdinhand.uk.com 25

• Burlesque / Cabaret: Tassel Club Our Thursday Show - £28 summer supper & show. £15 show only - fully seated, candle lit cabaret. Doors from 7.30pm. Contact info@thetasselclub.com or call 07981 909 177 for direct bookings for any Thursday night show. The Bath House, 8 Bishopsgate Churchyard, City of London, EC2M 3TJ • Music: Lunchtime Jazz Jazz Every Thursday Lunchtime. Starts 12.15 - 2.00 pm Admission FREE! The Clocktower Cafe, Katherine Street, Croydon, Surrey CR9 1ET • Music: Lover’s Rock & Reggae Oldies NEW Jazz and Soul Bar - strictly over 25s. The Soulful Cellar, 90B High Street, Croydon CR0 1ND, 0208 688 0009 (next to Tacolisa, opposite Il Ponte) Open Mon - Sun: 12:00 - 04:00 Facebook page: The Soulful Cellar • Music: DJ Cherrybomb From 8pm. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 Email: ship.croydon@marstons.co.uk www.shippub.co.uk • Music: Soap Co DJs Disco – Wonky – Dub -DreamPop Exotica – 70’s, 80’s, 90’s - Funk – Art Rock to name but a few from The Soap Company. 5pm – 4am. Free before 11 £3 after 18+ venue, Please remember to bring your ID to sign up to our membership system, we accept driving licenses or passports or pass logo approved cards. Dress code - Smart casual wear must be worn. We don’t allow: Dirty work wear, baseball caps, Stone Island or hoodies (Except on sundays when there will be a 30 plus policy) Bad Apple Croydon, 3 - 7 Park Street, Croydon, CR0 1YD http://badapple.co http://the-soapco.blogspot.com • Karaoke: Lansdowne Lounge From 7pm. Lansdowne Lounge, 1 Lansdowne Road, Croydon, CR9 2BN

Every Friday: • Music: Live Music Alternating live bands and karaoke every Friday Night The Bedford Tavern, 16 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0 2EF, 020 8688 2584 • Karaoke: Wheelwright’s Arms From 8.30pm every Friday night. Wheelwright’s Arms, 126 Southbridge Road, Croydon, CR0 1AF

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What’s On - Weekly Events / Daily Guide: • Karaoke: Two Brewers Every Friday night. Two Brewers, 221 Gloucester Road, Croydon, 020 8684 3544 • Music: Oval DJs The regular Oval faves, plus guests, keeping Fridays funky. The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR 020 8686 6023, www.ovaltavern.co.uk • Music: Live Music Every Friday night from 8pm. Plus 2 for 1 on Corona and Jacques. The Pembroke, 12-16 Chipstead Valley Road, Coulsdon, CR5 2RA 020 8763 0800 • Event: Wii Night Every Friday evening. The View, 188 selsdon Road, South Croydon, CR2 6PL, 020 8688 2315. • Club: Crash & Carry Start your weekend with a bang! With DJ Magoo FREE entry before 10pm Cheap Sheep now 7-11pm. Black Sheep Bar, 68 High St, CR0. 020 8680 2233. www.blacksheepbar.com www.myspace.com/blacksheepbar • Photography: Camera Club Camera Club meeting in West Croydon every Friday night welcomes visitors and new members. Full programme of events including print/slide talks, portrait evenings, competitions, etc. Ample parking. Contact Colin on 020 8665 1678. Visit www.thorntonheathcameraclub.co.uk • Karaoke: Karaoke Madness FROM 9pm - MIDNIGHT) *FREE ADM B4 10pm* The Norbury & Edge 1300 London Road Norbury Croydon SW16 4DG • Club: The Edge THE EDGE NIGHT CLUB OPEN EVERY FRI & SAT. CLUB CLASSICS & CHART ANTHEMS tll 3am *FREE PUB 2 CLUB ADM B4 10pm* The Norbury & Edge 1300 London Road Norbury Croydon SW16 4DG • Music: DJs A range of DJs playing eclectic tunes and requests. Every Friday and Saturday. The Odd Shoe, 24 Park Street, Croydon • Music: 70s / 80s Soul Classics and Party Anthems NEW Jazz and Soul Bar - strictly over 25s. The Soulful Cellar, 90B High Street, Croydon CR0 1ND, 0208 688 0009 (next to Tacolisa, opposite Il Ponte) Open Mon - Sun: 12:00 - 04:00 Facebook page: The Soulful Cellar • Music: DJ Linton Pop to party anthems, Cheesy tunes & Electro with Linton. 5pm – 4am. Free before 10 £4 after. 18+ venue, Please

remember to bring your ID to sign up to our membership system, we accept driving licenses or passports or pass logo approved cards. Dress code - Smart casual wear must be worn. We don’t allow: Dirty work wear, baseball caps, Stone Island or hoodies (Except on sundays when there will be a 30 plus policy) Bad Apple Croydon, 3 - 7 Park Street, Croydon, CR0 1YD http://badapple.co http://the-soapco.blogspot.com • Karaoke: The Fox & Hounds NEW! Every Friday from 8pm. The Fox and Hounds, 1 London Road, West Croydon, CR0 2RE

Every Saturday: • Museum: East Surrey Museum Open 10am-5pm Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays See every Wednesday. East Surrey Museum, 1 Stafford Road Caterham, CR3 6JG. 01883 340 275 www.eastsurreymuseum.org • Music: Various Live music every Saturday Night. The Surrey Cricketers, corner of Lower Coombe Street and West Street, Croydon. • Market: Garden Market The Alma Garden Market hopes to create a vibrant bustling market place in the large private courtyard of The Alma pub in Crystal Palace. It runs every Saturday with over 20 stalls selling plants & flowers, beauty products & treatments, exotic oils, olive oils, capers, strawberries, chocolates, jewellery, hand made cards, rugs, leatherwear, knitwear, deli produce & a wide range of arts & crafts from local artists, plus hot food and collectables - and the Jerk Chicken man will be there! 10am - 4pm The Alma, 95 Church Road, Crystal Palace, London SE19 www.thealmapub.com • Club: Linton Saturday night's music is a mixture of dance-driven, bass-heavy sounds... from Dubstep, Drum n Bass, Old Skool Jungle, HardStyle, Old Rave Tunes, 90's UK Garage, Big 'Phat' Beats, Grime, Ragga, HipHop, Subtle acid breaks, Electro, Moombahton, Techno, Trojan Ska & Dub from DJ LINTON. Because it’s war on the dancefloor. Cheap Sheep drinks deals till 9pm. Black Sheep Bar, 68 High St, CR0. 020 8680 2233. www.blacksheepbar.com www.myspace.com/blacksheepbar

