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mark December 15 - #108
Mark Haines Publisher/Founder of Mark’s List Editorial Contributors Troy Maillis, AJ Cross, Bob Kecskemety, Tom Bonanti, Tim Slivinski, Paul Rubio, Eric Christian, Brad Casey, Charlie Rocafort, Andy Kress & Max Jiminez Production Mangia Media Group Creative Director Dennis Dean Editorial Photographer Stephen R. Lang Mad Paparazzi Chief Toby Blades Mad Paparazzi Assistant Administrative Chris Hamel Administrator Sales & Marketing Cliff Dunn Account Executive cliffd@jumponmarkslist.com - 407-744-1456 Brad Casey Account Exectuive bradc@jumponmarkslist.com - 954-554-4912 Keith Chamlee Classifieds Manager keithc@jumponmarkslist.com - 954-465-1563 classifieds@jumponmarkslist.com - 954-903-4781 ext. 507 Internet Sales Keith Norris keithn@jumponmarkslist.com - 727-743-7581 National Sales Rivendell Media National Ad Representatives 212-242-6863 Display Advertising 954-903-4771 sales@jumponmarkslist.com Display Ads Placement Ad Deadline: Thursday, 5 p.m. Camera Ready Artwork Deadline: Friday, Noon Classifieds Ads Text Ad Deadline: Thursday, 5 p.m. Placement Ad Deadline: Thursday, 5 p.m. Camera Ready Artwork Deadline: Friday, Noon Main Office 2157 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors, FL 33305 Phone 954-903-4771 Fax 954-607-5712, editor@jumponmarkslist.com, www.jumponmarkslist.com
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BY MICKEY REISER ES is popular for its provocative ad campaigns, and their latest campaign does not disappoint. Shot in Segovia, Spain in an abandoned prison, images depict models in playfully sporty fun-wear from the new collection. The bold colors and chiseled frames of the models pop out against the drab backdrop of the prison walls and bars. “The theme of this year’s shoot was freedom,” says designer Ed Suñer. “Freedom to express yourself with color. Freedom to live the way you choose to live without restrictions. “We should all be thankful that we enjoy greater freedoms today than our grandparents ever did. However, we still have a long way to go. Until we all have equal rights, we need to keep active in the fight.” ES Collection knows how to fight. The brand continues to thrive despite the onslaught of copy cat brands ripping off their designs. In additional to playful new athletic wear offerings, this season ES is unveiling The Wonderbrief and Wonderboxer version 2.0 - a second generation of their most popular collection – as well as the latest addition to the line, The Wonderslim. All three lines are available at LAJock.com. “After four years on the market, we modified the Wonderbrief and boxer for a more sophisticated look. The new briefs offer a molded and seamless effect with removable padding. “Let freedom reign as ES leads the future of men’s active wear,” proclaims Suñer. 12 | jumponmarkslist.com
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bar guide Fort Lauderdale / Wilton Manors ALIBI 2266 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oGayborhood tradition since 1997. Comfortable, inviting atmosphere with indoor video bars, outdoor drinking and dining. Drink specials all week, with mammoth 22-ounce Long Island Iced Teas for $3 on Thursdays. BILL’S FILLING STATION 2209 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oVideos, pool tables, dart boards, dance floor, happy hour, live shows, Tuesday and Thursday karaoke – and great burgers to boot. Fun and friendly truck-stop-themed bar, great staff. BOARDWALK 1721 N Andrews Ave Fort Lauderdale oOver 100 of the sexiest men from all over the world. Go-go dancers, cages, billiards, 2-4-1 Happy Hours. Drag emcees and did we mention the boys? BOOM 2232 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oThe bar with two names features a dance club and Gayborhood bar. Drag Bingo on Mondays, karaoke Mondays and Tuesdays, dance music Fridays and Saturdays, and (indoor) Sunday TDance. CORNER PUB 1915 N Andrews Ave Wilton Manors oFriendly atmosphere, unpretentious clientele and staff. Next to Island City Pizza (so you can get your drink AND your slice on). CUBBY HOLE 823 N Federal Hwy Fort Lauderdale oButch bar and grill with a rockin’ daytime crowd (and a fun nighttime one, too). Fifty-cent pool, 2-for-1 drinks all day every day, video games, hot movies on HDTV and DirecTV. Thursdays it’s Bare Bear Chest Night, and every Friday and Saturday, the fur flies with Hot Bears on Poles (where the Grizzlies Grind)!
