Costa Link Magazie December 2009

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COVERING COSTA DEL SOL - INCLUDING FUENGIROLA, LA CALA, CALAHONDA, ELVIRIA, MARBELLA, PUERTO BANUS, SAN PEDRO, ESTEPONA, LA DUQUESA, SOTOGRANDE, ALHAURIN AND COÍN.

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Well I hope you all have written to Father Christmas with your wish list. But don’t worry if you haven’t you still have a few more weeks. I’ve sent mine, bet I don’t get the Ferrari, never mind I still have the Costa Link van. I wonder if Santa has been hit by the financial crisis?

But remember it’s not all about the presents, it’s about spending quality time with your loved ones, family and friends. Time goes so quickly so make every moment count, and tell the ones you love ‘exactly that’. So have a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year. Enjoy and Keep Smiling.

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Danyl Johnson - stormed out of The X Factor rehearsals, after throwing a massive strop over his song choice. Danyl was given George Michael hit Praying For Time by his mentor Simon Cowell, but struggled to grasp the difficult tune straight away and lost his temper. "He burst out the door and ran off down Battersea High Street," revealed one insider. "He seems very angry and upset and is demanding a different song." Danyl has been finding it difficult to connect to the viewing public, and show sources say this latest incident will not do him any favours. "Even if the song choice is wrong there's no need to storm out," said one source. Moody arse...

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Victoria Beckham - Has claimed in a new interview that she doesn't use fake tan, and that the "hot climate" she lives in is responsible for the colour of her skin. So she's out in her back garden in LA sunbathing every day, is she? We doubt that very much. Still, maybe she has stopped, and it's just that the sheer amount of fake stuff she's lathered on over the years has seeped in so far that it has become permanent? Posh explains, "I don't self-tan anymore; it's frustrating when people criticise my colour. It's the colour that I am! I wear sunblock, but I live in a hot climate!"

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doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. Continued on page 14

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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish. “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Puff! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.” Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. An eagle was sitting on a tree resting,

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the

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The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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Santa had gone to the local primary school and had told the pupils that Rudolph’s nose was red as he had a cold. He asked the children if they had any ideas as to what would help him get rid of it. Various suggestions were made such as throat sweets etc. Then a boy suggested the pub. “Why the pub?” asked Santa “I don’t know, but when my dad gets a cold he always goes to the pub!”

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Illuminating From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. Katharine Whitehorn I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning I stopped believing in Farther Christmas when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple

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Oh, Thank’s ooh, er Things which sound rude at Christmas Have a go at slipping a couple in to the conversation this Christmas!

Thanks a lot! My word! What a gift. Well, well, well ... If I hadn’t put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly. 5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We’re always losing things around here. 6. It’s great; but I’m worried about the jealousy it may create. 7. Just my luck to get this, on the Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity. 8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5’s Witness Protection programme. 9. Frankly, I don’t deserve this. 10. Really, you shouldn’t have.

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It’s Christmas old Celtic dish known as ‘frumenty’.

Wow your guest this Christmas dinner with some facinating facts about things we take for granted at Christmas time. Christmas has two address, Edinburgh and the North Pole. Letters addressed to ‘Toyland or ‘Snowland’ go to Edinburgh, but letters addressed to ‘The North Pole’ have to be sent there because there really is such a place!

England

has only ever known seven white Christmases’ in the entire twentieth century.

An

Queens Christmas speech was televised for the first time in 1957.

Christmas

crackers were first invented by Thomas Smith. He had imported some French novelties to sell as Christmas gifts, but these were not popular until he wrapped them up and added a snapper.

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Germany, the twelfth night is also known as ‘The Three Kings Day’.

The

word Christmas is Old English, a contraction of Christ's Mass.

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It’s Christmas in Victorian England were popularly called ‘robins’. This was because of their uniforms were red. Victorian Christmas cards often showed a robin delivering Chrismas post.

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the nineteenth century, the British Post Office used to deliver cards on Christmas morning.

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pudding was first made as a kind of soup with raisins and wine in it.

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1843, the first Christmas card was created on the instructions of an Englishman, Sir Henry Cole. J.C. Horsley designed the card and sold 1000 copies in London.

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1647, the English paliment passed a law that made Christmas illegal. The ban was lifted only when the Puritans lost power in 1660.

