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Initial sketches of what you might see of the auditorium at street level
Jávea government have made a 180º turn in the politics of cultural infrastructure and decided, after consultation with various specialists, Jávea needs a new auditorium. It seems it will happen this time, because this is what the Mayor, José Chulvi, described as draft legislature. A project that should be operational by the end of the current legislature. The radical change was communicated during the meeting of the Culture Committee, when Culture Councillor Quico Moragues and the Mayor, José Chulvi, both explained that developments regarding the
project of the Central Cinema and the decision taken by the government, needed to be amended in the light of citizen preference and maximising opportunity. Since the project was approved by Jávea councillors, it seems there had been no progress or application made to the Provincial body, and it became obvious that the Mayor was among others who had a ‘gut feeling’ that they had not made the wisest choice. The Mayor announced wide ranging changes including building a central cinema on land behind the Social and Music Centres, that had parking close by, under plaza Constitución, that had originally been suggested many years earlier by Quica Gil, former Councillor for Culture. Culture Councillor Quico Moragues, has explained that once a revised draft for the Central Cinema was received after consultation with technical experts, it was agreed to look at an alternative
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where the building would be constructed so as to meet the changes caused by an industry that had moved from projecting huge reels of 35mm film, to one which was geared around the latest high (and future) technology. Industry experts had visited the site of the Central Cinema and reported that it was unsuitable for its new intended purpose and itemised: Complicated access. No storage space. Stage box has insufficient height. Background and shoulders (the side of the stage where actors exit) are unsuitable for theatrical performances. Dressing rooms are not ideal and there is no other usable space in the building. Lack of space for the location of rooms and technical spaces. Graphically, the specialist commented, “auditoriumstheatres are spaces that transform every week.” In one part of the report it was anticipated that people Continued on page 27
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It was a cold and miserable end to a month where the weather had been very warm - marred by cold spells, winds, and downpours, at the end of which Councillors met to listen and decide. In reality it always seems decisions are made before the meeting begins.
Mayor José Chulvi is always affable and I have rarely seen him when he was not smiling, which can’t be easy for someone with the weight of Jávea’s varied problems on his shoulders. The format for most of the monthly meeting of councillors is predictable. Point 1 Decisions made by the Mayor since 27th August were approved. There’s no way of knowing if the councillors who vote know the details of what they are approving. Point 2 Councillors agreed with the Interventor’s list of invoices that should remain unpaid because of irregularities (usually in the way they were submitted for electronic payment). Point 3 Councillors agreed with the recommendation from a meeting on 9th November, that the Townhall should participate in the “Xarxa de Llibres” project to reimburse parents with 100€ spent on approved text books for their child’s schooling. Point 4 The promoters of a dual-purpose development at Huertos del Montgó, that was rejected at the October Townhall meeting, appealed the decision. It was passed with the abstention of GMP and Oscar Anton and JuanLu voting against. Point 5 Councillors approved the list of expenses dated 6th November. Point 6 Gave provisional agreement for the fourth change regarding loans and supplements agreed when the 2015 Budget was approved. Point 7 Approved the
at such a late date, for a new Auditorium that did not have his approval. Mayor, José Chulvi said he respected his colleague’s opinion but he was in the minority, against a project that would be a boost to Jávea. Regardless of previous decisions made in good faith, a specialist architect has said the old building is too small for current and future need. Chulvi said the old cinema would be used for a different Point 18 Approved the project, yet to be studied, planning application Catarroja evaluated financially and 3, that had been submitted by agreed. Urbanizadora Javiense S.L. Compromis Councillor Questions and Answers wants to know how much JuanLu expressed concern money has been spent on the at cessation of work on the renovation project before it Central Cinema, as the was abandoned? limitations on the project The Mayor has announced being completed by the continuing the 2015 budget deadline, and there are many into 2016. Oscar Anton of other projects the money Xabia Democratica created the could have been spent on. The 2015 budget because Townhall Town Centre was in need of employees whose job it was restoration, as was local were unable to do so. There business, and he believed it will be no ‘come back Anton was wrong to cancel a project all is forgiven’. CR
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Workshops for Jávea Business People and Entrepreneurs
New workshops aimed at those who are thinking of starting a business as well as established business people have been inaugurated by Jávea Townhall. The initiative is called Jávea Emprén and was opened by Mayor José Chulvi, councillor Cesc Camprubi (Economic Development) and Rosario Doneris, the manager of CREAMA, a regional programme which promotes and encourages economic development in the Marina Alta. The municipal representatives stressed the importance of training within employment promotion policies and said this initiative demonstrated the willingness of the Jávea Ayuntamiento to support entrepreneurs and businessmen of the municipality by offering learning and business forums to keep their skills as up-to-date as possible. They also
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Three million Spanish workers made less than 1,000€ a month in 2014
Despite an apparent economic recovery, Spanish salaries did not experience any noticeable rise last year, while the difference between top and bottom earners increased, as did the breach between men and women, according to figures recently released by the National Statistics Institute (INE). The 2014 Active Population Survey additionally shows that 4.37 million workers in Spain made less than gross €1,221.10 a month last year, with another 2.9 million failing to even reach the €1,000 mark, coming in at a monthly €972.80 or less.
Teulada Townhall advise on minimising tiger mosquitos
Through its Department of Environment, it has launched a campaign to prevent the proliferation of the tiger mosquito and help minimise the inconvenience caused by the insect. The campaign asks residents to ensure that outside areas are maintained and importantly free from stagnant pools of water, which aids the proliferation of the mosquitoes, providing them with breeding grounds. The townhall will also be conducting pest control throughout the municipality, in particular in areas susceptible to outbreaks and ideal breeding grounds such as humid areas.
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The townhall stresses it will take a joint effort on behalf of the townhall and residents to effectively control the problem, which requires the proper maintenance of swimming pools, garden and outdoor spaces. The townhall recommends ensuring all possible containers of water are emptied and avoid water accumulating in drainage or gutters. Repair holes where water can accumulate, protect wells and cisterns with mosquito nets and ensure pools are adequately chlorinated and if possible keep covered while not in use.
Benitachell uses drones to promote tourism
In a project of collaboration with the Polytechnic University of Valencia and artist Luis Montolio, Benitachell Townhall is creating striking images of its cliffs and sea using remote controlled drones. "The possibilities of promoting the full potential of our municipality with images taken from the air is amazing. We should note that the geography of our coastline is cliffs and caves, nothing better than drones to capture these images of vertigo from an aerial perspective,” said Myra van 't Hoff, councillor for New Technologies.
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Brit expats warned 'repay or go to jail' in clampdown on benefit fraud
A British expat living in Murcia has been handed a suspended prison sentence for failing to update the UK benefits office, as authorities vow to hunt down benefit thieves. Mrs D. claimed housing benefit, council tax benefit, Disability Living Allowance and Pension Credit for eight years - yet failed to let her UK benefit office know she was actually living in Mazarrón, Murcia. In total she falsely claimed over £41,000 (58,000€). But thanks to close working between the Department for Work and Pensions - which has a team of investigators based in Spain - and the Spanish authorities, the truth surrounding her country of residence has been exposed and justice served. If you suspect someone of committing benefit fraud in Spain, call the Benefit Fraud Hotline on 900 55 444 0. Calls are free and confidential. Or you can report a benefit thief online at; www.gov.uk/report-benefit-fraud
Xàbia considering extending the 2015 budget into 2016
Jávea’s ruling team is in a bit of a quandry. Two of the most important civil servants involved in preparing the town's budgets and accounts have left office at the same time. These are the auditor and the head of the budgets section. Since there is little scope for changes from year to year (e.g. staff costs and goods and services) it would be best to extend the current budget to the first quarter of 2016.
Coastal protection plan puts a moratorium on developing the Saladar
The Valencia Government has presented a plan of action for the protection of the coast which is being finalised. From the time it is approved there will be a moratorium on development of the strip 500 metres inland from the coast, and areas which are one metre below sea level. The Saladar is also affected by the PATRICOVA plan which refers to flood protection, and under that, the area is considered a flood plain. Nevertheless the Town Hall has received a proposal to develop the Saladar which is currently
being evaluated by technicians. This involves the construction of between 1000 and 1500 houses with the flooding problem solved by drainage channels near the Mas y Mas car park at the Arenal, and another along the Montañar 2. This project is supported by a group of British investors and a local businessman in the gardening sector.
Cova del Migdía in 3D
Members of the Virtual Heritage group of the University of Alicante have joined forces with ARPA Patrimonio and the CIRNE foundation to create a 3D journey through Montgó's Cova del Migdía. This will enable people to look around the cave without having to go there.
First meeting of Consultative Committee on Urban development and the Environment
The first meeting of the Consultative Committee on Urban development approved its members and agreed to meet twice a month on the First and Third Thursdays of each month at 7.30pm in the Helpdesk Office. The Committee consists of representatives from all the political parties, technicians, representatives of builders and developers as well as traders and Agenda21….(Ed's note: the Agenda21 representative - Jose Antonio Rodriguez - is also a rep for the Builders and Developers). Members of the public are invited to attend and speak, but have no vote.
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American English: or how to go to work in pants and suspenders without losing your job?
Rumour has it that there are hundreds of American tourists wandering back and forth along the Greenwich pedestrian tunnel under the Thames trying to buy a tube ticket. Every now and then one of them will storm up to a passer-by and demand in a loud pair of trousers to know if this “is or isn't the goddamn subway!” On being assured somewhat taken-aback that “it is indeed a subway, sorry,” they continue their journey with grit and determination. Rumour has it that the Americans are our descendants. Personally it took me quite a while to assimilate the whole Darwinian ape thing, so I'm not sure if I'm ready for that. I mean we're just so different! When an Englishman likes something he says that it's "not too bad actually." Things that produce overwhelmingly inappropriate pleasure like cricket victories have been known to incite us to murmur: "don't mind if I do." When Americans like something they call it "neat". This has created a belief among London shop assistants that Americans will buy anything, including the shop, as long as it's well-folded.
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Americans may have forefathers but they don't have ghosts. They haven't been around long enough to create an aristocracy that can be grovelled to and then beheaded and converted into a profitable tourist attraction. Americans have spooks. One American tourist was known to buy a bicycle from a Yorkshireman who had assured him that it had "loads a spokes m'lad." Americans can be forgiven for refusing to put their rubbish in dustbins, which as far as anyone knows are rarely used for the purposes of collecting dust. They proudly empty their profligate waste into trash cans. Interestingly enough, they didn't invent trash, although you might be forgiven for believing so if you've ever had the misfortune to wade through Macdonald's with your children. The word trash was in fact used by Shakespeare and his contemporaries and is one example among many of words that crossed the Atlantic and took root there while over this side we forgot about them until they turned up later in Hollywood films. I suppose it's logical that Americans should refer to car parks as parking lots; after all they do have lots of cars, all of which apparently run on gas, although I'm not sure if they cook their hamburgers with petrol. What I don't get is their peculiar insistence on referring to the city centre as downtown. When you walk, sorry, drive from uptown to downtown and then keep going, do you suddenly find yourself in the country, or do you return to uptown by some miraculous feat of fifth dimensional gridlock override? Have you ever noticed how aliens only ever abduct Americans, and only when they are in cars? Maybe it's the cars they are really abducting; maybe the Americans are like the fleas who think they are receiving love and affection when someone strokes a dog. The Americans have been making up for lost centuries and borrowed cultures by inventing a furious number of expressions of their own. They were the first to put a name to that feeling of waking up with cat litter in your mouth, worms and epitaphs in your stomach and an apprentice mechanic in your head, a combination that they very practically called a hangover. They also gave us "teenagers", "gimmicks" and "baby-sitters" too. An elderly American lady once asked me to help her with the crosswalk. Always keen to promote Anglo-American fraternisation and fancying myself as the owner of a pretty snazzy fox-trot, I complied there and then. She pointed out after a few graceful minutes that a crosswalk is in fact a pedestrian crossing. Mind you, we still write.
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The Health Seminar sponsored by EPS, SALUS and Jávea Jeard in the Hong Kong restaurant was a huge success, though many who reserved seats, failed to attend. Private Health Insurance was explained by Robert van der Zande from the company, whom most will know as Perpetuo-Socorro, explaining it was an effective and all-embracing health policy for those up to 80 years of age, who wanted to move from elsewhere in the world to Spain. This Health insurance is aimed directly at those citizens of the EU who are in receipt of a State Pension, and are often entitled to free reciprocal health care, medicine and hospitalization, but often feel it is worth being able to ‘jump the waiting list’ with a health provider with whom a client can see a doctor, consultant, have X-Rays taken and meet with the surgeon, all in the space of a week. Also on hand were pharmacist Antonio Marín Lluch, accompanied by Greta his dispensing auxilliary, who offered on-the-spot health checks that included blood pressure, colesterol, tryglycerates, heart rate, glucose and a number of other tests, spending time with each person, and giving them a record of their personal readings. Salus/EPS now have 9 hospitals with which they work (or own) in the Alicante Province, and more than 500 doctors. All policies include a package entitling each insured person to a yearly check up in a "Well man" or "well woman" protection and prevention scheme. There is free dental care that covers extractions, X-Rays and Cleaning, but no fillings. There is no limit on the number of visits to the doctor in the year and it is simple to get a ‘second opinion’ if the client is uncertain about what they have been told. Policies will also not be loaded or price increased after an unfortunate year with many doctors visits. To discourage unnecessary visits, each client is charged the nominal sum of 1,75€ for each visit to a doctor on the cheapest of the policies. Cover is available to those over 75 years of age, although by that age many will have preexisting conditions that are excluded by ALL private insurers. More than 50% of clients are ex-pats. Cancer and prostate cover are included, as are prothesis for hips and knees, cardiac prosthesis, etc. up to a limit of 12,000 Euros per operation. Travel Insurance of 12,000€ is included for trips lasting up to 60 days. The company offers the possibility of upgrading cover, but it is important to get the best cover you can afford before you get ill. The first month’s premium is free of charge for policies placed before the end of 2015. Oasis Help Centre has further details, can answer questions and has forms on which those interested can declare the state of their health, so that the Company can give a firm quotation.
