V17 N45

EXIT ZERO A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean December 12, 2019 Vol. 17, No. 45 America’s Original Seaside Resort

Festive Weekend In Cape May

Black Friday At Cape May Brewing Co P38-48

Thanksgiving Eve At The Ugly Mug P56-68 The O’Neill and Ponikowski families at the 54th Annual West Cape May Christmas Parade on Saturday. Below: Ornel Profi, Noel, Rosalie, Nick Stio and crew at Congress Hall tree-lighting. More inside and in next week’s issue. Aleksey Moryakov

Family Promise Evening Of Giving Thanks P49-55

Adopt Princess For Christmas! P73-75

FIND OUR EZ MASCOT PHIL! CLIPART CONTEST ON PAGE 22

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609.884.1300 FOR SALE!

9601ATLANTICAVE.,#1203, LOWER TOWNSHIP The Grand at Diamond Beach. 3 BR/2.5 BA penthouse. $1,229,000

SOLD!

1331 B OHIO AVE., CAPE MAY BUYER’S BROKER DECEMBER 6, 2019 $390,000

FOR SALE!

502 INDIAN AVE., NORTH CAPE MAY 3 BR/1.5 BA rancher located five blocks to the bay. $329,000

SOLD!

143 PENNSYLVANIA AVE., VILLAS BUYER’S BROKER DECEMBER 5, 2019 $259,000

FOR SALE! ROSEMANS LN., CAPE MAY Mutiple new builds available at Spicers Creek! $825,000

SOLD!

315 OCEAN ST., #8B, CAPE MAY DUAL-DISCLOSED NOVEMBER 30, 2019 $300,000

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

FOR SALE!

49 REEDS BEACH RD., CMCH 1 BR/1 BA cottage w/ meadow views on a 100x100 lot. $115,000

SOLD!

604 SECOND AVE., WEST CAPE MAY DUAL-DISCLOSED NOVEMBER 27, 2019 $1,547,000

FOR SALE!

608 SECOND AVE., WEST CAPE MAY New Construction.

5 BR/3.5 BA spacious home. $899,000

SOLD!

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1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May NJ

Browse our inventory of over 80 sale and 300 rental listings and the MLS at

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12/7: West Cape May Christmas Parade

Glassboro band parents PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

hoppy holidays!

Limited Edition Craft Christmas Beers Now On Tap

Free $20

gift card when you buy a

card $100 gift

The Oyster Bar

Lucky Bones WEDNESDAY NIGHTS Local & specialty East Coast oysters shucked to order PRICES STARTING FROM $1

Backwater GrillE OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER DAILY 1200 ROUTE 109 SOUTH • CAPE MAY (609) 884-BONE (2663)

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The Exit Zero Information Page

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some ABOUT US Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright General Manager Cathrine O’Brien Production Manager: Katie Repici Contributing Editor: Diane Stopyra Artist: Mike DeMusz Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Suzanne Kulperger, Jessica Orlowicz, Gabi Urda 609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com Every Thursday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 establishments. We also operate a retail store, a restaurant and a gas station, all under the umbrella of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at 110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful Cape Island.

Please note: We no longer offer subscriptions to our weekly magazine.

Too many people were receiving issues very late or, in some cases, not at all.

That’s all down to the vagaries of sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay $100 to get EZ delivered first-class (11 people HAVE signed up). Call 609-7708479 if you’d like to order.

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER

SEND A VACATION PHOTO

«Email us at photo@exitzero.us (write Photo Order in subject line) and tell us the date the photo appeared and on which page. If you don’t have email, call us on 609-770-8479.

«Email info@exitzero.us and write PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or call 609-770-8479. There is no charge, but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!

«We love pictures of our magazine on vacation. Email your photos and details to info@exitzero.us and write EZ ON VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT send hard copies. They don’t print well.

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«Although we no longer offer subscriptions to the weekly issue, you can still subscribe to the FOUR color issues next year. Call 609-770-8479 or order online at ezstore.us.

«You can read our issues online, courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.

Just visit our website, exitzero.us, and click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE. Enjoy!

«This magazine is funded through advertising – so please support our advertisers! To discuss our affordable packages, contact Jack Wright on 609-770-8479 or jack@exitzero.us.

SOME INTERESTING CAPE MAY TRIVIA AND FUN FACTS

Weird Sea Creature

Did You Know?

What We’re Reading

The Pelican Eel, aka a Gulper, is not really an eel at all — it’s a scaleless fish named for a giant mouth that extends like that of a pelican to hold on to prey.

As far as fish go, this guy’s a pretty poor swimmer. Instead, he relies on a pink or red bioluminescent (a glow-in-thedark) tail that draws in other fish the pelican eel can then eat for dinner. The gulper can be more than three feet long, with a body that’s half tail.

In the 1960s, when mayor Frank Gauvry (center) advocated for an outdoor, mall in Cape May, the concept was still a northern European idea that hadn’t made its way across the Atlantic. Revitalization efforts in America were still focused on car-friendly construction like highways and parking garages. Only five major cities in the US offered anything similar. But, despite a great deal of hostility, when the mall was completed in 1971 it became an instant success. Merchants were able to stay open after Labor Day, and city leaders flocked to Cape May to experience the concept.

American Fire Monica Hesse Tue story of Accomack County in rural Virginia, the target of a months-long arson campaign. It’s a true-crime love story in which the characters and motives are as weird as they are compelling. A strange trip through the heartlands.

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12/7: West Cape May Christmas Parade PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Saturday & Sunday 7-2 Closing for the season on December 22!

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Randy Scott and Bernadette Matthews crew

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GOINGS-ON CAPE MAY STAGE PRESENTS: MURDER FOR TWO: THE HOLIDAY EDITION Where: Cape May Stage.

When: Now-December 29.

How Much: $25/person.

Know This: It’s Christmas Eve... and while there shouldn’t be a creature stirring (not even a mouse), a mystery writer has been murdered. With a bevy of suspects, an intrepid police officer aims to identify the killer. This musical features just two actorsone playing the investigator, one playing the variety of suspects- and the only weapon at their disposal is a piano. Can the officer make his suspects spill their guts and sing?

More info: Call 609-770-8311.

AN OLD-FASHIONED CHRISTMAS EXHIBIT Where: Emlen Physick Estate.

When: Now-January 1. All day.

How Much: Free!

Know This: An exhibit of holiday traditions through the years complete with model trains, toys and much more!

More info: Call 609-884-5404.

WINTER WONDERLAND SPECTACULAR Where: Congress Hall.

When: Now-December 31. All day.

How Much: Cost varies.

Know This: Don’t miss the train this season!

Come escape to the North Pole as Congress Hall is transformed into a magical Winter Wonderland with events for everyone. From their annual tree lighting ceremony to breakfast with Santa, holiday dinner and bingo with Blue and a Cape May Stage production of “A Congress Hall Christmas”, There’s endless entertainment for the young and young at heart.

More info: Call 609-884-6542.

‘HOW RUDOLPH GOT HIS GLOW BACK’ Where: Elaine’s Dinner Theater.

When: Now-December 29.

How Much: $30/adults. $20/kids (14 under) Know This: Will they be able to help him get back his glow? Find out if Mrs Claus and the rest can save Christmas before time runs out this holiday season.

More info: Call 609-884-4358.

Stop into the Exit Zero Filling Station this Saturday morning to have brunch with the mean one himself!.

The Grinch will be spoiling everybody’s day with his bad attitude and garlicky soul!

INSIDER TIP Don’t miss the chance to see not one but THREE holiday-themed plays in Cool Cape May. Cape May Stage is showing Murder for Two: The Holiday Edition, plus A Congress Hall Christmas, while East Lynne is showing The Great Tree and Other Tales by Zona Gale.

CAPE MAY HOSPITALITY NIGHTS Where: Washington Street Mall.

When: December 12-13.

How Much: Free!

Know This: Shop and get in the holiday spirit along the Washington Street Mall! Just in time to get those last minute holiday gifts!

More info: Email debbiebarth53@gmail. com.

46TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CANDLELIGHT HOUSE TOUR Where: Emlen Physick Estate.

When: December 14. 5:30-8:30pm.

How Much: $40/adults. $20/kids (3-12).

Know This: These are self-guided walking tours, which feature homes, inns, hotels and churches specially decorated for the holidays. You’ll enjoy Christmas caroling and strolling musicians, trees and garland and good old-fashioned cheer, and hospitality centers with warm beverages and treats. It’s twinkly good fun.

More info: Call 609-884-5404.

BRINCH WITH THE GRINCH Where: Exit Zero Filling Station.

When: December 15. 9am-1pm.

How Much: Just the cost of your food!