DEPOT CABANA BAR AND GRILL 2935 N Federal Hwy Fort Lauderdale oAdjacent to the America’s Best Inn and Suites. Pool open daily - No Cover or Day Pass. Great food, daily happy hour, Sunday afternoon T-Dance Poolside. Karaoke and live music. Open daily at 11:30 a.m. DUDES 3270 NE 33rd St Fort Lauderdale oMen dancing for men. Hot go-go boys in an upscale atmosphere, piano lounge for more quiet interludes. Steamy shower shows. JOHNNY’S 1116 W Broward Blvd Fort Lauderdale oClub, bar, lounge. Male dancers and the men who love (to ogle) them. Sunday amateur strip contest (and karaoke!). LIPS 1421 E Oakland Park Blvd Oakland Park oThe Ultimate in Drag Dining. Dinner and shows six nights a week. Sunday Gospel Brunch with the Sisters of Sequins. LIVING ROOM 300 SW 1st Ave Fort Lauderdale oFort Lauderdale Arts & Entertainment District meets South Beach. Friday nights they’re here, they’re queer, and they drink free from 10:30(ish) to midnight. Only House Music club in town with its own classical (and classicallychiseled) violinist. THE MANOR 2345 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oWeHo vibe (think: LA’s The Abbey) in the heart of the Gayborhood. Dine, drink, dance, play, mingle. Theme rooms (salsa and merengue every weekend in the Latin Quarter!). Live dancing and dining. jumponmarkslist.com
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bar guide Fort Lauderdale / Wilton Manors
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MATTY’S ON THE DRIVE 2426 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oDrink specials, billiards, and a chill gayborhood vibe. 75 cent drinks on Wednesdays. No Drama, No Smoking. MONKEY BUSINESS 2740 N Andrews Ave Fort Lauderdale oCozy neighborhood bar. Karaoke, drags shows, Patio Bar – and open at 9 a.m. daily. MONA’S 502 E Sunrise Blvd Fort Lauderdale oCocktail Lounge in the heart of Searstown. Fun customers, fun bartenders and fun proprietor (the Legendary Jerry). Outside patio. Wednesday karaoke, Thursday Speedball Tournament. NAKED GRAPE 2163 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oRelaxing, friendly, hip, unique-the alternative gathering place on Wilton Dr. Now serving tapas nightly. Social Hour features & In The Biz all the time. PJ’S CORNER POCKET 924 N Flagler Drive Fort Lauderdale oFriendly neighborhood bar with drinks specials every night of the week including, “In the Biz Mondays” at 9pm with 241 drinks and $3 Cosmos and Apple Martinis, “Splash Friday’s” wet underwear contest and Sunday’s pool tournament with a $50 cash prize. RAMROD 1508 NE 4th Ave Fort Lauderdale oVoted World’s Favorite Leather Bar. Pig Dance first Saturday of the month – South Florida’s Busiest, Craziest Monthly Party (with caged hunks at midnight on Saturdays – Is there a downside to this?). ROSIE’S BAR & GRILL 2449 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oNexus of the A-Gay List. Be Seen in the Scene (without making one). Food, folks, libations, and a killer Sunday Funday.
SCANDALS SALOON 3073 NE 6th Ave Wilton Manors oA line-dancin’, tight blue jeanswearin’ good time. Country and western music, two-steppin’, three-steppin’, pool tables, and themed events year ‘round. Cowboys and Indians was never this much fun, Pilgrim. SIDELINES 2031 Wilton Drive Wilton Manors oWhere sports come first. Nationally known destination sports bar with TVs streaming NFL, MLB, NBA and college games. Pool tables, dart boards and large indoor (and now smoke-free) facility. Outdoor patio features area for smokers. Mixed crowd of gay men and women (who would have thought?). Featured in Bloomberg Businessweek and recommended by LOGO. SLAMMER 321 W Sunrise Blvd Fort Lauderdale oPrivate Men’s Club. Pay cover, then uncover. Monday In the Biz, Thursday Leather Nights. They bring the party (and the mattresses), you bring the booze. SMARTY PANTS 2400 E Oakland Park Blvd Fort Lauderdale oCozy neighborhood bar with daily happy hour, and regular patrons. Show night Thursdays at 9 p.m. Karaoke Friday and Saturday nights, with matinee on Sunday afternoon. THE STABLE 205 E Oakland Park Blvd Fort Lauderdale oLevis-and-leather neighborhood bar, where the bears line dance and the cowboys are VERY friendly. TORPEDO 2829 W Broward Blvd Fort Lauderdale oDance, shoot pool, drink til 4 a.m., 7 nights a week. Doors open at midnight; dance til dawn.
