Volume 9, Number 20 - Wednesday, June 22

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A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, June 22, 2011 ¯ Vol. 9, No. 20 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

For Love Of The Game... And For Charity

The staffs of the C-View Inn and The Lobster House played a charity softball game to raise money to help restore Dellas Park and for the Love of Linda Cancer Fund, a charity that aids families of those struggling with cancer by helping pay their utilities. The game raised more than $1,700... more photos inside. Aleksey Moryakov

THIS WEEK...

It’s The Whale Issue!

Around Cape May’s Beautiful Beaches

Pages 7-16

Cape May National’s Anniversary Dinner

Pages 68-82

Exit Zero changes its delivery date to Thursday... Starting NEXT ISSUE!


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The Almanac thursdAY June 23 Scattered thunderstorms

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High Temperature: 82 Low Temperature: 73 Chance of Rain: 60% Sunrise: 5:35am Sunset: 8:29pm High Tides: 2:00am, 2:46pm Low Tides: 8:09am, 8:48pm

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High Temperature: 81 Low Temperature: 71 Chance of Rain: 30% Sunrise: 5:35am Sunset: 8:29pm High Tides: 2:53am, 3:38pm Low Tides: 8:54am, 9:46pm

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High Temperature: 79 Low Temperature: 69 Chance of Rain: 30% Sunrise: 5:36am Sunset: 8:29pm High Tides: 3:48am, 4:29pm Low Tides: 9:40am, 10:43pm

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High Temperature: 77 Low Temperature: 69 Chance of Rain: 10% Sunrise: 5:36am Sunset: 8:29pm High Tides: 4:43am, 5:18pm Low Tides: 10:26am, 11:35pm

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High Temperature: 78 Low Temperature: 67 Chance of Rain: 10% Sunrise: 5:36am Sunset: 8:29pm High Tides: 5:37am, 6:05pm Low Tides: 11:13pm

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Inside This Issue «The Coffee Break Page................. Page 12 «Ramblings from the Editors.........Page 13 «Food & Drink Guide.................... Page 21 «The Contest Page......................... Page 24 «Chance Meetings........................ Page 33 «Cape May Cooks.......................... Page 41 « The Old Fogey............................. Page 47 «Customer Service...........................Page 55 «Must Haves.....................................Page 57 «The Answer Lady........................ Page 59 « The Shopping Guide................... Page 65

«Vampire City............................... Page 73 «Cape May Crossword.................. Page 86 «Activity of the Week.................... Page 93 «Health & Beauty Guide................ Page 96 «Adopt An Animal.........................Page 99 « Bird Droppings .......................... Page 105 «The Dating Column..................... Page 111 «The Theater Column..................... Page 115 «Homes of the Week......................Page 125 «About Exit Zero........................... Page 127


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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6/12: Charity Softball Game Between C-View And Lobster House

Kimberly Kraoss, Jerry Reilly

Missy, Dan

Carley, Missy

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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live entertainment Wednesday, June 22 - Karaoke Thursday, June 23

with Jimmy J

Friday, June 24

5 Hour Jones Please Please Me Saturday, June 25

Plan B

(fka Candiflyp) Monday, June 27

Behind the Beautiful

Sunday, June 26

The Loop Tuesday, June 28

DJ Jon K $2 Miller Lites

Kitchen open until 2am all summer long!

OPEN 7 DAYS 11AM-2AM YEAR ROUND!

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/12: Charity Softball Game Between C-View And Lobster House photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Open Mon - Sat. 7am-8pm & Sunday 7am-3pm Check us out on facebook or call 609-884-8030 for our daily specials! The Depot features popular homemade soups, salad selections, house roasted meats and local seafood specials

Talk to us about planning your next catered event!

Aaron, Cheech, Amy, Ashley

Eat In or Take Out • Catering for Any Event! 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030

Alyse, Amanda

Alex, Amanda, Karen


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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LIVE

ENTERTAINMENT [10pm - 2am]

Zach, Rich, Jake, Ken

JUNE 24 • HyJinx JUNE 25 • The Cheaters JULY 1 • Joe Bachman & The Crew JULY 2 • Star 69 JULY 3 • Love Seed Mama Jump JULY 8 • The Cheaters JULY 9 • Ravioli Shanker JULY 15 & 16 • Cape May Diamonds

HAPPY HOUR

LIVE ENTERTAINMENT [4:30pm - 7:30pm]

JUNE 24 • 52 Pick Up Duo JULY 3 • Blind Drunk JULY 17 • Blind Drunk

EVERY THURSDAY Rob, Jeanette, Emma, Charity

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Live Music

Open Daily for Lunch & Dinner

Friday, June 24 The northbound train 8-12pm

Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday

Saturday, June 25 Stage Pass 8-12pm

Enjoy Sushi and Cocktailson the Deck

Sunday, June 26 it’s a sinatra thing 8-12pm

Restaurant, Bar & Marina

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Mondays - Rib DAY 1/2 Rack - $8.50 All Day Long Tuesdays - TAVERN PIZZA & TACO DAY $3.50 Small Pizzas $5.50 Large Pizzas $1 Tacos Wednesdays our famous wing night! starting at 3pm

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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The EZ Guide To What’s Going On The who, what, when and where of Cape May’s social scene

Thursday, June 23 Cape May Stages Presents “The Understudy” Don’t miss the opening night of The Understudy, starring G.R. Johnson, Kristen Calgaro and Lucas Darnell. Know what happens when a movie star finds himself in a stage production of a Kafka masterpiece? Hilarious hijinks ensue. Starts at 8pm. Tickets for opening night are $50, and guests are invited to an after party at the Pier House. Call 884-1341. Friday, June 24 ELTC Presents “He and She” Stop by the First Presbyterian Church at 500 Hughes Street to catch He and She, a battle of the sexes penned in the early 1900s. See what happens when husband and wife compete for the same art prize. Show starts at 8:30pm. $30 for adults, $25 for seniors, $15 for students. Children admitted free. Check out our review on page 115. Call 884-5898. Saturday, June 25 Sean Taylor Opening At SOMA Taylor’s exhibit at SOMA NewArt Gallery, titled “Viewmaster: The World At Your Fingertips,” is tinged with nostalgia and critical edge. With images of Cape May Harbor and the Wildwood boardwalk, there’s lots of local appeal. Opening night features an Artist’s Reception from 6pm to 9pm, and the gallery, in Carpenters Square Mall at 31 Perry Street, is open daily from 10am to 10pm. See our write-up on page 17. Call 898-7488. Quilt And Fiber Arts Show At HCSV On Saturday and Sunday, Historic Cold Spring Village on Route 9 opens its grounds to a bevvy of quilting mavens. There will be demonstrations and vendors of all fiber arts, including quilting, spinning, knitting, basketry and lace making. Open from 10am to 4:30pm both days. For details, call 898-2300. “Remember The Ladies” At The Cape May County Museum Stop by the museum on Route 9 for a morning program on the Chalfonte delivered by Karen Fox, author of a new book on the same topic. Then enjoy a gourmet lunch before a second program on the history of the wedding dress in America. Reservations are required. Tickets are $20, events begins at 11am. For more details, call 465-3535.

“New View From The Boardwalk,” one of the paintings in the Taylor exhibit opening at SOMA this Saturday. Sunday, June 26 Cape May Whale Watcher Cruise Set sail for a day of discovery on the Delaware Bay aboard the Cape May Whale Watcher. You’ll see nine historic lighthouses – many of which are only visible from the sea. The narrated cruise costs $99 and includes a continental breakfast, lunch and cash bar. Seating is limited, so reserve today. Call 884-5404. Denim & Diamonds At Cape May Stage Cape May Stage’s “Denim & Diamonds” party at the Corinthian Yacht Club features live music, a delicious food spread and cash bar. There will be live and silent auctions featuring gifts like diamond earrings and more. Prepare yourself for a great time. Event runs from 6pm to 10pm and the $100 ticket benefits Cape May Stage. See our article on page 67. Call 884-1341. Monday 27 Cape May Stage Presents “Ivy Rowe” Barbara Bates Smith stars in this production, based on the novel Fair and Tender Ladies. Smith recounts the life of a free-spirited mountain woman who has seen everything: mine disasters, rural electrification, the Great Depression, both World Wars and Vietnam. This one-night-only performance begins at 8pm. Tickets are $20. Call 884-1341. Tuesday 28 West Cape May Farmers Market All the locals know the Farmers Market is the place to start off your Tuesday afternoon. The

market kicks off its tenth year with free live music from Funk Harp, fresh produce, baked goods, crafts and plenty of good company. This week’s theme is “Wecome Summertime!” Market is held behind the West Cape May Fire Hall and begins at 3pm. Wednesday 29 Designer Show House Happy Hour Package Enjoy a self-guided tour of the first floor and grounds of the Designer Show House at Osprey Landing – talented local designers and vendors have converged to create a dazzling dwelling right on the marina. Then end your afternoon with a happy hour from 4pm to 6pm at Hemingway’s, Harbor View, Lucky Bones or the C-View. $20 gets you a ticket for the tour and a drink and appetizer. For details, call 884-5404. UPCOMING EVENTS Saturday, July 2 Independence Day Parade Celebrate the glorious Fourth with this colorful parade that celebrates the day those pesky Brits were told to leave this land. Parade starts at 1pm by the convention hall site. Monday, July 4 Independence Day Fireworks Gather on Congress Beach (or the Congress Hall lawn) for the annual pyrotechnic display. The rockets start popping at 9pm.

Want to tell us about an event? CALL (609) 770-8479 or email info@exitzero.us


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/17: Around The Beaches Of Beautiful Cool Cape May photographS by ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Dinner Nightly from 5pm Adam, Dena, Liliana

Reserve Your Private Party

Paul, Sofia, Jillian, Florence

Rehearsal Dinners • Reunions Baby Showers • Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion

Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May Corner of Washington & Perry Street

www.cucinarosa.com

Corinne Harvey, Sharon Showley


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Serving Dinner from 5:30 Thursday thru Monday Outdoor Oceanfront Seating Available!

Reserve Now for Special Events!

Lilly, Victoria, Shannon

Beach Avenue & Howard Street at the Hotel Macomber (609) 884 8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com

Dempsey and Rich Ryan

Mike Holden, Arnold Buck and friend


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Police Blotter

WHIDBEY ISLAND, Washington - At 12:40pm on April 20, a caller reported seeing a whale next the rocks in the shallow water behind the Exchange. The caller also reported that the whale was wearing a hoodie and acting suspiciously.

Classic Quotations

A Story From The Past “If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales.” Oliver Goldsmith “The fidelity question is difficult for me. Society has made us believe we’re supposed to be monogamous, but we’re not killer whales, or whatever the monogamous species is.” Rachel Hunter “The whales, you see, eat up the little fish...” Thomas Churchyard “We wanna save the whales, we’ll watch them feed, buzz around them in boats, ‘til they won’t breed.” Dead Kennedys “Whales are humanity’s canary in the coal mine. As ocean pollution levels increase, marine mammals like whales will be among the first to go.” Roger Payne

Daniel Coxe sold the first two parcels on Cape Island in 1699 to Humphrey Hughes (206 acres) and William Jacoks (340 acres). A whaler named Thomas Hand, whose family name is synonymous with Cape May history, purchased Jacoks’s entire property, which encompassed the east side of the island including Schellinger’s Landing, site of Cape May’s modern fishing docks. The official record notes the land parameters as being, “between Randall Hewitt and a pint athwart Cape Island.” Ben Miller

Facebook Mystery Contest

Weird Word Of The Week

CETACEAN This word describes mammals that have become fully adapted to aquatic life – there are 90 species of this variety. Like dolphins, whales are believed to have descended from land animals that returned to the water roughly 50 million years ago after living millions of years on land.

KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, prepared by our resident cryptographer Kate Chadwick. If you think you know what establishment you’re staring at, then you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew for help. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook. com/exitzeropublishing. Good luck!

Random Fact Of The Week

The blue whale can weigh over 200 tons but feeds only on krill — a crustacean smaller than a child’s finger. They gain much of their weight while nursing, with a blue whale calf gaining approximately 250 pounds every day during its first three weeks of life.

Fortune Cookie Of The Week J “Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.” J Once a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restaurant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with Peking Duck. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Ramblings From The Editors

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Ideas, idle gossip, and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends

e have made an amazing discovery that might launch Exit Zero into the next generation of publishing. While we still love the visceral feel of holding a newsprint copy, we know that not all of our readers can always get their hands on one. Now, not only can you read the latest issue (and flip through archives) on our website at exitzero.us, but you will also be able to read it on your Android-based phones and tablets. Even more exciting is that the paper becomes interactive – you can click links, save phone numbers and share articles with your friends. (Yes, dear advertisers, that IS amazing news for you.) Make sure to head on over to our website for step-by-step instructions on getting started. Click on the big revolving picture that says “Follow Exit Zero on Issuu.” Sorry iPhone and iPad users – if Mac weren’t so petty and exclusive maybe you could read it, too. Sadly, for now you’ll just have to wait. WE had our own version of watergate in town last week, when the city made a real mess of things, causing one of Cape May’s most popular restaurants to lose a LOT of business. The debacle began when the city informed business owners and residents in a zone around the Rusty Nail and Beach Shack (which are both owned by Cape Resorts Group) that their water was going to be shut off the following morning from 8-11. Not much notice for a restaurant and hotel, right? So, the company’s managers informed their guests they wouldn’t be able to shower that morning. And then they posted signs at the Rusty

Nail, informing customers there would be no breakfast served. Unfortunately, the city fell behind schedule, and the water wasn’t shut off until 11. Guess what? No one thought to tell the folks at the Nail and the Beach Shack – and right when the guests got ready to shower, at 11am, off went the water. Nice one. City manager Bruce MacLeod wrote us an email to explain the situation. The work was part of the pesky Grant Street sewer problem which has caused havoc in town for the past couple months, and Bruce said that city workers had kept Cape Resorts Group up to date the whole time. Sure doesn’t sound like it. And we’re still wondering why the Grant Street work ran into the middle of June, but no one from the city ever answers our questions on the subject, each time referring us to the engineering company. As the kids say, that’s super-lame. SOME Exit Zero worker bees were present for Harbor Fest this past weekend, and we can’t think of many better ways to spend a Saturday (unless you happened to be on a luxury yacht on the harbor, that is). Delaware Avenue was packed

with vendors and non-profit organizations, offering plenty of amusement for the crowds. It was a bit balmy, but the harbor breeze, the frozen lemonade and the tasty water ice provided by the cub scouts made life comfortable. At around noon members of the US Coast Guard gave an attention-grabbing search and rescue demonstration from an HH-65C Dolphin helicopter. The sight of a serviceman dangling from the helicopter in wetsuit and flippers brought the crowds to a standstill as folks shaded their eyes and craned their necks to watch. Mark Allen emceed the festival, exhorting visitors to partake in activities that included a cook-off featuring that jewel of the ocean: the scallop. Chefs from Union Park, Depot Market, Lucky Bones, Canyon Club, Wallace’s Harborside Café and the Merion Inn all offered innovative takes on the shellfish. They were aided by students from the Atlantic Cape Community College’s Academy of Culinary Arts. According to Mark, festival-goers consumed 100lbs of scallops that day. As Events Director for the Chamber of Commerce, Doreen Talley was the ringleader, coralling vendors and ensuring everyone was in their proper place. She said “I think the day went really well. In terms of attendance we had at least the number of guests that came last year, which was just a smidge under 10,000.” When we packed up for the day at 5:30pm Doreen was patrolling the streets and tying up loose ends. “I’ll probably be here until 7,” she said. It’s thanks to volunteers like Doreen that we have so many fun festivals in this town.

