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OZI ADVERTISER 17 - 23 February 2011

Hillbrow, Joburg Central, Braamfontein, Berea & Yeoville EMPOWERING BUSINESS, EMPOWERING OUR READERS, NETWORKING THE COMMUNITY FREE COPY www.joziadvertiser.co.za

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Home Affairs commits to jobs for locals Page 06

Foreign nationals with business interests in South Africa to employ citizens or permanent residents, making up not less than 80 percent of the staff compliment of the business

ACCOMMODATION NEED ACCOMMODATION? NEED SOMEONE TO SHARE WITH? HAVE A FLAT OR HOUSE TO LET? PUT YOUR ADVERT IN THE JOZI ADVERTISER and get people to call you!

FREE TILL 10 March 2011 So, Hurry while space lasts.

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IN THIS ISSUE 5 Ways To Increase Your Efficiency - Page 11 - This is a start of a series to improve your individual performance.

Jozi’s Important Emergency Numbers - Page 11 - Never get caught in a catch 22 situation without them.

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Thinking Allowed

Advertise in any publication that you want.......... .......... but where is the intelligence in that?

The Publisher’s Ink austin@joziadvertiser.co.za When your business slowly becomes desert dead wood?

INTRODUCING The Jozi Weekly Advertiser

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rovincial Media Economist would like to introduce a first in Jozi, Hillbrow, Braamfontein, Berea and Yeoville. A platform for the Business Community to show off their wares to the community around them i.e. their immediate potential buyers. As you read my introduction, I am sure you are already developing a lot of ideas in your mind, right? Well, become as innovative as you want, we will turn your innovation, your creativeness into something that you can present to your immediate community and turn it into something you can take to the bank!

Study has shown that the community becomes emotionally attached to a publication that reflects their immediate environment. The same goes for the Jozi Advertiser as it brings ease of shopping to the lounges of its residents in Hillbrow, Joburg City Center, Braamfontein, Berea and Yeoville- all for FREE! The publication is 80% Advertising (A One Stop Shop for Shoppers) and 20% sports, advice on health issues etc, Recipes, Puzzles, Community Meetings & Events, Letters, Entertainment, Places of Interest and sizzling Competitions. It also captures general social and networking scenes to give it life. The advertising is presented from a column centimeter (Classifieds), 1/8; 1/4; ½, Full Page or double page spread as well as inserts from pamphlets to A3 size or A2 folded. It has full colour on most pages to give more appeal and interest. Adverts are presented in high graphics to avoid a lot of reading unless if it is an announcement or an Advetorial. We carter for the Small, Medium, Micro Enterprises (SMMEs), Corporate and Government Advertising. Our rate card is available on request but since this is the first issue, we have included our rate card on page 5.

Supplements that are pull-out publications inside the main newspaper are also welcome as long as they are business or community related and nonpolitical. In some cases, if the supplement gets a platinum sponsor, the supplement gets branded with the platinum sponsor logos and colours. You are free to consult us for advice on this.

Pullouts are popular with Real Estate, Mortoring, Government and big corporate companies where by when they have an event, our photographers can cover the event and a 4 page pullout is designed to give a special highlight on the event and sold to the client to be published inside the publication.

Alternatively, the client can provide the photographs and content to be used.

Our plan is to have permanent Real Estate and Motoring pullouts.

There are also regular features on companies that play a positive role in the development this community, including profiles of business movers and shakers here.

This is the street launch of the publication. The boardroom launch is still to come and will be attended by business people or representatives of businesses in and around this community as well as advertising agencies, and the Media.

Jozi Advertiser will come out every Thursday morning to prepare the community in good time to plan their weekend shopping trips and initiate positive telephone contacts to establish the availability if the items that they want to buy. The copies are distributed across Hillbrow, Joburg City Center, Braamfontein, Berea and Yeoville through street distributers also dropping off at identified shops and households in and around the same.

EMPOWERMENT We have identified unemployed youths as street distributers in the community who will distribute for us. The goal is to have these street sellers to develop regular networks of interested readers every week so as to assist us to keep an accurate database of our readership. We are working on compiling a database of the people that will subscribe with our street, flat and house sellers so that we can also empower our advertisers as they will know the living standards of the people that they are communicating with in this community.

This being our very first issue, we invite you to take a plunge and dive deep. If you are a business wanting to communicate with the Jozi community, ADVERTISE with us, talk to us about your needs. Its all about networking. You can advertise in any publication that you want, but where is the intelligence in that? Advertise with the Jozi Advertiser and move with the tide. Now, that is intelligence!