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Satellite and Electronic News
It has been announced that a a brandnew satellite television service – called Sky Q – which will sit alongside its current Sky+HD and NOW TV. Sky Q comes with two new redesigned satellite boxes, a new touchscreen remote and connected applications The design will offer slimmer hardware and an overhauled user interface, that should make for easier operation Sky TV announced a brand-new “premium” satellite television service. The service is set to launch across the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland early in 2016. UK pricing has not been announced, but expect Sky Q to be significantly more expensive than Sky+ HD, thanks to its "premium"High Grade Viewing. Sky Q lets you watch different programmes simultaneously on up to five screens around the home while recording up to four other channels – a first in the UK and Ireland. We need to check one out for operation in Spain. Sky Q will be a new redesigned, slimmer satellite box.
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It will be half the size of the current Sky+ HD hardware and packs a hefty 2TB hard drive and 12 tuners to allow a massive storage of recorder space Sky Q Silver uses the internet to download and stream your favourite ondemand content, can split-screen with a number of supported apps – so you can get live updates from Sky News and Sky Sports in the corner of the screen, while you watch a film – and is capable of recording up to four live television shows at once. In Spain there can be problems with downloading and streaming, but some local systems have proved to overcome this. It’s an area that will have to be fully investigated when the product is available Customers will be able to browse their Facebook photos and stream music wirelessly over their TV sound system with Bluetooth or Apple’s Airplay. Again for the viewer based in Spain this is an area that will have to be investigated. Sky Q Silver supports Ultra HD 4K video, although Sky will not launch its own UHD movies and sports coverage until late 2016. The satellite firm also announced a new multi-room box, Sky Q Mini and a redesigned remote. Alongside the new satellite box is a completely redesigned Bluetooth powered touch remote and a smaller, internet-connected multi-room player, dubbed the Sky Q Mini. Sky's new remote swaps the directional arrows found on its predecessor for a circular touchpad, which allows you to swipe around the Sky Q box. The new remote also supports voice search, similar to Fire TV and new Apple TV, although this functionality will be added as part of a software update sometime in mid-2016. There's also a dedicated button on the Sky Q Silver to help whenever you lose the remote (the touch remote starts bleeping when the button is pressed). Sky Q Mini acts as a Wi-Fi hotspot and a multi-room player for all your Sky content. The satellite firm is also set to release a brand-new router for Sky Q which is more powerful than the current Sky broadband router. Sky Q Hub ships with in-built power line networking technology to allow it to use the home electrical wiring as well as Wi-Fi to communicate with Sky Q boxes, automatically giving you the best connection available in your
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house. In the U.K. a 'Ring mains' is frequently used and is very different to the Spanish method, which could be quite a problem. Proceed with caution would be my advice. Sky Q Mini and Sky Q apps all sync with the main satellite box, dubbed Fluid Viewing, so you can pause on one box and resume your favourite show in another room seamlessly. Sky Q also allows customers to take downloaded movies or shows with them, thanks to the companion tablet application, which means you'll be able to download that three-hour epic you've had saved to your Sky box for the last year, ready for an upcoming long-haul flight. The firm claims the ability to take downloaded shows with them, is the number one requested feature from customers. Android and Apple tablets will be supported at launch, while smartphone support will be added in subsequent updates throughout 2016. Continued on page 35
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Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories
Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor. One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a song, one would tell a joke, and the third would tell a sad story - each taking a turn every floor until they reached the top. Finally, as they reached the 100th floor, one man sang his last song. As they reached the 101st floor, the second guy told his last joke. As they ascended the flight to the 102nd floor, the third man said, "I forgot the key."
Curiosity
A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from the back of the room, "Still in the Garden of Eden?"
JIHADI MOTHERS
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'' ''Yes, I remember him as a baby,'' says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though," the mother confides. "Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other. ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' ''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.'' ''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly. ''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.
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''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...'' ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
RETIREE DOCTOR
An older gentleman (retired doctor) became very bored in his retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Retiree's clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000." Doctor "Young" who was positive that this old guy didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000. So he went to Dr. Retirees's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Retiree, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??" Dr. Retiree: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh!! - "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Retiree: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be £500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Retiree: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, - that is Gasoline!"
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Dr. Retiree: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. "That will be £500." Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak - I can hardly see anything!" Dr. Retriree: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your £1000 back," (giving him a £10 note). Dr. Young: "But this is only £10!" Dr. Retiree: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be £500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Guy". Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to send us over the top.
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Jávea awarded for % increase in glass recycling
During last year, Jávea increased the amount of recycled glass to more than 50 Kg per inhabitant. The non-profit organisation responsible for managing the recycling of glass in Javea, Ecovidrio presented the City with an appropriately shaped award for the success of this summer, a few months in which the municipality has managed to recover 783, 820 Kgs of glass for reuse, an increase of 12% on the previous year. Much of the increase is due to participation of the hospitality industry, putting bottles in domed containers rather than bins.
The higher increase was achieved thanks to increasing the frequency of glass collection. (How long since you saw a full container surrounded by dozens of empty bottles) and the cooperation of more than 90 catering establishments. The bins have also been covered with vinyl to improve their image and more than 100 specially adapted buckets have been supplied to the hospitality sector. Ecovidrio reported a total 1,499,070 Kgs of recycled glass, that averaged out at 51.6Kg per inhabitant. This figure could increase as a result of new plans for the garbage concessionaire, Cepsa, to collect glass for recycling in smaller containers in streets too narrow to allow collection by the lorry and crane that lifts and empties each container. The first one is already located opposite the Mercat Municipal to serve neighbouring hotel and the Historic Centre and glass is transferred to the main contractor at a location with sufficient maneuverability.
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Golden Leaves International have opened their first flag ship office in Jávea, as part of their expansion plans and goal to bring a wide variety of services ranging from funeral plans to insurance policies for expats across Spain. “This office represents the re-birth of Golden leaves, the first of a number we have planned throughout Spain,” said Chairman Stephen Rowland at the opening ceremony which was attended by Mayor of Javea, Jose Chulvi. Golden Leaves extensive services include everything an expat or second home owner may need, including helping to obtain NIE numbers, a requirement in order to complete many transactions in Spain such as buying a
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Therapy Dogs used by Jávea Centro de Día
When Clive, Ann and Peter Read established Ivy Lodge Home for the Elderly in Shirebrook, on the border between Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire, they had two dogs, father Rusty, and son Snowie. When Derbyshire County Council Inspector for the area came and found the dogs mixing with the ‘inmates’ he ordered the dogs be removed (which they never were - other than when he was visiting), “This is an Old Folk’s Home not a Zoo.” Thirty years later, the forwardthinking of the Reads (there were many other ‘novelties’) has become accepted practice, and reached as far as Jávea. Day Centre users in Jávea will
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benefit in the coming months from a very special project to improve their health by a grant from La Caixa Social Services to provide trained dogs to visit and befriend the elderly. Councillor for Social Services, Pepa Gisbert, and managers of the three offices of La Caixa in Jávea have been in the Day Centre with the team, both human and canine which will provide therapies, consisting of two sessions per week, focused on the cognitive side and the other on the emotional. As the Mayor explained, when La Caixa offered financial aid of 10,000€ to the city for a social project the idea of starting these therapies, which are pioneers in the Marina Alta and whose benefits have been proven in older people. In La Nucia La Caixa have provided money to help the homeless, but of a Continued on page 13
A year in the life of a Spanish town Xabia / Jávea
Words by the late Charlene Quince and photos by Billie Cook is still on sale at HUMPTY DUMPTY (Javea Park) LA RULLA and OASIS HELP CENTRE (both in the Port)
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Everything you need to survive the Spanish Health Service - for 6,50€
The Health Service in Spain is every bit as good - and many say MUCH better than in the UK, but no matter the level of professionalism and skill of the doctor or nursing staff - if you don’t speak Spanish, ‘Murphy’s Law’ says those who care for you will not understand English or Spanglish.
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salve to the conscience of banks who have been evicting clients who cannot afford to maintain their mortgages, so have been made homeless. And the presence of dogs improves the mood of the people and above all, has beneficial effects against loneliness. Also, interacting with a pet, for example stroking, causes a state of peace and tranquility in people and also helps them to not feel useless. In the case of older
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A married man was concerned at the stress childbirth was causing his wife, so decided on a vasectomy. A year later he was explaing to his workmates that the operation hadn’t stopped his wife from having children, it had just changed their colour!
The following is an actual exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company
Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago. Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan
Dear Mr. Finnegan, We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot. Sincerely, Irish Railway Company
Gentlemen, I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass. That.... Gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years! Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan.
LESSON FROM BARBIE
One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers it's his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:“Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.” The amazed father asks: “It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?” The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:- “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, and most of Ken's Friends.”
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400 days after Montgó Fire, José will report progress to the citizens
Following the devastating blaze on La Plana in the Montgó Natural Park on 11th September 2014, Mayor José Chulvi has convened a public meeting, to report the result of the autopsy into the blaze and what has since been accomplished. Jávea Townhall, in collaboration with the Ministry of the Environment has undertaken various actions to recover the forest. Initial working ivolved removal of affected trees, construction of ‘fire breaks’ to contain any future fire and restoration of dykes that encourage wildlife and insects. Where there once was dense forest, it has been replaced by young shrubs and trees that are less likely to spread any future blaze so quickly, even if it is in a period of drought. A Conference titled “The Montgó 400 days later” will be held on the second Wednesday in December (9th) at 7.30pm in the ‘Sala de Actas’ of the Municipal Soler Blasco Museum. Progress has not been as fast as some might have expected, as the views of individual land and property owners have had to be identified and considered. Our picture shows Municipal Biologist, Ignasi Astor with Environment Councillor, Doris Courselles and her Services colleague Kika Mata, with Mayor José Cholbi checking for themselves on progress.
This is NOT funny A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE?
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has a maximum of 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when
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Irish Bus Thieves
Two Irish friends leave a pub. One says to the other, “I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.” “I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” replied his mate. They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out. After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, “What are you doing? Have ye not found one yet?” “I can't find a No. 91.” “Oh ye t'ick ijit, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.”
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How to apply for a residencia in Spain
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If an EU citizen wants to reside legally in Spain for a long period of time (beyond the 90 days allowed for a ‘tourist’), they must apply for a residence permit in Spain. With the rules constantly changing, it can be a daunting task. But also a very necessary one, because once you’ve obtained your residence permit you can obtain a health card, driver's license exchange and other important documents.
This guide will show you how
Everyone must submit the following documents: Application form EX 18. Passport: original and photocopy and taxes. Certificate of registration of council. Depending on your personal situation you may need to provide:
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How HUMANIST are you?
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On the question a god exists: q I think there is a God. q I think there are a number of gods/goddesses. q I see no evidence for any gods or godesses, so I don’t know. q I see no evidence for any gods or goddesses, so I don’t think they exist. I am most likely to believe something is true if: q It is written in a sacred text. q Trustworthy people tell me they’ve seen evidence that they judge to be valid. q I feel it in my gut. q It is told to me by a religious authority. q I personally see evidence that I judge to be valid. The meaning in my life comes from: q My connections with others, my experiences, and the emotions I feel. q A higher power, who has a plan for us. q Nowhere. There is no higher power and life has no meaning. q The pursuit of my goals, ambitions, hobbies and projects. I think the universe: q Is a natural place and can be understood best through science. q Is a natural place. But I do also believe there is another, supernatural, layer of reality. q Was created as part of a divine plan.
When I die: q I will go on to exist forever in another place. q I don’t know what will happen, so I have no opinion. q I will be reborn into a new body. q I see no evidence that I will continue in any way, so death will most likely be the end of me. I can tell right from wrong by ... q Consulting a holy book or listening to a religious leader. q Thinking for myself about the probable consequences of my actions and their effects on others. q Picking whatever works best for me, without worrying about others.
Other people matter and should be treated with respect because ... q God created us all in His image. q They are people with feelings like mine. q We will all be happier if we treat each other well. q They are useful to me. When it comes to religion, I think governments should: q Reflect the majority religion in the country - if the majority are one religion, that religion should take precedence. q Be impartial - governments should not favour or discriminate against any person because of religion.
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q Promote atheism - no religions are true and governments should act accordingly to tell people so.
When I look at a beautiful natural view I think that ... q It must have been designed by God to be so perfect. q We ought to do everything possible to protect this for future generations. q This is what life is all about. I feel good.
Other animals should be treated ... q With respect because they can suffer too. q Kindly because they are sweet and fluffy and nicer than people. q However we see fit. They don’t have souls and were created for us to use. q With respect because they are part of God’s creation.
If you want to be assessed by the answers you give, and have internet access, you can find the interactive questionnaire at: www.humanism.org.uk and click on the red option,
above the two photos, bottom left Take our quick quiz to find out Look at the most extreme of the options, and ask yourself whether that is what Humanists are taught and believe.
At the other extreme, you will see the world, people and places as God sees them.
