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All-star ladies ready to tee up here again! Golf Las Americas is selected to host the Ladies Spanish Open

THE cream of women’s golf in Europe will congregate at Golf Las Americas in the next few days for the Ladies Spanish Open, which starts on Thursday. It will be Tenerife’s 11th consecutive year of hosting the event, which forms part of the Ladies European Tour. What an accolade for the Island because it is the only Ladies Tour event to be played in Spain this year. And what a treat it will be for the players to have the sun on their backs after competing in the British Open in chilly, breezy Liverpool this week. All the leading stars, bidding for a share of the 350,000-euro prize fund, will be among the 126 Order of Merit contenders. They include No1 seed Carly Booth, from Scotland, Germany’s No2 Caroline Masson and Spain’s thirdseeded Carlota Ciganda. The Tenerife Open Matchplay event was also played at Golf Las Americas last year, when Becky Brewerton fired a four-under-par 68 to win the Tenerife Ladies Match Play event on the same

course. The 28-year-old North Wales player, from Abergele, played superbly to withstand the challenge of Australian Nikki Garrett and win by a single shot. Las Americas also hosted the Tenerife Open in 2003 and, as usual, this year’s event will be televised live around Europe. For the Royal Spanish Golf Federation to choose Tenerife again for one of their big tournaments speaks volumes for the efforts made last year by Tenerife Tourism and the Canary Islands Government, who sponsored the event jointly. The intention was to promote Tenerife as a major golf centre for all-comers and it has paid off. At last year’s opening ceremony Jose Manuel Bermudez, who was then the Tenerife Tourism Minister said: “The huge media coverage is worth around 25 million euros in terms of economic impact.” With our economy facing even more desperate times a year on, the new head of Tenerife Tourism, Miguel Santos, will be hoping for at least the same financial return this time.

Above: Defending Spanish Open Champion Melissa Reid

Tenerife Tourism is again featured prominently as chief sponsor, with the Spanish Federation promoting the event. The two organisations have reached an agreement in order to maintain the high

standards of this tournament, which is regarded aa one of most important and rooted in the ladies schedule after all these years. That is also why the Golf Las Americas course has been selected again. The

prestigious course, designed by renowned coach John Jacobs, has been widely acknowledged throughout Europe, and is viewed as the best venue to organise tournaments in Spain. It’s a championship 18 hole par 72 course with an overall length of 6.051m (6.617 yards). The whole show is being run by Deporte & Business, a company which, for the past decade, has had extensive experience of organising professional tournaments, such as the European Nations Cup, the Tenerife Ladies Open and this

Spanish Open since 2002. Last year’s Spanish Open, held at the Los Flamingos course in Marbella, was won by England’s Melissa Reid, who took the title on the last hole in a thrilling finish. A year earlier, England’s legendary Laura Davis picked up the title on the same course. The Spanish Open gets underway on Thursday (20th Sept), proceeded by a pro-am on Wednesday and practice the previous day. The event will finish on the Sunday, followed by a prizegiving ceremony.


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TUI’s charity day a great success W O R L D W I D E travel group TUI’s charity day, held last Wednesday at Leonardo’s, Playa de las Americas, was a great success. Niel Hayhoe, Area Manager, Holiday Experience, TUI UK & Ireland -Tenerife, La Palma and La Gomera told Canarian Weekly: “Today has been a great success. It’s an annual fund-raising event which has been in the planning for about one month, but we carry out various fund-raising activities throughout the year, including our famous bar crawls, and we operate a shuttle service at the

Sensatori Hotel; clients pay 4 euros, which is split 50% between TUI and the hotel and both parties donate the funds to charity. The fund raising has amassed over 6,000 euros to date. All funds raised will be shared between the NSPCC, Family Holiday Association and locally the Tenerife Bomberos. Maggie Lennard, Oasis Fm’s afternoon DJ, broadcasted live from the event and there

were loads of family fun activities and entertainment provided by 40 TUI reps, including a bouncy castle, face painting and an appearance of the Adeje Bomberos, complete with fire engine and a world record attempt for the most pairs of pants worn! Niel concluded, “I would like to thank the following people and companies for their support, who made it a brilliant day: David and Helen

Elliot – Leonardos, Andrew Palmer and Darren Harris – Premier Communications, Christoph Kiessling – Siam Park, Freebird Catamaran, Submarine Safari, Hotel Playa Paraiso, Hotel Marylanza, Hotel Sheraton La Caleta, Hotel Gran Oasis, Hotel Bahia Del Duque, Hotel El Tope, Hotel La Palma Princess, Hotel Parque de la Paz, Apt Parque Santiago 3 & 4, Hotel Costa Adeje Gran, Hotel Gala and OasisFm /Canarian Weekly.

Above: David Elliot with Oasis Fm's Maggie Lennard

Local fire fighters receive boost from EZE group ADEJE based, Bomberos Voluntarios, who tackled the forest blazes in Tenerife some two months ago, have been given a welcome boost thanks to a charitable donation from Birmingham (Midlands) based EZE Group Foundation. EZE Group are leisure and lifestyle specialists, with offices in Tenerife, Malta and the UK and strong links with the Midlands through its sponsorship of Birmingham City FC and Aston Villa Former Players Association. The donation of 1,088 euros was made to Bomberos

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Voluntarios Adeje who worked tirelessly throughout the fires. A number of staff and their families working at EZE Group were affected by the fires, so the company decided to make the donation as a thank you to the volunteers. Chris Chilcott, from Regency Shores SL on behalf of EZE Group, said: “Given our strong links with Tenerife and the fact that many of our customers from the Midlands come out to the island we felt it was a very worthy cause to support. The volunteers do a great job and were really in the thick of the action.” Left: Daniel V Darias, CRO for Regency Shores SL presenting the donation to the volunteer fire fighters.

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WHAT'S ON! We Love Nooctua The final show will now take place on September 15th in the capital, Santa Cruz (The Mayorazgo,) a date which replaces the Saturday August 18th show, which has been changed for organisational reasons.

Adeje Car Rally The XXIII edition of the Rallye Villa de Adeje begins today, Friday. September 14th is the opening when the cars will be on display. On Saturday the rally begins, this year there is a new stretch between Santiago del Teide and Guia de Isora. The street circuit is 18kms long. More information www.adeje.es

Tenerife Salsa Festival 20th and 23rd September The event will be held in the sports hall of Los Cristianos and dancers gather from the Canary Islands, Spain and Europe. In total, the Festival will be 65 hours of music and dance, with performances by the participants dance academies, orchestras, DJ’s and the Canarian Salsa Competition. More information www.arona.org

SEVERAL Spanish MEPs have already confirmed they will present and support an amendment to the proposed TransEuropean Transport Network, which currently does not include Tenerife. The news came in a statement from the Tenerife Cabildo’s Minister of Economy, Competition and Tourism, Carlos Alonso, who travelled to Brussels early this

m o nt h to confirm the MEP’s support. The Minister said that one of the ways to make sure the island is included in the network and therefore share in the 50,000 million euro funding available, is by filing an amendment that places the island as an urban node. Alonso explained that during recent days, in collaboration with the Canary Islands Government and the Ministry of Development, he has held several meetings with Spanish MEPs, making amendments and gaining support from Socialist and Liberal groups. In the case of the Popular Party, the Cabildo adviser said that although Gabriel Matos

showed support for the initiative he has yet to confirm their vote. He thanked Juan Fernando López Aguilar, Inés Ayala, Gabriel Mato, Luis de Grandes and Izasqun Bilbao for their support. “The way in which we are working now is for the EU to consider both Santa Cruz and Las Palmas as urban nodes, becoming part of the core network,” he said. The amendment must be submitted before the 28th of this month so that, if it is accepted, it can be discussed at the next European Parliament plenary session. However, the Cabildo has an alternative to being in the TEN, in case this route fails.

The idea is, Alonso said: “To work in another amendment that incorporates the expansion of the transport corridor from Strasbourg to Lisbon, arriving at the Canary Islands, which would then ensure our Island infrastructure is included on the main network”. The Minister stressed the importance of seeking social support through the platform # TFseMueve, but noted: “We must also work in search of political support”. Therefore, he said the next step is to invite the leaders of other political groups on the Island’s Council to come on the next visit to Brussels.

Help for fire damage expected

An evening with Joe Longthorne Saturday 22nd & Sunday 23rd September Come and join us for an Evening with Joe Longthorne at Showtime, Karting Las Americas. Exclusive to Tenerife, the evening with Joe Longthorne on Saturday 22nd and 23rd September includes a three-course meal with wine. Tickets are just 50 euros, or upgrade to platinum with premium seating and Torres wine for just 70 euros. To book your tickets, telephone (+34) 669 622 622 or online at www.showtimetenerife.com

Disney Live ‘The Magic of Mickey’ 26th – 30th September Pabellón Insular “Santiago Martín”, La Laguna, Tenerife 16:00 y 19:00 horas Tickets available from: El Corte Inglés Price: 20 euros – 30 euros

TEN-DIEZ Magma, Centro de Arte & Congress, located in Playa de Las Americas, will be hosting TEN-DIEZ, an exhibition by ten photographers, from the 21st to the 29th September, 2012. Doors will open at 17:00hrs on Friday 21st and the Inauguration will be at 20:00hrs on the same day, with live music commencing at 21:00hrs.

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THE Cabinet is expected to approve a decree by mid-September on urgent measures to alleviate the damage to those affected by the recent fires. In his appearance in Congress, Minister Arias Cañete said that the aid will be similar to that provided in 2009 and its approval will

provide additional support to autonomous regions, in order to mitigate the damage to people and property and restore the affected areas. Meanwhile, Arias Cañete has estimated that around 181,000 hectares have burned in Spain so far this year. The Minister, who appeared at the request of the Izquierda Plural, Grupo Mixto and UPyD in the lower House, has made an estimate by adding together the perimeters obtained from

aerial photographs in the fire control centres and data sent by the regions. Arias Cañete said,“So far this year the support required from the Ministry has been above average compared to recent years, with the government already acting in 405 fires. The greatest impact has been in Castilla y León, where there were 375 interventions, Galicia, with 238 interventions, and Valencia, with 170 interventions. In all, we have

provided assistance on 1,747 occasions, with 5,661 hours flying and 27,883 water drops”. He refers to the actions that took place in the great fires in Valencia, Murcia and Castilla-La Mancha in the last days of June and early July, and the work undertaken in early August on the fires here in the Canary Islands, including those at Villa del Mazo in La Palma, Alajeró in La Gomera and El Tanque in Tenerife.

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Fiesta Days

Bargains and fun in El Medano THIS week until Sunday, the public is invited to El Medano to take advantage of some terrific deals in the El Medano en Saldo event. Organised by the Granadilla Agency for Employment and Local Development

and the El Medano Business Association, more than 50 establishments, from retail stores to bars and restaurants, are offering their products at special sale prices. Agency Chief Esteban Gonzalez explained that this part of the coast, which has a large number of visitors at this time, will become a great showcase for local businesses,

complemented with a variety of recreational activities. The primary goal, says Gonzalez, “Is that companies in this part of town can offer their products that have not sold during the season at a low cost to visitors and the general population, as well as revitalise this part of the coast”. Restaurants, bars, fashion

stores, accessories, footwear, gyms, insurance-related businesses and leases, pet shops, windsurfing, hairdressers, computers, among others, are just a sample of participating local businesses, alongside a programme of exhibitions, free concerts, dance classes, parties and a whole lot of surprises!

Rajoy buys some time PRIME Minister Mariano Rajoy appeared to have bought some time to decide whether or not to seek a European bailout, after meeting in Madrid with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who voiced her strong support for the austerity measures he has introduced. “I didn’t come here to say what reforms Spain should or should not take. I have plenty of confidence in the Spanish government and I am impressed by the measures it is taking,” Merkel said during a news conference after their meeting. Merkel also told the press that she had not discussed conditions for a possible bailout, which saw the market rally and helped to push Spain’s borrowing costs down. Rajoy has said that he

wants to wait and see what conditions EU leaders, including the head of the European Central Bank (ECB), would impose on Spain if his government were to ask for a bailout. In Frankfurt, ECB president Mario Draghi announced that the bank would embark on a new bond-buying scheme but with “strict and effective” conditions for countries that ask for it. “There isn’t anything new. When there is news, I will tell you,” Rajoy said when pressed

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on whether or not he will ask the ECB to buy Spanish bonds. “I haven’t even had time to read Draghi’s speech yet.” The ECB president held his news conference at the same time that Merkel and Rajoy were talking to reporters in Madrid. Just as Rajoy has been ambiguous over a possible rescue package, sources at the Prime Minister’s Moncloa office are also skirting the issue. But many believe that it is only a matter of time before Spain makes its formal

request for aid. Nevertheless, Rajoy wants to limit the number of conditions Brussels might demand of the Spanish government, and the prime minister had been expected to convey this message to the German chancellor and ask her to support him. For the moment, Rajoy has bought some time, and will now wait to see how the markets react over the next few weeks to see if he can avoid having to ask for a handout.

NEXT year’s fiestas for the Canary Islands have been announced by the Canarian Government; the seven Canary Islands share 11 fiesta days in common. The following are the dates for 2013 - 11 days of celebration throughout the Canaries: January 1 New Year January 7 Epiphany March 28 Easter Thursday March 29 Easter Friday May 1 Labour Day May 30 Día de Canarias. August 15 Virgin of Candelaria October 12 National Spanish fiesta November 1 All Saints Day. December 6 Spanish Constitution Day December 25 Christmas Day In addition, in Tenerife only, February 2nd is also a fiesta day for the celebration of the Virgin of Candelaria. This brings the total to 12 days. Now this is where it gets a little bit complicated. As well as these 12 days, each municipality (areas that Tenerife is divided into) have their own two days for various fiestas. The Canarian Government has announced that it is currently preparing the list of local fiestas for 2013; they will be announced in the coming months. So this brings the total number of fiestas for every part of the Canaries to 14 days. Because these two days are added throughout the island it gives the impression that Tenerife is always celebrating a bank holiday so to speak.

But it will! As there are only 52 weeks in a year, you may live in one municipality, work in another and your children may go to school in another, so it’s as if we’re always on holiday. Tenerife is made up of 31 separate municipalities, commonly grouped in three categories: Metropolitan area: Santa Cruz de Tenerife, La Laguna, El Rosario, Tegueste. North area: Tacoronte, El Sauzal, La Matanza de Acentejo, La Victoria de Acentejo, Santa Ursula, La Orotava, Puerto de la Cruz, Los Realejos, San Juan de la Rambla, La guancha, Icod de Los Vinos, Garachico, El Tanque, Los Silos, Buenavista del Norte. South area: Santiago del Teide, Guia de Isora, Adeje, Arona, Vilaflor, San Miguel de Abona, Granadillade Abona, Arico, Fasnia, Guimar, Arafo, Candelaria. Puerto de la Cruz, once regarded as the centre of everything is actually, physically the smallest municipality in the Canary Islands with 8.73 Km2. Previously it was included as part of La Orotava, which is the largest municipality - 207.31 Km2. With all this talk about fiesta days no further mention has been made about ‘linking days’ e.g. when a bank holiday falls on a Tuesday or a Thursday, employees tend to take the day in between as a link day to make a long weekend, which according to the government seriously affects the economy and thus, the islands lose money. Perhaps they will decide this at a later date as well. Until next week…

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NEWS IN BRIEF Fast 6 stars arrive

Fast and Furious 6 actors, led by Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Dwane Johnson have arrived in Tenerife. The stars will be staying in the south while managers of Universal Pictures have reservations at an establishment in the capital. The centre of production operations will be located in Garachico, where they will move the 97 cars, trucks and even tanks that will be used during the filming. One of the main sequences of the film to be shot on the island will be on the ring road in the south. The stretch of road is the future link between the north and south motorways and is not yet open to traffic, allowing the team at Universal Pictures to have the privacy they require during shooting.

Unpopular euro

‘Transatlantic Trends 2012’ is a recent study presented by the BBVA bank. It says that over half the Spanish population believes that adopting the single currency has been a bad move, whilst 41 per cent say it was a sound decision to make. Three in 10 Spaniards believe the country should pull out of the euro and go back to the peseta - although another three in 10 feel strongly that it should stay put, according the survey.

San Miguel Town Council The San Miguel Town Council has announced that it will be extending the hours of the Registro General, located at both the Town Hall in San Miguel and at the SAC office in Las Chafiras. Services are now on offer on Wednesday afternoons. The Council wants to improve services to the public for such requirements as signing on to the padron, applying for travel certificates and general advice. Opening hours are now Monday to Friday, from 8am until 2pm, Wednesday also from 4pm until 6.30pm. In San Miguel only, Saturdays 8am until 1pm. Some services are also available online at www.sanmigueldeabona.org

Mass exit by youngsters

The rate of unemployment in the Archipelago, the second highest in the country where 52% of young people are unemployed, has forced thousands to seek work outside the Canary Islands, preferably in European countries such as the United Kingdom, Germany and France. Australia, Brazil, Mexico or the United States have also begun to emerge as viable options despite their remoteness. Since the impact of the economic crisis began to be felt in 2008, a total of 37,086 over 18 islanders have left the Archipelago in their quest to find a job outside the Spanish borders.

Ryanair loses pressure

The loss of cabin pressure during a Ryanair flight from Madrid to the Canary Islands last week saw the plane have to turn around and perform a forced landing, touching down at Barajas an hour after having taken off, according to sources from the airline and the airport. Flight FR2011 to Gran Canaria took off at 7.15am, and when technical problems were first noted, the crew carried out standard procedures to deal with the depressurisation of the cabin, including the deployment of oxygen masks for the passengers and a descent to the corresponding altitude. The Irish airline has apologised to the 160 passengers, who were put on a replacement flight later on.

Roadside checks

As children return to school, the Directorate General of Traffic (DGT) has announced that it will be stepping up roadside checks until September 16th, to ensure that people carrying children in a vehicle are complying with safety regulations. They will be looking to see that all vehicle occupants make proper use of safety belts and child restraint systems according to the weight, age and height of each child. Trafico has launched this campaign of awareness and safety, coinciding with the beginning of the school year, to remind all parents of their obligation to bring their children to school using appropriate child restraints.

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Las Galletas holds seaside clean-up ABOUT sixty people, including Red Cross volunteers, environmentalists, divers and the general public, participated in the recent campaign ‘The Clean Sea’, on the beaches of Las Galletas and Los Enojados. The initiative was developed by the Arona Environment

Department led by Antonio Sosa, in collaboration with the office of Environmental Voluntary Participation and the Tenerife Cabildo. The campaign consisted of cleaning up the beach and surrounds, as well as underwater cleaning, environmental workshops

and a turtle release from ‘The Tahonilla’ Centre for Wildlife Recovery. Participants on the day removed about 600 kilos of waste off the coast of Las Galletas, of which roughly 500 kilos came from the bottom of the sea. Councilman Antonio

Sosa, said, “This type of action is essential to raise public awareness, which is so important to avoid the deterioration of our natural areas, and understanding that rubbish does not only affect the landscape, but also endangers the life and habitat of local species”.

Government are really against forced labour for the unemployed THE Canarian Government’s Minister of Employment, Industry and Commerce, Margarita Ramos, has just announced that the Island’s Government will not apply the Royal Decree Law 25/2012, which calls for forcing unemployment benefit claimants to work on the clean-up of areas affected by the recent forest fires. Ramos explained that the Government is in opposition to the measure brought in from Madrid, saying, “This is like punishing the unemployed for their condition”. Ramos continued, “The Rajoy Government insists on considering the outof-work as guilty of being unemployed, on benefits and wastefully spending, punishing them by forcing them to perform labour in return for the benefits they receive. “The Canary Islands

Government wishes to emphasise that the benefits and allowances that are paid to the unemployed are as a result of their contributions, when they were working. It’s not an act of charity, it is an individual right that emanates from the laws governing the Social Security system,” said Ramos. Secondly, the Minister of Employment stated, “These kinds of policies mean the Government can avoid job creation plans and programs to recover the forests, the mountains, clear debris, repair homes and affected paths, etc. This measure appears to be aimed at avoiding the creation of real, new jobs,” she explained. Third, Margarita Ramos argues that these measures do not incorporate any regulations on the conditions of employment. “You need legal regulations on working hours, rest periods, safety,

occupational safety, work accident insurance. Who is responsible for compliance with health and safety for these unemployed? Who assumes responsibility for accidents? Labour law requires the protection of all workers, whatever their nationality and the degree of skill involved, from accidents at work and this requires a ‘working relationship’, a ‘contract of employment’. “It’s what the Rajoy government denies these people, an employment contract to provide work and wages, instead demanding they work in return for social security benefits, “ she stated. The Minister also announced that the Canarian Government has asked the Ministry of Employment to establish a system to clarify the existence of an employment relationship, the responsibility for the safety and health

of the unemployed, liability for accidents at work and ensuring that all unemployed people involved in an initiative have the capabilities, skills and appropriate training. “The Canary Islands government rejects this measure, which has been introduced across the board,” said the Minister. Finally, Ramos asks whether the Rajoy Government believes that those who are unemployed are construction labourers only. “Does he not know, perhaps, that the unemployment rolls are full of nurses, doctors, engineers, teachers, architects and so on, who are all desperately seeking employment? “Will they end up being sent to work as a punishment for having been fired, having lost their work, having suffered the consequences of the crisis?” concluded the Minister.

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Arona Mayor pops in to see work on a new-look Centre ARONA’S Mayor, Jose Alberto Gonzalez Reveron, accompanied by a group of Town Councillors, recently visited the works at the Civic Centre in El Fraile. The building is to be a centre specialising in training and employment, forming part of the Local and Urban Development Strategy, cofunded by the European Commission under the ERDF within the Urban Community Initiative (URBAN). The works carried out on this site and local neighbourhood are conditioning, adaptation and improvement of the physical conditions of the centre, including the installation of equipment, as well as various activities aimed at promoting citizen participation, through meetings, workshops and fo-

rums, plus the realisation of plans promoting employability and job placement. The work, which had been delayed by a problem with the infrastructure, particularly in the South Hall where it was necessary to readjust the project and seek funding outside the Urban Plan, should be completed before the end of this year. Arona’s Mayor said, “This centre aims to bring together all the social and cultural life of the core of El Fraile and with this action the district will be one of the best equipped, which is extremely important because this centre is the epitome of multiculturalism in Arona. The facility will help improve social relations, coexistence and above all, achieve a more balanced neighbourhood”.

Leaving Spain to find work

THE rate of unemployment in the Archipelago, the second highest in the country with 52% of young people unemployed, has forced thousands to seek work outside the Canary Islands, preferably in European countries such as the United Kingdom, Germany and France. Australia, Brazil, Mexico or the United States have also begun to emerge as viable options despite their remoteness. Since the impact of the economic crisis began to be felt in 2008, a total of 37,086 over 18 islanders have left the Archipelago in their quest to find a job outside the Spanish borders. With these figures, the Canaries are at the head of all the regions in the number of people who have left to find work during the last four years. The number of Islanders living abroad has increased by 51.5% since late 2007. In the first half of this year, some 6,063 people left the Canary Islands, of which 2,205 were Spanish and 3,858 were foreign nationals. According to the Spanish Electoral Roll Abroad (CERA), 1,201,433 Spanish adults lived outside Spain in 2008. Four years later, this figure rises to

1,509,333, representing an increase of 25.6%, with 307,900 packing their suitcases to seek work abroad. Those who have decided to pack up and leave the country are, for the most part, young people between 25 and 35 years-of-age, with advanced degrees or highly qualified, fluent in one or two languages and with no dependents. A recent study by The Network, an international alliance of job portals and HR companies formed by 124 firms, has surveyed over three thousand Spanish people. Some 30% of them said they would migrate to find work. The figure rises to 57% among the population with higher education. A technical profile, especially in the field of engineering, shows that work experience and fluency in English and German are the requirements that open doors in the labour market abroad. Over 47% of participants in the study said they would remain away for at least five years, indicating that workers are not looking for a new experience, but to create a life outside Spain due to the uncertain future of the national labour market.

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Tenerife, Volcanoes of Life TENERIFE Tourism has just launched an initiative on volcanoes and their benefits, a drive which aims to encourage tourism professionals, “To introduce volcanoes to visitors and make them more appetising and interesting as part of Tenerife’s resources”. Island Councillor for Tourism, Carlos Alonso, said that the volcano is “one of the great tourist attractions.”

a full range of five major volcanic areas in which the island has been classified and where tourists can learn more about volcanic manifestations present in Tenerife. The other four volcanic territories created, and that between them cover the whole of the island, are Gigantic Landslides, Land of Historic Volcanoes, Abeque Ridge and Explosive Volcanoes. For each one, Tenerife Tourism will develop training sessions for the corresponding areas on the Island. The potential and the attraction of volcanic Tenerife are unique in the world, bringing together most of the

existing volcanic processes. It houses the world’s third highest volcanic cone and has over one hundred craters and Badlands, (arid lava surfaces eroded by time). In addition, under the surface is a network of huge volcanic tubes formed by the cooling of the outer layers of lava during its progress, such as the Cueva del Viento, in Icod, which at 17 miles long is the longest in Europe and fifth in the world. In practice, the initiative ‘Tenerife, Volcanoes of Life’ is aimed at tourists seeking an authentic holiday experience. “This can be done while enjoying other activities, such as sampling our food and wine, impregnated

with volcanic character, or practicing activities such as scuba diving, where the seabed is so affected by volcanic properties or walk on trails where you learn more about lava flows, or Paragliding from cones and appreciate from great heights the most impressive geological formations of the Atlantic,” pointed out Carlos Alonso. ‘Tenerife, Volcanoes of Life’ is part of the Competitiveness Plan ‘Canary Islands, a Volcanic Experience,’ involving the Cabildos of Tenerife, La Gomera, Lanzarote and Gran Canaria, as well as the Central Government and the archipelago’s hotel associations.

