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TONETA TIMES

Wednesday, 21st January 2050

Revolutionary technology within our grasp WOULD YOU COME BACK TO LIFE IF YOU COULD? Now there is a machine that can make your wish come true.

PLAY STATION 13 for sale!

You can buy that new console with two videogames and two controllers.

LUCK OF TIME won’t be a problem anymore The new house robot can clean, transform itself into a car and much more.

Nº 167

Eva de Heras, Rubén y Antonio Molina y Ginés Romera

Index

TONETA TIMES

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TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES

3

TRANSPORTS

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PARALYMPICS

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ARCHITECTURE

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COOCKERY

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GENETICS

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FASHION

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VIDEO GAMES

REVOLUTIONARY MACHINE THE CAR OF TOMORROW IMPROVEMENTS IN MATERIALS MAXIMUM SECURITY HEALTH CARE IS IMPORTANT CLONES OR ROBOTS? NEW FASHION STYLES PLAY STATION 13

TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES

REVOLUTIONARY MACHINE Michel Jackson is alive. A group of teenagers has invented a machine that brings you back to life. This machine has been invented to give a second chance to people who died from a crime and not by natural death.

The machine is similar to the machine of Frankenstein film. The teenagers have explained us how the machine works: it works with electricity and children's cells.

One day they decided to connect the machine to Michael Jackson and they brought him back to life. Then people realized that the machine really fulfilled the purpose for which it was designed.

Unfortunately, half an hour later Michel Jackson exploded for reasons not yet understood.

All the people who were in that place started crying and then the group of teenagers said that all that was only a joke and they showed that Michael Jackson was only a robot.

After that, the government deemed inappropriate the teen’s behavior, so they went to prison. They were supposed to serve a sentence of 6 years, but this did not happen. Finally they were released because many scientists started to make experiments with teenager's robot and they finally found that the machine actually worked. Now they are looking for new ways to make people live again.

Those scientists wanted the teenagers to teach them their knowledge about the machine and how it works.

Then the teens became famous for their invention and they set up a scientific academy to teach everyone how the machine works so they will have a huge group of qualified scientists that will improve the machine. In the future people will be able to use it because the machine will be as save as other technological machines.

The machine sales have increased +3 percent last year and all comments about it were full of satisfaction: people said that it was efficient and very easy to use. Quickly, the teens became rich and worldwide known. Over time, more and more people started using it and revive their loved ones, so that the population suffered a potential and unsustainable increase to the point that the factories couldn't suffice to produce the enormous amount of food needed to feed everyone.

At the end the government decided to destroy all those machines due to the fact that they didn’t want the disappearance of the human race. But this is not the end. As the group of teens lost all their fortune with the destruction of the machines, they claimed $100 million. The government finally decided to give them only 1 million because they discovered that the economic losses were less than $5 million.

TRANSPORTS

THE

CAR OF TOMORROW

Nowadays more and more technology is being incorporated into cars, planes and high-speed trains.

The industry of Parsche has spent $1 million in a new gorgeous car. The car has got special wheels so it can go under water: you have two means of transport into a single one. Also it has the most advanced technology like a huge 3D television hanging from the top of the car and a new invention that lets you get any kind of food that you want to in a few seconds.

The car is manufactured in many different colors and you can even choose the invisible one, which allows you to be permanently hidden. This type of car is designed for people who engage in espionage or even policemen and CSI workers. You can choose as well if you want to put the special wheels or not.

The most spectacular thing about this car is that it can be transformed into a human robot and in this mode you won’t have to worry about parking or paying any expensive ticket.

The boss of Parsche was the first to have this amazing car and he has said that the car was the best car in the world but only a little amount of people could buy it because of its price.

At present the industry of Parsche is keeping on with the project and also it is trying to improve the car so that its customers are satisfied. This is very important due to the high commercial competitiveness among different automobile companies. The boss of Parsche told us that they were developing a new high speed car with very expensive technology and he said that the car was expected to be ready for the year 2062. Till they finish the car they are showing as many prototypes as they can that are really good but nothing compared with the gorgeous car they will make in a few years.

Those predictions aren’t for sure because this project is very expensive and the car must meet many specific requirements if they don’t want to pay any complaint. They have to be sure that the car meets safety standards, is well equipped, efficient and ecofriendly.

Due to all those characteristics, the total spent on the construction and investigation of this car is as high as if we reconstruct a big city as London.

PARALYMPICS

IMPROVEMENTS IN MATERIALS Technology has gone so far last 20 years that many things and advances related to the Paralympics have been created by important people.

The Wheel Chair Propulsion: A gifted child has invented a wheelchair that has a propellant at the rear and the person sitting on it can action the propellant with a special gesture so he or she can move almost at the speed of an ordinary car: this wheelchair can reach the velocity of 100 km/h.