• Club: Tiger Tiger Tiger and Raffles Bar: with Capital FM Des Paul and Chris Brooks playing out the best in commercial party and dance anthems.Groovy Wonderland: 70’s and 80’s floor fillers. Club: Commercial House. Admission free before 10pm, £7 after. Guestlist free before 11pm, £5 after. Dress code: Dress to Impress - No Sportswear. Tiger Tiger, 14-16 High Street, Croydon, CR0 1GT. 020 8662 4949. www.tigertigercroydon.co.uk • Music: The Edge THE EDGE NIGHT CLUB OPEN EVERY FRI & SAT. CLUB CLASSICS & CHART ANTHEMS tll 3am *FREE PUB 2 CLUB ADM B4 10pm* The Norbury & Edge 1300 London Road Norbury Croydon SW16 4DG • Music: New Orleans Jazz Quality live jazz every Saturday Night. From 8.30pm. £6 entry includes free raffle. Blackheath Hockey Club, Rubens Street, Sydenham, SE6 4DH (behind Old Rutland Pub) • Music: Various Live music most Saturday nights. The Good Companions, Hamsey Green, South Croydon. 020 8657 6655 • Gay: Party Night Every Saturday nigt is party night at The Bird. The Bird In Hand, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0 2EL. 020 8683 3104 www.birdinhand.uk.com • Burlesque: Tassel Club Tassel Club Supper Club. Contact reservations@proud.co.uk for direct bookings Proud Cabaret, London. www.proud.co.uk • Kids: Storytime with Jenny Lockyer Stories, songs, puppetry, activities and lots of fun! It's aimed at 3-7 year olds, but all are welcome! It's every Saturday and it's FREE! 1pm-3pm. Upstairs at the Green Dragon 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CR0 1NA • Community: Women-Only Swimming Sessions Thornton Heath pool: Saturday 4.45 6.45pm. New Addington pool: Saturdays 2.30-3.30pm. The cost for a non-member adult swim is £3.30 per hour. For further information on membership, activities, prices and timetables go to www.fusionlifestyle.com/contracts/Croydon_Council • Music: DJs A range of DJs playing eclectic tunes and requests. Every Friday and Saturday. The Odd Shoe, 24 Park Street, Croydon

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What’s On - Daily Guide: • Music: Celebration Saturdays Party Night NEW Jazz and Soul Bar - strictly over 25s. The Soulful Cellar, 90B High Street, Croydon CR0 1ND, 0208 688 0009 (nest to Tacolisa, opposite Il Ponte) Open Mon - Sun: 12:00 - 04:00 Facebook page: The Soulful Cellar • Music: DJ Schminky House & Amp. 8pm – 4am. Free before 10 £5 after. 18+ venue, Please remember to bring your ID to sign up to our membership system, we accept driving licenses or passports or pass logo approved cards. Dress code - Smart casual wear must be worn. We don’t allow: Dirty work wear, baseball caps, Stone Island or hoodies (Except on sundays when there will be a 30 plus policy) Bad Apple Croydon, 3 - 7 Park Street, Croydon, CR0 1YD http://badapple.co http://the-soapco.blogspot.com • Music: Live Music Various acts. Every Saturday evening. Lansdowne Lounge, 1 Lansdowne Road Croydon, Surrey, CR9 2BN • Music: Live Music Live music at The Oval - see daily what’s on for who’s playing when. From 8pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023

Every Sunday: • Music: New Orleans Jazz Every Sunday 12.30 - 2.30pm at The Lord Napier Jazz Pub. Entry £2, dance floor, raffle, great atmosphere at one of the longest running Jazz Pubs in Great Britain The Lord Napier, 111 Beulah Road, Thornton Heath. 020 8653 2286 • Music: Live Jazz Lunchtime Jazz every Sunday from 1pm. See daily what’s on for who’s playing this month. FREE! The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA www.myspace.com/greendragonpub • Music: Live Blues Live music at The Oval - see daily what’s on for who’s playing when.From 5.30pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023 • Quiz: The View Every Sunday evening. The View, 188 selsdon Road, South Croydon, CR2 6PL, 020 8688 2315. • Quiz: Wheelwright’s Arms From 8pm. Wheelwright’s Arms, 126 Southbridge Road, Croydon, CR0 1AF

