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A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Thursday, April 7, 2016 ¯ Vol. 14, No. 9 ¯ America’s Original Seaside Resort

Strollin’ Into Spring

Easter Fashion Stroll contestants on Washington Street Mall — more photos inside! Aleksey Moryakov

Kiwanis Easter Egg Hunt At MAC

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PAL Comedy Night At Convention Hall

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Desperately In Need Of A Loving Home

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Irish Potato Contest At Maud Abrams School

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Kathleen, Brian, Brian and James Scollon

Sean, Seanie, Jaimie, Eddie, Ling, Cassidy

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER DAILY

1200 ROUTE 109 SOUTH • CAPE MAY (609) 884-BONE (2663)


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Goings-On Around Town ROLLER SKATING Where: Convention Hall. 714 Beach Avenue. When: Days and times vary. How Much: Admission fee is $5 per skater and $2 for non-skaters. Skate rental is $2 for traditional skates and $4 for in-line skates. Know This: Adult, teen and toddler sessions, for your rolling pleasure. More Info: Call 609-884-9565. “PIPPI LONGSTOCKING” Where: Robert Shackleton Playhouse. 405 Lafayette Street. When: April 9. 6pm-7:15pm. April 10. 1pm2:15pm. How Much: $6. Know This: The children from the community, grades three to six, will perform. More Info: Call 609-770-8311. STORYBOOK HOUR Where: Cape May City Library. 110 Ocean Street. When: April 13, 20, 27. 10:30am-11:30am. How Much: Free. Know This: Once upon a time... More Info: Call 609-884-9568. CAPE MAY FORUM DINNER Where: Congress Hall. 200 Congress Place. When: April 14. 6pm. How Much: $75. Know This: Celebrates the bounty of Cape May County’s agriculture and aquaculture in this farm-to table dinner at Cape May’s oldest seashore hotel. More Info: Call 609-884-8421. CRAZY COSTUME POLAR & PUP PLUNGE Where: Beachcomber Camping Resort. 462 Seashore Road. When: April 16. 11am-1pm. How Much: $10-$15. Know This: There will be prizes for the pup and plunger with the kookiest costume. More Info: Call 609-886-6035. BRUNCH, BINGO AND LACE Where: Inn of Cape May. 7 Ocean Street. When: April 17. 9:30am-noon. How Much: $25. Know This: Grab your best girlfriends and play bingo, enjoy a fashion show and win prizes. More Info: Call 609-884-5404. CHORAL EVENSONG Where: The Episcopal Church of the Advent. Franklin and Washington Streets. When: April 17. 4pm.

This picture was taken in May of last year — that is, the month that comes after April. Summer is coming, guys... get excited. How Much: N/A. Know This: “Evensong” is a traditional set of prayers and scripture lessons set to music and sung largely by the choir. The service has been in use since the Sixteenth Century in the Anglican tradition. A reception will follow in the parish hall. More Info: Call 609-898-9699. LIGHTHOUSE FULL MOON CLIMB Where: Cape May Lighthouse. Cape MayPoint State Park. 305 Lighthouse Avenue. Cape May Point. When: April 22. 8pm-10pm. How Much: $8 for adults. $5 for children (ages three-12). Know This: Climb 199 stairs to the starry top. More Info: Call 609-884-5404. EXIT ZERO JAZZ FESTIVAL Where: Venues throughout Cape May! When: April 22-24. How Much: See pass options available at exit0jazzfest.com. Know This: Twice a year Exit Zero Jazz Festival transforms Cape May into a jazz village as fans and musicians make their pilgrimage to our little town by the sea. Now in its fifth year, the Festival is a celebration of music with more than 30 sets of jazz, blues, New Orleans jazz and R&B, and more. More Info: See exit0jazzfest.com. EXHIBIT OPENING: TOMMY’S FOLLY Where: Carroll House Gallery. Emlen Physic Estate. 1048 Washington Street.

When: April 29. 7pm-9pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Explore 200 years of Congress Hall history! More Info: Call 609-884-5404. FEASTING ON HISTORY Where: Naval Air Station Wildwood Museum. Cape May Airport. When: May 3. 6pm. How Much: Tickets are $80 per person, or $750 for a table of 10. Know This: Last year, 700 guests enjoyed food, music and networking while celebrating the mission of Historic Cold Spring Village. This year’s participants include: Beach Creek Oyster Bar & Grille, Boathouse, Ebbitt Room, Elaine’s, Exit Zero Cookhouse, Formica Brothers Bakery, Harbor View Restaurant, Harry’s Ocean Bar & Grill, Hawk Haven Vineyard and Winery, Island Grill, Joe’s Fish Company at Morey’s Piers, Lucky Bones, Mad Batter, Saltwater Cafe, SeaSalt, Seaville Tavern, and Urie’s. More Info: Call 609-898-2300, ext. 18. COAST GUARD COMMUNITY FESTIVAL Where: 1 Munro Avenue. When: May 6. Time TBA. How Much: Free! Know This: “Farewell to Captain Prestidge” BBQ dinner at the Harborview Chief’s Club onboard Training Center Cape May. The dinner will honor the Captain who is moving from TRACEN to a new duty station. More Info: See coastguardc0mmunity.org.


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The Campiones

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Brooke, Alyssa

Henry and Daisy Dreyer

Alexa Barrera, Massimo Barrera

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Fins sunday brunch

sundays 10:30AM-2:30PM - Brunch & drink specials - live music

Happy Hour

monday thru friday 3-6pm & all day sunday!

Open Daily from 11:30am

Big Burgers • Scrumptious Seafood Fresh Salads • Fabulous Flatbreads 20 Beers & 4 wines on Tap Live entertainment Fintastic Fish Tanks

Early Seating Menu... Sunday-Thursday 5Pm-6Pm (Excluding Holiday Weekends) 1 42 D EC AT U R S T REET

on the

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Dima, Yulia

Ella, Mia

Maddie, Morgan, Matt, Julia, Chris, Seth, Jack, Gavin, Zach, Jake

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

“The Washington Inn is always the best food on every level. A beautiful space, excellent service, interesting menu, never disappointed.” — TRIPADVISOR, AUGUST 2015

AT THE WINE BAR... FIVE ON FRIDAYS $5 Appetizers & $5 Glasses of Wine

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Cheers! South Jersey’s Largest, Finest Wine Cellar


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Alex, Angie

McMahon, Takesh and Kroll families

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New Menu. New Music. Same Vibe. Now Open!