Due to this, you most likely have an accident if you lose your concentration while driving it.

These wheelchairs can be customized: you can change its color, you can choose between different powers of propulsion and depending on how and where you use it, there are different types of wheels.

The wheelchair propulsion can only be used by all those involved in Paralympics. Those who do not fulfill this may be fined up to $30,000.

Currently, the gifted brain that introduced the propelled wheelchair

is very wealthy and he has also contributed to the development of the Paralympics so he is also very famous on TV for his adverts.

We have found some of his prototypes and we have observed that the propelled wheelchair is a very complex machine.

The robotic arm: A group of scientists have developed a robotic arm in which you can incorporate any tool to play sports such as tennis racquets, a stick to play hockey, etc. Those robotic arms are going to be used in the Paralympics of 2050, so the participants can play in a perfectly normal way without caring about their disability. These robotic arms are now for sale in special shops because there are a few weeks left for the Paralympics and athletes should be ready to compete.

This group of scientists explained that those arms have the latest and most complex technology which is very fragile. This is because it works with electricity, photovoltaic cells and tiny microchips. They had already told us that the robotic arms will be ready in two months.

ARCHITECTURE

MAXIMUM SECURITY In 2050, we currently have a lot of new improvements in architecture which are available in our day to day.

We keep investigating folding flats and houses. Those technological improvements are starting to create a lot of profits. Here we have some of them, which are the most popular ones.

Capsule house Those houses can easily be opened and closed, due to the fact that you only have to press a button and to throw it fifty meters away. This button is in a pill or capsule, which contains the house. When you press the button the house doesn't magically appear, it contains a lot of chemicals which are perfectly connected to react with each other and at a constant pressure for each structure that make the form of all the rooms, objects and materials. The capsules will cost $500.000 the cheaper ones and $10 million the most expensive ones.

Dragon Ball Z will become a reality.

The highest building in the world The highest building ever is located in Freila city, next to the Onion Empire Building. It is 5 km tall and has 703 floors. The most expensive floor is the highest one because the

walls are made of flexible glass which allows you to have beautiful views such as the sky full of stars at night and the beautiful sunrise. A curiosity is that while the workers were constructing it, they had to sleep inside the building due to the fact that there wasn’t a lift and it took 6 hours to reach the floor.

Those are the most important advantages in construction and they have been studied by many scientists, architects and engineers during 30 years and here we have the results of their long work.

A special material The scientific community has just created a new invention to improve the skyscrapers’ structure.

The invention consists of a special material whose characteristics allow it to resist earthquakes. If you use that material to construct a building, it can withstand an earthquake with a magnitude of 9.5 on the Richter Scale. Its rigidity increases with height, so high buildings are more resilient to earthquakes than small ones. This is a good invention to save lives in case of natural disasters like earthquakes.

COOCKERY

HEALTH CARE IS IMPORTANT Cookery has advanced to solve the problems that famine has produced throughout the history of human beings. Now science has managed to solve those problems by experimenting with transgenic products and trying to make a fast process to multiply food. The result was better quality and variety of food.

Transgenic products These products have greatly improved: scientists have solved its problems and its secondary effects. In this year, the 87% of food is composed of transgenic products because they are bigger, cheaper and they have better properties than natural ones. Today, there is enough food in the world to feed everyone thanks to them.

Multiplication of food This process is still being investigated because it’s not completely safe. The only food that we can perfectly replicate is croquettes.

Due to this discovery, croquettes are the most cooked dish in the world, mainly in South African countries because it’s very affordable.

However, scientists are inventigating on that, so we will be able to replicate any dish in a few months.

New diet We have always the same problems with ineffective slimming methods, but now they are solved with the new onion diet.

As its name suggests, this diet consists on following your diet but accompanied by onion or you can also eat other vegetable which have the same properties as onion. The most important thing is to drink at least 4 L of water a day to have nice results. Several studies have shown that men can lose 10 kilos in a week and women can lose up to 14 kilos.

Big food The young scientist Dani Porrilla has invented the most revolutionary ingredient in the cooking world which is called M.F.F. (Make Food Fatter). This ingredient is similar to yeast but it is 10 times more effective than yeast so if you use 10 grams of M.F.F., your food will increase by 50% its volume. To make sure that this was true, he made an experiment last year: he baked two cakes, one with 10 grams of yeast and the other with only 1 gram of his new ingredient. When the cakes grew he realized that they had the same size.

This ingredient can be bought in many factories such as Mercadona, Consum or Lidl but not in small shops like Coviran.

This product is very useful for lovers of pastries and shops that use yeast every day as they save a lot of money.