Tenerife Tourism will carry out this training programme in collaboration with scientists at the Volcanological Institute of the Canary Islands (Involcan) and the Technological Institute of Renewable Energy, (ITER) to impart theoretical and practical knowledge about the volcanoes, existing measures on reducing volcanic risk, and especially on the use of all the benefits, from the tourism point of view. The first of five classifications will start the training sessions, which will be conducted in the Municipalities of Garachico, Los Silos, Buenavista and Santiago del Teide, coinciding with the first of the volcanic areas that were developed, from ancient volcanoes, and is aimed at all companies that are taking part in the new tourism product, ‘Tenerife, Volcanoes of Life’ or any others who would like to join. Hotels, restaurants, tourism companies and public facilities are some of the members of this programme. Tenerife Tourism has been working on ‘Tenerife, Volcanoes of Life’ since 2009. Since then, after a joint effort developed with business and local groups from Tenerife, they have managed to design

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Arona is hosting a new edition of Expoutlet ARONA will be hosting the fourth edition of Expoutlet on October 13th and 14th, an initiative led by Arona’s Economic Development and Employment department. Headed up by Afonso Marcos Esquivel, who says the project, “Intends to promote shops in our town, in a difficult economic time for the commercial sector, by encouraging sales, as visitors to the fair will find lots of products with a minimum discount of 50% from its initial price”. Arona Expoutlet 2012 will be held on the esplanade in front of the sports centre in Los Cristianos, in which about 60 shops will be represented, offering fashion and accessories, health and wellness, decor, home and gifts, plus children’s wares. Afonso Esquivel announced that this year a new feature will be used cars, called “Autocasión Arona”, with the participation of four companies involved

in the motor trade. The councillor states, “This initiative was not held last year because of a budgetary issue, but we decided to take it up again, in a little more modest manner, given the success we have always had in our town.” Besides the trade stands, visitors to Expoutlet Arona 2012 have a children’s entertainment service, and

multiple musical activities on stage. Businessmen and traders in the town who want to participate in this initiative can formalise their registration until September 24th in any of the offices of the Arona’s Citizen’s Service, either at the Town Hall, located in Arona town, or in Los Cristianos and Las Galletas.

New park opens in Los Cristianos

CANARY Islands Deputy Minister for Tourism, Ricardo Fernandez de la Puente Armas, alongside Director General for Tourism Infrastructure Miguel Cabrera, and the Mayor of Arona, Jose Alberto Gonzalez Reveron, were present at the recent inauguration of the Parque Central de Arona, ‘Los Morros’, a work that has been carried out in two phases and with a budget of 1,337,977 euros.

The objective of this project has been the implementation of the first two phases of a landscaped urban park with leisure facilities and playgrounds in Los Cristianos, in the municipality of Arona. The playing surface is about 21,690 metres square. Ricardo Fernandez de la Puente Armas expressed his satisfaction that the residents of this area can now have, “An outdoor space designed primarily for leisure and free time.” He emphasised, moreover, the concern of the Canary Islands Government to work

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on the recovery of public spaces in tourist zones in order to maintain and improve competitiveness as a holiday destination. In this sense, it also complies with the Competitiveness and Islands Tourism Quality 2008-2020 Agreement, signed in January 2008, which states, “The Canary Islands Government makes a commitment to adopt a series of actions carried out in coordination with public and private institutions in the field of renovation and rehabilitation”. The Mayor of Arona, Jose Alberto Gonzalez Reveron, said, “The opening of this park is about a new recreational centre for tourists and locals, as it is located at a strategic point between Los Cristianos and Playa de Las Americas, with both hotels and residential complexes”. However, the Arona Council, “Is wrong again,” according to the Los Cristianos Neighbourhood Association, who consider it unnecessary. “The Los Morros urban park, near the courts of the Palace of Justice, had been intended for other purposes,” they say. “There are enough parks scattered in different areas of Los Cristianos and Playa de lass Americas,” said a spokesperson.

“Part of the nearly 22 thousand square meters occupied by the new park should have been earmarked for construction of the longawaited health centre, since the one we have is obsolete and outdated from decades ago”, residents say. “It is sad and reprehensible that they have squandered nearly 1.4 million as we continue without a primary care health complex. Investment should have been destined for a work that would answer the demands of the local neighbourhood,” the Association claims. In addition, the residents say, “Because of the extent of the plot it would have been possible to build a local police station to meet demands. “However, the government of Gonzalez Reveron, instead of fighting to give a boost to the thousands of families who reside here, prefers to support actions that are not necessary”, expressed outraged members of the neighbourhood association. “In addition, the new park is located away from residential areas, so it is not the most appropriate place to have built a complex of its kind” notes the group. “The resort has many urban parks but their maintenance is very poor. The logical thing would have been to improve what is already in place”.

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Cabbies get new support in Granadilla THE MAYOR of Granadilla, Jaime Gonzalez Cejas, and Councilwoman for Transport, Guacimara Gonzalez, have expressed their support for the new taxi service regulations approved by the Canary Islands Government. The regulations entered into force on Tuesday, especially with regard to the elimination of transfers, which occur when vehicles have a permit for business reasons to pick up passengers at ports and airports outside the municipality in which their taxi licence pertains. Specifically, the section of the regulations of the taxi service that refers to this provision says; “Services should be initiated in the municipality to which the licence refers for urban transport. The service starts where the passengers are

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collected”.Guacimara González explains that the number of vehicles in Granadilla de Abona can perfectly meet the demand from the airport and around the town. “In total, we have 178 licences and more than 300 families making their living in this way, to which we must add a certain number of licenses from the neighbouring municipality of San Miguel de Abona, also operating at the airport,” she said. Both Jaime Gonzalez and Guacimara assert that they have always been against the transfers because they were detrimental to Granadilla taxi drivers. They add that they are already working closely with the Taxi Association of Granadilla, in order that this measure taken by the regional government does not change and that these permits should be regulated by the Cabildo. They also indicate that the city of Granadilla de Abona police have a plan to tackle any incident in this regard, especially on the busiest days of increased air traffic and passenger flow.

World-beater Michelle delivers a Paralympic swimming gold for us FOR all the national euphoria over Great Britain’s magnificent Olympic and Paralympic achievements - and Monday’s spectacular parade through London - Spain enjoyed its own corner of glory at the Paralympics. And none more so than Michelle Alonso, Tenerife’s brilliant teenage swimmer, who demonstrated her supreme talent with gold and a world record in the 100m breaststroke. The 18-year old, who trains at Tenerife Ademi’s elite Olympic-size pool in Santa Cruz, had warmed up for the event by winning five medals, including two golds, at the 2011 World Cup 2011, and another gold and

bronze at the Europeans in Berlin. So it came as no surprise to her coach and team-mates when she set a Paralympic record in her morning heat, then smashed the world mark in the evening final. Tenerife Cabildo President Ricardo Melchior was quick to send a congratulatory message, as was Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy. “I was not expecting a medal at all, let alone the gold,” said the dazzling youngster. “It was the best day of my life.” Unfortunately, her Tenerife Ademi colleague Oliver Israel Peña, who was also expected to be among the medals, managed only fifth place in his 100m backstroke final. Another Canary Islander, Gran Canaria’s Enhamed Enhamed, who is blind, collected a silver (400 freestyle) and a bronze (50m freestyle), having secured four gold medals in Beijing four years earlier. The swimmers proved to be Spain’s best group, winning 22 of the 42 medals (8 gold, 18 silver and 16 bronze), achieved by their team And their undoubted star was Zaragoza’s Teresa Perales, whose one gold, three silvers and two bronzes crowned her the most decorated Paralympian of all time with a 22-medal haul throughout her career. In all, the Spanish swimmers captured two gold, 11 silver and a bronze medal.

The Spanish team also won seven cycling medals (2 gold, 3 silver and 2 bronze), and they secured a brilliant onetwo in the visually-impaired marathon. Alberto Suarez won in world-record time, and was followed home by team-mate Abderrahman Ait Khamouch. Still on the athletics front, David Casinos picked up a gold in the discus, as did José Antonio Exposito in the long jump. Judo star Carmen Herrera maintained her consistency at this level by winning the 70kg class to gain her third gold medal at consecutive Paralympics. A special mention goes to Tenerife’s wheelchair basketball duo Rafael Muiño and Ismael Garcia, who surprised many by finishing fifth after Spain’s 16-year absence from the Paralympics. Overall, Spain finished in 17th place in the medals table, which was a disappointing result for the competitors and team coaches following their 10thplaced display in Beijing. The Paralympics proved every ounce as spectacular as the Olympic Games, with many worldwide officials showering praise on what was generally felt to be the finest ever staged. Such was the support for both sectors that the Paralympics matched the Olympic crowds, with up to 80,000 spectators packed into the athletics arena for most events. Superstars were born, with

triple gold winner David Weir being acknowledged as the greatest wheelchair racer of all, after taking the 5,000m, 1500m and, incredibly, closing the show by winning the marathon. Jonnie Peacock strutted his stuff in the 100m by becoming the fastest amputee sprinter of all time, smashing renowned South African Oscar Pretorius in a world record time. But the British star of the entire Paralympics was, without doubt, 17-yearold Ellie Simmonds, who repeated her double gold success of Beijing with wins in the 400m freestyle and 200m individual medley. She added a further silver and bronze to her collection in the 100m and 50m freestyle events respectively. Ellie, who was born with achondroplasia (dwarfism), captured the hearts of a nation, and millions of others around the world. She lit up the entire show as she beamed her way through interview after interview. Just as golden girl Jessica Ennis was the pin-up for Team GB, so Ellie was the poster girl for the Paralympics - and there’s more to come from this little jewel because she intends to continue through to the 2016 event in Rio. “I just can’t wait,” said the girl from Walsall. “I’ve got high expectations of myself. I’m quite a competitive person and I hate losing.” And don’t her opponents know it!

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Don’t miss the magic of Joe Longthorne and his superb voice Wild Geese golfers link up again for Orobal’s charity THE Wild Geese Irish bar on Golf Del Sur is holding its sixth annual golf competition in aid of the Orobal Children’s charity on Friday, 28th September. It takes place as usual on the Golf del Sur golf course and, over the past five years, the bar has raised over 25,000 euros to support this local charity, which has helped Orobal to purchase new premises in Los Cristianos. Orobal, an association for the physically and mentally disabled, offers different services according to the individual needs of various children. Activities include: *Occupational centre

*Medical service *Treatment service: psychology, psychotherapy, physiotherapy, family therapy, early stimulation, motor stimulation, teaching using psychology and speech therapy. *Social worker *Leisure-time programmes and family breaks *Leisure-time programmes for the weekends *Teaching for parents *Horse therapy and dolphin therapy It is with all this in mind that The Wild Geese is asking members of the public, and companies, if they would consider sponsoring a hole for 50 euros for this worthy charity. If not, any kind of donation would be appreciated.

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JOE LONGTHORNE, Britain’s multi-talented, multi-voiced entertainer, is bringing his rare talent to Tenerife next weekend. If you’ve seen him before in the UK, then you will want to see him again. If you haven’t caught up with him yet, then prepare yourself for a remarkable, magical night of entertainment. Close your eyes, and there’s Tom Jones right in front of you. Close them again and it’s Shirley Bassey. Joe has a phenomenal vocal range and he really has to be seen and heard to be believed. He is appearing in cabaret at Showtime, Karting Las Americas, next Saturday and Sunday (22-23 Sept), and you are in for a genuinely treat from this legendary showbiz performer. Joe, who was awarded an

MBE in The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Birthday honours in June for his tireless, charity fund-raising, overcame leukaemia in 2007 after a bone-marrow transplant. After receiving the award, Joe said with a big grin: “I am extremely glad that I’m still here to receive it. I thought they were joking when they first told me.” He has never shirked from raising money for organisations such as the Variety Club of Great Britain,

Cancer Research UK and the Development of Children and Women Centre Nepal. Joe, born and bred in Hull, but now based in Blackpool, said of his MBE: “I am ecstatic. It’s all the more dear to me as it comes in this very special Jubilee Year - and it will give me some leverage to help with fund-raising events I’m involved in.” In a dazzling career spanning more than 40 years, he has showcased his talent to millions of people

worldwide, and has appeared on the Royal Variety Show four times. He found fame on the LWT programme Search For A Star in 1981 and went on to secure a regular TV slot, The Joe Longthorne Show. Now, exclusively to Showtime, there’s An Evening with Joe Longthorne for two nights, and you’ll never get a chance to see better entertainment over here that’s for sure. Joe will be accompanied by his musical director Andy Mudd, a musician in his own right, and funnyman Steve Salter, who is also a vocalist, impressionist and trumpeter. Tickets are just 50 euros, including a three-course meal with wine, or you can upgrade to platinum, with premium seating and Torres wine, for 70 euros. To book your tickets, telephone (+34) 669 622 622 or go online at www. showtimetenerife.com

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Hillsborough: The gruesome lies - and a fearful cover-up! San Sebastian is the tastiest place to eat in the entire world! CONSUMER magazine Which? has placed a tiny Spanish city top in a list of the best places in the world for food. San Sebastián, a northern coastal city in the Basque Country, was once considered grim and industrial - and an unlikely recipient of such an award. But today, its remarkable transformation has led to it being a popular, yearround spot with tourists because of its excellent beaches and ultra-modern Guggenheim museum. There are many other attractions which have sprung up in recent times, so much so that San Sebastián has more Michelin stars per head than anywhere else in the world. Despite the city’s small size, international events such as the San Sebastián International Film Festival have given it a global dimension. And winning this accolade will go down well with local businesses because San Sebastián, along with Wrocław in Poland, is set to be the European Capital of Culture in 2016. It beat such acclaimed places as Tokyo (in second place), Hong Kong (seventh) and parts of France and Italy. Even Paris made little impact against the Spanish town, finishing joint-fourth and fifth with New York, while Italy’s central Emilia Romagna region and Sicily

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were voted sixth and ninth respectively. Australia fared well, with Sydney coming third and Melbourne eighth, and Danish capital Copenhagen, despite being considered among the most expensive, came 10th. But all tastes led to San Sebastian for Which? magazine’s voting panel, which comprised a food and travel writer, a restaurant critic, a food blogger plus a cook-book author, who gave San Sebastián an 81% score. The panel spared no efforts to arrive at their conclusions. They did not just test the top eateries, but also the middle-ofthe-row restaurants and budget bars offering cheap menus. They also sampled food for sale on the street, in markets, at food festivals and on tours, and sold by local producers. The team also considered typical produce and dishes of the areas and their eating cultures in general. San Sebastián’s food culture, creativity of chefs in restaurants and its value for money scored very highly. Which? said that although most cities and regions in the world had some Michelin-starred restaurants which served up excellent meals for eyewatering prices, it was “very rare to be able to order a three-course dinner at almost any eatery” and be certain that you would enjoy them all.

THE damning truth about the Hillsborough Disaster, and the wicked lies told by police and the ambulance brigade, emerged on Wednesday after 23 years. Ninety-four Liverpool football fans perished on 15th April, 1989 - and two died later in hospital - during an FA Cup semifinal between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest. Yet 41 lives might have been saved had the emergency services acted promptly. The tragedy devastated Liverpool, especially when the fans themselves were blamed for the huge crush, which led to the disaster. But, as was believed by the bereaved and the entire city, there was a huge cover-up by all those involved in the rescue operation that day. Now, members of the South Yorkshire Police and the Ambulance Brigade there could be prosecuted, following incriminating evidence against them, uncovered by the Hillsborough Independent Panel.

The families of the fans killed 23 years ago said the report had vindicated them. But they pledged to carry on their fight by pursuing criminal prosecutions against those who, they said, should “hang their heads in shame”. Prime Minister David Cameron led a chorus of apologies, including those from former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie who ran a front page story headlined The Truth, blaming Liverpool fans when it was a pack of lies, and the South Yorkshire Police (SYP) Chief Constable. Attorney General Dominic Grieve will review the report as quickly as possible to decide whether to apply to the High Court to quash the original, flawed inquest and order a new one. The supporters were crushed on the stands at Sheffield Wednesday’s Hillsborough ground as the game got underway. It was halted after six minutes and finally abandoned at halftime as the extent of the tragedy unfolded. James Jones, the Bishop of Liverpool and chairman of the Independent Panel, introduced the report to the Hillsborough families at the Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool on Wednesday.

He told them: “The documents disclosed to and analysed by the panel show that the tragedy should never have happened. “There were clear operational failures in response to the disaster and, in its aftermath, there were strenuous attempts to deflect the blame on to the fans. “The panel’s detailed report shows how vulnerable victims, survivors and their families are when transparency and accountability are compromised.” The Panel’s report found: *There were clear operational failures in response to the disaster, and up to 41 fans could, potentially, have survived. *The then chief constable of South Yorkshire, Peter Wright, and his officers, with the help of local Tory MP Irvine Patrick (now a Knight), sought to cover up the failings, briefing media that drunken, ticketless fans and violence were to blame. *There was “no evidence fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium” and “no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying”. *Police “doctored” 116 official statements “to remove or alter comments

unfavourable to SYP”. *South Yorkshire Ambulance Service documents were “subject to the same process”. *An attempt was made to “impugn the reputations of the deceased by carrying out Police National Computer checks on those with a nonzero alcohol level”. *Blood alcohol levels were tested in some survivors, as well as in all those who died. In some, there was “no apparent medical reason for the test” and no record was kept. *Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher voiced concern that a 1990 report into the Hillsborough disaster constituted a “devastating criticism” of police. Trevor Hicks, the Hillsborough Families Support Group chairman, who lost two daughters in the disaster, said they would now press for criminal action against those involved in the disaster, adding: “The truth is out today; justice starts tomorrow.” Mr Hicks said the Hillsborough Independent Panel’s report revealed shocking “depths of depravity” in the way police tried to blame fans after the disaster.

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US kids’ dance group drive hotel guests mad

CHILDREN’S dance troupe The Untouchables, currently wowing hit TV show America’s Got Talent, are as sweet as sweet can be. At least, that’s the impression these talented youngsters give during

their sensational routines. In reality, they appear to be a bunch of spoiled brats, especially after their dreadful behaviour nearly got them booted out of their New York hotel. The kids, aged 8-13, were accused of being hell-raisers at the upmarket hotel by staff, who were inundated with complaints from unhappy guests.

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Apart from making a fearful racket, the glitzy kids were said to have thrown objects out of the windows Their antics led to threats by hotel bosses to throw them out on the street. They were given a stay of eviction, however, when producers from the hit show - which is broadcast on ITV 2 on Saturdays - pleaded

for them to be allowed to remain there. The hotel agreed, reluctantly, but the management made it clear that they would not tolerate any more of their unruly behaviour. A hotel spokesperson said: “We gave them a verbal warning to let them know they would be kicked out if the problem persisted.”

A booming display by John Lewis and Next THE employeeowned John Lewis Partnership has reported a 60% hike in pre-tax profit of £144.5m for the first half of the year. John Lewis retail recorded a 9.2% increase in like-forlike sales, while Waitrose sales went up by 2.2%. What helped boost results were The Queen’s Jubilee and the Olympic Games, said the group. But it does not expect the growth rate to continue this year because of ongoing investment. It is excellent news for the group, especially as many British retailers are struggling because consumer spending has been hit by inflation, poor wage growth, employment worries and concerns over the Government’s austerity measures. John Lewis has bucked the economic downturn because its more affluent customers have not been affected by these factors. But the group has not stood still, improving its

products and opening new, modern stores, which have impressed customers. The wet summer weather also helped John Lewis’ department store division, as the rain forced customers from the high street and into shopping centres. There are 37 John Lewis shops and 270-plus branches of Waitrose across the UK. Another company in the pink is high street giant Next, which unveiled a 10% jump in profits in the first half of the year. Despite an “unusually quiet” August and September, the fashion and homewares chain believes it is on course to meet fullyear profits of between £575m and £620m. The group reported pretax profits of £251m in the six months to July, thanks to new stores and strong online sales offsetting lower sales from shops open more than a year. A decline in like-for-like sales hit profits by £18m, while new space added £14m and online sales growth added a further £26m.

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King Richard's grave could be in car park!

BONES believed to have been those of King Richard III have been unearthed in a city centre car park. He is thought to have been buried in Leicester following his death - and his army’s defeat by Henry Tudor - at the Battle of Bosworth in 1485. University of Leicester archaeologists, searching under the car park behind council offices for the mediaeval king’s lost grave for three weeks, have sent the human remains off for DNA testing. Last Friday, experts on the site revealed that they had uncovered paving stones

believed to belong to the garden of former Leicester Mayor Robert Herrick, where a memorial of Richard, depicted by Shakespeare as a hunchback, once stood. An inscription, the lastknown record of the king’s grave, reads: “Here lies the body of Richard III, sometime King of England.” Richard Taylor, from the University of Leicester, said: “What we have uncovered is truly remarkable. The search for King Richard III has taken a dramatic turn.” The king was killed 13 miles away during the civil war which led to the Tudor monarchy. He was the last English king to be killed in battle.

Hospitals can’t cope with strain of emergencies THE emergency hospital care provided by Britain’s NHS is on the “brink of collapse” because of the vast number of people needing treatment. These admissions have risen by 37% over the past decade, says a report by the Royal College of Physicians. But the number of hospital beds has diminished by 4% in that period, and such is the mounting pressure on services that 10% of consultants would not recommend their own hospitals to people close to them. Dr Andrew Goddard, a hospital consultant who contributed to the college’s

report, told Sky News that some hospitals were closing their doors to new patients during the summer, which used to be their quietest time of year. “I have been in hospitals where the hospital is full and

everyone is running around trying to create beds,” he said. “The workload is so great, and it has been getting worse and worse over last few years. While the NHS is a fantastic service, it is struggling to cope with the demands on it.”

The report says patients are getting older, and are more likely to have dementia and other complex needs, adding to pressure on staff. It recommends that hospital care is reorganised so that patients are able to have expert care seven days a week, which could mean some hospitals closing to pool resources in larger centres. Government Health Minister Dr Dan Poulter said: “We are modernising the NHS so it can continue to do more, and improve care - putting doctors and nurses, those who best understand the needs of patients, in charge of improving the NHS.” He added: “To provide dignity in care for older people properly, we need to see more care delivered at home and in the community.”

The Estrellas Theatre School and Karen Jayne Smith go for Gold! MAUREEN SANDS, Principal of Estrellas Theatre School, welcomes Karen Jayne Smith, an independent, selfemployed, Royal Academy of Dance professional ( RAD RTS). She will be providing ballet classes to children from Estrellas Theatre School, Wingate School and children in the South of the Island in an innovative venture to promote worldwide dance qualifications in this area. After yet another successful year, culminating in a highlyentertaining performance of Estrellas - the Musical at the Magma Centre in June, the Estrellas term starts again tomorrow (Saturday, 15th Sept). . It promises to be afunpacked year, as always, and classes will continue to be held at Wingate School. This year, Maureen and Karen are seeking to provide more opportunities for children in the South through the introduction of RAD ballet classes at Wingate School, with examinations taking place next June. Classes start at the end of September.

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Karen Jayne Smith studied dance at Tring Park School for the Performing Arts in London. She danced professionally for 20 years before moving to the Canary Islands, where her students have already attained excellent exam results two years in a row. Speaking about this new venture, Karen described it as “an exciting new way of extending RAD to children here in the South.” She added: “I am delighted to be able to provide the children with qualifications that will not only benefit them in areas such as posture and coordination, but also in their education. “These exams, like the LAMDA grades, provide UCAS points, which are useful for applying to universities later on, should they so choose.” Maureen stressed that both LAMDA (the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts) and RAD are two of the oldest and most respected awards for theatre and dance, which are recognised worldwide. The Royal Academy of Dance (RAD) operates in more than 70 countries, with the objective of improving

the quality of the teaching of classical ballet worldwide. Their carefully-structured syllabuses promote a safe and fun learning environment, and their teachers are qualified to teach classical ballet to children from the age of 2½ to young adults. Maureen Sands would like to thank Mr Christopher Green, Headmaster of Wingate School, for his continuing support and recognition of the importance of providing a holistic approach to education, in which both he and Maureen strive for excellence. RAD Ballet Classes will be available twice a week, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, at Wingate School, in Cabo Blanco. A meeting will be held at Wingate School on Thursday (20th Sept) at 4pm to allow all interested parents and students to meet Karen and Maureen. They will be able to make further enquiries and discuss timetables. For further information, please contact Maureen Sands on 647 844 794, or send an e-mail to mo@. estrellastheatreschool.com.

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Pro-euro Latvia can’t wait to convert to the single currency THE European single currency is definitely unloved by many of the people using it, because the ongoing debt crisis in Europe. Yet there is one small outpost brimful of cheers for the euro. Far away from the corridors of the European Commission and European Central Bank, the Baltic state of Latvia is gung-ho about swapping its currency, known as lats, for the euro. But it must meet all the Maastricht criteria governing euro adoption by the end of this year if it is to qualify to switch from the lats to the euro in January 2014. “We have to be ready, regardless of what happens with Greece or in other countries,” Finance Minister Andris Vilks told the Association of Financial Professionals (AFP). “We are focusing and have a good chance to enter a eurozone that will be much more disciplined - and

prepared for shocks in the future.” He added: “Everything that’s happening at the moment is good, whether it’s fiscal union, in banking or whatever. We cannot miss this opportunity.” Latvia, struck by the world’s deepest recession in 20082009, imposed a draconian austerity drive to ensure, in part, that it could hold its course to meet the Maastricht criteria, which are meant to ensure robust public finances. Another goal was to maintain the lats’ peg to the euro, a long-standing plank of Latvia’s economy policy. But even if Latvia meets all the criteria flouted so routinely by existing eurozone members, the European Commission and ECB must both give their assent. That neighbouring Estonia was admitted to the troubled eurozone in 2011 under similar circumstances would make a refusal highly controversial. And euro-enthusiasm is even stronger at the Latvian

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central bank than it is in government. The bank this week hosted a discussion of the subject, which emphasised the expected benefits of eurozone accession, with little time given to possible risks. “We are now placed quite comfortably in terms of meeting the Maastricht criteria,” Uldis Rutkaste, the central bank’s head of monetary policy, told AFP on the sidelines of the event.