The D’Acqua gang

LIVE MUSIC FRI, APRIL 8 - HAPPY HOUR 5:30PM - 8:30PM Samantha Seider Solo 9:30PM MAIN STAGE Electric Beach SAT, APRIL 9, 9:30PM - 23 North

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$1.50 OFF ALL DOMESTIC BEER $1 OFF ALL IMPORTS & CRAFT BEER $5 MARGARITAS & HOUSE WINES BY THE GLASS SELECT APPETIZER SPECIALS* *SPECIALS MAY CHANGE

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Corner of Beach Avenue & Decatur Street CabanasOnTheBeach.com CabanasOnTheBeach Maria, Anthony, James


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New Spring Menus

Created by Chef Jon Davies & Chef Michael Farrell

Join Us

Wednesday ‘til Sunday try our Regional Dinners 5pm ‘til 9pm (‘til 10pm Friday & Saturday) Friday, Saturday & Sunday for Unique Lunches Saturday & Sunday for our Bountiful Breakfast Buffet

Weekly Specials

Wednesday - Sunday Sunset Dinners 5pm ‘til 6:30pm 3 Courses just $19 per Person

Wednesday

Our Famous Prime Rib Night Just $19 per Person

Friday & Saturday DJ & Dancing 9pm ‘til Midnight

Accepting Easter & Mother’s Day Breakfast & Brunch Reservations Oceanfront at 1045 Beach Ave Reservations Suggested • 609.884.5611 ext 550

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RAMBLINGS FROM THE EDITOR WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK

“2016 Most Romantic Restaurants in America” - Open Table Diners’ Choice

Open Year Round Nightly April thru December Piano on Saturdays with Kahlil Gunther

$40 PRIX FIXE - Available Sunday thru Friday 5.30-6.30pm offseason / 5-6pm in season (excluding Saturdays and Holiday Weekends.)

SPECIAL EVENT!

5 Course Dinner with New Release Wines provided by Cape May Winery Thursday, April 28 from 6-10pm - Limited to 60 Guests - By Reservation Only. $90* per person (excl. tax and gratuity) * Call or stop by for tickets *


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Fabulous Food & Cool Cocktails in a casual pub atmosphere!

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HAPPY HOUR Daily 3-6pm & All Day Sunday

HALF PRICE WINE BY THE BOTTLE Every Friday All Day!

Lunch & Dinner Daily Kitchen Hours: Sun-Thurs 11:30am-10pm Fri & Sat. 11:30am-11pm Lauren, Jeff, John and Tallie Lake

3729 Bayshor e Rd. Nor th Cape May (609) 889-7000 5Westpub.com

Gift Card Special

Receive an Additional $10 for Every $50 Purchased Valid thru April 10, 2016

Open Daily for Lunch and Dinner

322 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, CAPE MAY (609) 884-9119 • TISHASFINEDINING.COM

Gwyneth and Felicity Denham


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Eddie and Mary Ann Castagnetta

Miss Stacey, Miss Linda

Alba and Albi Luca

Melissa, Arianna

Lillie McCurdy, Dad

Sue and Tom Carroll

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Harbor View Restaurant, marina & bar

thursday night

$16 Prime Rib friday night

Shrimp Stravaganza sunday day & night

Burger Mania sunday night

$16 Turkey Dinner

Happy Hour thursday/friday 3-6

current hours Thu & Fri @ 11:30am Sat & Sun @ 8am 954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY ¯ (609) 884-5444 ¯ HARBORVIEWCAPEMAY.COM


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Nikki, Louie, Bebe

Al, Pamela, Matteo, Kaiya

Claire, Andri and Carter Kuswendra

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479


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American Cuisine Freshest Seafood Sizzling Steaks Great Bar Menu Bar Menu from 4pm Wed-Sun audrey snow on guitar thu

6:30-9:00

Happy Hour from 4-6:30pm Dinner from 5pm Fri, Sat & Sun 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May 609-884-2111•www.oysterbayrestaurant.com

Spring is Brewing!


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We Have the Oldest Roots in the County

Did you know that we have 20 varietals in stock, with 19 available for tasting every day starting at 12 noon? TASTING ROOM HOURS 12-5 daily

GIFT CERTIFICATES & GIFT BASKETS AVAILABLE

SOUTH BAY SALTS OYSTER BAR Saturdays from 1:30pm with acoustic music WINERY TOURS Saturdays at 3pm 8 wines, cheese, glass, fun, knowledge: $20! Try our latest award-winning wine! 2014 CAPE MAY BARREL-FERMENTED CHARDONNAY Glass $8/Bottle $24

OPEN YEAR ROUND • SHIPPING TO NJ & FL

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May 609.884.1169 capemaywinery.com


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Southern Italian, Seafood & Steaks, Pasta, Veal & Chicken

ODMOTHERS

Serving Dinner FRI & SAT from 5pm Early Birds 5-5:30pm

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Luke Gould, Jeremiah and Julianna Polanco

Broadway & Sunset ~ 884-4543

Laura, Caitlin and Coira Flanagan

Dinner from 5pm Fri & Sat Early Birds $25 5-5:30pm 1 S unset B oulevard, C ape M ay, N ew J ersey (609) 898-0100 | blackduckonsunset.com

Mayor Ed Mahaney, Joe and Paul Bogle, Shaine Meier


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A Local Café with a Wholesome Aroma OPEN DAILY ~ YEAR-ROUND Sun–Wed 7:30am-3pm & Thu-Sat 7:30am-9pm VEGETARIAN ~ GLUTEN-FREE FRIENDLY OUTDOOR DOGGIE-FRIENDLY DINING ~ FREE PARKING

Joseph, Dawn, Catherine

BOGO

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406 N. Broadway, West Cape May 609.884.6332 • www.bellavidacafe.com

DINNER FRI & SAT David, Mary and Skylar Novak

NEW dishes + Great curries, including our new award-winning Bombay Crab Chowder Thai Red Chicken Curry + Fun flatbreads + Our famous Thai Shrimp Soup! named in best 30 new restaurants by nj monthly

109 Sunset Boulevard / 609-305-5203 Rena Rose, Caitlyn May, Grace

All major credit cards accepted ... No reservations except for parties of 6+


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Thank You Recently, I was challenged with a fight for my life. Congestive heart failure led to multiple complications which created a life-threatening situation and almost a three-month hospital stay. On October 4, 2015 this town that we call home got together on my behalf. I can’t begin to express my heartfelt thanks and appreciation to all who participated and were involved. The kind words, thoughts and prayers, boosts of encouragement and participation of the community fueled my will to survive. The never-ending doubt and support of my wife and family was reinforced by this community. The donations, contributions and overall outcome of the benefit I found humbling and overwhelming. For the circle of friendship and the power of prayer demonstrated by our “home by the seaM” my gratitude is unending. Special thanks to Lisa McGraw and all the girls, Jim, John, Sheri and Joe as well as the entire staff of the Bayshore, all of the businesses listed and those I may have missed. Thank You.