Know This: He’s as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, a bad banana with a greasy black peel... And he’s coming to EZFS! Chat and eat with everyone’s favorite Christmas villain and take photos, ! No reservations!

More info: Call 609-305-5023.

ANNUAL NICK FEDOROFF COMMUNITY CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION Where: Convention Hall.

When: December 15. Noon-3pm.

How Much: Free! however, anyone wishing to donate an unwrapped toy to help support the Sgt. William Alvarez Annual Toy Drive can drop their gift at the door.

Know This: Including bouncy houses, face painting, crafts, games, refreshments, entertainment and much more. Santa will be stopping in from the North Pole for photos.

More info: Call 609-884-9505.

FESTIVAL OF LESSONS AND CAROLS Where: First Presbyterian Church. 500 Hughes Street.

When: December 15. 3:45pm.

How Much: Free!

Know This: No matter how you celebrate Christmas, this is a wonderful way to be ready for the day, listening to the stories and hearing and singing the traditional music of the holiday.

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Exit Zero Almanac

All the meteorological, oceanographic and other scientific data you need to plan your weekend!

WEATHER

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SAT

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7:08

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7:33am 8:05pm 8:12am 8:49pm 8:54am 9:38pm 9:42am 10:32pm 10:37am 11:30pm

1:07am 1:58pm 1:51am 2:42pm 2:36am 3:25pm 3:21am 4:10pm 4:08am 4:59pm

OCEAN TEMP

55 55 55 55 55

SURF REPORT

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Harbor View RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR

OPEN THURSDAY-SUNDAY at 11:30am Breakfast SAT & SUN 8-11:30am K-9 kids

Taking reservations for NYE!

Sturdy crew

BOOK TODAY FOR Breakfast with Santa Saturday, December 14 thursday night

Prime Rib Dinner $16 sunday all day + night Burger Mania sunday night

Turkey Dinner $16 954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY Sturdy kids

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com

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Ramblings From The Editor

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Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends... by Jack Wright

t really DID feel like August on Saturday, didn’t it? Albeit a very, very cold August. I read some comments on Facebook complaining that the Christmas Parade and Cape May in general just ain’t what they used to be. And it’s true — there are more visitors than ever descending upon this island, and not just in the summer. Does this bring about frustrations as well as the inevitable boost to business? Of course, but I think everyone benefits when restaurants, stores and accommodations are open through December when many were not before.

Quickly switching gears, this is the thirdlast opportunity I have to remind you that the 16th annual Exit Zero Burns Supper is happening on Saturday, January 25. On that night, 400 people will file into Convention Hall for what is now one of the world’s biggest celebrations of poet Robert Burns. It’s true!

There will be 400 people seated caféstyle, enjoying great Celtic music from our very own Bastard Sons of Captain Mey, plus Pittsburgh’s the Bastard Bearded Irishmen as well as the pipers and drummers of the Nae

Breeks band. A stellar lineup!

The food will once again be catered by our friends at the Washington Inn, who did a fabulous job last year. Starters are salmon deviled eggs or scotch broth, while the mains are either shepherd’s pie or haggis (choice of meat or veggie option). There’s also dessert.

For those unaware, Robert Burns is the great 18th-century Scots poet — he wrote Auld Lang Syne among many others — who is honored at Burns Suppers all over the world and our event is now one of the largest!

Collier’s liquor store FAMOUS FALL WINE SALE 15% OFF

12 Bottles or more!

SOME SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED

We salute Cape May Hospitality Night Open ’til 9pm Thu & 10pm Fri MANY WINE SPECIALS Mon-Wed 10-8 / Thu 10-9 / Fri & Sat 10-10 / Sun 11-8

202 JACKSON 609-884-8488 follow us on instagram

& facebook for weekly specials

Tickets for all that entertainment and food cost $45. Buy them online at ezstore.us, or call our store at 609-770-8479.

But it’s not just about the big dinner on Saturday this year. We are stretching it into a Burns Weekend with a gourmet Scottish dinner at Exit Zero Filling Station on Friday, January 24.

We will be offering FIVE delicious courses for $60 — scallops with cauliflower purée; chorizo scotch egg; gratin of smoked haddock and crab with chilli and cheese; Scottish salmon wellington; with the Scottish dessert cranachan to finish up. For an extra $15, you can sign up for a four-course whisky tasting, courtesy of our friends at Arran distillery, who are sponsors of our Burns Weekend and producers of Aran single malt and the Robert Burns whiskies. There will also be acoustic Celtic music and a few musings from myself.

I cannot wait for this very special, exclusive event, which will kick off at 7pm, though feel free to join us earlier for drinks. Please call 609-770-8479 or email me at jack@ exitzero.us to sign up.

American Cuisine Freshest Seafood Sizzling Steaks Great Bar Menu

DECEMBER HOURS bar Fri & Sat at 4pm dinner Fri & Sat at 5pm happy hour 4 pm to 6pm 615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY 609-884-2111 oysterbayrestaurant.com

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Uncle Bill’s

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And FAMILY RESTAURANT

Open 7:00am daily

breakfast w/ Uncle Bill 12/21 & 12/22

Gift card sale! buy $100, get $20 free. or buy $50, get $10 free!

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY MAY

Cape May Beach Buggy

Celebrate the Season!

We Are Open December 27-31 regular hours

Fri-Sun @ 5pm 609-884-5882

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104 JACKSON STREET

Moms

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Our Famous

ITALIAN CHRISTMAS SAUSAGE Available Nov 1 -­ Dec 31

PLACE YOUR ORDER TODAY!

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Where We’re Eating

Here’s what the EZ team had for dinner this week

Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily

Stop by on Hospitality Nights - December 12 & 13 from 7-9pm

HOLIDAY GIFT CARD OFFER!

RECEIVE AN EXTRA $10 FOR EVERY $50 PURCHASED! Stop By, Call or Order Online! Valid November 29 - December 24, 2019

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 tishasfinedining.com Fabulous Food & Cool Cocktails in a casual pub atmosphere!

Happy Hour Daily 3-6pm & All Day Sunday

HALF PRICE WINE BY THE BOTTLE ALL DAY FRIDAY!

HOLIDAY GIFT CARD OFFER! RECEIVE AN EXTRA $10 FOR EVERY $50 PURCHASED! Stop By, Call or Order Online!

Valid November 29 - December 24, 2019

NFL Sunday Ticket CUSTOMER APPRECIATION Tuesday, December 24 11:30am-3:30pm LUNCH & DINNER DAILY

Kitchen Hours: 11:30am-10pm 11:30am-11pm Friday & Saturday

3729 Bayshore Road Nor th Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5WestPub.com

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very week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general vibe.

The restaurant: The Ebbitt Room at the Virginia hotel on glorious Jackson Street.

The bartender: It was our own Katie Repici, formerly operations manager at Exit Zero and who still puts all the photographs into the magazine every week, though that will come to a sad end in a few weeks because Katie is decamping to Denver, Colorado, with her partner Maddie. We will miss her dearly, but Colorado is a place that has been calling her name for a while now.

The drinks: Diane opted for the Blackberry Smash and both Katie and Jack wondered when she had suddenly become a bourbon drinker. Jack had the Paper Plane (bourbon, amaretto and aperol), which was a bit too sweet, so he then switched it back to old faithful, aka the Manhattan. A light argument then ensued as to whether a real Manhattan has bitters. Jack is firmly in the bitters corner, whereas Katie and Kevin were not. Who’s Kevin? See below.

The run-in: We helped secure seats at the buzzy bar for Kevin and Donna, who run Hannah G’s restaurant in Ventnor. We discussed the subjects of overtime, finding good restaurant staff and how totally superior Cape May is to Ventnor. (Actually, we didn’t discuss that — but we did think it.) They were enjoying an overnight stay in Cape May and we strong-armed them into eating breakfast next morning at Exit Zero Filling Station — and they DID turn up, as promised.

The beady eyes: All night, Diane swore that the older lady in the red cardigan at the corner of the bar was giving her stink eye, but she couldn’t figure out why.

The food: Diane had the arugula salad with squash and pear because she wants to lose 30lbs by Christmas, while Jack feasted upon the deviled eggs, ribs and Arctic char because he also wants to lose 30lbs by Christmas but entirely lacks the willpower and, well, food is just too good, right?

The hot tip: We didn’t have them on this night, but the chargrilled Delaware Bay oysters are irresistible. So is the lobster roll, but December doesn’t feel the right time to be ordering lobster roll.

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Romantic Seaside Getaway 9 Lux�r� Guest Rooms

$40 EARLY SEATING PRIX FIXE Offered Sunday - Friday 5:00-5:30 pm *Excluding Holiday Weekends*

OPEN NIGHTLY AT 5:00 PM 1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090 WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM

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Queen

Jerry Krause and family PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

LUNCH 11:30AM - 4:00PM DINNER SUN-THUR 4-8PM & FRI & SAT 4-9PM HAPPY HOUR SUN-FRI 3-6PM LATE NIGHT MENU!