Woman to Woman Jávea Jeard
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26 Mums and Dads
As many of our readers know, C|ive and I owned a home for the elderly in Shirebrook, Derbyshire, in the four years prior to moving to Spain to live in 1985. We were an unusual home and always had a waiting list of people wanting to join us because we functioned as one big happy family. We had 32 staff who helped us care for our 26 residents and everything, most of the time, worked like clockwork. The premises, Ivy Lodge, was a large disused isolation hospital that had been converted into a home for the elderly by Derbyshire County Council, who had moved the residents out when they opened a new purposebuilt Council Home in the centre of the village. Ivy Lodge (formerly Bassett House) had been empty for two years before we took the premises over, and we had a lot of alterations to do before we were officially registered.
by Ann Read
Dec 2015/Dec 2016
who writes for us after one retirement and before her next
The main house consisted of ten bedrooms upstairs (all equipped with emergency call-buttons and wash hand basins), three bathrooms and three toilets. On the ground floor there were three large reception rooms that were used as lounges and dining rooms, and a huge purpose-built kitchen with large industrial ovens. From the main house, a long corridor led to a large ward that we converted into bedrooms to accommodate one or two residents. From this building another long corridor led to a double ward which the local Assemblies of God converted one half into Church premises with vestry for the Pastor. Upstairs was another large room and bathroom which Clive and I used as a bed-sitting room so we could live on the premises and be on call 24-hours if any emergency arose. Our Son Peter, Debbie and their two children Jamie (2 years) and Anna (three months) lived in a separate 2bedroomed lodge at the entrance to the
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premises. Peter and Debbie helped us with the day-to-day running of the home. Clive and I had two dogs, Rusty and Snowy, who followed us everywhere we went, and our local Council Inspector used to go mad when he came to do a spot check, because he would open the lounge door and find the residents playing with our dogs and two grandchildren. The elderly residents loved to have dogs and babies round them but Steve Wright thought the idea of dogs mixing with the residents very unhygienic and tried to ban them, but we took no notice. He was always threatening to get us closed down if we didn't run our home on similar lines as all the others that were under his jurisdiction. He wanted us to sit our residents in front of a TV and expect them to stay there until it was meal times. But we had other ideas and organised craft mornings, story writing mornings for our Alzheimer's residents and many other activities. It was quite amazing to see our residents that were suffering from Alzheimer's who couldn't remember what they had eaten for their last meal, but ask them about their past life when they were young and they became alive as memory after memory came flooding back to them. (Elsewhere in this issue of Jávea Jeard is the story
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The Guardia Civil tells us
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How to pack safely
reducing risk to yourself, your passengers and others on the road.
On the roof Roof-racks and boxes are a great way of carrying very large or awkward items. You will need to check the handbook, and ideally weigh everything you're going to carry, to make sure you don't exceed the maximum permitted roof load. Loads on the roof must be attached securely. The Highway Code states simply that "you must secure your load and it must not stick out dangerously". At speed the airflow will be trying to lift the front of any long load so a secure fixing holding the front of the load down is important.
New Electronic ITV Certificates Enter Into Use
From 11th November, new vehicles registered in Spain will have a new, electronic version of the technical characteristics document, rather than the traditional paper or card version. The new tarjeta electrónica de características técnicas (eITV) will automatically be issued with the vehicle for all newly registered cars, vans and trucks from Wednesday 11th November, 2015. All previously registered vehicles will continue to use the paper and card documentation. The DGT has already implemented a system whereas manufacturers, importers and vehicle sales companies can submit the registration information by electronic means, which can be accessed and checked by officials. Once checked and validated, the DGT will store the information in an electronic register, the Registro de Vehículos Prematriculados, which in
turn issues the vehicle identification number, the Número de Identificación del Vehículo (NIVE), which then becomes the unique identifier for that vehicle. The DGT will then assign the registration number of the vehicle and issue the Tarjeta de Inspección Técnica, or technical inspection card, in electronic form only, which can be accessed on-line. The vast majority of vehicle manufacturers are already integrated into the project and in October, nearly 50% of registered vehicles are already equipped with electronic tokens. As of May 11th, 2016, this type of electronic card will also be issued for mopeds, motorcycles, tricycles and quads. Remember though, this is only for newly registered vehicles, those already on the roads and registered are not affected by this change. If your vehicle has the paper version, you must carry this document with you in the vehicle.
Transferring a Vehicle Following Death
In the event of a vehicle owner passing away, there is a standard procedure for having the vehicle ownership transferred to a living beneficiary. Transferring a Vehicle Following Death Article 609 of the Civil Code dictates the modes of acquiring ownership of property succession, and the administrative procedure set out in Article 32.6 of the Reglamento de Vehículos details the process.
PROVISIONAL TRANSFER OF A VEHICLE Immediately after a death, the vehicle can be transferred to a new named owner who may not be the long-term benefactor, but may seek ownership on a temporary basis. In this event, the temporary custodian of the vehicle has 90 days in which they must notify the traffic department of this temporary custody and their legal address. The person registering the vehicle must produce the following to the traffic
Jávea Jeard department: A formal request The payment for transfer (the prices in 2015 are 52.80€ for most vehicles, 26.40€ for mopeds) Identity documents Death certificate of the original owner or marriage certificate stating the death Document proving the possession of the vehicle Driving license ITV card or technical status document of the vehicle An appointment at the traffic office The new provisional holder is deemed as the subject of any obligations corresponding to the holder of the vehicle.
FINAL TRANSFER OF THE VEHICLE The intended permanent vehicle owner must apply for the final transfer of the vehicle within a 90 day period. The intended permanent owner must submit the same documentation as above, but with two additions: Certificate of liquidation or exemption from inheritance tax. Declaration of heirs, or will, accompanied by a certificate of wills, or document stating the award of the vehicle. You must also request a printed official form that will facilitate the transfer of the vehicle by the traffic department on behalf of the state. If the applicant is a minor or incapacitated, the documentation must also include the additional data and signature of the legal guardian or representative. You will also have to pay the fees for the transfer. If the applicant is an individual and a Spanish national, the National Identity Document (DNI) can be used in place of the driving license. If the applicant is a person of foreign nationality, there are other processes to consider. If a Green Card is in force, that must also be presented, or, failing that, the official Identity of the country of origin (for citizens of other Member States of the European Union, the other States party to the Agreement on the European Economic Area and the Swiss Confederation) or Passport or Certificate of Citizenship if you are a citizen of a third country with the Foreigner Identification Number (NIE). You may also have to produce the original document attesting to your home in Spain if you are not registered with
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foreign identity documents (e.g. certificate of ownership, lease, or police census card or certificate). If the new owner is a legal entity or company, rather than an individual, you will also be required to produce the following: Original Tax identification card (CIF). Original ID, passport, identity card and NIE Original document attesting to power to act on behalf of the company (available from the www.dgt.es website). The process seems a very complicated one, especially given the time frame in which it must be completed, but the process is also a standard administrative procedure and so your advisor or lawyer will be able to advise you further. Always obtain advice from registered, legal representatives in Spain if there is any doubt.
Daytime Running Lights on Motorbikes
The installation of Daytime Running Lights has become the norm for more modern vehicles, where additional illumination would allow other road users to have a heightened awareness of approaching vehicles. However, this development has not been without its own problems, sometimes caused by the lack of knowledge by the driver, but also on occasion caused by the slowness in having laws adapted to satisfy the technology. Firstly, we must be aware that Daytime Running Lights (DRL) are not a replacement for headlights. In fact, they are completely different. Many versions of Daytime Running Lights also switch off intermittently when the turning indicators are used so as not to distract from the purpose of those lights. Again, to stress their purpose of DRL, they are to make the vehicle more visible to other road users. Unlike headlights, they are not designed to illuminate the path for the driver. That
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is what headlights are for. There have been numerous instances of drivers being seen and stopped whilst their vehicle only has Daytime Running Lights illuminated when headlights are required, such as at night or whilst driving through tunnels. In these circumstances, headlights must be switched on. More recently, motorcycles have also seen Daytime Running Lights fitted to the front. However, for bikers there was another problem, in that the law dictates that headlights must be illuminated on motorbikes during the day. The legislation did not allow for any variation on this, and so there have been numerous riders fined for riding whilst only having their Daytime Running Lights illuminated and not their headlights. However, as of a change in the law in October of this year, Daytime Running Lights have been incorporated into the legislation and are now legally accepted as being adequate illumination for motorbikes during the normal daylight hours and suitable conditions. Instruction number 15/S-140 /V-112 clarifies that under European Legislation, category “L” vehicles
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(mopeds of two or three wheels, motorcycles with or without sidecar, tricycles, light quadricycles and quadricycles) are incorporated into the laws regarding the use of Daytime Running Lights. The legislation makes a clear distinction between Daytime Running Lights and low-beam headlights. Low-beam lights are used to illuminate the road ahead of the vehicle without causing undue dazzle or discomfort to drivers coming in the opposite direction, or to other road users. Daytime Running Lights face forward and are used to make the vehicle more visible in daylight. The directive also clarifies the required colour of the Daytime Running Lights, stating that the only permitted colours are white or amber. Motorcycles must be visible to other road users on the grounds of road safety, but as Daytime Running Lights have been developed for this purpose, manufactured specifically to meet this objective, they are acceptable under normal daytime conditions of visibility.
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The Reliquary of the Holy Manger
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Back in September, Linda and I decided to take a week off work and so we visited Rome. This was our first time visiting the Italian capital and although it was very educational the sensory overload made it for a very tiring but enjoyable holiday. We learnt so much about the Romans and their history, we saw the Pope and we visited the Basilicas and Churches where we discovered ancient relics from the past. Relics can be bones or other parts of the anatomy, they can be objects that were used by or touched by a particular person being the subject of interest. In some cases there are hard facts and proof that a certain personal item (relic) is in fact genuine but we also learned that there are other relics that have no scientific basis for their claim. For example, the church of St John Lateran and the Sancta Santorum say they have the heads of Saints Peter and Paul, and the Holy Stairs (Scala Santa) which
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from the Holy Manger? The Vatican were asked to confirm if the relics of the Holy Manger were genuine. The Vatican responded by saying they had conducted tests and found the
are believed to have been taken from the palace of Pontius Pilate where it is said that Jesus stepped on his way to his trial. Opposite our hotel is the Basilica of Santa Maria Maggiore (Major), which is the world’s largest Church dedicated to The Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus and the fourth largest in Rome. The Church is famous for the legend surrounding its formation and for holding the relics of the Holy Manger, where the infant Jesus was laid. Are these genuine relics
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wood to be of sycamore. When asked if the Vatican would allow carbon dating, a spokesman confirmed that no further testing would be allowed because it was for faith than science to determine the originality of the relics. In my opinion, the relics are unlikely to be genuine parts of the Holy Manger because cattle mangers, even to this day, are usually made from stone. Mangers made from stone would have been more effective as they are much more sturdy when a large animal is taking hay and feed from the trough like structure. Traditional paintings and Christmas cards also originally showed a Manger made from stone and the 1885 carol, Away in a Manger, no crib for His bed, may suggest that He is laying on a stone manger topped with hay and not a crib like structure as we see in later nativity scenes. So my conclusion is that the relics of the Holy Manger are not genuine but they do symbolise the birth of Christ from where the salvation of man began, but I cannot doubt that the pieces of wood are very old. The records show that Pope Sixtus III, whose Papacy began in 432AD and ended when he died in 440AD, originally built Continued on page 32
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Continued from page 17 of a new organisation in Jávea which specialises in taking dogs into homes for the elderly, because it has been proved that the elderly find it most therapeutic to stroke and interact with animals). Most days our residents would go for a walk around the village to the shops, some in wheelchairs accompanied by members of staff, and often the dogs, and Anna and Jamie in pushchairs would go along with them. We all functioned as one big happy family, residents, staff and management, and our staff were encouraged to use our industrial facilities for their own use and not use it exclusively for the residents. For example, we had large industrial washing and drying machines, and staff were encouraged to bring continental quilts and other large items that needed washing to come and do them at the home, to save the expense of having them done professionally. Often, staff with large families would cook their turkeys at Christmas time in our large ovens because they were too big to go in their small domestic ovens in their own home. Our morning staff didn't go off duty until 2pm so we encouraged our chef to cook enough food each day to feed us (Clive, Peter, Debbie and myself) and for any member of staff to have their lunch before they went off duty. Christmas was a very special time at the home. There would be great excitement as the Christmas tree and decorations went up in the lounges and residents secretly bought little gifts for their friends and family. Jamie and Anna had the largest number of grandparents than any other children in the world. On Christmas morning, we would take the children into the lounge and the residents would watch as Jamie tore the paper off and laughed with delight at all the gifts that had been bought for them. Anna was too young to appreciate all the fuss that was being made of her but Jamie more than made up for it. At 11am, all those residents and staff that wanted to accompany us to Church for the Christmas Day service were able to walk, or be pushed in wheelchairs down the two long corridors and we were there. During the year we had a timetable of when the staff came on duty, but on Christmas Day we put that timetable aside. All the morning staff who had young children were given the morning off so they could be at home to enjoy the Christmas morning together. Staff who had no children, or grown-up children came on duty at 8am and worked until 2pm. By this time, all the residents would have had their special lunch and it was time for the staff who
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had been on duty that morning, their immediate family, and our family, to sit down to lunch. We felt it was wrong to expect our morning staff to go home at 2pm and start to prepare their own Christmas lunch, so they were invited, (along with their husbands and any family members that usually had lunch with them on Christmas Day), to eat with us. It was also an opportunity for us to meet their family members and encourage them to become part of our large family. The staff with young children who had spent the morning at home with their family, came on duty at 2pm and cared for the residents while the rest of us tucked into a fabulous meal. A few of our residents spent Christmas Day with their family. It was one Christmas Day that one of our residents paid us a huge compliment. Jack came to live with us when he was in his 90s. He had three sons, and each son took turns at looking after Dad for one year before he was passed on to the next son. But the sons and their wives became elderly themselves, and when they were in their 70s, decided that enough was enough, Dad would have to go into a home, he was becoming too much of a burden for them looking after Jack for a whole year. When they brought Jack to us they warned us that he would be troublesome and disruptive, but we must put our foot down from the beginning and stop any of his disruptive ways. Well, the opposite happened, Jack loved his new home, he enjoyed being around so many new people, especially the ladies. He always had a special lady in tow who would sit with him in one of the lounges, and when it was time for bed, he would get up, kiss her on the cheek before staff took him to bed. We used to pull his leg and sometimes Clive would say to him "We should call you 'Jack the lad', with all these lady
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friends." And Jack would beat his walking stick on the floor and shout back "It's only me legs wots give up on me." Jack reached his 95th year and his sons arranged a special party for him, and family came from all over the world including Australia and America to spend this special Christmas Day with Jack. He didn't know about this special party, he thought he was just going to his immediate family for Christmas Day. When one of his sons came to collect him after breakfast, he asked what time Jack needed to be back at the home and we said he could stay with them all day, but if they brought him back after 9pm, the front door would be locked but when they rang the bell, the night staff would let them in. Clive and I were on duty when Jack's son brought him back at 5pm. I looked at Clive and he looked at me and we wondered what had gone wrong. Had Jack being playing them up as he did when he lived with them? Jack with his beaming smile went off to find his lady friend in one of the lounges, and Continued on next page
to everyone who has looked after loved-ones in Spain After caring for my mother (who herself cared for my father) I have looked after some lovely people in the UK as an Agency carer. If YOU are a caring person and interested in carework in England on a 2 week on / 2 week off rota, I’d like to hear from you? Interviews and training here in Spain. For more information ring 616162324 or eMail jacqui.javea@hotmail.com
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Continued from page 21 we took his son into the office to find out what had gone wrong, and why was Jack back so early? His son told us that the day had gone well. Jack was thrilled at so many of his family that had gathered for his special Christmas and loved opening all the gifts. He had sat down for a celebratory meal with the family and afterwards settled down in one of the comfortable armchairs, expected to have a sleep. But he wouldn't nod off, just kept looking at his watch every ten minutes. In the end one of the sons was fed up with this obsession with the time, so he asked his Dad why he was constantly looking at his watch and they were more than surprised at his answer. "I've had a wonderful day with you all son, it was a lovely surprise to have all my family around me and I've enjoyed my lunch. But now I would like to go HOME. My girlfriend and all the others will be missing me and wondering where I am. We always have a special tea on Christmas Day and if we're quick, I'll be on time for tea." I think the family were a bit peeved that they had taken so much trouble to bring relatives from all over the world to spend the day with Jack, and yet he looked upon our home for the elderly as HIS HOME. It was a compliment to us and our staff that our residents didn't feel they were living in a "Home for the elderly" but that it was their HOME. When the time came for us to pass Ivy Lodge onto new owners, we were very fussy about who took it over. It took a year for all the security checks to be done on the new potential owners and we took the opportunity, (reluctantly), to gradually spend less and less time with the residents so it wouldn't be so much of a loss when we left. It was a wrench for us to leave our extended family, but we knew it was God's Will that we move to Spain. The day finally came when we loaded our car with the last of our possessions, put Rusty and Snowie onto the back seat on blankets and off we all went to sunny Spain. There were more than a few tears as we all said goodbye, especially from the staff who had become our special friends. The run-up to Christmas is always a busy time for Clive, Peter and I at the Oasis Centre. We have been busy selling Christmas and Birthday cards, all at 1 euro each, and we have sold many of our special calendars, printed in-house with a different view of Jávea for each month. There are two sizes, A4 to put in the post for relatives and friends and A3, large enough to hang on the kitchen wall to enter all your hospital and doctors appointments! As well as other appointments of course!