• Quiz: Two Brewers Fun charity quiz night from 8pm. Two Brewers, 221 Gloucester Road, Croydon, 020 8684 3544 • Quiz: The Spread Eagle Fun quiz with round prizes as well as main prize. £1 per person. From 7pm. The Spread Eagle, 39-41 Katharine St, Croydon, CR0 1NX, 020 8781 1134 • Karaoke: The White Horse Every Sunday Night from 7pm. The White Horse, 1 Selhurst Road, Selhurst, South Norwood, 020 8240 0948 • Music: Open Mic Musicians (all instruments) welcome. With one of our 4 fantastic hosts: Dave Mac, Rob Cushman, Neil Mac and Steve Bright The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Road, Purley, CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Poker: The Alma Tavern From 6pm. The Alma Tavern, Lower Addiscombe Road, Addiscombe, East Croydon • Music: Acoustic Sundays From classical to folk, poetry to unplugged punk rock, Scream Lounge's acoustic nights guarantee you a night to remember. Most evenings are free entry, don't run late, so you won't ruin your week with a Monday hangover! 7pm start. See www.myspace.com/screamstudios or daily listings for what's on and when. Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN • Music: Sunday Jazz Lunch From midday until 4pm every Sunday, why not come down for a delicious roast dinner straight from the club’s acclaimed kitchens (not compulsory for entry but highly recommended!) and enjoy a couple of sets of laid back music from some of London’s best musicians and singers. Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club, 47 Frith Street, London W1D 4HT Box Office: 020 7439 0747. www.ronniescotts.co.uk • Sport: Roller Derby Monks Hill Sports Centre 2pm till 4pm Also croydon roller derby are taking on new skaters so anyone who's Interested please contact us at fenrisflyers@gmail.com or deathpixie666@hotmail.com • Gay: Open The Box Every Sunday at 7pm. The Bird In Hand, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0 2EL. 020 8683 3104 www.birdinhand.uk.com • Community: Women-Only Swimming Sessions Purley pool: Sundays 2.30-3.30pm. The cost for a non-member adult swim is £3.30 per hour. For further information on membership, activities, prices and 27

timetables go to www.fusionlifestyle.com/contracts/Croydon_Council • Music: Soulful Sundays - Modern Soul and Rare Groove Classics A new and exciting intimate spot for the mature soul and Jazz lovers to Lounge, Eat, Dance and Meet. In the heart of Croydon Town. NEW Jazz and Soul Bar - strictly over 25s. The Soulful Cellar, 90B High Street, Croydon CR0 1ND, 0208 688 0009 (nest to Tacolisa, opposite Il Ponte) Open Mon - Sun: 12:00 - 04:00 Facebook page: The Soulful Cellar • Music: The Sunday Service From 7pm. Nothing like any other night... no rock, no metal, just all your fav cheesy tunes from DJs Ritchie and Pete plus....£25 bar tab to be won every week!. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 Email: ship.croydon@marstons.co.uk www.shippub.co.uk • Music: Over 30s Night 7pm-till late. Over 30’s motown (singles night). £3.00 all night. 18+ venue, Please remember to bring your ID to sign up to our membership system, we accept driving licenses or passports or pass logo approved cards. Dress code - Smart casual wear must be worn. We don’t allow: Dirty work wear, baseball caps, Stone Island or hoodies (Except on sundays when there will be a 30 plus policy) Bad Apple Croydon, 3 - 7 Park Street, Croydon, CR0 1YD http://badapple.co http://the-soapco.blogspot.com

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• Bank Holiday: Easter Monday • Event: Bar Booty A one-off Easter market Easter BBQ, Vinatge Stall, Handmade Clothes, Cds, DVDs, Books, A Raffle and much more. From 11am (10am for sellers contact Kellieanne on 07931 939944 kellieanne100@aol.com). Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Event: Harness Horse Parade An annual parade of horses, ponies and donkeys and their carriages. The venue is the South of England Showground, Ardingly, West Sussex RH17 6TL For details, see: www.lhhp.co.uk

• Event: Anne Summers Night LADIES ONLY! 7.30pm-10pm. There will be fun games lots of giggles & a raffle which is in with your entry at just £5 Make sure you dont miss a bloody good night out & feel free to bring your friends along. The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Rock ‘n’ Roll Cocktails 50’s and 60’s music, Rock ‘n’ Roll and Rockabilly. Cocktail menu is 2 for 1. Deals on shots and bombs. . The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Theatre: Sense and Sensibility Until Saturday 14th. Various times and prices, for more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

• Film: The Spread Eagle Film Club April is a magic month, spring returns as the days get longer and warmer, and we celebrate both St George’s Day and William Shakespeare’s birthday together on April 23rd. So we have decided to

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bring you a month of Shakespeare’s finest. We hope you can join us. 9th April: HAMLET 3pm and 8pm. FREE ENTRY! The RSC puts a modern-spin on Shakespeare's Hamlet, in this filmed for television version of their stage production. The Prince of Denmark seeks vengeance after his father is murdered and his mother marries the murderer. The Spread Eagle, 39-41 Katharine Street, Croydon CR0 1NX Tel: 020 8781 1134

Tue 10 • Event: Havana Cuban Night Great Cuban, Spanish and Latin music, jugs of sangria, flavoured tequila and cocktails. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com

• Music: Gin Joint Jukebox with DJ Dapper Dan playing swing, jazz, blues and soul. 8pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Club: The Slaughterhouse Fetish Ball 8pm-4am. £4 before 10pm £6 after It’s that time again, we open the door to deviance and self-expression. This Easter we are celebrating the art of cross-dressing and we want you to dress as the opposite sex. . Black Sheep Bar, 68 High St, CR0. 020 8680 2233. www.blacksheepbar.com www.myspace.com/blacksheepbar • Music: DJ Cherrybomb Start the weekend early with DJ Cherrybomb. Playing the very best in rock, metal, indie and more. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: The Truth Is More Complicated Than That: Zine & Not Heard # 4 Release Date DOORS: 7.30pm ADM: £4/£3 AGE LIMIT: Over 18s only Event: The Truth Is More Complicated Than That: Zine & Not Heard # 4 Release Date Live acts: Ghost Pennies + 28

Nasdaq/FTSE100 + Cousin Genre: instrumental/experiemental VENUE: Windmill Brixton, 22 Blenheim Gardens, London SW2 5BZ NEAREST TUBE: Brixton WEB: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk TEL: 020 8671 0700