NIGHTLY DINNER SPECIALS!

MONDAY PRIME RIB $22 TUESDAY FINS CHICKEN POT PIE $17 WEDNESDAY FETTUCCINI BOLOGNAISE $18 THURSDAY RUSTIC MEATLOAF $16 all include salad and dessert

BAR SPECIALS!

PIEROGIES & PINTS MONDAY TACO TUESDAY FLATBREAD &WHITE CLAW WEDNESDAY WING NIGHT THURSDAY LIVE ENTERTAINMENT SCHEDULE !

FRI DEC 13 TOM POWDERMAKER 9PM - 12AM

SAT DEC 14 LOVE & BRANCA 9PM - 12AM

SUN DEC 15 LESLIE DEROSE 4PM - 7PM

142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com

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Washington Inn 1st Annual Christmas Dinner To Go

Susan Stasi, Noreen Jodon, Carol Corniola, Jo Bomba

Available for pick up Christmas Day Call for more information and to place your order

609 884 5697 washingtoninn.com

Lila and Hanna Bowling, Addy and Lauren Hengel

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Brian

The little pink house gang PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Rent the Brewery for Your Holiday Party!

Tuesdays and Wednesdays in December

Gift Cards and Growlers Available!

Please check Facebook for Brewery Hours and Information

Free Entry & Parking For Brewery All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum

733 SeaShore road, Cape May, NJ • (609) 854-3077

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fun things to do at...

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Bartender Of The Week

daily tastings & flights * tapas kitchen thu - mon * flights pairing * sundays& bites at 11am * online reservations required

to Wines Tour * vines Saturdays at 2PM online reservations required

This week, Emma Goldmark from The Washington Inn is up. How long have you been bartending? Six months. Favorite drink to make? A Mezcal Negroni because I like the smokiness it adds to the classic negroni.

What’s your bartending pet peeve? When customers snap at me when they want something. Dream job? An architect because I love the creative aspect of building something out of nothing.

Beer Of The Week Live Music every * saturday 2-5 21 + happy hour * fridays 5-8pm with PM

live music & specials exclusive port & * chocolate tasting 2/ 4!

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online reservations required

sorry: no outside food or beverage

609-884-1169

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May

CapeMayWinery.com

Cape May Brewing Co Boughs of Barley 2019 Bourbon variant: 11.2% ABV Port wine variant: 10.5% ABV In the port variant are strong aromas of the port barrels’ presence on the nose, with a hint of port acidity. On the bourbon side is a well-rounded body and a delicate sweetness with strong notes of vanilla, chocolate and oaken char on the nose. Both variants are well-balanced, insanely delicious.

ENTER THE CLIPART CONTEST We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.us (put CLIPART CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204.

Entries by December 19. Random winner will receive a $10 Exit Zero Filling Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Friday. Here’s the exact size of the image. Happy hunting!

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Kelsey, Riley, Adriana

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Undertow

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Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence

here’s nothing that gets my ire up more than middle-aged white folks of BOTH genders bitching about proper lawn chair etiquette for the West Cape May Christmas Parade on Facebook. Never have I seen a more clearly partisan Left (side of the street) vs Right (side of the street) issue. Who’s Left?

Who’s Right? Depends on your point of view (north or south). Might I suggest you avoid the whole controversy in the future by spending the evening at Exit Zero Filling Station listening to live music, sipping and supping. Parades are for kids. And adults who like to openly day-drink at night.

At the very least, let this serve as a stark reminder of how great we have it in this country right now, in this nearly unprecedented era of peace and prosperity, that we have the time and wherewithal to argue about West Cape May Christmas Parade Lawn Chair Etiquette on Facebook. What a glorious time to be alive!

Speaking of the WCM Christmas Parade and EZFS, we held our first-ever Christmas

Under the Canopy over the weekend and it was 50% of a success! Friday night began with me and Walter Sapsai, Jr playing a set of tunes under the gas canopy for some sporadic passers-by as White Christmas played on our makeshift movie screen. Walt and I then moved inside where it was much warmer and much more populated and he proceeded to enthrall the room with a mix of hits and deep cuts that made this Deep Cut Connoisseur extremely jealous. Walt was the bass player for my Billy Joel tribute, The Strangers, from our first set of shows in 2013 to this

past October. Turns out he’s also a stone cold killer ninja assassin guitar player and vocalist.

Saturday was the same inside/outside deal, only with my Tuesday night acoustic partner Bill Caterini and Al Olivero and “It’s a Wonderful Life”. Al is another Strangers and Love me Dudes veteran since 2013, the drummer, so naturally he was on guitar and keys. After an outdoor set, Bill and I abandoned him to the cold and moved inside.

After our first set I was so concerned about Al being all on his lonesome out under the canopy that I went to check on him… to find him surrounded by a throng of 30-40 post-parade revelers and doing just fine. He was really killing it all night.

In all, a very busy, very interesting weekend of music and merriment and hopefully the first of many Christmas Under the Canopies. Big thanks to Walt, Al and Bill, for filling in for Tim Joyce, and an extra thanks to Bill, who helped establish our Tuesday night open mic night and will now be moving on to focus on his solo projects. And please, no one

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516 Carpenter’s Lane capemaypeanutbutterco.com

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Call to Book Your Holiday Party

The Lobster House OPEN DAILY

609-884-8296 thelobsterhouse.com

CLOSED FOR THE SEASON Thank you for a fantastic 2019 & we’ll see you in April 2020!

Call 609-435-5078 to purchase gift cards for the holidays.

tell Tim I needed three musicians to replace him. There’ll be no living with him...

Speaking of EZFS open mic night, last week’s was another fun one, with guests Walter Sapsai, Jr (that guy is everywhere), Brandon Smith and Gregg Carpenter. It was also super-neat to play the show with Jon Katity as my wing man. Most of you know these names by now and can probably hear the cacophony of great music just by reading them. It was just like that, but better. This week’s EZFSOM will be co-hosted by Al Olivero and you’re all invited to come sing, play, drink and eat.

Bar Closer of the Week: John Cooke, who made me promise not to tell anyone he closed the bar last Saturday. Am I doing it right? (Still owe him a beer, week 11.)

Thank You of the Week: To Leslie Weidel, for doing her best to untie the knots in my right shoulder. That 20 seconds brought more relief than my last three doctor’s visits.

VIP Night of the Week: I near forgot about the big VIP night we had at EZFS for all our friends and advertisers! It was great meeting (and serving) so many of you, though I was a little distressed at the very few offers of quid pro quo. You know, come to my store, I’ll give you a free thing and you can write about how great it is. (Maybe if we called it bribery more people would understand it.) Oh well, turns out our advertisers have ethics. How dare they!

I’ve watched The Irishman twice now and have still seen no sign of Hugh Murray. And Joe Pesci’s Irish accent is the worst I’ve ever heard.

Zinger of the Week: The smoke alarms went off during an O’Brien & Joyce gig last week, prompting regular visitor Laura Roberts to request “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” And here I thought Dennis Flanagan was the clever half of that couple…

Zinger of the Week II: As I strolled in for my serving shift last Wednesday, EZ Girl Friday

December 12, 2019 Katie Repici entered the kitchen.

Lunch cook Eric Gerlacher asked, “How was your Hot Chick?” Katie replied, “Great!”

Unsolicited, I offered, “I didn’t know you had a date last night.”

Silence ensued. The, uh, Hot Chick is a, uh, sandwich.

Debbie Yamashita and George Dick have become regulars at Ye Olde EZFS, usually on live music nights. He’s a very nice guy, but she, whether sitting at the bar having a cocktail or at a table enjoying dinner, lights up the whole room with her smile.

Seriously, it’s a privilege to earn one. George really out-kicked the coverage on this one. I know that feeling.

If you, like me, deliver magazines for four hours every Wednesday night/Thursday morning, might I suggest the perfect listening experience is to stream WXPN on your Bluetooth radio while occasionally switching over to 101.5 WCFA-LP just as “Orange Crush” by R.E.M. comes on. I swear, someone over there is reading this column...

I’m told several of my readers made it over to Eat Well in North Cape May on my recent recommendations. First, this is a very wise thing to do because their fresh baked goods, soups and sandwiches are amazing. Second, this means I AM NOW AN INFLUENCER! PEOPLE MUST DO WHAT I TELL THEM! NOW BRING ME SOME BACON AND EGGS AND DIET DR PEPPER BECAUSE I’M REALLY TRYING TO CUT MY CARBS! Michelle Walsh, an office person at Richard M. Teitelman Middle School, made a point of telling me how jazzed her daughter Maddie was that I recently wrote about some Billy Joel deep cuts, saying something along the lines of, “Mom! Someone else has heard ‘Sleeping With the Television On’”! Not only have I heard and sung this song, Maddie, but you, by also knowing it, are one of the two or three coolest kids in the world. ’Til next week, don’t get caught in The Undertow.