According to Rutkaste, more effort needs to be made to spread the message about the benefits of euro adoption. “Every day, we get mostly negative news from Europe,” he added.“Many people don’t follow it that closely and don’t understand all the issues. “But they see that something negative is coming from Europe, and that affects their attitude towards the euro as well.” While getting the euro is the obsession of Latvia’s policy-

making elite, the public appears sceptical - on the surface at least. A survey last month of over 1,000 Latvians by the Latvijas Fakti pollster showed that just 35% supported adopting the euro, with 59% declaring themselves against and 6% undecided. However, most analysts agree that what looks like a high degree of euroscepticism may not be as strong as it first seems. Ivars Ijabs, the University of Latvia expert, says the question of euro adoption is seen less as an issue of economics than of reinforcing a European identity and national security - further anchoring the former Sovietruled nation of two million in the European Union, which it joined in 2004. “According to opinion polls, we are rather euro-sceptic, but there has been no call for a referendum (on adopting the euro),” he told AFP. “And even if there were, there would be a large campaign stressing security

issues. Latvia will enter the eurozone as it entered the European Union - without much debate as it is more or less self-evident that Latvia has to be there.” There is similar pragmatism in the business sector. Dainis Senbergs, of the Valmieras Stikls fibre-glass manufacturer, says joining the eurozone will place exporters in a more efficient environment. “It will be easier to manage risks and will help in negotiations with other countries such as India and America, who understand the euro, instead of having to explain about the lats,” he said. “The euro question is really not so critical to ordinary people. They don’t like the idea of having to bail out people who are richer than them, and that will have to be answered. “But basically, it comes down to which side of the world we want to orientate ourselves -is it Europe, or some other part?”

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Turn pots of coffee into pots of money for cancer support THE Wednesday Club are about to tackle their toughest task yet, after agreeing to take part in the World’s Biggest Coffee Morning.

Make sure your dog is registered ACCION del Sol reminds all dog owners that they are required by law to register their animals at the local Town Hall. This law applies to all dogs and not just the dangerous breeds, which must also have a special licence. Remember, also, that dogs must be kept on a lead in public areas at all times, and that they are not allowed on Tenerife beaches. An Accion spokeswoman says: “More checks and fines are in force, so please be aware of the Spanish laws that we must adhere to as residents of Tenerife.” It has been another busy week at the refuge with an influx of puppies, all of which will soon be looking for new homes once they have had all the necessary medical treatment and given a clean bill of health. Please call 922 778 630 if you would like to adopt a dog,

want to learn more about the refuge, or if you can help out in any way, like dog-walking, for example. It’s a sure way of getting those tails wagging like mad! By the way, towels and blankets are always needed for the animals, if you have any to spare. The refuge is situated at the Poligono Industrial Estate, Granadilla, Exit 51 on the TF-1, beside the ITER windmills, and is open to the public Monday-Friday from 3-6pm. Accion del Sol’s next fundraising event will be held on Saturday, 6th October and includes a fun competition based on animals called Design a T-shirt. Please submit your entry, which can be painted, drawn or even in the form of a photograph, to Accion del Sol teneriffa@aktiontier.org The top three winners will each receive a prize, as well as having their designs printed on T-shirts. Call 922 778 630 for more information.

This unusual event will be staged on Wednesday 26th September to raise money for the Macmillan Cancer Support. And in addition to coffee, tea and home-made cakes, there will be a Bingo session, Teddy Tombola, Raffles and a White Elephant Stall. The plan is to raise as much as possible to support Macmillan Nurses, who do a magnificent job caring for cancer sufferers and their families. To accommodate this spe-

cial event the club - who normally meet in Los Cristianos - will congregate in Starlights

Bar, Coral Mar Square, Costa del Silencio. The fun begins at 11am for

two hours and all are welcome. For more information, contact Edna on 629 487 090.

Harry’s game overshadowed by hole-in-one from Duncan HARRY FLEMING’S victory in the Fun Golfers’ joint Individual Competition and Harry Davis Memorial trophy was slightly overshadowed on Sunday at Los Palos. His nail-biting, one-shot, double-trophy success - on a count-back - should have been the main talking point. Unfortunately for him, Duncan Wallace fired a holein-one at the second to fan the flames on an alreadyscorching morning. Presumably, the traditional drinks-all-round ceremony took place in the bar afterwards, and how the players deserved it after their fine performances. Sam Barry was runner-up to Harry, with Mick Jones securing third place. Jenny Meesham won Nearest the Pin for the Ladies, with Ian Burnley responding for the Gents. The next Fun Golfers competition takes place on 14th October 2012, and for more details about the society and the regular monthly event, call Clive on 922 797 640.

Presidents’ party time for Lions THE Lions Club of Arona, Las Galletas and Costa del Silencio gave departing President Anny Noeninckx a rousing send-off on Saturday. More than 100 people turned out for a fabulous President’s Night party at Westhaven Bay Restaurant,

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where incoming President Luis Salas was given an equally fine reception. Two of the club’s hardworking Lions, Marlene Depledge and Freda Adpinall, each received a Melvin Jones award. Edward Baes and Anny Noeninckx were rewarded

with a lifetime achievement award, while Anita Chaplin was also given an award after being elected Lion of the Year. Entertainment was provided by Cy Benson, Avril Taylor and Dave Tracey, who ensured it was a night to remember.

The Lions thank the 102 participants - and Westhaven Bay for providing such a superb meal for everyone. Club spokeswoman Nicole Matthijs said:“We are looking forward to a new year of working together in making the world a better place.”

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Strictly Come Dancing 2012 Saturday 15 September, BBC1, 18.30 It’s time to dust off the dancing shoes as Strictly Come Dancing returns with a star studded line-up. Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly put the sparkle back into Saturday nights as the series kicks off with an exclusive red carpet premiere. After facing the paparazzi the celebrities they head to the dance floor to learn which of the professional dancers will be partnering them, giving audiences the chance to see exactly what their first impressions are. This year celebrities will face new judge Darcey Bussell, as she brings a wealth of expertise to the judging panel, alongside Bruno Tonioli, Craig Revel Horwood and head judge Len Goodman. Claudia Winkleman once again joins Tess on Sunday evenings to present the Results Show and presenter Zoe Ball will bring Strictly fans all the latest backstage gossip, news and drama in the weekday sister show It Takes Two over on BBC Two.

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Friday Friday Friday 06:00 ...........................Breakfast

06:00 .............. Guess with Jess

06:00 .......................... Daybreak

09:15 ................. Rip Off Britain

06:10 .................................. Louie

08:30 .............................Lorraine

10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer

06:20.................... Little Robots 06:30 .....................64 Zoo Lane

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

11:00 ...........................Escape to the Country

06:40 ...................Chuggington

10:30 ................... This Morning

06:50 .....................Rastamouse

11:25 ...........................ITV News

07:00 ............................. Barney's Latin America

11:30 ................... This Morning

13:30 ........ BBC London News

07:30 .......................The League of Super Evil

13:30........................... ITV News and Weather

13:40 ............................. Doctors

07:40............................. Eliot Kid

14:10......................... Only Fools and Horses

07:55...................... Newsround

14:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal

11:45............ Cash in the Attic 12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt 13:00 .......... BBC News at One

14:38 .........................Only Fools and Horses 15:05 ................Marrying Mum and Dad

08:20 ................................... LĂŠon 08:25 ....................Buzz and Tell

The show comes from Wrexham in North Wales. There are plenty of interesting items today, including two interesting pieces of musical memorabilia, a shirt made for the one and only Elvis Presley - and David Tupman makes a bid on a signed photograph of the Spice Girls.

15:35 ........................... Splatalot

08:30 .................... Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab

16:00 ............................. Who Let the Dogs Out?

08:45 ..........................Baby Jake

15:00 ............................ The Alan Titchmarsh Show

09:00 .............. The Adventures of Abney and Teal

16:00 .............. My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham

09:15....................... Raa Raa the Noisy Lion

17:00......................... The Chase

17:15 ........................... Pointless 18:00 ....... BBC News at Six

09:25 ............The Large Family

19:00 .......... The One Show

09:40........ The Koala Brothers

18:30 .................... ITV News and Weather

19:30 ..............Cash Britain

09:50.................... Dirtgirlworld

19:00 ............... Emmerdale

20:00 ............... EastEnders

10:00......................... Octonauts

19:30 ..... Coronation Street

20:30 ....................Miranda

10:05 ........................... Kerwhizz

20:00 ......... Island Hospital

21:00 .... In with the Flynns 21:30 ....Mrs. Brown's Boys

10:25 ......................Driver Dan's Story Train

22:00 ...... BBC News at Ten

10:40 ......................... Waybuloo

22:25 .... BBC London News

11:00.......In the Night Garden

22:35 .. Would I Lie to You?

11:30 .............BBC World News

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show, with team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack. Over the course of each show, celebrity guests reveal amazing stories about themselves, some of which are true and some of which are not. The aim of the game is to fool the opposition into mistaking fact for fiction and fiction for fact. In this episode, David is joined by Mackenzie Crook and Chris Packham, while Lee Mack is joined by Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert.

12:00 ............The Daily Politics

20:00 .............. Mastermind

23:05 .... Come Fly with Me

20:30 ..... Gardeners' World

23:35 .............. The National Lottery Friday Night Draws

21:00 .............Parade's End

16:30 .........................Blue Peter 17:00 ......................Newsround

23:45 ................ EastEnders Omnibus

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08:00 ...................... What's New Scooby-Doo?

12:30................. Loose Women

13:00 ..................................... Golf 17:15.............. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:00 ..................Eggheads 18:30 ...............Celebrity MasterChef

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19:00 ................... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

18:00 ........London Tonight

First in a new 12-part series which follows the work and lives of the staff and patients of the Princess Elizabeth Hospital in Guernsey, the only general hospital to serve the island of Guernsey itself and another five islands - Sark, Herm, Alderney, Jethou and Lihou. In the first episode, we take to the skies with orthopaedic surgeon David Pring, who is also a fully-qualified pilot. David is answering a call from Alderney where pensioner Robin has injured his hip. Hotelier Michael is worried about his summer season after a fall down a flight of stairs has landed him in A&E. Dr James Ray has to find a way to remove a shard of porcelain from the eye of tiler Steve. And hospital chef Neil Wilkie faces his biggest culinary challenge yet - preparing an ice cream cake for his politician son Arrun's wedding to community nurse Jodie.

20:30 .... Coronation Street

22:00 ...............................QI

21:00 .......... Piers Morgan's Life Stories

22:30 ................ Newsnight

22:00 ........ ITV News at Ten

23:05 ..............Archipelago

22:35 .......Die Another Day

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Friday Friday Friday 14 September 06:00 ...................Children's TV

06:00....................Children's TV

07:30........... According to Jim

08:30 ... Roary the Racing Car

08:00 ............Everybody Loves Raymond

08:45 ......Bananas in Pyjamas

08:25................................ Frasier

09:00 ...................Abby's Flying Fairy School

08:55..... Come Dine with Me

09:15 .............The Wright Stuff

11:00..The Renovation Game 12:00............. Channel 4 News

11:10 ... Extreme Fishing with Robson Green

12:05 ..Undercover Boss USA

12:10 ........5 News Lunchtime

13:00 .......... Channel 4 Racing

12:15 ...Dirty Great Machines

15:10 ..................... Countdown

13:15 ............Home and Away

16:00.............. Deal or No Deal

13:45 ..................... Neighbours

17:00 ...........Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Cookery Course

14:15 .........................NUMB3RS

17:30 ..... Come Dine with Me

17:00 ......................5 News at 5

18:00 ........... The Simpsons

17:30 ..................... Neighbours

18:30 ................. Hollyoaks

18:00 .......Home and Away

15:15 ............ Love Takes Wing

19:00 ....... Channel 4 News

18:30 ...................... 5 News

19:55 ..............4thought.tv 20:00 .. Come Dine with Me

19:00 .... Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads

21:00 ................The Million Pound Drop Live

20:00 ...........Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers

21:00 ............................War 22:00...............Alan Carr: W C Chatty Man CHOICE 22:55 ........ Frontline Police 23:55 .... Inside Hollywood 23:10 ................ Rude Tube

19:00 .............. Great Movie Mistakes Robert Webb is back with more silver screen slip-ups from recent hit movies. He exposes shocking gaffes from the Hollywood blockbusters, box office number ones, Oscar-nominated masterpieces and the biggest flops. He reveals continuity blunders, terrible anachronisms, physical mishaps, members of crew sneaking into shot, factual errors, visual effects goofs and even moments when an entire film's plot falls apart.

19:15 .............. Doctor Who 20:00 .... Be Your Own Boss

06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style 06:30 ....................Thrillseekers 07:00 .........................WWE Raw 09:00 ....................NRL Fulltime 09:30............................ Ringside 10:30 ...... European Tour Golf 12:30 .............Barclays Premier League World 13:00 ............................Ringside 14:00............. Football League 15:00............. Barclays Premier League World

21:00 ..............Greg Davies: Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog

15:30 ...... European Tour Golf

22:00 ............ Dawson Bros

18:30 ..... Transworld Sport

22:30 ............... EastEnders

19:30 ............ Super League Play-Off TBA

23:00 .......... Bad Education 23:30 ..........Chris Ramsey's Comedy Fringe

17:30................. IAAF Athletics 18:00 ............. Thrillseekers

22:00 ....... World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown

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06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 .....................Don't Forget Çthe Lyrics

06:00........Nothing to Declare

07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00........................... Wild Vets

07:00 ..........................Sing Date

07:30........................... Wild Vets

09:00............... The Footballer's Football Show

07:30 ..........................Sing Date

08:00 .................. Stargate SG-1 09:00.................. Stargate SG-1

08:00 ................America's Next Top Model

10:00........................... Lie to Me

09:00 .................Jerry Springer

11:00........................... Lie to Me

10:00 .......Nothing to Declare

12:00............................. Oops TV

11:00 ...............Passport Patrol

18:00 .......Barclays Premier League World

13:00........................... The 4400

12:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

18:30 ................. FIFA Futbol Mundial

15:00.................. Stargate SG-1

10:30 ................................County Championship Cricket

From Serie A to the Bundesliga and Major League Soccer to the J-League, Futbol Mundial reviews all the football from the world game. Complete with features and analysis.

19:00 .......Barclays Premier League Preview

14:00 ........................... The 4400 16:00 .................. Stargate SG-1 17:00 .......................... Futurama 17:30 .......................... Futurama 18:00 ................The Middle 18:30 ........... The Simpsons 19:30 ............ Raising Hope

06:30 .......Nothing to Declare

13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 ...............Criminal Minds 16:00 ...............Passport Patrol 17:00 .......Nothing to Declare 18:00 ..................Sing Date 18:30 ...................Sing Date 19:00 ........ Criminal Minds

19:30 .................... Football

20:00 ........... The Simpsons

22:00 ............... The Fantasy Football Club

20:30 ............................ Spy 21:00 ......................Trollied

20:00 ................ Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model

23:00 .......Barclays Premier League Preview

21:30 ............... Moone Boy

21:00 ........................ Nikita

22:30 ......................... Stella

22:00 ........ Criminal Minds

23:30 ................ FIFA Futbol Mundial

23:30 ........An Idiot Abroad

23:00 ....... Mount Pleasant

06:00 .............Home Shopping 07:10 .................. Dragons' Den 08:00 ........................Bush Pilots 09:00 ..........................Fifth Gear 09:30 ..........................Fifth Gear 10:00 ............................Top Gear 11:00 ........................Bush Pilots 12:00 .................. Dragons' Den 13:00 ............................Top Gear 15:00 ........................Bush Pilots 16:00 .................. Dragons' Den 17:00 ............................Top Gear 19:00 ................Bush Pilots 20:00 ................... Top Gear 21:00 ......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You 22:00 ...... Russell Howard's Good News 23:00 .........Mock the Week 23:40 .............That Mitchell and Webb Look

06:00......................... The X Files 07:00 ......... Star Trek: The Next Generation 08:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager 09:00 .........................................ER 10:00 .................................House 11:00 ........................ The X Files 12:00 ......... Star Trek: The Next Generation 13:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager 14:00 .........................................ER 15:00 .................................House 16:00 ......... Star Trek: The Next Generation 17:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager 18:00 .............................. ER 19:00 ........................House 20:00 .............. Blue Bloods 22:00 .... Boardwalk Empire 23:20 .... Boardwalk Empire

06:00 .......................Emmerdale 06:50 ..................Life's Funniest Moments 07:15 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:05....................... Judge Judy 09:25 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30 ....Beauty and the Geek 11:30........................Judge Judy 12:00 .......................Emmerdale 13:00....................... Judge Judy 13:30..The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:40 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County 16:40.... Beauty and the Geek 17:30 .......................Judge Judy 18:00 ........ The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 .........Top Dog Model 20:00 ..You've Been Framed!

W C CHOICE Celebrity MasterChef BBC2, 18:30 It's the last of the Celebrity MasterChef semi-finals. Judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace set the contestants the most infamous challenge of all; cooking a three-course meal for three of the country's most feared restaurant critics - Observer food and restaurant critic Jay Rayner, restaurant critic for The Independent Magazine Tracey MacLeod, and acclaimed food writer Charles Campion. Serving three courses to these masters of the dining room is a daunting task for even the most adept of chefs. The celebrities' choice of menu is all that stands between them and a place in the final three but will their ingredients, flavours and presentation be enough to impress? Or will they fall short of the mark and with it lose their chance to become the next Celebrity MasterChef Champion?

Alan Carr: Chatty Man Channel 4, 22:00 Funnyman Alan Carr returns to Channel 4 with the ninth series of his very award-winning chat show, Alan Carr: Chatty Man. Alan kicks the weekend off in style on Friday nights. Viewers will be rewarded with more unashamedly addictive celeb-fuelled antics, mischievous chat, plus top musical performances, as our lovable host is joined by a wealth of international and home-grown stars. In the first episode, Alan is joined by US pop star Pink who chats and sings her latest single, Blow Me. Gok Wan comes in to share news of his new Channel 4 dating show, Baggage, plus Alan will be joined by The Last Leg host, Adam Hills and some of the recent athletic heroes from ParalympicsGB.

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Saturday Saturday 06:00 ...........................Breakfast

06:00 ..................................Zigby

10:00 ............................ Saturday Kitchen Live

06:10 .................................. Louie

06:00 ................. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

06:20 .................... Little Robots

06:25 ............................ The Hive

06:30 .....................64 Zoo Lane

06:35............................. The Hive

Comedy world cup

11:30 .................Lorraine's Fast, Fresh and Easy Food

06:40 ...............................Dipdap

06:45 ............................ The Hive

12:00 .........................BBC News

06:45 .....................Rastamouse

06:50 ........................... Canimals

Channel 4, 20.20

12:10........ BBC London News

07:00 .................................... Roar

07:00........................... Canimals

David Tennant asks the questions as two teams of comedians from across the generations compete to showcase their knowledge of comedy. However, unlike most panel games, both sides will be keeping an eye on their scores - the show is structured in a tournament format, with the winners of each episode progressing to the next round of the competition, before the last two teams compete in the grand final for the Comedy World Cup title.

07:30 ................. Project Parent

07:05 .................. The Avengers

08:00 ..................... The ScoobyDoo Show

07:25 .............................Rated 'A' for Awesome

08:20 .....Dennis and Gnasher

07:40 ............................ Rated 'A' for Awesome

12:15.................Football Focus 13:00 ........................... Athletics 14:30 .....................................Golf 16:30 ....................... Final Score 17:10..........................BBC News 17:20 ........ BBC London News 17:30................. Total Wipeout 18:30 ............ Strictly Come Dancing 19:35 .............. Doctor Who The Doctor gets a Stetson and a gun, and finds himself the reluctant sheriff of a Western town under siege by a relentless cyborg, who goes by the name of the Gunslinger. But who is he, and what does he want? The answer seems to lie with the mysterious Kahler-Jex, an alien doctor whose initial appearance is hiding a dark secret. Director: Saul Metzstein

20:20 ............. The National Lottery: Secret Fortune

aturday Numbers for S r are: 15 Septembe Bonus Ball

08:30 ................... The Slammer 09:00 ............................12 Again 09:30 ..........Incredible Edibles 10:00 .......................Cop School 10:30 ............................Splatalot 10:55 ...............Deadly 60 Bites 11:00 ......................Prank Patrol 11:30 .................. Diddy Movies 11:45 ............MOTD Kickabout 12:00 ................The Treasure of Pancho Villa

08:35 .......................Shake it Up 09:00 ............ My Phone Genie 09:25........................... ITV News 09:30 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:25........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:20 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal 12:20 .....................The X Factor

13:30 ........................She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

13:25........................... ITV News

15:15 ...........................Escape to the Country

15:25.................. Licence to Kill

15:45 ................................Flog It! 16:30...................................... Golf Women's British Open. Hazel Irvine presents live coverage as the third round of the 2012 Women's British Open from the Royal Liverpool at Hoylake comes to a conclusion. Germany's Caroline Masson was the surprise leader at this stage last year, finishing her penultimate round two strokes ahead of the defending champion, Yani Tseng, although the Taiwanese player overhauled her rival on the final day.

17:55.............. London Tonight 18:10 .................... ITV News 18:25 ........................ You've Been Framed! 19:25 ............ Red or Black?

17:00 ............................One Man and His Dog 18:15 ......................Coast

13:40..................... Nim's Island

18:55 ...........Fool Britannia

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18:35 ...........Wartime Farm 19:35 ............... Dad's Army 20:10 ......................Vikings

Ant and Dec present the adrenaline-fuelled game show in which eight contestants compete for the chance to win a life-changing amount of money. The first of tonight's two shows features a highwire challenge, darts legends Phil 'The Power' Taylor and Adrian 'Jackpot' Lewis go head to head, and street dance sensation Flawless team up with the English National Ballet. Only four contestants will remain at the end of the show, returning after The X Factor to play again for a chance at the big jackpot.

20:10 ..............The X Factor

21:10 ....................Casualty

21:10 ..........................QI XL

22:00 ................. BBC News

21:55 ...........The Thick of It

22:20 .................... Match of the Day

22:25 ...................... Clinton

21:55 ............ The Jonathan Ross Show

23:25 .......................Special Relationship

22:55 ................... ITV News

23:50 ..............The Football League Show

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21:10 ............Red or Black?

23:10 ................. Disclosure

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06:00 ........ The Treacle People

06:00.................... Children's TV

06:10 ........................The Hoobs

08:05 .........The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

06:35 ...........................British F3 07:00 .............Mobil 1 The Grid 07:25 ...............Freesports on 4 07:55 .......... The Morning Line 08:55.......... Bourjois Boutique 09:00 ...... Itunes Festival 2012

08:25.......... Angelina Ballerina 08:45.......................Rupert Bear 09:00 ...............Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

09:30 ............................ New Girl

09:10................................. Toby's Travelling Circus

10:00 ..........Bourjois Boutique

09:25.......Roary the Racing Car

10:10 ............................ New Girl

09:40 ........................Jelly Jamm

10:40 ............................Revenge

10:00 ............... Power Rangers: Samurai

11:40 ..........Bourjois Boutique 12:20 .... The Big Bang Theory

10:35 Batman: The Brave and the Bold

13:25 ..................The Simpsons

11:10 ..........Emergency Bikers

14:00 ...........Channel 4 Racing

12:10 ............Cowboy Builders

16:30 ..................The Simpsons

13:10 .............Mystery Woman

17:05 ............. Channel 4 News

14:50 ......... David Copperfield

17:40 ................... Transformers

18:20 ...... 5 News Weekend

11:45 .................... Suburgatory

18:25 ................Wyatt Earp

20:20..................Comedy CW World Cup CHOICE 22:00 .................CSI: Miami 22:55 .......CSI: Crime Scene 21:20 ....The Million Pound Investigation Drop Live 23:55 ..... Inside Hollywood 22:55 .................... Hostage

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06:00 ....................New Zealand Rugby Live

06:00 .............. Guinness World Records Smashed!

06:00 ...............Passport Patrol

08:00 ....................Rugby Union

07:00 ..........The 10th Kingdon

07:00................................ Maury

11:00 ..........Cb40 Cricket Final

08:00 .......................The Middle

08:00 ............Ghost Whisperer

09:00 ..............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars

09:00................ Animal Rescue

Clydesdale Bank 40 - Final Tba. Hampshire and Warwickshire contest the final of the Clydesdale Bank 40 at Lord's. The Royals overcame Sussex in the semifinals, while the Bears saw off Lancashire.

17:30......................... The Rugby Championship 18:55 ..................... Kings of Europe - The Chelsea Story 19:55 .......... Rugby League: Super League Play-Off

10:00 .......................Soccer A.M. 12:00 ...............WWE Presents The Rock 13:00 ............. UK Border Force 14:00 .........................Road Wars 15:00 ................. Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

06:30............... Passport Patrol

09:30................ Animal Rescue 10:00............. Grey's Anatomy 11:00.......... The Biggest Loser 13:00 ...... Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model 14:00 ............. Drop Dead Diva 15:00 ...............Passport Patrol 15:30 ...............Passport Patrol

16:00....................... The Middle

16:00 ..........................Sing Date

16:30 .......................The Middle

16:30 ..........................Sing Date

22:30 ..................... Kings of Europe - The Chelsea Story

17:00....................... The Middle

17:00 ..........................Sing Date

17:30 .......................The Middle

18:00 ........ Passport Patrol

18:00 ................. Terra Nova

18:30 ........ Passport Patrol

23:30 ...............Premiership Rugby

19:00 ...............A League of Their Own

19:00 ... Nothing to Declare

19:30 ...............A League of Their Own

20:00 ... Nothing to Declare

20:00 ................. Road Wars

21:00 ..................Ladyboys

21:00 ...................Insomnia

22:00 ........................Bones

23:15 ........An Idiot Abroad

23:00 ........................Bones

06:00................... The Hot Desk

Aviva Premiership Round 3 - Saracens v Leicester Tigers. Saracens welcome the Leicester Tigers to Vicarage Road for this Aviva Premiership clash. George Ford inspired the Tigers to victory when the sides met at the semi-final stage last season.

19:30 ... Nothing to Declare 20:30 ... Nothing to Declare

19:00 .............. Great Movie Mistakes

06:00........................... Aerobics: Oz Style

06:00 .............Home Shopping 07:10 .................................. Crash

06:00.......................... Inside the Actors Studio

20:00 ................... Top Gear

06:30 .......................... European Tour Golf

08:00 .........................Hardliners

07:00 ........................ The British

08:30......................... Hardliners 09:00 ................................... Tribe

08:00 .................British Cycling: Road to Glory

09:10....Emmerdale Omnibus

08:30............. Barclays Premier League Preview

09:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation

13:20............................... Dennis

10:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation

16:05 ............... The Xtra Factor

Motoring show. Jeremy Clarkson and James May travel to Beijing for a look at China's everexpanding car industry and a violent encounter with The Stig's Chinese cousin. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond is in Texas to immerse himself in the surprisingly interesting world of NASCAR racing. Plus, the Mercedes SLS Roadster makes an enormous amount of noise and smoke on the test track, and Matt Le Blanc is the star in the Reasonably Priced Car.