Fri 13 • Music: Dr Smutglove presents: Live Band Karaoke! plus PS3 Rock Band Challenge Sing live with rock/punk covers band Dr Smutglove, or play live PS3 Rock Band live on stage with your mates! FREE ENTRY Starts 7pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Music: Carbon Skyline Live music at The Farmers. 9.30pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: DJ Sean presents the very best in rock, metal and alternative music. Open til 2am. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: Loudfest 2012 A NIGHT OF SUPERB MUSIC FEATURING.... The Loudness, Mordecai, MLC Rock, Press to Meco And introducing 'COTZ' It isn't often that you hear of a group of people going out of their way to do good deeds for others; most rock bands seek fame and fortune, but one Croydon band has a different agenda. The Loudness were formed in 2004 by a father and his then 15 year old son and their friends to raise money for a one off charity gig for Croydon Mencap. The gig went so well and raised more money than they expected, so they decided to repeat the venture. 8 years later, they are still going, having raised in excess of £30,000 along the way for various good causes. On 13th April this year, The Loudness will play one last time. . . Tickets cost £8 in advance (£5 under 18’s) and can be obtained from theloudness@btinternet.com or from Angelene (07810 793609) DON'T MISS OUT - ALL AGES, CHEAP ENTRY AND A WEALTH OF VARIETY! Croydon Conference Centre Folly's End, 5-9 Surrey Street, Croydon, CR0 1RG

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What’s On - Daily Guide: • Music: The Real JD Sessions DOORS: 8pm ADM: FREE AGE LIMIT: Over 18s only Event: The Real JD Sessions Live acts: Skinny Love + JD Smith + Mike Newsham Genre: blues/rock/punk VENUE: Windmill Brixton, 22 Blenheim Gardens, London SW2 5BZ NEAREST TUBE: Brixton WEB: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk TEL: 020 8671 0700 • Film: The Skin I Live In (15) 2.30pm & 6.30pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Sat 14 • Sport: The Grand National Live on BBC TV. • Music: Dreadzone The STAND! strand returns to Fairfield with a cracker in the shape of Dreadzone as part of their UK tour celebrating the rerelease of album ‘Second Light’. Don’t miss! Doors 7pm. Support act on at 8, Dreadzone after. £12 in. STAND! at Fairfield, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG. Box Office 020 8688 9291 or book online at www.fairfield.co.uk or at www.standatfairfield.co.uk • Music: All-Ages Rock night with: Reckless Ambition, Blaze Tracy, Silent Crowd & more tbc Upstairs at Scream Lounge All ages welcome, under 14s must be accompanied by a paying adult. £5 entry. Starts 7pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Music: PJ da DJ’s Rock of Ages – The Grunge Years Step back in time with PJ da DJ - Playing the music rock and metal we know you love, but with a 90's flavour. Bar open til 2am. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: Saviour Management presents: This Is Colour, Rough Hands, Black Shapes, Guilty Conscience, Beyond Hurt, We Die Tonight (Metalcore) Downstairs at Scream Lounge £7 entry. Ages 16+ Welcome. Doors 7pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk

• Music: DJ Rob Delta playing psychedelia, soul and funk. The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Bird Dog Band Live music at The Farmers. 9.30pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: Bemused B’Mused are South London Based Blues Rock Band – Playing covers (& some original songs) from decades too far in the past to mention up to more modern stuff, but all of it good no-nonsense Blues / Rock. From 8pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023 • Music: EuroHEEDFEST II - the second annual European Guided By Voices day!! DOORS: 3pm-3am ADM: £5adv AGE LIMIT: Over 18s only Event: EuroHEEDFEST II - the second annual European Guided By Voices day!! Live acts: Band of Pricks Genre: alternative/inie VENUE: Windmill Brixton, 22 Blenheim Gardens, London SW2 5BZ NEAREST TUBE: Brixton WEB: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk TEL: 020 8671 0700 BUY ONLINE: http://windmillbrixton.co.uk/listings/event details/14-apr-12-euroheedfest-ii--thesecond-annual-european-guided-byvoices-day-the-windmill/ and http://www.wegottickets.com/event/1579 22 • Film: Submarine (15) 2.30pm & 6.30pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: Dreadzone Part of the STAND! strand. 8pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Sun 15 • Event: South End Food Festival Al Fresco Dining, Live Cookery Demos, Free Food Tasting, Music and Dance, Street Theatre, Children’s Entertainment, Free Face Painting and lots more. 11am - 4pm. The South End Restaurant Quarter, (closed to all traffic from Spices Yard to Aberdeen Road). In aid of Croydon’s Recovery. • Music: The Renato D'Aiello Quartet Live jazz upstairs from 1pm. The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Acoustically Speaking Live Soul/Poetry/Spoken Word event £5 entry. Starts 7pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Music: DJs Hatchet and Boosh playing classics and cheese from 8pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Libre Fuego & Singers night Floor singers & musicians welcome. Licensed bar. Adm £2 on the door. Every Sunday from 8pm. Ruskin House Folk and Blues Club, 23 Coombe Road, For more info call 01737 553493 or e-mail: folkandbluesorg@hotmail.com • Music: Homebrood Yes Homebrood are returning to the Half n Half: finest of Croydon's drinking emporia! Gosh is it really not since last Summer that we played there? It's been too long! Well, we're back and raring to go! 5.30pm-9.30pm Half and Half Lounge Bar, 282 High Street, Croydon, CR0 1NG • Music: Open Mic Night Live music at The Farmers. 9pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: Roland Chadwick In an over 40 year career his work has been focused primarily on composition and performance for the Spanish Guitar as a solo instrument. From 5.30pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023 • Music: The Sunday Service And on the 7th day God partied. Finish off your weekend with a bit of cheese. No rock, just good fun party music to start the next week on a high.

