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September 8 - 14, 2024
Automation domination
Mark and Hank Hoagies in “Universal Basic Guys”
The future is now, and every day it feels like someone’s career becomes a redundancy to some new technological ad vancement. Brothers Mark and Hank Hoagies, voiced by Devin Halliwell (“Hustlers Gamblers and Crooks”) and Adam Malamut (“The Champions”), lose their jobs at the local hot dog factory when robots are brought in to replace them in the series premiere of the animated comedy “Universal Basic Guys,” airing Sunday, Sept. 8, on Fox.
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1. Issa of “Insecure”
4. Pa. nuke plant
7. “Cold ___”
11. Swan song
12. Push
13. Fuzz
14. Schuss, e.g.
15. MTV reality TV show with “The”
17. John Goodman series
19. Duke
20. Ocho minus uno
23. Old enough
25. Fairy tale character
27. Chat room chuckle
28. Word of possibility
29. Old gold coin
32. Valuable fur
34. Actress Blakley
36. Aardvark’s fare
37. Joel Edgerton series
41. Mark Cuban TV show
44. Have markers out
45. Unlikely to bite
46. Buffalo’s lake
10. J.F.K. posting: Abbr.
12. Plain speaking
16. Court order 18. Smoke
21. Wyatt Earp’s town
22. Carrier whose name means “skyward”
23. Worn out 24. Tea time, perhaps
26. Strong cleaner
47. Brief time out?
48. Team’s burden
49. ___ Canals
50. Brian of rock Down
1. Relax
2. Egyptian cross
3. “The Sopranos” star
4. “Will ___”
5. Complain
6. Runs without moving
7. Kyra Sedgwick series, with “The”
8. Tire filler
9. Skit-filled NBC show, for short
30. Scott of “Ripley”
31. Furniture wood
32. Chinese zodiac animal
33. Court fig.
35. Popular Art Deco prints
36. Prenatal test, for short
38. Syrup brand
39. Actor McGregor
40. Bank take-back
41. Big race sponsor
42. “2001” mainframe
43. ___, amas, amat …
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Sports this week
Sunday, Sept. 8
6:30 a.m. TRUTV MotoGP Racing MotoGP Racing. Gran Premio Red Bull di San Marino e della Riviera di Rimini (Live) (2:30)
6:45 a.m. CNBC 2024 Paris
Paralympics Women’s Wheelchair Basketball, Gold Medal Match: Teams TBA From From Bercy Arena in Paris.-(Live) (2:15)
9:00 a.m. CNBC 2024 Paris Paralympics Para Powerlifting: Women’s 86+kg, Men’s 107+kg Finals From Powerlifting continues at the 2024 Paralympics.-- (Live) (0:40)
9:40 a.m. CNBC 2024 Paris Paralympics Best of the 2024 Paralympics From Coverage of the 2024 Paralympics in Paris.-- (1:20)
10:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour
Champions Golf Ascension Charity Classic, Second Round From From Norwood Hills Country Club in Jennings, Mo.-- (3:00)
11:00 a.m. CNBC 2024 Paris Paralympics Marathons From Coverage of the marathons at the 2024 Paralympics.-- (2:00)
Noon (9) KMSP NFL Football (Live) (3:25)
(15) KVRR NFL Football Minnesota Vikings at New York Giants From From MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J.-- (Live) (3:25)
ESPN NWSL Soccer Houston Dash at NJ/NY Gotham FC From From Red Bull Arena in Harrison, N.J.-- (Live) (2:00)
1:00 p.m. (5) KSTP 2024 US Open Tennis Men’s Final (Live) (3:30)
CNBC 2024 Paris Paralympics
Closing Ceremony From Coverage of the closing ceremony of the 2024 Paralympics.-- (Live) (3:00)
ESPN2 Women’s College Volleyball Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)
BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota
Twins at Kansas City Royals From From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.-- (Live) (3:00)