21:00 ..... Live at the Apollo 21:30 ..... Live at the Apollo

09:00 .......................Champions League Weekly

10:00 ......................Man v Food

09:30........ Football Freestyler

11:40......................... Red Dwarf

10:00 ...................... Soccer A.M.

12:20 .........................Red Dwarf

12:00........ Football Freestyler

13:00......................... Red Dwarf

11:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation

12:30 .............................Football

18:20 ................. Red Dwarf

14:00 ............................. Seinfeld

15:00........Premiership Rugby

19:00 ......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You

15:00 .........................................ER

20:00 ...............Man v Food

18:00 ........................House

20:30 ...............Man v Food

19:00 ........................House

21:00 .......... Not Going Out

20:00 ................. The British

21:40 .......... Not Going Out

21:00 ...............The Borgias

22:20 .......... Not Going Out

22:05 ....Ronna and Beverly

23:00 ...... Russell Howard's Good News Extra

23:05 ................. Hunderby

17:45................ Rugby League: Super League Play-Off

22:00...........Greg Davies: CW Firing Cheeseballs CHOICE 19:55 ............... Champions at a Dog League Weekly 23:00 ................ Family Guy 20:25 ............Football First 23:20 ................ Family Guy 22:15 ............Football First 23:45 .......... American Dad! 23:45 ............Football First

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11:00 .........................Red Dwarf

17:00 .................................House

23:35 ........... The Sopranos

06:10 .......... Coronation Street Omnibus 12:05 .................... Take Me Out 15:05 .....................The X Factor Caroline Flack and Olly Murs present the companion show to The X Factor. The auditions continue in London with guest judge Leona Lewis and Nicole Scherzinger. Caroline Flack meets more hopefuls including Gary's biggest fan and a lady who has come up with a whole new genre of music combining opera and rap.

17:10 ................ Cool Runnings 19:05 ............. Dragonheart 21:10 ......... The Xtra Factor 22:10 .......... Celebrity Juice 22:55 ......... Happy Gilmore

W C CHOICE Coast BBC2, 18:15 Wexford to Killiney. Miranda Krestovnikoff goes in search of the beautiful and rare white-fronted geese, which every year make an epic migration from Greenland to Ireland to feed on the rich grasses of the Wexford 'Slobs'. Dick Strawbridge takes a ride on 'Brunel's Folly' the dramatic and dangerous coastal railway that the great engineer constructed to cling to the cliff face at Bray Head. Dick learns of the disasters the railway has faced since it opened in 1855. Hermione Cockburn creates an earthquake on Killiney beach to discover how 160 years ago a local man, Robert Mallet, invented seismology, the study of earth tremors that has helped to save countless lives.

Greg Davies: Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog BBC3, 22:00 Greg Davies, star of BAFTAwinning TV series and hit film The Inbetweeners, with his Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominated, critically-acclaimed, triple-extended, 109-date sell-out debut solo show, Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog. Can a chance encounter with a stray Spanish dog and a bag of crisps lead to an epiphany and a fresh approach to life? Of course it can't, but is that a reason not to build an entire show around it? This show is the first to ever attempt to chronicle an entire life without offering even the slightest insight into the human condition, every significant incident forensically removed to leave only the lean meat of the trivial.

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Downton Abbey ITV1, 21.00 As they face new challenges, the Crawley family and the servants who work for them remain inseparably interlinked. Throughout the great house new arrivals rattle the established hierarchies, and the lives of the inhabitants are as shaped by romance, ambition, desire, shocks and heartbreak as ever. The secure, serene and ordered world of Downton is rocked by passions below the surface and there are changes above and below stairs. The third series, set in 1920, sees the return of all the much-loved characters in the sumptuous setting of Downton Abbey.

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Sunday Sunday Sunday 06:00 ...........................Breakfast

06:00 ..................................Zigby

06:00.......................Engie Benjy

08:30 ......................The Andrew Marr Show

06:10.................................. Louie

06:10 ..............Jungle Junction

06:20 .................... Little Robots

06:25 ..............Jungle Junction

09:30 ...................... Great North Run 2012

06:30 .....................64 Zoo Lane

06:35..................Signed Stories

06:40............................... Dipdap

06:45.................................. Monk

06:45 .....................Rastamouse

06:50........................... Canimals

07:00 .................................... Roar

07:00 ........................... Canimals

07:30 ........... Match of the Day

07:05 .......................Matt Hatter Chronicles

Sue Barker introduces live coverage of the Great North Run, the world's biggest and most famous half-marathon. The prestigious event always attracts top-quality runners - and this year's field includes double Olympic champion Mo Farah, who is stepping up in distance after his heroics in the 5,000m and 10,000m events at London 2012. Also competing is Ethiopian long-distance legend Haile Gebrselassie. But the race is not just about the elite runners; around 50,000 others will be pounding the 13.1-mile route from Newcastle to South Shields, many raising money for good causes

BBC1, 09.30 Sue Barker introduces live coverage of the Great North Run, the world’s biggest halfmarathon. The prestigious event always attracts top-quality runners – and this year’s field will include Ethiopian long-distance legend Haile Gebrselassie. But the race isn’t just about the elite runners. Around 50,000 others will be pounding the 13.1-mile route from Newcastle to South Shields, many raising money for good causes.

09:30 ............... Junior Bake Off 10:00 ............Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30 .............The Great British Bake Off 12:30 ............................. MotoGP 14:00 ..................................... Golf

07:30.................................Almost Naked Animals 07:40 ................................Almost Naked Animals 07:50................................ Almost Naked Animals 08:05........... Phineas and Ferb 08:20 ........... Phineas and Ferb

13:30 .........................BBC News

17:00 ............................One Man and His Dog

13:45 ...................Bargain Hunt

18:15 .......... Rugby League

09:00......... Good Luck Charlie

14:30............ Cash in the Attic

19:15 ..Richard Hammond's Crash Course

09:25............................ITV News

20:00 ....................China on Four Wheels

10:25..........................There's No Taste Like Home

15:15 ...........................Escape to the Country 16:00 .............................. Lifeline 16:10 .................Points of View 16:25 ...............Songs of Praise 17:00 ........... Planet Earth Live

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09:00 ............................12 Again

18:00 ................. BBC News 18:30 ......Fake or Fortune? Journalist Fiona Bruce teams up with art expert Philip Mould to investigate mysteries behind paintings. Inheriting a work of art by one of the great Impressionist masters should be a joy, but for Patrick Rice it was a mixed blessing. His small oil painting depicting a ballet dancer on stage has always been thought to be a work by Edgar Hilaire Degas. Unfortunately, since the 1970s, experts have not agreed. The painting, which could be worth around half a million pounds if it is a Degas, is currently worth £200. In a last ditch attempt to discover the truth, Patrick and his son Jonathan ask Fiona Bruce and Philip Mould to handle the case.

19:30 ............... Countryfile 20:30 ...............Inspector George Gently

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22:00 ................. BBC News 22:25 ...Match of the Day 2 23:15 .... In with the Flynns 23:45 ...Two for the Money

Anita Rani and Justin Rowlatt continue their epic car journeys across China, heading for their final destination, the financial mega-city of Shanghai. On her route through the industrialised east, Anita visits some of the country's most sophisticated and luxurious cities. In Qingdao she discovers a little piece of the Loire valley: a Chinese wine chateau with an accompanying vineyard. In Hangzhou she joins a couple on their wedding day, complete with a luxury car fleet. Meanwhile Justin continues his epic journey through the poor, remote Chinese countryside in his loaf-shaped bread van. He bumps rather precariously up the potholed Aizhai Highway, one of China's most dangerous roads, and visits the brand new engineering marvel of the Aizhai Bridge. He explores the life of farmers from the Miao ethnic minority deep in the Hunan countryside, and tries to get to the bottom of Mao Zedong's legacy in contemporary China.

21:00 .............Dragons' Den 22:00 ..........Mock the Week 22:30 ............Hilary Devey's Women at the Top 23:30 ................Great North Run Highlights

08:30 ................. Big Time Rush

09:30 ........................ House Gift

11:25 ........The Hungry Sailors Dick and James Strawbridge moor in Ramsgate as they continue their voyage around Britain. Today they make gnocchi before visiting a nursery and a local zoo. They visit a farm to talk turkey, dabble with damsons and get experimental with a traditional fish and chip supper. There's a Canterbury cook-off challenge to feed a family of four for under a tenner and they finish off with a delicious dinner on board their boat.

12:20........................... ITV News and Weather 12:30 .....................The X Factor 13:35......... Murder, She Wrote 14:30 ...........................Columbo 16:25 ....................... Doc Martin 17:25.......................... The Talent Show Story 18:25 ........ London Tonight 18:45 .................... ITV News 19:00 .............The Chase

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20:00 ..............The X Factor 21:00 ........Downton Abbey

22:30 ................... ITV News 22:45 .......... Piers Morgan's Life Stories 23:50 ..... Rugby Highlights

Inspector George Gently BBC1, 20.30 It is now four years since George Gently came north, and four long years since the death of his wife. His work for the Met through the Fifties and Sixties made him many enemies – not only among the criminals he put away, but also among some of his ex-colleagues and the criminals whose interests had become synonymous with them. The seismic forces that displaced him in 1964 are once more active – and have followed him to Durham. Underworld figure, Rattigan, who Gently sent down all those years ago, has been cleared on the grounds that evidence was fabricated by Gently himself, and now he is hell-bent on revenge. Donald MgHee (Kevin Whately), Gently’s friend and colleague from the Met, appears on the scene – but can Gently trust him? Bacchus is torn between his loyalty to Gently and his ambition to make it to the Met. Gently finds himself suspended from duty – powerless, unprotected and persecuted. If he is to survive, Gently must confront his deepest fears and fight to the death. Last in the series.

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Sunday Sunday Sunday 16 September 06:00 ............Kings of Europe The Chelsea Story

06:05 .............The Treacle People

06:00....................Children's TV

06:15 ..............................The Hoobs

08:25......... Angelina Ballerina

06:40 .......................Ironman 2012

08:40 ..................... Rupert Bear

07:05 ...................... Ge Strathclyde Park Triathlon

08:55 ...............Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

08:00 ......................Will and Grace 08:25 ......................Will and Grace

09:10 ................................. Toby's Travelling Circus

07:00 ............................... La Liga

08:55 ....................................... Frasier

09:25 ... Roary the Racing Car

11:00 ........... WWE Experience

09:25 ....................................... Frasier

09:40 ....................... Jelly Jamm

08:30 ............Kings of Europe The Chelsea Story

10:00 ....................Sunday Brunch

10:00............... Power Rangers: Samurai

09:30 ...................... The Sunday Supplement

13:00 ...............WWE Presents The Rock

10:35 ..................... Batman: The Brave and the Bold

11:00 ............Goals on Sunday

14:00 ........................... A League of Their Own

11:10 ................. Looney Tunes

15:30 ............................. Football

12:30 .........The Big Bang Theory 13:00 .........The Big Bang Theory 13:30 .......................The Simpsons 14:00 .............The Spy Next Door 15:45 ................... Deal or No Deal 16:45 ....Come Dine with Me

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11:15 ................. Looney Tunes 11:25.................. Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers

19:20 ........... Channel 4 News

12:25 ................Capricorn One

19:50 .................. 4thought.tv

14:45.......... The Fifth Element

19:55 .......... The Political Slot 20:00 ............ Fatal Flight 447: Chaos in the Cockpit

Relive Chelsea's historic victory in the 2011/12 UEFA Champions League. It was a remarkable journey for the Blues, who took down Europe's giants to win the continent's biggest club prize.

13:00............................. Football Reading v Tottenham Hotspur. Reading host Tottenham Hotspur at the Madejski Stadium in the Barclays Premier League. A fourgoal haul from Dimitar Berbatov helped Spurs seal a 6-4 win when the sides met in 2007.

18:30 ....................... La Liga 17:05 ................Willy Wonka W C 22:30 ............ Ford Football and the CHOICE Special Chocolate Factory Reading host Tottenham Hot-

06:00 ........The Hour of Power

06:00 ...............Passport Patrol

07:00 .........The 10th Kingdon

06:30 ...............Passport Patrol

08:00 ................ Ballroom High

07:00 ................................ Maury

09:00....................... The Middle

08:00 ............. Drop Dead Diva

10:00 ..............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars

09:00................ Animal Rescue

12:00 .............UK Border Force

17:00 ..........................Sing Date 17:30.......................... Sing Date

18:00 ........... The Simpsons

18:00 ................ Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model

18:30 ............ Raising Hope 19:00 ...................... Sinbad 20:00 ................ Terra Nova

23:00 ................Desperado

19:00 .... Be Your Own Boss

06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style

07:00 .............. Gears and Tears

06:00.............................. Seinfeld

Britain's hottest entrepreneur Richard Reed, the smoothie behind Innocent drinks, is on the hunt for the next generation of start-up superstars. He has set aside up to a million pounds to invest in big ideas. From the 500 hopefuls who pitched everything from bubblegum-flavoured chicken to state-of-the-art drink dispensers, Richard selects the first three bright ideas he is willing to risk big money on. But when he puts these young guns through their paces, will any of them have done enough to win his backing?

International sport, aerobic and fitness champions take you through a selection of great workouts and health tips, all filmed at many of Sydney's most beautiful landmarks.

07:30 .............. Gears and Tears

06:30 ............................. Seinfeld

08:00 .........................Hardliners 08:30......................... Hardliners

07:00 .................British Cycling: Road to Glory

23:35 ......... American Dad!

15:00 ...............Passport Patrol

17:30 ................. The Simpsons

23:40 .....................Shameless

23:15 ......... American Dad!

14:30....... Nothing to Declare

17:00 ................. The Simpsons

21:00 ................. Swordfish

22:45 ..........Bad Education

14:00 .......Nothing to Declare

16:30.......................... Sing Date

22:35 .Alan Carr: Chatty Man

22:20 ............... Family Guy

13:00 ...............Criminal Minds

16:00........................ Road Wars

spur at the Madejski Stadium in the Barclays Premier League. A four-goal haul from Dimitar Berbatov helped Spurs seal a 6-4 win when the sides met in 2007.

22:00 ............... Family Guy

11:00 ..........The Biggest Loser

15:30 ...............Passport Patrol

19:10 ......5 News Weekend

20:00 .... Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

10:00............ Ghost Whisperer

15:00 ................. Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

21:00 ................... Big Fat Quiz of the 80s

19:15 ..........The Medallion

09:30.................Animal Rescue

21:00 ............... Strike Back 22:00 ..... Game of Thrones 23:20 ................Ross Kemp: Extreme World

16:00.......................... Sing Date

19:00 .................. Teen Wolf 20:00 .. Nothing to Declare 20:30 ......................... Gates 21:00 ........ Mount Pleasant 22:00 ............Supernatural

06:00 ............ Planet's Funniest Animals 06:15....Emmerdale Omnibus

09:00 ................................... Tribe

08:00 .........................................ER

08:50........... Coronation Street Omnibus

06:30 ................... Football First

10:00................................... Crash

09:00 .........................................ER

12:05 .......Winners and Losers

08:00 ................... Football First

10:30 .................................. Crash

10:00 .........................................ER

09:30 ...........P1 Powerboating

11:00 .........................Red Dwarf

11:00 .................................House

10:00........................ The Rugby Championship

11:40 .........................Red Dwarf

12:00 .................................House

12:20 .........................Red Dwarf

13:00......................... The British

13:00 .........................Red Dwarf

14:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager

13:40 .........................Red Dwarf

15:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager

18:20 .................Red Dwarf

16:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager

19:00 ...............Man v Food

17:00.......... Star Trek: Voyager

19:30 ...............Man v Food

19:00 ................ The British

20:00 .................. European Tour Golf

20:00 .................. India with Sanjeev Bhaskar

20:00 ..........British Cycling: Road to Glory

22:00 ............ Super League Fulltime

21:00 ..........................QI XL

21:00 ......... The Newsroom

22:00 ..........................QI XL

22:15 .............. Blue Bloods

23:00 ......... Indy Car Series

23:00 ..........................QI XL

23:15 .............. Blue Bloods

11:30 .......Premiership Rugby 12:30 ...... European Tour Golf 16:30.................... Thrillseekers 17:00.......... P1 Powerboating 17:30 .................. Super League Play-Off TBA

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Australian drama about four friends who win the lottery. Jenny must face up to telling Callum about her infidelity. Bec and Matt begin to suspect Tom is abusing Tiffany. Frances finds working with Zach increasingly difficult.

13:00 ...........Peter Andre's Bad Boyfriend Club 14:00 ...............Top Dog Model 15:00 ............................... Dennis 16:50 .....................The X Factor 17:55 ............... The Xtra Factor 18:55 .............Dante's Peak 21:00 .........The Xtra Factor 22:00 ....................Hot Fuzz

W C CHOICE The Chase ITV1, 19:00 Celebrity Special. Bradley Walsh hosts a celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. Four well known celebrities have to work together to try and win thousands of pounds for charity. Can any of them outwit the quiz genius known as The Chaser? Tonight's celebrities are TV presenter Dan Lobb, musical star Jodie Prenger, Autumnwatch's Chris Packham, and Coronation Street actress Jennie McAlpine.

Come Dine with Me Channel 4, 16:45 Ireland. Five strangers compete over the course of a week, taking it in turns to throw a dinner party in their own personal style. However, this is no ordinary supper: after each dinner, the guests secretly score the host with a mark out of 10. The food and the atmosphere are taken into account when scoring and, at the end of the week, the top-scoring host wins 1,000 euros. From Dublin to Cork and Waterford to Galway, hosts from all walks of life take the culinary challenge, providing insights into their homes and dinner party secrets. The first of five dinner parties from Dublin is given by domestic goddess Una Quill. Super-talkative Una loves a glass or two of Chardonnay and is confident she can win over her new friends, but will she let them get a word in edgeways?

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Channel 4, 17:05 Charlie Bucket and four other children win the chance to tour the mysterious Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and win a lifetime's supply of chocolate. Gene Wilder stars in Roald Dahl's beloved children's story.

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Monday Monday 06:00........................... Breakfast

06:00 ................... Children's TV

06:00.......................... Daybreak

09:15 ................. Rip Off Britain

07:00 ............................. Barney's Latin America

08:30 .............................Lorraine

10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ..............................Britain's Empty Homes

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30.................... This Morning

07:40 ............................. Eliot Kid

11:25........................... ITV News

11:30 ............ Cash in the Attic

07:55 ...................... Newsround

11:30................... This Morning

12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt

12:30 ................. Loose Women

13:00 .......... BBC News at One

08:00 ...................... What's New Scooby-Doo?

13:30........ BBC London News

08:25 ....................Buzz and Tell

13:30 ........................... ITV News and Weather

13:40 ............................. Doctors

08:30 .................... Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab

14:00....................... Dickinson's Real Deal

08:45 ............................ aby Jake

15:00 ............................ The Alan Titchmarsh Show

14:10......................... Only Fools and Horses 14:38 .........................Only Fools and Horses

09:00 ......... The Adventures of Abney and Teal

15:05 .......... Horrible Histories

09:15 .......................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion

15:35 .............. Lockie Leonard 16:00...................... Who Let the Dogs Out?

16:00 .............. My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 17:00..........................The Chase

09:25 ............The Large Family

18:00 ........London Tonight

09:40 ........The Koala Brothers

16:30 .............. Sam and Mark's Big Wind Up

09:50 ....................Dirtgirlworld

18:30 ................... ITV News and Weather

10:00 .........................Octonauts

19:00 ............... Emmerdale

17:00 ......................Newsround

10:05 ........................... Kerwhizz

19:30 ..... Coronation Street

17:15 ........................... Pointless 18:00 ....... BBC News at Six

10:25 ......................Driver Dan's Story Train

20:00 ......Paul O'Grady: For The Love of Dogs

18:30 ... BBC London News

10:40 ......................... Waybuloo

19:00 ..........The One Show

11:00.......In the Night Garden

19:30 .............. Fake Britain

11:30 .............BBC World News

Dominic Littlewood investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money. This episode features a look at the latest in cutting-edge insurance fraud: faking pet insurance claims, including the woman that kept dead puppies in her freezer to try and hoodwink the insurers. Brent and Harrow Trading Standards take on the market traders that are the public face of the multi-million pound industry in fake clothing. Plus the fake cigarette factories on your doorstep, and the dangers that lurk inside fake cigarettes; and the fakery that is going on in pubs and clubs up and down Britain: the pint that is not a pint.

12:00 ............The Daily Politics

19:57 ...........BBC News and Regional News

20:00 ................. University Challenge

20:00 ............... EastEnders 20:30 ................. Panorama

20:30 ...........Lorraine's Fast, Fresh and Easy Food

21:00 ................ New Tricks

21:00 .... Masters of Money

22:00 ...... BBC News at Ten

22:00...........James May's CW Things You CHOICE 22:00 ............... ITV News at Need to Know... Ten and Weather 22:30 ................ Newsnight

22:35 .............Citizen Khan 23:05 ...... Gavin and Stacey 23:35 ............. The Lock Up

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07:30 .......................The League of Super Evil

15:45 ......... Helicopter Heroes

Presenter and comedian Paul O'Grady spends more time with the staff and canines at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. In this episode he is with dog behaviourist Brian, who is working with a dog with an extreme fear of men. Benny is half Rottweiler, half Bull Mastiff and appears to have been abused before he arrived at Battersea. Paul struggles with the concept of a dog who does not want to be his friend as Brian tries to get Benny used to meeting new people.

16:30 ................................Flog It!

20:30 .... Coronation Street

17:15 .............. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

21:00 ..................... Leaving

13:00 ............. My Life in Books 13:30..... To Buy or Not to Buy 14:15 ...........The Weakest Link 15:00 ... Wanted Down Under

18:00 ..................Eggheads 18:30 ................... Celebrity MasterChef 19:00 .. Antiques Road Trip

23:20 ............Dragons' Den

Drama about an age-gap relationship. Aaron and Julie have started a passionate affair, and although Julie knows she must be cautious, it becomes clear this isn't just a fling. Julie's husband Michael flirts with a woman at work, but oversteps the mark and is suspended. Aaron wants to prove himself to Julie so he applies for a place on a management trainee scheme, but gets seconded to London. Can he bring himself to leave her, and will she let him go? Michael has started to suspect Julie is hiding something.

22:35 ........ Space Cowboys

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Monday Monday 17 September 07:00 ...........Freshly Squeezed

06:00....................Children's TV

07:30 ............According to Jim

08:15 .........................Peppa Pig

07:55 ............Everybody Loves Raymond

08:30 ... Roary the Racing Car

06:00..................Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

08:25 ................................ Frasier

08:40 ...............Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures

08:55 ......Come Dine with Me

08:45...... Bananas in Pyjamas

11:00.. The Renovation Game 12:00 ............. Channel 4 News

09:00 ...................Abby's Flying Fairy School

12:05 .. Undercover Boss USA

09:15 .............The Wright Stuff

13:05 ........River Cottage Bites

11:10 ............. Big Body Squad

13:20 ..............Dark Command

12:10 ........5 News Lunchtime

15:10 ......................Countdown

12:15... Dirty Great Machines

Reading/Spurs. Reading host Tottenham Hotspur at the Madejski Stadium in the Barclays Premier League. A four-goal haul from Dimitar Berbatov helped Spurs seal a 6-4 win when the sides met in 2007.

16:00 .............. Deal or No Deal

13:15 ............Home and Away

10:30 ................................La Liga

17:00........... Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Cookery Course

13:45 ..................... Neighbours

12:00 .... Ford Football Special

14:20 .........................NUMB3RS

13:30 ................................La Liga

17:30 ......Come Dine with Me

15:15 ..........Ordinary Miracles

18:00 ........... The Simpsons

17:00 ......................5 News at 5

15:00............ Kings of Europe The Chelsea Story

18:30 .................. Hollyoaks

17:30..................... Neighbours

19:00 ........Channel 4 News

18:00 ........Home and Away

19:55 .............. 4thought.tv

18:30 ...................... 5 News

20:00 ................ Dispatches

19:00 ........World's Scariest Flights

20:30 ..Food Unwrapped

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08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 ....................Ford Football Special

16:00 ....................Ford Football Special 17:30 .....................Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 18:30 ................ Netbusters

06:00..................... Don't Forget the Lyrics 07:00 ........................... Wild Vets 07:30 ....................... Emergency Animal Rescue 08:00.................. Stargate SG-1 09:00.................. Stargate SG-1 10:00 ........................... Lie to Me 11:00 ........................... Lie to Me 12:00 .............................Oops TV 13:00 ........................... The 4400 14:00........................... The 4400 15:00 .................. Stargate SG-1 16:00.................. Stargate SG-1 17:00 .......................... Futurama 17:30.......................... Futurama 18:00 ................ The Middle 18:30 ........... The Simpsons 19:00 ........... The Simpsons 20:00 ................... A League of Their Own 21:00 ................Ross Kemp: Extreme World 22:00 ......Game of Thrones 23:15 ...................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

06:00 .......Nothing to Declare 06:30 .......Nothing to Declare 07:00 ..........................Sing Date 07:30 ..........................Sing Date 08:00 ................America's Next Top Model 09:00 .................Jerry Springer 10:00 .......Nothing to Declare 10:30 .......Nothing to Declare 11:00 ...............Passport Patrol 12:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 ...............Criminal Minds 16:00............... Passport Patrol 17:00....... Nothing to Declare 18:00 ...................Sing Date 18:30 ..................Sing Date 19:00 ........ Criminal Minds 20:00 ..........Styled to Rock 21:00 ................ Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model 22:00 ........ Criminal Minds

21:00 ....... 999: What's Your Emergency?

