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Dr. Dilligaf, I have been reading your monthly column for some time now, (not sure why) and it seems as if all the questions submitted are from female readers. Do you have any insight on that? Just Curious Just Curious, Let me guess, you too are a female. The answer to your question is two-fold. Aside from cats’ females are the most curious of God’s creations. They have a natural inbred propensity for digging up facts. Whether they store and catalog them for future reference in arguments or it just satisfies a need I am uncertain. I do know that in my personal life questions are hurled at me like fast balls at home plate. I have barely enough time to answer one before another comes my way. Not to toot my own horn but I do occasionally knock on out of the park. For proof go back and read my response to the first question in last month’s issue. I stated that my answer would be two-fold. I have shared my thought on the possibility of why I get letters from women but did not explain the why I do not receive many letters from men. That answer is short and sweet. Men are know it all’s. I do not mean that in a negative way. People do not really like a know it all until they need one. Matter of fact when I applied for this job I responded because I fulfilled the advertised requirement. Wanted-One Smart Assed Know It All. The rest is history. Dr. Dilligaf
ing them like fast balls. How tall are you? How much to do weigh? What type of riding do you plan to do? What is your financial status? Do you have a motorcycle license? What part of the world do you live in? Do you have any physical infirmities? Have you always been this naïve? Did you write this letter just for attention? What is your age? And finally, what is your name and number? I have lots of friends looking for a girl like you. Seriously, I recommend that first you take a rider’s instruction course and get your motorcycle license. With a license in hand you can then go to a HD dealership and test drive any of their machines. Put some thought into the questions that I asked because believe it or not some of them are important in deciding what motorcycle is appropriate for what you envision for yourself. Good luck and I hope to see you in the wind. Dr. Dilligaf
Dr. Dilligaf, I am about to purchase my first motorcycle. Because of the intrigue and reputation of Harley Davidson Motorcycles I am leaning towards the purchase of one of their machines. Which one do you suggest for me to start on? Newbie Rider Newbie Rider, Hey Girl. (see first letter) You have put me in touch with my feminine side this morning. That is a small side that I am seldom in touch with although I admit to touching my male side regularly. I have questions and I am throw-
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