2:00 p.m. (7) KCCO PBR Camping World Team Series Kansas City: Outlaw Days From From Sept. 7, 2024.-- (1:00)
(23) WUCW Minor League Baseball Iowa Cubs at St. Paul Saints From From CHS Field in Saint Paul, Minn.-- (Live) (3:00)
GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf Ascension Charity Classic, Final Round From From Norwood Hills Country Club in Jennings, Mo.-- (Live) (3:00)
USA NASCAR Cup Series Quaker State 400 From From Atlanta Motor Speedway in Hampton, Ga.-- (Live) (3:30)
3:00 p.m. (7) KCCO NFL Football (Live) (3:00)
(11) KARE Pro Motocross
Championship SMX Playoff 1 From From zMAX Dragway in Concord, N.C.-- (2:00)
ESPN WNBA Basketball Las Vegas Aces at New York Liberty From From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y.-(Live) (2:00)
ESPN2 Women’s College Volleyball Ohio State at Florida (Live) (2:00)
3:25 p.m. (9) KMSP NFL Football (Live) (3:05)
(15) KVRR NFL Football Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns From
From Cleveland Browns Stadium in Cleveland.-- (Live) (3:05)
4:00 p.m. CNBC 2024 Vuelta a España Stage 21 (2:00)
5:00 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30)
5:30 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30)
GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf
Ascension Charity Classic, Final Round From From Norwood Hills Country Club in Jennings, Mo.-- (3:00)
6:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Baseball Teams TBA (Live) (3:00)
7:15 p.m. (11) KARE NFL Football
Los Angeles Rams at Detroit Lions From From Ford Field in Detroit.-(Live) (3:15)
7:30 p.m. ESPN2 2024 US Open Tennis Men’s Final (3:00)
9:00 p.m. GOLF DP World Tour Golf DP World Tour Golf. Omega European Masters, Final Round (5:00)
Monday, Sept. 9
6:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals From From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.-- (2:00)
8:30 a.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, First Round (Live) (3:00)
9:00 a.m. BSNOR WNBA Basketball Minnesota Lynx at Washington Mystics From From Entertainment & Sports Arena in Washington, D.C.-(2:00)
11:30 a.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, First Round (3:00)
2:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals From From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.-- (2:00)
3:30 p.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, First Round (Live) (3:00)
6:00 p.m. TRUTV College Football Georgia Southern at Nevada From From Mackay Stadium in Reno, Nev.-(2:00)
6:30 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (Live) (3:00)
7:00 p.m. (5) KSTP NFL Football New York Jets at San Francisco 49ers From From Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif.-- (Live) (3:15)
7:15 p.m. ESPN NFL Football New York Jets at San Francisco 49ers From From Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif.-- (Live) (3:00)
ESPN2 NFL Football Monday Night Football with Peyton and Eli: New York Jets at San Francisco 49ers From From Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif.-- (Live) (3:00)
8:00 p.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, First Round (3:00)
TRUTV MotoGP Racing MotoGP Racing. Gran Premio Red Bull di San Marino e della Riviera di Rimini, Sprint Race (1:00)
9:00 p.m. TRUTV MotoGP Racing MotoGP Racing. Gran Premio Red Bull di San Marino e della Riviera di Rimini (2:00)
10:30 p.m.
ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30)
11:00 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30)
Tuesday, Sept. 10
6:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins
From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
8:30 a.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Second Round (Live) (3:00)
9:00 a.m. BSNOR WNBA Basketball Minnesota Lynx at Washington Mystics From From Entertainment & Sports Arena in Washington, D.C.-(2:00)
11:30 a.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Second Round (2:00)
2:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
3:30 p.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Second Round (Live) (3:00)
6:00 p.m. TBS MLB Baseball
Baltimore Orioles at Boston Red Sox From From Fenway Park in Boston.-(Live) (3:00)
TNT TRUTV Men’s International Soccer Friendlies United States vs. New Zealand From From TQL Stadium in Cincinnati.-- (Live) (2:00)
6:30 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (Live) (3:00)
7:30 p.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Second Round (3:00)
11:30 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30) Wednesday, Sept. 11
6:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
GOLF DP World Tour Golf DP World Tour Golf. Omega European Masters, Final Round (4:30)
9:00 a.m. BSNOR WNBA Basketball Minnesota Lynx at Atlanta Dream (2:00)
10:30 a.m. GOLF Women’s College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Final Round (Live) (3:00)
2:00 p.m. ESPN2 PPA Tour Pickleball Atlanta Slam (Live) (2:00)
BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
3:30 p.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Final Round (Live) (3:00)
6:00 p.m. ESPN2 Women’s College Volleyball Florida at Georgia Tech From From McCamish Pavilion in Atlanta.-- (Live) (2:00)
BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (Live) (3:00)
7:30 p.m. GOLF Women’s College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Final Round (3:00)
8:00 p.m. ESPN2 Women’s College
Volleyball Houston at Texas From From Gregory Gymnasium in Austin, Texas.-- (Live) (2:00)
10:30 p.m. GOLF College Golf Folds of Honor Collegiate, Final Round (3:00)
Thursday, Sept. 12
6:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins
From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
7:00 a.m. GOLF DP World Tour Golf DP World Tour Golf. Amgen Irish Open, First Round From From Royal County Down Golf Club in United Kingdom.-(Live) (5:00)
9:00 a.m. BSNOR WNBA Basketball Minnesota Lynx at Atlanta Dream (2:00)
11:00 a.m. BSNOR NASCAR Race Rewind 2023 Go Bowling at The Glen From From Watkins Glen International. From Aug. 20, 2023.-- (1:00)
Noon GOLF PGA Korn Ferry Tour Golf Simmons Bank Open for The Snedeker Foundation, First Round (Live) (3:00)
2:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
5:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Procore Championship, First Round From From Silverado Country Club North in Napa, Calif.-- (Live) (3:00)
6:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR MLB Baseball (Live) (3:00)
6:30 p.m. ESPN College Football Arizona State at Texas State From From Bobcat Stadium in San Marcos, Texas.-- (Live) (3:00)
9:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Procore Championship, First Round From From Silverado Country Club North in Napa, Calif.-- (3:00)
11:30 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30)
Friday, Sept. 13
6:00 a.m. BSNOR WNBA Basketball Minnesota Lynx at Atlanta Dream (2:00)
GOLF 2024 Solheim Cup Day 1 From From Robert Trent Jones Golf Club in Gainesville, Va.-- (Live) (11:00)
7:55 a.m. ESPN2 Formula 1 Racing Azerbaijan Grand Prix, Practice 2 From From Baku City Circuit in Baku, Azerbaijan.-- (Live) (1:05)
9:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
2:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00)
5:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Procore Championship, Second Round From From Silverado Country Club North in Napa, Calif.-- (Live) (3:00)
6:00 p.m. ESPN College Football UNLV at Kansas From From Children’s Mercy Park in Kansas City, Kan.-- (Live) (3:00)
ESPN2 High School Football Teams TBA (Live) (3:00)
TRUTV Baseball Banana Ball World Tour: Savannah Bananas vs. The Party Animals From From Grayson Stadium in Savannah, Ga.-- (Live) (2:00)
6:30 p.m. (41) KPXM WNBA Basketball Las Vegas Aces at Indiana Fever From From Gainbridge Fieldhouse in Indianapolis.-- (Live) (2:00)
7:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR College Football Arizona at Kansas State From From Bill Snyder Family Football Stadium in Manhattan, Kan.-(Live) (3:30)
BSNOR MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (Live) (3:00)