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bar guide Miami / Miami Beach BAR 721 721 N Lincoln Lane Miami Beach oPlush, lush and flush, a luxe, sexy décor that includes soft carpeting, comfy couches and a Grown Up Playroom equipped with a flat screen TV for video games, pool table, ceiling-mounted speakers. Enjoy 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. happy hours including $6 premium drinks. CLUB BOI 777 NE 79 St Miami oWith an urban vibe on the weekends, a diverse crowd and a diverse musical format, including Hip Hop, R&B, House, Reggae, Soca, Latin and Old School. Gogo bois and drink specials. CLUB SUGAR 2301 SW 32nd Ave Miami oGay Latin scene, with Salsa, Merengue, Reggaeton, Hip Hop and House music always playing. DISCOTEKKA 950 NE 2nd Ave Miami
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oHot music, hot scene, hot bartenders, and hot patrons in the hot heart of Downtown Miami. JOHNNY’S MIAMI 63 NE 14th Street Downtown Miami oThe second location of the infamous Club, bar, lounge. Male dancers and the men who love (to ogle) them. Multiple weekly events including Latin Thursdays and Drag Queen Mondays and no cover. MOVA LOUNGE 1625 Michigan Ave Miami Beach oOn Miami Beach’s famed Lincoln Road, never a cover. Drink specials all week long, live DJs, high energy music and a fun crowd getting their dance on til late. PALACE BAR 1200 Ocean Drive Miami Beach oThis bar and restaurant in the heart of South Beach’s Art Deco District. Mouthwatering burgers, boys (and girls!). Weekend cabaret shows Thursday through Sunday.
SCORE 727 Lincoln Rd Miami Beach oDance, drink, party all night on Miami Beach’s Lincoln Road. Tons of events throughout the year, including fundraisers for Winter Party, White Party, and Miami Beach Gay Pride. SPACE 34 NE 11th St Miami oMingle and mix with gays and str8s in the heart of Downtown Miami. Indoor dance floors and outdoor rooftop bar, spectacular light show. TWIST 1057 Washington Ave Miami Beach oGreat music, friendly staff, hot tourists and locals. Never a cover, always a groove. Bungalow Bar = Hot Men. In SoBe’s Art Deco District. VLADA LOUNGE 3215 NE 2nd Ave Miami oUrban, sophisticated and chic in Midtown Miami with a bar that ices over. New York pedigree meets Miami attitude. Nightly DJs, never a cover.
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Naked on the Drive
By Richard Hack
Big Tastes in Small Packages
She’s naked and she’s hot, and hiding in of arugula, the crab cakes featured a sun-dried plain sight right on Wilton Drive. We’re tomato finishing butter that left a lingering taste speaking, of course, of the Naked Grape of garlic, basil and oregano just behind our smiling Wine Bar, which manages to mix cozy with lips. industrial in a welcome mat of stainless steel, Our ever-informative server Johnny sold us on plush seating and dark walls mixed with a trying a dish called Three Little Pigs ($10), which at friendly clientele that seemed to flow as couples that point in the evening was exactly how we were throughout a recent Saturday night visit. beginning to feel as we loosened our belts and Nutritional counselor and fitness trainer Andy continued to graze the way Americans increasingly Kress joined me to taste our way through the do these days. As it turned out, the “pigs” of the Grape’s new tapas menu that features flatbread title were actually slightly-larger-than-cocktail-size pizza, panini sandwiches and an assortment of wieners, snuggled in a fresh bun and decorated crisp and tempting salads. But it was the cheese with a host of accessory items that gave each a sampler plate ($15) that attracted Andy’s palate. regional twist. Three half-servings from the extensive cheese case Not surprisingly, the least inspiring and tasty was sounds like it should be a gourmand’s dream, but the American: with its roasted red pepper catsup making a choice from their huge selection was and mustard relish. Far more of a standout was the hardly simple. Mexican: an excellent combination of corn relish, The first taste of Humboldt Fog ripened goat jalapeno, and chipotle mustard dressing. Hot, cheese, with its layer of edible vegetable ash, sweet and delicious. But the triple-crown went to combined creamy texture with a tangy overglow. the out-of-the park Greek: a baby wiener covered A great start to a varied in feta cheese, diced cucumber, Kalamata olives assortment. The cave-aged with a Greek tahini dressing. All three were served gruyere made with cow’s with “can’t stop eating them” blue potato chips. milk was far subtler, but Yum! no less tasty. Perfectly As I went wandering through the bar-restaurant, creamy while still chatting up customers and joining in various maintaining its shape. celebrations in progress, it was evident that the Our third sample, Naked Grape is a happy place. There’s a fireplace