Breakfast & Lunch 8am to 3pm Dinner from 5pm Live Music - No Cover Wednesday June 22 - Blondage Thursday June 23 - Barry Tischler

Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

Friday, June 24 - Jay Bethel

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND Lunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

Sat., June 25 - Robin Hippel & Amy Hufana

All Music plays from 7 - 10pm

AT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL

19 Jackson Street, Cape May 884-5970 - madbatter.com


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/17: Around The Beaches Of Beautiful Cool Cape May photographS by Aleksey moryakov

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May (609) 886-5529 www.harpoonhenrys.net

Cat Gleason, Selena Gomez, Aubrey Pettifer, Bealy Zale

Open Daily for Lunch & Dinner

Live Music Wednesday, June 22 SAL ANTHONY • 6 - 10pm Thursday, June 23 MICHAEL JAMES • 6 - 10pm Friday, June 24 MICHAEL JAMES • 6 - 10pm Saturday, June 25 MICHAEL JAMES • 6 - 10pm Sunday, June 26 ANN OSWALD • 6 - 10pm Monday, June 27 ANN OSWALD • 6 - 10pm Tuesday, June 28 SAL ANTHONY • 6 - 10pm

Taylor H., Julie R., Gabby T.


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Tasting Room Hours: Sun. - Thur. 12-6pm • Friday & Saturday 12-7pm

Winery Tours Daily at 3 pm (reservations recommended)

Live Music Fridays & Saturdays

Madaline, Manly Vic, Mayor’s girl, Rold Gold, Grace Head, Shmeg Mann, Rissa

Syrah * Blush * Chardonnay Port * Pinot Noir * Red Reserve Pinot Grigio * Riesling * Cabernet Franc Merlot* Cabernet Sauvignon Gift Certificates & Gift Baskets Available New Wine Releases now available: Isaac Smith Apple Isaac Smith Fini Blanc 2010 Albarino Summer Grill Nights: Wednesday Nights beginning June 22 $28 per person - Cash Bar - Doors open at 6pm Call for reservations View the menus on our website!

Em, Riss

(609) 884-1169 711 Townbank Road, North Cape May www.capemaywinery.com


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Rylee Gould, Victoria Mann

Jayde, Jenny

Love birds

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Sean Taylor Exhibition Opens At SOMA “Viewmaster: The World At Your Fingertips” arrives June 25

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n Saturday, June 25, Cape May-based artist Sean Taylor returns to SOMA NewArt Gallery in Carpenters Square Mall for his fourth exhibition in the space. Given the success of his previous installments, this year’s showing promises the same captivating images with a new critical angle. Taylor, who holds degrees in history, sociology and education in addition to his certificate from the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, is known for work that subtly questions some of our core beliefs. His previous shows, entitled USA, Inc. and Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness hint at the topics Taylor likes to address, all of which are deeply rooted in American history and culture. For this year’s show, Taylor used a toy View-Master as his starting point. “ViewMaster is about seeing the truth, seeing the world through new eyes,” he says. The luscious oil paintings of canaries, amusement parks and beachscapes in gilded frames present familiar sights tinged with

“Enjoy your canary,” oil, acrylic and latex on panel candy-colored nostalgia. In another twist, Taylor presents a wall of reimagined toy advertisements, including a large rendering of the omnipresent View-Master, which seems to stare back at the viewer from heavylidded eyes.

“Each of these characters and images are a reference to a section of our culture or mind-set... Not only are the paintings beautiful, but hopefully they can start a dialogue or narrative,” says Taylor. His paintings, which often include somewhat cryptic text, provide an intriguing catalyst for thought and conversation. Sean Taylor has presented several successful solo shows around Philadelphia. Since going professional he has put on eight solo events and participated in numerous group shows in New York, Miami, Richmond and Washington, DC. All art lovers are invited to attend the Opening Night Artist Reception on the 25th from 6pm to 9pm, where they’ll enjoy light food and drink and a chance to speak with Taylor. The exhibition will be on display at SOMA from June 25 through July 31 in the Carpenters Square Mall at 31 Perry Street. The gallery is open daily from 10am to 10pm. For further details, call 898-7488 or visit somagallery.net.

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CLIPPER SHIP PUB

Dinner Served 7 Nights a Week starting at 5pm Early Dinner Specials • 5-6pm • $22.95 1/2 PRICE RAW BAR ITEMS • 5-6pm in the Pub Only Sports TV in The Clipper Ship Pub George Karavan at the Baby Grand on Saturday Night

Affordable Pub Menu Available! Includes Crabcake Sandwich, Fish & Chips, Bag of Donuts, Chef George’s Soup du Jour & much more!

Re s e r va t i o n s : 6 0 9 - 8 8 4 - 5 8 7 8 9 9 1 O c e a n D r ive, C a p e M ay w w w. b l u e c l aw r e s t a u r a n t . c o m

Serving Dinner Nightly From 5pm

Great Menu New Martinis Delicious Desserts Fresh seafood • Tasty steaks • Copper-top bar Bottle & draft beer • Free parking

609-884-2111 615 Lafayette St., Cape May


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Cool Cape May

AVA L O N

photographS by Aleksey moryakov

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Judy Kulp holding down the counter at the Exit Zero Store & Gallery

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Karen Hoffman and Eleanor Myers at the North Cape Center in North Cape May

Laurem Bezaire, Melissa Ross and Dana Bezaire at The Rusty Nail


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Merion Strawberry Shortcake

Louis, Sharon Murphy, Cheryl, Vanessa Matos, Mike

Mmmmm… Summer… Classic seaside dining since 1885

Open 7 nights! Dinner, Cocktails from 5 p.m. Live Piano Music nightly from 5:30 p.m. JAZZ TRIO ON TUESDAYS FROM 8:30

Frank Ferris, Bill Briggs, Anthony, Gregg, Steve, Ken, Paul

Early Bird/Night Owl Specials $16.95 two courses; $18.95 three courses $16.95* Express Dinners--available all night! (add $2 Saturday before 9 pm) MAC Designer Show House Dinner/Tour Package on Sundays --call MAC at 884-5404 Full Bar Free Onsite Parking Kids’ Menu 106 Decatur St. at Columbia Ave., Cape May

Reservations: 609-884-8363, or make reservations online at www.merioninn.com Charley, jerry, Judy, Bill


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Open Daily

6/15: Full Moon Party At The Congress Hall Pool Bar photographS by Aleksey moryakov

LUNCH & DINNER

SEAFOOD • STEAKS COCKTAILS

PHILLIES games

Domestic Beer Specials Pints and Bottles $2 and $2.50 Available during every game! Join the PHUN!

Peggy Vergilis, Massimo, Stacey Guinan, Milan

Early Bird Dinners

Monday thru Thursday 4-6pm

Wednesday Family Friendly Trivia Night - 7pm

Live Music... ThursdayS Jay Bethel Unplugged - 8pm Fridays at 9pm OPEN MIC NIGHT

The Talent has been Awesome!

Saturdays Barry • 9pm SUNDAYS Barry • 4-6pm (609) 884-3449 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, cAPE mAY www.pilothousecapemay.com

Monica, Helen, Rachel

| Kids’ Menu | | Great Veggie Dishes | | Charming Patio | | Delicious Desserts | “BEST MEXICAN” by NJ Monthly for the past 6 Years! “BEST of the SHORE” Philadelphia Magazine 2006 “EXCELLENT” — AC Press 2005

Carpenter’s Square Mall Cape May | 898-7750

Jean, Paul, Theresa


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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A ca Mia 524 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-6661, www.acamia.com

A lovely spot on Cape May’s Washington Street Mall. Fine food of northern Italy & world-class people-watching!

L, D

$10-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

Aleathea’s 7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant serves breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Sit on their oceanfront porch and enjoy a cocktail!

B, L, D

$15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

Avalon coffee 7 Gurney Street, Cape May, 898-8088, www.avaloncoffeecompany.com

The Cape May location is now open on the weekends. They have great sandwiches as well as great coffee.

B, L

$3-$8 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

Axelsson’s Blue Claw 991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878 blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

D

$24-$30 Cards: V, MC, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

backstreet 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May 884-7660, backstreetcapemaynj.com

Downhome cooking and a really friendly, laidback vibe are what you’ll find in this gem of a place. Awesome nightly specials!

B, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322 www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with a wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

B, L

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

YES

big wave burritos 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 898-To Go

An awesome burrito eatery with a beachy, oh-so-casual vibe and excellent food - great smoothies, too!

L, D

$2-$8

BYOB

NO

YES

The Black Duck 1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100 blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

D

$15-$28 Cards: V, MC

BYOB

YES

NO

blue moon ice cream 102 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-1413

Blue Moon is the latest addition to the ice cream scene. Blue Moon also has milkshakes, water ice, fruit shakes, pretzels and more!

Ice Cream

$3-$7 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

blue Moon pizza Perry Street & Beach Avenue Cape May, (609) 884-3033

If your stomach is grumbling as you lie on the beach, if you need a late-night snack after a fun night at the bars... it’s all here!

L, D

$7-$13 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

The Blue Pig Tavern 251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422 congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

B, L, D

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

Boiler room 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421

The coolest hot spot in town. The Boiler Room is where it’s at for a cocktail and the music to dance it off.

Cocktails

Cards: V, MC, AE, D

Full Bar

NO

NO

brown room 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421

Cape May’s living room is just the ticket when you want to relax with a beverage and great food.

Cocktails

Cards: V,MC,AE,D

FULL BAR

NO

NO

KEY

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b Handicap accessible

H Takeout available

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H

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/15: Full Moon Party At The Congress Hall Pool Bar photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Trevor Gionet, Stash Bonk, Isabella Tirado, Kathryn Bonk, Steffy Tirado

Francis and Melanie Cobb

Marty and Mike Torpey, Doug and Ellen Cranstoun


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Food for kids?

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Cabanas 429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800 cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

B, L, D

$8-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

Cape May Winery 711 Townbank Road, (609) 884-1169 capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm.

Winery

$5-$27 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

WINERY

N/A

NO

Cape Orient 315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088 capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

L, D

$12-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

carriage house 1048 Washington Street, Pysick Estate Cape May, (609) 884-5404

The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

L

$12-$19 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

Copper Fish 416 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s Copper Fish offers fresh fish and prime meats at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

D

$24-$32 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

Cucina Rosa 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food.

D

$12-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

C-View inn Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

L, D

$4-$18 Cards: V, MC

FULL BAR

NO

YES

depot market cafÉ 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

B, L, D

$6-$14

BYOB

NO

YES

The Ebbitt Room 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D

$26-$33 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

ella’s 326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May (609) 884-3350

To-go food without the guilt. Smoothies, parfaits, the freshest fruit and green salads, and outstanding sandwiches.

B, L

$4-$7

N/A

NO

YES

H

ellie’s bakery 301 North Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-4007

A from-scratch, small-batch bakery that uses only real, fresh ingredients in all their decadent baked goods.

Bakery

$1-$30 Cards: V, MC

N/A

NO

YES

u H

fish and fancy 2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-8760, www.fishandfancy.com

Superb seafood however you like it – fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or sautéed. That’s choice for you. Great salads, too!

L, D

$5-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

ub H

410 Bank Street 410 Bank Street (609) 884-2127, www.410bankstreet.com

After 25 years, it’s still one of Cape May’s finest restaurants, serving food that’s as brilliant and creative as ever.

D

$25-$37 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

u

KEY

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b Handicap accessible

H u b

H

U

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H u b u b

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H u

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U

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U Dog-friendly patio in season


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

What They’re Wearing On The Streets Of Cool Cape May

Susan Hoff, 49, Dock Street Seafood owner, Cape May. Shirt and shorts from L.L. Bean, tank top from Aeropostale, footwear from Teva, jewelry from Aviance, sunglasses from Coco Chanel.

Douglass Geller, 32, marketing, Hoboken, NJ. Shirt from Gant, shorts from Penguin, footwear from Havianas, jewelry from Cartier, sunglasses from Ray-ban.

Mackenzie Iames, 21, student intern, West Chester, PA. Dress from Urban Outfitters, footwear from Target, jewelry from American Eagle.

Paul Witt, 37, marketing, Hoboken, NJ. Shirt from Mossimo, shorts from J. Crew, footwear from Generic Surplus, jewelry from Cartier and J. Crew, sunglasses from Oakley.

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Danielle o’neal... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Somewhere in this paper is a fake ad!

CLIP ART CONTEST Hidden somewhere in the paper is this narwhal ... Find it & enter to win!

But be aware as it may be a real business in our area, but the product or service will not be real...

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Check closely! This Week’s Prizes: Henry’s Jewelry • Rio Station • Oyster Bay The Fudge Kitchen • Artizan Salon and Spa CONTEST answerS June 1 issue Clip Art answer: Page 47 - Carriage House Ad FAKE AD answer: Page 105 - Freezethrower Ad

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When you find the answer(s)... enter by one of these ways: 1. E-mail your name and address along with the answer to: jason@exitzero.us 2. Mail us your name, address, and answer on an 8.5 x 11 piece of paper to: Exit Zero Publishing, 109 Sunset Boulevard, Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Entries Deadline Date: Tuesday, July 5. Draw Date: Wednesday, July 6. One entry per address or email address. Prizes will be mailed to the winners.

If mailing your entry do NOT put both answers on one sheet of paper... you’ll only be entered into one contest! You CAN put both answers in one email!

CONTEST WINNERS June 1 issue Clip Art WinnerS Kelly Moody • Linda Noll Linda Shultz • Rebecca Tillotson

FAKE AD WINNERS: John Gagliardi • Warren Brodt Linda Suter • Carol Mendenko


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Should I book?

Food for kids?

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frescos 412 Bank Street, Cape May (609) 884-0366, frescoscapemay.com

From the same owners of 410 Bank Street, this restaurant wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason.

D

$18-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

gecko’s Carpenter’s Square Mall, Cape May (609) 898-7750

The opening of Gecko’s always signals a change of season in Cape May. They serve superb southwestern food on their patio.

L, D

$8-$24

BYOB

YES

YES

GODMOTHER’S Broadway & Sunset, (609) 884-4543, godmothersrestaurant.com

Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for family dinners. Check out their early bird specials.

D

$12-$28

BYOB

YES

YES

harbor view 954 Ocean Drive 884-5444 harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Plus their deck is now open weekends!

B, L, D

$6-$30 Cards: V, MC

BAR

NO

YES

HARPooN HENRY’S Beach Drive & Browning, (609) 886-5529, www.harpoonhenrys.net

Famous for its sunsets, this spot just reopened. There’s no better place to sip a cold beer while catching those last rays!

