THE AUTO SHOW ROLLS INTO PHILADELPHIA WITH THE
NEWEST PRODUCTION VEHICLES, SHINY NEW CONCEPTS AND ELEGANT SUPER CARS.
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VOLUME II ISSUE III
The Devon Dialogue FEBRUARY 2011
THE DEVON DIALOGUE
TIDE KEEPS ON ROLLING
DEVON PREP TRUMPETS ITS WAY INTO MUN
Steve Kohlbrenner ’12
Ryan Fulmer ’12
At the end of the regular season, the Varsity Basketball team is staring at a 17-5 record. The team won two local tournaments and defeated some excellent teams. The Tide recently won their biggest game of the year against the league powerhouse, Holy Ghost Prep. In front of one of the largest crowds in Devon history, the Tide made use of the three-point ball to rally past the visitors, 55-48. CONTINUED ON PAGE 7 - SPORTS
The delegates who braved the snow to journey to the YMCA Model United Nations Conference (MUN) were excited, armed to the teeth and willing to subject Mr. Collins to two hours and six episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants at full blast. Taking place at the luxurious Hershey Lodge, the conference was designed to imitate the global United Nations organization, which has 192 member countries. The seniors boisterously led Devon Prep’s charge into the fray that took place in the numerous conference rooms, ranging from small, private areas to two airplane-hangar size caverns which held the General Assemblies. There were uni-color spandex suits hidden beneath crisply pressed suits, nerf-pistols within concealed holsters and a DVD of Jersey Shore safely secured within an aluminum briefcase that was then handcuffed to a trustworthy senior’s wrist for the conference. Joining 1,600 other delegates, the Devon Prep seniors and their underclassmen apprentices were ready to change the world, or at least this chocolateinfused replica. The Devon Prep Delegation separated into various committees dealing with world crime, economic sanctions and the security of the world. Every committee was faced with serious and grave crises and dilemmas present in the world today and had to address them accordingly. Harry Crimi ’11 and Albert Emhof ’11 headed the movement to CONTINUED ON PAGE 2
JJoe Geiger ’12
MR. HOLLOWELL JOINS THE DEVON PREP FACULTY MID-YEAR AS A MEMBER OF THE MATHEMATICS DEPARTMENT. PAGE 3
Alex Sidor ’11 hurdles defenders on the way to a decisive victory against New Hope-Solebury.
COURT IS IN SESSION
The courts have been in session since January 24th and will continue to be until mid-March as the Mock Trial season kicks off. Twohundred ninety high schools throughout Pennsylvania will compete in a series of trials in this state-wide competition. The trials are realistic, including a “jury,” which is filled with experienced career attorneys who grade and assess the student prosecution and defense teams. This year’s Mock Trial case, Estate of Simone Langston vs. Lefu Harrison, involves a medical battery charge, the intentional violation of a patient’s right to direct his or her medical treatment. Avery Langston, the only surviving child of Simone Langston, is suing Dr. Lefu Harrison for medical battery, regarding a contract that Simone Langston allegedly gave informed consent for the removal of her cells. Dr. Harrison claims that these cells have a special property and may be able to cure cancer. The interesting twist of the trial lies with the overall competency of Simone Langston; she was undergoing a serious chemotherapy regimen. In addition, Simone was a member of the Temple of Bona Valetudo, which forbids the removal of cells from the body. Nevertheless, the religion has an exception, germodlin, which allows for the removal of cells for the betterment of humanity. Each side of the case, the defense and the plaintiff, calls three witnesses. The defense will call Dr. Lefu Harrison, the defendant; Dr. Quincy Ebardiar, a competency expert; and Nurse Gopi Anandganda. The plaintiff will call Dr. Farley Davis, a competency expert; Dr. Tabor Caget, an oncologist; and Avery Langston, Simone’s son. Dr. Harrison will explain his desire to cure cancer, while the plaintiff will try to demonstrate his desire to achieve greatness. Dr. Ebardiar will explain that the competency test that he administered and interpret the results. The plaintiff will try to undermine the Montreal Cognitive Assessment as well as Ebardiar’s interpretation of the re-
sults. Finally, the defense will call Nurse Gopi Anandganda, Simone Langston’s primary care nurse. Nurse Gopi is also a member of the Temple of Bona Valetudo and will explain the religion, particularly germodlin. The plaintiff will attempt to expose Nurse Gopi’s alliance with Dr. Lefu in getting consent for the removal of the cells. The defense will use the competency exam, as well as the conversations between Nurse Gopi and Simone, to explain Simone’s true desire to give up her cells for 200,000 dollars. Avery Langston, Simone’s son, will testify to his mother’s steadfast religious beliefs as well as the ridiculous desire of Dr. Harrison to get his mother’s cells. The defense will attempt to undermine the relationship of Avery and Simone. Dr. Farley Davis will also
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Joe Geiger ’12 (left) participates in Mock Trial at the West Chester Courthouse.