20:00 ........Frontline Police

22:00 .................Rude Tube

22:00 .............. Out of Time

23:00 ...... Kings of Europe The Chelsea Story

19:00 ................... Top Gear

06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style

07:10 ..........The Gadget Show

06:00 ........................ The X Files

06:00 .......................Emmerdale

06:30 ....................Thrillseekers

08:00 .................. Dragons' Den

06:25 ..........Coronation Street

07:00 .........WWE Bottom Line

09:00 ............................Top Gear

07:00 ......... Star Trek: The Next Generation

08:00.......... Aerobics: Oz Style

10:00 ............................Top Gear

08:00........... Star Trek: Voyager

07:15 .......................The Jeremy Kyle Show US

08:25 .......................Champions League Weekly

11:00 ..........The Gadget Show

09:00 .........................................ER

08:05 .......................Judge Judy

12:00...................... Man v Food

10:00 .................................House

08:55 ............. Sporting Greats

13:00............................ Top Gear

11:00 ........................ The X Files

09:25 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County

09:25 .................ICC World Cup Warm-up Game

14:00 ............................Top Gear

12:00 ......... Star Trek: The Next Generation

10:30.....Beauty and the Geek

14:00 .........................................ER

12:00 .......................Emmerdale

15:00 .................................House

12:30 ..........Coronation Street

16:00......... Star Trek: The Next Generation

13:30..The Jeremy Kyle Show

Motoring show. Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are on location with the forthcoming Sweeney movie as they take charge of shooting the film's climactic car chase. Clarkson uses his expertise to choreograph the stunt driving whilst Hammond directs the movie's lead actors, Ray Winstone and Plan B, and organises an explosive finale. Meanwhile, back at the test track James May casts a suspicious eye over the new Vauxhall Corsa VXR Nurburgring and gives his verdict on the brand new Fiat Panda.

20:00 .......... Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life

21:00 ......Cowboy Builders

13:30..................................... NFL 15:30.................. Super League Fulltime 16:30... Rugby Super League

21:00 ........................ Let Me Entertain You

18:00 ......... NASCAR Sprint Cup Series

22:00 ......... The Revolution Will be Televised

19:00 .................. ICC World T20 Preview

22:30 ................EastEnders

22:00 ......... NASCAR Sprint Cup Series

23:05 ................Family Guy 23:45 ..........American Dad!

23:00 .................. ICC World T20 Preview

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19:00 .....................Football

15:00 ......................Man v Food 16:00.................. Dragons' Den 17:00 ............................Top Gear 18:00 ................... Top Gear 19:00 ...............Man v Food 20:00 ................... Top Gear 21:00 .........Mock the Week 21:40 ..................Have I Got News for You 22:20 ...Would I Lie to You? 23:00 .........Mock the Week 23:40 .........Mock the Week

23:00 .........................Gates 23:30 ........................Bones

11:30 .......................Judge Judy

18:00 .............................. ER

15:40 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County

19:00 ........................ House

16:40.....Beauty and the Geek

20:00 .....................Seinfeld

17:30........................Judge Judy

21:00 ...Ronna and Beverly 22:00 ................. Hunderby

18:00 ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US

22:30 ... Boardwalk Empire

18:55 ...............The X Factor

23:50 ...Ronna and Beverly

21:00 ......... The Shawshank Redemption

W C CHOICE James May's Things You Need to Know... BBC2, 22:00 James May distills the essence of all you need to know about chemistry. Have you ever wondered if certain chemicals can make you irresistible to the opposite sex? Well, James has - and with the help of dynamic motion graphics, he will distill the sensuous secrets and explain how our world is really just one big laboratory. Join James as he discovers what sorcerers and scientists have wondered for centuries - whether we can turn lead into gold - and just maybe, shares chemistry's secret to eternal life. Along the way he will reveal how what you flush down your toilet could actually be making you money, how the booze in your bottle could power a jet and why the elements in the periodic table are just like us - they don't all get along.

Food Unwrapped Channel 4, 20:30 Brand new science series Food Unwrapped explores how our food is really made and the industry secrets behind our favourite produce. Reporters Matt Tebbutt, James Watt, Martin Dickie and Kate Quilton travel the globe to discover just how the food we love is mass produced. Food Unwrapped contacts supermarkets and producers with simple questions about the food we buy. If they can't explain it, the gang of hungry detectives stop at nothing to find out, travelling to the food producers who supply the supermarkets to investigate, from Liverpool to Swaziland, and from Thailand to Spain.

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Tuesday Tuesday 06:00........................... Breakfast

06:00.................... Children's TV

06:00 .......................... Daybreak

09:15 ................. Rip Off Britain

06:50 .....................Rastamouse

08:30 .............................Lorraine

10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer

07:00 .................. Barney's Latin America

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

11:00 ..............................Britain's Empty Homes

07:30 .......................The League of Super Evil

10:30................... This Morning

07:40 ............................. Eliot Kid

11:30 ................... This Morning

07:55 ...................... Newsround

12:30 ................. Loose Women

08:00 ...................... What's New Scooby-Doo?

13:30 ........................... ITV News and Weather

08:25 ....................Buzz and Tell

14:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal

Joe Crowley presents the series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer potential buyers. In this episode Joe meets Stuart Barclay, who dreams of moving to the country with his young family to carry out a big renovation. Joe shows Stuart a disused water mill in South Yorkshire which already has planning permission granted, and has scope to become the family home he yearns for. Joe then introduces Stuart to an architect and his family, who have recently converted an old barn and are very happy with the results. We hear about a passionate group of volunteers who have been campaigning to save a Jacobean mansion.

11:30 ........... Cash in the Attic 12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt 13:00 .......... BBC News at One 13:30 ........ BBC London News

08:30 .................... Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 08:45 ..........................Baby Jake 09:00 .............. The Adventures of Abney and Teal 09:15 .......................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 09:25 ............The Large Family 09:40 ........The Koala Brothers 09:50 ....................Dirtgirlworld 10:00 ...................Chuggington 10:05....... Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll

11:25........................... ITV News

15:00 ............................ The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00 .............. My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham Lynda arrives in Aberaeron for the Cardigan Bay Seafood Festival. Out at sea, she's thrilled to spot a dolphin and also stands in as cox for the Aberaeron Sea Rowers. Lynda's day gets even better when her home-made raspberry chocolate brownies prove popular and sell out at the festival.

17:00 .........................The Chase 18:00 ........London Tonight

13:40 ............................. Doctors

10:25 ......................Driver Dan's Story Train

14:10 .........................Only Fools and Horses

10:40 ......................... Waybuloo

18:30 ................... ITV News and Weather

11:00...... In the Night Garden

19:00 ............... Emmerdale

14:38 .........................Only Fools and Horses

11:30 .............BBC World News

19:30 ................... Live UEFA Champions League

15:05 .......... Horrible Histories 15:35............... Lockie Leonard 16:00 ......................Who Let the Dogs Out?

12:00 ............The Daily Politics 13:00 ............. My Life in Books 13:30 .....To Buy or Not to Buy 14:15 ...........The Weakest Link

Real Madrid v Manchester City. Manchester City make the trip to the Bernabeu to face nine times European Champions Real Madrid as the Champions League kicks off for the new season. Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate as Roberto Mancini's team face one of the toughest tests in world football.

16:30 ............... Trade Your Way to the USA

15:00 ... Wanted Down Under

17:00 ......................Newsround

16:30 ................................Flog It!

17:15 ........................... Pointless 18:00 ....... BBC News at Six

17:15 .............. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

22:00 ................ ITV News at Ten and Weather

18:30 ... BBC London News

18:00 .................. Eggheads

19:00 ..........The One Show

18:30 .................... Celebrity MasterChef

22:35 .......................... UEFA Champions League

19:30 ............... EastEnders 20:00 .................Holby City 21:00 .................... DIY SOS 22:00 ...... BBC News at Ten 22:25 ... BBC London News

15:45 ......... Helicopter Heroes

19:00 .. Antiques Road Trip 20:00 .................. The Great British Bake Off 21:00 ......................Vikings

22:35 ............. The Lock Up

22:00 ..................The Rob W C Brydon Show CHOICE

23:15 .............Citizen Khan

22:30 ................. Newsnight

23:45 ...........Trust the Man

23:20 ................China on Four Wheels

China on Four Wheels BBC2, 23:20

CW

CH OI CE

23:35 ............Grimefighters Series following the daily lives of Britain's clean up teams. Suicide Sid has to clear a house of horrors - complete with a rotting rat. Meanwhile, Cardiff council worker Jason takes on the wrath of some seagulls, Wolverhampton enforcement officer John busts some careless smokers, and litter picker Lew deals with the legacy of his most cunning adversaries - local children. At Westminster tube station, the nightshift workers arrive to clean.

W C CHOICE

Anita Rani and Justin Rowlatt continue their epic car journeys across China, heading for their final destination, the financial mega-city of Shanghai. On her route through the industrialised east, Anita visits some of the country's most sophisticated and luxurious cities. In Qingdao she discovers a little piece of the Loire valley: a Chinese wine chateau with an accompanying vineyard. In Hangzhou she joins a couple on their wedding day, complete with a luxury car fleet. Meanwhile Justin continues his epic journey through the poor, remote Chinese countryside in his loaf-shaped bread van. He bumps rather precariously up the potholed Aizhai Highway, one of China's most dangerous roads, and visits the brand new engineering marvel of the Aizhai Bridge. He explores the life of farmers from the Miao ethnic minority deep in the Hunan countryside, and tries to get to the bottom of Mao Zedong's legacy in contemporary China.

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Tuesday

06:10 ....................... The Hoobs 07:00 ..........Freshly Squeezed 07:30 ........... According to Jim 07:55........................ Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25 ................................Frasier 08:55..... Come Dine with Me 11:00..The Renovation Game 12:00 .............Channel 4 News 12:05...Undercover Boss USA 13:00 ....... River Cottage Bites 13:20 ................... A Man Alone 15:10 ..................... Countdown 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ...........Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Cookery Course 17:30 ..... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ...........The Simpsons 18:30 ................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ....... Channel 4 News 19:55 ..............4thought.tv 20:00 ... Double Your House for Half the Money W 21:00........Derren Brown COI CH CE 22:35...........Big Fat Quiz W C of the 80s CHOICE

06:00....................Children's TV 08:30.... Roary the Racing Car 08:40................Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures 08:45.......Bananas in Pyjamas 09:00 ...................Abby's Flying Fairy School 09:15 .............The Wright Stuff 11:10 ............. Big Body Squad 12:10 ........5 News Lunchtime 12:15....Dirty Great Machines 13:15 ............Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15 .........................NUMB3RS 15:15................................... Class 17:00 ......................5 News at 5 17:30...................... Neighbours 18:00 .......Home and Away 18:30 ...................... 5 News 19:00 ....Emergency Bikers 20:00 ..........Wills and Kate: Baby Fever 21:00 ..... Person of Interest 22:00 .......CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:55 ................ CSI: Miami

19:00 ........... Total Wipeout

06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style

20:00 ..........................Snog, Marry, Avoid?

06:30 ....................Thrillseekers 07:00 ..............WWE Afterburn

20:30 .......................... Snog, Marry, Avoid?

08:00 .......................... ICC World T20 Preview

21:00 ................... Don't Tell the Bride 22:00 .......... Bad Education School-based sitcom. The Abbey Grove school election is underway and each class must put forward a candidate. Gulliver's candidate is school brainbox David Millbank. When Gulliver implies Alfie's class are all 'unelectable', he decides to make it his mission to prove her wrong. Meanwhile, Fraser is suspended due to an unfortunate incident involving a very provocative internet viral, which means Pickwell has firmly got her sights on trying to get the job for herself.

22:30 ................EastEnders

18

September

06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00......................Don't Forget the Lyrics

06:00....... Nothing to Declare

07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00....................... Emergency Animal Rescue

07:30 .......................... Sing Date

08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:30 ....................... Emergency Animal Rescue

09:00 ....................Ford Monday Night Football

08:00.................. Stargate SG-1

11:30........................... ICC World T20 Preview

10:00 ........................... Lie to Me

14:30 ................................Cricket I c c World Twenty20 - Sri Lanka v Zimbabwe. Sri Lanka face Zimbabwe at the Mahinda Rajapaksa International Stadium in Group C of the 2012 ICC World Twenty20. Sri Lanka claimed the spoils when the teams met in the 2010 competition.

18:30 ........ Sporting Greats 19:00 ............ Football Asia 19:30 ...........Gillette Soccer Special

09:00 .................. Stargate SG-1 11:00 ........................... Lie to Me 12:00..............................Oops TV 13:00 ........................... The 4400 14:00 ........................... The 4400

07:00.......................... Sing Date 08:00 ................America's Next Top Model 09:00................. Jerry Springer 10:00 ....... Nothing to Declare 10:30 ....... Nothing to Declare 11:00............... Passport Patrol 11:30 ................Passport Patrol 12:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

15:00 .................. Stargate SG-1

13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

16:00 .................. Stargate SG-1

14:00 ............... Criminal Minds

17:00 .......................... Futurama

15:00............... Criminal Minds

17:30 .......................... Futurama

16:00 ................Passport Patrol 17:00 ....... Nothing to Declare

18:00 ................ The Middle

18:00 .................. Sing Date

18:30 ........... The Simpsons

18:30 .................. Sing Date

19:00 ........... The Simpsons

19:00 .........Criminal Minds

19:30 ........... The Simpsons

20:00 .........Passport Patrol

20:00 .................Road Wars

21:00 .......... Styled to Rock

21:00 .................. Strike ack

22:00 .........Criminal Minds

22:00 ...................Insomnia

23:00 ........................ Bones

06:00 .............Home Shopping

06:00 ........................ The X Files

06:00 ...........................Emmerdale

07:10 ..........The Gadget Show

06:25 .............Coronation Street

08:00.................. Dragons' Den

07:00 ......... Star Trek: The Next Generation

09:00 ..........................Fifth Gear

08:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager

07:15 ...........................The Jeremy Kyle Show US

10:00 ............................Top Gear

09:00 .........................................ER

08:05 .......................... Judge Judy

11:00............. Trilby Tour 2012

11:00 ..........The Gadget Show

10:00 .................................House

12:00 ............Kings of Europe The Chelsea Story

12:00 .................. Dragons' Den

11:00 ........................ The X Files

09:25 .......The Real Housewives of Orange County

13:00 ............................Top Gear

12:00 ......... Star Trek: The Next Generation

10:30 ...... Beauty and the Geek

14:00 .........................................ER

12:00 ..........................Emmerdale

15:00 .................................House

12:30 .............Coronation Street

16:00......... Star Trek: The Next Generation

13:30 ... The Jeremy Kyle Show

13:00 ................ SPL Round-Up 13:30 ...................Ford Monday Night Football 16:00 ............Kings of Europe The Chelsea Story 17:00 .............Barclays Premier League Review

Julian Warren and studio guests keep track of the evening's football action with expert analysis of all the scores and stories as they come in.

22:30 ............ Football Asia 23:00 ..... Revista de la Liga

14:00 ............................Top Gear 15:00 ......................Man v Food 16:00 .................. Dragons' Den 17:00 ............................Top Gear 18:00 .................... Top Gear 19:00 ...............Man v Food 20:00 .................... Top Gear

18:00 .....Revista de la Liga

21:00 ..........................QI XL

19:00 .................... Football

22:00 ......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You

23:00 ................ Family Guy

22:00 ............... Champions League Goals

23:45 ..........American Dad!

23:00 ...................... Cricket

14 September - 20 September 2012

23:00 .........Mock the Week 23:40 .............. Argumental

11:30 .......................... Judge Judy

18:00 ............................... ER

15:40 .......The Real Housewives of Orange County

19:00 ........................ House

16:40 ...... Beauty and the Geek

20:00 ... Friday Night Lights

17:30 .......................... Judge Judy

21:00 ................... God Save the Queens

18:00 ...................The Jeremy Kyle Show US

22:00 ................ The British

19:00........ Peter Andre's Bad Boyfriend Club

23:00 ................... Mad Men

20:00.. You've Been Framed!

W C CHOICE The Rob Brydon Show BBC2, 22:00 In the last show of the series, Rob meets actor Ray Winstone, who tries to teach Rob how to act tough. In return Rob gets Ray to read a classic children's story and perform a special scene with an audience member. They are joined by Professor Brian Cox, who talks about making science accessible and discovers that Ray Winstone was a schoolboy physics star. There's also music and chat from Stereophonics frontman Kelly Jones, who discusses the music that inspired him.

Derren Brown Channel 4, 21:00 Svengali. Master Showman Derren Brown presents his 2012 Olivier award-winning theatre show, filmed live in front of a sell-out audience at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham. Showcasing Derren's skills as master persuader and entertainer, he attempts to extract secret confessions from the audience, plays psychological mind games, and shares the dramatic history of Svengali.

Big Fat Quiz of the 80s Channel 4, 22:35 Jimmy Carr hosts the first of three special editions of the Big Fat Quiz series, beginning with an irreverent look back at the 1980s. Whether you know some of the answers, or are totally clueless, join Jonathan Ross, Jason Manford, Stephen Mangan, Micky Flanagan and Carol Vorderman - with appearances from Michael Fish, Su Pollard, John Craven and many more - as the teams compete to decide who can remember the most about the 1980s.

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Wednesday Wednesday 06:00 ...........................Breakfast

06:00 ................... Children's TV

06:00.......................... Daybreak

09:15 ................. Rip Off Britain

06:50 .....................Rastamouse

08:30............................ Lorraine

10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer

07:00 ............................. Barney's Latin America

09:25....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

11:00 ..............................Britain's Empty Homes

07:30 .......................The League of Super Evil

10:30................... This Morning

11:30 ............ Cash in the Attic

07:40 ............................. Eliot Kid

11:30 ...................This Morning

12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt

07:55 ...................... Newsround

12:30 .................Loose Women

13:00 .......... BBC News at One 13:30 ........ BBC London News

08:00 ...................... What's New Scooby-Doo?

13:30........................... ITV News and Weather

13:40 ............................. Doctors

08:25 ....................Buzz and Tell

14:10......................... Only Fools and Horses

08:30 .................... Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab

14:00....................... Dickinson's Real Deal

14:38 .........................Only Fools and Horses

08:45 ..........................Baby Jake

15:00 ............................ The Alan Titchmarsh Show

09:00 .............. The Adventures of Abney and Teal

16:00 .............. My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham

09:15 .......................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion

17:00 ........................ The Chase

09:25............ The Large Family

15:05........... Horrible Histories 15:35.............. Lockie Leonard 16:00...................... Who Let the Dogs Out?

09:40........ The Koala Brothers

18:30 .................... ITV News and Weather

17:00...................... Newsround

09:50 ....................Dirtgirlworld

19:00 ...............Emmerdale

17:15........................... Pointless

10:00 ...................Chuggington

19:30 ....Coronation Street

10:05 ....... Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll

20:00 ................. All Star Mr and Mrs

18:30 ... BBC London News 19:00 .......... The One Show

10:25 ......................Driver Dan's Story Train 10:40.......................... Waybuloo

20:00 .................Watchdog

Channel 4 , 20.00 The Food Hospital returns for a brand-new series and this time the experts are back using food to try to tackle an even greater array of common illnesses - from acne and eczema, insomnia and arthritis, to epilepsy and ADHD. Dietitian Lucy Jones, consultant Shaw Somers, GPs Gio Miletto along with Pixie McKenna will take part in series of fun challenges - using the public as willing guinea pigs - to test whether party food sends kids frantic, whether eating berries can make your office more productive and whether putting on weight is linked to when you eat your dinner. The team will also investigate the power of everyday foods, finding out if beetroot can make you run faster, if chilli could speed up your metabolism and even if turmeric could help fight cancer. The medical team will be intervening in the diets of some of the UK’s most extreme eaters and drawing attention to the dangers of fad diets popularised by celebrities. Alongside this, in a nationwide challenge supported by Bowel Cancer UK, viewers can download The Food Hospital app and could take part in the fibre challenge. They will be challenged to eat more fibre and track what happens to their toilet habits. Volunteer identical twins will launch the challenge on the show by embarking on high and low fibre diets before taking part in their own ‘poo race.’ Viewers will be able to follow how the twins are getting on with their fibre diet throughout the series and record their own movements using the specially designed app. The first patient to be seen by the Food Hospital team is Jack from Lincoln, aged 4. Jack suffers from atopic eczema, a skin condition that affects 1 in 5 children in the UK which means his skin often becomes itchy, dry, red and cracked. Jack’s worried parents are at their wits end when they meet with GP Gio Miletto. Blood tests suggest Jack may have a milk allergy so dietitian Lucy Jones pays the family a home visit to set them off on a milkfree diet. A few weeks later, body free of the potential allergen, Jack revisits the Hospital for a food challenge which will conclusively prove whether or not he has a milk allergy. Second to be seen by the medical team is Beth from the Wirral, aged 29. Beth suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis and has already had five joints replaced. Rheumatoid Arthritis is an auto immune disease that affects 400,000 people in the UK and causes painful swelling. When she sees Shaw Somers, Beth’s ESR (Erythrocyte Sedimentation Rate) levels are 28, outside of the normal range. Hoping to reduce these ESR levels, which are the inflammation markers in the blood, Lucy prescribes a calorie controlled high omega 3 diet. Another patient is Adam from Manchester, aged 22 who is terrified of fruit and vegetables. In fact, his diet is utterly devoid of anything fresh consisting of 6 things alone - chicken nuggets, chips, pizza, crisps, cheese on toast and chocolate. Blood tests reveal Adam is low in folic acid, iron and vitamin C. Lucy wants to encourage Adam to try and eat at least one food he’s terrified of and as it’s the texture that leaves him feeling so sick, she wants to turn his dreaded vegetables into something slightly more appealing - crisps! Finally, Dr Pixie McKenna goes on a mission to identify the heroes of the food world. In the first episode, she wants to see if claims that beetroot can increase our performance in sports are true and meets up with Professor Andrew Jones from the University of Exeter who is running a pioneering trial on some Cyclists at the Portsmouth velodrome.

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18:00 ....... London Tonight

16:30.....................Stepping Up

18:00 ....... BBC News at Six

The Food Hospital

11:25.......................... ITV News

11:00...... In the Night Garden 21:00 ...........Who Do You W C 11:30 .............BBC World News Think You Are? CHOICE 12:00 ............The Daily Politics 22:00 ...... BBC News at Ten 13:00 ............................See Hear 22:25 ... BBC London News 13:30 .................................. Coast 22:35 .............. The National 13:35................................Lifeline Lottery Wednesday Night Draws

13:45..... To Buy or Not to Buy 14:15 ...........The Weakest Link 15:00... Wanted Down Under 15:45 ......... Helicopter Heroes 16:30 ................................Flog It! 16:45 .................... Match of the Day Live 19:00.................Celebrity W C MasterChef CHOICE

ednesday Numbers for W are: 19 September

19:30 .......................... Coast 20:00 ............... Antiques to the Rescue 21:00 .........Dead Good Job

Bonus Ball

22:00 ..... The Culture Show 22:30 ................ Newsnight 22:45...............Imagine...

CW

23:20 .................. Storyville

All Star Mr and Mrs sees three celebrity couples battle it out to win £30,000 for their chosen charity. Who knows the most about their other half? All the couples need to do is match each other's answers - but it's not as easy as it seems.

21:00 ..................Mrs Biggs Five-part drama series about the woman who married Ronnie Biggs. With Ronnie incarcerated and unable to provide for his family, Charmian is pursued by a young sailor and his manipulative mother. A brief relationship leads to an unwanted pregnancy and an illegal termination. Just when Charmian is coming to terms with this, she discovers that Ronnie is planning to escape from prison. They reunite in Paris and decide to move to Australia as fugitives in a bid to keep their family together.

22:00 ............... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 ...... Full Metal Jacket Powerful study of warfare, following recruits from basic training to the killing fields of Vietnam. A group of recruits suffer the dehumanising effects of US marine corps training under a relentless drill sergeant before reaching Southeast Asia, where the brutal consequences of their military commitment are fully realised

CH OI CE

Imagine The Fatwa: Salman’s Story BBC1, 22.45 In this special edition of Imagine, Alan Yentob has been given unique access to Salman Rushdie, author of The Satanic Verses, as he tells the inside story of how it felt to be condemned to death by Ayatollah Khomeini in 1989. To coincide with the publication of his eagerly awaited new memoir, Salman speaks frankly about his life during those 10 years, in which he lived in hiding with full-time police protection and a bounty on his head, scurrying between safe houses, terrified for the life of his young son, hearing horrific news of his publishers and translators being attacked and killed. For the first time, Rushdie’s protection officers speak openly about the challenges of this extraordinary security operation. The programme talks to the friends and writers who gave him shelter, to his close family, to the publisher who nearly died for him, and to the Cambridge don from whom, as a student, he first heard the story of the Satanic Verses.

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Wednesday Wednesday 19 September 07:00 ...........Freshly Squeezed 06:00....................Children's TV 07:30 ............According to Jim 08:45 ......Bananas in Pyjamas 07:55 ............Everybody Loves 09:00 ...................Abby's Flying Raymond Fairy School 08:25 ................................ Frasier 09:15 .............The Wright Stuff 08:55 ......Come Dine with Me 11:10 ............. Big Body Squad 11:00.. The Renovation Game 12:10........ 5 News Lunchtime 12:00............. Channel 4 News 12:15 ........................Dirty Great 12:05 .. Undercover Boss USA Machines 13:00........ River Cottage Bites 13:15 ............Home and Away 13:20 ... The Englishman Who 13:45 ..................... Neighbours Went Up a Hill But 14:20 .........................NUMB3RS Came Down a Mountain 15:20 ..A Gunfighter's Pledge 15:10 ......................Countdown 16:55......... The Family Recipe 16:00 .............. Deal or No Deal 17:00 ......................5 News at 5 17:00 ...........Gordon Ramsay's 17:30 ..................... Neighbours Ultimate Cookery Course 18:00 .......Home and Away 17:30 ......Come Dine with Me 18:30 ...................... 5 News 18:00 ........... The Simpsons 19:00 ...... Cowboy Builders 18:30 ..................Hollyoaks 20:00 .... Emergency Bikers 19:00 ........Channel 4 News 20:00.The Food Hospital CW 21:00 ........................ Dallas CH OI CE 22:00 ..... Paddy and Sally's 21:00 ..........Grand Designs Excellent Gypsy 22:00 .................Shameless Adventure 23:05 ............ Random Acts 23:00 .. Murder by Numbers 23:10 ............. 2 Broke Girls

19:00 .....National Treasure Family adventure following historian Benjamin Franklin Gates, who is descended from a long line of treasure hunters seeking the lost treasure of the Founding Fathers. Encouraged by a clue provided by his grandfather, and determined to stop a rival treasure hunter, Gates sets in motion a plan to steal the Declaration of Independence and learn the Founding Fathers' secrets. But with his rival and the FBI in tow, stealing the Declaration is just the beginning.