L, D

$10-$21 Cards: V, MC, D

BAR

NO

YES

harrY’s Madison & Beach Avenue (609) 88-HARRY, harryscapemay.com

The restaurant at the Montreal Inn was relaunched last summer, to fine reviews. Excellent family fare.

B, L, D

$8-$24 Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

YES

hawk haven vineyard 600 S. Railroad Ave., Rio Grande (609) 846-7347, hawkhavenvineyard.com

Paradise for wine lovers, a short drive north of town. The vineyard is open daily from 12-5pm.

Winery

N/A

Winery

NO

NO

hemingway’s 1045 Beach Avenue (609) 884-5611, hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

B, L, D

$15-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

hot dog tommy’s Jackson Street @ Beach Avenue 884-8388, www.hotdogtommys.com

Looking for Hot Dog Tommy’s? Just look for folks lined up down the street. This is not your average hot dog experience.

L, D

$1-5 Cash Only

N/A

N/A

YES

b H

Island Grill 311 Mansion Street Cape May, (609) 884-0200

The interior design and menu concoctions are similar – Caribbeaninfluenced and very, very colorful.

L, D

$13-$26 Cash Only

BYOB

YES

YES

ub H

italiano’s 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-2200

Sometimes, only pizza will do. And Italiano are masters. They also have hoagies, salads and wraps, and offer FREE delivery.

L, D

$5-$12 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

N/A

YES

Jo Jo Mediterranean Grill 102 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-0182, 898-1313

Go Meditteranean with your favorite Greek and Italian dishes - steaks, falafel, pasta, seafood, salads & more.

L,D

$5-$15 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

la verandah 107-113 Grant Street, Cape May (609) 884-5868, www.hotelalcott.com

This superb spot offers indoor and outdoor dining, and elegant dishes like Salmon Victoria and Chicken Di Parma.

D

$19-$32 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

KEY

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b Handicap accessible

b

H u

H u b

H Takeout available

H

U

ub H

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H u H

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H

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/15: Full Moon Party At The Congress Hall Pool Bar

Dana and Scot Kuppel

Patrick, Shirley

Marcel, Sandy

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Seaside Cheese Co.

Ocean View FAMILY RESTAURANT

Open Sunday-Thursday 7am-9:30pm Friday & Saturday 7am-10pm

dorothea goat cheese

Limited to only 4000 wheels per year, this flavored goat cheese is a combo of potato skins, basil oil, coriander oil and chopped oinions!

600 PARK BOULEVARD WEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May 884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Food for kids?

the lobster house Fisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296, thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all. A must visit while at the cape!

B, L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

lucky bones 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE, luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D

$6-$22 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

For tables of eight or more

YES

mad batter 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970, madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D

$19-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

magnolia room 301 Howard Street, Cape May (609) 884-8409, www.chalfonte.com

This is as old school as it gets. The Chalfonte Hotel’s restaurant has had the same chefs for more than 60 years. Simply wonderful.

B, D

$10-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

marie nicole’s 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance. Late menu, desserts and cocktails.

D

$19-$44 Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

NO

Marq’s Pub & restaurant 501 Beach Avenue (609) 884-3500

The new spot at the Marquis de Lafayette hotel. A good old-fashioned pub atmosphere on weekends.

B, D

$4-$22 Cards: V, MC, AE

BAR

NO

YES

Martini Beach 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, fine Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.

D

$15-$30 Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

NO

merion inn 106 Decatur Street (609) 884-8363, merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience.

D

BAR Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

YES

Montreal Liquor Store Beach Ave and Madison, Cape May (609) 884-6114

Grab a bottle of your favorite vino on your way to a BYOB, or st ock up on beer and spirits for your next party.

Spirits

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

Liquor Store

NO

NO

ocean view Beach & Grant Avenues (609) 884-3772 oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

old grange 723 Seashore Road, Cape May (609) 884-0114

Renowned Philadelphia chef Tony Clark has taken over the kitchen, making this an exciting addition to the restaurant scene.

L, D

Please call for details.

BYOB

YES

YES

peter shields 1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D

$22-$39 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

NO

THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering good burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

KEY

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b Handicap accessible

H Takeout available

Other details

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The New Ebbitt Room

Hand-Crafted Cocktails & Small Plate Delights On The Porch Just one of the many delightful experiences at the reimagined Ebbitt Room, where artisanal cocktails, farm-fresh classic American cuisine and a sophisticated, yet casual, vibe create the perfect setting for a new Cape May tradition.

Rediscover The Ebbitt Room and ask for our introductory $35 Prix-Fixe Menu. Reservations suggested, introductory menu not available on Saturday evenings.

Reservations: 609 884 5700

The Virginia Hotel, 25 Jackson Street Cape May, NJ 08204


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

rio station 3505 Route 9 SouthRio Grande (609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

Rock Pile 1200 Lincoln Boulevard,North Cape May (800) 643-3779 • www.cmlf.com

Munching on a Big Burger and sipping on a cold beer while you watch the ferries come and go = relaxation!

L, D

$3-$10 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

CALL

NO

YES

Rusty Nail 205 Beach Avenue, Cape May 884-0017 • www.beachshack.com

Coldest beer and coolest vibe in town. The iconic Rusty Nail is the place to be for an iconic Cape May experience.

B, L, D

$10-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

The Sea Shanty 711 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 898-6015 • seashantycapemay.com

Fresh seafood for eat-in or take out. Open every day from 11:30 am-10 pm. Check out their daily specials!

L, D

$8-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

Seaside Cheese Company 600 Park Blvd, (609) 884-8700 www.seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D

$4-$12 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

N/A

YES

Sushi Ukai 1500 Route 47 South, Rio Grande (609) 770-7773, www.sushiukai.com

Enjoy delicious, fresh and nutritious authentic Chinese, Japanese, Malaysian and Thai cuisine - all homemade!

L, D

$2.25-$36.95 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

tisha’s 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119, tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo’s. Now open daily.

B, L, D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

The Ugly Mug 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there - such a treat.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

uncle bill’s pancake house Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait... excellent breakfasts. Open daily.

B, L

$4-$9

BYOB

NO

YES

D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

union park Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and Beach Avenue & Howard, (609) 884-8811, the food is magnificent and inventive. www.unionparkdiningroom.com One of the best in the area. vincenzo’s little italy ii 3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D

$8-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list. Be sure to visit on weekends.

D

$18-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

zoe’s 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233

Zoe’s has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great dogfriendly patio!

B, L

$4-$12

BYOB

NO

YES

KEY

u Onsite parking

b Handicap accessible

Other details

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H u b

H u b

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/15: Full Moon Party At The Congress Hall Pool Bar photographS by Aleksey moryakov

CARIBBEAN BREAKFAST • $2 Mimosas, $5 Bloody Mary’s until 10 am • Live Steel Drum Music on Friday’s • Life Guard and Military Discount • Free Beach Chair Storage During Breakfast

Tracy Staham, Jayne Sudell, Paul Sudell

• Never A Wait!

MONDAY’S FAMILY FUN NIGHT • Starting June 27th 5pm to 7pm • Kidz Face Painting, Characterist, Balloon Animals & So Much More! • Children 4 and Under Always Eat Free!

Natalie, Paul and Jayne Sudell

(Reservations Recommended)

609-884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur Street www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach Carol Haig, Robyn Lapidus, Marianne Hinton


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Announcing Cape May’s Employee Of The Week

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AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE Featuring Hand-cut Steaks, Fresh Local Seafood, Award-winning Wine List & International Beers-on-tap

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Rio Nights 9:00. P.M

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BOOM! Goes the Dynamite Half Price Wings/Beer Specials Don’t forget

TERRY-OKE! Every Friday Night

Name: Noah Corcoran Workplace: Dairy Queen Age: I’m 22. Hometown: Born and raised in Daytona Beach, Florida, I currently live in Wildwood Crest. How long have you worked here? This is my seventh summer here. Best thing about the job? I have the best boss in the world, and I’m not just saying that. She is the best. What do you recommend here? I guess I’d have to go with a banana split. How can you go wrong? What’s your OTHER dream job? Working for National Geographic. [Editor’s note: When asked “Doing what?,” he responded “Whatever they give me – I’m not a picky guy.”] Favorite thing about Cape May? People-watching. And here on the mall is the best place for it. Interview by Kate Chadwick Want to nominate an employee of the week? Email kate@exitzero.us.

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DJ

Jimmy J Half Price Apps/Beer Specials

Rio Grande Center Shopping Mall • 609-889-2000 •


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Exit Zero Random Gift Certificate Giveaway

Southern Italian, Seafood & Steaks, Pasta, Veal & Chicken

ODMOTHERS Dinner Nightly from 5pm

Early Bird Specials Only $16.95 Available 5:00-5:30

Serving a complete Italian Dinner Menu!

Broadway & Sunset ~ 884-4543

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Serving Dinner Nightly from 5pm

Early Bird Specials $21.95 from 5:00-5:30

(609) 898-0100

1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May

Every week our photographer Danielle O’Neal roams the streets of Cape May on a mission... to give away a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. But it’s not quite THAT easy – first, the lucky recipient has to answer three questions related to our issue theme, which this week is all about whales. This week’s winner is Will Fladorf, 14, from Cape May. We found Will on the Washington Street Mall. Here are his answers to our piercing questions: Have you ever seen a whale? Yes. Are whales fish or mammals? Mammals. What’s the biggest species of whale? Humpback? Will wins a $50 gift certificate to Vincenzo’s Little Italy for answering our questions. Congratulations and enjoy! PHOTOGRAPH BY Danielle o’neal


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Chance Meetings

M

Everett Chance wines and dines Cape May’s single ladies

iddle-aged men suffer from many maladies: diabetes, hypertension, etc., but doctors have added a new one to the list, which many of my brethren don’t even know they have. It seems a dearth of mid-40s single men (compared with women the same age) means they’re fiercely pursued, inflating opinions of their own attractiveness. The imbalance has created what researchers call Hotness Delusion Syndrome. By age 44, there are 15% fewer available males than females. An available man receives lots of attention because he’s the only thing going around. Balding and paunchy though he may be, what he sees in the mirror is nothing less than trim, taut, and (so he’s told) terrific. The simple cure for HDS, obviously, is wives. Doctors recommend that men only go to bars with their wives stored safely nearby, to be released when the disease strikes. It would also help if men just got a clue. Just because certain dimwitted or lonely females consider you god’s gift, that doesn’t

make it true, nor should it encourage you to act like a teenager hopped up on raging hormones (I’m looking at you, Congressmen Lee and Weiner). Strutting it on the beach is a visible symptom of HDS. While Cape May no longer bans Speedos, too many guys wear too little on the sand. I’ve no delusions about my body, so the sunblocking shirt I sport is as much for your protection as it is mine. Were I 20 again, I might be more impressed with my own hotness. All those

workouts made a difference. I still had my high school swimmer’s body. Life was good. These days I spend more time refining my sense of humor and polishing off sixpacks than I do avoiding refined sugar and polishing my six-pack. No matter how many dates I go on, I’m not crazy enough to think that I match up with that beefcake sitting on the lifeguard stand. The flip side of HDS is that cougars are on the prowl. With a shortage of same-aged men, women in their 40s are going to be looking for younger men. There’s nothing wrong with that. There’s a new generation of empowered women, and if they want to go shopping for boy toys, they’ve earned the right. Help fight HDS by joining me for dinner. Send an email to info@exitzero.us, I’ll be in touch, and we’ll go to dinner at one of the Cape’s fine restaurants. Afterwards I’ll write all about it, a combined date and restaurant review. Your name will be changed, the restaurant’s won’t. I’ll leave my delusions at home.

Uncle Bill’s & FAMILY RESTAURANT

Enjoy breakfast or lunch on our new outside patio!

open Daily 6:30am-2pm BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY (609) 884-7199


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/15: Full Moon Party At The Congress Hall Pool Bar

Bob and Linda Steenrod

Cinnamon, Mahogany

Sally and Michael Crosson

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

“Like a fine wine, Tisha’s only gets better with age!” - Dixie

Dinner Nightly from 5pm • Lunch Daily from 11:30

Breakfast Saturday & Sunday from 8am

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 • www.tishasfinedining.com


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New this summer

We're looking to

we have guitars,

offer cape may a laid-back space to get together, watch & perform.

a piano, live music, live karaoke, & a microphone with Your name on it.

COFFeehouse MONDAYS at martini beach

Summer's Here: We Are Now Open 7 Days a Week

Martini beach Fine Mediterranean Cuisine, Jazz, & Cocktails live this week:

open mic:

The Geno White Trio – Th. 6/23 Eddie Morgan & Rek'd 4 Jazz –Fr. 6/24 Gil Thompon's Latin Jazz –Sa.6/25

Coffeehouse Mondays Starting This Week

Enjoy Keith Rippey's Cocktail Piano: Sundays & Mondays @ 6pm. & the Best Happy Hour: fri-sun. 3-6pm

609.884.1925 on the corner of beach & decatur, overlooking cape may beach


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WaterSpouty-Offy

715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233 www.zoescapemay.com

The column where anonymous gasbags (or Mr Spouty Offy Whale) have their say!

HOMEMADE IS OUR MIDDLE NAME

My daughter Jasmine wants to know where she can get some elbow grease. I was thinking Swain’s... Anybody? – Cape May

BEACHFRONT EATERY Full Breakfast Menu

***

Homemade Muffins, Pancakes & Omelettes and Our Famous Cinnamon Swirl French Toast

I tried to make a deposit at Town Bank but... I came to find out that it is a little town and NOT a bank! Good thing I did not make that deposit! – Erma *** oooh oooh, can I be on the cover of The Whale issue? PLEAS?!! – Mr Spouty Offy Whale

Lunch – Mr Spouty Offy Whale ***

[Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: Ummm, we’ll see!]

I remember that time I ate that kid whose nose grew everytime he lied... All he did was give me indigestion... and splinters! – Mr Spouty Offy Whale

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I think you guys should let me do the dating columns this week. I could get with the whale from Whale’s Tale again and write all about it. – Mr. Spouty Offy Whale

And my favorite book is Moby Dick... for obvious reasons. – Mr Spouty Offy Whale

[Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: I don’t think this would work because we are not aware of any whale-friendly dining establishments... Dog-friendly yes, whale-friendly no! Plus, us humans would not really know how to prepare plankton.] *** I don’t care if they do have great drinks and awesome sunsets... I am NOT going to Harpoon Henry’s, period. – Mr Spouty Offy Whale [Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: That’s your loss.] *** I love Mariah’s (from Bath Time) son’s name... Phin! Get it? Phin... because I’m a whale. – Mr Spouty Offy Whale *** My favorite musician is Moby... for obvious reasons.