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K I C K- O F F YO U R W E E K E N D Watch the game with sound at the Boiler Room, where locals dine on made-to-order pizza, cold beers, and more, featuring fresh ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm.

OPEN MONDAY - FRIDAY FROM 5PM • SATURDAY & SUNDAY FROM NOON 12 HDTVS FEATURING SPORTS • BEER & COCKTAILS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT • HALF PRICE WINE - TUESDAY NIGHTS

BOILERROOMCAPEMAY.COM LUNCH, DINNER, LATE-NIGHT MENUS AND TAKEOUT | 609.884.6507 | 200 CONGRESS PLACE

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FUN BREAKFAST & LUNCH DISHES

GREAT BURGERS &

CURRIES FOR DINNER

COOL COCKTAILS & LOCAL DRAFTS!

Every Tuesday, Friday & Saturday night come listen to Terry O’Brien & Friends.

Great tunes, great food, great times!

110 Sunset Boulevard 609-770-8479 exitzero.com

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OPEN DAILY sun-THU 8am -9pm FRI & SAT 8am-10pm

don’t miss HAPPY HOUR

4-6 DAILY! BRINCH WITH THE GRINCH SUNDAY, DEC 15 FROM 9AM-1PM FOOD & DRINK SPECIALS & A GRUMPY HOST Open Daily Year-Round for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner!

closed Thanksgiving

and Christmas Day

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12/7: West Cape May Christmas Parade PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Herman family

Emma, Emily, Leah, Lennon, Abby

The Ryans, Haskes and Vans family

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12/7: West Cape May Christmas Parade

Carolyn and Christopher Soranno

Bunny’s bunch PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Snack While You Shop Stay energized during shopping marathons with a treat from the Beach Plum Bakery & Café located inside West End Garage. Featuring La Colombe Coffee products and homemade doughnuts.

HOURS:

Café: Friday - Sunday 8am-4pm Monday - Thursday 8am-2pm Shopping: Friday - Saturday 10am-6pm Sunday - Thursday 10am-5pm antique furniture • accessories • estate jewelry • vintage memorabilia • framed artwork • home goods 609. 770. 8 2 6 1

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12/7: West Cape May Christmas Parade

Bonnie, Arlene

Jeanette Daily Urquhart, Bernadette Matthews

Gary, Grayson, Crystal

John and Colleen Joyce PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Festive Holiday, Family-Style Meals To Go

Party Trays Â&#x; Antipasto Â&#x; Crab Fingers Shrimp Cocktail Â&#x; Scallops Wrapped in Bacon Sushi Tuna w/Wasabi, Pickled Ginger, Soy Sauce & Rice Crackers Planked Salmon w/Sweet Cajun Rub Prime Rib with Au Jus Baked Ham with Pineapple Honey Sauce Roast Turkey Breast with Sausage Stuffing & Gravy Roast Pork Loin with Mushroom Gravy Baked Salmon with Asian Ginger Sauce

for parties of six or more

Prepared by Executive Chef Carl PRICES STARTING @ $140

Also booking private events for 2020. Please call or text David for more info at 610-476-1333.

Central Avenue & Park Blvd in Cape May

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The Rogers clan with one Jets fan

Richard and JoAnn Merkel, Vicki and Bob Nauta

SUNSET LIQUORS Sunset & broadway

10-10 mon-sat & 12-10 sun • 609-435-5052

Muttart family

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

B, L, D

$12-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

$17-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

Should I Food For Other Book?

Kids? Details

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555 www.innofcapemay.com

Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the beach. Enjoy a cocktail on their lovely porch as you watch people go by.

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a choice of indoor and outdoor dining.

B, L, D

THE BOILER ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8421 www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven pizza with draft beers.

D, Sunday L

$10-$16 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 400 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 770-8559 www.delaneyscapemay.com

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat pies have been receiving rave reviews.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5700 www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar for a quintessential Cape May dining experience.

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$28-$38 V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

NO

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E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials.

B, L, D

$15-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

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EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May (609) 770-8479

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun American dishes, too and great burgers. If we do say so, the breakfast and lunch items are bangin’! Don’t miss a great Happy Hour every day 4-6pm.

B, L, D

$14-$26 Cards: V, MC,AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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5 WEST PUB 3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5westpub.com

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s.

Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.

L, D

$6-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

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HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, good food, regular entertainment, and the views are spectacular.

B, L, D

$6-$30 Cards: V, MC

FULL BAR

NO

YES

ub HU

THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May (609) 884-8296 www.thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape May experience.

B, L, D

$5-$48.50 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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LOUISA’S CAFÉ 104 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5882

Long before farm to table was the hot new thing to talk about, Louisa’s was practicing that philosophy.

Nearly 40 years later, they’re maintaining that culinary excellence. Fresh ingredients, good food.

D

$20-$25 Cash Only

BYOB

YES

NO

H

LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, Cape May 609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.

L, D

$6-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

For tables of eight or more

YES

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KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season

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The Warmth of Jackson Street Where Taste & Togetherness Converge

Nestled in the Virginia Hotel, live piano music echos from The Ebbitt Room with flavorful notes from their award-winning wine collection. Set to the backdrop of a cozy fireplace, guests enjoy a seasonal or a holiday menu featuring farm-inspired meals from local Beach Plum Farm.

Half-priced beer and wine by the glass, Monday - Friday, 4pm - 6pm.

Early Dining Menu, Sunday - Friday, 5pm-6:30pm, 3 Course Prix Fixe $35+

Reservations 609.884.5700 | EbbittRoom.com | 25 Jackson Street

• Open Nightly • Piano Friday - Saturday Nights • Complimentary Valet Parking • Holiday Dining - Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve • Edible Jersey Local Heroes 2019 • Wine Specator Award of Excellence 2019

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

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$10-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H U

B, L, D

$9-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

u b H

D

$12-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

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D

$22-$39 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

YES

NO

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While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have unveiled an exciting breakfast menu.

B, L, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H

RUSTY NAIL 205 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-0017 www.caperesorts.com/rusty-nail

Coldest beer and coolest vibe in town. The iconic Rusty Nail is the place to be for a uniquely Cape May experience. And they even have non-alcoholic brew and menu items for dogs!

B, L, D

$10-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.

B, L, D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

b U

TOMMY’S FOLLY CAFÉ 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-6522 www.congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies, as well as healthy and tasty lunch options.

B, L

$1-$7 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

NO

NO

YES

u b H U

THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live entertainment.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

b H

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach views — and dine with your dog if the weather is nice.

B, L

$4-$9 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

u b H U

UNION PARK Beach Avenue and Howard Street (609) 884-8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly magazine.

Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.

D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

u b H

D

$18-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H

What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience.

Listen to live piano music as you eat, or linger over cocktails at the classic bar.

OCEAN VIEW Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May (609) 884-3772 www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-2111 www.oysterbayrestaurant.com

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic, generous dishes.

PETER SHIELDS INN 1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu and excellent wine list matches it all the way.

Should I Food For Book?

Kids?

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season

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11/29: Black Friday At Cape May Brewing Co

Justin, Erin, Ed, Ashley, Rosie

George Rohman, Karen Flood and Kerri Flood, Kaitlyn Smith

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Want to be seen by around 15,000 people every week?

Advertise in EZ! 609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.us

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Molly, Doug, Kathleen, Brett, Carly Winger

Joe Gallone, Amanda Gallone, Kevin Mcsorley, Andrew Beggs

Rachael Walker, Jimmy Windle

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Joe

Canal’s OF CAPE MAY

DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet Splits for BYOB!

Holiday Gift Baskets made to order

918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY 609-884-7676 & RIO GRANDE AT 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH 609-886-9786

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Michelle, Fish, Joey, Jamie, Lily PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

CHRISTMAS AT CONGRESS HALL

December 25 th, 2019 Gather with family and friends at Congress Hall.

We have two delicious Christmas dining options.

Blue Pig Tavern Christmas: 2pm-8pm Ballroom Christmas Buffet: 1pm-5pm Gather around for delicious holiday favorites like Maple Glazed Bacon Wrapped Grilled Quail, Roast Pork Loin, Wild Mushroom Ravioli and more.