06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 .....................Don't Forget the Lyrics

06:00 ....... Nothing to Declare

07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00 ....................... Emergency Animal Rescue

07:30 .......................... Sing Date

08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:30 ....................... Emergency Animal Rescue

09:00 ....................... Champions League Goals

08:00 ..................Stargate SG-1

10:00 ...............Sporting Greats

12:00 ............................ Oops TV

Sir Don Bradman. A profile of Australian cricketing icon Sir Don Bradman. With a career Test batting average of 99.94, 'The Don' is perhaps the greatest player to ever pick up a cricket bat.

14:00 ...........................The 4400 15:00 ..................Stargate SG-1

12:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

15:00 ............... Criminal Minds

19:00 ............... Total Rugby

18:00 ............... The Middle

16:00 ................Passport Patrol

19:30 .......................Gillette Soccer Special

18:30 ...........The Simpsons

16:30 ................Passport Patrol

19:00 ...........The Simpsons

17:00 ....... Nothing to Declare

22:30 .................. Team Sky: Road to Glory

19:30 ...........The Simpsons

17:30....... Nothing to Declare

20:00 ....... Emergency with Angela Griffin

18:00 .................. Sing Date

21:00 ...............A League of Their Own

20:00 .......Cooks to Market

Iron Men. A look at the tireless work of Team Sky's domestiques, the support riders who give absolutely everything to help the lead riders' chances of success.

23:30 ................ FIFA Futbol Mundial

22:00 ....... An Idiot Abroad 23:00 ...................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

06:00 ........................ The X Files

07:10 ..........The Gadget Show

07:00 ...................WWE Vintage Collection

08:00 .................. Dragons' Den

07:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation

09:00 ..........................Fifth Gear

08:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager

08:00 ...........Revista de la Liga

10:00 ............................Top Gear

09:00 .........................................ER

09:00.................. Fishing Gurus

11:00 ..........The Gadget Show

10:00 .................................House

09:30 .................. Super League Backchat

12:00.................. Dragons' Den

11:00......................... The X Files

10:00 .............Barclays Premier League Review

13:00 ............................Top Gear 15:00...................... Man v Food

12:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation

16:00.................. Dragons' Den

22:00 ......... The Revolution Will be Televised

12:00 .............. Disabled British Open Golf 2012

22:30 ................Family Guy

13:00 .......................Champions League Goals

19:00 ...............Man v Food

14:00 ................... Football Asia

21:00 .......................... QI XL

14:30 ..................Fishing Gurus

22:00 ................ Dave's One Night Stand

14 September - 20 September 2012

11:00............... Passport Patrol

14:00 ............... Criminal Minds

06:00 .............Home Shopping

17:00 ..................................... NFL

10:30 ....... Nothing to Declare

17:30 ..........................Futurama

18:30 ................ FIFA Futbol Mundial

06:30 ....................Thrillseekers

16:00 .......................Champions League Goals

10:00 ....... Nothing to Declare

17:00 ..........................Futurama

10:30 ................................ Cricket

06:00.......... Aerobics: Oz Style

15:00 ........... Sports Unlimited

09:00 ................. Jerry Springer

13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

11:00 ...........Revista de la Liga

23:15 ..........American Dad!

13:00 ...........................The 4400

08:00 ................America's Next Top Model

16:00 ..................Stargate SG-1

21:00 .... Be Your Own Boss

Animated comedy about the everyday trials and tribulations of family life. After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

10:00........................... Lie to Me

07:00 .......................... Sing Date

17:00 ............................Top Gear 18:00 ................... Top Gear 20:00 ................... Top Gear

23:00 .........Mock the Week 23:40 .............That Mitchell and Webb Look

14:00......................................... ER 15:00 .................................House 16:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation 17:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager 18:00 .............................. ER 19:00 ........................House 20:00 ................ The British 21:00 ........... The Sopranos 22:15 ...............The Borgias 23:20 ... Boardwalk Empire

19:00 .........Criminal Minds 21:00 ........Mount Pleasant 22:00 ............ Supernatural 23:00 ............ Supernatural

06:00 .......................Emmerdale 06:25........................ Nanny 911 07:15....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:05 .......................Judge Judy 09:25 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30 ....Beauty and the Geek 11:30 .......................Judge Judy 12:00 .......................Emmerdale 12:30 ........................Nanny 911 13:30..The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:40 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County 16:40 ....Beauty and the Geek 17:30 .......................Judge Judy 18:00 ................The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 ................You've Been Framed Rides Again! 20:00 .........Top Dog Model 21:00 ......Peter Andre's Bad Boyfriend Club

W C CHOICE Who Do You Think You Are? BBC1, 21:00 Celebrity genealogy series. Actress Alex Kingston knows that her greatgrandfather, William Keevil, died during the First World War, leaving behind a wife and young family - including Alex's then 4-year-old grandmother. Alex sets out to investigate exactly what happened to William, and discovers how his pre-war career as a photographer put him in an unusual position. Alex has also heard rumours of Jewish ancestry in her family tree. Her quest to discover if this is true takes an unexpected turn, leading to a story involving her four-times great-grandmother, Elizabeth Braham, another widow with young children. As Alex delves further into Elizabeth's life, she is astonished to discover the unconventional enterprise Elizabeth undertook to avoid sliding into poverty.

Celebrity MasterChef BBC2, 19:00 The final week and the battle to become the 2012 champion continues as the three finalists travel to Bletchley Park, the historic site of secret British codebreaking activities during the Second World War. Here, they must prepare a fine dining three-course dinner to honour some of the extraordinary men and women who worked at Bletchley Park during the war. Responsible for a course each and having devised their own dishes, the celebrities have two and a half hours to prepare something exquisite. Can their food live up to the esteemed guests and prestigious surroundings?

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Thursday Thursday 06:00 ........................... Breakfast

06:00.................... Children's TV

06:00 .......................... Daybreak

09:15 ..................Rip Off Britain

07:30....................... The League of Super Evil

08:30 .............................Lorraine

10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ..............................Britain's Empty Homes

Tonight ITV1, 19.30 The likelihood is it’s a reality tv star, a glamour model or a footballer’s wife – rather than a ground-breaking scientist or a successful business woman. According to a study carried out earlier this year by Girlguiding UK, the lack of positive role models for girls and young women is having a damaging impact on their career prospects and aspirations. Tonight examines these claims and talks to Olympic gold medal winner Joanna Rowsell and reality tv star Amy Childs about the respective examples they are setting.

Joe Crowley presents the series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer potential buyers. In this episode Joe meets up with artist and sculptor George Triggs, who has taken on a disused commercial property in Shropshire that he hopes he could both live and work in. He is a renovation novice, and would appreciate guidance on dealing with his local planning department. Joe takes him to meet David and Pamela Ward who live in a converted barn which, like George's warehouse, had never been lived in before. They are on hand with some invaluable advice. We visit an old cotton mill which, after sitting empty for years, is now midway through an exciting transformation; and we catch up with empty property officer Jason Hall as he tackles the issue of vacant buildings in Richmond.

07:40............................. Eliot Kid

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:55 ...................... Newsround

10:30................... This Morning

08:00...................... What's New Scooby-Doo?

11:25........................... ITV News

08:25.................... Buzz and Tell

12:30................. Loose Women

08:30 .................... Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab

13:30........................... ITV News and Weather

08:45 ..........................Baby Jake

14:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal

09:00......... The Adventures of Abney and Teal 09:15 .............................. Raa Raa the Noisy Lion

11:30................... This Morning

15:00 ............................ The Alan Titchmarsh Show

09:40........ The Koala Brothers

16:00 .............. My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham

09:50.................... Dirtgirlworld

17:00......................... The Chase

10:00 ...................Chuggington

18:00 ........London Tonight

10:05........ Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll

18:30 ................... ITV News and Weather

10:25 ......................Driver Dan's Story Train

19:00 ............... Emmerdale

09:25 ............The Large Family

19:30 ..................... Tonight

15:05 ...........Horrible Histories

15:00 ... Wanted Down Under

15:35 ...............Lockie Leonard

15:45 ......... Helicopter Heroes

Who Does Your Daughter Look Up to? The likely answer is a reality TV star, a glamour model or a footballer's wife, rather than a ground-breaking scientist or a successful businesswoman. According to a study carried out earlier this year by Girlguiding UK, the lack of positive role models for girls and young women is damaging their career prospects and aspirations. Tonight examines these claims and talks to Olympic gold medallist Joanna Rowsell and reality TV star Amy Childs about the examples they set. Presented by Penny Marshall.

16:00 ......................Who Let the Dogs Out?

16:30 ................................Flog It!

20:00 ............... Emmerdale

17:15 .............. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

20:30 ....... The Corrie Years

16:30 ......................................Roy 17:00 ...................... Newsround

18:00 .................. Eggheads

17:15 ............................Pointless 18:00 ........BBC News at Six

18:30 ................... Celebrity MasterChef

19:00 .......... The One Show

19:00 .. Antiques Road Trip

19:30 ................ EastEnders

20:00...... Wartime Farm

20:00 ......... Waterloo Road

21:00 .................. The Choir

21:00 ..................Good Cop

22:00 .........Mock the Week

22:00 .......BBC News at Ten

22:30 ................. Newsnight

22:35 ........... Russell Brand: From Addiction to Recovery

23:20 ..................... The Rob Brydon Show

11:30 .............Cash in the Attic

10:40 ......................... Waybuloo

12:15................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...........BBC News at One

11:00.................................. In the Night Garden

13:30 .........BBC London News

11:30............. BBC World News

13:40 ..............................Doctors

12:00 ............The Daily Politics

14:10 .........................Only Fools and Horses

13:00 ............. My Life in Books

14:38 .........................Only Fools and Horses

23:35 .....................Taken in Broad Daylight

13:30 ........................... To Buy or Not to Buy 14:15 ...........The Weakest Link

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23:50 .............. James May's Things You Need to Know...

21:00 ............. The Bletchley Circle 22:00 ........ ITV News at Ten 22:35 ............ The Jonathan Ross Show 23:35 ...... Poms in Paradise Documentary series following some of the British expats who have chosen to settle in Australia's Gold Coast. In this edition, the show visits one of Australia's busiest animal hospitals and meets the hospital's British boss Jonathan. The programme also catches up with Brummie couple Adrian and Lou and Londoners Barbara and Graham who have decided to retire Down Under.

W C CHOICE Making faces Channel 5, 21.00 The work of surgeons and prosthetics experts at Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Birmingham, as they try to rebuild the faces of patients affected by serious injuries and diseases. In the first episode, a woman who had her nose removed is fitted with an artificial replacement, a man’s prosthetic ear is renewed, and experts try to reduce a burn victim’s scarring.

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06:10.................... Children's TV

06:00.................... Children's TV

07:55 ............Everybody Loves Raymond

08:15 ......................... Peppa Pig

08:25 ................................ Frasier 08:55 ......Come Dine with Me

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06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 ..................A Year to Save My Life USA

06:00 ....... Nothing to Declare

07:00................. Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00 ....................... Emergency Animal Rescue

07:00.......................... Sing Date

08:45 ...... Bananas in Pyjamas

08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00 ..................Stargate SG-1

11:00.. The Renovation Game

09:00 ...................Abby's Flying Fairy School

09:00 ..................Stargate SG-1

12:00 ............. Channel 4 News

09:15............. The Wright Stuff

10:00 ...........................Lie to Me

09:00 ................. Jerry Springer

12:05... Undercover Boss USA

11:10 ..............Big Body Squad

09:00........................... Team Sky: Road to Glory

08:00 ................America's Next Top Model 10:00 ....... Nothing to Declare

13:00 ......................Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard

12:10........ 5 News Lunchtime

10:00 ....................... Champions League Goals

11:00 ...........................Lie to Me 12:00 ............................ Oops TV

10:30 ....... Nothing to Declare

13:00 ...........................The 4400

11:00 ................Passport Patrol

14:00 ...........................The 4400

11:30.................Passport Patrol

15:00.................. Stargate SG-1

12:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:20 ... Yangtse Incident: The Story of H.M.S. Amethyst

08:35 ....Roary the Racing Car

12:15 ...............................World's Toughest Trucker 13:15 .............Home and Away

15:10 ......................Countdown

13:45...................... Neighbours

16:00............... Deal or No Deal 17:00 ...........Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Cookery Course

11:00 ................................ Cricket 13:00 ....................... Champions League Goals

06:30 ....... Nothing to Declare 07:30 .......................... Sing Date

16:00 ..................Stargate SG-1

14:15 ......................... NUMB3RS

14:00 ........................FIFA Futbol Mundial

15:15................. The Obsession

14:30 ................................ Cricket

17:30 ..........................Futurama

13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

17:00 .......................5 News at 5

18:30 .................... Ringside

18:00 ............... The Middle

14:00............... Criminal Minds

17:30 ......Come Dine with Me

17:30 ......................Neighbours

18:30 ........... The Simpsons

18:00 ....... Home and Away

19:00 ........... The Simpsons

16:00 ................Passport Patrol

18:30 ..................Hollyoaks

18:30 .......................5 News

19:30 ..................... Barclays Premier League World

15:00 ............... Criminal Minds

18:00 ........... The Simpsons

19:00 ........ Frontline Police

20:00 ......... The Rugby Club

19:30 ........... The Simpsons

17:00....... Nothing to Declare

19:00 ........Channel 4 News

21:00 .................... Ringside 20:00................Heroes of W C the Skies CHOICE 22:00 ........ The Footballer's Football Show 21:00 ........Making Faces CW

20:00 ...................... Sinbad

18:00 .................. Sing Date

19:55 .............. 4thought.tv

21:00 ....... An Idiot Abroad

19:00 ......... Criminal Minds

22:00 ............... Moone Boy

20:00 .................. Teen Wolf

23:30 ..................... Barclays Premier League World

23:00 ..................... Trollied

21:00 .......Cooks to Market

23:30 ................... A League of Their Own

22:00 .......... Styled to Rock

06:00 .............Home Shopping

06:00......................... The X Files 07:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation 09:00 .........................................ER 10:00 .................................House 11:00......................... The X Files 12:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation 13:00 .......... Star Trek: Voyager 14:00 .........................................ER 15:00 .................................House 16:00 ....................Star Trek: The Next Generation 18:00 .............................. ER 19:00 ........................ House 20:00 ..........British Cycling: Road to Glory 21:00 ................. The British 22:00 ....Ronna and Beverly 23:00 .................. Hunderby 23:30 ....................The Wire

06:00........................Emmerdale 06:25 ..........Coronation Street 06:50 ..................Life's Funniest Moments 07:15 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:05....................... Judge Judy 09:25 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30 ....Beauty and the Geek 11:30........................Judge Judy 12:00 .......................Emmerdale 12:30 ..........Coronation Street 13:00 .......................Judge Judy 13:30..The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:40 ....The Real Housewives of Orange County 16:40 ....Beauty and the Geek 17:30 .......................Judge Judy 18:00 ........ The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 ..You've Been Framed!

20:00 ...Location, Location, Location

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21:00 ............ The Audience

22:00 .....................True CSI

22:00 ...................One Born Every Minute

23:00 ........................ Dallas

19:00 ............... The World's Strictest Parents

06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style 06:30.................... Thrillseekers 07:00........... WWE Experience 08:00 ..................... Total Rugby 08:30........................ FIBA World Basketball 09:00...................... Boots 'n' All 10:00........... Transworld Sport 11:00... Champions Tour Golf 12:00 .....European Challenge Tour Golf 13:00 ..........................Team Sky: Road to Glory 14:00 ...Champions Tour Golf 15:00 .......................... European Challenge Tour Golf 16:00 .......................Champions League Goals 17:00..................... Total Rugby 17:30 .............Barclays Premier League World 18:00 ..Tour Championship 23:00 ....... Ladies European Tour Golf

Two desperate mums send their wayward teens to the USA to be straightened out by old-fashioned, super-strict, Christian parents. 18-year-old Jade Bare's dad passed away two years ago. Now she barely speaks to her mum and spends all her time in clubs, pubs and parties. Joining Jade is teen dad and dope fiend Connor Jones, who would rather roll a spliff than change a nappy. For a week they must live under the strict supervision of the Smith Irwin family, evangelical Christians living in the suburbs of Seattle.

20:00 .. Don't Tell the Bride 21:00 ........ Russell Howard 22:00 ...................... Wilfred 22:20 .............. Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 22:30 ............... EastEnders 23:00 ............... Family Guy 23:45 ......... American Dad!

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07:10 ..........The Gadget Show 08:00 .................. Dragons' Den 09:00 ..........................Fifth Gear 10:00 ............................Top Gear 11:00 ..........The Gadget Show 12:00 .................. Dragons' Den 13:00 ............................Top Gear 15:00.......................Man v Food 16:00 .................. Dragons' Den 17:00............................ Top Gear 18:00 .................... Top Gear 19:00 ............... Man v Food 20:00 ................... Top Gear 21:00 .........Mock the Week 21:40 ............................... QI 22:20 ................ Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:00 .........Mock the Week 23:40 .........Mock the Week

17:00 ..........................Futurama

23:00 ........Grey's Anatomy

W C CHOICE Wartime Farm BBC2, 20:00 Historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn turn the clock back to run Manor Farm in Hampshire exactly as it would have been during World War 2, when farmers were tasked with doubling domestic food production due to the Nazi blockade. The team tackle the conditions faced by British farmers in late 1940, as the heavy bombing of the Blitz ravaged Britain's cities and drove millions to seek refuge in the countryside. Alex and Peter work in the freezing cold to turn inhabitable outbuildings into refugee shelters, aided by a 94-yearold conscientious objecter who was conscripted as a labourer during the war due to his religious beliefs. They also learn how to set up 'decoy fires' to distract German bombers, whilst Ruth gets involved with the Royal Observer Corps. Finally, with December approaching, the team looks forward to celebrating Christmas - albeit Christmas under rationing, which features the central dish of 'mock turkey'.

Heroes of the Skies Channel 5, 20:00 Douglas Bader. Dramatised documentary series recreating the most heroic airborne combat missions in history. Eight years after Squadron Leader Douglas Bader lost his legs in a flying accident, he led a ragtag squadron of Canadian fighter pilots into battle against Hitler's mighty Luftwaffe. Using bold but controversial tactics, he and his men helped to turn the tide in the crucial Battle of Britain. This is his remarkable story.

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preloaded a number of books, educational programmes and games. Apple’s iPad monopolised around 66% of the global market for tablets, and the company is expected to introduce a smaller version later this year. Amazon, which introduced three new versions of its Kindle Fire last week, claims to have 22% of the US market. Microsoft is launching its Surface tablet in October, and a variety of others on the market use the Google Android operating system.

Thinking of switching banks? SIX in ten people (59%) say they would be more likely to change bank if they could keep their bank account number. A new Which? survey finds that 63% support the introduction of portable account numbers in the UK and three-quarters (76%) believe that this would make switching accounts easier. More than half of people (55%) surveyed have never switched their current account. The findings come as Which? and Andrea Leadsom MP this week hosted a joint event at the House of Commons to encourage banks to introduce portable account numbers. Representatives from Lloyds, RBS, Barclays, HSBC, Metro Bank and Virgin Money are attending along with members of the Treasury Select Committee, and the British Bankers Association.

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The introduction of portable account numbers means consumers could move their current account to another bank more easily – simply taking their account number with them, removing the need to change existing direct debits and standing orders. This would make switching banks as easy as changing mobile phone providers and would increase competition on the high street, forcing the banks to genuinely compete for customers and therefore incentivising better products and customer service. Which? executive director Richard Lloyd said: “One of the most important ways that consumers can influence the broken banking culture in this country is by voting with their feet and switching to another bank. Yet half of consumers have never changed current accounts.

“With consumer trust in banking at an all time low, we want to see big change in banking with banks for customers, not bankers. We urge the Government to seriously look at introducing portable account numbers to make switching easier for consumers.” Andrea Leadsom MP and member of the Treasury Select Committee said: “Customers are fed up of excuses from their banks. What they want is a massive shake-up of how banks work. Full bank account portability fits the bill perfectly. And it wouldn’t just be customers who’d be better off. “At one stroke, huge barriers to entry for new banks would be torn down. Regulators would instantaneously be able to move deposits out of a failing bank, to prevent a run like we saw with Northern Rock.

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Gardening jobs for the week · Take cuttings of your favourite roses · Tidy borders by cutting down perennials past their best · Prune out old stems of rambling roses that carried flowers · Plant new conifer hedges and evergreen shrubs · Clear away faded bedding plants from borders and containers · Plant wallflowers, pansies, forget-me-nots and other spring bedding · Lift and divide congested clumps of perennials · Lift gladioli and store their corms after the flowers have faded · Sow hardy annuals outside for early flowers next summer

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Buy spring-flowering bulbs and plan where you’re going to plant them Continue picking sweetcorn, beans and marrows · Prune out fruited blackberry stems and tie in new ones · Save seeds from favourite bean varieties to plant next spring · Harvest and store apples, wrapping them in newspaper for storage · Lift and store onions and maincrop potatoes · Sow turnips for spring greens in March and April · Clear crops once they’ve finished and fork over beds · Plant new strawberry beds · Cut down the ferny shoots of asparagus to soil level

IF you’re in the UK on Friday 5th October then why not take advantage of Free Day Friday at the RHS’s four gardens.

Five years on, over half way there! THE RHS Campaign for School Gardening turns five next week (Sept 19) as it celebrates nearly 16,000 school registrations meaning an estimated 3 million children are benefiting from having a garden at school. One in two schools is registered with the Campaign, which is helping achieve aims set out by a DEFRA-backed Taskforce earlier this year. Through the Campaign,

children are eating healthy, home-grown produce, learning where it comes from and being taught lessons in the garden. In addition to this, a further 30,000 pupils have visited RHS Gardens this year to use the education facilities. An RHS report in 2010 looked at the lasting impact of gardening on children and found that it was beneficial to a child’s development and wellbeing. The Campaign is also supported by many TV gardeners including Alan Titchmarsh, Chris Collins and David Domoney. To read the report, and find out about more about the campaign, go to www.rhs. org.uk/schoolgardening

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The Royal Horticultural Society (RHS) is opening its world-renowned gardens for free on Friday 5 October 2012. ‘Free Day Friday’ is available to everyone with an interest in gardening. On the same day the RHS is also hosting a Plant Society Open Day at each garden. Plants at the charity’s four gardens – RHS Garden Wisley, RHS Garden Hyde Hall, RHS Garden Rosemoor and RHS Garden Harlow Carr – will just be changing into their autumnal colours and, with a lush growing season this year, the colour is set to be spectacular. “Autumn is a truly spectacular time of year in our gardens,” says James Rudoni, RHS Director of Gardens. “We therefore hope that gardeners who already know the beauty of our gardens and those still to visit them will come along and experience some

outstanding scenery. It will also be a great opportunity for people to pick up ideas on how to extend the growing season in their own gardens and get advice on what to be planting before winter sets in.” Visitors to RHS Garden Hyde Hall will be able to see the Malus collection with

crab apples in greens, reds, yellows and oranges. For those down in the South West it is an ideal time to look out for the collection of unusual trees covered in striking autumn hues at RHS Garden Rosemoor. The orchard at the iconic RHS Garden Wisley will be bursting with fruit on its 700 different species and RHS

Garden Harlow Carr won’t let visitors down with its delicate beauty of autumn-flowering bulbs. Local and national horticultural societies will also have displays at each of the gardens. Anyone thinking of joining one can meet with members and chat to them about their activities.

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I HATE to see our clients put into various groups, such as: “Oh she’s 50 so she needs a shampoo and set.” This is not how we see our more mature clients because we try to treat everyone as an individual. We look at their dress-sense and match this with their hair needs. Everyone likes to have a few years taken off in the salon, but no more so than when you reach your later years. After all, who wants to look her age? I see so many women out and about with hair that’s either too brown (always done a matt-khaki shade) or, the other way, a gingery, artificial blonde which looks so false. Do we not know any other shade for our mature clients? Okay, I’m getting at the fact that sometimes, either the stylist gives up or the client thinks, “Well, I’m older now so who cares”? WE DO! I love turning around a woman who feels she can no longer have something special done to her hair,

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by showing that she CAN still look her best. Who writes the rules to say after 50, you just have to fade into the background? There are so many style options out there for you mature ladies, so please don’t fall into the trap of thinking that you have to get the rollers out every other day. Learn from your stylist what suits you - and what can be so easy and practical for your hair. Colour-wise, the choices are endless, and it really depends on how extreme or natural you want to be. But please do not live with a colour you don’t like, just because of your age. Style-wise, try not to wear it too long. Keep it soft and feminine, and avoid too many harsh lines in the haircut, such as too blunt a fringe or any “shaved” areas. As I study a client’s hair, I look to see what areas need to be softened and how I can create a more flattering look because there’s no point going with a style you had a long time ago, which now

adds on years and looks dated. Many clients tell me they don’t have the time or the inclination to recreate their look at home. That’s fine by me. Just ask for a precisioncut and your hair will more or less fall into place. There’s always a way around your hair problem. Whether it be the cut or the colour, I’ve yet to come across anything that’s totally unworkable. If you don’t ask us, we can’t help you. If you are spending more than 10-15 minutes on your style, then you’re wasting time because there’s something wrong somewhere. Your style should not have to be “created” - it should be there in the cut and not have to be forced into the hairstyle. So take a look at your style the next time you’re in the mirror doing your hair. Does it do you justice? Does it make the most of your features? And last but not least, when was the last time someone paid you a compliment about your hair? Can’t remember? Think about it!