Tel :011 433 9111 Fax: 086 505 0060 Cell 081 302 9635 Email: info@joziadvertiser.co.za Website: www.joziadvertiser.co.za

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EASY ADVERTISING PUT A BUSINESS CARD SIZE ADVERT IN Jozi Advertiser If you wink in the dark, no one will see you!

So, where is the intelligence in that?

We will help you to wink in Public & be seen.

TALK to us about Your Needs That is intelligence!

Business card size advert only R150 limited time only!

So, Hurry while space lasts.

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Want to talk about achievements, problems & challenges in your community?

Write to us at: admin@joziadvertiser.co.za; Fax: 086 505 0060

Jozi Advertiser Team

Via Email : admin@joziadvertiser.co.za; Via SMS / MMS: 081 302 9635; Via Fax: 086 505 0060.

See you on the other side! Enjoy.

Health Contributor Grace Phiri +2772 552 9397

TRUE LOVE OR..........

I told her : "I might not be rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John, but I love you and adore you and want to spend the rest of my life with you.”

She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like there is no tomorrow and whispered in my ear... : "If you really love me… introduce me …to John”

Sports Analyst / Writer Mhlengi Ngcobo +2782 793 6617

Sports Photographer Milton Malatse +2783 956 4588

ADMINISTRATOR Ashleigh Moyo +2773 374 2392

MARKETING (Jozi) Zodwa Mguni +2773 175 1289

MARKETING (Braamfotein) Daniel Ncube - 078 585 8080

MARKETING (Hillbwo etc.)

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GRAPHIC DESIGN Nonceba Xezu

ASST. GRAPHIC DESIGN Ntate tsotetsi

Contact Details Jozi Advertiser is published by Provincial Media Economist Group Reg: 2007/039677/23

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Email: admin@joziadvertiser.co.za

ADVERTISING Tel: 081 302 9635; Fax: 086 505 0060; Email: advertising@joziadvertiser.co.za DISTRIBUTION JHB, Hillbrow, Berea, Yeoville: Sabelo Magasela - 082 667 1448 Braanfontein: Daniel Ncube

Group Publishing Director: Austin Menzies Moyo Snr. - +2783 512 7096

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SERVICES Tour Packages There are a number of packages that are put forward as guidelines: Tourists (Local & International people) This is designed for the person who wants to “see” South Africa. It however takes regard of the origin of the people i.e. South Africans or foreign tourists so as to allow the customisation to become of the most benefit to the recipients.

Local Transfers This package is designed for hotels, companies, individual or organisations and private hire, shuttle or chauffeur services.

Customised Tours These are aimed at the innovative tourists where tours are designed by groups or individuals and executed as per their requirements. Sports Clubs, common interest groups form a huge part of this clientele base.

For more information visit: www.mzotoursandtravel.co.za ; Email: info@mzotoursandtravel.co.za Tel: 011 434 5576; Cell : 073 245 0191; Cell: 083 771 9705; Fax No : 086 655 8249

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Death Income.  Salary Payable for 24 months after death of member.

Premium: Case study  Member age 35  Non Smoker.  Life Cover R100 000  Funeral Benefit  Trauma Cover R200 00-00  Salary R10 000 FOR 24 Months  = R166-25 per month.

Packages can be developed according to specific needs.

Contact Louw Parsons for more Information.

Cell: 083 343 7523 Office: 086 111 1219 E-mail: louw@hisec.co.za

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OZI IDOL EMPOWERING OUR READERS, NETWORKING THE COMMUNITY

UNLEASHING JOHANNESBURG’S BEAUTY

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SMS your dedications to your friends, family and loved ones to us and we will publish them in this column. Remember to choose a song for them to play at home to remember YOU. You can send your dedications via SMS to 083 512 7096.

Standard SMS Rates apply

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Unleashing Jozi’s Beauy Beauty, Looks & Age is not an Issue!

You must be Community wise.

Jozi Advertiser is looking for the Great Daughter of our Community each week. She may be just by the corner from you or it maybe you! We would like to feature her or you on this space.

Beauty comes in different forms, appearance, deeds, communitywise etc. What is yours? Send us pictures and short description to: admin@joziadvertiser.co.za

If you would like to sumbmit a potencial cadidate for the Jozi Idol space, please email profile and pictures to admin@joziadvertiser.co.za. Ladies from across Jozi can participate and age is not an issue. Currently there are no prizes until there is a sponsor for the space.