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Tree lights were first used just three years after Thomas Edison had his first mass public demonstration of electric light in 1879. Thomas Edison’s assistant. Edward Johnson, came up

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A Nurse led service providing an innovative and holistic approach to healthcare that brings the values and practices of a British Health Centre to the Costa del Sol, enabling you to access a service that is familiar. •Community Mental Health team Mens Health Clinic (Includes PSA, Testicular examination) •Care Coordination Centre •Asthma Clinic •Diabetes Management •Vaccination Clinics

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Medical

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Transport Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026

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Town Halls

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All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week. Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La CaĂąada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

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Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday - Estepona (Avda. Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Friday - Alhaurin el Grande (Bar Aquamania) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) La Cala - Feria ground. Sunday - Puerto Estepona

Chemists 24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella. Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates 6th December - Day Of The Constitution. 8th December - Immaculate Conception. 25th December - Christmas Day. 26th December - St Stephen’s Day. Public Holiday in Andalucia. (Boxing Day)

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SPECIAL LUNCHTIME MENU 12PM - 4PM STARTERS Spring Roll, Special Salad, Chicken and Sweetcorn/Tomato/Hot and Sour Soup or Spare Ribs.

The Sussex Bar

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Beef with Blackbean/Oyster/Chinese Mushroom and Bamboo/Curry or Chicken with Cashew Nuts/Sweet and Sour/Curry or Prawns with Vegetables or Sweet and Sour Fish (Hake)

RICE AND NOODLES

Special House Fried Rice, Boiled Rice or Noodles with Soya Bean Sprouts or Chips

DESSERTS

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KIDS XMAS PARTY

BOXING DAY

Sat 19th Dec Visit from Santa Karaoke 3pm Onwards

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3pm Onwards CAPTAINS SUNDAY LUNCH Beef/Chicken/Lamb /Pork From €8 inc Captains Desert BEST ON THE COAST

Booking Essential

ALL THE FAMILY WELCOME OVER CHRISTMAS PERIOD Las Adelfas No.11 Urb. Los Claveles

Tel: 952 599 238


Dibleys Tapas

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New Year´s Eve 3 Course Meal including Aperitif and half a bottle of wine per Jane and Stevesinging formerly from ‘to person 35€, Steve Summer to welcome in go’ the New year.

and Claire and Gary formerly from Captains Bar PLEASE CALL 952 493 763 TO BOOK ALL THE ABOVE.


Your Entertainment Guide Thursdays

Live Sports - Bar Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Quiz & Bingo - Bar Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Film Night - Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

Tuesdays Quiz Night - 10.00, Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range. Karaoke - Fools bar. El Zoco, Calahonda.

Wednesdays

Fridays

Karaoke - “Paul the Bear” Bar Shenanigans, 9.30pm Riviera del Sol. Fish & Chip Night - BunkersBar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range. Bingo - Captains Bar, La Cala Fish and Chip Night - The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Dart League - Sussex Bar, La Cala.

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Quiz Night - Captains Bar, La Cala. Bingo & Quiz - 10pm Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range. Indian & Chinease Night -The Far Isle, Authentic Indian or Chinese Cuisine.

Karaoke - Fools Bar, El Zoco, Calahonda. Karaoke - 9pm, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Quiz Night - JJ’s Bar, Riviera del Sol. Karaoke - Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda. Quiz - 80’s Quiz. Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

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Snack Attack Cafe - Bar

Due to popular demand Snack Attack is now open on Sundays 10am - 4pm for Breakfast, Lunch and our popular ROAST DINNER 2 courses for only 10 €

GREAT VALUE BREAKFAST ONLY 3.95€

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Nemos Bar

Front line Fuengirola port. Open all day. 6 days a week. Pool table and Sky Sports.


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All live sports and premiere league football. Six TV’s and big screen. Full menu, Sunday roast and homemade tapas. Large sun terrace. Open 10amlate, seven days a week. Upstairs Los Jarales.

Sisters Bar

Tuesday To Sunday 10am to 10pm

Please Order 1 Hour Before For Our Best Service

Find Us Behind OPEN COR Riviera Edif. El Saladito 2, BC 3, Urb.Riviera del Sol, 29649 Mijas Costa

Friendly family bar with good food, tapas, live entertainment, karaoke and sports. Open seven days a week. The Strip, Calahonda Tel: 952 939 579

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2 star anise 2 bottles of Chianti, or other red wine

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Fools Bar

Trafalgar Cocktail Bar

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Peel large sections of peel from your clementines, lemon and lime. Put the sugar in a large saucepan over a medium heat, add the pieces of peel and squeeze in the clementine juice. Add the cloves, cinnamon stick, bay leaves and about 12 gratings of nutmeg. Add the halved vanilla pod and stir in just enough red wine to cover the sugar. Simmer until the sugar has completely dissolved into the red wine and then bring to the boil for about 4 to 5 minutes, or until you’ve got a beautiful thick syrup. It’s important to do make a syrup base first because it needs to be quite hot, and if you do this with both bottles of wine in there you’ll burn off the alcohol. When your syrup is ready turn the heat down and add your star anise and wine. Gently heat the wine for about 5 minutes, ladle it into glasses and serve.

