LAUGH IT OFF - ITS THE BEST MEDICINE! Little boy sitting near a pregnant woman in the Hospital. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Oh. Really! Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Hmm. If the baby is good, why did you have to eat it up?
Class Debate Teacher: Now that we have all witnessed the impact of COVID-19 Lockdown, who is more important to the society, a Doctor or a Teacher? Student:
Hmm! The Teacher is more important. This is why they told the Teachers to stay at home and be safe. Even if Doctors die, Teachers will teach more students and train new Doctors. With these few points of mine, I believe I have been able to convince and not confuse you that Teachers, I repeat Teachers are the best and most important persons in our society. Thank you.
JUST KEEP LAUGHING 1. Can February march? No, but April may!" 2. How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll meet in court!" 3. Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, they wouldn’t fit me." 4. Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them! 5. Can you allow a Nurse whose Husband sells Coffins attend to your pregnant wife in a hospital? 6. How many Leaves do Public Servants get? Ugu leaf, Ewedu leaf, Water leaf and Bitter leaf. 7. Three Medical Doctors are discussing the types of patients they prefer. Doctor A: ''I prefer Librarians; all their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor B: ''I prefer Mathematicians; their organs are clearly numbered.'' Doctor C: ''I prefer Lawyers, they pay their hospital bills on time because whether they win or lose in court, they collect their Fees. Nigerian Proverbs in Pidgin English Nigerian Proverbs are on point with little effort! Render them in pidgin, and you add extra flavour! 1. A get am before no be property! Translation: Don’t be boastful, never lay claims to past gone acquisitions. 2. Today na Newspaper, tomorrow na Suyapaper. Translation: No matter a situation, it will pass! 3. Same papa wit mama bon Akara and Moi moi. Na how dem tak waka for fire, mak dem difren. Translation: how you start a race does not matter, it’s the end that is important. 4. Fowl wey dem carry for head no know say to waka na work. Translation: You don’t know the value when someone else pays the bill. 5. Small pikin take agbada stat guy, wetin im wan wear wen e old? Translation: Take life easy, you can’t walk before you crawl. 6. Na pesin wey nor get money say Garri get Vitamin pass Salad. Translation: Face your reality. 7. Pesin wey too tey for party, go follow dem wash plate. Translation: Don’t overstay welcome! 8. Life dey show you pepper, you sef turn am to pepper soup. Translation: Make something good out of a bad situation. 9. If God wan bless you, even your goat go born cow. Translation: God’s blessings come in double folds.
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