COMING SOON FREE DAILY & WEEKLY SOCCER BETTING TIPS You won't only just get free tips and predictions, you'll get free analysis, statistics and form!

This is not like other predictions or tips sites. It does not just produce predictions from a simple algorithm or random number generator, it shows you the detail, statistics, form and analysis behind each game so you can judge for yourself.

WATCH THIS SPACE Email: admin@joziadvertiser.co.za

Cuphane Catering Services Specialists in Indoor/Outdoor Catering services We cater for all forms of parties Serving continental and African Weddings, birthday parties, private Dinners & lunches, Matric dances, end of year parties etc.

Contact: Grace Amanda

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MGEWU KHUMBULA EKHAYA DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS FORGOTTEN TO GO BACK HOME EVEN JUST TO VISIT? If so please give us information and our photographers will visit them and take a picture of them and encourage them to go home through this space. If you have a clear picture of them, email or MMS it to us with a paragraph of information e.g. Name, where they come from, how long they have not been home, their phone number etc.

Email: info@joziadvertiser.co.za ; MMS: 083 512 7096

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35XXX COMING SOON WHEN IT COMES, SAVE IT IN YOUR PHONE AND USE IT ANYTIME THAT YOU FEEL LUCKY I wld lyk 2 say hi 2 my frn ds Lee, phethi, andy, nathi hlanya uyaphhapha mfuphi & charlie & all grd 11a frm Khulas c u in grd 12.My baby boy sphamandla luv u, sng by Dj Cleo (ngihamba nawe) frm Zamokuhle aka Mazet.

I lyk 2 say kuma member ekhabinet, mtolo, modise, rispoto, kophimakhafizim, nash & my luv thumi I luv u 4rm Manana.

I wld lyk 2 thnk all da staff of thobelani & my family, I congratulate all matriculants who passed last yr, I wish dem all da prosperous future "Ooh! Lord I'm glad dat all las vegas crew had pass their matric, keep dem safe.Doctor aka Doc: man D & Las vegas, sng by Zola (its urlyf).

Thumbs up 2 Las vegas crew, 12c crew & my bravusi, mfana, sbu & da crew of Thaobelani luv u guyz sng by Zola (lwandle).Dr. D Hey Ntate happy new yr & I wish u all da bst. Let 2011 be a success 4 u & I still luv u. I hope dis yr we will be 2gether. Frm da luv of urlife I would lyk 2 say hi 2 Nelly at ext 7 nd not 4getting Khethiwe also, keep up da good work & enjoy 2011 4rm Thully @ ext6, sng by: Kheisha White (I used) Mom u were alwayz there 4 me in good times & bad when I need sum1 to support me u were there dat is why u'r so special 2 me I say enjoy de year of 2011 & God bless u 4rm Thully, sng by:Hlengiwe Mhlaba (remember me).

Hey yo! I wud like 2 thank all ama'Zuntra nama Shantra montra 4 taking care of us thru dis fest've n their honesty nt 4getting their generousity.Mcosto crew!!!

I would lyk 2 say hi 2 da ff people, Thando, Magotso, Thoko, S'bongza @ ext 2 nt 4getting da 1 & only man in my lyf Andile Ntshangase 4rom Zanele in Heidelberg

Hey yo wekum 2011, OXJ u wer da best n 2 daregulars u wer rockin' 3 much.2 da shantra motras keep up da gud work n stop calling us we'l cal u.unkwn VUT dudes

I will like to say hi to my girlfriend Mpume I love u babes & to my friends Speelman, Sydney, Sphiwe, Thimothy Maduna & Mukiti 4rm Stanley.

HOW YOU WILL USE THE NEW NUMBER TO WIN

You will need to SMS the word “SAWUBONA” followed by a space then your dedication. You will receive a confirmation SMS afterwards to acknowledge receipt.

Remember. One dedication to one person. Everyday, 7 days a week, selected cellphone numbers will win airtime.

The more SMSs you send the bigger the airtime that you can win and the more the chances. See? Its easy! For the time being send your dedications FREE as the new service will cost R3. Try it. It works. Even with Free SMSes!

DEADLINE FOR EACH WEEK’s DEDICATION FOR PUBLICATION IS TUESDAY 12 NOON ANY DEDICATIONS AFTER THAT WILL BE PUBLISHED IN THE FOLLOWING WEEK’S ISSUE

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CAPE TOWN | BLOEMFONTEIN | JOHANNESBURG Chairman's Club Member Blake Morgan will be the Special Guest at the Regional Leadership Development Weekends in February.