Our Own Roasted Turkey & Roast Beef Cape May’s Largest Cheese Steaks & Hoagies Vegetarians, Enjoy Our Homemade Veggie Burgers

*** I love how everybody blamed that iceberg for sinking the Titanic when it was really me! – Mr Spouty Offy Whale *** Could a right whale ever be wrong? - Cape May Point *** I would have thought that HUMPback whales and Sperm whales would be closely related, but they’re not! – West Cape May *** I once got into a sword fight with a vicious narwhal... needless to say I won and now sport his tusk in my living room. – The Old Fogey *** Russell from Swain’s does NOT remind me of a whale... he doesn’t have a single ounce of blubber on him! – Exit Zero

Dinner

with Weekly Specials, Open Late for Dessert, Coffee, Cappuccino and Dessert HÄAGENDAZS ICE CREAM

Entire Menu Available for Take-Out Patio Dining/Pet Friendly... BYOD

The Old Grange Restaurant Award winning Tony Clark comes home to the Old Grange! Lunch - Daily 11-3 (closed Monday) Dinner Tuesday thru Saturday Early Bird Specials from 4 to 6pm Old Grange by Tony Clark at Histor ic Cold Spr ing Village 735 Seashor e Road, Cape May, NJ 0820 4 R eser vations: 609-88 4-0 114 oldgrangebytonyclark@yahoo.com


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

WA T E R F R O N T G R I L L

on the boardwalk at the Cape May Terminal Hours: Monday - Thursday 11am-7pm Friday - Sunday 11am-8pm Free Entertainment Fri. & Sat. 5-8pm Entertainment on Tues. & Wed. from 4pm-7pm begins July 5th 1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May 800.643.3779 • www.cmlf.com

Great Water Views • Hassle-Free Parking


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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6/15: Full Moon Party At The Congress Hall Pool Bar

Gail Fitz, Yvette Rioux

John and Mary VanDeVaarst

Betsy Kelly

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Serving Dinner from 5pm (Closed Tuesdays)

Breakfast Saturday & Sunday Cobblers are Back.. starting Friday, June 24 Freshest Ingredients - Fantastic Specials Friendly Atmosphere - Reservations Recommended 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May • (609) 884-7660 • www.backstreetcapemaynj.com


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/12: Reception For Rosalie Hettenbach’s Show At Cucina Rosa

Sandy Hoskins, Kathy Harron, Rosalie Hettenbach, Kelly Swartz, Kathy Manganello PHOTOGRAPH BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Dinner Served Thursday thru Tuesday Lunch Served Saturday, Sunday & Monday Reservations Accepted • Cash Only • Free Parking • Catering Available

RISTORANTE . BAKERY . GOURMET Shop.

A CA MIA

northern italian & contemporary american cuisine

3 Course Prix Fixe - $22.95 - 5:00-6:30pm

Open Daily for Lunch & Dinner Sidewalk Cafe & Children’s Menu 524 washington street mall, cape may 609-884-6661 • www.acamiacapemay.com

AntiqueS Emporia Check out New Whiskers’ expanded lines has expanded with a larger of inventory! jewelry! 311 Mansion Street • (609) 884-0200

New booth! Featuring Shore Home Furnishings (609) 898-3332 • 405 W. Perry Street, Cape May


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Cape May Cooks

A culinary column by Knickerbocker and the Southern Belle

G

o Right ahead. Google it. “Zucchini and the Garden State.” One of the first things you’ll find is “The Zucchini That Devoured New Jersey.” Then there’s the raft of improbable recipes like zucchini crab cakes and zucchini pie. There are plenty of tasty ways to serve the delicious and comical zucchini. We’re here to tantalize you with our easy menu recommendations. Zucchini is one of our favorite vegetables. It’s good all year round, but especially in summer when it pairs so well with tomatoes and eggplant. Plus you can make it into dishes that can be served cold or at room temperature. Here’s a batch that takes you from soup to nuts. They make up a complete zucchini meal. EZ Zucchini Basil Buttermilk Shake 5 minutes, 2 hours to chill 2 appetizer servings Small glasses of cold soup like this one can be found at chic New York cocktail parties passed by waiters along with the hors d’oeuvres. ½ small zucchini, chopped ¾ c low-fat buttermilk 4-6 large basil leaves lemon zest kosher salt pepper Put the zucchini, buttermilk and basil in a blender and

puree. Season with a pinch of lemon zest, salt and fresh ground pepper. Chill two hours and serve in small glasses garnished with basil leaves, decorating the tray with zucchini blossoms, if available.

* Best Crab Soup on the East Coast * Outdoor Seating - Free Parking Family Affordable • Vegetarian & Gluten Free Friendly

Marinated Zucchini with Mint or Basil 20 minutes 2 hours to drain and marinate serves 6 This dish originated in the Roman ghetto and was enjoyed by both the wealthy and the poor, who made a meal out of it with bread. It still makes a good sandwich for the beach. Try the mint version with goat cheese, raisins and toasted pine nuts on hearty bread. 6 small zucchini, trimmed and sliced lengthwise ¼ c olive oil ½ c chopped mint or basil 3 garlic cloves, chopped salt and black pepper ½ c red wine vinegar Spread the zucchini slices on a baking rack and let air dry for one hour (or on paper towels overnight). Fry in hot olive oil in a sauté pan in a single layer for about four minutes until golden brown on both sides. Drain on paper towels. Place the zucchini in layers in a glass dish, dotting each layer with the chopped mint or basil, garlic, salt and pepper and sprinkling with wine vin-

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Open Everyday

Breakfast & Lunch 7:30-2:30 • Dinner from 5pm


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011 Cape May Cooks ? From Page 41 egar. Cover and let sit one hour at room temperature or overnight in the refrigerator before serving.

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Delicious Confections for All Occasions! The Most Delicious Fudge You’ll Ever Enjoy!

Stop In and Try a Sample. Check Us Out on Facebook! facebook.com/theoriginalfudgekitchen

We Mail Anywhere in The World!

Call 1-800-23-FUDGE Shop online at: www.FudgeKitchens.com

Open Every Day in Cape May on The Washington Street Mall & on The Promenade

Tex-Mex Squash-Chicken Casserole 45 minutes prep, 35 minutes bake serves 6 1 10-oz package frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained. 3 medium zucchini (or mix it up with yellow squash), sliced thin 1 large red bell pepper, cut into ½-in. pieces 1 onion, sliced thin 2 tbsp vegetable oil 3 c shredded cooked chicken or turkey 12 (6-in.) corn tortillas cut into 1-in. pieces 1 can cream of celery soup, undiluted 1 8-oz container sour cream 1 8-oz jar picante sauce 1 (4.5-oz) can chopped green chiles, with liquid 1 (1.4 oz) envelope fajita seasoning 2 c shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Press the drained spinach between paper towels to remove excess moisture. In a large skillet, sauté the squash, red pepper, and onion in hot oil over medium-high heat for six minutes, or until tender. Remove from heat, and stir in spinach, chicken, next six ingredients, and 1 1/2 cups of the cheese. Spoon into a lightly greased 13x9-inch baking dish. Bake for 30 minutes, or until bubbly. Sprinkle with the remaining cheese and bake five more minutes. And for dessert….. Jane’s Zucchini Chocolate Cake 1 ½ hours serves 10

2 ½ c sifted flour ¼ c cocoa 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt ½ c butter or margarine ½ c oil 1 ¾ c sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp vanilla ½ c buttermilk 2 c grated zucchini 1 16-oz package semisweet chocolate chips 3/4 c chopped walnuts Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. In a medium bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt; set aside. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, oil and sugar; beat with an electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Blend in the vanilla. Add flour mixture alternately with buttermilk, mixing well after each addition. Stir in the zucchini. Pour batter into a greased 9x13 pan. Sprinkle with the chocolate chips and nuts. Bake for 55 minutes, or until cake tests done. Cool in pan. Cut in squares. Never tell the kids that they’ve just eaten squash for dessert!

Need more ideas? Remember how Julia Child made boats out of those giant zucchini that overrun your garden at the end of summer? Check out the zucchini boat recipe (Courgette à la Belle Soeur) in From Julia Child’s Kitchen, Alfred A. Knopf. After boiling the thing in a galvanized wash tub, she scoops it out and fills the “boat” with lobster, chicken and vegetable salads.


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6/5: Softball Season Starts Again At Lafayette Street Field

Names PHOTOGRAPH BY aleksey moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

LUNCH • DINNER EAT IN or TAKE OUT Tacos – Burritos – Smoothies & Much More...

OPEN DAILY

SERVING LUNCH & DINNER • 11am-9pm

Free Wi-Fi Located across from the C-View in Cape May

609-898-To-Go


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/12: Seventh Annual Celtic Festival At Historic Cold Spring Village

Mary Frances, Betty Weber

Bill, Jerry

David

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

“Best of the Shore” Philadelphia Magazine

“Best of the Shore”

Steaks Chops Seafood Dinner from 5pm Wednesday thru Sunday 3 course $30 Pre-Fixe Available Anytime Late Menu, Desserts and Cocktails $25 Wine List Available anytime

South Jersey Magazine

Wine Spectator “Award of Excellence” Since 2005


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Washington Inn &

photographS by Aleksey moryakov

the wine bar wine flights share plates relaxed atmosphere $1 Oysters until 7 pm

Bob, Mark, Toby, Will

Joe Byrne, Mary Frances Rafter, Betty and Ron Weber

The Washington Inn and The Wine Bar are Open Nightly!

the wine bar 801 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204

609-884-5697 reservations accepted Gail


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The Old Fogey

I

Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

do feel bad about the whales. So much so, in fact, that I seldom take my whalebone walking cane out any more, and have gone right off blubber pie. Of course, back in my day, whales were merely the buffalo of the oceans, which was just as well, given that we’d pretty much run out of the buffalo of the land. And I blame my drinking buddy, Melville, for making it worse with his Moby Dick nonsense. He’d been down for the weekend in Cape May, and we’d done the usual activities: hunted for bear, cheated Indians out of a few million acres, smuggled whiskey, harpooned a brace of whales and refused to tip our hats at the ladies: we were quite the bad boys, Melville and I. Sated, and smelling of sea salt, blubber, fur and dishonesty, we had retired to the Brown Room to toast the day’s successes with some single malt. As the drink flowed, so did Melville become one of those dreadful maudlin drunks, consumed with guilt about what he called the “over-hunting” of whales. Well,

I have never believed that there is any one thing that a chap should do that he should not over-do (excepting the paying of taxes), hunting included, and I said so (I still believe the very same, with the exceptions now of killing animals for fun/encouraging trained chimpanzees to perform tricks/letting people from Wildwood into surrounding areas). Furthermore, as Melville continued to blub into his whisky like a drunken Irishman or a regular Scotsman, I happened to glance out of the window and who should I see taking

a dip in the ocean but Fatty Arbuckle, who was apparently in town to ride out some awful scandal or other. He had chosen not to wear a bathing costume, which is a bold move for any gent, and an exceedingly rash one for a chap as corpulent as Fatty. I had an idea and yelled loudly: “By GAD, sir! A white whale!” To my hidden delight, Melville ran to the window, crying like a baby and wailing “An albino whale! It’s a sign, a sign, I tell you!” I expected Fatty to ruin the jape by emerging from the sea and looking not like a whale, but a rather like a man of whalish proportions. But for some unknown reason he rolled on to his back and blew a spout of water from his fat little mouth. At the sight of this display, Melville fainted dead away, and when recovered, he went on to write that damnable book. By then it was too late to admit the joke, and I felt obliged to pay Arbuckle a visit and request his silence by way of a blow to the temple with a boating hook. Don’t judge me – I am on the side of the whales, now, and it was for the best.

Definitely not just your grandmother’s tearoom! Sure, you’ll find tasty tea sandwiches, freshly-baked scones and teabreads served with clotted cream, and that traditional, elegant service that you associate with fine dining. But there is so much more to The Carriage House. In addition to our traditional Tea Luncheon and Afternoon Tea, The Carriage House offers hearty fare from the café menu, plus homemade soups, and hearty wholesome entrée salads that fill you up while still letting you feel virtuous for eating a salad.

So try it today, and bring grandmom along, too…. She’ll love you for it!

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1048 Washington St., Cape May, NJ • 609-884-5404 Operated by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC)

PLENTY OF FREE PARKING


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/12: Seventh Annual Celtic Festival At Historic Cold Spring Village

Jean Hulmes, Philip Calfina

Robyn, Lenny

Betty White

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP 315 Ocean Street, Cape May Washington Commons Cape May, NJ 08204 609-898-8080 www.yarnsRus.net

“Exquisite cuisine served in a charming 19th century setting makes LaVerandah one of Cape May’s finest restaurants. Elegant dining is offered on the outdoor verandah or in a high-ceiling room cooled by sea breezes flowing through French doors opening to the porch... remarkable cuisine... and sophistication...”

— Philadelphia Inquirer, John V.R. Bull

YARN, PATTERNS, BUTTONS and ACCESSORIES PLUS the KNITTING MACHINES, SPINNING WHEELS

Open 7 Days and Free Parking

The Italian Garden

jjj AWARD

— Press of Atlantic City, 2005

(609) 884-5868 107-113 Grant Street, Cape May NJ 08204 www.hotelalcott.com

FREE Classes are Back!

Learn to KNIT or CROCHET every day @ 1 pm

ALL Italia, All Imports

New Fragrances Have Arrived! Available for weddings & banquets

(609) 884-2300 • 510 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May

9:57 AM ‘til 6:01 PM

HAPPY TIMES! On Jackson Street at Beach (609) 884-8388 hotdogtommys.com


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6/12: Seventh Annual Celtic Festival At Historic Cold Spring Village

Annie and Beck Salvatore

Len and CathyHurff

Ms Sydney Perkins tweeting

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Fresh Seafood and more Eat In or Take Out 11:30am-10pm Every Day Lobster Rolls • Crab Cake Sandwiches Whole Belly Ipswich Clams • Cape May Scallops Fresh Grilled Salads and Fish Sandwiches

Check Out Our Daily Specials! 711 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 898-6015 & (609) 224-7055 www.seashantycapemay.com s u b j e c t t o a v a ilibili t y

w e a cc e p t cr e d i t c a r d s


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Jo Jo

mediterranean

Restaurant

6/12: Seventh Annual Celtic Festival At Historic Cold Spring Village photographS by Aleksey Moryakov

italian • greek • mediterranean

Claire Lawler, Kay and Dick Noble

steaks • ribs • falafel pasta • seafood quesadillas • salads appetizers • desserts

Charlie and Eileen McFadden

Visit us on Facebook: JoJo capemay mediterranean 609-884-0182

102 sunset boulevard west cape may

Liz Lorusso, Michelle Winter, Sydney Perkins


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6/12: Engagement Party For Amelia Winkworth And Jim Gonzalez photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Authentic Italian Cuisine

Seafood & Fine Dining New York Strip Steak • Filet Mignon • Veal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops

Jenna Cavalli, Melodie Gibson, Ashley Nike, Courtney Chesney PRIME RIB SPECIAL Saturday & Sunday

Early Birds Sun. - Fri. 3:30-5:30pm

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May Cape Plaza Shopping Center • 889-6610

at 7 ocean

Amelia, Gigi, Jim

Cape May Restaurant Week was such a Success, we’d like to offer it again! Chef’s 4-course,

Starlight Dinner Menu

Just $34.95! Served Nightly from 8-9pm 7 Ocean Street at the Inn of Cape May 609-884-5555 • innofcapemay.com


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Saturday, July 2nd 4:00p - 7:00p

$12.95 Adults $7.95 Children (10 and under)