In the next couple of weeks we will decorate the Oasis and our Christmas tree. In prevous years we have encouraged customers to bring small gifts, sweets or chocolates, which I wrapped and placed under the tree. They were passed on to Harvest Store to give to the children of needy families when they distribute their food. We will be doing the same this year so we would appreciate any sweets, chocolates or small toys that you care to donate. We will be holding our Carol Service on Sunday 20th December at 11am, followed by tea or coffee and mince pies. Our Christmas Day Service also at 11am, followed by refreshments. Why not come and join us? Everyone is very welcome May I take this opportunity to wish all our readers of Jávea Jeard a happy and peaceful Christmas and New Year, and a sincere THANK YOU to all the friends we've made at the Oasis Help Centre. YOUR support keeps the doors open.
WHAT IS GOING ON IN SYRIA - an UPDATE
Some have asked me to try and explain what is happening in Syria so hopefully this may help to clear things up a bit. President Assad (who is bad) is a nasty guy who got so nasty his people rebelled and the Rebels (who are good) started winning (Hurrah!). But then some of the rebels turned a bit nasty and are now called Islamic State (who are definitely bad) and some continued to support democracy who are still good. So the Americans (who are good) started bombing Islamic State (who are bad) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels (who are good) so they could fight Assad (who is still bad) which was good. By the way, there is a breakaway state in the north run by the Kurds who want to fight IS (which is a good thing) but the Turkish authorities think they are bad and bomb them while they are fighting IS, so we have to say they are bad whilst secretly thinking they're good and giving them guns to fight IS but that is another matter. Getting back to Syria. So President Putin (who is bad, ’cos he invaded Crimea and the Ukraine and killed lots of folks including that nice Russian man in London with polonium poisoned sushi) has decided to back Assad (who is still bad) by attacking IS (who are also bad) which is sort of a good thing? But Putin (still bad) thinks the Syrian Rebels (who are good are also bad), and so he bombs them too, much
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to the annoyance of the Americans (who are good) who are busy backing and arming the rebels (who are also good). Now Iran (who used to be bad, but now they have agreed not to build any nuclear weapons and bomb Israel are now good) are going to provide ground troops to support Assad (still bad) as are the Russians (bad) who now have ground troops and aircraft in Syria. So a Coalition of Assad (still bad), Putin (extra bad) and the Iranians (good, but in a bad sort of way) are going to attack IS (who are bad) which is a good thing, but also the Syrian Rebels (who are good) which is bad. Now the British (obviously good, except that nice Mr Corbyn in the corduroy jacket, who is probably bad) and the Americans (also good) cannot attack Assad (still bad) for fear of upsetting Putin (bad) and Iran (good/bad), and now they have to accept that Assad might not be that bad after all compared to IS (who are super bad). So Assad (bad) is now probably good, being better than IS (but let’s face it, drinking your own wee is better than IS so no real choice there) and since Putin and Iran are also fighting IS that may now make them Good. America (still good) will find it hard to arm a group of rebels being attacked by the Russians for fear of upsetting Mr Putin (now good) and that nice mad Ayatollah in Iran (also good) and so they may be forced to say that the Rebels are now bad, or at the very least abandon them to their fate. This will lead most of them to flee to Turkey and on to Europe or join IS (still the only constantly bad group). To Sunni Muslims, an attack by Shia Muslims (Assad and Iran) backed by Russians will be seen as something of a Holy War, and the ranks of IS will now be seen by the Sunnis as the only Jihadis fighting in the Holy War and hence many Muslims will now see IS as Good (Doh!) Sunni Muslims will also see the lack of action by Britain and America in support of their Sunni rebel brothers as something of a betrayal (mmm, might have a point) and hence we will be seen as Bad. So now we have America (now bad) and Britain (also bad) providing limited support to Sunni Rebels (bad) many of whom are looking to IS (good/bad) for support against Assad (now good) who, along with Iran (also good) and Putin (also, now, unbelievably good) are attempting to retake the country Assad used to run before all this started. So, now you fully understand the position I hope all your questions are answered!!!! from Stephen Burke
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home used as office, as the utility bills, the rental paid to the landlord, the repairs or the depreciation of the property used for the activity if it has been declared as a business address for IAE - business tax purposes. Furthermore, if you have a business which is profitable and you decide to invest in new assets for the business, you will be allowed to have 5% of the amount invested as a tax credit towards the tax payable of your business. We cannot forget that some contributions to special investment products may help us to reduce the taxable base, and as a consequence reduce the taxes to pay. A pension plan is an example of these. If the contribution is done to a pension plan approved in the European Union, the amount contributed will decrease the taxable base. In this case, we save taxes at the present time and money for our future. The maximum tax deductible contribution is 8,000 Euros per year. With regard to tax efficient investments, new investment vehicles have been created such as the long term individual savings plan (CIALP) and the long term individual life insurance (SIALP). Those are capped at a maximum contribution of 5,000 Euros per year and minimum contribution term of 5 years. These investments are very attractive because the income derived from them is tax free, in a similar way as ISAs in the UK. In 2015, the capital gain which is generated in less than 12 months will be treated like the capital gain generated in more than 12 months and the tax rates applicable will be from 19.5% up to 6.000 Euros to 23.5% if the capital gain is greater than 50.000 Euros. If a tax resident has the intention to sell in shortterm, it is more tax efficient to do it in 2015, than it was in 2014. Applying these simple steps will make you save taxes. Please consider that asking for the advice of a professional tax advisor will save you taxes and time. We welcome enquiries from those in any bracket tax-payers and invite them to make an appointment with us and bring along any documents they think may be pertinent. We are Abogados, Asesores, Lawyers and Advisers. Our offices are at Carrer d’Avall 31, 03730 Jávea. We can be contacted by telephone if you call 96 579 2015 or if you have internet access our website is: www.lextax.es
SPOTLIGHT on JÁVEA PEOPLE
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This column features ordinary people in thw Jávea community who go about their 'normal job' but who make an enormous contribution to the well-being of us – their neighbours. Last month we turned the Spotlight to feature a former 1957-1962, Chelsea player, Michael “Mike” Harrison, who at the age of 16 years and 360 days played his debut game for Chelsea against Blackpool. Now in his seventies, Michael is proud of the fact that he remains one of the youngest players to make the first team for Chelsea and on his debut game he stopped the great Stanley Matthews on more than one occasion in the game from creating goal runs. This month the spotlight focuses on a local commercial fisherman named Delphin who talks to us about his life experiences as a deep sea and inshore fisherman. He also tells us his story about how he came to live in Jávea. The weather at sea is very unpredictable and any fisherman will tell you it is possible to leave a port on a clear calm day to find you can be hit by severe storms or the jaws of death, only a few kilometres offshore. The skipper is responsible for the safety of the boat and crew at all times but especially when a storm is encountered. The skipper must show his stamina and demonstrate good seamanship skills to his crew as their lives depend on him. During the severest storms he must Written by Ian Amer
who acknowledges and thanks Linda Jennings as Interpreter and Translator
maintain a steady speed and safe course as he navigates through the big swells that develop very quickly and can often lead to deep sea troughs which form high wave crests of 6 metres or more above the normal sea surface. This experience is not for the feint hearted and the skippers need to keep a cool head to operate their boat safely. Danger is always present for when the boat rocks violently from side to side or if it bobs up and down gently as it may do at any time, a crew member can fall or be washed overboard.
A fishing trawler’s deck is a major hazard, it matters not if it’s morning, noon or night, clear or bad weather, the danger is before you. For on the decks of most trawlers you will see large coils of ropes which are connected to the main fishing nets or traps and are taken down to the seabed very quickly when they are cast from the back of the boat. The coils of rope unfurl so fast that they can catch and wrap around the legs of someone who is standing in the wrong place, at the wrong time. It can happen so fast there is nothing anybody can do to save you. I am afraid to say that along with the nets the unfortunate are taken down on a one way journey under the sea. It’s a sobering thought and sadly the records show there have been many fishermen throughout the world who have been killed in this way.
Delphin grew up in a small village near the port of Nador, which is a city that is located in the north eastern region of Morocco. Nador is an important Mediterranean Port on the Bhar Amezzyan Salt Lagoon. The lagoon accommodates the city of Nador in the South with Mellila to the West. A finger of land, called Plage de Boquronsa, juts out from the mainland of Mellila for 12 kilometres into the sea. It is naturally broken about 8 kilometres along its spit which allows the seawater to enter into the lagoon, also named “Mar Chica” in Spanish. The city of Nador is an important one because its main trade is in fish, fruit and livestock which is then distributed throughout the region.
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It is from the port of Nador that Delphin’s father owned and skippered a fishing boat called “A Little Water” which provided him with a comfortable wage. The fish traders in Nador are very competitive, which benefits the skippers because the traders often pay above the market prices to secure the landed fish for their customers who may be restaurants, hotels, and supermarkets.
Getting the best prices means the skippers can maintain their boats properly and pay the crews a good wage which keeps their spirits high.
In 1994, Delphin turned eighteen and started a four year apprenticeship learning how to fish from his father’s trawler. In July 1998, Delphin finished his apprenticeship but wanted to travel around his homeland and so decided to leave the city of Nador behind him and take on an adventure where he would find work at other ports.