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Alexandra Moor, Wyatt Moor, Tom Moor

Sincerely, Mark T. Stillwater

THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING BUSINESSES... Cape May Peanut Butter Company, Splash, Italian Garden, Mary Anne’s Jeweler, Great White Shark, Sea Gear, Villas Liquors, Cutting Edge, Delaney’s, North Beach Health Club, Ugly Mug, Fins, Avalon Bagel, Menz’s, North Cape May Acme, Rio Station, G Salon and Spa, Uncle Bill’s, 5 West, Anco Home Store, Harpoon Henry’s, Budd’s Bait and Tackle, North Cape May Wawa, Piece of Cake, Tony’s Produce, Kissing Fresh Meats, Hill Family, Cape May Brewery, Harry’s Bar and Grille, Seaside Cheese Company, Bath Time, Harry’s Jeweler’s, The Fish Market, Jim’s Bait and Tackle, Studio Hair and Makeup, Alfie’s, Pero’s, Oyster Bay, Fish and Fancy, Urie’s, Beach Creek Oyster Bar, O’Boyle’s, Dogtooth Bar and Grill, Blue Claw, 410 Bank Street, Mad Batter, Starbucks, Union Park, Lobster House, Cape May Day Spa, Cape May Winery, Big Wave Burrito, Lucky Bones, Joe Canal’s, Erma Deli, Cape May Fitness, Matt McGaffney, Sergio, Two Mile Landing, West Side Market, Jake’s Bar and Grille, Pretty Tasty Cupcake Boutique, Vincenzo’s, Salon 41

Silvia and Jennifer Milano, Pamela, Noah and Grace Brockman

Nick, Rissa, Wayne and Heather Hess


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3/26: Kiwanis Easter Egg Hunt At MAC’s Physick Estate PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Amanda, Jim, Jumbo and Sami Snyder

Jean, Eliza, Barbara

Ernie, Bob, Tom

The $20 box that saves you a bundle! At Exit Zero Store or www.ezstore.us.


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Uncle Bill’s

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And FAMILY RESTAURANT

Maggie, Katie, Laurel, Alene

Monday to Friday 7-2 Saturday & Sunday 6:30-2 BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY

Come check out our spring cleaning sale. Cheers...!

Katelyn, Kevin and Tom Sigmund

10-10 Mon-Sat & 12-10 Sun

106 Sunset Boulevard

609-435-5052 ³ sunsetliquorsnj.com

Alessia, Vita, Emma


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Shannon, Rian, Peyton

David, Adam, Carla, Stauffer

The Graneros

Gena Saquella, Victoria Fiemo, Josie Saquella

Emmanuel, Alden, Wenge

Colton, Luke, Lux

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Adored by Visitors...

Loved by Locals!

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Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Open daily 7-9 mini meals sun-thu

Joe, Chrissy, Grace, Lindsay, Brad, Lily and Ethan Shafer

Beach & Grant, Cape May 609-884-3772

Kelly, Pete, Max, Spencer

est. 1980

Cape May’s original farm to table Thu, Fri & Sat @ 5pm ~ 609.884.5882 104 Jackson Street, Cape May VISIT OUR CHOCOLATE BAR NEXT DOOR! Jim Hoffatt, Kristen Jeffrey, Lexi


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Noelle, Violet

Josie and Christy Wyatt

Chris, Kristen, Charlotte, Albert, Kyle, Amy, Brook

Alexis, Stacey, Lilly

Evan and Samantha Andros


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WE’RE FAMOUS FOR OUR WINES.

3/18: 11th Annual PAL Comedy Night At Convention Hall

NEW CRAFT BEERS ARE ARRIVING DAILY!

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Cape May is famous for its sunsets.

Collier’s liquor store

Sherri and Ed Zimis, Mariah Alfeche

202 JACKSON v open daily v 609-884-8488

Tammy Patterson, Bart McGinn, Travis Davis

Lisa, Terese, Tom


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3/18: 11th Annual PAL Comedy Night At Convention Hall

“Hewitt Plumbers” PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

HOURS: Thursday: Dinner from 5pm with First Seating Offer all night, Bar at 4pm Friday: Dinner from 5pm with Bar and Happy Hour 3 to 6pm Saturday: Breakfast 8 to 11:30am, Lunch 12 to 3pm, Dinner from 5pm, Bar open at 12noon Sunday: Breakfast 8 to 11:30am, Lunch 12 to 3pm, Dinner from 5pm First Seating Offer all night Bar open at 12noon - Happy Hour 3 to 6pm

Aleathea’s

At the Inn of Cape May • 7 Ocean Street, Cape May • 800-582-5933 • innofcapemay.com


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the best recipes start with the best ingredients

Open Every Day 8-7 • 609-886-5121 1215 BAYSHORE ROAD AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS

USDA Choice and Above-Custom Cut Meats GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...

« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages « Award-Winning

Bacon « National Award-Winning Hams WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS « Cape May Crab Cakes « Hank Sauce « Busy Bee Honey « Cape May Peanut Butter « Simple Gifts Jams « Jo’s Hot Pepper Jelly


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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Guide What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

B, L, D

$15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

D

$15-$28 Cards: V, MC

BYOB

YES

NO

B, L, D

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

D, Sunday L

Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

Bar Menu and Cocktails

Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

NO

u

B, L, D

$8-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

b H

BAR

NO

NO

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555 www.innofcapemay.com

Aleathea’s serves breakfast, lunch and dinner right across the street from the beach. Enjoy a cocktail on their lovely porch as you watch people go by. Serving dinner only right now.

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-6332 www.bellavidacafe.com

There are lots of homemade selections, with plenty of vegan and vegetarian items as well as belly-filling options for carnivores.

THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-0100 www.blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine with some good early bird specials.

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a choice of indoor and outdoor dining.

THE BOILER ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8421 www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a dance floor that’s often bopping. And now they serve brick-oven pizza with draft beers!

THE BROWN ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/brownroom

Congress Hall’s lounge is called Cape May’s Living Room for a reason. The decor is elegant but casual, the drinks are great and the place just says “classy.”

CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com

By day it’s a family-friendly restaurant with open windows that allow the ocean breezes in. By night it’s one of the liveliest spots in town with great live bands and a fun crowd.

CAPE MAY BREWING CO. 1288 Hornet Road, Rio Grande (609) 849-9933 www.capemaybrewery.com

The first microbrewery at the Jersey Shore keeps going from strength to strength, winning awards for their growing selection of beers. Visit the taproom for a fun way to experience their selections.

Brewery

$5-$11 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

CAPE MAY PEANUT BUTTER CO. 516 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May (609) 898-4444 www.capemaypeanutbutterco.com

A good idea... devoting a whole shop to peanut butter, right? And you will not be disappointed. There are all sorts of irresistible lunch and options and treats inspired by the American classic.

Various snacks

$3-$15 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

N/A

YES

b H

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 400 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 770-8559 www.delaneyscapemay.com

The addition of an Irish pub has been a popular one in Cape May. As you’d expect, this is the place to get Guinness, and good pub grub. The burgers and meat pies have been receiving rave reviews.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

b H

THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5700 www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the buzzy vibe of the dining room and expanded bar for a quintessential Cape May dining experience.

D

$28-$38 V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

NO

u

E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers fine seafood, prime beef and nightly specials. Enjoy the happy hours daily from 4-7pm.

B, L, D

$15-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H

B, L, D

u b YES

YES

H U u NO

YES

H U u b H u b H

U

u b H

u b H

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season


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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Guide What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

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EXIT ZERO COOKHOUSE 109 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 305-5203

From the people who publish this magazine, a fun new restaurant unlike any other place in town. It’s the only place within 40 miles to serve Indian food, plus there are a lot of great Americana dishes, too!