Traditional Bar-B-Que Food

Picnic Games & Prizes

Beer Garden

Entertainment

Hot Dogs, Hamburgers,Chicken, Mac & Cheese, Pizza, Three Bean Salad, Macoroni Salad, Water, Soft Drinks, & Ice Cream

Outdoor Beer Garden & Full Bar

Three Legged Race, Wheel Barrel Race, Egg Toss, Pie Eating Contest

DJ, Live Band, Steel Drums

Stay after the Picnic to watch the Fireworks from our Sundeck! Oceanfront at 1045 Beach Ave • 609.884.5611 • GrandHotelCapeMay.com


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Customer Service

G

The life and times of a waitress in Cool Cape May... by Molly Stone

rowing up in Philadelphia, my best buddy was a boy named Vincent. He sharpened my pencils during arithmetic and bought me an arts and crafts book for Christmas. One day, Vincent asked me to be his “most special friend.” It was the moment I realized that boys don’t have cooties. Or, maybe, that they do have cooties, but that I don’t mind all that much. When I turned 11, my family moved to Cape May County and Vincent and I lost touch. I made friends with other boys of course, but none of them ever sharpened my pencils during math class. For college, I went back to the city, where I got a job refereeing f lag football games on the campus lawn. After a game, one of the players helped me carry the equipment bags. As we walked, he told me that his name was Vincent. Later, I realized that this wasn’t just any Vincent. This was my most special childhood friend. So much of life is timing. What if Vincent hadn’t been playing in this football

game on this particular day? And what could have happened between us if I hadn’t moved away when I did? How different life would be if the timing had been just a little different. If timing is everything, then working in the restaurant is a constant reminder of this. You do your best to schedule reservations, but if just one guest shows up 20 minutes late, the entire evening is thrown off. In the kitchen, the fish guy needs to finish the salmon dish at the same time the meat guy is finishing a well-done steak and the pantry guy is finishing a salad. If that salad is done before the steak, it wilts in the heat. If the fish is done before the salad,

the dish will be cool by the time it hits the table. Out in the dining room, bread must reach the table before drinks, which must reach the table before appetizers. It sounds easy, but a 14-step cocktail often takes longer to prepare than a plate of oysters. It gets tricky. Timing will make or break an evening in the restaurant, including my own. If I hadn’t been waiting on this magazine’s editor at table 24 two years ago, I never would have gotten a job writing for Exit Zero. And if I hadn’t been walking by table six at seven o’clock three years ago, I wouldn’t have met the woman who cut me a break on a used Jeep. I grow excited when I think that my next night in the restaurant might just be the best timed yet. After all, if the timing is right, who knows what might happen in the dining room? I could meet another friendly guest willing to cut me a break on a car. Or Anderson Cooper could sit in my section and fall madly in love with the way I recite specials. Or, if I’m really lucky, I may even meet my next most special friend.

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Lunch | Dinner | Take-out | Reservations Available Manhattan Style Sushi!

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Mention this ad for 20% off! Take out or dine in • cannot combine with any other offer

monkey farts Experience our newest scent! Banana, coconut and lime (no monkey by-products, really) Available in sugar scrub, bath salts and soap. 526 Washington Street Mall, Cape May, NJ 08204 866-400-SOAP • www.aplaceonearth.com

www.sushiukai.com OPEN 7 DAYS: Mon-Thur 11am-10:30pm Fri & Sat 11am-11pm | Sun 12noon-10pm

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Is Your Co-Worker CRANKY? Maybe she’s wearing the Wrong Bra!

6/12: Engagement Party For Amelia Winkworth And Jim Gonzalez

Let us help you find the Perfect Fit.

photographS by Aleksey moryakov

BRA specialist available daily! Walk right in or make an appointment.

Bob, Killy, Amelia, Jim

Eugene, Jacqleen, Preston, Virginia, Jessica, Jen, Lilie, Jim

Est. 1988

429 Washington St. Mall, Cape May NJ Across from the Ugly Mug 609.898.7448 Also at: Peddlers’ Village, Shop #30, Lahaska, PA 33 Palmer Square, Princeton, NJ

www.lacesilhouetteslingerie.com

Jo, Alex Wison


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Whale Must Haves

The finest things from the shops of this charmed city... by Kate Chadwick

Whale Ornament From Sunset Beach

A Glass Whale’s Tail From Sunset Beach

A Whale Satchel From Across The Way

These charming glass ornaments add just the right touch of whimsy – and seashore – to your Christmas tree. Or just hang one in a window for a little extra sparkle. This whale is not the only one – there are colorful dolphins, crabs, and jellyfish to name just a few. At this price, you can buy a bunch. $9.99. At the foot of Sunset Boulevard, Cape May Point, 609884-7079, www.sunsetbeachnj.com.

This lovely glass figurine of a whale’s tail cresting from a wave is just the thing to make a subtle seashore statement on a desk or a side table in any room of your home. You could also keep it in mind as a great gift for a friend who might be far away from the shore. $29.99. At the foot of Sunset Boulevard, Cape May Point, 609-884-7079, www.sunsetbeachnj.com.

This is just one of the lovely whale print bags available at Across The Way from Bungalow 360. Pictured here is the Barbie Satchel, which sells for $32. They also have the same whale print in a small messenger bag, a reversible tote, and a change purse – $28, $30, and $9, respectively. 304 Washington Street, 609884-4199, www.acrossthewaycapemay.com.

Whale Photo From West End Garage

Whale Puzzle From Whale’s Tale

Whale Watch Tour

Among the many stunning “Wonders Of Wildlife” photography works by local artist Lee Hajduk is this breathtaking shot of a whale’s tail. It’s already custom matted for you and ready to be framed, and it’s available at the treasure trove that is the West End Garage for a mere $25. 484 West Perry Street, 609-770-8261, www.thewestendgarage. com.

Check out the charming whale and his fishy pals featured in this Melissa & Doug children’s puzzle available at the Whale’s Tale. It’s hand-crafted and brightly colored, like all Melissa & Doug puzzles, and it will keep your little one blissfully engaged and entertained. Ages 3+, $13.95. 312 Washington Street, 609-884-4808, www.whalestalecapemay.com.

Take the family for a thrill ride on the Cape May Whale Watch & Research Center’s 80-foot boat, and experience the breathtaking sight of the world’s largest mammals surfacing and breaching. Prices start at $20 for kids, $30 for adults – it’s a bargain price for unforgettable memories. 1286 Wilson Drive, 609-898-0055, www.capemaywhalewatch. com.


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Cape May Sports Memorabilia LOCATED IN CAPE MAY AT ANTIQUES EMPORIA 405 W. Perry Street

Debbie & Mike Downes

Cape Winds

Florist & Gift Shop

6/12: Engagement Party For Amelia Winkworth And Jim Gonzalez photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Large selection of high quality vintage sports cards & memorabilia at reasonable prices.

• Current Stars, Hall of Famers and Rookies • • Certified Autographed Items • • Vintage Yearbooks, Programs and Publications •

Phone: 609-898-3332 email: SprtsCardsRus@aol.com www.capemaysportsmemorabilia.com

860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane) West Cape May NJ 08204 609-884-1865 • 609-884-2602 Fax email: capewindsflorist@verizon.net www.capemayflowers.com

OCEAN AVE. & WASHINGTON STREET (behind the Horse & Carriage!) (609) 884-9032 • www.celebratecapemay.org

DJ Angelo Ro

All CM Clothing at least 20% off!

New... Ogham Faith Collection

All Irish Imports

Amelia Winkworth, Andrew Gonzalez, Jim Gonzalez

401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484

Perfect for Cape May Lovers! CAPE MAY & EXIT 0 CHARMS in Sterling Silver & 14k Gold! Available Exclusively at...

patricia jackson jewelers 414 Bank Street, Cape May • (609) 884-0323

www.patjacksonjewelers.com • Open Fri., Sat. & Mon. 11-6; Sunday 12-5

Lisa, Tom and friend


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The Answer Lady

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Dear Answer Lady I know you’ve addressed the question of whether it is appropriate to wear black to a wedding, but here’s one – is it okay to wear anything BUT black to a funeral? I went to a funeral for the first time last week, but I don’t have a black suit, so I wore a gray one. Is that wrong? – Ill-Suited Dear Suited The Answer Lady commends you for wearing a suit to a funeral, regardless of color. The only time a suit would be inappropriate at a funeral is if it were a bright multi-colored plaid and accessorized by a clown nose and oversize shoes. Also inappropriate for a funeral: baseball caps, shorts, flip-flops, T-shirts or tank tops, chewing gum or, heaven forbid, chewing tobacco. For the ladies: no low-cut dresses, see-through tops or bare midriffs, too-tight

Wise answers to perplexing questions

skirts or pants, and no heels that one literally teeters upon. And for both ladies and gentlemen: no sweatpants, no exceptions. If one is simply paying one’s respects at a viewing on the way home from work, by the way, whatever one wears for work, – i.e. a uniform – is completely acceptable for standing in a receiving line to say a few words to the grieving family. The Answer Lady has a friend who showed up at the very end of her own dear mother’s viewing, still dressed in his chef’s uniform. This did not

make the Answer Lady any less grateful to see him; in fact she found it touching. This uniform exception does not apply, of course, if one works at Hooter’s or Chippendale’s; in this case one should have the foresight to pack an appropriate ensemble. Dear Answer Lady I am Facebook friends with an acquaintance who apparently split with her boyfriend, since every status update now consists of sad song lyrics and pathetic quotes about how her life is ruined. It’s a drag to read, but I don’t know her well enough to say, “Hey – snap out of it.” – Annoyed Dear Annoyed This is nearly as bad as couples who fight on FB. (The Answer Lady knows a couple who conducted a day-long argument in half-hour increments via Facebook, apparently from different rooms within their house. The only consolation for the Answer Lady and their mutual friends was that they weren’t literally arguing in front of us, like they usually do.) The Answer Lady feels that “snap out of it” would be appropriate in this case, but maybe something nicer; perhaps “he’s a fool.”


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6/12: Engagement Party For Amelia Winkworth And Jim Gonzalez

Amelia Winkworth, Jim Gonzalez

Lilie, Pop Pop Tommy

Mom Mom Virginia, Andrew

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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G GRAND OPENING Join us on June 25 to Toast

All That Glitters! Open House from 11am - 1pm Pink Champagne & Cupcakes We have earrings, bracelets, necklaces and tiaras for all your glittery events! 106 Liberty Way right past the Lemon Tree Restaurant in the 500 block of Washington Street Mall 609-884-5733


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A stunning new coffee table book about the remarkable story of The Chalfonte Hotel Exit Zero Publishing is proud to announce the publication of a wonderful new Cape May book. THE CHALFONTE is a 256-page, full-color hardcover book packed with beautiful photographs and great stories. Book signing parties featuring author Karen Fox and artists whose paintings are included in the book are being held all summer at The Chalfonte... go along to experience this unique Cape May hotel, and enjoy the book that’s sure to be a local best-seller!

Wednesday June 29 Book signing with the author Karen Fox 4 pm to 6pm at the Chalfonte Hotel’s King Edward Bar Sunday July 3 Art reception featuring the art work of Penelope Chiusano and book signing with author Karen Fox 2 to 4 pm The Magnolia Room (wine, cheese, appetizers) Sunday July 24 Book signing with author Karen Fox 4 pm to 6pm at the hotel’s King Edward Bar Sunday August 7 Art reception featuring the art work of Marie Natale and book signing with author Karen Fox 2 to 4 pm The Magnolia Room (wine, cheese, appetizers)

Or buy it online at chalfonte.com


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203 Sunset Blvd. West Cape May (609) 884-1849

& 1930 Route 9 Clermont (609) 624-3031

“North Cape®” outdoor wicker and wicker bedroom furniture. Also, candles, seasonal decorations, cushions, souvenirs.

Four Piece White Wicker Seating Group and Cushions. Your choice of many fabrics. $199

Be sure to visit their other fun store too!

Home Fashion and Fun 109 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May • (609) 884-5330 Beach and nautical décor and gifts. Fun one of a kind items, and unique children’s toys.


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The Exit Zero Guide To Shopping In Cool Cape May Across the way 304 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-4199 www.acrossthewaycapemay.com

Stop in here for an exciting collection of furniture and home decor including quirky clocks, whimsical lawn chairs, books and games that will get you thinking, and top-quality lamps and fixtures to make every room a bit brighter.

CAPE MAY WICKER 203 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-1849

No visit to Cape May is complete without a stop at the shopper’s paradise known as Cape May Wicker. Spruce up your house inside and out with one visit. Furniture, lamps, whimsical signs, candles and much, much more, at great prices.

ALL IRISH IMPORTS 401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484 www.allirishimports.com

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits and kilts. Make sure you ask about their ladies capes, hats and scarves, including cabbie caps.

CAPE WINDS FLORIST 860 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-1865 www.capemayflowers.com

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience. They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

andrew’s ltd 325 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-7755

Visit Andrew’s for a beautiful collection of estate jewelry and an eclectic mixture of antiques and collectibles that will appeal to all age groups. Look out for antique watches, hand-colored photographs and sparkling glassware.

caroline Boutique Carpenter’s Lane between Jackson and Decatur Cape May (609) 884-5055

Cool, contemporary casual clothing is what you’ll find in this hip boutique. Twenty-eight years in the same location doesn’t happen by accident - shop at Caroline and get ready for “where did you get that?”

A PLACE ON EARTH 526 Washington Street Mall Cape May 866-400-SOAP www.aplaceon earth.com

Put the fresh and fun back into bath time with a visit to A Place On Earth. Sublime soaps,, salts, scrubs, sprays and lotions, all made by hand with natural ingredients and organic botanicals. Smell yummy at A Place On Earth.

celebrate cape may Ocean Avenue and Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-9035

They specialize in “one-stop shopping” Looking for fleeces, embroidered T-shirts or cardigans? What about postcards, personalized magnets, keychains, postcards and hermit crabs? Look no further, friends.

Artisans alcove 523 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 898-0202 www.artisansalcove.com

When shopping for jewelry, why not opt for a piece that carries a bit of history with it? Artisans Alcove boasts a great selection of Art Deco, Victorian, Edwardian and Modern jewelry, so whatever your tastes, you’ll leave satisfied.

cohwen’s ink emporium 1210 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-7767 www.cohwensinkemporium.com

If you’re looking for a professional tattoo artist or piercer, look no further than Cohwen’s Ink Emporium. Cohwen Allen has been specializing in his trade for over 17 years - visit him and his talented staff today.

Antiques Emporia 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-3332

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to top off an outfit. The stock is always changing, so stop in often.

donna’s Hallmark 401 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-0555

Every visitor in Cape May has a few friends or loved ones back home. Why not stop by and get them a keepsake? Donna’s carries a wide selection of cards and gifts like their Himalayan salt lamps, which cast a warm, soothing glow.

BAY SPRINGS ALPACAS 542 New England Road Cape May (609) 884-0563 www.bayspringsalpacas.com

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come and meet the alpacas, see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

EXIT ZERO 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and bags, artwork, and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY 109 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-8871 www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and Colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

fiber arts yarn shop 315 Ocean Street, Cape May Washington Commons (609) 898-8080 www.yarnsrus.net

Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation. Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert. Don’t miss their knitting classes.