the sheep’s milk warmth to the space without a fireplace. That manchego, the glow you feel is from the friendly faces and definitive Spanish outstretched hands. Not only are you encouraged cheese, had a piquant, to linger here, there are scattered board games— buttery and nutty Yahtzee, Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit among them—to flavor, distinguishing keep you fastened to your seats. it from the trio, At the far end of Naked Grape, a retail section which came with features jars of specialized chutneys, antipastos, British biscuit crackers jellies, relishes plus warm and cold dips, fresh and was accompanied by from the Virginia Chutney Company in Arlington. a caramelized Vidalia onion And then, of course, there are the walls of compote. wines—available for purchase by While still on the Small NAKED GRAPE WINE BAR the bottle, glass, or two-ounce taste 2163 WILTON DRIVE Plates section of the menu, beginning at $2.50. What a clever WILTON MANORS FL 33305 way to explore the vineyard without we were lured by Manny’s 954-563-5631 Lower East Side Chopped Liver committing half-a-paycheck in the ($5) that was supposed to be process. served with a French baguette, but instead Co-owner/proprietor Caleb Ben-Avram is always came with saltines. Either way, Manny knows in the kitchen, positioned right next to the eighthis stuff—for the thick and rich chopped seat bar where the cute bartender Ben is a blur liver was laced with onions and eggs and a of activity and effervescence, while co-owner Tim symphony of ethnic undercurrents. Slivinski works the room. The freshly prepared lump-crab cakes Walk through the door at the Naked Grape and were easily the best deal on the you’re family. And like family, you’ll immediately entire menu at a scant $10 feel at home, and come back again and again. for two. Served on a bed View more food reviews: SurprisingDining.com 34 | jumponmarkslist.com
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travel By Paul Rubio Marooned in the Maldives
Cocoa Island
Straddling the equator in the Maldives archipelago, the understated luxury of Cocoa Island discreetly rises from the ocean shallows, thirty-four marine chic villas and suites anchored to the sandy underworld of the Indian Ocean. Exclusively over water, suites take the form of spacious, traditional Dhoni boats while the more expansive thatched roofed villas offer penthouse and sub-penthouse equivalents. The suites and villas are spaced a minimum of 24 feet apart at well positioned angles and noise-cancelling distances to maintain privacy. Each private deck begins with Balinesestyle day beds, adjacent to the sumptuous outdoor shower, and ending with a series of steps that lead directly into the island’s placid waters. Design interiors champion the concept of rustic luxury, where a juxtaposition of dark and light woods alongside white accessories complement elements of natural light and the oceanic surroundings. Simple wooden foot bridges lead to the resorts “common areas”–the signature Balinese inspired COMO Shambala spa, the avant garde hammocks propelled to towering palms, the action-packed dive center, and the resort’s single restaurant, Ufaa. On a daily basis, Ufaa presents an evolving menu of gourmet South Indian cuisine, Asian specialties and Mediterranean staples coupled with vegetarian and low calorie options. With a maximum of seventy-two guests at any given time, the ubiquitous intimacy remains uninterrupted throughout Cocoa Island, whether exploring the island’s perimeter, encountering a sea turtle on a morning snorkel or relishing in a liberating outdoor shower. The non-intrusive Cocoa Island team stands at your beckon call but at your discretion, avoiding the alternative sycophant style of most high-end resorts. Indeed, the island’s soul resides in its amazing staff yet its pride rests on unparalleled natural endowments. Cocoa Island’s reef and marine life are truly exceptional. Within seconds of lowering from the main pier, an intense and ever-changing panorama ambushes your senses. Moray eels, schools of oriental sweetfish, and blue surgeonfish perform their latest synchronized swimming