HOM'S JUST ANNOUNCED! Don't miss this special opportunity to learn from Chairman's Club Member Blake Morgan, one of Herbalife's Legends.

At 17, Blake Morgan dropped out of school and was earning $300 a month mowing lawns when he first heard about Herbalife on a TV programme. "I got the number of a Distributor and called right away," recalls Blake, "but when he found out how young I was, he referred me to another Distributor. I guess he didn't think I could be serious at such an age." Blake continues, "I immediately started using the products, lost 12 pounds and was convinced the products worked.

Because I had never sold anything before I didn't know how to do a presentation so I talked about my own results. That's how I got my first customers." Adults didn't take Blake seriously, so he began building his Herbalife business with kids his own age. His business grew slowly but steadily. Through sheer persistence and determination in the face of many obstacles, Blake progressed step-by-step until he qualified for the Chairman's Club now earning in excess of USD7 Million per month, yes per month.

Come and see and hear for yourself.

"Becoming a Chairman's Club member provided me with the opportunity to work closely with Herbalife's top Distributors," Blake acknowledges.

Herbalife Opportunity Meeting with Blake Morgan

STAY AHEAD OF THE ROADSIDE QUEUE Get Your Customers to call You! Get Hired even when you are not Advertise Your Car Here in the Queue!

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Home Affairs commits to jobs for locals

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retoria - Home Affairs has shown its commitment to heed President Jacob Zuma's call to make 2011 the Year of Jobs.

Briefing Parliament's Portfolio Committee on Home Affairs, Deputy Director General Jackie McKay said the department had proposed that foreign nationals with business interests in South Africa employ citizens or permanent residents, making up not less than 80 percent of the staff compliment of the business.

This, McKay said, had to be done within a period of 12 months from the date of issue of the visa to do business in SA. These meetings are organised by Independent Herbalife Distributors and are open to ALL Herbalife Distributors & their guests.

CONTACT DETAILS For more information please contact Vusiwe Ngwenya Cell No.: 0829230960 Email address: vusingwe@vodamail.co.za

ENGLISH LESSONS Yeoville Community Centre

083 315 7298

The prescribed categories will be determined by, amongst others, the Department of Trade and Industry.

McKay also revealed that during the public hearings on the Immigration Amendment Bill, parties also agreed that some form of pre-screening of those seeking asylum in South Africa (relating to entry requirements in terms of the Immigration Act, rather than the Refugees Act) was necessary.

This will help the country to deal with, for instance, fugitives from justice, who are seeking refuge in South Africa. Once an asylum seeker has been successfully prescreened, he or she will be directed to the closest Refugee Reception Office, where his or her entry into South Africa will be processed according to the Refugee Act. Some of the other suggested changes proposed by department officials include the decreased sentences for officials and foreign nationals implicated in fraudulent and corrupt practices.

Parties will continue to deliberate on the issues presented by the Home Affairs Department. Afterwards, the Bill will be voted on in the Parliamentary Portfolio Committee before being voted on by the National Assembly. BuaNews

Advertise in any publication that you want....... ....... but where is the intelligence in that?

It is like winking in the dark.......

You know what you are doing....... But who will se you?

JOZI ADVERTISER INTELLIGENT ADVERTISING Tel: 011 433 9111; Fax: 086 505 0060; Cell: 081 302 9635; Email: advertising@joziadvertiser.co.za

ALL our advertising Sponsors also get a free listing online for the same week on: www.joziadvertiser.co.za

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Roads (Reconstruction of Pavement layers, Asphalt surfacing etc.)

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Paving (Bricks, concrete and Tar) Altering to Buildings and Structures Roof Structures etc.

Painting and Building Structures

Mechanical Works & repairs A. Compressors B. Generators C. Construction Plant (available also on hire) D. Lifts and Grease pumps PROJECT MANAGEMENT is part of our specialization Labour intensive construction Surveying In addition to the above activities, Mlilo Projects is also involved with the creation of essential urban infrastructure, thereby assisting organizations and authorities in their function of raising the quality of life in their respective areas helping South Africa to achieve and maintain a high level of development.