For Christmas reservations call (609) 884-6542 for the Ballroom Buffet and (609) 884-8422 for the Blue Pig Tavern 200 Congress Place, Cape May | caperesorts.com

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Perfect Stocking Stuffers

Only @ EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION 110 Sunset Boulevard 609-770-8479

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WINTER WONDERL AND DON’T MISS THE TRAIN THIS SEASON

Celebrate the most magical time of year in Cape May with our annual holiday events for the whole family.

WINTER WONDERLAND OPEN Through December 31 BREAKFAST WITH SANTA Congress Hall’s Grand Ballroom Saturdays and Sundays, through December 22 HOLIDAY DINNER & BINGO WITH BLUE AND THE CLAUSES Congress Hall’s Grand Ballroom | Saturdays, December 14 - 28 A CONGRESS HALL CHRISTMAS A Cape May Stage production in Congress Hall’s Harrison Room Thursdays, Fridays & Sundays, through December 29 ENJOY ALL THIS AND MORE Festive Holiday Decorations | Ride the Congress Hall Express and Carousel Holiday Shopping Village with 29 specialty vendors | Santa’s Workshop Gingerbread House Building | Story Time with Mrs. Claus Winter Wonderland Concert Series | Tasty Treats and Delicious Drinks

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The Old Fogey

I

Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

am not a fan of “amusing” Christmas sweaters. Especially when worn ironically by those of you who, lacking any definable character traits that might be considered interesting, have decided that a knitted garment of clear bad taste will in fact signal wackiness or an ability to laugh at oneself. They are little better than socks emblazoned with cartoon characters.

Don’t get me wrong — there are a very few number of very notable exceptions. My faithless manservant, Kitchener, for example, always wore one that his mother had knitted for him, that was red and fluffy (angora, possibly) with white trim, and had (in case the observer was not getting the already clumsily made point) the word “SANTA” across the chest. That was not the genius of the garment. Close to the ragged hem on the front was an arrow pointing downwards and the words “this way to my bulging sack.”

None of this should have been amusing, except Kitchener is a rather literal chap, and never ever seemed to appreciate the joke.

He would wander around during the fabled

D’Catur Mansion Christmas Party, bemused but happy at being the center of a traveling bubble of laughter and pointing.

In the end, the laugh was on us, when Mae West (who used to holiday here with a small crowd including that awful rake, Errol Flynn) made the punchline herself: that lady had fast hands and a ribald sense of humor.

So, she grabbed hold of poor Kitchener as he passed with a tray of amuse bouches, and a moment later, he shrieked, and she screamed and fell in a dead faint.

When she was revived, her eyes were wide, and she could only mutter “the bulging sack…” over and over, whilst eyeing Kitchener like a starving wolf regarding a steak.

On reflection, the chap did lean forward a little when standing up, as if off balance. We never mentioned it again, not least because one’s mother should not be knitting one a sweater boasting of her son’s, um, meat and two veg. However, since that day, Kitchener seems more confident and certainly more popular with the ladies and some gents.

But unless you are both as un-self-aware and as apparently extravagantly endowed as Kitchener, do not dare to show up with a joke jumper on, or I will have you thrashed. But to show that we love a joke, offenders will have their own sweater removed with scissors and be made to wear a rather fetching one that declares in Comic Sans font, “I was beaten off by Jackson D’Catur”.

Why, I can hardly dictate this for laughing already, so heaven knows how utterly hilarious you will all (including the beatee) find it on the evening of the party.

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11/29: Black Friday At Cape May Brewing Co

Eve Berger, Leah Yost

Kevin, Eileen, Steve, Delia, Cody, Kevin PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

NYE Dinner & Party PRIX FIXE 7-COURSE DINNER

3 seatings @ 4pm, 6pm & 8pm $85 per person Only Want to Come to the Countdown Party? $10 at the Door — Starts @ 10pm Lite Bites Champagne Favors Noisemakers 1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May l 609-898-2244 l capemaylamer.com/dining

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The Original

FUDGE KITCHEN

Holiday Offer For Our

Special Friends

1-Pound Box of Fudge shipped anywhere in USA

Only $24.50

2-Pound Box... $40.95 SHIPPING INCLUDED! Price includes pure whipped cream fudge, elegant holiday gift wrap, sales tax, postage, packaging and handling. We do it all! All you have to do is call 1-800-23-FUDGE Place order now and tell us when you want it shipped. Special Offer ends TUESDAY, DECEMBER 17!

Send Your Holiday Greeting with Our Traditional Favorites: Plain Chocolate, Plain Vanilla, Chocolate Nut and Vanilla Nut in a Beautiful Gift Box!

1-800-23-FUDGE FudgeKitchens.com FOR GOODIES MADE BY THE SEA!

Something New

Creamy Fudge Christmas Trees!

OPEN DAILY ON WASHINGTON STREET MALL & PROMENADE

Serving Coffee, Cappuccino & Hot Chocolate!

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Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler custom design and repairs

Brew crew

510 CARPENTERS LANE l 609-854-4489 trinketscapemay.com

ARDEN’S KIDS GIFTS & CLOTHING

Alex, Mike, Laura, Sarah, Helen

OPEN YEAR ROUND Washington Common, Cape May 609-884-8643 l lynnardens.com

Ed, Jimmy, Kathie, Michael, Meghan, Matt

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12/1: Family Promise Evening Of Giving Thanks At Washington Inn

Karen and Tom Clarkson, Mary Ann and Eddie Castagnetta, Jeanne and Al Shelley, Marvin Zektzer

Sandra and Derek Jensen

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Cape May Linen Outlet

109 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May Â&#x; OPEN DAILY Sun - Thu 10 - 4 l Fri & Sat 10 - 5

Take 20% Off Your Entire Purchase through December 23, 2019!

Offer is Good on 1 Purchase per Customer, In-Store & Phone Orders through December 23, 2019! Offer is not good on Website orders or on previous purchases.

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Cape May Wicker 203 Sunset, West Cape May 609-884-1849 Thu - Sun 9-5 1930 Route 9, Clermont 609-624-3031 Daily 9-5

The 20/30 Christmas Sale!

20% off all Christmas candles & 30% off all other Christmas dĂŠcor

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Grace and Dennis Krause, Kathy and Tony Monzo

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MaryAnn’s CONTEMPORARY

& ESTATE JEWELRY

14kt Yellow Sapphire & Diamond Zig-Zag Necklace 511 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, CAPE MAY (next to fudge kitchen) • (609) 898-8786 Also at 15 N. Black Horse Pike, Runnemede • (856) 939-0230

Christmas Clearance Barbara and Bill Garrison

Marty and Mary Ellen Sannino

Sale!!!!!

Summer Clothing $10 Fall Clothing & Jewelry 30% off

Kaleidoscope Jen Swain, Debbie and Paul Gioquindo

506 WASHINGTON STREET MALL 609-884-1702 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM

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Raw Local & world honey Clean, natural Face & body care

Pure beeswax candles Tasting bar: 40+ varieties

Spend $75 or more and get a $10 gift card!

Closed Tuesday & Wednesday 135 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May [ across from exit zero ] 609-425-6434 Âť capemayhoneyfarm.com

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The Activity Column Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there

W

ine, the poet said, is the “liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.” If that sounds like perfect ammunition to get through the dark days of December, think about how much better it will be when you learn something about it. Luckily, Cape May offers plenty of educational opportunities.

You don’t have to study wine to enjoy it, but knowledge elevates the drinking experience. No one is suggesting you become a wine snob, just that you determine what you like and explore great tastes for the people you host. Maybe you can learn to match a wine with your signature dish — find a vigonier to set off your roast chicken, or a syrah to complement your grilled cheese. Or, as you plan your dream trip, sample the wines of the region to learn about the geography and culture — you’ll feel like you’re halfway there. Celebrating a significant anniversary?

Determine the best wines bottled that year.

Mix up your New Year’s Eve with an unusual sparkling wine.

Hats

Tees

Tanks

Experts suggest that you start your learning experience with a notebook, and simply record wines that you like. Ask your friends for their favorites. Talk to the people at your local liquor store and become a “regular.”

Read up on the great wine producing regions of the world. Join the Sunday Wine Club on the Porch at Washington Inn on Sunday, December 15, from 3:30 to 5:30. Wine director Alena Scrocca will be sharing her knowledge, along with wine tastings and a cheese plate. Seating is limited, and reservations are required — call 609-884-5697. $40 per person.

Or, take a trolley tour Cape May Wine Trail on Saturday, December 28, at 11:00am.

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Hoodies

Start with lunch and tastings at Willow Creek Winery, then travel to Natali Vineyards for tastings and cheese and crackers. Admission is $75. Purchase your tickets in advance, because space is limited. For more information, call 609-884-5404. You can also visit a winery on your own.The Hawk Haven tasting room is open daily, year-round, for tastings and sales (closed Christmas). Visit the wine bar for an educational tasting, or help them Uncork Christmas on Saturday, December 14. Visit hawkhavenvineyard.com for details.