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routines. About faced, a titan triggerfish chases a baby black-tipped reef shark. Entering another dimension, time becomes irrelevant and the hours pass without notice. The marine diversity and richness straddling the edge of Cocoa Island’s 120-foot reef wall allows snorkelers to experience the underwater rhapsody achieved only through deep water diving in other parts of the globe. Not to say that divers will not be handsomely rewarded for strapping on their wet suits in one of the world’s top dive spots. On a night dive to nearby Waggiri, darkness unveils the clandestine world of the over-intelligent octopus, the bizarre frog fish, and other-worldly batfish. During dry season from December to March, the water achieves peak clarity, facilitating encounters with schools of docile banner fish and the five-foot plus Napoleon fish of Guraidhoo Corner. As the (moderately) rainy season gets into full swing by June, the mega mantas return for their seasonal cameo, congregating around Cocoa Island and allowing personal interaction with the giant beasts. Year round, energetic spinner dolphins perform spontaneous tricks in the Maldives open ocean. A champagne sunset and dolphin cruise combines an early evening of natural dolphin acrobatics with a bit of bubbly on a private yacht and arguably the most spectacular sunset of your life. For more information on reaching paradise, visit Cocoa Island’s website www.cocoaisland.como.bz. View more travel tips: AmazingGayTravel.com
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By Andy Kress
Fish and shellfish – Always in season Fish and shellfish catch great reviews but not nearly enough attention in American diets. Despite the fact that these highprotein gifts from the water are low in cholesterol and saturated fat, most Americans skip these mouth-watering delicacies from their plate. Recent studies suggest that most Americans consume on average 15-20 pounds of fish and shellfish a year. Compare that to the 160 pounds of red meat and 90 pounds of poultry we consume annually. Fish are especially high in oils and Omega-3 fatty acids which increase the levels of HDL cholesterol (the one that helps prevent heart attacks) and lowers levels of LDL (the bad cholesterol that clogs arteries), whereas beef is high in saturated fats and has been linked to high LDL cholesterol levels. Yet Americans still choose this product eight times more than the healthier seafood alternative. Eating fish three or more times a week guarantees you lots of water-soluble B vitamins, in addition to vitamin A, vitamin D and vitamin K. These treats from the sea are also high in iodine, magnesium, copper, calcium, phosphorous, and fluoride making fish a wise choice for a sensible meal anytime of the day. Not all fish are created equal though, so you will want to know which ones have the most nutritional value. Oily fish (such as tuna, salmon, mackerel and trout) are your best choice since they provide more of the nutrients and minerals listed above. Try to choose a fresh catch or wild-caught fish rather than a farm-raised fish for better taste and less contamination. Contamination and pollution seem to be an ongoing problem for farmraised fish, due to the mass amounts of fish in such a confined area. Shellfish normally come from the open sea (other than a few varieties of freshwater crawfish) so pollution and contamination are cut down significantly. Shellfish (including oysters, mussels, shrimp, crab, lobsters and snails) are low calorie and high in nutritional value with low to no pollutants. Shellfish are naturally high in the B vitamin group, and are a rich source of the minerals iodine, fluoride, calcium, copper, iron, magnesium and zinc. The benefits from these vitamins and minerals are astounding. Fluoride strengthens your teeth and bones, copper helps in the production of blood cells and nerve fibers, iodine contributes
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to normal thyroid function, magnesium aids in metabolism and bone growth, while zinc is necessary for a healthy immune system and is known to prevent colds. With all of the nutritional benefits, it is amazing that most Americans eat less than three pounds of shellfish a year per person. When shopping for fresh shellfish, make sure that your oysters, clams and mussels close tightly when tapped. Remember, this type of shellfish is alive. If the shell doesn’t move, the shellfish may be dead or contaminated. The best rule of thumb for eating oysters is to eat them in the month ending in an “R”— September, October, November, December)=. Non “R” months occur more often in the summer when warm sea temperatures raise threats of bacterial growth that may cause the oysters to become contaminated. Soft shell crabs should be alive and moving when purchased fresh, and the same is true for lobster. Do not choose anything that is not moving around actively. Also refrain from eating the lobster tomalley or the crab mustard. These can contain high levels of toxins and are found in the crustacean filtering system. After reading all of the benefits of fish and shellfish, I hope you choose to include these delicious friends from the sea on your next plate and a whole lot more into your diet in general. Your heart and muscles will thank you, and so will your taste buds. Andy Kress is a nationally certified fitness trainer and nutritional counselor. He can be reached at 954-7893930 or via email at andyfitnesstrainer@gmail.com.