He said goodbye to his family and made his way over to Al Hoceima Port, a city with a Spanish influence near Mellila, that lies about 60 km from Nador. He wandered around the port in Al Hoceima and found a skipper who happened to be looking for an extra deckhand to take his crew number to seven. It did not take long for the skipper to warm to Delphin’s personality, dedication and hard work. As a reliable worker the skipper encouraged Delphin to study for his skippers license which Delphin found difficult because he had to balance his work with studies. Delphin worked 6 days a week, Monday to Saturday where typically his day started at 8am studying the laws and rules of the sea. He would complete his daily studies at 1pm and then rush off to the port as the fishing boat usually left
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the port at 2pm, and returned early the following morning at 3am. Sundays was his free day but invariably the skipper needed Delphin to help out with the mending of torn nets for the following week’s fishing. From the port of Al Hoceima, the skipper would ritually head north east into the Alboran Sea, which is an area of sea surrounding the Isla Alboran. The island is in the Southern part of the Mediterranean, and lies about 50km north from the Moroccan coast. Interestingly it belongs to the council of Almeria, Spain, and plays an important role in Almeria Pescaderia (fish market) district. The small island is also home to a small Spanish navy garrison and a lighthouse. On most days as the trawler headed out into the deep blue sea towards the island, curious pods of dolphins or whales would appear from nowhere. They would follow the boat for a while then as mysteriously as they appeared, would disappear. The fishing grounds around the island are rich with large shoals of sardines, lobsters and squid of varying species. “It is always good to see the nets full of fish because the quicker you fill your boxes the more money you can make and the quicker you can land the catch,” said Delpin. “On one trip we were jumping up and down like excited school children as we were looking to earn a few thousand euros each for one day’s fishing. “Unfortunately a storm broke and we could not head home so we were forced to take refuge in Isla Alboran’s only harbour. After the weather had played havoc for a few days we were once again on our way crossing a peaceful sea, the sun was shining and the skies were blue but nobody sang because our earnings had plummeted to only a few euros each. The reason for the price drop was because the fish was no longer considered fresh and would therefore not fetch a good price. Being a fisherman is emotionally and physically challenging.” Delphin passed his skippers license qualification in November 2000, which was also the month, that when on a routine fishing trip, changed his life forever. Delphin explains “This day was just like any other, it was shortly after 3am and the crew had prepared the boat with enough ice for the days catch. The skipper fired up the engines and shouted out to the crew that he was going to take us out to fish new grounds he had found off the northern coast of the Isla
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Alboran. As the UHF radio crackled into life we caught the last words of the weather forecaster saying that heavy storms were predicted for our home port and that the gale force storms would arrive shortly before midnight. The skipper said that we would all be back in port before the storm arrived. “He punched into the navigation system a set of coordinates for the new fishing grounds and soon we were heading out of the port. Some had mugs of hot strong coffee in hand which helped to wake them up, while others lit up their cigarettes and chatted about the score from the previous evening’s football match. “The sun eventually rose above the ocean and we could see that we were nearing the new fishing grounds. It was about 7.30am when the skipper gave the order to cast off the nets and after an hour’s trawl we found the first haul yielded very little, but the second and third hauls became much better with sardines almost filling our nets as the sea temperatures rose in the sunshine. “As the nets were brought onto the deck and opened, some sorted the fish, separating the good fish which we put on ice, from what we call the bad fish. These are species that are either inedible, undersized or the wrong species which were illegal for us to land. The bad fish are thrown back into the sea and suddenly out of nowhere,
flocks of ganets arrive and perform their death defying dives out of a clear blue sky, crashing into the sea and taking what they could to fill their bellies before the gulls arrived. “By the early afternoon a few hundred boxes had been filled with quality fish and then the sea temperature started dropping. As the sea temperature dropped further the fish swam deeper and became more difficult to catch. After a few hours hauling and catching virtually nothing, other than bad fish, the skipper decided to move on south and head back towards fishing grounds closer to our home port. The sea would be warmer there, and it might be possible to fill the remaining fifty boxes to fulfil our day’s quota.
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Although the sea was calm, radio reception started to break up and it began to crackle and hiss. Attention was drawn to a bank of mist that was rising off the sea like steam and it soon began forming around us as fog. “The skipper programmed the navigation system back to the homeport and as soon as we started off the fog became thicker. The skipper decided the autopilot would be too dangerous and took manual control, Some of the crew began looking at sea charts to plot a course manually, others took up position on deck to look out and listen for rocks and other passing ships. They were forced to reduce speed to a minimum and after a few hours could see the fog clearing. As we emerged from the fog, one of the crew noticed a small pleasure craft. “Can you tell us where we are?” asked one of the crew, “Yes” said the man, “you just off the coast of Motril.” “What!” Shouted the skipper, “Yes” said the man, “you are in Spanish waters. If you keep straight you will come to Puerto Motril harbour.” “For the first time the skipper had made a mistake. The fog had been thick and he had become disorientated, perhaps even travelling around the island a bit, something we would never know, considering the options, I realised we would have insufficient fuel to get us back tohome in Morocco. It was early evening when they arrived in the Port of Motril, near Almera. As usual in these circumstances the skipper reported his boat and crew to the Guardia Civil. He explained the situation with the fog and that he needed fuel and shelter because his home port was due a severe storm and in the given time he would not be unable to make it back to their home port before midnight. “The Guardia Civil took details about us and the boat, then after a few phone calls we were given permission to remain in the harbour. “After securing the boat to our mooring, a fellow Moroccan working in the port, asked if we would like to go with him so that we could clean up and as guests we could have dinner at his house.” Delphin opted to visit the man’s house but the rest of the crew stayed on board the boat, “while I dined on spiced lamb the crew dined on fish, laughed Delphin.” At his host’s house the conversation over dinner moved back and forth where they spoke about their work, families and other things. Delphin said he had an uncle living in Malaga who he had not seen for many years and that he would like to have paid him a visit but time would not allow. The host then told Delphin, he could stay with him, visit his uncle and return to Morocco at a
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WARNING of this type of robbery!
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We have just received this message from a follower. After reading it, we have realised it was common practice a few year’s back, with foreigners and elderly people. as their main "clients". They use to touch you, hug you or even kiss you. These techniques used to be applied, but now, we can read, things have AREN’T what they USED TO BE! Please be wary of yourself becoming a victim!
An N-332 follower on Facebook wrote: "At about 10.00 this morning I was robbed of a very expensive gold chain bracelet. “I was taking the dogs for a walk this morning when I was greeted by two young ladies by the bottle bank at the entrance to Urb. Buenavista. I have spoken to these two people on previous occasions so I didn't think anything of it,
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but this time they were very hands on holding my arms and hands while talking to me. Suddenly they said they had to go and ran off, jumped into a grey car and quickly drove away. I thought this was very strange but I didn't have any money or keys or a wallet on me so I wasn't too bothered, then I looked down and realised that my gold chain bracelet had disappeared from my right wrist. “The 2 young ladies (?) in question spoke only in Spanish and were, I guess, in their middle 20s or so, one slightly older than the other. “The older one's hair was past her shoulder and in a plait on the right side of her face with a red flower in it, the younger of the two was wearing jeans and a white tee shirt. Please be wary of these women."
Motoring lawyer says bicycles should carry ID plates and riders wear hi-vis - do you agree?
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Motoring lawyer, Nick Freeman, who has earned the name “Mr Loophole” calls for changes in the law to ensure cyclists are treated the same as motorists He sent a press release with thoughts on motoring law reform, saying cyclists should be forced to meet the same rules as motorists and recently said motorists should ‘fight back’ against ‘goading’ cyclists; his words coming after a video of a driver chasing a cyclist on foot went viral. “Cyclists are incredibly vulnerable and wearing helmets and sporting hi-vis clothing, would reduce deaths and injury, and should be made mandatory,” Mr Freeman said in his press release. “In addition there are a number of cyclists who seem to totally disregard the Highway Code and ignore signals and junctions at their own peril. Motorists are easily identified by their registration plates, but cyclists are relatively anonymous. “The Government needs to look at introducing a raft of legislation which deals with identification, visibility, compliance with road traffic regulations, insurance, cycle excise licence and compulsory use of a helmet. This list is not exhaustive. While some of Mr Freeman’s points are valid, and indeed called for by much of the cycling community, forcing riders to wear certain clothing and helmets would likely lead to a decrease in participation in the activity – Mayor of London Boris Johnson has regularly stated this when the helmet debate is raised. Legislation requiring cyclists to carry identification has been floated in Sydney, Australia, but affixing an identification plate to all bikes would prove a challenge, adding “anti-social cycling, such as jumping red lights and mounting pavements, needs to be tackled in the interest of all road users. “Undertaking when approaching left turns, ignoring red lights, not being visible in low light conditions and mounting pavements are commenplace. “Enforcing this kind of legislation is in the best interests of all road users. It will tackle slipping road safety standards head on. “The Cycling Proficiency test should be made compulsory for cyclists using public highways. To pass it means reaching a certain level of competency and an understanding of the rules of the road.”
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Continued from page 1 who were in the highest part of the second floor would not see due to the inclination of the stage. It was into that artistic-technical section that the City Council had never sought specialist opinion. The specialist, who has experience in the construction and renovation of theatres/ auditoriums like Catarroja, the Micalet or the majestic Olympia Valencia, made a projection of the new auditorium - a multipurpose building simple but functional design, with capacity for 400 people, expandable to 800 to host concerts and adapted to cover any artistic / cultural activity. The cost would be around 2 million €uros compared with a million€ to reform the former Central Cinema and 500,000€uros to equip it. In the press conference, the Mayor, explained the decision had been "a painful decision to look beyond the Central Cinema - based on what it had been," but stressed "it is time to decide." He added that expectations had been generated which excited those involved. Chulvi commented that the project would need close to 12 months to gather data and prepare plans, but believed the project would be completed before the 4-
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year end of the current legislature. For now the Townhall will begin legal proceedings, commission the technical plans and then tender for the work to be completed. His intention was for completion as soon as possible and obtain necessary support from senior managers for funding, but stressed the City had a healed financial position that would cope without recourse to borrowing money from Banks. At a press conference where the changes were discussed, Chulvi explained that the construction would include the provision of a Municipal Swimming Pool. Referring to the future of the former Central Cinema, Chuvi said there were many options that included a “Youth Centre”, or an extension to the Museum, a business incubator or new administrative headquarters. Referring to the grant of 500,000€ Chulvi said “the money will not be lost.” Liz Hansford uses Facebook to update her Jávea friends from a Glasgow hospice, battling pancreatic cancer and in much pain. Trusting in Jesus every moment. I love you all and thank you for all your friendship, you are all so important to me.
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A Female Physician in Munich, Germany sends a message to the world. Yesterday, at the hospital we had a meeting about how the situation here and at the other Munich hospitals is unsustainable. Clinics cannot handle emergencies, so they are starting to send everything to the hospitals. Many Muslims are refusing treatment by female staff and, we, women, are refusing to go among those animals, especially from Africa. Relations between the staff and migrants are going from bad to worse. Since last weekend, migrants going to the hospitals must be accompanied by police with K-9 units. Many migrants have AIDS, syphilis, open TB and many exotic diseases that we, in Europe, do not know how to treat. If they receive a prescription in the pharmacy, they learn they have to pay cash. This leads to unbelievable outbursts, especially when it is about drugs for the children. They abandon the children with pharmacy staff with the words: “So, cure them here yourselves!” So the police are not just guarding the clinics and hospitals, but also large pharmacies. Truly we said openly: Where are all those who had welcomed them in front of TV cameras, with signs at train stations? Yes, for now, the border has been closed, but a million of them are already here and we will definitely not be able to get rid of them. Until now, the number of unemployed in Germany was 2.2 million. Now it will be at least 3.5 million. Most of these people are
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completely unemployable. A bare minimum of them have any education. What is more, their women usually do not work at all. I estimate that one in ten is pregnant. Hundreds of thousands of them have brought along infants and little kids under six, many emaciated and neglected. If this continues and German re-opens its borders, I’m going home to the Czech Republic. Nobody can keep me here in this situation, not even double the salary than at home. I went to Germany, not to Africa or the Middle East. Even the professor who heads our department told us how sad it makes him to see the cleaning woman, who for 800 Euros cleans every day for years, and then meets young men in the hallways who just wait with their hand outstretched, want everything for free, and when they don’t get it they throw a fit. I really don’t need this! But I’m afraid that if I return, that at some point it will be the same in the Czech Republic. If the Germans, with their nature cannot handle this, there in Czechia it would be total chaos. Nobody who has not come in contact with them has any idea what kind of animals they are, especially the ones from Africa, and how Muslims act superior to our staff, regarding their religious accommodation. For now, the local hospital staff has not come down with the diseases they brought here, but, with so many hundreds of patients every day – this is just a question of time. In a hospital near
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Continued from page 25 later date or why didn’t he stay and support himself by working out of the ports in Spain. This idea of staying in Spain excited Delphin as he dreamt of a better way of life and a brighter future. After phoning his uncle from the host’s home Delphin made arrangements to visit, and explained to his uncle that he was thinking of staying in Spain. His uncle said he could help in providing him with contacts and so Delphin that evening ran back to the boat and picked up his things. He explained he was going to stay in Spain and said goodbye to his skipper and crew mates who were surprised to hear his farewells. From the Port of Motril, Delphin made his way to his uncle’s house in Malaga where he stayed for a few nights. His uncle provided him with a few hundred euros and told him to catch the bus up to Girona where he would find work with a friend. After making it to Girona, his uncle’s friend could not provide him with a job but did give him a house to live in. After fifteen days he still had not found a job and so phoned his father in Morocco who put him in contact with another family friend in Almera. His father’s friend was a fruit grower and so Delphin went from Girona to Almera where in December 2000 he became a fruit picker. Delphin did not like picking fruit and wanted to get back to the sea and so in February 2001 he left Almera and went to the port of Balerma, near Adra, to look for work as a fisherman. He spent a few weeks walking around the port getting to know the fishermen but nobody would give him a job because he had no legal paperwork. He eventually found a job in April 2001 mending the fishing nets where he earned very little money. The two hundred €uros his uncle had given him and the money he had earned as a fruit picker were now beginning to deplete. As Delphin had a job he decided in June 2001 to apply for residency but was rejected on the grounds of not living in Spain long enough. After his application was rejected he considered returning back to Morocco but heard a whisper there might be an opportunity in Calpe, as they had a large fishing fleet. In July 2001, Delphin arrived in Calpe at 9pm, where he slept under the stacked sun loungers on the beach. In the morning he woke up and went along to the port where he asked the skippers for work but again was not offered anything because he had no paperwork.