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What’s On - Daily Guide: The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: Sunday BBQ 2012 #1 DOORS: 5pm-11pm ADM: £5 AGE LIMIT: Over 18s only Event: Sunday BBQ 2012 #1 Live acts: The Sharks + The Connectors + The Shame + Blind Atlas + Peanut Butter Lovesicle (USA) + one more tbc Genre: punk/pop/americana VENUE: Windmill Brixton, 22 Blenheim Gardens, London SW2 5BZ NEAREST TUBE: Brixton WEB: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk TEL: 020 8671 0700 • Film: The Descendants (15) 2pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Mon 16 • Music: Lester Simpson Doors: 8.00pm. Non Members: £7.00 Members: £6.00. Croydon Folk Club, every Monday at 8pm. Croydon Folk Club, Ruskin House, 23 Coombe Road, Croydon, Surrey, CR0 1BD. croydonfolkclub.org.uk • Film: The Spread Eagle Film Club Mon 16th April. Our Shakespeare season continues with: FORBIDDEN PLANET 3pm and 8pm. FREE ENTRY! Based on The Tempest, this is considered one of the great science fiction films of

the 1950s, a precursor of what was to come for the science fiction film genre in the decades that followed. The films are all shown upstairs on the big screen. We won’t charge you a penny for coming to see them, all we ask is that you, enjoy some drinks and food... The Spread Eagle, 39-41 Katharine Street, Croydon CR0 1NX Tel: 020 8781 1134

• Music: The Real JD Sessions DOORS: 8pm-11pm ADM: FREE ENTRY AGE LIMIT: Over 18s only Event: The Real JD Sessions Live acts: Vaughan King & The Dirt Diggers + JD Smith + more Genre: punkabilly/blues VENUE: Windmill Brixton, 22 Blenheim Gardens, London SW2 5BZ NEAREST TUBE: Brixton WEB: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk TEL: 020 8671 0700

Tue 17 • Music: Freedom of Expression Freedom of Expression is entirly Open Mic tonight so get down and show off to your friends! 8pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Event: Havana Cuban Night Great Cuban, Spanish and Latin music, jugs of sangria, flavoured tequila and cocktails. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: Adam Boucher & the Dead Set + Katie Malco + B-Sydes + James Paget DOORS: 8pm ADM: £3 AGE LIMIT: Over 18s only Live acts: Adam Boucher & the Dead Set + Katie Malco + B-Sydes + James Page Genre: acoustic/alternative VENUE: Windmill Brixton, 22 Blenheim Gardens, London SW2 5BZ NEAREST TUBE: Brixton WEB: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk TEL: 020 8671 0700 • Music: Lonnie Donegan and his Skiffle Band 7.45pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Wed 18 • Theatre: The Breakfast Cat Theatre Company present: MACBETH 18th-21st April. London is on fire, the shops are stripped of loot and the streets are ruled by sinister figures with faces obscured by hoods. Weird sisters dealing in secretive substances lurk on street corners. But who 30

wears the crown? Breakfast Cat’s production of Macbeth takes Shakespeare’s original text and twists it like a knife in the gut. The timeless themes of jealousy, ambition and betrayal are made accessible to a modern audience in a setting so up to date, you’re living it. A must for Shakespeare fans who love a new twist on an old play. Eve 7.45pm Sat Mat 2.45pm £9/£7 concs Suitable for: 11 years+ The Charles Cryer Studio Theatre, 39 High Street, Carshalton, SM5 3BB Box Office: 0208 770 6990 More info: www.suttontheatres.co.uk • Music: Rock ‘n’ Roll Cocktails 50’s and 60’s music, Rock ‘n’ Roll and Rockabilly. Cocktail menu is 2 for 1. Deals on shots and bombs. . The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com

Thu 19 • Music: Gin Joint Jukebox with DJ Dapper Dan playing swing, jazz, blues and soul. 8pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: DJ Cherrybomb Start the weekend early with DJ Cherrybomb. Playing the very best in rock, metal, indie and more. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Film: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (15) 6.30pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Theatre: Raining Men by Chris Ponka 2.30pm & 7.45pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: When Planets Collide present “Thursday Is The New Doomsday” DOORS: 8pm ADM: £adv/£4door AGE LIMIT: Over 18s only Event: When Planets Collide present “Thursday Is The New Doomsday” Live acts: Diesel King + Profane And Sacred + Jacknife Holiday + Subsilence

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What’s On - Daily Guide: Genre: sludge/doom/stoner VENUE: Windmill Brixton, 22 Blenheim Gardens, London SW2 5BZ NEAREST TUBE: Brixton WEB: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk TEL: 020 8671 0700 BUY ONLINE: www.windmillbrixton.co.uk/listings

Fri 20 • Music: DJ Benny Many Hats playing indie, classics, garage and ska.(downstairs) The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Stone Three Live music at The Farmers. 9pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: DJ Sean presents the very best in rock, metal and alternative music. Open til 2am. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Theatre: Raining Men by Chris Ponka 2.30pm & 7.45pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: One Night of Elvis 8pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Sat 21 • Event: St Georges’ Day Celebrations 11am - 4pm. Activities throughout the day in Surrey Street, the Piazza and near Reeves Corner. Including: Live music and dance, additional stalls in the market, street entertainment, kids activities, traditional victorian fair amusements, historic walking tours, free prize draw and raffle plus much more. Surrey Street Market and surrounds. For more info see www.oldtowncroydon.co.uk In aid of Croydon’s Recovery. • Event: St George’s Party Events to be confirmed but you’re encouraged to come dressed in red and white! More details on the website nearer the time... The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley

Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: Bleed To This present: Deprevate, Shatterpoint, Goat (Rock/Metal). £4 Entry Ages 16+ welcome. Doors 8pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Music: DJ Rob Delta playing psychedelia, soul and funk. 8pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Last Chance Saloon Live music at The Farmers. 9.30pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: Shake Down Shakedown are a full-on, driving, guitar oriented R&B band who know when and where to slot in those cool, soulful slower songs. These guys are pushing covers from the 60`s up to `not so far off` present day.. From 8pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023 • Theatre: Raining Men by Chris Ponka 2.30pm & 7.45pm. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Film: Biutiful (15) 2.30pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Sun 22 • Event: The London Marathon Live on BBC TV. • Music: Gareth Lockrane, Jim Mullen, Simon Woolf and Winston Clifford Live jazz upstairs from 1pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Delta Ladies Imagine the high lonesome sound of a mountain fiddle and bluegrass guitar, the knife edge of Delta slide guitar, the fluid jazz violin of Stephan Grapelli, add an amazing range of instruments and a stunning array of songs and you have the DELTA LADIES. From 5.30pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023 31