Dear Christine, I am 18 and have been going out with my 16-year-old girlfriend for eight months. It’s my longest relationship. In our early days together, I cheated on her with her friend. She found out and forgave me, but a month later she cheated on me. We are now having a lot of trouble trusting each other and this is causing arguments. Do you think it’s worth carrying on with the relationship? Also, her friend with whom I cheated has started contacting me again. What should I do? PM You sound very confused about your relationship, as do lots of people when they are in their teens. It can take some time before you realise that things don’t get better by themselves. Indeed, it’s up to you and your girlfriend to decide what you are going to do to make things better between you. Here are some thoughts which could help you make your choice. Firstly, dating and being exclusive to each other are different things. It’s easy to assume when you start going out that you are an exclusive couple, but being exclusive is a choice and a commitment. You may decide that you’ll give your current relationship a go, perhaps in your mind having a cut-off point of 2-3 months in which to decide whether to stick with it or not. I would also advise that you and your girlfriend have a talk, acknowledging that you can’t go back and change the past, so you should both try to accept that you’re starting from where you are. If you’re both willing to commit to the relationship from this

point on, you should decide what you need from each other to feel secure. On your part, wouldn’t it make sense to contact the other girl and say that you’re in a relationship and are not available? You can always add that if in the future you and she are both available, you’ll see if she still wants to go out with you. Alternatively, if you decide you’re not going to work things out with your girlfriend, you can make a friendly split and then contact the other girl. Of course, you and the new one will have to decide together whether you’re going to date exclusively or see other people! Dear Christine I’ve got a horrible problem and don’t know how to get past it. I’m bulimic and have been for about a year now, although it’s only recently that I’ve been able to admit it. I thought I was fat, and in four months I lost about a stone. I’m still a bit overweight, but can’t lose any more weight because I’ve started to binge eat. I eat masses in about two hours, then make myself vomit it all back. In the last week I’ve done this obsessively, not to lose weight but because I have the craving to eat all the time. I really don’t know how to stop myself. I’ve tried to sit and not eat, do things to keep busy, but they just don’t work. I’m too scared to tell anyone else or see a doctor. Please help. Jane I’m very sorry you’re having such problems. I appreciate how out of control people feel when their eating patterns change like this. I have read a great deal on the subject and wrote a chapter on

bulimia in the new edition of my book Coping with Eating Disorders and Body Image. First of all, I urge you to see your doctor. You may be the only person you know who is behaving like this, but there are thousands of others in your situation, and they, too, want to keep it secret. Doctors, however, are used to dealing with people who have eating disorders. You may also find the website at www.anred. com helpful. You say you’ve had the urge to binge only in the last week, so there’s a good chance of you overcoming it fairly quickly. Bingeing can be the way people respond to a number of things, such as low self-esteem or the belief that they deserve to be punished (so have to punish themselves). Well done for admitting to yourself that you have a problem and want to solve it! This shows great courage and strength of character. Wanting to change this is the first step in overcoming it - and how great that you are acting so promptly! No doubt you’re aware that frequent vomiting is bad for you. Stomach acids can, in time, destroy your teeth and damage your mouth, throat and digestive tract, as well as causing bad breath. Imagine how it will feel in your mouth, as you swallow it and as it goes down to your stomach. How will it feel when it’s in your stomach? How will you feel when you’re full? As well as seeing your doctor, why not have counselling, too? This is one of the most effective ways of updating your thoughts about food and body-image. You can find information about a counsellor in the Canarian Weekly, or you can email admin@ita.org.uk. I wish you confidence, self-trust and a speedy recovery.

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High-fibre diet keeping mums-to-be in the pink EXPECTANT mothers can reduce the risk of piling on the pounds during pregnancy by switching to a high-fibre diet.. Maternity experts in Ireland have revealed that 400 mumsto-be, who changed their eating habits during their nine-month term, put on an average of 1.5kg less than those who did not. The study, carried out over several years at Dublin’s National Maternity Hospital, found that pregnant women could switch foods and maintain calorie intake without fear of putting on excess weight. Professor Fionnuala McAuliffe, one of the study leads, said the low Glycaemic Index (GI) diet benefited onefifth of women. “Our findings show that women who switch to a low GI diet during pregnancy are 20% less likely to experience excessive weight gain,” she said. “This type of excessive weight-gain during pregnancy is associated with an increased need for delivery by caesarean section, a higher likelihood of post-pregnancy weight retention, and a higher chance of being obese in later life.” Researchers said the best foods for the low (GI) diet were wholegrains, brown

rice and bread. The GI ranks carbohydrates up to 100, according to their effect on blood sugar. The findings, published in the British Medical Journal (BMJ), monitored the weight and blood sugar of more than 800 pregnant women. Half were encouraged to maintain the normal quantity of foods eaten and to introduce more items with a low GI. With less sugar, they are far less likely to be converted into fats by the body. The remaining 400 women remained on pre-existing diets, which included white bread, rice and cornflakes. The study found that those on the low GI diet gained an average amount of 12.2kg during pregnancy, while the remaining participants put on an average weight of 13.7kg. The research shows that women who maintain their diet had a 48% chance of excessive weight-gain, and those who switch to low GI a 38% chance. Ms McAuliffe, professor of obstetrics and gynaecology at the University College Dublin School of Medicine, said “Overall, the low GI diet women said the diet was easy to follow and to shop for, and 80% said they followed the diet all or most of the time.”

Cruel stigma of mental health THE stigma surrounding mental health issues is still stopping people in need from accessing support.

A survey to mark World Suicide Prevention Day, held on Tuesday, found almost onethird of people would not willingly accept someone with a mental health problem as a close friend. And 62% admitted they would discriminate against hiring someone with a history of mental illness on the grounds that he or she might be unreliable. St Patrick’s University Hospital in Dublin warned that it was crucial for vulnerable people to able to get highquality care from a service they trusted. Some 525 people died from suicide in Ireland last year up from 486 in 2010. Paul Gilligan, chief executive of the mental health and addiction facility, said: “Data

from the World Health Organisation indicate that approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year. This translates to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.” St Patrick’s is holding a series of free information evenings every week for families and carers to promote an understanding of the illness. The university’s survey found more than one-fifth

of people quizzed believed those suffering from mental health problems were of below average intelligence. And 42% felt that undergoing treatment for a mental health problem was a sign of personal failure. Dublin’s former world super-bantamweight champion boxer Bernard Dunne also urged people to talk to each other to battle the scourge of suicide. He said people need-

ed to be able to speak about their mental health issues. “Being a man often means that you’re not used to talking to other people about what’s on your mind,” added the 32-year-old. “That stigma has to be lifted. “When I retired from boxing two years ago, I was lucky that I had a strong network around me which encouraged me to open up. Other people are not so lucky.”

New Health MPs adds weight to ‘assisted suicide’ campaign BRITAIN’S Health ministers have joined calls for a fresh look at relaxing the law against assisted suicide. Tory MP Anna Soubry reopened the fraught “right-todie” debate in an outspoken interview with The Times. It came just days after her appointment as Department of Health (DoH) junior minister in David Cameron’s reshuffle. And her Lib-Dem colleague Norman Lamb, who was shifted to the health brief at the same time, believes there is “a strong case” for the present law to be reconsidered. Their interventions sparked strong responses on both sides of the argument, with opponents, including a warn-

ing from the British Medical Association president that any change in the law could put vulnerable people at risk. But MPs also faced a call to go further still from the widow of locked-in syndrome sufferer Tony Nicklinson, who died a week after he lost his legal bid to end his life with a doctor’s help. Jane Nicklinson, whose lawyers say she has a “compelling” case to be allowed to continue her husband’s legal fight, welcomed Ms Soubry’s willingness to “stick her neck out”. But she stressed that rights should not be restricted to the dying. Ms Soubry said: “I think it's ridiculous and appalling that people have to go abroad to end their life, instead of being able to end their life at home. “The rules we have about

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who we don’t prosecute simply allow things to happen, but there’s a good argument that we should be a bit more honest about it.” The DoH insisted the Government had no plans to legislate on the issue, saying it was a matter of individual conscience for MPs and could only be decided by Parliament. Since new guidelines for prosecutors in assisted suicide cases were introduced in February 2010, anyone acting with compassion to help end the life of someone who has decided he or she cannot go on is unlikely to face criminal charges. But assisted suicide remains a criminal offence in England and Wales, punishable by up to 14 years in prison. And individual decisions on

prosecution are made on the circumstances in each case. So far, no one has been imprisoned!

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Restaurant El Greco, CC Safari, Las Americas

A lingering Mediterranean taste A VISIT to the El Greco Restaurant in the Safari Centre, Las Americas, is one to savour. Trust me! And because my experience of Greek cuisine is limited, I invited three guests who absolutely love the Mediterranean delights. We were warmly welcomed into El Greco which, as usual, was full. And by the time we had received our drinks and admired the montage of Greek images adorning the restaurant interior walls, our terrace table was ready. It’s amazing how you take things for granted. El Greco opened nearly three years ago and I was sure it was a Greek restaurant only. Oh no, there is a fresh-meat counter and a proper charcoal BBQ, on which the meat is cooked to your liking. Now that is a bonus! I would describe El Greco as contemporary Greek, making wide use of olive oil, vegetables and herbs, grains and bread, wine, fish, and various fresh meats. Also important to them are olives, cheese, aubergines, courgettes, and yoghurt. The ambience is relaxed and you are definitely made to feel “at home” with a wide and varied menu from which to choose. As there were four of us, we chose a selection of starters: Mezés served with warm Pitta bread, which was heaven and Pikilia El Greco, which is a selection of dishes, including Tzatziki (the Greek version of alioli, but a lot fresher) and made with yoghurt, cucumber, garlic and olive oil. There was also Melitzano (eggplant salad) - baked aubergine with parsley and mayonnaise - which was simply delicious, and Tirokafteri (feta cheese-dip with chilli and oregano), so perfect for cheese lovers. An unusual starter was Giants, comprising large, white, broad beans in tomato and feta sauce. Okay, they were like cold baked beans but so tasty and my personal favourite. Completing the starters were Elies (olives marinaded in herbs and garlic as you would expect) and Pantzaria (beetroot with garlic and herbs). In addition, we covered all the bases by ordering Halloumi (grilled cheese from Cyprus) and hummus. Absolutely mouth-watering dishes. To be honest, I could easily visit early evening and just order a selection of starters. These, plus a few drinks and great conversation with friends, is my ideal night. And I might just be doing that in the near future.The restaurant offers a range of courses, but if a

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group of people wish to have a selection of starters such as mezes (like tapas), this option is available. The original El Greco was a 16th Century renaissance painter, sculpto, and architect. El Greco (The Greek) was a nickname referring to his Greek origin. He was born in Greece but moved to Toledo, Spain, in 1577, where he lived and worked until his death. In Toledo, El Greco received several major commissions and produced his best-

known paintings. From a history lesson to the main dishes of the night, and I chose Bifteki Gemisto, which is a home-made beefburger stuffed with feta cheese, served with garlic sauté, beans, provencale sauce and chips. Believe me, it was huge! It tasted like nothing I had ever eaten before, and with each mouthful there was a real taste of the Mediterranean, and so fresh. One of my guests opted for Mousaka. The generous

portion rivalled mine, and the aromas from the plate were awesome. The others had mixed Souvlaki (like a mixed grill). The silence as we tucked in was a testimony to the wonderful food. And no wonder because Greek cookery, historically, was the forerunner to Western cuisine. Apparently, its culinary influence spread - via ancient Rome - throughout Europe and beyond. Our waiter offered us a

selection of authentic homemade desserts and coffee, but we opted for the coffee only as we had no room left for anything else. The Greek cuisine offered at Restaurant El Greco brings with it 1,000 years of tradition, which contains a grand variety of ingredients, including herbs and the usage of the finest olive oil. And all the products are fresh, authentic and of the highest quality If you’re are looking for somewhere different - and

reasonably priced - then El Greco is ideal, whether for a table for two or a large celebration. It is situated in the Safari Centre, with disabled access, and parking underneath. The restaurant is open seven nights a week, and you can book a table by calling 922 793 227. Further information is also on Facebook Restaurant El Greco C.C. Safari Las Americas, Arona, Tenerife. www.elgreco-safari. com

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Ryanair incidents stirring up trouble

PUBLIC Works Minister Ana Pastor announced that she is in negotiations with European authorities over a toughening up of sanctions against airlines that breach safety regulations. The move comes in the wake of a series of incidents in Spain involving low-cost carrier Ryanair. She also revealed that the government met in August

with its counterparts in Ireland, where Ryanair is based, to talk about strengthening the Spanish authorities’ powers over foreign airlines with a strong presence in Spain. “It’s good that there is competition in the sector, and that there are low prices, but we are not going to allow for low security,” said the Minister. Pastor said that she was in favour of foreign authorities having the power to withdraw an airline’s license, rather than just the company’s home country. But that would be, she added, an

“extreme” measure, when “serious sanctions are being continuously levied”. The Minister said that she was currently working with the International Civil Aviation Organisation and the European Commission to change the type and the amount of sanctions, which will result in a toughening up of fines for companies that don’t comply with regulations, especially those regarding safety. Without specifically mentioning Ryanair, Pastor cited incidents ranging from the loss of cabin pressure, (which occurred on a flight from Madrid

to Gran Canaria recently,) to problems such as the identification of flights. The Ministry is also investigating three emergency landings involving Ryanair planes in Valencia at the end of July, due to the flights running low on fuel. Ryanair won’t lose Spanish licence THE latest development is that budget airline Ryanair will not lose its operating licence in Spain, following the company’s three emergency landings at Valencia airport on the same day. The European Commission has ruled that Spain does

Tenerife is a winter favourite ACCORDING to a study by two of the most important tour operators in the UK and across Europe, customers of Thomas Cook and First Choice prefer Tenerife over other destinations in the world to spend their next winter holidays. Cabildo Minister of Tourism, Carlos Alonso, said, “This is

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very good news that affects the standing of Tenerife as a leading destination and consolidates the island as a holiday location, highly appreciated not only by the British but also by many other tourists from the mainland where these tour operators are also present. “It is not surprising that the island spearheads the preferences of European tourists each year, due to its comprehensive range of quality activities that go far beyond the sun and sand, with many ways to enjoy

the nature, traditions or gastronomy of Tenerife,” said Minister Alonso. In the list of popular destinations for winter Tenerife is ahead of Sharm

el Sheik, Egypt, followed by two other Canary Islands, Lanzarote and Gran Canaria, with Mexico occupying fifth place. The British market is the main source of travellers to Tenerife, from which the island received a total of 1,650,000 visitors in 2011, ahead of Spanish, with 1.3 million, and German, which totalled 590,000 in the same period. The total number of tourists that spent their holidays on the island last year totalled 5.16 million.

not have the power to withdraw the Irish airline’s services for a period. Only the state in which the airline is registered has the right to do so, says EC spokesman Dale Kidd. The EC had not been approached by Spanish authorities officially with such a request, but it was aware of the country’s investigations into the emergency landings in July. Now, though, the EC intends to amend regulations covering notification of flight “incidents” by one country concerning airlines registered in another.

Responses to any type of concerns about safety measures applied by airlines, and the application of sanctions or fines, can be made by the country the flight firm is based in only. Ana Pastor, Spain’s Minister of Public Works, will now push for modifications in supervision rules to allow one country to act against an airline based elsewhere when the latter is occupying the former’s airspace. The EC will “fully support” these amendments to the appropriate rules and says supervision of safety issues by the EU is already in place.

Monarch based at East Midlands now AS promised last May, Monarch has opened its base at East Midlands Airport (EMA), which will lead to some new 150 jobs there - and flights to Tenerife and Lanzarote. The airline has stepped in to breach the gap left at the Castle Donington airport following the departure of low-cost operator bmibaby. That company announced in June it was leaving after being purchased by British

Airways from Lufthansa. Monarch will fly to Malaga, Alicante and Faro as well as the two Canary Islands. The closure of the bmibaby base at East Midlands means the loss of about 340 jobs at the airport. But a Monarch spokesman said the company need to fill at least 150 posts by next summer. All bmibaby flights ceased to operate from EMA on Monday, and the final flight left the day before.

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Slimline Land Rover luxury LAND ROVER’s new Range Rover not only weighs 420kg less than its predecessor but is also more luxurious. In addition, it is better onroad, more capable when offroad - and full of advanced technology! But despite all of improvements, this updated model will start from £71,295, which is just about the same as the outgoing model. And it is expected to go on sale later this year as a 2013 model. That price is for the new entry-level V6 diesel model, which is actually faster than the V8 in the old Range Rover, thanks to the drastic weight loss. With 254bhp, it launches the Range Rover from 0-60mph in 7.4secs compared with 7.5secs for the old V8. On top of that, the 4.4-litre diesel V8, which puts out 334bhp, completes the 0-60mph sprint in an amazing 6.5secs. But the super-charged 5.0-litre V8 petrol still sits at the top of the range. The new, lower kerb-weight brings benefits to running costs as well, with the V6 capable of 37.7mpg and producing 196g/km of CO2. Previously, the cleanest Range Rover managed only 30.1mpg and 253g/km of CO2. A diesel hybrid will be added in 2013, hoping to achieve 169g/km. There’s a fresh design for the exterior, which helps make this the company’s most aerodynamic model in the range yet, and the interior also feels more luxurious than ever before. There’s also 118mm more leg-room for rear-seat passengers and the option of an Executive seat pack, which includes two large massage seats. Buyers can even specify a 29-speaker Meridian stereo. Personalisation is a big theme for the new Range Rover, so there’s now a choice of 17 interior colour themes, three veneer choices, three headlining colours and a choice of seat colours too. The outside can be specified with a contrasting roof, 37 different paints for the body, a choice of three colours for the side vents and eight alloy wheel designs.

customers are able to order it now. First deliveries will be at the beginning of 2013. Land Rover design boss Gerry McGovern admits that creating the new Range Rover was his most daunting task. And be believes that coming up with a new version of a motoring icon such as the Range Rover is a whole lot harder than creating an all-new model, such as the Evoque. “The Evoque didn’t exist, so people had no preconceived ideas,” he said. “But there is nothing else like the Range Rover. We had a big debate over whether to be revolutionary or evolutionary. “Our customers tell us,‘Don’t change it - just make it better.’ So if you go too far you risk losing its DNA. Don’t go far enough and you risk being criticised for being retro. It’s a very fine balance.”

On-road driving has been boosted with the addition of an anti-body roll system and uprated suspension and sound-deadening. Land Rover claims the changes make the Range Rover more refined than a Bentley Flying Spur and about as comfortable as a Mercedes S-Class. The outgoing Range Rover was already impressive offroad, but the new model has been improved in every way. It has better approach and departure angles for steep hills, it can wade through water 90mm deeper than before and there’s a new Terrain Response system too. It now features an Auto setting that allows the car to tweak the car’s responses depending on the terrain. The new Range Rover is being produced at Land Rover’s Solihull plant in the UK at the moment and

Peugeot’s deep purple strikes a major chord! PEUGEOT’S top-ofthe-range 208 XY will join the recently-unveiled 208 GTi at the Paris Motor Show, which opens at the end of the month.

past year or so in Europe. But this should open a good few eyes. As it’s the range-topper, the 208 XY gets a panoramic roof, airconditioning, cruise control

and a fine, nappa leather (full-grain sheepskin) upholstery, which comes in black, bronze or as a mix of black leather and alcantara. This stunning model can

be had with a choice of three 1.6-litre diesel engines and two 1.6-litre petrols. But not until next spring, when it goes on sale in the UK - in three and five-door

forms - with prices starting at around £16,000. It’s neat, sweet and lovers of Peugeot super--minis will almost certainly be saving their pennies up.

The GTi is obviously the performance model in the 208 range but, make no mistake, the XY will be the most luxurious version of the French car-maker’s new super-mini. The XY gets purple hints on the 17-inch alloys and lion badge, while the exterior also features chrome trim on the front grille, fog-lamp trims and window trims, and gloss black on the centre pillar. It will be offered in six colours, including the vivid shade of purple pictured. The colour is new to Peugeot, who have a poor time of it over the

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GAFFERS A continued to catch the eye in Division One as they inflicted the first thrashing of the season on Dreamers last Tuesday. The Los Cristianos crew were missing captain Tommy, but they were spanked in some style. Dreamers were 8-0 down before Rich beat Ash to put them on the scoreboard.

Dreamers given wake-up call But this was only a blip from Gaffers as Shane, James and Gary completed the 11-1 rout. Tenerife Hammers A bounced back from their loss to Gaffers with a solid win at Phoenix Pot-

Gaffers A 11 - 1 Dreamers Bar Inn The Pink A 5 - 7 Palms Bar A Phoenix Potters 3 - 9 Tenerife Hammers A Tenerife Hammers C 7 - 5 Terrace Bar B Terrace Bar A 6 - 6 The Peacocks A Toscales A 3 - 9 Phoenix Knights

LEAGUE TABLE

LEAGUE TABLE

W 5 5 4 3 3 2 2 2 2 1 0 0 0

D L 1 0 0 1 0 2 2 1 1 1 2 2 1 2 1 2 0 4 2 3 2 3 2 3 0 5

F 51 48 36 39 34 35 32 30 30 28 26 24 19

A 21 24 36 33 26 37 28 30 42 44 34 36 41

+- PTS 30 16 24 15 0 12 6 11 8 10 -2 8 4 7 0 7 -12 6 -16 5 -8 2 -12 2 -22 0

Match Report By Geoff Huxtable LAST Friday’s Division 1 matches included a whitewash defeat for Vikings Ensecan at the hands of those young, upand-coming starlets from Ourplace Naturals.

DIVISION 2 Next Door 10 - 2 Tenerife Pool Tables Exiles A 6 - 6 The Treehouse A Full Monty A 3 - 9 Picasso's James Place 9 - 3 Toscales B Mountain Rangers 8 - 4 The Square Palms Bar B 5 - 7 Inn The Pink B Treehouse B 5 - 7 Exiles B Gaffers B 4 - 8 The Bluebell

RESULTS

P 6 6 6 6 5 6 5 5 6 6 5 5 5

are having a nosebleed! They are a lofty third after a tight 7-5 win over Terrace B. They were 3-0 up early on before Terrace

RESULTS

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Table 1 Gaffers A 2 Tenerife Hammers A 3 Tenerife Hammers C 4 Palms Bar A 5 Phoenix Potters 6 Dreamers Bar 7 Terrace Bar A 8 Phoenix Knights 9 Toscales A 10 The Peacocks A 11 Inn The Pink A 12 Terrace Bar B 13 Bar La Cana

ters. Fritzel hit a hat-trick as they handed the Division One newbies their first defeat. They stay second, while Hammers C

Table P 1 Next Door 5 2 Inn The Pink B 6 3 The Treehouse A 6 4 James Place 5 5 Exiles A 5 6 The Bluebell 5 7 Exiles B 5 8 The Square 5 9 Palms Bar B 5 10 Treehouse B 5 11 Picasso's 5 12 Gaffers B 5 13 Tenerife Pool Tables 5 14 Mountain Rangers 2 15 Toscales B 6 16 The Peacocks B 2 17 The Wigan Arms 3 18 Jardin Canario 1 19 Full Monty A 5

W 5 4 4 4 2 3 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0

D L 0 0 2 0 1 1 1 0 3 0 0 2 2 1 1 2 0 3 0 3 0 3 1 3 1 3 0 1 0 5 1 1 1 2 0 1 0 5

F 49 41 48 42 33 32 30 31 30 30 23 32 23 9 23 6 11 5 18

A 11 31 24 18 27 28 30 29 30 30 37 28 37 15 49 18 25 7 42

+- PTS 38 15 10 14 24 13 24 13 6 9 4 9 0 8 2 7 0 6 0 6 -14 6 4 4 -14 4 -6 3 -26 3 -12 1 -14 1 -2 0 -24 0

Naturally-gifted Naturals

The win maintains a fourpoint gap below Palms A, who brushed aside a struggling Naughty Nautas team. Tel, from Gaffers A’s, hit his first 180, AND a 107 finish during a close win over Bar 180 B, while Sundowners lost the trebles and the match at home against the Playboys. Premier league Bar 180 A got

back to winning ways, but only just! Richard and Walt registered a few more maximums in a 5-3 victory, and Target Army put in another good shift to beat Phoenix Bar for the third time! Mitch and Tom both struck 180s as Xtreme got the better of Cozy Wanderers comfortably. Hat-tip of the day in Division

2 goes to Bryn, of Chipeque, who hit his first 180 to help his side ease to a 7-1 win at Phoenix Flames. Bar 180 C remain top with a game in hand after they matched that scoreline at home against Trap Door. La Central B moved three places away from the bottom, thanks to a great 7-1 result at Barracuda Hunters, while

DIVISION 1 RESULTS

Darts League Tables 3-5 7-1 P-P 6-2

Bar 180 A Phoenix Bar The Pub Cozy Wanderers

PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE DIVISION 1 TABLE

Table 1 Xtreme Sports Bar 2 Bar 180 A 3 Cozy Wanderers 4 Target Army 5 Phoenix Bar 6 The Pub 7 La Central 8 Team Valle

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P W 13 12 13 9 13 8 13 6 12 4 12 3 13 2 11 0

Bar 180 B Cozy Warriors Ourplace Naturals Palms Sports Bar A Rood Summerland Hopefulls Sundowners

D L 1 0 1 3 0 5 1 6 3 5 2 7 3 8 1 10

F 78 64 58 54 43 36 43 24

A 26 40 46 50 53 60 61 64

+- PTS 52 37 24 28 12 24 4 19 -10 15 -24 11 -18 9 -40 1

Table 1 Palms Sports Bar A 2 Ourplace Naturals 3 Target Titans 4 Rood 5 Gaffers A 6 Scruffy Macs 7 Sundowners 8 Ourplace Playboys 9 Summerland Hopefulls 10 Vikings Ensecan 11 Bar 180 B 12 Barracuda Bytes 13 Cozy Warriors 14 Naughty Nautas 15 Marilyns

Amistad sneaked a win at Bar Plaza rebels. With games in hand, Tavern are waiting in the wings in third place, They enjoyed a comprehensive success over Sundowners B. It keeps them five points ahead of La Caña, who started off the Los Abrigos fiesta weekend with a bang, dishing out a 6-2 defeat to Ourplace Playgirls.

Tonight (Friday) sees one of the highlights of the season as the cream of the league’s darters square up on Finals Night. The event is always worth attending, and the 11 finals to be played on stage include some mouth-watering contests. The evening kicks off around 8pm at Nauta Bar, in Guaza, and everyone is welcome.