Cape May Winery offers Traditional Tastings for $10, along with special events like Flights and Bites. Visit capemaywinery.com for more information. Natali Wines offers tastings paired with cheese selections from the Misty Meadow Sheep Dairy - visit natalivineyards. com to learn more. The wine educators at Willow Creek are waiting to teach you with tastings starting at $10. They also host an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party on Friday, December 20, from 5:30-9pm. Celebrate the season with music, tapas, and dancing around the fire pit. Call 609-770-8782 for reservations.

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Just for Laughs

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Falling for a book

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Cape Atlantic Book Company OPEN @ 10am

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AVIATION MUSEUM AT THE

December 12, 2019

The Quicky Horoscopes Your near future in two sentences by Lady Diane

CAPE MAY AIRPORT

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ARIES You will put many exclamation marks into your texts to make sure all your friends and acquaintances know you’re not being passive aggressive. You will sprinkle in some happy-face emojis just to be sure.

TAURUS You will wonder briefly if you are using too much garlic in your cooking. You will decide there is no such thing as too much garlic.

GEMINI You will set out to spend the weekend working on your novel. You will actually spend the weekend contemplating which Hallmark movie character you are most like.

CANCER You will know the final Jeopardy answer. No one will be around to witness it.

LEO You will think no one notices as you take a stealthy selfie of your muscles in the mirror at North Beach Health Club. Everyone will notice.

VIRGO You will make a quick trip to Cape May’s Acme without showering. You will run into 17 people you know.

LIBRA You will make a quick trip to West Cape May’s CVS without showering. You will run into 47 people you know.

SCORPIO You will attempt to do all of your Christmas shopping at the local vendors at Winter Wonderland, Congress Hall. You will feel very good about yourself.

SAGITTARIUS You will get into a heated debate over which is the best hot chocolate recipe. You will pour scorn on ANYONE who suggests almond milk over the real stuff.

CAPRICORN You will finally give the dog a bath. It will be traumatic for everyone involved.

AQUARIUS If you don’t have kids, you will be asked 369 times when you plan on having them. If you do have kids, you will be asked 276 times when you plan on having more.

PISCES You will once again miss the deadline for sending Christmas cards and gifts to friends overseas. You will swear that this will never happen again.

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The Answer Lady

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero. us. Or, simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate the wisdom herein.

Dear Answer Lady I think I am going to have to sue my sister and it makes me sick, but I can’t think of another other option. Our father has dementia and my sister has twice coerced him into signing the farm over to her. By accident, I found the will and had a judge overturn it, but she keeps on trying to get him to sign yet another, leaving all his assets to her. This is after I have offered $30,000 to buy her out. Our father cannot last much longer and I feel I have no other recourse, but I feel guilty. — Cut Out Dear Out Feel free to be guilt-free. Your sister has no moral compass. What kind of person takes advantage of a parent in that manner? Not to mention her betrayal of you. It is better to take action now before your father succumbs, otherwise emotions will really escalate. You

Wise answers to perplexing questions

need to make sure you keep your own mental health strong. A cup of herbal tea at Ostara’s would be a good start and believe it or not, physical exercise — either a trip to North Beach Gym or take advantage of our own natural resources, the beach and our nature trails.

Dear Answer Lady I am always at a loss as to what to give my boss for Christmas. It’s touchy. I am his private secretary and am always cautious about becoming over-familiar. There are many people in the office as well and they are always

looking to suck up and making snide remarks about my relationship with him — which is, and always has been, strictly professional.

I certainly don’t want to do anything which could be construed as over-the-top. Still, he is a really good boss and I want to show my appreciation. Plus, his wife is so nice to me.

What would you suggest? — Gift-Challenged Dear Challenged This is easy. A gift certificate to his favorite restaurant would be perfect and something he and his wife could enjoy. Don’t do anything that will break your piggy bank, but there are so many choices – Sapore Italiano in West Cape May, Lucky Bones, Oyster Bay, Louisa’s, Tisha’s and so many more. Again, The Answer Lady would suggest you not exceed your budget.

A $50 gift certificate would be acceptable. It’s enough of a gesture to show your appreciation but not enough to raise eyebrows. If you want to spend less, then a nice bottle of wine or liquor is also a safe bet. Collier’s, Sunset Liquors or Joe Canal’s would be the place to stop. None of these type of gifts will compromise you in any way.

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The Art Corner

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Featuring « Handcrafted Tables « Home Decor « Wine Racks

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Rico, Mary, Elise and George at Margaritaville in Key West

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Bird Droppings

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Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu

veryone wants to give that perfect gift for the holidays. This year, why not make it a game-changing gift, one that will put the recipient on the path to a lifetime of discovery. Everyone likes engaging nature, and birds are Ma Nature’s envoys. Birds can be counted upon to engage you wherever your travels take you.

It’s a treasure hunt and every bird you discover is another piece of booty in the coffers of your mind.

The way to unlock this treasure is to give someone the tools that engage and decode the world. Two instruments: binoculars and a field guide. The birds do the rest.

Young or old, birds are equal opportunity subjects. I started birding when I was seven. I just met a 95-year-old Catholic nun who was birding for the very first time. Ethnic background, belt size, income, education.

None of these things matter. Birding vaults all socio-economic barriers. A delight for all eyes, brown or blue or in between.

And a delight for the ears, too. You already thrill to hear the birds in spring.

Imagine how much more pleasure you’ll gain by being able to pin a name to the vocalist.

Binoculars and a field guide. Easy as that.

Don’t be daunted by price or formulas.

There are bins designed with bird study in mind for under $100. Binoculars that focus close, focus quickly and offer you an image that makes you say “WOW.” So this holiday season, put WOW in the hands of someone special. Hardly anyone is giving WOW at less than the price of a Lexus.

As for field guides, the Kenn Kaufman Guide To Birds is designed with beginners in mind. The Sibley Guide is the gold standard.

Head on over to Cape May Bird Observatory, 701 East Lake Drive and get their advice.

It’s not every place that has a resource like this. Take advantage of it and know that they also offer a wealth of optics on sale. Lots of makes and models at prices that will fit the tightest budget.

Part of your holiday present can be field trips with that special somebody. You live in Cape May, the birding capital of North America. Five hundred bird species under the tree. Seven hundred in North America.

Ten thousand in the world.

So if you are searching for a life-changing gift for someone between 7-95, think bird watching, North America’s #2 outdoor activity. Next year you can give them a birding trip or workshop to boost their skills. Arizona, California, Alaska, the Rio Grand Valley... it’s a treasure hunt and the starting point is your own backyard which in Cape May is so bird-rich, some people never leave.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

ZION spent his life with a family but they could take him with them when they moved. He is an active boy and loves to run in the yard. He is quite the character and wants his personal space respected, so an adult household would suit him better. For those who understand chihuahuas, Zion is very typical - once he warms up, he is content and affectionate.

CHEWY arrived at the shelter as a stray, but spent several days in a home with other dogs and kids. He was friendly and playful in the household. It is estimated that Chewy is less than two years old and could do well with another dog and older kids. Chewy is very playful and loving towards people and with some training, could be a wonderful pet!

Robert Panaccio, VMD Robert Moffatt, VMD Nancy Reilly, VMD Patricia J. Link, DVM

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PRINCESS is a happy, affectionate and playful girl. She enjoys chasing balls and walking, but prefers to sit on your feet. Princess is house trained and comfortable being crated.

She enjoys car rides as well. Princess is 8 years old and would do best in an adult home with no other animals. Bring home a princess this Christmas and adopt today!

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

FENTON is a cool Siamese mix with a lot of personality. Sometimes he can be afraid of new situations, but once he gets to know you, Fenton loves to be pet and even snuggle in your lap. Come down to the shelter to meet sweet Fenton today! He’d make a great gift this holiday season!

GABBY & PORK CHOP are mother and son who lived happily together in a house their whole lives, until unfortunately their owner passed away. They miss her, and miss having a home. They love each other very much, so cannot be separated! But that shouldn’t be a problem because they are both sweet cats that love affection and being pet. Adopt today!

BRANDY had a bit of a rough life so far. She used to live outside and then she had babies.

Someone brought her into the shelter so her babies could be safe and get adopted. Brandy had to have surgery on her eye do to allergies.

But don’t worry, Brandy’s eye doesn’t bother her anymore, it just looks a little different.

Adopt this poor angel today!

Congress Hall | Sandpiper | Star Inn | Beach Shack | Virginia Hotel | West End Garage

Seeking individuals with curiosity, energy and an instinct for service. We’ll provide the rest.

