100 One-Liners Part 2
If the world were at peace tonight, how would you feel and what would you say?
Britain in the 1950’s was a dangerous place to live if you were not white and pretending to be perfect.
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They hated that I gave money to charity. They wanted me to give them the money so they could give some of it to charity.
I worked for money for years but received no lasting satisfaction. Working for free costs me a fortune, but I find it more rewarding.
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Always remember. Things that are dead cannot eat themselves.
If Boris were the same age as me, all his sweets would be mine.
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Ever had the feeling of going nowhere and taking forever to get there?
There is no escape from life while you are breathing air.
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Are you proud of what you should be ashamed of? [CUT] Does the cost of living rise for animals as well as humans on the same planet? Cut. How do men who have made slaves of other men become human again? [CUT] Only preach what you have practised. [CUT]
10 | Michael Mavrik | 100 One-Liners Part 2