CAPE MAY BIRD OBSERVATORY 701 East Lake Drive Cape May Point (609) 884-2736 www.birdcapemay.org

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

Flying Fish 130 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-2760 www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, off-beat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.

CAPE MAY linen outlet 110 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3630 www.capemaylinen.com

The hand-picked deals and old-fashioned service at this store keeps customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons, sheets and tablecloths to curtains and linen by the yard.

Gail Pierson GALLERY 658 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-2585 www.gailpiersongallery.com

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

cape may sports memorabilia 405 West Perry Street Cape May email: SprtsCardsRus@aol.com www.capemaysportsmemorabilia.com

Everything for the sports lover – especially if you’ve got a particular allegiance to teams in NJ or PA. Vintage baseball cards, programs, team sets, framed items and signed baseballs and bats - the perfect place for a seasoned or new collector.

Glitter Girl 106 Liberty Way, Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-5733

Here’s a fun new shop for the glamour girl residing in all of us. Whether it’s a tiara, a feather boa, a fancy hat, or just some fun accessories, Glitter Girl has got you covered.


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The Exit Zero Guide To Shopping In Cool Cape May good scents 327 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-0014 www.sensia.com

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles and incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

Splash 513 Carpenters Lane Cape May (609) 846-7100

A showplace for local handicrafts like woodwork, stained glass, pottery and prints, Splash also features several cases packed to bursting with glittering jewelry, and the largest collection of local sea glass on the island.

henry’s fine jewelry 407 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0334

Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

Swain’s 305 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-8578

Swain’s Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They also carry bath and cleaning products, paint, tools and hardware. It’s the friendliest, most helpful hardware store!

Italian Garden 510 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-2300

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, a botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

Sunglass menagerie 107 Liberty Way, Cape May O the Washington Street Mall (609) 884-8844 www.sunglassforyou.com

Thirty-plus years at the shore means these folks know what they’re doing. Their friendly, well-trained staff will help you find the perfect shades for your face and your budget.

kate’s flower shop 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6181 www.katesflowershop.com

Strangely enough, they sell flowers! But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements. They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

Tea by the Sea 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-4TEA www.teaincapemay.com

Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes, and you can choose from 12 flavors.

love joys Le Ric’s Grande Plaza 1127 Route 47 Rio Grande (609) 889-7676

Kick-start your love life with a visit to LoveJoys, the Romance Shoppe. Everything you could possibly need from candles, incense and bath products to sexy greeting cards and elegant lingerie.

The Toy shop of Cape may 510 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0442

For a selection of well-made toys that will take you back to your childhood while delighting the kids, stop in here. Check out their Sale Wall of Toys where you can find some great bargains!

madame’s port 311 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-5858

Entering Madame’s Port is like stumbling into a treasure trove at an exotic trading post. Be sure to check out their collection of trade signs (featuring mermaids and whales), wall art and beautifully crafted wooden watches.

VICTORIOUS 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall Cape May (609) 898-1777 www.victoriousantiques.com

An outstanding selection of interior furnishings, gorgeous handbags and fine jewelry awaits you at Victorious, where they specialize in antique and estate pieces. Shop Victorious and prepare to be dazzled.

Mary Ann’s Jewelry 511 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-8786

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches. Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

Wanderlust 609 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 884-0488

Tropical island + rustic shop = Wanderlust. Seaside chic is the name of the game in this cool shop, packed with beachy, fun home furnishings.

Original Fudge Kitchen 513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach Avenue Cape May 800-23-FUDGE www.fudgekitchens.com

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Now is the time to think of getting some sweets for your sweet!

Weddings by the Sea 139 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-7900 www.weddings-bythesea.com

Getting married in Cape May? Be sure to visit Weddings By The Sea, where Catherine Walton, Certified Bridal Consultant, can show you invitations, favors, tiaras, veils, sand pour unity sets and more – to make your special day everything you imagined.

Pat Jackson Jewelers 414 Bank Street Cape May (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com

since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction. Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

west end garage 484 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 770-8261 www.thewestendgarage.com

A hip new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NYC or Philly right in downtown Cape May. Whether you prefer art, antiques, jewelry, or all of the above, don’t miss this spot.

Pink 33 Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-1113

The hippest haven for fashionistas in the know, you’ll find all your favorites here - right-this-minute clothes, shoes and accessories. From casual jeans to knocktheir-socks-off dressy dresses, visit Pink and get dressed.

Whale’s Tale 312 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-4808 www.whaletalecapemay.com

Everywhere you look, something catches your eye – playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor’s Valentine’s and sterling silver baby rattles. It’s a browser’s paradise.

SOMA 31 Perry Street in Carpenter’s Square Mall Cape May (609) 898-7488 www.somagallery.net

Now entering its fifth year, SOMA is dedicated to promoting and showcasing exciting regional talent as well as local emerging and mid-career artists. Great art in a cool setting.

Zoo Company 421 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-8181

For all the young and young-at-heart, this cute toy store is filled with the fluffiest, most colorful stuff you can imagine. If your little one is looking for the hottest item – from Webkinz to Silly Bandz – you’ll find it here.


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Celebrate Summer In Denim And Diamonds

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Cape May Stage presents a glamorous night at the Corinthian Yacht Club

his Sunday, June 26, Cape May Stage will host a “Denim & Diamonds” gala event at the beautiful Corinthian Yacht Club of Cape May. Guests are invited to slip on their blue jeans and their best baubles for an evening of live music, good food and great company. The party kicks off with Champagne on the porch, accompanied by music from Blondage. Guests can dine on continuous hot and cold appetizers and fill their plates at several dinner stations, then wash it all down with a beverage from the plentiful cash bar. In addition to music, food, drinks and dancing, there will be live and silent auctions with a variety of tempting prizes. Highlights include an overnight stay at the Waldorf Astoria with tickets to Saturday Night Live, and a $200 gift certificate to the Canal Inn across the bay in Lewes, Delaware. A fantastic golf package includes four rounds at the Green Tree Golf Course, two private lessons with a pro, a new driver, a T-shirt and a 20 pack of Pinnacle golf balls.

In keeping with the theme, David Yurman diamond earrings and Tiffany’s diamonds will also be up for auction. The party starts at 6pm and last call comes at 10pm, so there’s plenty of time catch up with old friends and make some new ones. Tickets are $100, and proceeds will benefit Cape May Stage, a non-profit

company that has produced top-quality theater in our city since 1988. Rustle up something sparkly and something blue and prepare yourself for an evening to remember right on the water. To make your reservation for Denim & Diamonds, just visit capemaystage.com or call 884-1341.


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/12: Cape May National’s 20th Anniversary Dinner At The Chalfonte

Carol Ceccola, Cathy Hasson

Brian and Julie Repici

Eamon Egan, Marty Malloy

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Estate Jewelry • Antiques • Collectibles

We Buy Gold & Silver!

Open Sunday thru Friday 10am-5pm • Saturday 10am-9pm 325 Washington Street Mall 609-898-7755


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SOMA NewArt GALLERY presents

“VIEW-MASTER: MODEL G”

2011

ACRYLIC AND ENAMEL PAINT ON PANEL

9” x 9”

G A L L E R I E S O N E & T WO

S E A N TAY LO R “ Vi e w - M a s t e r ”

T h e Wo rl d a t Yo u r F i n g e r t i p s

J U N E 2 5 - J U LY 3 1 A RT I S T R E C E P T I O N S a t u rd a y, Ju n e 2 5 t h : 6 - 9 p m Gallery Hours: Daily, 10am-10pm

SOMA NewArt GALLERY | 31 Perry Street, Cape May 609.898.7488 | www.somagallery.net


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

6/12: Cape May National’s 20th Anniversary Dinner At The Chalfonte

Jack, Chris

Gary and Sheila Playford

Maryann and Mike Migliore

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Looking for a Special Gift? Shop in our farm store and check out our great selection of alpaca apparel and accessories: sweaters, capes, hats & scarves, socks, throws, & yarn from the farm.

Bay Springs Farm Alpacas Store Hours: Saturday & Sunday 10-4PM Bay Springs Farm 542 New England Rd. Cape May, NJ 08204 (near Higbee Beach) Ph. 609-884-0563

Life feels better when you wear alpaca, the touch of elegance for every day. Now also at West End Garage!

www.BaySpringsAlpacas.com


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6/12: Anniversary Dinner For Cape May National At The Chalfonte photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Diane, George Megan

George and Diane Morton, Bob, Linda and Cynthia Mullock

Body Jewelry & Gift Certificates Available

David Bur, Tom Giansante, Jack Bronsky


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Every Woman Deserves a

6/12: Anniversary Dinner For Cape May National At The Chalfonte photographS by Aleksey Moryakov

Rob, Ursula, Kelly

Emilie Randolph, Oliver Mullock, Megan Gillin-Schwartz

Exclusive area dealer for Pandora!

Open Every Day!

henry’s

Cape May’s Landmark Jeweler Since 1972

407 Washington Street Mall, Cape May NJ 08204 • 609-884-0334

Dan Kersch, Jack Kersch, Greg Lanza


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Vampire City

Winged invaders terrorize Cape May in a chilling new installment of Terry O’Brien’s short story Chapter 4: History Somewhere in Europe, 1898

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braham Van Helsing, now known as Leopold Furst, pulled back the canvas and anxiously entered the dimly lit tent. “How is she?” he asked the African midwife poised at his wife’s head. “She is fine,” the midwife answered, dabbing a cloth on her patient’s forehead. Abraham knew it was a very broad definition of the word “fine,” seeing as how his wife had been quite clinically insane since the death of their son some years earlier. “Is the child near?” he asked. “Any time now,” the midwife replied. Insane or no, the Catholic Church still considered her to be alive, and as Abraham was a faithful husband, he had no choice but to sire an heir with her. The process was not pleasant, but it was almost complete. “Excellent, I’ll return shortly.” He left the tent and made his way across Catch up on past chapters of “Vampire City” at www.exitzero.us

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Quality, Handcrafted, U.S. Made Birdhouses, Feeders, Baths, Butterfly, Bat and Purple Martin Houses, Hummingbird Feeders, Yard Art & Decor, Iron Poles, Chimes, Natural Insect Repellents (No Deet), Soy Candles & More

Beachy Invitations, Favors, Tiaras, Veils, Jewelry, Sand Sets, Accessories

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Thursday, June 23 12-5pm

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Boardwalk & Garfield Wildwood

WEDDING PLANNING

The Beach Wedding Experts Catherine J. Walton ~ Certified Bridal Consultant

BEACH CEREMONY RENTALS Chairs, Arbor, Feather Banners Sand Pouring Ceremonies Sand Pour Unity Sets 6 designs 14 sand colors

www.weddings-bythesea.com catherine@weddings-bythesea.com

Chattel House Village • 109 Sunset Blvd., West Cape May, NJ 08204 (609) 898-8871 • www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

The Heart, Soul & Sand of Cape May Weddings

We Ship Anywhere • Bringing Nature Closer to Your Home Since 1995

139 Broadway, West Cape May 609-884-7900 • Open All Year

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brand a whale

As part of our new initiative to bring corporate ideas into conservation, we are launching a pioneering scheme to sell lucrative advertising space on the whales that swim by Cape May each year! For anything from $100 to $10,000, we will tag a whale with indelible ink, marking it with your name or company logo, or even a message to a loved one. * Special neon ink ensures no fading for at least 5 years! * Thousands of views guaranteed from Whale Tours! Give us a call on (609) 770-8479 and ask for our “Tag My Moby Dick” offer now!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 Vampire City ? From Page 74 the fairground. It had been nearly a year since he’d struck the deal with Vlad Dracula. In exchange for agreeing to move his clan of vampires out of Europe and across the Atlantic, Abraham promised not to harm any Dracula vampire he encountered, so long as they left the continent immediately. For the most part the agreement had held. For Abraham it meant peace for him, his family and friends. For Vlad it meant no further harassment or killing of his kind, and a fertile new feeding ground in the unsuspecting Americas. However, the armistice did not hold for those who refused to leave. The Leopold Furst Travelling Circus Show provided excellent cover for Abraham and his vampire-hunting team. They drew their financing not only from the ticket-buyers who filled the grounds each night, but also from royalties of his business partner Bram Stoker’s “fictional” account of their exploits. He stomped through the mud and into a second, larger tent, where his men waited, smoking cigarettes, pulling from flasks of whiskey, readying for the night’s grim work. “My wife is very close,” he said to his charges as they snapped to attention. “So I will not be joining you this evening.” This was met by silent, understanding nods. “But you have your orders; I trust you will see them through.” He turned and left as the men gathered themselves for the hunt. It pained Abraham to walk away from them. They were good men and he enjoyed their company, but mostly he would miss the kill; it made him feel young. With each passing expedition it became more evident that he was not a young man anymore, at which time it dawned on him that if his crusade were to continue on without him, as it clearly must, he would need to sire a son, and as quickly as possible. So it was with a tinge of

regret at missing the hunt, but a heart full of pride at the thought of an heir, that he strode back into the first tent to greet the birth of his child. “I am back, Tituba, what can I do to assist…” The words died in his throat. “Mister Abraham,” Tituba, the midwife, said. “It came out of nowhere.” Abraham set his jaw. “It’s all right, Tituba. They’re a devious lot. Come to me. Slowly.” Tituba shuffled across the dirt and to Abraham’s side. Before them his wife lay on the bed, soaked with sweat, thick with child, writhing and moaning in the prison of her demented mind, while at her ivory neck stood a hideous creature, all sagging gray flesh and black, reedy hair. “Van Helsing…” the creature hissed, bearing rows of yellow teeth from its rictus grin. Abraham locked on the creature’s red eyes, “I know not of whom you speak, my name is Leopold Furst, I run a travelling circus. What business brings you here?” The creature clicked its jaws and snapped its drooling mouth, the saliva splashing down on Abraham’s defenseless wife. His fury grew, but he remained stoic. “Your death, Van Helsing… Your death brings me here…” Abraham stealthily moved a hand to his leg. Under his long coat he fingered the weapon he had hidden there; a 9-inch long wooden rod with a hidden blade. It was ornately carved and had seen much death. “Again I say I know nothing of this Van Helsing, I am a simple business man. Please move away from my wife.” The creature moved a long fingernail across her neck. The fury brought a flush to his cheeks, but he remained still, hand on the weapon. “Your tricks… may work on others… Van Helsing… but I… I am sent from the master…” The Master. The Count. Dracula. Abraham worked the

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Vampire City ? From Page 74 weapon from its holster. “I will listen to your tale, creature. But I promise you; I am not this Van Helsing you seek.” The creature licked the hole of its mouth, it had no lips, with a black tongue. “The master… Vlad… I’ve been following you Van Helsing… following a year… with the master’s orders… your bloodline… will be no more… after tonight…” Abraham was not surprised that the vile Dracula would seek out his death even after leaving the continent. But he was surprised the villain had lost enough of his soul to set the killer upon his wife and unborn child. The creature, quivering with bloodlust and so near Elizabeth’s neck, shot twin plumes of grey-yellow matter out of its nostril slits. “You will have pain, Van Helsing… and I… I will reap… my reward… I… will have my…” “Enough talk,” Abraham said, “let’s have at it, shall we?” With a flick of the wrist the blade appeared. With another flick it struck Tituba across the femur. A jet of blood exploded from the leg and the vampire creature went slack, undone by a ravenous hunger to drink the blood, suck the blood, bathe in the blood.