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spirituality CHURCH OF THE HOLY SPIRIT SONG welcomes you to come and worship with us every Sunday at 10am and every Wednesday night at 7pm. We meet at the Spirit Song Worship Center at 2040B North Dixie Highway, Suite 3 in Wilton Manors (Building B on Equality Park Campus, behind the Pride Center). God loves you just the way He made you. Come discover His purpose for you. For more info: 954418-8372, info@cohss.com, www.cohss.org DIGNITY FT LAUDERDALE Roman Catholic Mass every Sunday 7 PM at Holy Angels CC 2917 NE 6th Ave, Wilton Manors. Monthly socials and more. There is always room at our table. Dignityftl@ bellsouth.net. We are here for you…DIVINE MERCY CHAPEL-The American New Catholic Church 2749 N.E. 10th Ave., Wilton Manors, FL, 33334 (954)567-1930 www.newdivinemercy.org Sunday Mass 10:30AM, Friday Holy Hour 7:00PM
upholstery GOLD COAST UPHOLSTERY Re-upholstering, Cushions, Throw pillows, Large selection of fabric to choose from or bring in your own fabric. Broward / Dade / Palm Beach. Call Edgar (954) 491-4937
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rent/lease OAKLAND PARK/PENTHOUSE CONDO! 2/2, Being Updated Throughout! Oversized bedrooms, New carpet and paint, pool, garaged parking, furnished or unfurnished. Great location, great views! Open balcony! Only $1795/mo. (954)234-8759 Robert MacKilligan, Galleria Intl Realty FANTASTIC 3/2-FT LAUDERDALE- features renovated kitchen and baths, den, wood floors, new roof and CAC. Laundry room with W/D. Call today! Asking $1600. Call Alex, Re/Max Preferred (954)683-4880 FLAWLESS RENOVATIONS IN WILTON MANORS-Absolute Beauty! 2/2 Condo-Nicely renovated kitchen w/ SS appliances, granite counter tops, impact windows that slide out to waterfront deck, tile floors and basic cable included! Asking $1200. Call Alex, Re/Max Preferred (954)683-4880 OAKLAND PARK- 3/2 home, updated kitchen and baths. Oversized fenced backyard, small pets ok! $1450/mo. (954)234-8759 Robert MacKilligan, Galleria Intl Realty RIVERLAND-CLOSE TO DOWNTOWN- Efficiency, 1BD, and 2 BD large house w/ pool, new CAC, new kitchen, large family room, dining room & living room, laundry available, large screened porch & private backyard. Call Ed (954)632-6639 WILTON MANORS- EFFICIENCY on quiet cul-de-sac! Great location at 7th and Wilton Drive by the Shoppes of Wilton Manors! Tile floors, A/C, Screened Pool, Laundry on premise, off-street parking, ceiling fans! $625/mo. F/S UTILITIES INCLUDED! Call (954)563-4442
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COMMERCIAL SPACE ON FEDERAL HWY- 4400-5400 SQ FT between Oakland Park Blvd and Commercial Blvd. Can be used for medical or retail! Plenty of parking. $11/SQ FT!!! available now. Call Robert MacKilligan, your life partner in real estate. Galleria Intl Realty (954)234-8759 or rgmsell@aol.com
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ALIBI AREA FURNISHED EFFICIENCY -Apt. with private entrance and parking, walk-in closet, ceiling fan, AC, kitchenette, laundry on site, electric and Direct TV included, NO SMOKING, NO PETS: $675/ mo+sec. Call 954-682-9428 N.E. FT LAUDERDALE/WILTON MANOR AREA- LOVELY 2/1 w/large rooms, eat-in kitchen, new appliances, tile floors, CAC, private patio, cable ready. NO PETS please. $875/mo. by appointment (954)592-3772 OAKLAND PARK- 2/2 pool home plus 1 car garage! Newer Kitchen with SS appliances, hardwood floors, fireplace, private backyard with oversized deck, Newer salt water pool, great location, Close to Wilton Manors! Smaller pets ok. $1695/mo. (954)234-8759 Robert MacKilligan, Galleria Intl Realty SOUTH MIDDLE RIVER-EFFICIENCY-Lovely garden apt. features a pool, laundry, and parking all in a gay compound with roaming peacocks and friendly neighbors. Electric, H2O, and internet incl. for a clean, responsible, and employed person. 12 mo. lease, $595/mo. (954)200-0166 LAUDERDALE BY THE SEA- Walk To The Beach! 4/4 pool home! PLUS oversized 2 car garage! Very large family room & formal dining room. Almost 3,000 Sq Ft! Best location! Home is currently being completely remodeled! Home is at the end of a Cul-De-Sac! Smaller pets OK! Call today before this one is gone! $2695/mo. (954)2348759 Robert MacKilligan, Galleria Intl Realty
