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CINCO DE MAYO AT FLAVAH VIRTUAL TRENDS VIVA MEXICO!

BON VOYAGE JALISCO MEXICO

SPORT NEWS

SPOTLIGHT ON JERICHO HILL RACING ASSOCIATION (JHRA) 100$ GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP

POEM

ARE YOU PART OF THE 3%-ERS?

MR. OPINION

YOUR FAVORITE ADVISE COLUMN MR. OPINION MODEL 2018 CONTEST

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Content 6................Sport: JHRA

Jericho Hill Racing Association 8................Poem: 3%-ers 12...............Virtual Trends:

Cinco de Mayo 14...............Bon Voyage: Jalisco Mexico 16................Mr. Opinion

Our team

Editor in Chief & Layout Design: Ruby Lisamba (marysan2) Millennium Studios Founder & Chief Advisor: Mandahlyn Writers & Artists: Dp Xue Sr (dp.xue) Photographers: Burner (thief Burner) Voice Restless Fashion Expert: Anael Starr Cover Model: JHRA's CEO Biller Longfall

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Jericho Hill Racing Association (JHRA) was established in 2016, between three remarkable individuals who invested their time and energy in order to enrich SL with the most thrilling racing experience on the grid.

Flavah Magazine therefore sits with Biller Longfall, CEO of JHRA, for an insight on their distinctive racing community.

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Becoming a Star of the racing tracks has never been so easy and accessible. One could be a SL soccer mom, a timeless nomad of SL lands, or the typical club camper, and still have a chance of winning JHRA’s 100 (RL) dollars grand championship. How is that possible? “Just show up, grab and rez a car...Then have fun,”

affirms Biller Longfall. Racing at JHRA is all about fun, and anyone could take part in it with a little practice and a hint of enthusiasm.

Biller Longfall’s clear love for the sport in both worlds, flawless dedication to JHRA and rigorousness enabled the league to accomplish its mission of improving the sport on the grid

and of pushing it forward in technical development despite any difficulties encountered. Indeed, JHRA was the first league to implement a mesh oval, along with multi-groove racing and to be able to sustain an unlimited amount of racers all thanks to their new dash gate.

The experience of JHRA is innovative, engaging, interac-

tive, and easily accessible.

It could be the extra spark to enlighten a boring Second Life, it could be finding a new family, it could be making dreams come true or all of the above.

In any case, it is a virtual experience worth experimenting in your SLifetime. Races occur every Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays at 6:30 or 7PM

SLT for qualifying. The track is open 24/7 for those who need to practice.

Flavah Magazine will see you all on the tracks!

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3%-ers

97% Of people log on SL jus Going around the grid slappi If I TP come for a party they Wearing that fit for the day l Rezzing in the place the hos The DJ got it funky its smel The tip jars are overhead sp Someone ask the hostess wh All the stuff that's going on If you don't get what I'm sa Someone gotta do the thing If they didn't when you in w When you wonder where y Chalk the loss up to the 3% Landowners make the mos RL or SL you cant live any Next are the builders you n The builders of the stuff th Landscapers to set the outs Or make your land look lik Next comes the tailors the A few make lots of linden Shapes skins hair and mes If your avi not tight you w The makers of the jewelle The people who make the Your clothes and house yo All of this is controlled by Now we're at the part of t The entertainers dancers t The strippers the club ow Without them keeping the The people who make ge The ones who make the d Oh damn....And the peop 8

The people who make the videos they make me look good I don't know how The managers of the entertainers who keep all there stuff in line Without the managers some of the entertainers would lose there damn mine Of course I have to save the best for last That would be the poets if you don't like us you can kiss my a** st to party prim and shop Without these people SL wouldn't even make a dent ing boards to see what they got SL just couldn't run without the 3% y just gotta go like its a fashion show Dp................Outtttttttttttttttttttttttttt stess screams out this is my tune lling up the room pinning up in the air here she got that hair n there are people behind the screen aying ill tell you what I mean gs to make SL run world it would never be fun your linden went % st if you ask me ywhere for free need something on that land hat goes in it they also have a hand side up where it looks nice and good ke you living in the hood e makers of the clothes the rest I don't know sh bodies too wouldn't know what to do ery you know you need that e guns bombs and stuff you know you need a gat our looks and where you pay your rent y the 3% the 3% that deal with the funny people hostesses the ones who sings the hits wners damn sure cant forget the DJs too e beats going we wouldn't know what to do estures and cant forget the AOs dancers that make some women dance like hoes ple who are the reason that mi here now Flavah 9

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Viva Mexico!