9:00 p.m. (41) KPXM WNBA Basketball Connecticut Sun at Phoenix Mercury From From Footprint Center in Phoenix.-- (Live) (2:00) GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf Sanford International, First Round From From Minnehaha Country Club in Sioux Falls, S.D.-- (2:00)
11:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Korn Ferry Tour Golf Simmons Bank Open for The Snedeker Foundation, Second Round (2:00)
Saturday, Sept. 14
6:00 a.m. GOLF 2024 Solheim Cup Day 2 From From Robert Trent Jones Golf Club in Gainesville, Va.-- (Live) (8:00)
6:30 a.m. USA Premier League Soccer Southampton vs. Manchester United From From St. Mary’s Stadium in Southampton, Hampshire, England.-- (Live) (2:00)
6:55 a.m. ESPN2 Formula 1 Racing Azerbaijan Grand Prix, Qualifying From From Baku City Circuit in Baku, Azerbaijan.-- (Live) (1:05)
9:00 a.m. USA Premier League Soccer Liverpool vs. Nottingham Forest From From Anfield in Liverpool, Merseyside, England.-(Live) (2:00)
11:00 a.m. (5) KSTP College Football LSU at South Carolina From From Williams-Brice Stadium in Columbia, S.C.-- (Live) (3:00) (9) KMSP (15) KVRR College Football Alabama at Wisconsin
From From Camp Randall Stadium in Madison, Wis.-- (Live) (3:30)
CNBC Diamond League Brussels (2:00)
ESPN College Football Memphis at Florida State From From Doak S. Campbell Stadium in Tallahassee, Fla.-- (Live) (3:00)
ESPN2 College Football Oklahoma State at Tulsa From From H.A. Chapman Stadium in Tulsa, Okla.-(Live) (3:00)
11:30 a.m. (11) KARE Premier League Soccer Aston Villa vs. Everton From From Villa Park in Birmingham, England, United Kingdom.-- (Live) (2:00)
USA NASCAR Cup Series Go Bowling at The Glen, Qualifying From From Watkins Glen International in Watkins Glen, N.Y.-(Live) (1:30)
Noon (7) KCCO PPA Tour Pickleball Atlanta Slam, Semifinals (Live) (2:00) (23) WUCW LIV Golf League LIV Golf League. Chicago, Day 2 From From Bolingbrook Golf Club in Bolingbrook, Ill.-- (Live) (5:00)
BSNOR MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (2:00) 2:00 p.m. (11) KARE 2024 Solheim
Cup Day 2 From From Robert Trent Jones Golf Club in Gainesville, Va.-(Live) (3:00)
CNBC College Football Morehouse vs. Howard From From MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J.-(Live) (4:00)
GOLF PGA Korn Ferry Tour Golf Simmons Bank Open for The
Snedeker Foundation, Third Round (Live) (3:00)
USA NASCAR Xfinity Racing Series Mission 200 at the Glen From From Watkins Glen International in Watkins Glen, N.Y.-- (Live) (2:30) 2:30 p.m. (5) KSTP College Football Texas A&M at Florida From From Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville, Fla.-- (Live) (3:00) (7) KCCO College Football Notre Dame at Purdue From From RossAde Stadium in West Lafayette, Ind.- (Live) (3:30) (9) KMSP (15) KVRR College Football Oregon at Oregon State From From Reser Stadium in Corvallis, Ore.-- (Live) (3:30) ESPN ESPN2 College Football Teams TBA (Live) (3:00)
5:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Procore Championship, Third Round From From Silverado Country Club North in Napa, Calif.-- (Live) (3:00) USA Motorcycle Racing SuperMotocross World Championship, Playoff 2 From From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas.-- (Live) (3:00)
5:30 p.m. (23) WUCW College Football Ole Miss at Wake Forest (Live) (3:30)
6:00 p.m. ESPN College Football Texas-San Antonio at Texas (Live) (3:00)
BSNOR MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Minnesota Twins From From Target Field in Minneapolis.-- (Live) (3:00)
TRUTV College Football Kennesaw State at San Jose State From From CEFCU Stadium in San Jose, Calif.-(Live) (3:30)
6:30 p.m. (5) KSTP College Football Georgia at Kentucky From From Kroger Field in Lexington, Ky.-(Live) (3:30) (7) KCCO College Football Colorado at Colorado State (Live) (3:30) (9) KMSP (15) KVRR College Football UCF at TCU From From Amon G. Carter Stadium in Fort Worth, Texas.-- (Live) (3:30) (11) KARE College Football Indiana at UCLA From From the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif.-- (Live) (3:30) (41) KPXM NWSL Soccer Angel City FC at Racing Louisville FC From From Lynn Family Stadium in Louisville, Ky.-- (Live) (2:00)
ESPN2 College Football Teams TBA (Live) (3:00)
9:00 p.m. (41) KPXM NWSL Soccer San Diego Wave FC at Utah Royals FC From From America First Field in Sandy, Utah.-- (Live) (2:00) GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf Sanford International, Second Round From From Minnehaha Country Club in Sioux Falls, S.D.-- (2:00)
9:30 p.m. ESPN College Football San Diego State at California From From California Memorial Stadium in Berkeley, Calif.-- (Live) (3:00) TRUTV College Football New Mexico State at Fresno
Videoreleases
Late Night with the Devil
In 1977 California, Jack Delroy (Dastmalchian) is the host of the late-night variety talk show “Night Owls with Jack Delroy.”