NOW HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS! Front Desk | Housekeeping | Maintenance | Marketing | Culinary | Restaurant Banquets | Retail | Farm | Human Resources | Valet | Groundskeeping

If you can see yourself as part of the team, a member of our family then apply at CapeCareers.com or call 609.884.6533.

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PROPERTY PAGES

MT. VERNON MOTEL, 301 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY Business opportunity on Beach Avenue in picturesque Cape May is now on the market. Family owned and operated 25-unit motel, with off-street parking, onebedroom living quarters, office and utility room, in-ground pool, outside showers and sundeck.

Motel offers 12 efficiency units and 13 one-bedroom units. Ocean views with outside seating for each room to enjoy the surf and beach scenery. Just a block from some of the most spectacular sunsets the Cape has to offer.

The possibilities are endless with this beachfront location. Possible sub division. Please call listing agent for all showings.

Call Mary Moore at Coastline Realty on 609-884-5005

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WINTER IS GREAT IN CAPE MAY! Let us help you plan your off-season vacation

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729 Franklin Street Unit B, Cape May Under Contract

Listed by CHARITY R. CLARK BROKER SALESPERSON GRI, ABR 609.408.2192 charitycapemay@gmail.com A magnificent townhouse steps to downtown and only 4 blocks to the beach.

This unit was the showcase unit of the Franklin Street Church Cape May Designer Show House.

1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com

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FOR SALE

Jersey Cape Realty

107 Harvard Avenue, Cape May Point 6 BR/6BA Stunning oceanfront home.

Bright, meticulously restored luxurious Victorian. $2,195,000

SALES & RENTALS

James Zeitler Sales Associate

Direct: 609-741-0664 Email: Zeitler89@comcast.net

FOR SALE

498 W. Perry Street, Cape May 7 BR/6.5 BA HGTV-quality renovation!

Super investment property. $1,595,000

FOR SALE

15 Broadway, Unit 16, Cape May 2 BR/1 BA Exceptional beach block rental with modern kitchen. $539,000

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

739 Washington Street, Cape May

FOR SALE

406 Alexander Avenue, Cape May Point 2 renovated beach cottages on one lot! Close to beach. $899,500

FOR SALE

4 Fernwood Road, Townbank 4 BR/3.5 BA Custom, high-end home.

Bay views and pool! $995,000

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

609-884-8428 cbcapemay.com

THE SANDPIPER, UNIT 315 11 Beach Avenue, Cape May Asking Price $999,999 This 2 bedroom 2 bath unit is one of the most requested units in the complex, located on the top floor corner with direct ocean views. It had over $100,000 in gross revenues for 2019. The Sandpiper offers the amenities of a 5-star hotel with the convenience of individual ownership.

Owners can use their units exclusively, rent them out completely, or any combination. Amenities include pool, sauna and workout rooms. Condo fee includes all major utility costs, including water, sewer, heating and A/C.

LISTING AGENT Chris Bezaire Broker Salesperson 609-972-6927

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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED

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Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS

740 MAPLE AVENUE, WEST CAPE MAY

4 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths $799,900

New Construction by Pray Builders. Highly desirable firstfloor bedroom with en suite bath. Also on the first floor — great room with beamed ceiling and gas fireplace, kitchen, dining area, entrance foyer and powder room.

Spencer, Emilee, Dave, Morg, Gab

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Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

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JOSEPH (JODY) ALESSANDRINE, SRS

Realtor l Sales Associate

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Thinking of listing your property? With the lowest inventory in several years, it’s best to choose a Designated Sellers’ Representative Specialist, like Joseph (Jody) Alessandrine, SRS. WHAT JODY’S PAST SELLERS SAY:

“In all of the numerous real estate transactions, I never remembering appreciating so much a realtor’s service.” — Mark G. “Jody, it was because of you and your willingness to hold open houses, that we sold our house quickly and for top dollar. You were a very patient, tenacious and professional agent, and we were very pleased when we received multiple offers.” — Mary A.

Contact Jody for a FREE Comparative Market Analysis today!

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FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED FULL-SERVICE REAL ESTATE OFFICE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK! Expanded

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Beach Block

South of Canal

Listed $1,450,000

Listed $360,000

Listed $899,000

Listed $499,000

10 SWAN AVENUE CAPE MAY 6 Bedrooms | 4.5 Baths

302 MONOMY TERRACE TRANQUILITY, LOWER TWP 4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths

509 PEARL AVENUE, A&B CAPE MAY POINT 7 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths

810 MAYFLOWER AVENUE COLD SPRING 4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths

Beach Front

New Construction

25 Units

Water View

Listed $925,000

Listed $249,900

Listed $6,800,000

Listed $196,700

1625 BEACH AVENUE UNIT B, CAPE MAY 3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths

384 MIAMI AVENUE VILLAS 3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths

301 BEACH AVENUE CAPE MAY Mt. Vernon Hotel

7100 SEAVIEW AVENUE #302 WILDWOOD CREST 1 Bedroom | 1 Bath

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE CAPE MAY 609-884-5005

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BARBARA McPHERSON Realtor Sales Associate

Serving Clients for 20 Years: Buying, Selling & Renting

609-780-7652

Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com

PET-FRIENDLY RENTAL 1084 SHUNPIKE ROAD, CAPE MAY

Available for short-term rentals. 3 bedroom, 1 bath, pet-friendly, overlooking a wildlife pond!

2-night minimum. Book it today!

ED C0NNOLLY

Broker Sales Associate With superior marketing and strategic planning you can expect a greater return on your investment.

Call me today for a free comprehensive evaluation of your property.

609-602-3089

Ed@CoastlineRealty.com

JUST LISTED: THE OCTAGON HOUSE 1386 LAFAYETTE ST. CAPE MAY

Designated as a “Key” property in Cape May. A truly unique architectural gem in a city known for its architecture. Please Call for details.

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2018

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Jack, Isabel

Keith, Tom Sho, Ricky Bob Johnson, El Salvator The 9th, Gabi, Eddie PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Ryan Griffin Salesperson Direct: 609.602.5578 Office: 609.884.1300

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

608 SECOND AVE., WEST CAPE MAY New construction.

5 BR/3.5 BA Cape Cod offers all of the modern elements. Exterior features include an outdoor shower, professional landscaping, & alley access. $889,000

FOR SALE!

105 WILLIAMS ST., 151 STIMPSON LN., 717 TOWN BANK RD., 928 CAROL AVE., NORTH CAPE MAY WEST CAPE MAY COLD SPRING ERMA Remodeled 4 BR/2 BA home 2 BR/1 BA quintessential North of the Canal.

6 BR/3 BA home on an cottage with rear studio space positioned on a larger lot w/ 4 BR/2.5 BA home featuring oversized lot w/ exposed roof paver patio, fire pit, & storage an in-ground pool is positioned trusses, updated kitchen, & featuring its own kitchen & building. $244,900 powder room. $355,000 on 1.76 Acres. $439,000 rear workshop. $258,000

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

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Jeff Casella, Taryn aka Casella, Shawn Wilson

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE

’ Tis the season to be freezin’ l Property Inspections l Storm Prep & Cleanup l House Cleaning & Repairs l Personal Errands & More!

1400 texas avenue, unit #2, cape may (609) 884-8444 | wkrservices.com

Carol, Bobby birthday Bboy, Anna, Matt

GAIL WILSEY-MORRISON

207 Congress Place, Cape May One of Cape May’s few grand Victorian cottages to have survived as a singlefamily home. It combines the grandeur of the old with the efficiency of the new.

High ceilings, original gilt mirrors and large airy rooms overlook an expansive, fully-fenced garden plus off-street parking for four cars. Elegant living and dining rooms were made for entertaining. They and the master bedroom have tall French doors accessing double porches front and rear with expansive views of the ocean and garden. $2,800,000

Lindsey, Eileen, Tommy

501 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY CELL 609-602-0405 • OFFICE: 609-884-1007 www.gailwilsey.com

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Sol Needles Real Estate

512 Washington Mall, Cape May

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609-884-8428 § cbcapemay.com

YEAR ROUND DUPLEX

WATERFRONT W/ DOCK

LUXURY LIVING AT THE BEACH

RENTAL

5900 New Jersey Avenue Wildwood Crest

1527-1529 Yacht Avenue Cape May

416 Congress Street Cape May

650 Town Bank Road North Cape May

Asking price: $399,000 70 x 90 fenced-in corner lot

Asking price: $1,999,500 Building footprint established

REDUCED price: $1,595,000 4 bedrooms /4.5 baths

$3,000/monthly 1,700 sq ft professional office space

DEVIL’S REACH CONDOMINIUM

SUNSETS, BAY VIEWS & BEACHES

1520 Yacht Avenue Unit 201, Cape May

10 Delaware Bay Drive Villas

Asking price: $599,000 3 bedrooms /2 baths

CHARMING TWO STORY HOME

312 Pacific Avenue West Cape May Asking price: $729,000 3 bedrooms /2 baths

Our properties are selling and our inventory is low.