• Music: DJs Hatchet and Boosh playing classics and cheese from 8pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Acoustic Open Mic Night Live music at The Farmers. 9pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: Matthew Tighe & Singers night Floor singers & musicians welcome. Licensed bar. Adm £2 on the door. Every Sunday from 8pm. Ruskin House Folk and Blues Club, 23 Coombe Road, For more info call 01737 553493 or e-mail: folkandbluesorg@hotmail.com www.folkandblues.org • Music: The Sunday Service And on the 7th day God partied. Finish off your weekend with a bit of cheese. No rock, just good fun party music to start the next week on a high. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: The Searchers 7.45pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Mon 23 • Event: St George’s Day • Event: Shakespeare’s Birthday • Event: World Shakespeare Festival More info: www.worldshakespearefestival.org.uk • Event: St George at the Dragon ST. GEORGE'S DAY! (and Shakespeare's birthday) We'll have music, English Grub, lots of Ale and Pimms, and a treasure hunt! Come and have some good old English fun in true eccentric Dragonystyle! The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Roy Clinging Doors: 8.00pm Non Members: £7.00 Members: £5.00 Croydon Folk Club, every Monday at 8pm. Croydon Folk Club, Ruskin House, 23 Coombe Road, Croydon, Surrey, CR0 1BD www.croydonfolkclub.org.uk

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What’s On - Daily Guide: • Film: The Spread Eagle Film Club Mon 23rd March: HENRY V 3 & 8pm. FREE ENTRY! King Henry V of England is insulted by the King of France. As a result, he leads his army into battle against France. Along

the way, the young king must struggle with the sinking morale of his troops and his own inner doubts. The war culminates at the bloody Battle of Agincourt. The Spread Eagle, 39-41 Katharine Street, Croydon CR0 1NX Tel: 020 8781 1134

Tue 24 • Music: Alan Barnes Quartet Live jazz with the Alan Barnes Quartet, 1pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Anivian Promotions present: Vier, Death Valley Knights, Billy Skins 5th, Vienna Knights, (Rock/Alt) Ages 16+ Welcome. £5 entry. Doors 7pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Event: Havana Cuban Night Great Cuban, Spanish and Latin music, jugs of sangria, flavoured tequila and cocktails. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: Greg Delius Programme 1.05pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Comedy: Jethro 2012 Tour 7.30pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Wed 25 • Event: ANZAC Day 05:00 - Dawn Service at the Australian/New Zealand War Memorials in Hyde Park Corner, London (the service will last about 40 minutes) (you are recommended to arrive before 04:30) Later in the morning there is a brief wreath-laying service at the Cenotaph on Whitehall and a commemorative service at Westminster Abbey (tickets for this must be obtained in advance). For more details about these ANZAC Day events in London, see: www.australia.org.uk/lhlh/EventsAnzacD www.anzacsite.gov.au • Music: The Johnny Cash Roadshow 8pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Dance: Winter Dance Party 7.45pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: Rock ‘n’ Roll Cocktails 50’s and 60’s music, Rock ‘n’ Roll and Rockabilly. Cocktail menu is 2 for 1. Deals on shots and bombs. . The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com

Thu 26 • Music: We’ll Meet Again - The Diamond Jubilee Show 2.30pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: London Mozart Players 7.30pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: Gin Joint Jukebox with DJ Dapper Dan playing swing, jazz, blues and soul. 8pm The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: DJ Cherrybomb Start the weekend early with DJ Cherrybomb. Playing the very best in rock, metal, indie and more. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon 32

CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com

Fri 27 • Music: DJ Benny Many Hats playing indie, classics, garage and ska.(downstairs) The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Randy and the Rockets Live music at The Farmers. 9pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: DJ Sean presents the very best in rock, metal and alternative music. Open til 2am. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: The Kast Off Kinks This is not a Tribute band, but the real thing! Featuring Mick Avory, Ian Gibbons and Jim Rodford Of The Kinks and Dave Clarke of The Noel Redding Band. £15 adv TicketWeb, or £18 on the Door Doors: 8.00pm. Start: 9.00pm. End: 11.15pm. Lots of Free Parking. Bar closes midnight. Some seating available. Derby Room, Horton Park Golf Club, Hook Road, Surrey, KT19 8QG Enquiries: www.mwpromotions.co.uk or: 07949 853618 • Opera: Cosi Fan Tutte 7.30pm . Pre Performance talk one hour before the Show. For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: Booby Socks and Blue Jeans 8pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Sat 28 • Music: DJs Freeqboi and Cherrybomb playing rock, metal, classics and cheese. The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: K**T & The Gang plus Gypsies Scream proudly welcomes the comedy/filth/pop stylings of Basildon's

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What’s On - Daily Guide: one-man controversy machine, with support from Eastern European comedy troubadours the Gypsies. £3 adv, £5 on the door. Doors 8pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Music: Room 16 Local rock covers combo perform a free show upstairs at Scream for your listening pleasure! FREE ENTRY. Doors 8pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Music: Ruby Red Performing Rock music from ACDC to ZZ Top, Ruby Red are a five piece that guarantee to get you air guitaring! Best known for putting their unique ‘rock’ touch to popular (and not so popular) rock songs, Ruby Red deliver a truly atmospheric and memorable evening of Rock. Formed at the end of 2010 from the ashes of another band, they have worked hard to hone their unique sound and are fast gathering a reputation in the South of England. From 8pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023 • Music: JB and the Misfits Live music at The Farmers. 9pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: PJ da DJ’s Rock of Ages – Nu-Metal Step back in time with PJ da DJ - Playing the music rock and metal we know you love, but with a noughties flavour. Bar open til 2am. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • CHARITY: St Christophers Charity live Band Night Featuring Deb E Space. For more info search facebook for St Christophers Charity live Band Night. 7.30pm. the crooked billet, penge high street, penge london SE20