After a few days in Calpe, he was tipped off by another skipper that Jávea Port had a fleet of boats, and there might be a chance of a job being offered. So, Delphin hitch hiked out of Calpe and headed towards Jávea. When he arrived in Jávea he went to the Port and asked each skipper for work but he was politely refused because of having no paperwork. As evening fell he had nowhere to go and so went to the Mosque, where he asked if he could sleep there for the night, but was politely refused. Delphin sat outside the Mosque wondering what he might do next when a person came up to him and said, “follow me if you need a place to stay.” Delphin followed the man to a large house in Jávea, where there were three other people. Each person contributed towards the cost of living but as Delphin had spent most of his money, he could only volunteer his services to cook, clean and do the shopping. After spending 3 months living in the house he got to know many people from the port and in October 2001 he was introduced to a skipper who was hiring. The skipper said to Delphin that he would try him out for a period of 3 weeks. Being a hard worker, Delphin soon impressed the skipper and was awarded the job. He worked for the same skipper for 4 years and in this time he also became a permanent and legal resident. Today, Delphin works mainly out of Jávea port, where the inshore boats travel along the coasts of Valencia, in search of sardines and other fish species and squid. The catch is often sold through the local auctions to the local restaurants, hotels and some supermarkets. Delphin’s life has changed, although it is hard earning money from fishing. He explains “This is compensated because I married my soulmate. If there is such a thing” he laughed, “it was love at first sight, and my wife is my best friend’s sister. After marrying in 2010, my wife had to remain in Morocco but was finally given legal permission to come and live here in 2012.” The couple followed up with a baby son towards the end of 2014, who just may eventually become a next generation fisherman. Delphin said his journey to Jávea had not been an easy one but he is thankful to all those who put their trust in him and gave him a chance of a new life.
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OLD RAILWAY BRIDGE TO BE TOURIST ATTRACTION
Teulada Moraira Townhall has been given the former railway bridge that spanned the N-332 at Mascarat, when it was replaced by the FGV department of the Generalitat Valenciana. Negotiations were the responsibility of the Departure of Culture who plan to include this huge structure in a so-called Green and Landscape Plan of Infrastructure. The bridge will be used, but no longer for railway purposes. The iron bridge was located previously crossing carretera N-332 connecting to the neighbouring municipality of Calpe and connecting the stretch of the Serra d'Oltà with Mascarat.
Work began in the early hours of a Monday and Tuesday, specialists working on installing replacement track and upgrading the infrastructure of a stretch of 11.3 kilometers of line 9 of the Metropolitan TRAM of Alicante.
The project included the comprehensive modernisation of the track between Olla de Altea and Calpe stations, and included dismanting of the bridge and loading it on to a gondola, so it could be moved to a plot in the industrial area of Teulada. We have asked Carlos Linares Bañon, the Mayor for further details of where the bridge will be relocated and the purpose it will serve.
Wishing you a Blessed Christmas and Healthy, Prosperous new Year
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Three large Christmas trees to decorate Jávea
Jávea Tourism department contributes to the seasonal lighting and programming, making it more attractive for visitors to the Town during the festive season. Several municipal departments in Jávea are working in coordination to organize the Christmas decorations for the three areas of the municipality, and the key events for children. The departments for Economic Development and Fiestas this year are joining the Tourism Jesus Department to develop a Keep safe Christmas ambiance in the Town wasn’t just for as you walk or and schedule events awaited by for Christmas (and young children such as the drive - loads of Easter) but for collection of letters by Santa people would every day of Claus and the Three Kings. Apart Special greetings for miss you from being enjoyed by locals this life Navidad and Año Nuevo to also helps make Jávea attractive to visitors who decide to spend José and his family. this season in the Town. The decorations WHO will feature three Carols and would you like giant trees one in to be with you for this the Town Hall readings Christmas? Our lovedSquare, another on Sunday 20th United in ones remain part of our the Paseo del everyday lives. We Oasis Centre Caroling tenista David were not left 11am Tuesday 22nd Ferrer (in the ALONE central area) and 12noon the other at the Port Grava beach (near El Clavo). C
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the Cave of The Nativity inside the church to reflect the original nativity in Bethlehem. In 642AD, Pope Theodore I, was elected and he gave orders that the relics of the Holy Manger should be taken from Palestine and brought to Rome.
Interestingly Pope Theodore I, was a Palestinian and it is said that during this time many Christian sites in the Holy Land were being looted by relic hunters who would sell the relics onto the pilgrims. Therefore Pope Theodore I protected the Holy Manger relics by installing them in the church nativity and thus the church became known as Sancta Maria and Praesepe meaning Saint Mary of the Crib.
Pope Pius IX, (17921878) faith and devotion was such that he commissioned the
modernisation of the Cave of the Nativity and placed an alter into the Crypt of the Nativity, from where the relics could be viewed. The pieces of wood are set inside a crystal urn trimmed in silver where every Christmas eve the relics are carried out from the crypt and placed on the high altar for Christmas day. His faith, devotion and belief in the five pieces of wood being part of the Holy Manger are symbolised forever in stone, after the death of Pope Pius IX his statue was placed into the crypt where he can be seen kneeling before the ancient pieces of wood. Although the relics are not scientifically proven, the statue serves as an example to the faithful who believe they are looking at the Saviour’s crib and maybe we should all take some lesson from this that faith can be just as strong as any scientific evidence and hard facts. Ian Amer
NO CHEATING, NOW
Keep that brain working; see if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common? 1. Banana 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Potato 5. Revive 6. Uneven 7. Assess Give it another try.... Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.... Answer is below!
Answer to question about words: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? from Stephen Burke
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Pedreguer grocer celebrates 25th Anniversary with new ARENAL store
Masymas, the supermarket chain built by Juan Fornes Fornes is to replace its store on the Av. de la Pla with a new Superstore on land closer to the roundabout, with road access/exit on Calles Strasbourg and Hague. Jávea Council approved the plans early in November and the company immediately started to clear the land so construction can begin with the minimum of delay. The supermarket development will affect 1,500 of the 2,880 square metre plot. All reports commissioned by the Council were favourable and work must begin within 6 months. In 2016, Masymas will celebrate 25 years in Jávea. It is thought a block of apartments will occupy the remainder of the site, with Valencian constructor Bertolín having been chosen as the principal constructor. Rather than using valuable ground for parking, there is a suggestion that the new MasyMas will offer rooftop parking. It is anticipated that the new MasyMas would adversely affect Consum, which might explain rumours that Consum is responsible for combining La Rulla in Jaime I and the former Bed Shop in C/. Severo Ochoa into a single unit - but rumours are often without foundation. The size and interior are thought to be similar to Benitachell and La Jara. The new store is seen by the company as an appropriate response to the 25th Anniversary in 2016 of when they opened their first three Jávea supermarkets.
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contributed by Oscar Ricor
USEFUL INFORMATION FOR EU CONSUMERS: THE VOLKSWAGEN EMISSIONS SCANDAL AND THE RIGHT TO SEEK FOR FINANCIAL COMPENSATION IN SPAIN. FAQs
You will know by now, Volkswagen has announced plans to recall and refit up to 11m affected vehicles worldwide. Globally, 11m Volkswagen diesel cars and 2.1m Audis have been identified as carrying the emissions controlmanipulating software in their engines. Just how many cars may be affected in Spain is not yet known, but Spanish prosecutors have already called on the National Court to open a probe of Volkswagen for possible fraud and environmental offences in connection with the emissions scandal at the German automaker. The prosecutors were acting on complaints filed by the Spanish anticorruption group “Manos Limpias” (Clean Hands). Independent from facing criminal responsibility for the offences mentioned, Volkswagen has also seriously breached both Spanish as well as the European consumer law, by fitting vehicles with devices designed to disguise the amount of emissions produced, in order to trick owners into believing the cars were cleaner than they actually were. The scam has left thousands of customers bewildered and upset about the deception. Bear in mind that it is not just the financial impact on the resale value of their vehicles that is at stake, but also the fact that the brand VW has taken unfair advantage of their own clients breaching their trust by misrepresenting the product sold. As a result, it is going to be really difficult for anybody who has bought one of these faulty vehicles to resell it now with such an inherent built-in defect. For those who might be interested, we would like - if we may - to kindly take this opportunity to briefly clarify some of the most frequent questions and doubts posed by our clients regarding this important matter: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
Question 1º What is the VW defeat device? How much more emissions do these manipulated engines produce? In a nutshell, the cheat is merely several lines of software code in the computer that controls a Volkswagen’s engine and exhaust systems. It is estimated that affected engines produce
in reality around 10 to 40 times more emission than the cheating software device declares.
Question 2º How can I find out if my vehicle is affected? Volkswagen offers a free number in Spain (900 180 361) as well as the following on-line link: http://info.volkswagen.com/es/es/ home.html?tab=check-own-car Vehicles must meet the following criteria: It must be a Volkswagen, Audi or Porsche, diesel affected by the faulty software. For the moment, the exact models affected would be the following: Jetta CleanDiesel (model years 2009 – 2015), Jetta Sportswagen (model years 2009 – 2014), Beetle and Beetle convertible CleanDiesel (model years 2012 – 2015), Audi A3 TDI (model years 2010 – 2015), Golf CleanDiesel (model years 2010 – 2015), Golf Sportswagen CleanDiesel (model year 2015) and Passat CleanDiesel (model years 2012 – 2015), VW Touareg (2014), and possibly also the Porsche Cayenne (2015), and the Audi A6-A7 Quattro, A8 and Q5 (all 2016).
Question 3º Can I keep driving the car? Can the vehicle be confiscated or fined by the traffic authorities? Will the car pass the inspection? If you own one of these vehicles, you can safely continue driving it and as far as we know, cars will not be confiscated, seized or fined by the authorities. However, the problem lies with the ITV, as one of the main objectives of the ITV inspection is to ensure the vehicle meets the minimum requirements of environmental protection, so it is likely that your car will not pass inspection. Question 4º) Can I remove the defeat device by myself? No. The cheating device is inserted deeply into the internal vehicle’s computer framework system that controls both the software and the engine of the car. If you do that, you will also lose all possibility to claim compensation against the company.
Question 5º If I receive a letter or phone call from my VW dealer, should I take the vehicle to any VW Service centre?
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We do not advise you to do that. In fact, given the intentional nature of the fraud, it is hard to believe the company’s promise that the problem will be easily mended just by simply removing the cheating device from the car. We gravely doubt it. What kind of credibility can the company offer now to their own betrayed customers? Remember the old saying: "once a cheater, always a cheater". Moreover, if the emissions failures were easily fixable, Volkswagen would have had no need to install the cheating device and defraud the EPA for the last six years. But supposing just for the sake of the argument that the defeat device could be indeed safely removed, there is no guarantee at all, that possible long-term hidden internal damage to those vehicles might still remain. Finally, remember that if the device is removed, the company will surely ask you to sign a disclaimer letter, losing consequently all possibility to claim compensation against the company.
Question 6º Do I qualify for compensation? If so, what compensation can I expect? ABSOLUTELY YES. As a matter of fact, there is a wide variety of Volkswagen’s owners who have indeed a very strong legal case against the company, like for instance; drivers who drive thousands of Km each year (so it is vital to them to choose an ecofriendly car), car dealerships, asthma sufferers, and/or shareholders, who have seen the value of their shares plunged. In short, claims will include compensation for falling values of second-hand VW cars, and refunds for customers who paid extra for cars they thought were better for the environment, etc. Be reassured that in all these cases mentioned, the actual damages to be claimed from the company will be pretty significant and in many instances, the compensation will even amount to the full refund of all the money paid for the faulty vehicle, or alternatively to the delivery of a brand new car. Moreover, do not forget that at the event of a lawsuit, the company has already admitted guilt, so the burden of the proof would be in favour of the affected consumer, increasing dramatically the chances of winning the case. Question 7º Would it be feasible to try reaching a reasonable “out of court settlement”, that might avoid entering into litigation with the company? (i.e by accepting the socalled “goodwill package” by VW). Please be very careful to any documents you might be asked to sign with regards to any possible “Goodwill Package” or similar offer made by the
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company. As litigators Solicitors, we believe that the decision as to engage into litigation must not be taken lightly. Therefore, we are always mindful of alternative ways of settling disputes if possible, as it will be in our client’s best interests to pursue a satisfactory out of court settlement without litigation if possible. Subsequently, we will always be happy to discuss all the available choices with you, and obviously, at the end of the day, the decision whether to accept any offer the company makes to you is entirely yours. However, if despite all efforts, legal proceedings might have to be finally issued as a step of last resort, we would continue to bear in mind the benefits of reaching a satisfactory out of court settlement with Volkswagen before trial. Question 8º Is there a statute of limitations applicable on a claim like this? According to the Spanish law, the action for annulment must be initiated within four years the fraud was discovered. This period shall begin to count from Sept. 18, 2015.