5 WEST PUB 3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5westpub.com

This hotspot is a gastropub coming to you from the owners of Tisha’s. Expect the same high-quality food and high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.

410 BANK STREET 410 Bank Street, Cape May (609) 884-2127 www.410bankstreet.com

After 30 years of accolades, 410 remains one of Cape May’s finest restaurants, serving food that’s as tasty and inventive as ever. Open again in on May 5.

FRESCOS 412 Bank Street, Cape May (609) 884-0366 www.frescoscapemay.com

From the same owners of 410 Bank Street, this restaurant wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason. This is authentic cuisine served in a beautiful location. Open again May 5.

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GECKO’S 479 West Perry Street, Cape May (609) 898-7750

Great sandwiches, salads, pastas and soups from the folks who moved their restaurant from Carpenter’s Square Mall. What hasn’t changed? They still have one of the best salad dressings anywhere.

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$10-$15

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GODMOTHER’S Broadway and Sunset (609) 884-4543 www.godmothersrestaurant.com

Downhome Italian food, just like your mama, or your grandma, or your aunt would make. Reasonably priced and one of the better local options for a family dinner.

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$12-$28 Cards: V, MC

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YES

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HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, good food, regular entertainment, and the views are spectacular. Enjoy a cocktail and some seafood, including sushi, on the waterfront deck.

B, L, D

$6-$30 Cards: V, MC

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May (609) 884-8296 www.thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape May experience.

B, L, D

$5-$48.50 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

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LOUISA’S CAFÉ 104 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5882

Long before farm to table was the hot new thing to talk about, Louisa’s was practicing that philosophy. Thirty-six years later, they’re maintaining that simple culinary excellence. Fresh ingredients, good food.

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LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, Cape May 609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.

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$6-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

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MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. Plus we love just sitting at the lovely bar.

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YES

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OCEAN VIEW Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May (609) 884-3772 www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

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KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season


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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Guide Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

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Acclaimed, inventive food in a secluded, serene setting. Join them for a scrumptious breakfast, grab a coffee and muffin, or relax on the porch with a delicious lunch.

B, L, D

$5-$35 Cash only

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YES

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RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service. Really good wings too!

L, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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YES

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STAR COFFEE SHOP 29 Perry Street, Cape May 800-297-3779 www.caperesorts.com/thestar

It’s important to get your coffee from people who understand how important quality coffee is. The Star is that place — also stock a quality range of essential, healthy to-go breakfast items.

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SUNSET LIQUORS 106 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 435-5052

Conveniently located on Sunset Boulevard, Sunset has spirits, wines, beers, ice and snacks — and some of the coolest light fittings you ever saw.

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TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite serves delicious food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And they have a petfriendly patio too. Check out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.

B, L, D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

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TOMMY’S FOLLY COFFEE 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-6522 www.congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies, as well as healthy and tasty lunch options.

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$1-$7 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

NO

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THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there — such a treat. Great spot for outdoor dining on the mall. Check their ad for upcoming live entertainment.

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$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people wait.. Open daily. You can sit outside with ocean and beach views and dine with your dog if the weather is nice.

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$4-$9

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NO

YES

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UNION PARK Beach Avenue and Howard Street (609) 884-8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly magazine. Superb gourmet food, and a cool but cozy bar. Check out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.

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What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-2111 www.oysterbayrestaurant.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful new bar and restaurant area that’s proving to be a huge hit, a new bar menu, great martinis and classic, generous dishes.

PETER SHIELDS INN 1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com THE RED STORE 500 Cape Avenue, Cape May Point (609) 884-5757 www.capemaypointredstore.com

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu and excellent wine list matches it all the way.

Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

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The Activity Column

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Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, taking the polar bear plunge!

ou’d get annoyed if someone called you a tool, and insulted if you were called a sponge, but take it as a compliment if someone calls you a plunger. At the Polar Bear and Puppy Plunge, plungers are VIPs. All plungers deserve this kind of respect. The toilet plunger is useful. It’s elegant in its simplicity. Its purpose is suggested by its form — you see it in the powder room, and you understand what it’s for — unless you’re a trumpeter. Since it was patented by John S. Hawley in 1875, the plunger hasn’t needed improvement. Your role as a plunger is simple, too — you ask a few friends to help you support a good cause, then you and your dog dress up in costume and go jump in a lake. Charities have been using cold water to spark donations for decades, and before that, people dunked themselves for free. Since 1903, members of Coney Island’s Polar Bear Club swam in the winter ocean to promote “virility and immunity.” Scandinavians describe a feeling of euphoria after a dash from a hot sauna to a frigid lake. That

happy feeling may convince you you’re doing something good for your body, but there is no scientific evidence that swimming in icy water is good for you. For healthy people, the “cold shock” will wear off after a few minutes. Unhealthy people should stick to shore. Jumping into a lake in April is smarter than jumping in January, but experts say you should prep by standing under a cold shower for a few minutes daily, for three to five days before the plunge. Stroll into the water instead of diving. Encourage your leashed

dog to join you by tossing a ball, but don’t be surprised if he sticks to shore. When you’re done, ease your way out and wrap yourself in a dry towel or your superhero cape. Dodge the dogs as they shake to dry themselves. Avoid alcohol until after you start to warm up. The 17th Annual Polar Bear and Fourth Annual Puppy Plunge will benefit the Cape May County Animal Shelter. All plungers with sponsors will receive a free tee shirt and hot chocolate, and all dogs get a treat. There are prizes for the pup who raises the most money, crazy costumes, an afternoon bonfire, music and games. The Plunge is held at the Beachcomber Camping Resort on April 16, from 11am to 1pm. Plunge into the lake at noon. Leashed pups will splash along the shoreline, going in as far as they wish. Costumes for plungers and pups are strongly encouraged - hence the prizes. Register by April 13th and your fee is $10; registration on or after April 13th is $15 per entry. For information, call 609-886-6035 or visit beachcombercamp.com. Next week: To the Moon

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The Old Fogey

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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

despise mobile telephones. Oh, they can, I am told, be just the very thing when one’s automobile tips over in the dark and one ends upside down in a ditch, unharmed but in need of assistance. But really, all they do is bring the great unwashed masses far too close for comfort. I had one, once: one of the inumerable D’Catur fry gave me one in a bid to curry favor and hoping I might, in my dotage, tell him where I buried Captain Kidd’s treasure. Well, I smiled and ruffled his hair and pinched his cheeks (he was, I think 45 years old, and so detested this treatment but had to look pleased, even when tears ran down his face from my vicelike pinching) and then as soon as he headed home, used the devilish “aye” phone as he called it, to telephone my old Korean War buddy in the FBI and ask him to send a snatch team to move my grand/great-grand/something nephew to Gitmo to make him less sly. Actually, I think I was meant to call when I wanted him set free. Let me see now, that was 2010. How time flies! Anyway, back to me, as Ma D’Catur used to hiss, whenever the