A jet of blood exploded from the leg and the vampire creature went slack, undone by a ravenous hunger to drink the blood, suck the blood, bathe in the blood. It was only a moment, but it was only a moment Abraham needed. “Die!” he cried and leapt the distance between them. The creature squealed and went to her neck, too late to escape Van Helsing’s blade, but swift enough to puncture the flesh. “No!” Abraham cried as the blade split the air. Seconds later he held the creature’s head in his hands. The body fell to the ground with a thud and immediately gave off a bluish mist. “Elizabeth…” “Mr Van Helsing…” Tituba said from the far corner, clutching her spurting leg. It had all taken only 10 seconds. She knew without assistance she only had 20 more to live. Abraham went to her. “I am sorry, Tituba. It was the only way.” “I understand, sir…” “Good girl.” He ripped a blouse from the drying line, tore it into several strips and cinched them tightly around Tituba’s wound. “Keep your hands on this.”

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Vampire City ? From Page 76 is so much to tell…” “AHHHHHHHHHH!” She convulsed, her body and mind rent asunder once more. But this time it was not madness that took control. “Mr Van Helsing, the child…” Tituba said, blood leaking between her fingers, “ “Good Lord!” He dropped the blade. In the moment of danger he’d forgotten why he’d come back to the tent. His son. “The water,” he ordered the hobbled African over Elizabeth’s howling. She went to the kettle. Elizabeth shrieked and thrashed. He held her still and spoke to her, unsure if his words meant anything to her, if her momentary lucidity remained. He urged her to push, to breathe, to push again. “There he is!” Tituba cried as the head appeared. Abraham guided the child from the womb gently. Tears streaked his ruddy face. Then the child was there in his hands, like a baby bird, all cawing and hunger. It was the most beautiful sound Abraham had heard since the birth of his first son. “Good girl,” he said to Elizabeth, who lay still on the bed. He handed the child to Tituba, “Clean and swaddle him. Gently. You hold precious cargo.” Abraham sniffed away his tears and washed his hands in the basin. A jagged smile split his face. He had not smiled in a long time and his face barely remembered how. But the joy was short-lived. He stopped washing his hands; he had forgotten in his joy that they would not need to be clean for what lie ahead. He turned back to his wife. She was physically still and spoke to herself in a language only she could understand. He went to her side, stroked her long hair, and kissed her forehead. “Safe travels, my love.” He picked up the blade, stood, and raised it over his head with one thick arm. Elizabeth looked up at him, eyes red, flesh mottled with grey splotches. She was turning, he knew. He’d seen

it all too often. “Abraham…” With an anguished cry he brought the blade home, swiftly, and it was done. Then he shook, his body expunging the pain, fear, guilt. Tears didn’t come this time as they served him no purpose. He simply let the anguish work through him, then collected himself. From the drying line he took a sheet, covered his wife’s still-warm corpse and placed her severed head in a carpetbag. This drew a sharp sigh but he maintained his composure. Next he examined the steaming body of the dead vampire. There was nothing remarkable about it, nothing he had not seen before. It was the head he was most interested in. He picked it up by the scruff, examined the teeth, the eyes. He shook it, stuck a finger into the neck and fished around. It was wet, but there was no blood. This was an excellent sign, a sign that the beast had not had time to ingest Elizabeth’s blood and replace it with his own. The bite had only been deep and long enough to inject the disease. It was quite possible that the child may yet be unaffected. The virus may not have had time to reach the womb. Abraham hoped so. He was not sure he could destroy his wife and his newborn son in the same hour. “Come have a look, sir,” Tituba said. Tituba had been with the Van Helsings for many years, caring for Elizabeth, keeping their household affairs in order. She had seen enough of Abraham’s grisly work to be unaffected by it and so was the calmest person in the room. He took the impossibly small child in his hands. The bond was immediate; the child cooed at the sight of him and squinted into his big face, blind as a mole. “He is beautiful, like his mother,” he said. “Yes,” Tituba agreed, “she is.” Abraham cocked an eyebrow.

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Vampire City ? From Page 78 “You heard me.” Abraham frowned, undid the swaddling, and examined the child. It was, indeed, a girl. “Harumph…” “Come now,” Tituba cajoled him. “What be wrong with a girl?” Abraham was not prepared to answer. All along he’d assumed a boy. His family was all boys. Elizabeth had been the only girl out of eight. A boy seemed inevitable. But here she was. “Is she not your child?” Tituba asked. “Yes. Yes she is,” he answered. “Do you not love her?” “Yes. Yes I do.” Tituba nucked his chin. “Then get on with it.” Abraham examined her by the candlelight. “A beautiful girl. She will be the finest, strongest, smartest girl this world has ever seen.” “That’s a father.” “But Tituba, we must keep a keen eye. She was born from an infected mother. At the first sign of… we must…” “We shall do what must be done, Abraham. Now, if you wouldn’t mind, sir… my leg is throbbing like to fall off.’ “Of course, Tituba.” He retrieved a

Abraham worked slowly with the needle and thread. As he did so he looked into her face, barely wincing at what must have been excruciating pain. needle and thread from his sleeping quarters while Tituba set the baby on a mattress. He exposed her leg and set to work. “Take a swig of this,” he said and handed her a bottle of brandy. “Bite down on this,” he said and handed her a strap of leather. Abraham worked slowly with the needle and thread. As he did so he looked into her face, barely wincing at what must have been excruciating pain. She was from good stock. “Oh, my Lord…” she whispered and took another pull from the flask. Abraham smiled and knew what must be done and spoke to her with gentle words. “Tituba, you’ve been a part of this family for as long as I can remember. You’ve been loyal, forthright and virtuous. I have been proud to call you my servant, I have been proud to call you my friend, and now I would be equally proud to call you my wife.” Tituba, even through the haze of pain and the alcohol, was shocked. “Mr Abraham, what in the world…” He continued. “You know me as well

as any woman could ever hope to, I know you will remain steadfastly my friend and companion, and this child needs a mother. While there may be no romantic love between us, I do love you as deeply as I love anyone or anything else on this earth.” “Mr Abraham…” “I won’t hear any nonsense, Tituba, and I will not take no for an answer. You will be my wife, the matter is closed.” “I was just going to ask,” she winced against the needle, “where’s the damn ring?” They locked eyes and burst into laughter. Among the death and ruin they laughed, as odd a couple as you could likely conjure. In the following years they raised the child together. They kept their marriage a secret, but among his inner circle it was known that they were a family. In time a romantic love blossomed between them, sprung from their shared love of the girl they named Hannah. The Leopold Furst ruse ended the night the vampire assassin entered their tent, so the Wolfgang Von Port Travelling Amusement took its place as they continued their work across the European countryside. And Hannah, aside from one biological quirk, displayed no signs of being borne of vampire blood. In all, they were as reasonably happy as they could hope to be, and would be for a long time.

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A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Inactivity

hey say “A change is as good as a rest,” and coming to Cape May for a change of scenery can be very refreshing. After a trying week of work, or final exams, you may appreciate the change. But actual rest is important, too. We learned this from our kids. On a recent weekend, as the grownups planned activity after activity, the kids rebelled. All they wanted was to stay on the beach. Their logic was unbeatable: “All that other stuff is only here because of this beach.” It was easy to give in. It wasn’t a perfect beach day, but it was a lovely day for lounging. We stopped planning, organizing, and checking the time. We just stopped. We put on more sunscreen. We watched the kids play frisbee. We napped, enjoying that delicious feeling of waking up with no idea how long you’ve been dozing. We shared newspapers and magazines, reading only headlines. We ordered pizza and ate on the beach, shielding it from greedy seagulls. We missed the trolley tour but saw dolphins and the sunset. As darkness fell, we strolled back to the house. We sat on the porch, fans going

full blast to keep the mosquitos away, and chatted. We played charades and slapped at bugs. We waved to passing bicycles. Nobody learned anything about Victorian life. Nobody did any dishes. Nothing productive was accomplished. Our bookmarks never even moved. Everybody went to bed early. The next morning, we were

We have SO many ways you can get your feet wet.

new people. Relaxation is crucial to optimal health. It lowers blood pressure, increases blood flow, reduces anger and improves concentration. It even boosts confidence – and who doesn’t need a little boost? As the Mayo Clinic advises, though, relaxation is a skill requiring practice. For guidance, look to your dog, or follow the advice of your doctor. Doctors advise visualization techniques, forming mental images to take an imaginary journey to a peaceful place. During visualization, try to use as many senses as you can – smell, sight, sound and touch. In other words, pretend. Or just go to the beach. Smell the salt air, listen to the waves, feel the sand, gaze at the sky, taste a lemon ice. Rest. Spend a day doing nothing in Cape May. The next day, or next visit, take advantage of all the activities the town has to offer and return to your busy schedule of tours and theater, mini-golf and tennis. For one day, rest. Doctor’s orders. Next week: Fourth of July Fireworks

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

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Frankie is a very handsome boy who is friendly and social but will require training. He needs someone knowledgeable with strong dogs with a firm hand to give him guidance. He can be very playful but he is rough so he will have to go to a home without cats, dogs or kids. He really is a good boy who needs someone willing to spend the time with him and give him the training he needs. Adoption fee is $95.

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Zola is a shy gal who is uneasy when she first meets new people. She will need a firm hand when guiding her. She does know some basic commands but will still need more training. She can become excited and jumpy when playing so we recommend a home with children over the age of 14. If you have experience with bigger dogs stop in and meet her. She may be the right one for you. Adoption fee is $95.


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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

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Fury is a very handsome guy who is a bit shy. He was quite timid when he first arrived but as time has passed he has become more friendly toward everyone. He also does just fine with other cats so if you’re thinking about adopting a companion and friend for your existing cat stop in and check out Fury today. Adoption fee is $35.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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The Understudy Takes The Stage

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he closing week of Say Goodnight, Gracie can only mean one thing: next week is the official opening night for The Understudy. The Understudy by Theresa Rebeck is the story of an action hero from feature films making his Broadway debut in a play by Franz Kafka. His understudy arrives for a rehearsal and it turns out the understudy was engaged to the female stage manager. That relationship provides the fodder for outrageous comedy and insightful observations about our culture. Three New York actors bring this wonderful work to Cape May Stage. The next night is the official opening night. Join the party after the show at the Pier House on Beach Drive and meet Kristen Calgaro, G. R. Johnson and Luke Darnell. There is always a celebratory energy after an opening night, particularly after a comedy. The designers and director will be in attendance and they always enjoy talking about the work. Grab a cocktail and enjoy a special night. And the exciting news continues because Cape May Stage’s spring fundraiser, Denim & Diamonds, is next Sunday, June 26th at the Corinthian Yacht Club. This is the “see and be seen” event of the year and a wonderful excuse to wear something glittery with your dress-up denim. There will be great music supplied by Blondage and an auction with new and exciting prizes. It is guaranteed to be fun – and while you are enjoying yourself, you are also helping to bring the finest theatre and education out-

Clockwise: Luke Darnell, G.R. Johnson and Kristen Calgaro star in Cape May Stage’s new show, “The Understudy.” Meet them after their opening-night performance at the Pier House. Below: Make sure to get your tickets to Cape May Stage’s spring fundraiser, Denim & Diamonds, at Corinthian Yacht Club. reach to our community. The community of Cape May is such a special place. It is events like Denim & Diamonds that provide the support for the growing reputation of Cape May Stage. People here see cutting edge theatrical events before anyone else. The New Victory Theatre in Times Square just announced their new season, starting with The Little Prince comprising the same cast you saw at Cape May Stage. We are so thankful to all of our supporters and that list expands with each new season. More and more people are hearing about Cape May Stage and coming here to see what all that talk is about. Be a part of it.

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Bird Droppings

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The weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

itmer Stone’s opening line in his species account of the Osprey is debatable: “The Osprey or Fish Hawk as it is universally known on the New Jersey coast, is probably more closely associated with the seashore, in the popular mind, than any other bird.” Very probably, most people think of Laughing Gull as the iconic bird of the shore. Nevertheless, Stone's partiality to this wonderful bird shines throughout his description. If you want to read it, track down a copy of Bird Studies at Old Cape May. Hard-bound originals are going for around $200 and up. Or... you can read on. Gather a bit of Fish Hawk lore from the pages of Exit Zero. Osprey are only slightly smaller than eagles and have configurations that harken to gulls – crooked wings and all. Boldly patterned, dark and white, the birds are a fixture standing atop their large stick nests, soaring against cloud-pocked skies, or hovering just offshore in search of their

primary prey: fish. I said primary, not exclusive, because I have seen Osprey carrying mammalian prey. Once. I believe it was a muskrat (but am not certain of this). Osprey arrive in our region in March. They remain until November. Many birds winter in South America. Second year birds in fact, remain in the south not returning

to North America until they are almost two years old. The only continent that Osprey do not breed on is South America. The birds there originated here. Not long ago, Osprey were uncommon, bordering on rare. During Stone’s time he observed that “we constantly see the Fish Hawks f lapping heavily on their way back and forth from their nests...” I read this to mean that the birds were then common in the 1920s and 1930s when Stone made his observations. In the '60s and '70s the population crashed. Yep, that old DDT story again. Older residents will recall the saturation spraying of mosquitoes that was commonplace before the dark side of DDT was discovered. In short, it short-circuited the ability of many birds of prey to breed successfully. Now after more than 30 years of recovery, the birds are once again a common fixture in the summer landscape. Just as

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Bird Droppings ? From Page 105 Stone observes, we too “constantly see the bird.” I never thought I’d live to see a time when Osprey were pretty near everywhere. I’m delighted I did. An abundance of Osprey attests to a healthy environment. Lots of Osprey means lots of fish. For the past several weeks, I’ve seen Osprey coming ashore with menhaden in their talons. Later in the season, bluefish will figure more prominently in the diet. Occasionally larger fish are attempted. Clay Sutton once told me that his father once caught a large striper that had the talons of an Osprey embedded in its back. The bird had long since disintegrated. All that was left were the talons. I once saw, or more accurately, almost saw an Osprey pulled under by a fish that was too large to bear away. It happened just off Cape May Point. The bird went into the water and then f loated there, wings spread, unable to break free of the fish or the water. I turned away. Looked back. And there was nothing there. No bird on the water. No bird f lying away. All gone. Like humans, sometimes an Osprey’s

An osprey, which used to be known as a fish hawk eyes are bigger than its... In a few short weeks, the air over Cape May will ring with the piping call of young Osprey new on the wing. It’s one of the best sounds in nature and one that is absolutely in sync with a visit to the Jersey shore. Lucky us. It’s difficult not to take a walk along any stretch of beach in Cape May and not see Osprey. But if you aren’t sure what you are looking for, just stop by the Cape May Bird Observatory and ask any of the staff or volunteers and they’ll be glad to show you. And you’ll see why the Cape May Bird