After his wife Madeleine (Haig) dies of cancer, Jack and his talk show go on hiatus. When he returns, in order to boost the show’s low ratings, Jack decides to host a special occult-themed episode on Halloween. Special guests include psychic Christou (Bazzi), skeptic and former magician Carmichael Haig (Bliss) and parapsychologist June Ross-Mitchell (Gordon), who has also brought her latest research subject, Lilly D’Abo (Torelli). The 13-year-old Lilly is a survivor of a mass suicide by a Sa-
tanic cult and claims to be possessed by a demonic spirit. As the show progresses, increasing paranormal activity plagues the set alongside memories from Jack’s past, and it becomes evident that he and the spirit possessing Lilly have met before.
Directors:ColinCairnes, Cameron Cairnes.Stars:David Dastmalchian,LauraGordon, IanBliss,FayssalBazzi,Ingrid Torelli,RhysAuteri,Georgina Haig,JoshQuongTart.2023.95 min.Horror.
All of Us Strangers
Adam (Scott) is a television screenwriter living a self-induced isolated life in London. One night,
he encounters his intoxicated neighbor, Harry (Mescal), who has noticed him in the building and asks to join him. While Adam declines, he is intrigued by Harry. While visiting his abandoned childhood home, Adam encounters the spirits of his mother and father (Foy and Bell), who had died in a car accident when he was a young boy. When he returns to his flat, Adam once again encounters Harry, and the two begin a romantic relationship. Continuing to return to visit the spirits of his parents, Adam must reconcile with the loss of his parents or risk losing Harry and the only connection he has made in his life.
Director:AndrewHaigh.Stars: AndrewScott,PaulMescal,Jamie Bell,ClaireFoy.2023.105min.RomanticFantasy.
Kill
Amrit Rathod (Lakshya) is a soldier for the National Security Guard, a counter-terrorism unit in India. When he learns that his girlfriend (Maniktala) is being forced into an arranged marriage, Amrit boards a train to New Delhi to stop the ceremony. Amrit’s bold and romantic gesture is sidetracked when a gang of knifewielding thieves headed by Fani (Juyal) begin to terrorize the passengers on the train. Accompanied by his friend Viresh (Chauhan), the two are forced into a deadly battle with the gang in order to rescue the passengers and make it to New Delhi alive.
Director:NikhilNageshBhat. Stars:Lakshya,RaghavJuyal,AshishVidyarthi,HarshChhaya,TanyaManiktala,AbhishekChauhan. 2023.105min.ActionThriller.
Extreme Sudoku
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Late Laughs
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Ladies and gentlemen, ... we’ve been off for two weeks, and over the vacation, I’ve been doing something that I haven’t done in a long time and that’s enjoying the news. It’s all because of Vice President Kamala Harris. Her ... eleventh-hour candidacy has supercharged
this campaign. It reminds me of when the Cleveland Cavaliers drafted LeBron James to replace Joe Biden.
Even though we may have gotten used to Kamala being the nominee, ... the change has thrown the convention organizers for a loop. Party planners typically have months to plan their political choreography. It’s true. For
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instance, at the Republican convention, it took them nearly a month to fully inflate Matt Gaetz’s face.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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A former customer service agent has been charged with stealing $79,000 in Southwest Airlines vouchers. His punishment? Using them.