Sun 29 • Music: The Kelvin Christiane Quartet Live Jazz from The Kelvin Christiane Quartet, 1pm. The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: DJs Hatchet and Boosh playing classics and cheese from 8pm

The Green Dragon, 58-60 High Street, Croydon, CRO 1NA. Find us on facebook: The Green Dragon Pub • Music: Scream Unplugged presents: Ladies Night!! An all-female line-up, featuring some of the local area's finest musicians, including Jenny Lockyer, The Marauders, Carmen D'Cruz, Vicky Walters and more tbc FREE ENTRY Starts 7pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Music: Open Mic Night Live music at The Farmers. 9pm. FREE! The Jolly Farmers, 7 Purley Rd, Purley Surrey CR8 2HA, 020 8660 2076 www.jollyfarmers-purley.co.uk • Music: Little Devils little devils play 21st century blues. This is music that comes from many sources – from early blues – Robert Johnson, Muddy, Etta James, Wolf, thru Dylan, The Stones and all the 60s blues then adding other influences and random elements – punk, funk, jazz and rock. From 5.30pm. FREE entry! The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR. 020 8686 6023 • Music: The Real Thing - The ‘You To Me Are Everything’ Tour 8pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG • Music: Biggin Hillbillies & Singers night Floor singers & musicians welcome. Licensed bar. Adm £2 on the door. Every Sunday from 8pm. Ruskin House Folk and Blues Club, 23 Coombe Road, For more info call 01737 553493 or e-mail: folkandbluesorg@hotmail.com www.folkandblues.org • Music: The Sunday Service And on the 7th day God partied. Finish off your weekend with a bit of cheese. No rock, just good fun party music to start the next week on a high. The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com

Mon 30 • History / Education: Notable Women of Norwood and the Odd Bloke A talk by John Hickman Croydon Natural History and Scientific 33

Society (CNHSS). Indoor meetings are held in the Small Hall of the United Reformed Church Hall, Addiscombe Grove, East Croydon CR0 5LP at 7.45pm. Visitors welcome, donations accepted. Find us on facebook or follow us on twitter: @cnhssprogramme • Film: The Spread Eagle Film Club Mon 30th March. Tonight: ANONYMOUS 3pm ONLY. FREE ENTRY! We decided to finish the month with this controversial film that explores the idea

that may Shakespeare didn’t writ e his plays at all, the theory goes that it was in fact Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford, who penned Shakespeare's plays. The Spread Eagle, 39-41 Katharine Street, Croydon CR0 1NX Tel: 020 8781 1134

................................. Tuesday 01 May • Event: May Day • Music: Louis Demetrius Alvanis Lunchtime Event 1.05pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Wed 02 • Quiz: Wendy’s Wednesday Quiz Fun and fab pub quiz. 8pm. £1 per person. Loads of prizes including bonus prizes for the excellent ‘music bingo’ round. The Odd Shoe, 24 Park Street, Croydon • Music: Live Jazz Live jazz every first Wednesday of the month. 8pm-10.45pm (bar opens at 7pm). Generally £9. See daily what’s on or visit

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What’s On - Daily Guide: the website for who’s playing. Sylvie’s Place, Warlingham Jazz Club, Croydon PO Athletic and Social Club, Trenham Drive, Warlingham, CR6 9RU. 01883 622269. www.sylviesplace.co.uk

Thu 03 • CHARITY / Music: Giants, Napoleon, Weather The Storm, Silhouette Of A Ghost, Beneath The Tide (Metalcore). A charity event in aid of Childreach UK. £5 Entry Doors 7.45pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Film: Archipelago (Cert 15) 10.30am, 2.30pm and 6.30pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Dinner Roast Sunday Lunch? . The Ship, 47 High Street, Croydon CR0 1QD. 0208 688 2810 e: info@theshipcroydon.com. www.theshipcroydon.com • Music: Rumours of Fleetwood Mac 8pm . For more info please visit www.fairfield.co.uk or call the box office on 020 8688 9291. Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, CR9 1DG

Sun 06 • Music: Scream Unplugged presents Woodsy's Dock The cream of the local acoustic music scene come together for our monthly show curated by Mark Woods (Do Me Bad Things/Junkyard Choir) and Ten Foot Jon.

Fri 04 • Music: The Devil Cocks, St Evel (Punk/Alternative). The proud return of local punk nutters The Devil Cocks, supported by the debut performance of brand new punk super trio St Evel, featuring ex-members of Ten Foot Nun, The Exhibits and Kabogaeries. Plus special guest headliners tbc. FREE ENTRY. Doors 8pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk

Sat 05 • Music: JackDaw May All-Dayer 15:00 until 6 May at 03:00. Featuring: Hellbent & Hammered, Alternative Carpark, XII Boar, Belligerence, Sworn To Oath, Mordecai, SnakeBite At midnight, there shall be strippers and a Kerrang!DJ! There will also be a set by Claire from AntiProduct! Doors open at 3pm and we shall be propping up the bar until 3am! £5 gets you all day access to the gig and the BBQ that will be going outside! (Please dont rain, please dont rain, please dont rain!) Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk • Event: School Disco Sleepover No, you can’t actually sleep at The Ship, but we’re having a whole weekend of fun. School Disco on Saturday night and why not come back on Sunday for a School 34

Acts tbc. FREE ENTRY. Starts 7pm Scream Lounge, 20 South End, Croydon, CR0 1DN, tel 020 8667 0155. email lounge@screamstudios.co.uk

Mon 07 • Bank Holiday: Early May Bank Holiday Got Something Going On? Are your events correct? We’re not psychic, you have to let us know to get your event listings in here for FREE! e-mail: hello@deep-london.co.uk angela@deep-london.co.uk mik@deep-london.co.uk

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This Month’s Sport:

All events are in UK time.