conversation threatened to be less about her and more about someone else. I carried the telephone for a few days, thinking it might be useful if Young Albert and I stepped in some quicksand on the beach, or needed to call in an airstrike should we spot any illegal Wildwooders, but really, all that happened was a succession of calls from a young man who repeatedly insisted he should install solar panels on the D’Catur Mansion, and seemed not to understand that our basement nuclear reactor supplies our power needs. In time, another damnable Young D’Catur informed me of The Facebook on

my phone, and my GOD I have never before descended into a vile cesspool of Hell so quickly (other than that time my dirigible landed in Philly by accident). It seems that everyone on Earth has lost their minds, and spends all day photographing their misshappen feet in a variety of mundane settings, their badly prepared meals, their feral children with food/excrement smeared on themselves in comedic fashion, and dogs and cats with hilariously “human” traits doing all manner of excruciatingly boring things. “Greatgreatgreat Grandad,” the spotty D’Catur descendant shrieked, “your life is SO interesting! You need to share it!” I looked around the Mansion thoughtfully, took in the stuffed Yeti, the Faberge Eggs, the Perpetual Motion machine and the Ark of the Covenant, and said with a tiny smile: “You know, young nameless hanger-on, you might be right!” And then I set Young Albert on him, and laughed myself senseless as the screams grew distant and higher. I did “video-record” the incident, and wish only there was some network to share such things. Ah, well.

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Jack, Kristie, Matthew, Aidan Flanigan, Will Feulner, Hana Feulner, Tiffany Wooley, Mia Feulner, Sarina Wen, Ishika Patel

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Bird Droppings

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Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu

n the next few weeks, millions of birds will be leaving winter territories in the tropics and returning to North America. Many of these species are insectivorous, accounting for their absence during the insect impoverished winter months. What is remarkable are the number of specialized techniques insect-eating birds apply to their task. Some species, like the vireos, are gleaners, hopping amid the foliage, prying caterpillars off the undersides of leaves. Others like the swallows are akin to vacuum cleaners on wings. Flycatchers typically sight prey from a perch then sally out and snap it up before returning to their perch. Other birds, like thrashers, forage amid the leaf litter, flipping leaves and securing hidden prey. Woodpeckers, of course, have one of the most specialized techniques, although some woodpeckers are flycatchers. Shorebird species sometimes have an insect focus. Some sandpipers have a par-

ticular interest in mosquito larvae — a dietary interest that pays big dividends in the mosquito-rich Arctic. One species known as red-necked phalarope has developed a technique that involves spinning. Thus agitated, the spinning water column ferries larvae to the surface where the bird picks them off. Clever. Then there’s our own laughing gull, which specializes in snapping adult greenheads out of the air. With so many insect-eating birds

around, you’d think insects wouldn’t stand a chance. But the cold ecological fact is that predators cannot outstrip their prey base. The greenheads and ants will do just fine. All the birds do is keep their numbers in check until it’s time for insect eating birds to go back to the tropics. You’re right, I didn’t mention spiders. Spiders are not insects, but there are birds that target spiders, too. One of them is the house wren that lives in your yard and will be back in a week or two. Sometimes, spiders gain the upper hand. The large black and yellow garden spider weaves a web large and strong enough to catch some small songbirds. I once rescued a black-and-white warbler so ensnared at Cape May Point State Park. The warbler was caught by a single strand of web that encircled one outer primary. Warblers are too big for this species of spider to deal with so the arachnid, too was just as pleased to have the bird set free. The only loser was the sharp-shinned hawk that would have seen the struggling warbler and come in for an easy meal.


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The Answer Lady

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or, simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate the wisdom herein. Dear Answer Lady I’ve been dating this woman for a year and most of the time we get along quite well, but every once in a while, she goes off the rails about nothing. I was supposed to pick her up from work last night but was delayed and arrived 10 minutes late. She stormed off before I got there and started walking home. Home is 10 miles away. I spent two hours looking for her. When I finally found her and asked her why she didn’t wait for me, she said, “If you loved me, you’d have been on time.” What do I do with that? — Drama Rama Dear Drama You explain to your girlfriend that sometimes things happen and being late one time does not necessarily equate to “I don’t love you anymore.” On the other hand, you are enabling

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such erratic behavior. Driving around for two hours is silly. Cellphones are useful tools and so are cabs. Maybe these inane dramas can be discussed over a romantic dinner at The Ebbitt Room and if that doesn’t work, it’s time for couples’ therapy. If that doesn’t work — next time keep driving. Dear Answer Lady I married my high school sweetheart two years ago even though I was being transferred to Cape May and my wife still had two years left of college. The long-distance relationship

worked well for a while, but then she kept finding excuses not to come to Cape May. At first she said I wasn’t Christian enough — her father is a minister. So I became more Christian. But then, through a mutual friend, I found out she was dating someone. Now we see each other when we can and when we do, we act like a married couple. Should I press the fidelity issue? Right now, it seems that a part-time wife is better than no wife. Am I an idiot? — Monogamy Challenged Dear Challenged What are you getting out of this relationship? Marriage counseling is certainly in order and you should be living in the same state, if the relationship is to endure. But consider this — maybe you were both too young. Maybe distance does not always make the heart grow fonder. Maybe you should have enough faith in yourself to know that you will find a partner who is willing to share your life fully committed. In the meantime, head down to Carney’s with your buddies Saturday night. Have fun. Remember, life with just one foot in the water is really no life at all.


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The Movie Column By Tom Sims of Cape May Film Society

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ho doesn’t love Sally Field? Let’s start with memories of The Flying Nun and Gidget. Sure, they were televisions shows that I was only able to catch in reruns, but it was enough for this remarkable actor to make an impression with me. She stayed on TV primarily in the 1960s into the 1970s, and migrated to the movies in (not surprisingly) silly comedies like Smokey and the Bandit and The End (1977 and 1978, respectively). When I was a kid, I went to see those movies — and I enjoyed them (again, as a kid; sure they’re a little dated now). In short time, she made a dramatic upgrade in her screen appeal by winning a Best Actress Oscar for the leading role in Norma Rae (1978). Shortly after that, she won another Best Actress Oscar for her work in Places in the Heart (1984). From there, she worked on the big screen primarily, but in the 1990s began weaving somewhat effortlessly between both big and little screens. There were more award nominations for her work. She was in Mrs Doubtfire (1993), Forrest

Sally Field sparkles in Hello, My Name Is Doris Gump (1994), Lincoln and even The Amazing SpiderMan (both released 2012). In her latest movie, Hello, My Name Is Doris, Sally Field proves she can still carry a film in the lead role. And she delivers on laughs as well. I was so glad to have caught this film in a crowded theater that was enjoying her performance — thoroughly. The laughs were out loud, and Sally is completely endearing. Doris is an office worker who is smitten with a new colleague (Max

Greenfield) who is half her age. She does whatever it takes to befriend him and spend more time with him. The film somehow avoids making Doris look too crazy for her pursuit of a younger man. I’m in support of that pursuit. I just re-watched classics Casablana (1942) and Sabrina (1954) where a much, much (much) older Bogart is chasing women half his age (namely, Ingrid Bergman and Audrey Hepburn, respectively) — and nobody even seems to bat an eye! It’s distracting and (hate to say it) a little creepy! So why not let Sally catch her hunk-o-man? Sally is brilliant in this film, which is getting high praise from critics and audiences alike (the former I picked up off Rotten Tomatoes, the latter from the audience I joined at the screening). Thankfully, the story never goes anywhere too strange or offensive (or creepy). They treat their subject matter, who happens to be one of my favorite actors, with a whole lot of respect. A big win for Sally, and a big win for all of us. Go Sally!