Question 9º Is it compulsory to join the claim only through a class action? Not at all. There are undoubtedly significant benefits of joining our class action, as many claimants will share very related interests in the lawsuit. Subsequently, it can be a cost effective way to secure a suitable remedy for large groups of individuals who suffered similar harms, as they would be able to obtain analogous recoveries in the case. However, regarding this particular case, a lawsuit filed by a private litigant will also be an effective way to obtain redress, because rather than receiving generalized relief, an individual plaintiff can potentially get a higher compensation.
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Likewise, the individual lawsuit would have the advantage of being uniquely crafted to the circumstances of each particular individual’s case.
Question 10º If I decide to go ahead, why should I choose “Ricor Abogados & Solicitors”? What are the next steps? Firstly, We are probably one the most experienced and reliable law firm in the Costa Blanca area, and are specialised in all kind of consumer legal disputes and secondly, we have indeed won many lawsuits for consumers over the past few years. Be reassured that we will fight for your interests as a consumer in the most professional and strongest way possible. Therefore in case you believe you might be affected by this serious problem, please do not hesitate to contact us preferably by eMail at ricorsolicitors@yahoo.co.uk and we will be delighted to inform you in more detail about the paperwork required, as well as the advisable tailored legal strategy in your case, approximate timetable and likely costs involved. We hope this information is useful and should you have any additional question about this or other legal matter, please visit our website: www.ricorabogados.com Thank you very much for your attention and permanent support and we look forward to helping you! Mr Oscar Ricor“NONPRACTISING ENGLISH SOLICITOR IN ENGLAND AND WALES”, under the “Solicitors Regulation Authority” (SRA) SRA number 519196 and practicing Spanish Solicitor.
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WORK OF ART DONATED BY ARTIST TO MUNICIPAL COLLECTION
Artist Josep Ros, exhibited a range of his paintings for a month at the Casa de Cable on the Port promenade. His work combines what he can see with what he imagines. “Media” featuring a female nude sitting on top of a small rock, was widely admired by visitors to the exhibition. At the close of the exhibition it was agreed that Josep would present one of his works for the art collection of Jávea, that was accepted by Culture Councillor, Quico Moragues. The donation by agreement (which in effect means donating an acceptable to the City - item that has not sold during the exhibition), to be donated to the City to recompence the Townhall for their provision and promotion of the exhibition space. Many artiests have objected, demanding better terms, but no one forces (local, regional or national) artists to exhibit in Jávea.
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Content syncs across your various Sky Q boxes and mobile apps. The new Q user interface has little to do with the text-heavy menu of its predecessor Alongside the new range of devices, Sky has unveiled an overhauled user interface for the new Q boxes. The new menu shares little in common with the existing text-heavy Sky TV user interface. The menu has a large vertical column in its centre, which cycles through live, recommended and recorded television shows. Apps. Applications like YouTube and music-video channel Vimeo are also fully supported across the new boxes. Initial streaming partners announced also include Condé Nast Entertainment including GQ, Vanity Fair, Vogue and WIRED, GoPro, Jukin Media, Kin Community, Red Bull Media House and Whistle Sports with more content creators to be added next year. Any downloaded movies or shows on your Sky Q box can be brought over to your tablet, too. The new hardware also boasts some intelligent software features to recommend new T V series and movies based on your previous viewing habits. You can also sync recorded shows across the Sky Q Silver, Sky Q Mini and tablet Sky Q apps. So you can continue watching the next episode of Game of Thrones on your phone on the way to work, then pick-up on the big screen as soon as you get home. Sky Q will launch in the UK early in 2016. Prices will be announced closer to the time, the company told Express.co.uk. This is a very interesting product and is designed for operation in the UK and Northern Ireland, I have no doubt they will eventually turn up in Spain, as I have mentioned some if not all will present operational problems when used in Spain. Do Not be Caught OUT for Christmas! Despite the many offers available which encourage you to use the ‘Internet’ as your method of receiving your television and radio programmes there is still very much a place for reception using a satellite dish, I have many people quite disappointed that when a popular programme is showing, without warning the picture and sound break up and its very annoying! The cause can be attributed to the effect of producing a demand that exceeds the ability of the internet and hence intermittent loss of signal. Unlike the UK the speed of the Internet in Spain is much slower and in some areas it may be several years, if ever that this can be overcome!
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CENTRAL LOCKING WARNING
I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back and locked my car again three times. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away, I could hear it unlock again!! Naturally alarmed, I looked around and there were two men sitting in a car next to the Store. They were obviously watching me intently. There seemed no doubt they were somehow involved in this very weird situation. I quickly abandoned my
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errand, jumped into my car and sped away. I went straight to the police station, told them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new, and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into parked cars. Two weeks later, my friend's son had a similar experience .... while travelling, he stopped at a motorway service area to use the toilet. When he came out to his car less than 5 minutes later, someone had managed to get into his car and stolen his mobile phone, laptop computer, satnav, briefcase and other belongings. He called the police and since there were no signs of his car having been broken into, the police told him he had probably been a victim of the latest robbery tactic – there is - a device that robbers use to clone your security code when you lock the doors on your car using your remote locking device. They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. They know you are going inside the store, restaurant, or whatever and that they now have a few minutes to steal and run. The police officer said always to lock your car manually with the key when parking in a public area. That way if there is someone sitting in a car nearby watching for their next victim, it will not be you. When you lock up your car with the key it does not send the security code, but if you walk away and use the remote button, it sends the code through the airwaves where it can be easily intercepted by the thieves’ device. This is very real. Be aware for yourself and pass this information on to others who do not read Jávea Jeard. Look how many times we lock our doors with our remote, just to be sure we remembered to lock them -- and bingo. Someone has our code...and potentially whatever is in our car. Please share with everyone you know in the hope that these thieves can be stopped.
Podemos plan to give foreign residents the vote in Regional Elections and Referendums
Anti-austerity party Podemos has announced plans to allow immigrants to Spain to vote in regional elections and referendums. Presenting its General Election manifesto for the 20th December
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election, the left-wing party, which rose to international prominence following a strong showing in the 2014 European elections, identified improving the "political participation" of immigrants as a chief concern. “We will do a viability analysis to see if [this initiative] can be incorporated into our current constitutional framework,” said a party spokesman. Estimates currently place the number of registered immigrants at almost 4.8 million, but with under 500,000 entitled to vote in local and regional elections this past May. Only residents in Spain who are EU citizens or come from one of the 12 countries with which Spain has a reciprocity agreement can vote. Other immigration related initiatives presented include the elimination of holding centres and deportation flights, and the possibility of foreigners establishing their own political parties. Spain will hold general elections on December 20th with all seats in the Congress of Deputies and the majority of Senate seats up for grabs. Mariano Rajoy’s People’s Party will seek re-election in a contest anticipated to fracture the decades long stranglehold held by the PP and their socialist rivals the PSOE.
Drainage ditches opened in Costa Nova to prevent flooding
Jávea’s Department of Services has opened drainage wells in calle Coll Verd, to drain excess rain and avoid the flooding which affects some places in the area when the rain is heavy. Councillor Kika Mata, and the Mayor, José Chulvi, saw for themselves what had been done in La Guardia residential area. Previous flooding needed to be pumped away by Civil Protection or firefighters. The drainage wells consist of an opening in the road and subsequent excavation and filling with material to allow the seepage of the water into the ground. To maintain safety the streets were covered with drain covers.
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Paris, City of Sadness Janey De Meo
specialist writer for ASSIST News Service
Paris terrorist attacks which killed at least 129 people were not only tragic, but sadly inevitable. Following decades of welcoming Muslim refugees and immigrants into France, this otherwise spiritually vacant country has been a ticking bomb in the middle of Europe. Not that other European nations don’t have a huge Muslim immigrant problem - they do - but France leads the way with an estimated 10% per capita. (It’s worth noting that France also led the way for the eighteenth century Enlightenment period when they officially booted God out. They have taught atheism in schools ever since. No wonder people hungry for spirituality flock to Islam). The port city of Marseille - just an hour and a half away from Nîmes, the town I called home for twenty-two years - boasts a 40% Islamic population. One problem here is that Muslims have huge families while the French do not. (We cannot ignore the fact that while peaceful moderate Muslims do exist, there is nonetheless a huge contingent who is sent to the West as part of a plan to infiltrate). But the problem becomes more complex in light of the fact that there are so few evangelical Christians (less than 1%). This means that although there are a few nominal Catholics in France, most people are atheists or Muslims. As missionaries and church planters, my husband and I felt the darkness every day. Of course, we were probably seen as enemies by both atheist and Muslim neighbours because we weren’t in France to just do business per se; we were there to share the Gospel. And that upsets some people. But from our perspective—and perhaps we were just young and naive— we saw it as an opportunity. An opportunity to share the love of Jesus with those who didn’t know Him (and many who had never ever heard the Gospel). It was an opportunity to let people know that God sent His Son to save them because He loves them. We did this in every way we could and this included the creation of a Saturday club where kids could come and learn about Jesus. The Saturday club was especially effective in the local “zup” (project area) where most mums—half of whom were Muslim—were just glad someone would take their kids for the afternoon. (Remember, Muslims have many kids). We told the Mums that the club would
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provide fun activities including teaching Bible stories and yummy food. Maybe it was the word “food” that got them (I don’t know)—or maybe it was because people were praying for our work—but the kids were allowed to come. And they all heard the Gospel loud and clear. One young man, Ange, now in his mid twenties, remembers the warmth he felt every Saturday and how much he loved learning about different Bible heroes. While France remains dark, for kids like Ange, seeds were sown and those stories are still in their hearts. But it wasn’t always so jolly. There were times the stench of radical Islamic aggression was undeniable. For instance, a group of young Muslims prowled around our village with baseball bats threatening to kill some kids in our church. On the rare occasion when a Muslim would come to know Jesus, his life would be quickly threatened by friends or family, and before long he’d leave the church. One girl, Naima, came to our Bible school from Algeria where her life was in danger since her conversion. She had heard about Jesus via radio and sought refuge at our Bible School in Nimes. Fear was just par for the course among those who turned from Islam to Christianity. In 1999, a week after my husband Louis testified in Washington, DC before congress about religious liberty issues in France, four cars were blown up on our campus. The police never found out who did it. We don’t have a clue, but when you think of the recent attacks in Paris and the previous Charlie Hebdo attack, you can’t ignore the possibilities of terrorism. Don’t misunderstand me. France is a beautiful country. The people are lovely and the food is the best in the world. But France is far from living up to her motto: “liberté, égalité, fraternité” (freedom, equality, brotherhood). France has tolerated the Islamic influx to the point of losing her identity. She has accommodated refugees, rewarded them for having lots of children and is now harbouring terrorists. (Don’t forget, some of the terrorists in the recent attacks were home grown). So what’s the answer. I have to confess that I don’t know. But here’s a good start. How about the church waking up, praying hard and rising to the call to go into all the world and preach the Gospel? We have been called to be salt and light, to go into every nation and to make a difference. That doesn’t mean being a pc wimp. It means becoming pro-active culturally, politically, speaking up for truth, and especially making disciples for the Kingdom of God. ABOUT THE WRITER: JANEY DE MEO IS FOUNDING-PRESIDENT OF ORPHANS FIRST—A CHRIST-CANTERED NON-PROFIT MINISTRY
HELPING UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD. SHE IS AN AUTHOR, FREELANCE WRITER AND BIBLE TEACHER—AND WORKS WITH HER HUSBAND AS A CHURCH-PLANTER IN FRANCE. WWW.ORPHANSFIRST.ORG
101 Uses for Coconut Oil
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For more details phone Keith on 96 586 6392 or ‘pick up YOUR POT’ at Oasis Help Centre in Jávea Port
Vegetable Oil cooking may induce cancer
Scientific research has found a link between using vegetable oil for cooking, compared with other alternatives.
One of the recommended alternatives is COCONUT OIL and there are more reasons than you might think.
1 In cooking is a great oil with a high smoke point. Great for baking, stir-frys or as a dairy free replacement to butter. 2 Added to foods or drinks daily for energy. 3 As a coffee creamer when emulsified into coffee. 4 On the skin as a basic lotion (or coconut oil lotion bar). 5 In homemade lotion bars for soft, smooth skin. 6 In homemade deodorant or deodorant bars. 7 As an eye-makeup remover. 8 As a cloth diaper safe diaper cream (just rub on baby’s bottom). 9 In making your own Remineralising Toothpaste. 10 To lighten age spots when rubbed directly on the skin. 11 To prevent stretch marks during pregnancy. 12 To support healthy thyroid function. 13 In homemade Mayo without the high PUFA vegetable oils. 14 To help increase sun tolerance and avoid burning. 15 As a naturally SPF 4 sunscreen. 16 In homemade lotion recipes. 17 To get rid of cradle cap on baby- just massage in to head, leave on for a few minutes and gently rinse with a warm wash cloth. 18 Topically to kill yeast or yeast infections. 19 As a delicious tropical massage oil. 20 Its high Lauric acid and MCFA content helps boost metabolism. 21 A tiny dab rubbed on your hands and then through hair will help get rid of frizz. 22 In homemade soap for laundry. 23 Mixed with equal parts sugar for a smoothing body scrub (use in the shower). 24 Rubbed on lips as a natural chap stick. 25 Topically, can help skin heal faster after injury or infection. 26 Directly on the perineum to help heal after birth. 27 As an incredibly intensive natural conditioner - rub into dry hair, put a shower cap on and leave for several hours 28 In homemade slow cooker soap. 29 In place of Lanolin cream on nursing nipples to sooth irritation (also great for baby!). 30 Can help sooth psoriasis or eczema. 31 There is some evidence that regular ingestion of coconut oil can help prevent or reverse Alzheimers. 32 With apple cider vinegar as a natural treatment for lice that actually works. 33 In natural Homemade Sunscreen. 34 In healthy brain boosting snack for kids like Coconut Clusters. 35 In a filling and energy boosting Brain Power Smoothie. 36 Rub coconut oil on the inside of your nose to help alleviate allergy symptoms. 37 Nursing mums often take 3-4 tablespoons a day (and Vitamin D) to increase milk supply and nutrients.