Following a wave of momentum, Vice President [Kamala] Harris is now the betting favorite to win the 2024 presidential election. And it’s all thanks to her new campaign strategy: letting [Donald] Trump talk.
Last night [Aug. 12], Elon Musk held a live conversation on X with former President Trump
that lasted over two hours. ... Things got off to a rough start ‘cause the event was delayed by 40 minutes due to technical issues. It’s nice to know the guy who builds self-driving cars and spaceships hasn’t quite figured out how to broadcast a phone call.
According to a new report, former President Trump is furious at his campaign staff for letting him make the “terrible” decision of picking J.D. Vance as his VP. Yeah. Trump regrets pairing up with Vance. He’s like, [as Trump] “This is why I always sign a prenup.”
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
With Jeff Goldblum
Welcome to “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” I am your guest host; my name is Jeff Goldblum. A lot of you at this point may be thinking, “Hey! What’s Jeff Goldblum doing here? Am I having that recurring sex dream again? The answer is pinch me and find out.
According to a new study — from Harvard University no less — celebrities, quote, play an influential role in getting Americans to vote in elections. That’s right. Celebrities like Guillermo and ... myself wield a tremendous amount of power. Before I did all those ... Apartments.com commercials, virtually nobody had ever heard of an apartment.
Late Night With Seth Meyers
Actor Tom Cruise performed a stunt yesterday [Aug. 11] at the closing ceremony of the Summer Olympics in Paris. Pretty cool, but not nearly as dangerous as competing in the Olympics.
Drug-sniffing dogs in Ecuador recently discovered more than 12,000 pounds of cocaine hidden in a banana shipment, though I think at that point you found some bananas in a cocaine shipment.
Former President Trump was scheduled today [Aug. 15] to hold a news conference at his New Jersey golf club. So first, he had a press conference at Mar-a-Lago. Now, he’s doing one at his golf club. Is he running to be America’s first work-from-home president? I’m pretty excited for his first Zoom of the Union.
A charity in New Zealand said this week [Aug. 11-17] that it had unknowingly distributed candies laced with methamphetamine. But on the plus side, they raised a ton of money.
Budget airline Wizz Air this week [Aug. 11-17] launched a so-called “all you can fly” annual pass, because nothing makes you feel safer than an airline that uses the same business model as Golden Corral.
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“Jack Whitehall: Fatherhood with My Father” (Sept. 10)
This travel miniseries follows Jack Whitehall and his father, Michael Whitehall, as they embark on a globe-trotting trip to find answers to the big questions facing the comedian after becoming a dad
“The Money Game” (Sept. 10)
Following some of the top athletes at Louisiana State University (LSU), this six-part docuseries looks at the impact that the NCAA’s decision to grant NIL (name, image and likeness) rights to studentathletes, permitting them — for the first time ever — to earn endorsement compensation while maintaining their amateur athletic status, has on the lives of the athletes. Featured athletes include gymnast Olivia Dunne; basketball players Angel Reese, Flau’jae Johnson and Trace Young; hurdler Alia Armstrong; and football player Jayden Daniels.
“How to Die Alone” - Season 1 (Sept. 13)
This comedy series follows Mel (creator Natasha Rothwell), “a broke, fat, Black” JFK airport employee who’s never been in love and has forgotten how to dream. Until, that is, she has an accidental brush with death that catapults her on a journey to finally take control and start living by any means necessary.
“Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation” - Sing-Along Version (Sept. 8)
A spinoff of the animated youth series “Big City Greens,” this movie, now re-releasing as a special sing-along version, follows the Green family as they embark on an adventurous, outer space-bound vacation. When thrill-seeker Cricket (Chris Houghton) tricks his family into taking a “road trip” in space, chaos in the cosmos quickly ensues. Despite growing frustrations between Cricket and his dad, Bill, the two must learn to appreciate each other’s unique perspectives in order to prevent disaster.