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The Dating Column

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Stella Dixon's take on romance on Old Cape Island

he best boyfriend I ever had was a handsome blonde. He liked to cuddle. And he was loyal. His name was Sparky, and he was a Golden Retriever. He died when he was 12, which, if what I’ve read is true, translates to 84 in human years. To figure out dog years, apparently, you multiply by seven. Whenever I have a human boyfriend, I have to recalculate his age, too, according to boy years. To figure out boy years, subtract by seven. A man my age, for example, is technically 25, but operates with the maturity level of an 18-year-old. This is why it’s safe to date older men. Like a good bottle of wine, guys get better with age. Take my friend Jordan. When he was 25, his favorite pastime was funneling PBR through a diving snorkel in his pajamas. Seven years later, he’s traded in the snorkel for a leather briefcase. Now, he’s a successful financial advisor. Of course, dating an older man has its drawbacks. My sister has worked in the food and beverage industry for a long time, and she knows that when a girl comes to dinner with a man old enough to be her dad, wait

staff will play a game called “boyfriend or father?” Servers, hostesses, and bus boys will place bets before trying to get this couple tipsy enough to either make out at the table (boyfriend) or stumble over to the Washington Commons gelato shop for dessert (father). People judge this kind of thing. Or, I should say, they judge this kind of woman. Twentysomething girls who dip into the middle-aged man pool are labeled gold-diggers, while middle-aged men who date twenty-something

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The Theater Column

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Tom Sims reviews East Lynne Theater Company's production of “He and She”

ouples, are you ready for a little spark? He and She is the first performance of the season for East Lynne Theater Company. Certainly, this play depicts a battle of the sexes, but behind the battle lines is a touching story of a couple trying to fight the regime of stereotypical gender roles while engendering one another’s admiration and affection. The story is about He, artist Tom Herford (played by Tom Byrn) and She, artist Anne Herford (played by first-time East Lynne actor Molly O’Neill). The play begins with Tom’s excitement over a piece he is about finished that he is entering into a high-profile, lucrative competition. Tom expresses his enthusiasm to his staff member Keith McKenzie (played by Dave Holyoak), and of course his fervor is dutifully matched. When Tom shows the piece to his wife, there is less fervor. That’s where this play really hits home. How many times do we find ourselves in conflict with a significant influence in our lives? You’re overjoyed, and they are expressing concern or disappointment. The struggle between the two is palatable and real – she

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This very special secluded home situated on over an acre of land on the Cape May Canal, has 3 large bedrooms with private baths. With many upgrades including a new roof, this home offers a large two car garage, family room and more; Newly remodeled kitchen with granite countertops, breakfast area and living room overlooking the water PLUS a loft area for your office/library with great views of the water. Check it out on www.956shunpike.com. Asking $719,000.00

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1237 Washington St. Cape May This home has been well cared for. New kitchen with marble countertops, new baths, plank flooring and paver driveway. Easy to show! Listed by James McBride for $349,000

16 Jefferson St., Unit 4, Cape May This 2 bedroom, 1 bath condo. is just one house in from the beach and easy walking distance to restaurants and the Washington Street Mall. Condo. is fully furnished, has a wonderful Vermont Casting gas fireplace, washer, dryer and a nice eat-inkitchen. Enjoy the great ocean views. Listed for $609,000.

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6/5: Bridal Shower For Lindsey Ungarino On Bayshore Road Artfully uniting extraordinary homes with extraordinary lives.

913 Farmdale Dr., West Cape May Lovely and Spacious Home 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths $639,000.

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6/9: The Mom Bloggers Explore Cape May At The Rusty Nail

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17 SUMMER CIRCLE, NORTH CAPE MAY

You don’t want to miss this WELL maintained Brentwood rancher. Spacious with an open floor plan describes this home. Pride of ownership is evident the moment you enter. This home offers 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, a large living room with remote controlled gas fireplace, lovely kitchen with breakfast bar and dining room. The three seasons Florida room offers retractable windows which open at the touch of your fingertips exposing the screens to let you enjoy the spring and summer seasons. This home also includes a separate laundry room, and every man’s dream--a finished two car garage. The wooded surroundings offer privacy from nearby homes, are nicely landscaped, and include a sprinkler system. This is a must see, priced to sell home that will delight all who view it! $339,500 725 SEASHORE ROAD, COLD SPRING This historic Cold Spring farm house sits on over 2 acres of well maintained, high and dry land that features a variety of flower, fruit and vegetable gardens. This home was built in the 1900’s and still conveys its colonial charm while having many updated, modern conveniences. Come experience country living at the shore! $372,500

145 TOMLIN AVENUE, VILLAS

This house is HUGE! You enter this home through the large enclosed porch which leads you to the spacious living room with hardwood floors then to the eat-in kitchen with ceramic tile floors. Three bedrooms and a totally remodeled bathroom finish the first floor. The second floor is currently unfinished but has been framed for 3 more bedrooms and a full bath. The full basement features 7 foot ceilings and has both inside and outside entrances. All this and only 2 houses from the park. Make you appointment today! $209,000


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Homes Of The Week

Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

205 BEECHWOOD, BAYSIDE VILLAGE

300 Oxford Avenue Cape May Point

3505 Shore Drive Cape May Beach

1160 Pennsylvania Avenue, Cape May

7 Meadow Valley C.M. Court House

Located two blocks from the Delaware Bay this 3 bedroom, 2 bath home is a must see. This home features a living room, family room, lovely eat-in kitchen, and enclosed front porch. You’ll also enjoy the warm weather sitting on either your front or rear deck. This home is close to the library, park and recreation center. Make your appointment today! $179,000

Located in Cape May Point this 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home is just walking distance to the beach and lake. From it's spacious rooms to the large deck this home is perfect for entertaining guests or you can take advantage of the rental history that this home has acquired. Call today to see this home. $695,000

Unique waterfront home has it all! This well maintained house offers modern upgrades. There is a new roof, new gas furnace, new tankless gas hot water heater, new windows and all new wood trim just to name a few. This very spacious home is ideal for a large family and anyone who enjoys entertaining. The most spectacular amenity is the view. The panoramic and completely unobstructed view includes the entire shore line along with the incredible sunsets and sunrises over the Delaware Bay. $1,095,000

Very well maintained Village Green twin with an expanded eat-in kitchen, enclosed front porch, oversized garage, low maintenance stone yard. Why rent when you can buy! $380,000

Ryan Homes Meadow Valley Estates community. 4 BR/2BA/2 PR Bainbridge Colonial two story built in 2007. A "shore home", 10 minutes over the bridge from No. Wildwood & nearby Stone Harbor. An inviting entry foyer leads to a light filled, centrally located, gourmet kitchen with granite counters that is adjacent to the living room with gas fireplace and morning room with vaulted ceiling. The first level also boasts a formal dining room and library/office with French doors. $389,900

Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com

DeSatnick Real Estate 324 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-1300 desatnickrealestate.com

1386 Lafayette St. Cape May “The Octagon House”

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway West Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co. 1382 Lafayette Street, Joseph Gilmartin Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800 capemayvacations.com

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3 bedroom, 1.5 bath Tompkins Contemporary. Open kitchen, dining, living area. Cathedral ceilings. Laundry room. Small front deck. Lovely rear screened porch. Huge master bedroom suite with sitting area. $450,000

Quietly nestled in the “Heart of Erma,” this 3 bdrm., 2 ½ bath 3-story custom built home is one of a kind. Custom finishing touches abound in this well manicured home. Enjoy some of the best bird watching around on your own deck as you overlook your private wooded yard. Listed by Christopher & William Bezaire for $374,000

You'll enjoy spectacular harbor views and a 45’ boat slip in Cape May Harbor Village & Yacht Club! Featuring private tennis courts, four bedrooms, 3 full and 2 half baths. Decks & porches on all levels. Amenities include security system, multi-zoned lawn sprinkler system with separate water meter, electric powered blinds and storage room off of 2 car-attached garage. $2,499,000.

Turnkey Village Green rancher with updated baths and kitchen appliances, screened rear porch accessed through french doors in kitchen. Rear deck and outside shower. Double concrete parking pad. Present owner has replaced windows and roof. Lightly used and never rented, but could be a good rental property. Easy bike ride to beach or center of town. Sold furnished, less personal items, ready for your own use or as a rental property. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths $515,000.

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 www.jerseycaperealty.com

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St. (609) 884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com

Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-7001 www.tolz.com

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall Cape May (609) 884-8428 www.cbcapemay.com

Imagine owning one of the most unique Victorian homes in Cape May. This spectacular 8-sided home was built for Josiah Schellinger near the harbor, to catch the cooling breezes and features a fantastic wrap around porch with mature fruit and flowering trees. This 2 story Victorian cottage has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a foyer, spacious living room, large dining room, modern kitchen, and laundry room. $434,000 Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May www.coastlinerealty.com


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Rentals Of The Week 609.884.1300

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com 503 Leaming Avenue, North Cape May Renovated inside and out! This 3 BR/1 BA vintage cottage is situated on a generous-sized 62 x 125 lot and is only a short stroll to The Delaware Bay. $199,500

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PRESTIGIOUS LOCATION 1608 Maryland Avenue, Cape May 4BR, 3.5BA, Great Room with views of nature conserve. Amenities: elevator, gas fireplace, decks, and fenced yard. Being sold furnished and has great rental history. $1,595,000.

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824 Stockton Avenue, Cape May 5 Bedrooms, 6 Bathrooms, Sleeps 18 1 Block to Beach. $3,500 - $5,500 Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5005 www.coastlinerealty.com

419 Lincoln Avenue, Cape May Point 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, ocean views, sleeps 8. $3400/week

324 Carpenters Lane Suite 2C Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. de Satnick, Broker of Record

1251 Virginia Avenue, Cape May 2BR, 2BA, new floors, bathrooms and kitchen. New central air and gas forced hot air heat. Interior/exterior recently painted. Beautifully landscaped, 1.5 det. garage. $389,000.

201 Ocean Street, Cape May Retail Space. $3,500 per month. Located in shopping district.

1050 New York Avenue, Cape May 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, close to beach, sleeps 8. $2000-$3000/week

211 Pontaxit Avenue, North Cape May This charming Mickel's Run II 3 BR/2 BA single family home is situated on one of the premier home sites toward the end of a quiet cul-de-sac. $298,000

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Adorable homes in America’s Original Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment

Charming Home 1054 Ohio Avenue, Cape May 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, Laundry Room, Family Room, Living room with Dining area, and kitchen. Being sold partially furnished. Rental history. Close to the beach and mall. $449,000

CHARMING COTTAGE 515 Ocean Avenue, Cape May Point 3BR, 3BA, blonde pine flooring and tile floors, family room w/wood burning fireplace, full basement, storage attic, 1.5 car detached garage, central air. $885,000.

BEAUTIFUL UPGRADED RANCHER

1107 Beach Avenue, Unit B-2, Cape May 629 West Drive, West Cape May “Philadelphia Beach Condo”, 3-level 3BR, 2.5 BA, 3BR, 2 (new) BA. Renovated kitchen, LR w/skylight & gas f/p, DR, FR w/vaulted ceiling, track unit, and storage on ground level 1-car parking. lighting, and a second f/p. Screened front porch, Bldg. exterior and balconies recently upgraded. rear deck, and beautiful gardens. $489,900. Selling furnished. Excellent rental. $875,000.

15 Broadway Unit 12, Cape May Driftwood Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, c/a, w/d, internet, parking for 1 vehicle, sleeps 4. $950-$1500/week. 501 Cedar Ave, Cape May Point 4 bdrms, 2 bath, c/a, internet, outside shower, w/d, BBQ grill, sleeps 6. $1600-$2600/week. Coldwell Banker Sol Needles, Cape May (609) 884-8428 • www.cbcapemay.com 23 East Virginia Avenue, Villas 2 BR, 2 BA with central heat and air. $950 per month + utilities. 3500 Shore Drive, Cape May Beach Neat, clean beach house across the street from bay. Sleeps 6. $1,000 a week.

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Theresa Senico, Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Road, Villas, NJ (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

300 Moore, West Cape May 4 Week Minimum Call for Details

406 Madison Avenue, Cape May 4 BR/3.5 BA condo, located a few blocks to beach. Sleeps 9. $1,500-$2,900/week.

1007 New Jersey Ave. - 4 bedroom, 2 bath, Large cedar deck (to be stained) private rear yard. $3200/weekly.

1110 Idaho Avenue, Cape May 3 BR/2 BA rancher located 4 short blocks to the beach. Sleeps 8. $850-$2,250/week

Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com 1219 Lafayette St. Cape May - 6BR + Loft, 3.5 Bath. Very nice, large home great for groups or large families. Open deck. Only $1300/wk off season (including June!)

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May 884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com 1005 New Jersey Ave., Cape May - 2011 Season – 2 bedrooms, 1 bath single family, Pet Friendly! Sleeps 6. $1150 to $2600 per week.

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May - seasonal rental! 3 BR apt. call or visit our office for more information. Available immediately!

220 North Street, Cape May - 2011 Season - Two blocks to beach, Single Family, 6 bedrooms, 3 baths, sleeps 12. $2700 to $3000 per week.

Tolz Realtors, 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-3332, www.chrisclemanssir.com

808 Washington St., Unit 3, Cape May 2 BR, 2BA, w/d, dw, cac, sleeps 8. $1500-$2300/week

902 Lafayette Street, Cape May “NEW”. A tastefully renovated 3 Bedroom 2.5 Bath condo in Ideal CM location. Many weeks are available. $2000/weekly

20 Decatur Street, 2nd floor, Cape May 2 BR, 2 BA, w/d, dw, cac, sleeps 4. $1500-$2000/week Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5800 wwwjerseycaperealty.com

Call Heijung for availability: 609-602-8641 Heijung Park-Colameco, Broker associate By The sea Realty, Lee Marcotte, Inc 315 Ocean Street, Cape May 609-884-3050


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A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go

Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish high-quality books as well as this fine periodical. Telephone: (609) 770-8479 Fax: (609) 770-8481 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Manager: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us Project Manager: Dan Mathers, dan@exitzero.us Assistant Editor Jon Roth, jon@exitzero.us Staff Writer Kate Chadwick, kate@exitzero.us Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Danielle O’Neal, Alex Steiger Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes Distribution People: Stephanie Grubb, Amy Wingate, Evangeline Wentletrap Columnists: Kate Chadwick (advice), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey), Molly Stone (food), Diane Stopyra (dating), Everett Chance (Chance Meetings). Labeler: Mary Smith Every Wednesday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your mailbox in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 great B&W issues, plus five in glorious color. Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe. Downtown Cape May Swain’s, Mariah’s, Guardian, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Primrose, Center For Community Arts. Washington Street Mall The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Ella's, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain Cafe, Love The Cook, Bath Time, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline

Boutique, Atlantic Books, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents. Washington Street Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers. BEACHFRONT Sean’s Restaurant, King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy’s, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary’s, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette. Columbia Avenue Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star. Gurney/oCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Bamboo Shack, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel. East Cape May Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Cape May Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape

Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin. West Cape May VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan’s Framing, Seven Eleven, Copper Fish, Homestead Real Estate. Sunset Boulevard Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop. Route 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center. North Cape May Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May– Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary. Off The Island The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards. Villas Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It.


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