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The Nigerian Patriotic Movement for the Advancement of Sustainable Infrastructural Development & Democracy South Africa Branch Date: Sunday 20th February 2011 Venue: Divine Kitchen 23 - 25 Kruis & Main Streets Johannesburg Time: 14H30

Conveners / Patriots: 072 712 9429; 083 548 2018 This is an independent advert that has been paid for by the NPMASIDD

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A DATE WITH GOD WEEKLY BREAD Deuteronomy 28V 6 8

Great Times Are Here!

These are great times of excitement and God is moving in the hearts of His people. Daily, people's lives are being touched and forever changed by God through the ministry of the man of God, Pastor Chris.

The 11th day of March 2011 will be yet another magnificent opportunity for millions to experience the overwhelming move of God's Spirit. It's A Night of Bliss with Pastor Chris at the Soccer City Stadium, Johannesburg, South Africa, from 6pm till dawn!

Night of Bliss programs with Pastor Chris are Holy Ghost filled meetings, full of miracles and many that attend, receive something of lasting impact that lingers on and on in their lives. During these programs, thousands of souls also heed the call to salvation and their lives are forever changed with Jesus as their Lord and Savior.

The Night of Bliss program took place for the very first time in SOUTH AFRICA in the year 2008, and till date, it's still a point of reference! It was the very first big Christian program that caused the whole of Johannesburg to stand still for Christ; an epoch-making event that will remain indelibly printed in the history and annals of the great nation, South Africa!

Watch this interesting report…

A blessing will be on your coming in and on your going out.

That was amazing, isn't it? And now it's time to encounter something greater; an experience so real and true!

You may never have attended such a meeting like this before, but now is the time to be a part of this unforgettable night. God has a special message for you and wants to do something special in your life.

The next few weeks preceding this life transforming program will sure be fun and exciting; something worth your while. We encourage you to follow us on this blog and also participate in the discussion forum specially set up for you towards the upcoming remarkable Night of Bliss with Pastor Chris at the Soccer City Stadium, Johannesburg, South Africa.

Registration to participate in this event is required but free. If you are yet to register, visit http://www.nightofblisssouthafrica.co.za/ today!

What are your expectations? March 11th is a day not to miss; spread the word, share the excitement! It's time to receive a special blessing in your life that will promote you to the next level of triumph!!

God bless you!!!

By the power of the Lord, those who take arms against you will be overcome before you: they will come out against you one way, and will go in flight from you seven ways.

The Lord will send his blessing on your store-houses and on everything to which you put your hand: his blessing will be on you in the land which the Lord your God is giving you.

Also Read Ps 121:8 Le 26:7-8; De 28:25; 2Sa 22:38-39,41; Ps 89:23

Prayer Requests: 083 308 2777

THE AIDS AGONY PART 1

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N part one of Wellness in the community we have looked at productive age group of 18 to 35 years. The Survivor is here to share knowledge on HIV/AIDS with you. Our Counselor - Grace Phiri will try to answer your nagging problems.

WITH GRACE PHIRI “Subtypes” (kind of like different strains). In the South African Population, HIV Subtype C is the most common cause of HIV infection.

We often say that the future of our country depends on the unborn child, therefore, the unborn baby has been given first priority to prevent infecting the Did you know that HIV virus unborn baby. This kind of changes frequency, depending on program has a medical the weather and the area you are terminology and it's called; living? And did you know that 'Prevention of Mother-To-ChildHIV virus is not just one type, Transmission of HIV (PMTCT). but a couple of them? And that the differences are called The program is available to all

pregnant women and their families to do voluntary counseling and testing at no cost.

So that they can help to reduce the risk of infecting their unborn baby. To prevent transmission of HIV, the drug called Nevirapine is helping thousands of young women at 28 weeks of their pregnancy.

She's advised to Nevirapine orally once she is confirmed to be in labour. It has been confirmed 88 percent decrease of infection. After delivery the baby is given Nevirapine syrup by the professional midwife in

WEEKLY HOROSCOPE PISCES (Feb 19 March 19) In comparison to many other people, you are extremely sensitive to the emotional atmosphere around you. You are no stranger to sadness, and there was probably a unhappy quality in your family relationships - particularly in regard to your mother.

person, intent on building security in your professional and personal life.

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attendance, ten drops once as soon as the baby is safely delivered.

Such baby is delicate and has few important rules to follow until at the dot age of six months. Bactrim syrup is given to the baby from six weeks onwards.

Such baby maybe tested HIV at the age of six months, or at the dot of one year.