Photograph by Burner (thief Burner)

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FASHION TRENDS Viva Mexico!

By Anael Star

Cinco de Mayo is a colorful Mexican celebration, now adopted by many. Whether you're accustomed to celebrating this holiday or note, there is one thing you will take away from it every year, awe for the bold, stunning, and colorful fashion statements that grace the streets... colorful looks to be celebrated all season long.

Whether going formal or just for fun, you can find the perfect outfit, like this simple dress under 200L, even perfect for a Mexican wedding. Mix and match from your favorite colorful outfits to come up with a unique vestimenta that will blow everyone away.

Think fun fringe, bohemian prints, and Mexican-inspired embroidery, because nothing puts us in the mood for fiesta quite like the perfect outfit!

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BON VOYAGE JALISCO MEXICO

Jalisco Mexico is the most representative cultural and touristic destination of Mexico on the grid. From a Restaurant, Bar, Mall, to the amazing Catedral de Guadalajara and the Opera Joven, also sprinkled with monuments and a history museum; Jalisco Mexico is the ideal sim for you to get in the spirit of Cinco de Mayo. Its cultural richness will have you roaming the sim for a good amount of time, or perhaps have you always wanted a SL vacation in Mexico?

In which case, don't forget to pack your flip-flops, bathing suit, sombrero and to rent a small cabin on Puerto Vallarta's beach in Jalisco.

Happy Cinco de Mayo and bon voyage!

VISIT NOW

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NOW EXPECTING CONTESTANTS !

The Search is on for FLAVAH Magazine's Mr. Opinion 2018 Model.

Do you have what it takes to be an iconic figure?

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Dear Mr opinion, Do you think it is wrong for a man to confide in another woman about problems in his relationship (Why?) Signed: Secret Agent

always complaining about not understanding us women, in women are complaining about men being jerks, why can't we speak the same language? And how could we understand each other better?

Listen, Secret Agent, you would Signed: Mysterious Dialect be a full to pull that madness.

Dear Mysterious Dialect.

Why in hell would you go to Guess what... That's life and another woman about your the nature of the beast. Deal woman. It would make sense with it because it's not going for you to talk to your woman to change. The only thing you about what ever issues you're can do is learning to listen having rather than bringing someone into your business that when people talk to you rather than just trying to be heard or doesn't have a clue about how understood. That my friend will your wife feels. There are two sides to every story. If you need help you go far in the land of communication. to do that make it a marriage counselor that both of you talk to at the same time.

Dear Mr. Opinion every time I log in my friend is always in my box complaining about her Dear Mr. Opinion how many RL issues. I log on SL in order dates does it take to go to the to relax but instead I am being next level I am terrified of stressed out by other people's getting attached too quickly. drama. I don't want to seem Signed: Rusty Date insensitive by telling her to stop Signed: rambling but I also don't want my SL to become a source of Dear Rusty Date. There is no stress. How can I peacefully get set limit, it's according to how the point across? you and the person you are Signed: Ying Yang dating feel, but you need to be on the same page. You will figure it out, just go with the flow.

Dear Mr. Opinion, men are

bother explaining yourself to anyone. Or, you can tell your friend just how you feel about her issues because you're not a head doctor and can't solve her issues. Take your pick.

Dear Mr. Opinion I have not being online much lately and I am thinking about taking a long break from SL, how can I revive my spark for SL Signed: Bored Nomad Dear Bored Nomad, Many get bored with SL, I think it's because they are boring themselves with no imagination, but that's just my opinion. Meet new people who have things going on that may interest you or find a new love interest. Learn a new SL skill, take photos, build or just log off and don't come back. Poof!

Do you have questions for Mr. Opinion? Feel free to submit them to Flavah @ marysan2 Resident

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