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38 In homemade shampoo bars. 39 Mix a tablespoon with a tablespoon of chia seeds for an all-day energy boost (do NOT take this at night!). 40 Can help improve insulin levels. 41 Oil pulling with coconut oil and a drop of oregano oil helps improve gum health. 42 Can help improve cholesterol ratios. 43 Blend a tablespoon into hot tea to help speed recovery from cold or flu. 44 In Homemade Natural Bug-Off Lotion Bars. 45 As a replacement for vegetable oil in any recipe or in cooking. 46 In coconut based grain free granola. 47 Can help reduce appearance of varicose veins. 48 After initial heat is gone, can help speed healing of sunburn. 49 Is an immediate source of energy when eaten. that isn’t stored as fat. 50 A natural personal lubricant that won’t disturb vaginal flora. 51 To make a simple homemade soap. 52 In natural homemade nappy cream. 53 As a natural shave cream and after shave lotion. 54 When used consistently on skin it can help get rid of cellulite. 55 To season cast iron skillets. 56 Its anti-inflammatory properties can help lessen arthritis. 57 Can reduce the itch of mosquito bites. 58 Can help resolve acne when used regularly. 59 Can be rubbed into scalp daily to stimulate hair growth. 60 I’ve used in kids ears to help speed ear infection healing. 61 In clay and charcoal soothing soap. 62 A small amount can be rubbed into real leather to soften and condition (shiny leather only… test a small area first). 63 By itself as a great tanning oil. 64 Mixed with salt to remove dry skin on feet. 65 Can help speed weight loss when consumed daily. 66 Can help improve sleep when taken daily. 67 To dilute essential oils for use on skin. 68 A tablespoon melted into a cup of warm tea can help sooth a sore throat. 69 To help sooth the itch of chicken pox or poison ivy. 70 It has been shown to increase absorption of calcium and magnesium. 71 Internally as part of the protocol to help remineralise teeth. 72 Some evidence shows that the beneficial fats in coconut oil can help with depression and anxiety. 73 By itself as a natural deodorant. 74 By itself or with baking soda as a naturally whitening toothpaste. 75 For pets struggling with skin issues when used externally. 76 In coconut oil pulling chews. 77 In homemade vapor rub. 78 In homemade peppermint lip balm. 79 In magnesium body butter. 80 In coconut oil dog treats. 81 As a completely natural baby lotion. 82 On hands after doing dishes to avoid dry skin. 83 Mixed with catnip, rosemary, or mint essential oils as a natural bug repellent. 84 In homemade meltaways (like candy). 85 Many use it as an anti-aging facial moisturiser. 86 Use to make coconut cream concentrate for a brain boosting snack. 87 Can be used internally/externally to speed recovery from UTIs. 88 In a salve for cracked heels. 89 When taken regularly, it can boost hormone production. 90 Can relieve the pain of hemorrhoids when used topically. 91 Can boost circulation and help those who often feel cold. 92 On cuticles to help nails grow. 93 Rub into elbows daily to help alleviate dry, flaky elbows. 94 To help avoid chlorine exposure when swimming. 95 Internally during pregnancy to help provide baby necessary fats for development (especially when taken with Fermented Cod Liver Oil). 96 With other oils as part of an oil cleansing regimen for beautiful skin. 97 Whipped with shea butter for a soothing body balm. 98 One reader swears by using coconut oil to treat yeast infection. She suggests soaking a tampon in it and inserting the tampon for a few hours. 99 Naturally clears up cold sores. 100 Ingesting coconut oil daily can help with allergy symptoms. 101 Ingesting coconut oil daily can increase mental alertness.
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Thousands of people move to Spain every year, drawn here by the Mediterranean food, the climate, the culture and the hope of a fresh start
What steps should be taken to ensure you buy the property of your dreams safely? Firstly and most importantly always hire an independent lawyer, who speaks your language fluently and who knows the area where you wish to buy your new home. Someone who works just for you and only has your interests at heart. The agent or seller may suggest you ‘share’ the same Abogado to ‘save money’.
Check everything and believe nothing
Check the measurements of the property yourself, and hire a fully qualified, fully insured surveyor who speaks your language. Any questions you may have about the property, ask them! – Be it at the townhall local to the property you’re interested in, your independent lawyer or your potential neighbours. Any reputable vendor will be more than happy to have his offer checked. If you are buying off plan, ask for the compulsory bank guarantees and do not make any payment unless the Bank confirms that they will provide these. If you need a mortgage, look for the best deal and what might suit you best. Bear in mind that when you buy a property in Spain, the buyer pays 10% tax on the value of the property, plus other legal fees and expenses such as Public Notary, Registry office, Lawyers. Check out the area where you intend to buy your new home. Is it close enough to amenities? Is it too quiet, too loud? Is the land surrounding the property you’re interested in rural, or will it eventually be built on, obstructing your view? Last piece of advice: Do not pay any money until you have checked the situation with your lawyer. Buying in Spain is safe but you always need to do all the due diligence for peace of mind. At Pellicer & Heredia we can assist you with buying your dream home in Spain, quickly and easily. If you’re not in Spain at the moment, we can represent you and do all the paperwork on your behalf. Pellicer & Heredia Editor’s viewpoint The seller is responsible for paying the fees of any Estate Agent THEY employ to promote their property, their legal
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adviser, Plus Valia to the Townhall on the basis of increased value during their ownership, providing proof of the previous two periods of consumption of electricity, water, IBI, fixed telephone, together with the cost of the Notary preparing the Escritura (which will be based on any agreement you sign with the seller’s Estate Agency - and may take away ALL your legal rights if you sign it). The seller is obliged to provide the Energy Efficient Certificate, and - if there are gas appliances (even a mobile room heater) a current 5-year gas safety certificate. The buyer is responsible for their own legal fees (any Bank granting a mortgage could impose conditions that are AGAINST the Law, but if you sign it, you accept them). The buyer also pays his own legal adviser, surveyor, topografia, 10% Property Transfer Tax on the declared value, and the cost of registering the purchase with the local Property Registry. CR
MUSLIM REFUGEES THROW CHRISTIANS OVERBOARD TO DIE
from Mark Ellis On a crowded rubber boat filled with refugees travelling from Libya to Italy, Muslims threw 12 fellow passengers overboard — killing them — because the 12 were Christians, according to Italian police. Italian authorities arrested 15 people on the boat and charged them with murdering the Christians at sea. The original group of 105 people left Libya, but sometime during the trip north across the Mediterranean Sea, the alleged assailants — Muslims from the Ivory Coast, Mali and Senegal — threw the 12 overboard. Other people on the voyage told police they themselves were spared “because they strongly opposed the drowning attempt and formed a human chain,” Palermo police reported. The boat was stopped by an Italian navy ship, which removed the passengers and placed them on a Panamanian ship. That ship reached Palermo on Wednesday, after which the arrests were made. The 12 who died were from Nigeria and Ghana, police said. Thousands of refugees make the treacherous journey each year from North Africa to Europe’s Mediterranean coast, often aboard vessels poorly suited for such a trip. Many are trying to escape war and impoverished circumstances in Africa and the Middle East. About the writer: Mark Ellis is senior correspondent for ASSIST News Service (www.assistnews.net) and founder of www.Godreports.com a website os stories, testimonies and videos from the church around the world to build interest in world missions.
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More updates from the Guardia Civil Continued from page 26
Keeping others informed and yourself safe
Whether you call it signalling, using the indicators, turning on the blinkers, or something else, letting other road users know what you’re doing is more than just a matter of good manners; it’s an essential part of road safety. Signals warn and inform other road users, including pedestrians, of your intended actions. You should always: • give clear signals in plenty of time, having checked it is not misleading to signal at that time • use them to advise other road users before changing course or direction, stopping or moving off • cancel them after use • make sure your signals will not confuse others. If, for instance, you want to stop after a side road, do not signal until you are passing the road. If you signal earlier it may give the impression that you intend to turn into the road. Your brake lights will warn traffic behind you that you are slowing down, • use an arm signal to emphasise or reinforce your signal if necessary. Remember that signalling does not give you priority.
When to use indicators
1. Should I indicate when pulling away? Yes If it will make anyone – even a cyclist or pedestrian – aware of your intentions, you should use your indicators. 2. Should I indicate when parking? Yes 3. Should I indicate when overtaking? Yes You must always use your signals when overtaking another moving vehicle. 4. Should I indicate when at a roundabout? Yes but if you are turning left or right at a roundabout, you must signal the intended direction. 5. Should I indicate when changing Yes lane? You must always signal when changing lane, regardless of the type of road you’re travelling on. 6. Should I indicate when leaving a dual carriageway or motorway? Yes
Parking Permit
As I pulled into a crowded parking lot, a police officer was standing there, so asked, "Is it all right to park here?" "No," he said. "Can't you see that No Parking sign?" "What about all those other cars in there?" He shrugged. "They didn't ask."
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DOMESTIC Companionship and Conversation Cleaning, Housework & Gardening Laundry/Ironing/ Linen Change Shopping and Meal Planning Help with paperwork Phone calls in Spanish TRANSPORT Appointments and Airport Trips Local Shopping, Excursions Accompanied Visits
HOSPITAL We keep Appointments with You Basic Care when you are in Hospital Translation and Interpretation Post-Hospital care in your home FAMILY Maintaining contact with family Respite care or sitting service
HELP MAKE IT A HAPPY CHRISTMAS and KINGS FOR THE CHILDREN OF EMAUS
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We are urgently seeking help to fill Christmas stockings for the children being cared for in the Emaús Homes. The children range in ages from three to seventeen years. Currently we are filling stockings for three boys and two girls aged 3 and 4; six boys and eight girls aged 5 to 8; twelve boys and six girls in the 9-12 age group; ten boys and six girls of 13 and 14 and finally seventeen boys and twelve girls aged between fifteen and seventeen. If you are able to donate small new items (toys, CDs, sweets, bathroom products or anything your children and grandchildren would enjoy receiving) please contact the lady who is coordinating this initiative by email: lesleyclarkjavea@gmail.comS
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Sammy and Bobby back in Jávea for third visit
Belfast Boys Sammy and Bobby return to Jávea on Wednesday 9th December to bring their unique brand of entertainment on drums and guitar. On their first visit, Sammy was close to death and admitted from the plane to Belfast Royal Infirmary. On their earlier visit this year, both were able to play and talk about their lives and the confidence in Christ to meet their every (healing) need. On Wednesday 9th December they plan to return to Jávea to bring a seasonal message, with refreshments in the intermission, of the significance of the birth of Jesus to their lives.
Good idea to reserve your seat by phoning 669 386 702 or giving your name (and number of seats you want) to Clive or Ann at the Oasis Help Centre at C/. Toni Llido 5 (next to La Caixa bank at the Dolphin roundabout). Despite the difference in their ages, their message is identical: Sammy and Bobby have met the Man who can meet your every need.
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For English, contact Pilar 625 518 615
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Nothing could be worse than being asked about the health of your spouse, by someone who is unaware they have recently died. We have reintroduced to Jávea Jeard a public
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BRIC-A-BRAC, FOOD and Bottle Tops can be brought to OASIS HELP CENTRE in Toni Llido 5 (at the Dolphin roundabout) for CHARITY RECYCLING 10am - 2pm Mon-Sat.
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step forward for a kiss." "That's not why it's there."
Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."
Av. Jaime 1º in Jávea Port - (where the pavement is wide)
Special Christmas “FIVE COURSE” Menu
APERITIVES Crab Claw Stuffed Mussel Chicken and Mushroom Croquette
STARTERS Prawn Cocktail Cream of Vegetable Soup
MAIN COURSE Sirloin of Pork in Cream Pepper Sauce, served with Veg. or Filleted White Fish in Shell Fish Sauce, served with Veg. DESSERTS Home Made Cake Ice Cream
Half Bottle of Wine or soft drink Included
This Menu is available from 15th December 2015 to 5th January, 2016. Lunch time only on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve 25th December - CLOSED
5th January “Three Kings” menu available lunchtime.
15€
We seat 15 people inside
PLEASE Reserve your table by phoning 696 767 349 - Particularly if you are reserving for a Group.
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SUNDAY CAN BE SUCH A BORING DAY
But not if you start it at the 11am Morning Service at the Oasis Help Centre, which is as much ‘an entertainment’ as a ‘spiritual experience’, whether it is Clive or Ann who has responsibility as the MC and preacher. Every Sunday morning is different with refreshments afterwards and many go on to various nearby or Pedreguer ‘eateries” and find that new friendships and eternal destinies have been carved. If you need a ‘helping hand’ because we are ALL shy of new demands on our emotions - phone Ann on 669 386 701 or Clive on 669 386 702 and they will arrange for someone (or one of them) to meet you and act as your ‘buddy’. Jávea Evangelical Church was established in 1992, now meets at the OASIS Help Centre it has created in the street behind LA CAIXA bank in the Port, where it offers 50,000 greeting cards for all occasions at 1€ each, as well as a huge range of print facilities, including one-off 4-colour T and polo shirts and framed canvas prints.