DIVISION 2 RESULTS 3-5 4-4 8-0 6-2 P-P 5-3 3-5

Gaffers A Marilyns Vikings Ensecan Naughty Nautas Scruffy Macs Barracuda Bytes Ourplace Playboys

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PREMIER LEAGUE RESULTS La Central Target Army Team Valle Xtreme Sports Bar

still 100% in Division Two after taking apart Tenerife Pool Tables 10-2. Fat Nick stole a few frames to prevent a whitewash, but even at this early stage Next Door look like they will take the world of beating. Inn The Pink B “enjoy” their pool nights, but they still get the results. They edged past Palms B 7-5 in Torviscas, thanks to captain Charlie’s final-frame heroics. He deftly swept in an 8-ball clearance to stun Stuart and steal the points. Treehouse A drop to third, despite a good-looking point at decent yardsticks Exiles A, while James Place are going nicely. They were too strong for Toscales B (9-3) and they are up to fourth. The Bluebell boys have had an enjoyable few days. First, they beat Gaffers B 8-4 in a rare Monday-night fixture, then celebrated Andy Murray’s win late into the night! In fact the Old Bill had to ask them to keep it down! There were no such worries 24 hours later after the Macedonia match! Exiles B went to Treehouse B and came away with a win in another tight battle. They got home 7-5, and Picasso’s have recorded their second success of the season.

launched a fightback. They have been playing well without getting their dues so far and Ken clawed one back. It was game-on when Conrad and Pat won their rubbers and Jean beat Ken. But the Hammers dug deep to reel off three match-winning frames, before Jean beat Tony to complete the double over “father and son”! Former champions Palms A have now won three on the spin. They were always ahead against Inn The Pink, but a late wobble made it competitive. Graham has been out of form recently, but he stayed strong to take the final frame over Ricky to secure a 7-5 win and all three points 7-5. Terrace A and The Peacocks took a point each from a barnstormer on Amarilla Golf. The visitors claimed the early blood and were 3-1 up. This was swiftly 4-4 as the Terrace found their feet, only for Peacocks to swing ahead once more. They must have feared the worst when Adi beat Carl S to make it 6-5 as they have choked a few times this season. And their fears were realised when Dave S lost the last rubber to grab a draw from the jaws of victory. Next Door are

Bar 180 C Bar Plaza Rebels Barracuda Hunters Gaffers B La Caña Lancers Phoenix Flames Tavern

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Trap Door Bar Amistad La Central B Dragons Ourplace Playgirls Chipeque Pool Bar Sundowners 2

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Table 1 Bar 180 C 2 Chipeque Pool Bar 3 Tavern 4 La Caña Lancers 5 Gaffers B 6 Barracuda Hunters 7 Bar Amistad 8 Sundowners 2 9 Ourplace Playgirls 10 La Central B 11 Trap Door 12 Palms Sports Bar B 13 Bar Plaza Rebels 14 Phoenix Flames 15 Dragons

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Ourense 2 CD Tenerife 3 CD Marino 0 Coruxo 0 CD TENERIFE have a three-point lead at the top of the table after just three matches. Another fine performance sees them striding away from the pack, fuelling the fans expectations. This could be the season for CDT. Forgive me if I don’t get carried away just yet. We have been here before. But there is no denying it’s an excellent start. Despite the best efforts of referee Jose Hernandez Cifuentes, Tenerife were always in control against an Ourense side who had their moments. It was Tenerife's “Little ’n’ Large” who again made the difference. Little Luismi got the ball rolling midway through the first half. His sweet 25-yard free-kick fizzed past the keeper and nestled in the top right-hand corner. It was a stunner from the little wizard. Ten minutes later it was 2-0. Ourense’s defence got their wires crossed and, when the ball fell to Aridane in the box, he was given the simplest of chances and duly side-footed the ball home. Simples! That’s four goals in three games for the lanky striker. By this time, the ref had already shown three yellow cards. He would eventually book 10 players and send off Yebra late on for the hosts. Yet it wasn’t that sort of match. Yeray was making his full debut in midfield in place of David Medina, who was unlucky to be dropped. Yeray played well alongside Ros, who looks better with every start. At 2-0 Tenerife were comfortable, even when the gutsy home attack went forward. They had their chances, but there is a reason why Sergio Aragoneses is the best keeper outside the top two divisions. One save in particular from a Giraldez effort was worth the admission fee. With 15 minutes to go, the game looked over. Victor Bravo was brought on for his first action of the season, but his rustiness was there for all to see. I lost count of the number of

Aridane and Luismi strike goals again!

times he gave the ball away, and this gave Ourense a head of steam. Eventually they made the pressure count as Jona pulled one back. Gameon! Suddenly, Tenerife looked nervous. Aragoneses came to the rescue and then, in the 89th minute, a sweet effort from Victor Bravo looked to have settled matters. Only the ref wasn’t finished. Mysteriously, he gave the hosts a series of free-kicks, including one inside the box. The resultant shot pole-axed Luismi, yet the ref said he handled the ball. He gave the penalty, then booked the player. But if it were a handball, it should have been a red card! Baffling. Giraldez smashed the kick home and the hosts raced the ball back to the centre spot. But moments after Tenerife kicked off, Cifuentes blew for full-time, even though there should have been at least a minute to play. Tenerife didn’t care, but Ourense coach Jose Luis Miguez certainly did. Let’s just say he went a bit nuts. “How did he not send him off?” he asked at the press conference. “They had four shots and scored three goals. It’s the

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same when we play the big teams.” He’s not entirely accurate, but I take what he is saying. In Spain, as in England, the big sides seem to get the rub of the green, but this was not a streaky win. Tenerife were good value for it. Meanwhile, in Las Americas, crisis club CD Marino finally have something to celebrate. They are off the mark after a tepid draw with fellow-strugglers Coruxo. In a game of few chances, Marino will be pleased with the point and clean sheet, but the game was there to be won. The off-field internal fighting is not helping. Just 200 people turned up, and that is markedly DOWN on last season. You would think support would increase at a higher standard. But a plethora of bad press, high ticket prices and the current economic situation has led to this latest setback. Veteran striker Noah hopes the situation gets better. “It's no fun playing football when there is no atmosphere,” he said. “We need to have a bigger support than just 200 people. We are trying our best

on the pitch, but we need help.” This weekend, Marino travel to face the “other” CD Marino, Luanco. They have made a decent start, winning two matches, and they were a little unlucky to lose at Salamanca last week. CD Tenerife will host

Cup defeat against Alcoyano. The Copa del Rey is low down the list of priorities this season, but the fans would like to see a cup match once in a while! It has been 17 years since Tenerife last won away in the cup.

Caudal on Sunday in a noon kick-off. The visitors have already chalked up an away win at Atletico B and are enjoying life in the higher standard. For CDT, they will be looking to make it four straight wins, but they must also bounce back from a disappointing 1-0

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Horoscopes of the week

Don’t ignore your debts because, as you well know, they won’t go away any quicker. You must sit down and work out what you can afford to spend. You may just surprise yourself at how easily your dilemma can be solved. An emotional relationship is set to become a more permanent part of your life, as events should soon prove to you. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd) You seem to be at the centre of a new social element, and there are many new characters around you. Don’t get involved in other people’s relationships, especially as you don’t appear to know all of facts. Aries prove humorous company throughout the coming fortnight with a secret to share that even you could not guess. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd) A sudden boost to your image appears to be down to all the socialising and networking you did last week. It may, however, place the limelight a little too strongly on you, as you find it hard to get any real time for yourself or your loved ones. But don’t worry as this is a temporary setback only. S AG I T TA R I U S (November 23rdDecember 21st) Your cash-flow problem is at long last sorting itself out, and things are beginning to go in your favour. Your relationships are also blossoming, and your life should start to take on a much more relaxed and contented feel. Make sure you keep in contact with a friend who moved away this year because he/she could be behind the trip of a lifetime you make C A P R I C O R N (December 22ndJanuary 20th) You are going to be meeting a lot of new people, who can add a real spark to your future. You have been bored recently, but the merry-go-round you have been on has definitely been exchanged for something

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which resembles more of a roller-coaster. It’s time to take control my friend, even if it means upsetting close ones. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th) All the questions you have wanted answers to are at last going to be met with explanations. You knew the end results, but you just didn’t want to tempt fate. Emotions run high this weekend as plans for your future are decided and announced. That means a lot of hard work from next week onwards, so get all the rest you can. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th) You may feel as if you are not getting the help you need with your career, but you must ask for things you want. As you’ll soon discover, your family assumed you wanted some space and were only reacting to the vibes you have been giving off. The number two links to a person who can help replenish those muchneeded funds after the weekend. ARIES (March 21stApril 20th) You may well find the older generation are a bit of a responsibility, and you may have to give up some of your spare time to help them out. This does seem to be a temporary phase only, so try not to make too much of a scene, as they are unlikely to forget your reaction. Mars brings quick changes in your work, which are sure to turn out to be a blessing in disguise. TAURUS (April 21stMay 21st) On the whole, this should be a busy and rewarding couple of

weeks, but you would be well advised to take things easy at first. A tired mind could see you making some silly mistakes of if you don’t. Don’t think you can get away with impulsive actions, either, because close ones are watching! GEMINI (May 22ndJune 21st) Hard work will lead you too many rewards. In fact, the research you have put into your career is going to give you a head start in a new, exciting project which will be occurring soon. Love proves testing, too, as a case of crossed wires brings up issues to which you wouldn’t usually give the time of day. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd) You are going to be tempted to spill the beans on something that you have long held in your mind. Wait just a little longer and you should see the final chapter to your story, which involves a gathering you’ll be asked to attend. Some people know the truth behind those white lies being told at work. LEO (July 24thAugust 23rd) You may be feeling tired before you have even begun, but just take it nice and easy and everything should go according to plan. You have a lot on your mind right now and it is not surprising that you are feeling the strain. Accept the offer of a night out from a new friend as it should be just the tonic you need.

Quiz WHITE QUIZ 1. Other than the name of the band, what was the only other text on the cover of the 1968 Beatles “White Album� ________________________ 2. Who had a hit in the 1980s with White Wedding ________________________ 3. Which alcohol forms the primary ingredient of a White Lady cocktail ________________________ 4. Who was the male co-star with Bing Crosby in the 1954 movie White Christmas ________________________ 5. In which US are the White Sox baseball team found ________________________ 6. Which football club played at White City stadium in the 62-63 season as an experiment, deciding against a permanent move. ________________________ 7. Name either of the sister ships of the Titanic, which operated for the White Star Line ________________________ 8. Who had a hit in 2003 with White Flag ________________________ 9. Which South African fast bowler had the nickname White Lightning ________________________ 10. Which popular knighted actor was born David White in 1940 ________________________

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LONGLETS Los Cristianos: Parque Tropical II, 1 bed 1st. floor apt., 600€ + bills, fully furnished. Parque Tropical II, 2 bed/2 bath penthouse apt., 1100€ + bills, fully furnished. Parque Tropical I, 1 bed 2nd. Floor apt., 600€ + bills, fully furnished Edificio San Jose (close to Las Vistas beach) 2 bed 2nd. floor apt., 800€ + bills, fully furnished. Graciosa III, 3 bed/2 bath penthouse apt.1100€ + bills, unfurnished. Ave.de Suecia, 1 bed apt. 700€ incl. bills, fully furnished. Playa San Juan : Residencial Playa San Juan, large 3 bed/2 bath apt. (105m²), 650€ + bills, fully furnished, with huge 95m² terrace available from September 6th 2012 . Garage space for rent in Vista Hermosa IV – 45 euros per month. WANTED : 2 x 1 bed apts. In El Rincon, Los Cristianos, for long lets asap. Mature lodger wanted to share a 2 bed / 2 bath apt. in Vista Hermosa IV, 450 euros per month incl. all bills, internet and English TV. Somebody somewhere must have some available apartments for winter My list of Norwegian pensioners who are looking for apts. for next winter 2012/2013 in Los Cristianos or Playa de las Americas is growing by the day and it’s a shame to disappoint them.

Luxury 3 bed 3 bath villa with independant kitchen, Private office space with a 4th bathroom Large double garages and storage In secure complex with heated pools. 1,500€ per month. Call Mary 630 994 991 BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

BARGAIN RATES! For Retail unit at San Blas, Golf del Sur. TO LET or FOR SALE. Formerly used as Hairdressers, Beauty, Nail, Teeth whitening salon. Low cost loan available. Email: mr.dbetts@hotmail.co.uk or call/SMS David on 0044 (0) 7912 623 999

PROPERTY FOR SALE

Private sale, 2 bed apartment in Torviscas Alto, big terrace with beautiful views of ocean, garage, storeroom, 135.000 euros. Call 625 481 942

JOBS

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CARS BOUGHT FOR CASH - Offer made once seen, we will come to you. WANTED small cars to medium cars, 4 X 4’s, small vans, people carriers, runners and non runners, accident damaged, etc. ANYTHING CONSIDERED.

IMPORTANT. I am also looking for wheelchair friendly properties with roll in showers/ wet rooms. If you have anything suitable please contact me asap.

Call us now on 629 128 667

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One of the leading resort groups in Tenerife are looking to expand their UK customer relations and in house department. They are looking for sales people who have lived in Tenerife for a while and have a great knowledge of the island. Previous experience with tour operators or real estate would be helpful. Call Beata on 657 217 522

CARS WANTED

NO FINDERS OR CONTRACT FEES. I am always looking for more properties in all shapes and sizes in Los Cristianos, so if you would like to rent out your property please contact me and I will come and visit you.

Phone: Suzanne on 680 831 497 Email : enquiries@canarygetaway.com Website : www.canarygetaway.com

Rough Collie (Lassie) pups, full pedigree, both parents can be seen, ready end of September, 6 girls, 2 boys, reservations now being taken. For more information call 922 799 655 or 667 015 653

CARS 1996, 1.6 Mazda MX5 convertible, excellent condition, 2 lady owners 4300 euros ONO. Tel 639 207 113

On Sunday the 16th of September there is a musical casting for male-female singers from 12 noon in the Academia de Danza, taking place in Casa Aida in the Calle Sesamo Nº 44 in Garañaña in Costa del Silencio, behind the Spar shop. Please email your CV & photo before the day to aidaquick@hotmail.com or call 649 957 045. Must bring backing track of at least one song that shows your voice range

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CLEANING

A spectacular new restaurant in the centre of Las Americas requires Bar and Waiting staff and Cooks for various shifts. Experience essential. Call 658 032 174 for more details A Marketing Company in Torviscas Alto are looking for self motivated staff who must be able to work as a team. Native spoken Slovakian Czech and Scandinavian with some English. Some computer knowledge an advantage. Basic wage and excellent commission. Call Sue on 922 713 070 or 686 154 066 or email your CV to suecampbell@regencyresorts.com Blue Flag Travel have a fantastic opportunity for telemarketers to join their company. If you are looking for something different call Blue Flag Travel on 639 869 365 or email recruitment@blueflagtravel.com

SOFTKLEEN – Upholstery and soft furniture cleaning service. Sofas, car seats, rugs, any soft fabrics. Fast dry system, excellent prices. For free quote call Aaron on 631 036 043

Part time multi-lingual waitresses are required for evening work. Contract will be given. Call 648 214 095

CLUBS & SOCIETIES DINERS CLUB - An opportunity to meet & socialize at the CastaĂąuelas, seafront, Los Cristianos near the Sunday market. Every Friday at 7.30pm. To reserve your place call Nancy on 655 679 033

COMPUTERS

TELEPHONE: 902 811 069 E-mail: Computer Service Provider BT Authorised Dealer

AUCTIONS Flog it @ Tenerife Auction Rooms AUCTIONS EVERY SATURDAY 10.30am Buy & Sell Furniture & Household Items & just about everything else. Make more money selling Save more money buying Cut out the middleman

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CCTV, wifi, hotspots, networks, ADSL, internet kiosks, till and touch screens, biz support + IT, apple, hosting, repairs, audio/ video, karaoke, free quotes, fully qualified, call Intech 608 186 642 / 922 775 378 / info@intechnetworks.es

CONSTRUCTION

Located at top of Amarilla Golf Road, Chafiras J24. Phone 609 303 634

Collections & Deliveries Available BLINDS

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Long & Short Term From 270 euros per month including Insurance. Phone Mags on 600 882 722 or email magsbehan@gmail.com Cars available for long term let, includes insurance from 250 euros per month. Call 635 911 337

CHIROPODIST Ann Malpass M.A.F.H.P. M.C.F.H.P. Qualified Chiropodist. All your foot care needs solved in the comfort of your own home/hotel. Tel 625 799 570

Air Conditioning & Electrical. Call Adam on 639 361 181 or Mark on 608 646 706. See our main advert under Electrician

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HEALTH & BEAUTY www.tenerifehairandbeauty.com INSURANCE

MECHANICS

KITCHENS & BATHROOMS

Paul – mobile mechanic

DRAINAGE

ITV management, pre & post ITV repairs, traffic paperwork, all mechanics, bodywork, oil changes, free pick up & delivery, 10 years in Tenerife, honest, economical, professional.

Call now on 664 843 156 PATIO DOORS & WINDOWS

ELECTRICIAN

Colin Taylor – Renovations & Maintenance, Bathrooms, Kitchens, Tiling, Plumbing etc. (e.g. complete bathroom & kitchen refurbishments, including all materials & labour from under 2000 euros) Tel 661 081 843 for quotation.

LAWYERS

FINANCIAL SERVICES

FLY SCREENS

GARDEN FURNITURE

ALUMINIUM & PVC

VISIT OUR SHOWROOM in Granadilla! Call for directions

Tel: 922 778 050 Fax 922 778 051

Mobile 696 889 048

Email: celjucanarias@celjucanarias.es

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Specialists in security shutters and blinds, locks security glass and grills. QUALIFIED FITTERS AND FULL GUARANTEES Free no obligation survey & quotation. We speak English & German!

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Beautiful, blonde young lady from Czech Republic, barbie face, body like top model, very sensual, erotic massage, couples, lesbians, erotic toys, much more.. Available for dinner, parties, hotel visits (24 hours) discreet, luxury apartment in Las Americas. just for exclusive gentlemen, good English spoken. Tel: 603 134 068 or 672 573 649

TILING

Colin Peel Tiling Specialist

For All Your Tiling Needs: Bathrooms, Kitchens & Floors Most Aspects of Building Work Undertaken

Sisi in Los Cristianos, massage, natural French, good kisser, toys, complete package, in front of the Hotel Aguamar, call 664 077 390

Tel: 679 736 409

Good looking, loving Columbian in Los Cristianos, full services, home-hotel visits, 24 hours. www.sexocanario.com Call 645 022 501. Veronica, dark Columbian y Andrea, blond Hungarian in Los Cristianos, loving, playful, in front of the Hotel Aguamar, call 20 minutes before on 654 091 101. Beautiful blonde tall Venezuelan Transsexual, Los Cristianos. Call 603 31 76 46 Adriana, a Columbian in Los Cristianos, hot, kisses, in front of Hotel Aguamar, 24 hour service, 639 121 699

PETS Pet Hotel Linde. Short breaks and holiday care for your pet. Pick up and return service. www.pethotellinde.com. Call 922 530 347

SPANISH LESSONS Spanish & English, “one to one” or small groups, home or workplace visits. Children’s private tutorial. Experienced language teacher at all levels. Excellent rates. Why not give it a try! Call 634 352 015

TRANSLATION SECOND-HAND SHOPS

Furniture & Household Items bought for cash Immediate decisions

Phone Freddie 609 303 634

PLUMBING Boiler King: All plumbing works undertaken including boiler replacements, drain clearance, swimming pool pump repair & maintenance. Tel: 680 278 579

TENERIFE TRANSLATION SERVICES Over 20 years experience. Official Translations, Medical, Conveyancing, Notary, Wills, Utilities, Insurances, Building licences Etc.. Transport available if required. Professionalism & Confidentiality guaranteed.

RE-UPHOLSTERY

For these and many more call Tracey on 666 857 991 info@tenerifetranslationservices.com

TV AND SATELLITE

Sofas, bar seating dining chairs Free quotations & home visits Call Mike at ReStyle: 677 806 800

Menny Fix, Satellite TV Tel 922 792 116 Avnd; Antonio Dominguez 18, Edif: MarOLa Local 2, Los Cristianos. EST 1994, Repairs, Maintenance and Sales.

WATER FILTERS

SECURITY POOL TABLES

WINDOWS REMOVALS UNIVERSAL EXPORTS S.L. PROFESSIONAL REMOVALS TO AND FROM THE U.K. Email: info@removals-tenerife.com Transport Licence: No. 11572932 C.I.F. No. B38820395 Tel: 922 720 711 ALADDINS CAVE. House clearance & removals. Call us on Tel: 922 720 493

VAN MAN

Single items to full house removals Competitive rates, professional service.

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www.canarianweekly.com British Consulate Address: Plaza Weyler, 8, 1º, 38003 Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Public opening hours from 1st July 2012: Tuesdays & Fridays: 08.30hrs – 13.30hrs Notarial services: Please consult our webpage or call 902 109 356 or alternatively +34 913 342 194 for further information on how to make an appointment. Please note, we are no longer able to provide notarial services without prior appointment. Emergency Assistance: Assistance is available 24hrs a day, 7 days a week by calling us on 902 109 356 or alternatively +34 913 342 194 E-mail: info.consulate@ fco.gov.uk Web:http//:ukinspain.fco. gov.uk British Consul: Maria Leng British Vice-Consul: Helen Keating Cosumer Office Tel: 922 76 16 00 Town Hall Tel: 922 76 16 00 Emergencies Emergency Services (All) Tel: 112 National Police - Tel: 091 Local Police - Tel: 092 Ambulance - Tel: 061 Fire Brigade - Tel: 080 Guardia Civil - Tel: 062 Multi-lingual police central office Tel: 902 102 112 Call this number and ask to speak to an English operator to make a report or official complaint. Local Police Tel: 922 75 70 06 Red Cross

Emergencies and Ambulances Tel: 922 28 18 00 Information and Blood Bank Tel: 922 28 29 24 International MEDSERVICE Tel: 922 79 05 63 Medical Benefits Agency Tel: (00 44) 191 218 7547 For if you find yourself in medical difficulties whilst on holiday and without the proper holiday insurance. Pharmacy Information and Locator (24 hours) Tel: 922 28 24 24 Citizen Information Tel: 010 Postal Services Tel: 902 19 71 97 International Operator Tel: 11825 Local Operator Tel: 11818 Tourist Information Tel: 922 60 55 90 Hospitals & Medical Centres (Answering Machine) Tel: 094 Hospital Las Americas, Playa de las Americas Tel: 922 75 00 22 Playa de Las Americas Centro Medicos Del Sur Tel: 922 79 10 00 Candelaria Hospital Tel: 922 60 20 00 Beach Safety Obey the beach warning flags and always supervise children when near water. Red - Strong currents do not swim Yellow - Strong winds and turbulent sea conditions. Take care. Green - Safe to swim Shopping Most shops open from

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Mon - Sat 09:00 - 13:00 then 16:00 - 20:00 Some shops may open for just Saturday Morning, and many shops are closed on Sundays and Tourist Offices, Bank Holidays, with the exception of souvenir shops which tend to open 7 days a week. Tourist Offices Tenerife Sur Tourist Office (Main Tourist Office) Tel: 902 00 31 21 Santa Cruz de Tenerife Tel: 922 28 93 94 Santiago de Teide Tel: 922 86 03 48 Costa Adeje Tel: 922 75 06 33 Puerto de la Cruz Tel: 922 38 60 00 El Medano Tel: 922 17 60 02 La Laguna Tel: 922 63 11 94 La Orotava Tel: 922 32 30 41 Las Galletas Tel: 922 73 01 33 Los Cristianos Tel: 922 75 71 37 Los Llanos de Aridane Tel: 922 40 18 99 Playa de las Américas Tel: 922 79 76 68 Playa de las Vistas Tel: 922 78 70 11

Telephone numbers: Flight Information 902 404 704 (lines open 24 hours) Airport Information Tel: 922 75 90 00 Tourist Information Tel: 922 392 037 TFN - Tenerife Norte airport (Los Rodeos) For all domestic flights and some scheduled international and mainland services. Telephone numbers:

Deputy Editor: Ruth Summers ruth.summers@canarianweekly.com

Contributors: Carl Pattison Christine Craggs-Hinton Christopher Pennington David Hudgell John Hennessey

DESIGN DEPARTMENT Joe Price

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Radio Taxis Tel: 922 64 11 12 N.B. Taxi cabs display a special SP (Servico Público) licence plate. Arona Taxis Tel: 922 74 75 11 National Ferry Services Fred Olsen Tel: 922 62 82 52

Friday Sunny skies 29 °C. Wind 10mph. Friday Night Clear skies 25 °C. Wind 10mph. Saturday Sunny skies 32°C. Wind 8mph. Saturday Night Clear skies 24°C. Wind 8mph. Sunday Sunny Skies 34 °C. Wind 2mph. Sunday Night Clear skies. 24°C. Wind 2mph. Monday Sunny skies. 30 °C. Wind 7mph. Monday Night Clear skies. 25°C. Wind 7mph. Tuesday Sunny skies. 31°C. Wind 3mph. Tuesday Night Clear skies. 24°C. Wind 3mph. Wednesday Sunny skies 30°C. Wind 2mph. Wednesday Night Clear skies. 24 °C. Wind 2mph.

Transport TFS - Tenerife Sur Airport (Reina Sofia) For flights from the Spanish mainland and nearly all scheduled international flights.

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Buses TITSA is Tenerife´s public bus company. Tel: 922 53 13 00 The ´Bono-Bus´ discount card can be purchased from all TITSA stations and terminals of TITSA and reduces the cost

of transport by up to 30%.

Weather Outlook

Tour Operators Thomson Tel: 922 79 86 07 TUI Tel: 922 77 77 20 Thomas Cook Tel: 922 757 409 Cosmos Tel: 922 793 802

Managing Editor & Director: Chris Elkington

Flight Information Tel: 902 404 704 (lines open 24 hours) General Information Tel: 922 635 800

Thursday Sunny skies. 31°C. Wind 4mph. Thursday Night Clear skies. 24°C. Wind 4mph.

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