If you are interested in listing your home for sale or rent, call us today for a free consultation!

Asking price: $649,000 6 bedrooms /4 full - 2 half baths

HISTORIC HOTEL

107 Grant Street Cape May

Asking price: $6,500,000 Hotel Alcott

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED

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Heather and Matt Maertzig

Johnny, Molly

Mike, Destiny

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29 Harbor Cove, Cape May 6 bedrooms, 4 full and 2 half baths $3,195,000 Cape May Harbor Village and Yacht Club is the site of this gracious custom designed home built to capture spectacular Harbor and Marina views from all three floors, rooms, decks and porches overlooking an inground pool, firepit and professionally landscaped grounds.

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com

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Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS

Buying & selling with integrity & trust

Heijung Park-Colameco Broker / Sales 609-602-8641 Cell Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com

JUST LISTED

6 W. Woodlands Avenue, CMCH

Call today for more information

Sam, Jess Doc, Kayla Klott

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Stacy Hutchinson Broker Associate Direct: 609.972.6004 Office: 609.884.1300 Barbara Wilson, Larry Brown

Tammy, Kathy

Email: SHutchinson@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE! 501 INDIAN AVE., NORTH CAPE MAY 3 BR/1.5 BA sprawling rancher w/ original hardwood floors, attached garage, & enclosed porch. $329,000

Victoria and Rebecca Campbell, Mary Williams

UNDER CONTRACT!

301 QUEEN STREET., UNIT 5, CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA top floor, end unit of the Benton Condos with excellent rental history. $299,900

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

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RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGES

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Gina, Deanna, Justin

At OceanFirst Bank, you’re family. And whether you’re buying your first home or your fifth, we’re with you every step of the way to ensure we help you get the mortgage that meets your specific needs. It’s what we’ve done since we opened our doors over 115 years ago - helping neighbors just like you realize their home buying dreams.

Ask About Our Full Array of Residential Lending Options • Fixed & Adjustable Rate Mortgages • First Time Home Buyer Program • Home Equity Lines of Credit • Construction Loans • Home Equity Loans • FHA & VA Loans

Samantha, Nick, Rachel

For All Your Mortgage Needs, Contact Us Today at 888.623.2633 or visit us online at oceanfirst.com!

Karl, Gina, Nate

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The boys

Mark and Jessica Bernacki

Jamie, Steve

Pork, Trickey, Schmeg

Carley, Dom

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512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

609-884-8428 cbcapemay.com

COMPLETELY UPGRADED FAMILY HOME 526 Seashore Road, Erma Asking Price $169,900 3 bedroom, 1 bath family home is currently being remodeled and will offer the following: All new appliances in kitchen with new cabinets and countertops, new AC, new roof, new septic system, new well pump, new hot water heater.

Also has a full basement waiting to be finished.

Great starter or vacation Home near the beach!

LISTING AGENT Mike Kennedy Sales Associate 609-602-5259

mikek@cbcapemay.com

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED

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1621 Beach Avenue, Cape May

822 Stockton Ave., Cape May

103 Burgins Lane, W. Cape May

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $975,000

10 Bedrooms | 6 Baths - $799,000

4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $699,900

Victoria’s Walk, Unit 206 Immaculate 3-level townhouse in highly sought-after complex. Outstanding ocean, beach and pool views. Fully renovated and turnkey.

Beach Block Guest House Multi-Family with 3 units in the main house and a separate cottage as the 4th unit. Just steps to the beach and a short walk to town.

Visit Our New Website

211 Beach Ave. #6, Cape May 1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $639,000

New Construction!

Living room with beamed ceiling and gas fireplace, kitchen with top-of-the-line SS appliances, hardwood floors throughout.

Don’t miss this one!

902 Ocean Drive, Lower Twp. 2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths -$449,000

jerseycaperealty.com Search Sale Listings

Broadway Beach Condos Highly desired beachfront corner unit on 2nd floor with amazing views! Beautifully maintained, excellent rental history.

Heated pool.

NEW LISTINGS EVERYDAY!

Canyon Club Unit #409 Water views and courtyard views from this completely upgraded, luxurious condo with “cook’s kitchen”. Pools and tennis courts, too!

302 Coral Ave., Cape May Point

123 Jennifer Lane, N. Cape May

1265 Bayshore Road, Villas

4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $1,099,900

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $268,900

‘Wing It’ - $170,000

Beautiful New Construction Fabulous new upside-down home. High end finishes throughout. Second floor screened-in porch with cathedral ceiling.

Fully landscaped.

Convenient Location Remodeled and updated in 2012 with new kitchen, bathrooms, new floors and new roof. Just a short bike ride to the bay.

Open 7 days a week With our full-time professional Realtors & a fully dedicated rental team

BUSINESS ONLY! Own a profitable business with proven reputation, customer base, and income!

Opportunity for growth and expansion.

609-884-5800

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15 S. Boyd Street Cape May Court House $529,000 Historic Southern Colonial sits in the heart of Cape May Court House just a block from the Library and Court House on a half acre corner lot with beautifully landscaped grounds and gardens. This home was built in 1901 by Dr. J. Morgan Dix.

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7207 New Jersey Avenue Wildwood Crest $599,000 Location! Location! Directly across the street from Sunset Lake! This waterfront home offers many possibilities. Currently a legal duplex, buyer may want to convert it to a single family house, or use one unit and rent the other. Fabulous water views from both floors.

In the spirit of the Holiday Season, we are collecting donations for Toys for Tots and the Community Food Bank.

Please bring unwrapped toys and nonperishable food items to our office at 1159 Washington Street, Cape May

231 Mindy Road, North Cape May Recently Renovated Split Level Home $319,900

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com

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The Exit Zero Crossword The theme is holiday movies... compiled by Katie Repici 1

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ACROSS Across 1.1Three (8) important rules that must 7 (6)never be broken – do not it to bright lights 8 expose (9,8) 11 sunlight, (7) or do not let it get 12 (4,7) wet, and never feed it after 13 (6) midnight in this 80’s classic.

14 Schwarzenegger/Sinbad (5) 7.

16 (4) comedy, ______ All The Way. 17 Griswold (4,5) 8. family holiday 21 (9) comedy.

(9,8) 11. Babes in _______.

12. Ryan Reynolds travels home for Christmas and confesses his love to Amy Smart in this 2005 rom-com.

(4,7) 13. This guy tried to steal Christmas. (With, The) 14. 50’s Bing Crosby classic, _____ Christmas 16. Number of Christmases Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon attended in a 2008 rom-com.

17. Flick featuring Little Nero’s Pizza, the wet bandits and Buzz’s girlfriend...woof. (4,5) 21. Tim Burton’s, A _________ Before Christmas.

22. A young boy takes an extraordinary train ride to the North Pole in this 2004 fantasy film. (With, The) (5,7)

23. Dark comedy starring Billy Down Bob Thorton.

(3,5) 2 (3) 3

ROSEMANS LN., CAPE MAY Two new homes under contract!

Five new homes & one lot sold!

Multiple new builds available starting at $825,000

SOLD! 614 SECOND AVE., WEST CAPE MAY LISTING AGENT JULY 22, 2019 SALE PRICE: $450,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

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4 (3,4) DOWN 5 (3,1,9,4) 2. Santa helper.

6 Allen (8) 3. Tim plays him in this (5) 19948holiday flick. (With, The) (5,6)9 (7) 10 (1,9,5) 4. Police officer John McClane 15 an (4,5) saves office Christmas 16 (6,3) party from terroists in this action/thriller. (3,4) 5. “Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings” movie.

(3,1,9,4) 6. A modern take on 8 down starring Bill Murray.

8. A Christmas _____.

9. The most famous reindeer of all.

10. 24 hour marathon movie.

(1,9,5) 15. Man turned snowman in this Michael Keaton fantasy film. (4,5) 16. A modern take on 5 down starring Nicholas Cage and Tea Leoni, The ______ ___.

18. ____ Actually.

19. 1942 musical, _______ Inn. 20. Christmas with the ______.

SOLUTION ON PAGE 56

Kathleen Satt Salesperson Direct: 609.972.4014 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

SOLD!

310 FIDLER AVE., DENNISVILLE 3 BR/2 BA turn-key home positioned on approximately .99 acres of wooded land. $269,000

1144 WASHINGTON ST., CAPE MAY DUAL-DISCLOSED BROKER BUYER’S AGENT AUGUST 30TH, 2019 SALE PRICE: $700,000

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

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