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

SHANTI is a beautiful 5-year-old female pit mix. Her tan and white markings are striking. About as noticable as her wide grin! Shanti lived with another dog and is happy to either play in the yard or go for a walk. She is willingly learning new skills and would be an affectionate and loving companion. Come meet her today!

ZOLA is a five-year-old boxer/pitbull terrier mix. She has had one tough life... Zola was hit by a car about one year ago and was in critical condition which left her with a slight head tilt. Zola has been surrendered three times to the shelter starting in 2010. She is a good dog, she just has bad luck. Come in and change this playful pups luck around!

SKYE is a gorgeous blue pit mix. She is calm and eager to please. She walks well on the leash and enjoys playing in the yard. Skye is a student in the shelter’s training program where of the CLASS (Canine Life and Social Skills) program, where she is learning skills that will make her a great family pet! She would ideal for a more settled companion

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102 Goldbeaten Alley, West Cape May Unique and charming home, currently a 6-bed, 3.5-bath single family but can be 2 units. Each unit has access to its private kitchen and living space. 2nd floor unit has 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. $475,000

314 Moore Street, West Cape May Currently set up as a Duplex with 2 separate units. Rent one and live in the other. Both with 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room and dining area. Great opportunity! $689,000

9 Delaware Bay Drive, Villas VIEWS! VIEWS! VIEWS! Bayfront Custom Crafted Beauty. This 3 story homes offers: 4 bedrooms, 2.2 baths, an open floor plan surround by decks off every floor. MUST SEE! $899,000

104 Pine Avenue, Del Haven Spacious 3 bed, 2 bath, 2 living room, dining room home with great flow, 2.5 blocks to bay beaches. If first-time buyer or not owned for three years, Sturdy has a with only 3% down and NO PMI! $964/ approx monthly payment. $149,500

1106 Tidewater Avenue, Rio Grande Ryan Townhouse built in 2013. Like-new kitchen with Butterscotch finished 42” cabinets, granite counters. 3 bedroom w/ 1st Master, 2.5 bath, formal dining, sunroom, 2 garage. $279,000

421 Sandalwood Road, Cape May Beach Sunny and clean 4 bedroom, 1 bath modular rancher only two blocks to the Delaware Bay beaches and aunsets. Freshly painted and new carpets. Price, location and size! Hurry! $169,000

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

MANDY has been waiting patiently here at the shelter for someone to take her to her forever home. She is a 10-year-old orange and white coated sweetie pie that craves affectons and snuggles. Although Mandy is 10, she is as active as a kitten. She also qualifies for “Senior for Seniors” program. If you are over 62 our adoption fee is waived!

PIXIE is a gray and black striped lady with patches of white and brown on her coat and a raccoon-like tail. Since she was brought to the shelter, Pixie has seemed lost. She would love to be back in a warm and cozy home with a quiet setting to call her own. Give Pixie a second chance at happiness. Come in and adopt today!

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JACOB AND RANGER, (Jacob not shown), came into the shelter together after a tough life of living outside. Both with black and white “tuxedo” coats, these cats are like two peas in a pod! These two deserve a home to see what the glamorous indoor life is like. Since all they’ve know is eachother, a double adoption would be ideal.

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313 NANTUCKET DR., 1528 YACHT AVE. TRANQUILITY UNIT 2, CAPE MAY 3 BR/2 BA ranch home with 3 BR/3.5 BA waterfront townattached 2 car garage. home with the only historic $339,000 dockside boathouse in Cape May. $1,299,000

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Ami Menz

Broker Sales Associate GRI, SRES, ABR, CRS Direct: (609) 425-5756 Ami@CoastlineRealty.com

204 BENNETT ROAD, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE Spacious 4 bed, 2.5 bath town home. Kitchen with tiled floor, dining area, living room with gas f/p, front porch, garage. $225,000

1520 NEW JERSEY AVE., UNIT 124, CAPE MAY Renovated beach block condo at Cape Roc. Large bedroom, 1 bath, full kitchen, living room. Heated pool, BBQ grills. $250,000

Lynn Bowlby, Anita Bowlby

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1261B Missouri Avenue, Cape May

Immaculate, expanded Village Greene home on larger corner lot includes new AC and gas heat, new roof in 2011, newer windows, laminate flooring and fresh paint. Exterior includes expanded patio, outside shower and abundance of yard space for gardening. Finished attic. Easy walking distance to nearby shopping, restaurants, and Cape May Harbor. $329,000

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118 MILLMAN LN., VILLAS 3 BR/2 BA Just steps away from The Delaware Bay. $325,000

Stacy Hutchinson Salesperson Cell: 609.972.6004 Office: 609.884.1300

NEW LISTING!

5 STRAWBERRY LN., 140 LEAMING AVE., WEST CAPE MAY COLD SPRING 4 BR/4 BA On Cape 3 BR/2.5 BA Island with an in-ground New construction! pool $659,900 $589,900

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902 OCEAN DR. UNIT 1606, LOWER TOWNSHIP 3 BR/2 BA $520,000

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1488 WASHINGTON ST., CAPE MAY 3 BR/3 BA waterfront townhouse with boat slip. $499,500

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Kenneth Hutchinson Realtor Sales Associate Direct: (609) 602-6020 Ken@CoastlineRealty.com

510 Ocean Avenue, Cape May Point

This 5 bed, 2 bath treasure is just one block to the beach and was updated within the last 7 years. The upside-down floorplan makes it a pleasure to entertain family and friends and still enjoy privacy. $899,000

Mark Wieland, Brody Wieland, Mason Flick, Lizzy Wieland

1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May

(609) 884-5005 Ext. 103 • www.KenSellsCapeMay.com

Megan Hunter Salesperson Cell: 609.602.9430 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: MMiller@deSatnickRealEstate.com

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Mary Skain, Shari Murray, Chris Murray, Connar Murray, Keegan Murray

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117 THIRD AVE., 1129 WASHINGTON ST., WEST CAPE MAY CAPE MAY 2 BR/2 BA built in 1810 3 BR/1.5 BA home offering located within close proximity tons of character throughout. to the Cape May Mall. $499,000 $349,000

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Homes And Rentals Of The Week Check out these beautiful homes for sale and rent in the Cape May area

117 THIRD AVENUE, WEST CAPE MAY NEW LISTING! Charming 2 BR/2 BA property located on a treelined street in the heart of West Cape May’s Historic District. This townhouse has been completely renovated yet retains all of its character. $349,000 Rental: 405 Cambridge Avenue, Cape May Point 4 BR/3.5 BA home with a view of Lake Lilly. Sleeps 8. Call for rates. deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street 609-884-1300 deSatnickRealEstate.com

