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There once was a loony old goat. Who wanted to sail on a boat. Across the seven seas. With a crew of trained fleas. While wearing a long captain’s coat.
The Amazing Plan There was a boy called Dan. Who had an amazing plan To sail the sea In a bucket of tea But I don’t think that he can. Hugo Pike Age 8
There once was a boy named Lance. He really liked to dance One day by a chance He got ants in his pants And it made him jump and prance.
Limerick By Edward Lear There was an Old Man who supposed, That the street door was partially closed, But some very large rats, Ate his coats and his hats, While that futile old gentleman dozed.
Jumping Monkey There once was a jumping monkey And jumping he would always be He fell off a cliff Because he was stiff Now jumping he will never be
THERE ONCE LIVED A BOY NEAR THE OCEAN, WHO THOUGHT HE’D FOUND MAGICAL POTION HE TOOK A BIG DRINK AND STARTED TO THINK IT TASTED JUST LIKE SUNTAN LOTION
Star There once was a wonderful star Who thought she would go very far Until she fell down And looked like a clown She knew she would never go far.
The Smiling Shark There was an old Shark with a smile So broad you could see it a mile He said to his friends, As he sewed up the ends, “It was really too wide for the style�
There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, “It is just as I feared� Two Owls and a Hen Four Larks and a Wren Have all built their nets in my beard
“Hickory Dickory Dock The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one The mouse ran down Hickory Dickory Dock”