FOOTBALL:

GOLF:

• Crystal Palace: Sat 7 - 15:00 - A - Birmingham - FLC Mon 9 - 15:00 - H - Southampton - FLC Sat 14 - 15:00 - H - Ipswich Town - FLC Tue 17 - 19:45 - A - Portsmouth - FLC Sat 21 - 15:00 - A - Reading - FLC Sat 28 - 12:30 - H - Cardiff City - FLC Selhurst Park, Whitehorse Lane, London SE25 6PU. Tickets and more info from www.cpfc.co.uk. Box Office: 08712 000071 Disabled ticket enquiries : 020 8768 6080 (Pam Groves) • Croydon FC: 07/04/2012 - 15:00 - H - Chessington and Hook United 09/04/2012 - 15:00 - A - Mole Valley SCR 14/04/2012 - 15:00 - H - Wembley 21/04/2012 - 15:00 - A - Farnham Town CROYDON FC ARENA, Albert Road, South Norwood, SE25 4QL. 0208 654 8555. www.croydon-fc.co.uk Nearest tram stop is Arena

• The Masters: 5th-8th April from Augusta, Georgia, USA. Live on Sky, highlights on BBC TV. Live coverage on BBC Radio.

CRICKET: • England: Tuesday, 3 April 2012 - Test match series Second Test Match - Sri Lanka v England, Colombo, 05:30 • Surrey: 5th April - Surrey v Sussex, The Kia Oval, 11:00 12th April - Middlesex v Surrey, Lord's, 11:00 19th April - Surrey v Worcestershire, The Kia Oval, 11:00 26th April - Surrey v Durham, The Kia Oval, 11:00 The Kia Oval, Kennington, SE11 5SS. More info / tickets from www.kiaoval.com 020 7820 5700

FORMULA ONE: • Chinese Grand Prix: Shanghai International Circuit. Fri 13 April 2012 - Practice 1 03:00 - 04:30 Practice 2 - 07:00 - 08:30 Sat 14 April 2012- Practice 3 04:00 - 05:00, Qualifying - 07:00 Sun 15 April 2012 - Race - 08:00 Live on BBC TV. • Bahrain Grand Prix: Sakhir, 20-22 April Fri 20 April 2012 - Practice 1 08:00 - 09:30, Practice 2 - 12:00 - 13:30 Sat 21 April 2012 - Practice 3 09:00 - 10:00, Qualifying -12:00 Sun 22 April 2012 - Race - 13:00 Extended highlights on BBC TV and website, live on 5 live

HORSE RACING: • Fontwell Races Direct Train from East Croydon to Barnham, £2 return shuttle bus to course. 20th April - Afternoon Jumps Turf 4th May - Twilight Jumps Turf - First race 5.15pm More info / tix: www.fontwellpark.co.uk or call 01243 543335. Fontwell Park Racecourse, Fontwell, West Sussex, BN18 0SX • Kempton Park Races Direct Train from Clapham Junction to Kempton Park - 200 yards to course. April 30th, May 7th - Afternoon Flat April 25th, May 1st, 9th, 15th, 22nd Afternoon Flat All Weather April 17th - Afternoon Jumps April 11th, 18th - Twilight Flat More info / tix: www.kempton.co.uk or call 01932 782292. Kempton Park Racecourse, Staines Road East, Sunbury on Thames, Middlesex, TW16 5AQ • Lingfield Races Direct Train from E. Croydon + 5 min walk. April 11th & 14th - Afternoon Flat All Weather May 1st - Afternoon Flat Turf More info / tix: lingfield-racecourse.co.uk. Or call 01342 834800. Lingfield Park, Racecourse Road, Lingfield, Surrey, RH7 6PQ • Plumpton Races Direct Train from E. Croydon + 5 min walk April 27th: Evening Jumps Turf - first race 4.35pm More info / tix: plumptonracecourse.co.uk or call 01273 890383. Plumpton Racecourse, Plumpton, East Sussex, BN7 3AL • Sandown Races Direct Train from Clapham Junction to Esher. Free minibus shuttle to the course. April 27th - Afternoon Flat Turf April 28th - Afternoon Turf - Mixed Card of flat and jumps More info / tix: www.sandown.co.uk or call 01372 46 43 48. Sandown Park, Portsmouth Road, Esher, Surrey. KT10 9AJ

GREYHOUND RACING: • Wimbledon Greyhounds Tram to Wimbledon, then bus 493 stops right outside stadium, else it’s a about a 10 min walk. 36

Every Friday evening, opens 6.30pm, first race 7.30pm, last race around 10.30pm. Every Saturday evening, opens 6.30pm, first race 7.30pm, last race around 10.30pm. General Admission Prices Adults: Friday £6.00 and Saturday £6.00 (including racecard) Children 12 - 17: £3.50 (no race card) Children under 11: Free (no race card) Please note: Push chairs or Buggies are not permitted in the stadium All Restaurant customers must pre-book either on line or by calling 0870 840 8905. More info / admission deals / tix: www.lovethedogs.co.uk Or call 0870 840 8905. Wimbledon Greyhound Stadium, Plough Lane Wimbledon, SW17 OBL • Brighton & Hove Greyhounds Direct train to Hove, 5min taxi to track. Or direct train to Brighton, 10min taxi. Every Wednesday afternoon - FREE entry! Opens 1pm, 1st race 2.08pm, last race 6.11pm Every Thursday evening - £5 entry Opens 6pm, 1st race 7.30 pm, last race 10.30pm. Every Friday morning - FREE entry! Opens 10.30am, 1st race 11.11am, last race 1.58pm. Every Saturday evening - £6 entry Opens 6.30 pm, 1st race 7.30 pm, last race 10.30 pm Every Sunday morning - FREE! entry Opens 11.00am, 1st race 11.28 am, last race 2.12 pm. Children Under 16 free all the time. More info / restaurant reservations / tix: brightonandhovegreyhoundstadium.co.uk Or call 01273 204 601. Coral Brighton & Hove Greyhound Stadium, Nevill Road, Hove, East Sussex, BN3 7BZ

Local teams - we can list your fixtures here, for FREE! E-mail hello@ deep-london.co.uk

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