755 ROUTE 109, COLD SPRING 2 bedroom, 1 bath, year round home in Cape May Landing, one mile from Cape May beaches. Large front deck, equipped kitchen, and bedrooms located at opposite ends of the home with living space in between. Move in ready with an 8 ‘16 shed. Insulated, upgraded windows, gas heat and central air conditioning. Park Fees of $450 a month includes water, sewer and taxes. $75,000 Ami Menz Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue 609-425-5756 coastlinerealty.com

CANYON CLUB, UNIT 504, LOWER TOWNSHIP All furnishings included in this tastefully decorated 3BR/2BA luxury condo. Enjoy Great Room with fireplace, deck for outdoor dining and entertaining, master bedroom with sitting room with fireplace and private sundeck. Offers multiple pools, tennis courts, and the largest luxury marina in Cape May. $475,000 Rental: The Southwinds 14 Patterson Avenue, CM 1 BR/1 BA, Sleeps 4 Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

227 BEACH AVENUE, UNIT 601, CAPE MAY 2 BR/2 BA beachfront Capers Condominium with excellent rental history. $479,000 Rental: 2 Fernwood Road, Town Bank 3 BR/1.5 BA Bayfront home with amazing views. Sleeps 8. Call for rates. John King deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-338-8708 desatnickrealestate.com

213 SOUTH BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY 1st floor features living room, galley kitchen, 3BR/1.5BA, enclosed front porch, and a large side deck. 2nd floor offers a large great room w/incredible ocean views, 2BR/2BA,and a galley kitchen. The 3rd floor BR with a private deck enjoys more spectacular ocean views. Outside is a brick paver walkway, outdoor shower. $1,345,000 Rental: 1340D Illinois Ave., CM 2 BR/1.5 BA, Sleeps 6 Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

3 CLIFFSIDE, TOWNBANK 1 home from the Bay. You will find this beautiful 3 bedroom, 2 bath home with water views, an open floor plan with tons of bright cheery space. A second floor, bay facing sun deck and a huge covered front porch. Completely renovated from top to bottom. First floor bedroom, two living spaces and stunning sunsets along the beach just a few steps away. $625,000 Tai Menz Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue 609-602-8061 coastlinerealty.com

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214 STITES AVENUE, CAPE MAY POINT 3 BDRM, 2.5 BA Cedar sided home just one house off a guarded beach. Sold furnished and has a strong rental history. Easy to show, call today! $899,999 $415,500

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828 1/2 CORGIE STREET, CAPE MAY TO RENT: Corgie Street Creamery is a lovely, recently renovated rental in the heart of the historic district. Enjoy use of Steger Beach box on Howard Street! Call for rates.

1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May

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Open House: 4/9, SAT 12-3 Formerly Wilsey Realty

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7 Landis Avenue, West Cape May

Fabulous large 100 x 210 parcel with well-maintained 5 bed, 2 bath home. Great sun room leads to large living room and eat-in kitchen. Also includes 2-car garage and a lawn shed. Potential to subdivide into two lots. $720,000 501 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY OFFICE: 609-884-1007 • CELL 609-602-0405 www.WilseyRealty.com

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Homes And Rentals Of The Week Check out these beautiful homes for sale and rent in the Cape May area

322 DOCK STREET, WILDWOOD Breathtaking views of Otten’s Harbor from the two large decks on this home with 2BR/1BA on each level. Rent one level and live in the other. This one of a kind home has potential to become your dream shore home. Walking distance to many nice restaurants, the world famous Wildwood Boardwalk and award winning beaches! $390,000 Rental: 725 Page Street, CM 2 BR/2 BA, Sleeps 6 Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

805 PITTSBURGH, #104, CAPE MAY Porch can be accessed through the living room or bedroom. Corner unit. Plenty of light & airflow in the open concept living area. Extra storage closet to hold all of your beach gear. A great year round home with central air conditioning and forced air heat. Warm up after a brisk winter walk on the beach with your cozy wood burning fireplace. $297,900 Margaret Kittner Bethel Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue 609-408-1012 coastlinerealty.com

1330D ILLINOIS AVENUE, CAPE MAY 2BR/1BA court-side Village Greene Quad. Cinder block partition walls up to the roof. New Roof in 2002. Vapor barrier in the crawl space. Enclosed porch with spacious storage closet. Spacious, floored attic with dropstair. Outside shower and storage shed. Typical 1-car parking pad. $250,000 Rental: 808 Washington Street, Unit 3, Cape May 2 BR 2 BA, Sleeps 6 Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Ryan Griffin Salesperson Cell: 609.602.5578 Office: 609.884.1300

1018 SHUNPIKE RD., COLD SPRING 2 BR/2 BA open & airy contemporary home located on just under two acres on Cape Island. $350,000

9 ROSSI DRIVE, ERMA Pristine and private 1.81 acre partially wooded home site ready for the development of an estate dream home! CAFRA Individual Permit has been issued by The State of New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection. $185,000 Rental: 26 Gurney Street, Cape May 6 BR/4 BA Victorian home located a half block to the beach. Sleeps 13. Call for rates. Stacy Hutchinson deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-972-6004 deSatnickRealEstate.com

104 NORTH STREET, CAPE MAY Location! Location! 3BR/3BA condo/townhouse w/2 garages plus off-street parking. Located just 2 blocks from both the beach and town. This is a rare find w/so much parking in such a fantastic location. This turnkey condo, complete with security system, is ready for you and your family to enjoy or turn into an investment. $699,000 Rental: 6 Mt. Vernon Ave., CM 1 BR/1 BA, Sleeps 4 Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

1081 SOUTH ROUTE 47, RIO GRANDE Opportunity to purchase a 100’x333’ commercial zoned Town Business lot located adjacent to the Rio Grande Post Office. Huge exposure to vehicular traffic on S Route 47. $175,000 Rental: 215 Heritage Lane, Unit E3, Cape May 2 BR/1.5 BA condo with association pool. Located one block to the beach. Sleeps 6. Call for rates. Megan Miller deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-602-9430 deSatnickRealEstate.com

SOLD!!!

