uKUNST Edition 012

Apologies to all our Gemini readers, but for the foreseeable future the predictions will be specifically for the Gemini leading our nation. It’s a difficult task, and one that he is completely unsuited for, so is obviously in need of guidance.

GEMINI Another trying month for the Gemini in power on the right side of the political divide. Financial issues have raised their ugly head. Namby pamby scientific advisors are once again at variance with both your libertarian goals and the numerous amoral cronies waiting to line your pockets. Eventually you will have to go with your gut instincts and stockpile the moolah. Piles of bodies on the streets will be less of a burden on the N.H.S. and can be easily cleaned up by refuse collectors, who you have yet to antagonise. Romance might be on the horizon again as well, so try and keep in contact with the bridesmaids who were at your recent wedding.

CANCER That bubbly Cancerian personality means that you are generally the life and soul of the party, always out and about, socialising with both work colleagues and friends. But now might be the time to duck your head below the parapet for a while. With Pluto drifting into your 6th house, opposing Venus, a plague of boils may well strike at the start of the month, with a good chance of scabies and impetigo as well.

LEO The sun is out, summer is in full swing, and it’s time to get out and mingle with friends. You may well have been feeling a little isolated recently, as well as somewhat run down. You need some exercise, and team sports may well be the order of the day. Something like cricket, where you can enjoy the open air. Saturn at Short Square Leg and Venus in the Gully means you should enjoy your time at the crease. But with the Umpire conjunct the Third Man and Mars at Silly Mid On watch out for the short ball on an uneven wicket, your box may not be enough to protect you.

VIRGO The new moon in the middle of the moon is a sign that things are brightening up for you. It’s time to get out into the world; time to put away those drab rags you normally wear. Splash out on some bright, summery clothes. No one gets invited out if all they’re always dressed in jumble sale leftovers.

LIBRA It’s time to take a stance, really show people what you believe in. Your opinions have often been derided by your circle, and quite rightly so. They’re the usual mish-mash of wishy-washy Libran nonsense. But now is the time to assert yourself. Don’t mind the howls of laughter as your explain your point of view, it’s character building.

SCORPIO With the full moon coming in the middle of the month this will be a time to re-evaluate your past. All your current problems, the mess you’re in, perhaps if your dig back deep enough you can find someone else to blame. It is not unheard of now, for example, to sue parents if you feel they didn’t do enough for you.