Mike on the Markets winter‘09
Vol III, Iss I
Whine and Peas This quarter‘s newsletter should at least make you think… How many other Stockbrokers out there are going to tell you that dividend stocks may not be right for you? Or bother to take time to rant about double standards in our legal system? Or give you a snazzy trading card of a modern-day villain? Or make wine recommendations for when all else fails? There‘s a reason other advisors don‘t do these things—-which probably has something to do with wanting to attract new clients, but hey, I‘m here to help. So in this issue I pick (fairly) on dividend stocks, politicians, rich golfers, and a sleazy money manager. On a positive note, Albert Einstein contributes on pg. three
and our really old friend Heraclitus on p. five. You‘ll find plays on Peace/Piece/Peas throughout, a majorly belated Seasons Greetings, and the BOL Corner going all Zen. And a pyramid. I‘ve always wanted a pyramid.
Mike Bosso Financial Advisor
I also have some informative and nice things to say about investments, but you‘ll just have to read the newsletter to find them. Wishing you all a very Happy Beginning of Baseball Season,
New Office Address FBR Wealth Management 8050 SW Pfaffle St., Ste. 100 Tigard, OR 97223
Mike
Bailout Wine: When All Else Fails San Francisco custom vintner Crushpad is offering a futures contract at U$39 per bottle on its ‗07 Napa Cabernet. For every 100 point drop in the Dow between your date of purchase and August 14, 2009, your final price will be discounted by U$2 per bottle. You can find more information on this unique hedging strategy at the website below. http://bailoutwine.com/site/Default.asp
Office 503-595-1662 Toll Free 877-421-9991 Fax 503-595-1666 Cell 971-212-9464 mike@teamfbr.com
Glossary investor (in·vest’·ur) n. One who purchases and holds assets in hopes of achieving capital gain or cash flow. May be feeling glass half-empty these days.
Disclosure Mention of this wine is for educational purposes only, does not address the entire topic, and should not be considered investment advice, a solicitation, or a recommendation to take up the drink. Futures Contracts are not suitable for all investors, particularly the underage or faint of heart. All investments and alcoholic beverages involve risk, including the possible loss of inhibition along with your invested principal. Past performance is NOT a guarantee of future results; tolerance typically increases. All transactions carry costs, some more than others. For more specific information on investment risks, you should consult the offering‘s vintner. Prior to implementing any strategy, taxpayers are urged to pour a glass, then seek the advice of their tax advisors. As far as I know I am not licensed to sell this product in any state.
oenophile (ē’·nuh·fīl) n. One who possesses a special love of, or fondness for, wine; including collecting and drinking. No longer mutually exclusive with investing. Glass half full kind of person.
Delay Your Distribution As you may be aware the Worker, Retiree, and Employer Recovery Act of 2008 was signed by President Bush on December 23, 2008. This is important news for retirees who have reached the age of 70 1/2. It is important because it suspends the IRS Regulation that requires you to take a minimum distribution ("RMD") in the tax year 2009. Should you choose to take advantage of this exemption, I will need to know as soon as possible. Please note – for those clients who have monthly or quarterly withdrawals: If you‘re RMD is paid out on a monthly or quarterly basis we need to advise the companies (that have custody of your accounts) that you wish to suspend these payments.
New business cards coming soon. So, change this in your little black book when you get a minute. All office phone numbers remain the same FOR THE TIME BEING and I still live in Sweet Home. My cell is still the best way to contact me and will probably never change… Sometimes that‘s comforting.
Inside 2 Dividends 3 Rule of 72 4 Green & Peace Portfolio Rx A Great Pyramid 5 BOL Corner Rant/Rave 6 Trading Cards Bernie Madoff
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