7501 PLEASURE AVE., 9 MONTAUK CT., 42 JACKSON ST. UNIT 1, SEA ISLE CITY TRANQUILITY CAPE MAY Spectacular ocean views are Immaculately maintained 2 2 BR/1 BA first floor unit in captured from this BR/2 BA single-family home The Merry Widow on Historic 4 BR/2.5 BA beachfront situated on a corner lot in Jackson Street. townhome. $824,900 Tranquility Park. $299,000 $499,000

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

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John King

Salesperson Cell: 609.338.8708 Office: 609.884.1300 Email: JKing@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE! Mr Morrison, Mrs Lybarger, Mrs Pierce

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11 MEADOWS 741 JONATHAN EDGE DR., CAPE MAY HOFFMAN RD., COURT HOUSE COLD SPRING 3 BR/2 BA home situated on 2 BR/2 BA rancher located over an acre located close to close to downtown Cape May. The Bay. $299,500 $255,000

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1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Mrs LaBov, Mrs Morris, Mrs Iapalucci

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

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Margaret Kittner Bethel Realtor Sales Associate

Direct: (609) 408-1012 MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com

805 PITTSBURGH # 104, CAPE MAY

1534 YACHT AVENUE #1, CAPE MAY

1 bed, 1 bath, private porch, large pool. Corner unit. Central A/C, wood fireplace. $297,900

2 bed, 2 bath, gas fireplace, porch overlooking harbor includes 35’ private boat slip. $475,000

1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May

Steph Cella, Mr Sam, Eric Pisieczko

(609) 884-5005 ext. 208 • www.CoastlineRealty.com


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294 SIXTH AVENUE, WEST CAPE MAY 3 bedroom, 2 bath rancher with gas heat and central a/c, gas fireplace in living room and hardwood floors; rear deck. $369,000

1018 SHUNPIKE ROAD, COLD SPRING 3 bed, 2 bath home on nearly 2 acres. Large kitchen, living room, dining room, gas f/p, cathedral ceilings, 2 car garage, gas heat, central a/c. $350,000

512 Washington Mall, Cape May (609) 884-8428 • 800-441-8428 www.cbcapemay.com

4400 ARCTIC AVENUE, WILDWOOD Established awning, canopy, canvas business. Storage yard, 2 large workshops. Tools & equipment included in sale. $394,000

427-429 SUNSET BLVD, WEST CAPE MAY Two condos, each 3 Bed, 2.5 Bath. Strong rental history. Water views, close to restaurants, off-street parking. $390,000 each

1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May

(609) 884-5005 • www.CoastlineRealty.com


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Homes And Rentals Of The Week Check out these beautiful homes for sale and rent in the Cape May area

846 BROADWAY, UNIT B, WEST CAPE MAY Available now! Commercial rental space approx. 450 sq ft. Recent upgrades to both the building and the unit. Located on a highly traveled roadway with plenty of off street parking. Call for more details. HomeStead Real Estate 502 Bank Street 609-884-1888 TheCapeTeam.com

1233 VERMONT AVENUE, CAPE MAY Single family home on a spacious corner lot in Village Green. This 2 bedroom, 2 bath Sandpiper model includes an attached garage, spacious Florida room, outside shower and detached shed. With a little remodeling and your personal touch you can have your dream home at the shore! $439,900 HomeStead Real Estate 502 Bank Street 609-884-1888 TheCapeTeam.com

604 SUNSET BOULEVARD, SOUTH OF THE CANAL This custom built home offers an entrance hall with grand curved staircase, sunken living room, formal dining room, library and family room with fireplace, master bedroom, great room with cooks’ kitchen, dining and sitting area. French doors to a large deck with gazebo, three car garage, mud/ potting room and large studio guest suite that overlooks the farmland. $1,295,000.

1350 VIRGINIA AVENUE, CAPE MAY JUST REDUCED! Affordability at the Shore! Lovely two bedroom, 1 full bath w/ open living space Village Green courtyard quad! $290,000

45 INDIAN TRAIL, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE NEW LISTING! Commercial opportunity. Home is on one acre. 7.78 acres of farmland, presently being used as a horse farm. $450,000 Rental: 409 Holly Avenue, Cape May Point 3 BR/2.5 BA single family home. Sleeps 6. Call for rates.

Rental: 114 Fernwood, Townbank 3 bedroom, 2 bath Single Family sleeps 8. Pet Friendly

Rental: The Abbey, 34 Gurney Street, Cape May. Stay in this beautiful Gothic villa featuring a 60-foot tower with stenciled and ruby glass arched windows. The home features 4 large public rooms, 9 bedrooms and 9.5 baths, barely 1 block to the beach! Contact Kim for rates and more information.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington Street 609-884-3332 chrisclemanssir.com

Kimberly L. Gipple Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue 609-884-5005 coastlinerealty.com

234 FOURTH AVENUE, WEST CAPE MAY Charming West Cape May home offers comfortable mix of old and new! New roof (2013), a brand new central A/C (August 2014), all newer windows (15 total), updated kitchen, & outdoor shower. Lovingly cared for farmhouse has 3 levels with living room, dining room, 3 bedrooms, large eat-in kitchen, wood flooring, Florida room, and cozy den. All this in a lovely West Cape May neighborhood setting. $395,000

1627 NEW JERSEY AVENUE, CAPE MAY First floor living area has 2 bedrooms which share a full bath, half a floor up is a large bedroom with it’s own bath as well as a powder room. Large and open living room/dining room/ kitchen which opens a large deck facing the ocean. Top floor offers the master bedroom suite with private deck also facing the ocean.- $1,850,000

Heijung Park Colameco Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street 609-602-8641 gotcapemayhomes.com

Rental: 1303 NEW JERSEY AVE, CAPE MAY – 4 bedroom, 3 bath home that’s just a short walk to the beach. Can sleep 10 people. Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington Street Mall 609-884-8428 cbcapemay.com

Kathleen Satt deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-972-4014 deSatnickRealEstate.com

1110 WEST STREET, CAPE MAY Very well maintained and cozy 3BR/1BA home on a large lot in a nice, quiet residential neighborhood. Many possibilities exist here - a weekend get away or rented out “as-is” or demolished for new construction. An approx. 3,600 sf home could be built on this oversize lot. The existing home was previously approved for demolition by the HPC. Property being conveyed in as-is condition. $679,900 Rental: 304 S. Broadway, CM 1st Fl. 2 BR/1 BA, Sleeps 6 Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

419 PROVINCETOWN DRIVE,TRANQUILITY Well-kept 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath Cape Cod style home with attached garage. This home includes central air, natural gas heat, a spacious living room with gas fireplace and sliders which lead to a screened-in rear deck. Outside the sprinkler system is supplied by a private well and vinyl siding provides a maintenance free exterior. Make your appointment today! $299,000 HomeStead Real Estate 502 Bank Street 609-884-1888 TheCapeTeam.com

336 CONGRESS STREET, CAPE MAY Impeccable, updated, and 3 blocks from the beach, this charming 4 bed, 2 bath offers hardwood floors, updated kitchen, fireplace, new central air. Located on a nice size lot with outdoor shower & carriage house garage! $749,500 Gail Wilsey 501 Lafayette Street 609-602-0405 www.WilseyRealty.com

605 BROADWAY AVENUE, WEST CAPE MAY Victorian charm located on Broadway in The Historic District of West Cape May. Positioned less than a mile from the beach, this 3 BR/1 BA home offers excellent potential. $329,000 Rental: 1240 Delaware Avenue, Cape May 3 BR/1.5 BA twin located in Village Greene. Sleeps 8. Call for rates. Ryan Griffin deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-602-5578 deSatnickRealEstate.com

429 CHATAM DRIVE, TRANQUILITY When you arrive at this 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home you will immediately notice the lovely perennial gardens surrounding the property. As you pass through the front door you will notice the interior has been freshly painted and the living room includes oak hardwood flooring. The cozy kitchen includes a multitude of cabinets and leads to the three season Florida room. Call for additional details. $299,900 HomeStead Real Estate 502 Bank Street 609-884-1888 TheCapeTeam.com



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