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Italian Restaurant

Italian restaurant. Taste the genuine Italian food in attractive decor. Open seven days a week, 1pm till late. C.C. El Zoco, first floor, Sitio de Calahonda. Tel: 952 932 042

ADVERTISE YOUR BAR OR RESTAURANT HERE Just

€20 a For before and after dinner drinks. Live music Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Open every evening until late. El Zoco First floor, Sito de Calahonda. Mijas Costa.

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Everything direct from London Pie, Mash and Liquer Jellied Eels, Dressed crab, Whelks, Peeled prawns, Mussels, Winkles and much more! Eat In and Take Away Now supplying wholesale

Traditional and Vegetarian Fayre available including: Burgers, Lasagne, Currys, Chillis, Fresh salads, Homemade chips, All day breakfasts and much more. Quorn products, Childrens menu, and a selection of Desserts also available.

Open daily Tuesday Sunday 10.00 18.00 Frontline Fuengirola Port Marina. Tel: 672 028 226

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THE WESSEX BAR


W h a t ’s O n Quiz & Fish n Chip Night - Grand Palms, Riviera Del Sol. Live Music - Trafalgar Bar, El Zoco. Disco70’s 80’s & Hog Roast - Vista del Mar 4th Dec. Candle Light Carols - Vista Del Mar 18th Dec.

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Sundays

Sunday Roast & Live Music - Vista Del Mar. 1 till 6pm €10.95 Plus live music. Family Day- Grill Special by Chef, Grand Palms, Riviera. Live Entertainment - Mad Terry, from 5pm Shaggys, Fuengirola Port, Courtyard. Bingo - 10.00 Bunkers Bar, Miraflores. Sunday Roast - 1pm - 10pm, The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Live Music - 9pm, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Sunday Roast - All Day, Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range

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All Live Sports - 5.30 - 9.45 Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range. Blues Brothers - Vista Del Mar 12th Dec. Shirly Bassey - Vista Del Mar 19th Dec.

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Fine Indian Cuisine Restaurant and Take Away Open from 6pm - Midnight

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CHRISTMAS EVE - 4 Courses 20€ CHRISTMAS DAY - 4 Courses 25€ NEW YEAR EVE Karaoke & Buffet 10€ 8pm till Late Call Now To Book

Traditional Italian food. Fresh pasta, wood burning pizza oven, Open every day 12 - 11. Riviera Commercial, Tel: 952 934 496

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Specialists in Argentinian grilled meat. Take away. Open daily 10.00 - 23.00. Closed Tuesdays. Las Terrazas de Miraflores Tel: 952 930 649

JJ’s Bar

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Riviera del sol JJ’s Bar


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To Santa, Barbie ... Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from too many tea parties. I hate to break it to you Santa, but it is definitely pay back time!! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you don’t want to be around to smell it!) So, here's my christmas wish list for this year, Santa.

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to be cheap and mold imitation underwear to my skin? It looks like cellulite!!!

3. A REAL man....maybe G.I.Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped out excuse for a boy-toy Ken. And what’s with the earing anyway? If I’m going to have to suffer with him, for christ's sakes, make us anatomically correct. 4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. “Jesus Christ!” he shouted. Joseph said, “Write that down, Mary; it’s better than Clyde!”

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during December...

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The month gets off to a pretty wonderful start. You've been working hard and your goals and a little well-deserved R-and-R are in sight! You'll be surrounded by dear Capricorn friends and supportive family and you should feel free to relax and bask in your achievements to date.

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Your ego may be bellowing ‘feed me’ but now is not the time when you should give into that hungry ego. On the 5th, all that glitters is not gold and every offer on the table isn't quite as profitable as it may appear. Do some thorough research before you commit.

If you're single, you have a good chance of encountering somebody particularly cute at work on the 1st. If you're taken, you could encounter them, anyway. Luckily, you'll have so much in common with this person that a platonic friendship is a real possibility, too.

You are a smooth operator this month! Solving problems with grace and panache that impresses absolutely everybody. On the 10th, being overly possessive is not the best way to show your love for someone. Try to go beyond your old emotional limitations. It's definitely time to tackle that domestic issue head on. Your partner may well be feeling neglected and with all the festive parties this month be aware that jealously might rear its ugly head. Simply talking to your partner will aleviate many of their concerns.

Watch the pennies at the beginning of the month to avoid having to scrimp on pressies and miss out on festive celebrations later. Unless it’s something that will help you make Sagittarius money in the near future don’t buy it! Reflect on the past year and see if there are lessons to be learned.


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