Whilst the government is doing everything to save the unborn child, the pregnant mother plays a bigger role in protecting her unborn baby from infecting it with HIV. However, unreasoning young women has send thousands of babies to the grave because of their own selfishness failing to disclose their HIV status to sexual partners. Recently I was invited to pump sense into a 28 year old woman from the North West in South Africa, whom I will refer to as Letia residing in Orange Farm, Grace Phiri elaborates on their discussion.

GP: You told the counselor that you tested HIV positive during pregnancy five years ago, and you have kept it a secret?

Letia Yes. Until today and not even my boyfriend knows about it.

GP: Because you did not follow instructions, now the baby is living with Aids; and has developed TB of Pulmonary?

Letia My boyfriend knows about the TB, but not the HIV. He knows that our child is sickly.

he will ever know that you are HIV positive?

Letia HIV is not his favourite subject, so when I tested positive, I decided not to tell him because he was going to reject us.

GP: So you are waiting for him to fall sick and find out for himself?

Letia: Yes! At least that's when I will suggest that we all get tested.

The above conversation is not strange in our campaign against HIV and Aids.

About Tuberculosis of Pulmonary: This type affects the chest and the lungs which is noticeable by coughing. And TB of the organs, the victim does not cough. gracephiri@lifeobserver.4mg.com or lifepub@yahoo.com Grace will continue this discussion with Letia in our next issue. We challenge you to forward any questions and comments you may have.

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rlando Pirates will be hosting AmaZulu at Orlando Stadium on Sunday at 15:30.

Orlando Pirates is going to this game with their tails up after beating Mamelodi Sundowns last weekend.

Pirates is on top of the log leading with four points. Orlando Pirates has one cup this season and they look more certain to be the league champions this year.

Dlamini scoring each game makes him a favourite coming to this game as Pirates defense looks shaky.

our fans for the red card picked by Tlou Segolela” said Mickey.

When asked about appealing the red card to the PSL, he said that, they will not appeal as they respect the referee's decision and they want to set a good example to other teams.

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Rudi “Peach Shirt” Krol will he ware his lucky shirt?

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Bidvest Wits

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2011-02-19

20:15

V. Da Gama Cape Town

vs

Ajax Cape Town

2011-02-20

15:30

Santos Fc

vs

Kaizer Chiefs

2011-02-20

15:30

Golden Arrows

vs

Moroka Swallows

2011-02-20

15:30

Orlando Pirates

vs

Amazulu

SOCCER PREDICTIONS

Log Standing (16 February 2011)

13 Herbs IMPILO Tea For Good Health

ORLANDO PIRATES

20

13

5

2

28

12

16

44

AJAX CAPE TOWN

20

12

4

4

31

20

11

40

With Mhlengi Ngcobo

KAIZER CHIEFS

19

12

3

4

29

15

14

39

FA CUP

MAMELODI SUNDOWNS

20

12

2

6

31

15

16

38

Chelsea vs Everton Chelsea is more likely to win as they played draw last week and Everton beaten 2-0 by the struggling Bolton Wanderers

BLOEM CELTIC

20

8

8

4

21

16

5

32

SANTOS FC

19

7

8

4

23

20

3

29

GO LDEN ARROWS

20

7

4

9

22

23

-1

25

PLATINUM STARS

20

5

9

6

20

22

-2

24

Wigan Athletic vs Bolton Wanderers This game will be very tough as both teams won last weekend but Wigan has the home advantage

FREE STATE STARS

19

5

9

5

15

18

-3

24

V. DA GAMA CAPE TOWN

20

6

6

8

20

27

-7

24

AMAZULU

19

5

8

6

30

28

2

23

BIDVEST WITS

18

6

4

8

28

22

6

22

SUPERSPORT UNITED

19

5

5

9

16

24

-8

20

Birmingham vs Sheff Wed Birmingham will win this one, simple because they are playing at home and they beat Stoke last weekend

MARITZBURG UTD

20

4

6

10

18

31

-1 3

18

MOROKA SW ALLOWS

19

3

5

11

13

28

-1 5

14

BLACK ACES

20

2

2

16

13

37

-2 4

8

Man City vs Notts County Man City are the wounded lions so they will bounce back on this game because of the quality they have in their team over Notts County

Stoke vs Brighton This game will be a draw, Stoke's game dropped compare to last season's Leyton Orient vs Arsenal Arsenal looks more focused now so they will win

West Ham vs Burnely West Ham played a draw against West Brom, after leading 3-0 first half last weekend so the will make it up to their fans. West Ham will win.

NB: Predictions are merely for entertainment only and should be used as such.

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