GENETICS

CLONES OR ROBOTS? This field has been the most investigated by scientists. You have to invest a lot of money if you want to make a good work, if not you are not going to obtain great results in your project and your experiments will not be safe in a high percentage, so the scientific community will not pass the discovery. The new inventions in that field could be very important in human life.

Clones Scientists have found a new virus with a suitable DNA that can be added to our genome and change our DNA into the virus one. If we add that virus with our DNA to a person whose age is the same as ours, we will obtain a “copy” of us.

This method can be applied to animals and plants too. The army has increased its power by making perfect clones of the most intelligent and stronger soldiers. By multiplying those clones the army will have the most powerful soldiers.

Another application of these clones is in sports: we can multiply a good football player to have the best team.

People are trying to obtain Cristiano's and Messi's DNA to clone them.

Robots Scientists are investigating in robotics because they think that robots are our

future and will make our life easier: we can create robots whose task is to do housework and others which are able to solve mathematical problems and to talk like humans. The famous scientist Eliseo Martinez Hortal is now working on a new project to create robots that can change their shape into vehicles so families will have a butler and a car in only one robot. They are continuing with the investigations, especially in cars and smaller ways of transport.

Many people have argued about this robotic revolution due to the fact that they think that robots will replace people's job so it will be impossible to survive without money and food. To solve this problem the scientific community is making numerous studies to predict how their robots will affect economy, society, politics, tourism and culture. One of those studies said that tourism and economy will rise by 32% and culture will remain unchanged.

Talking about society, work places will increase by 4% and the quality of life will improve in both urban and rural areas. This will happen because the hardest work will be performed by machines. Studies have also shown some bad effects which can be “easily” solved if we all work together.

FASHION

NEW FASHION STYLES PIERCINGS

GAUGES

Fashion has changed a lot over the years to the point where the fashion nowadays can be dangerous. For example, people are getting piercings in their eyes, as you can see in this photo.

The gauges are like earrings that young people used to get in the beginning of the 21st century because it was “a new fashion”.

Even some people are getting a piercing in the iris, the most delicate part of the eye.

Many teens say that it's cool but their parents don't agree with them. If the piercing is not correctly put by a professional, you may suffer serious injuries and also lose your eye.

That kind of piercings has more problems: you cannot take it off once it has been put, so if you decide to put a piercing in your eye, think it twice.

Many people who have decided to put a piercing in their eye are now repentant. That is why thousands of people wanted us to write this article.

Parents are very worried about the effects that this kind of fashion can bring about. A Spanish doctor who has studied it has said: “The human is becoming sillier and sillier. Those new fashions are going to produce severe problems. Many people are going to go blind.”

At present those people are about fifty or sixty years old and their ears are completely shattered.

Scientists say that the same will happen to piercings: in the year 2100 many people will be blind or they will have their eyes shattered.

This article has been written to raise people’s awareness of the importance of making your own decisions and not doing what your friends do. We should teach our children that each person is unique due to our personality.

VIDEO GAMES

PLAY STATION 13 The 3rd December 1994 the first PlayStation was created in Japan by Sony Computer Entertainment. Now, 66 years later, the PlayStation 13 has been created by 希内斯 (Xī nèi sī), a Chinese console game designer. The video game stores received the first consoles two months ago and more than 500.000 people have already bought it despite its price. The PlayStation 13 costs $2.000. There are only 5 videogames for that console so the PlayStation 13 owners don't have much choice.

PlayStation without controllers. For example if you buy the Call of Duty Black Ops 7, you will feel like you were there killing people, but if you die in the game you won't die in the real life.

Those new technologies are the main reason of the success of the PlayStation.

The videogames are: 1. Grand theft auto XIV. 2. Great tourism XV. 3. Assassin Creed Eliseo Return.

4. Fifa 51.

5. Call of Duty Black Ops 7 In 2051 there will be a massive creation of new videogames whose goal is to end PlayStation 12. These videogames will only be played on PlayStation 13 so people will have to buy it and the value of PlayStation 12 will decrease a lot.

CHARARTERISTICS You can choose among two different memories: 500 GB or 1000 GB. The 1000 GB PlayStation memory costs $500 more than the other one, which costs $2329,99 PlayStation 13 allows you to play online free and it has a new way of playing: when you start the game, you can wear a helmet and so control the

It also detects the movement of your eye so you can select anything on the home screen just watching it.

A few months later appeared another console which hit the market. Since then, Xbox 720 entered in competition with PlayStation 13. Nowadays PlayStation Company has sold 600.000 units of its new console while Xbox has only sold 275.000 units.

People say that PlayStation offers better consoles than Xbox and also the PlayStation 13 is cheaper than Xbox 720.

So if you want to have a great time you only need $2.000 and a TV!