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LAKERIDGE- Cozy Apartment w/ sleeping loft. Full bath & kitchen. Tile floors, ceiling fan, tropical secluded pool & patio area. 1 mile to beach & Wilton Dr. Within Hopper transportation to Wilton Dr. On-site laundry available. Private off-street parking. Unfurnished. No smoking/pet negotiable. For one quiet person only/no drama. Electric, WiFi, Direct TV, water included. $750/mo. Reduced rent considered in exchange for light yardwork (954)636-9298 OAKLAND PARK/LLOYD ESTATES- Water Front Bungalow & pool; Large 1950’s style 2/1,terrazzo floors, large kitchen with microwave, icemaker, dishwasher, range, CAC, ceiling fans. Very gay area and pet friendly. It’s located on 300’ of wide middle river. $1000/mo-F/S and 1/3 of the util. ($175 avg) high speed internet, electric, preferred cable package, free laundry, ample parking, private entrance. (954)249-2009
roommate WILTON MANORS-2/2.5 TOWNHOUSE- fireplace, pool on the water! great amenities. W/D. $800/mo. Call (954)873-3889 WILTON MANORS/MIDDLE RIVER AREA- Looking for responsible person to share a 2/1.5. Only blocks from Wilton Drive/5 Points. Cheap rent! Only $575/mo. Includes all utilities! You pay 1/2 cable. Available 01/01/2012. Call (954)465-1563
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NEW LISTINGS THIS WEEK WILTON MANORS POOL HOME This incredible NE Wilton Manors pool home on an oversized lot features over 2000 square feet, a huge separate living room, split master suites and is a four bedroom, two bath home with one bedroom converted to make an over-sized primary master bedroom. Located on one of the nicest streets, the home has many features that will move it quickly. Asking price: $359,000
GREAT STARTER HOME IN WILTON MANORS Cute house with beautiful open, granite newer kitchen and huge enclosed Florida Room with large windows all around, bringing lots of light and great views to the large fenced and private yard. Two bedrooms, two full baths, nice tile floors throughout, and some furniture will be included in sale. Located in NE Wilton Manors convenient to five points and the Drive. Asking price: $209,000
INCREDIBLE RENOVATION SINGLE FAMILY This adorable two bedroom home has impact windows throughout, new a/c, new kitchen with granite counters and new appliances, really nice laminate floors throughout and is located close to Wilton Drive, Downtown/Las Olas and Wilton Manors. Huge backyard, carport, screened back porch off master bedroom and more. Asking price: $109,000
LARGE SOUTH MIDDLE RIVER HOME Four bedrooms, two full baths located in South Middle River is a perfect starter home and potentially mortgage payments could be less than rent. Split bedrooms, oversized lot and lots of potential. Also could be a good buy for investors interested in renting. This is not a short sale or foreclosure. Asking price: $109,000
TWO BEDROOM IN NE FORT LAUDERDALE This cute two bedroom, two bath home is located close to Andrews Avenue, Wilton Drive and just minutes from downtown and Las Olas. Nice floor-plan, huge yard and a lot of character make this a good home for a first time buyer or for someone who wants to down-size and keep their payments very low. Asking price: $129,000
NE FORT LAUDERDALE SINGLE FAMILY Loads of character and charm in this very clean, well maintained home in Fort Lauderdale, just 3 blocks from Wilton Drive. Great opportunity for a first time buyer, this home has a large yard, two bedrooms, one bath and lots of potential. Compare your rent to what your mortgage payment would be to own and live in this home. Asking price: $119,000
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