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JANUARY - APRIL 2017 BOX OFFICE: 01622 758611 BOOK ONLINE: HAZLITTTHEATRE.COM
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WELCOME TO A NEW SEASON Welcome to the Hazlitt Theatre’s new Spring Season. With Christmas behind us and the
production which promises to not only entertain but leave you wondering about what you have seen.
January blues well and truly kicking in,
For our little visitors we have a packed
why not shake them off with a trip to the
half term with Wow said the Owl, Sooty
theatre and see one of the many fantastic
and Little Mix to keep them entertained
productions or shows we have in store.
during the holiday time. Alongside these
In January we open our doors to a legend of the singing world with Ruby Turner and a chance for laughter to be had, as well as see grown men wince with a degree of empathy, as we welcome back Puppetry
productions you can see, why not join in and actually be in a production. The Hazlitt Youth Theatre will be welcoming those children at Primary School age to take part in their Play in a Week - The Witches!
of the Penis. Talking of laughter, the Spring
And for all those music lovers we have
Season is also jam packed with comedy
some great acts, bands and tributes in
offerings with stand up shows from
ranging from Cilla and the sounds of the
Lee Nelson, Stephen K Amos, Danny
60’s to Total 80’s, Complete Madness
Baker, Richard Herring and of course
to Patsy Cline. So as you can see from
Russell Kane.
my notes we have a busy season with
An evening with Falklands war veteran Simon Weston will surely be revealingly interesting as we learn some shocking truths of the conflict itself. Another
offerings for all of you out there, so enjoy the brochure, pick out your shows and we look forward to welcoming you to the Hazlitt Theatre in the spring.
bespoke offering we have will be the
Regards
Circus of Horrors and their amazing
Martin Cleverley - General Manager.
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SEASON HIGHLIGHTS JANUARY - APRIL 2017
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LEE NELSON SAT 24 SEPTEMBER
RUBY TURNER
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LIVE ENTERTAINMENT MAIDSTONE FILM SOCIETY LIVE ENTERTAINMENT THEATRE TRIPS HAZLITT YOUTH THEATRE GROUPS & WORKSHOPS COMING SOON INFORMATION / HOW TO FIND US AT A GLANCE
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FRI 20 JANUARY / 7.30PM / THEATRE
RUBY TURNER TICKETS: £25
Ruby Turner was born in Jamaica, moving to England when she was 9, Ruby has lived here ever since. Her career to date has always had many unexpected twists and turns with major tours, theatre and TV appearances, and touring with Jools Holland, the future continues to look positive. Her major break came in the mid 1980’s, when she was asked to join ‘Culture Club’ at the height of their stardom. To date, Ruby has released 17 albums plus the BBC’s ‘Live From Glastonbury’, as well as appearing on releases by the likes of Brian Ferry, UB40, Steve Winwood and Mick Jagger. She is also one of the main singers in Jools Holland’s R&B Orchestra, and features on many Tracks on his Albums.
SAT 21 JANUARY / 7.30PM / THEATRE
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS £23.50
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS HAS NOW PLAYED TO MOST OF THE WESTERN WORLD, HAVING BEEN HOSTED IN OVER 35 COUNTRIES AND PERFORMED IN 6 LANGUAGES. 2 near naked men (they wear shoes) manipulate their nether regions using the Ancient Art of Genital Origami, providing the audience with a hilarious array of shapes and impersonations which will be projected onto a huge video screen. This latest incarnation comes fresh from sin city itself, Las Vegas, where the show has been thrilling audiences. This show will feature all of your favourites, including the Eiffel Tower, the Lochness Monster, the Pelican and of course, the iconic Hamburger, but will also include a host of new installations that promise to rock you into hilarious fits of laughter. Puppetry Of The Penis is the perfect show for all occasions. Break the ice on that all important first date, thrill your friends with a birthday to remember, celebrate your divorce with a bang, and of course, this is the perfect Hen party show! This is a non-sexual show and does contain full frontal male nudity. 18+ age restriction WARNING: This show contains traces of nut.
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FRI 27 JANUARY / 7.30PM / EXCHANGE STUDIO
ANDREW LAWRENCE Star of BBC1’s Live at The Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow and Dave’s One Night Stand, as well as the hugely successful self-penned BBC Radio 4 series, There Is No Escape. The UK comedy scene’s most bigoted scumbag presents an all new show of morally repugnant material all for the sake of a cheap laugh. Come, bring a friend who’s easily offended, and be sure to take everything at face value.
‘WITH EVERY PASSING MINUTE OF HIS SET, UNCENSORED, YOU MARVEL AT HIS CHUTZPAH AND WORRY THAT HE HAS A DEATH-WISH’ THE TELEGRAPH
TICKETS: £12.00 + £1.50 BF
FRI 27 JANUARY / 7.30PM / THEATRE
A NIGHT OF HENDRIX AND CREAM
Paying tribute to two of the greatest names in rock history – Jimi Hendrix and Cream - Voodoo Room are a stunning power trio featuring some of the UK’s finest musicians, performing an incredible show in the true spirit of these legendary superstars. NOT a pantomime dress up tribute act - simply great music played by great musicians! Enjoy classics tracks from both artists “Sunshine of Your Love to Purple Haze.” Members of Voodoo Room have played with Stevie Winwood, Duran Duran, Ben E. King, Fish, Thunder and Fish among many others. With standing ovations the norm, word on the street is Voodoo Room are -not to be missed! www.voodoo-room.com
‘PHENOMENAL... YOU WILL BE BLOWN AWAY’ PHOENIX FM TICKETS: £16.50
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SAT 28 JANUARY / 7.30PM / EXCHANGE STUDIO
CHEKOVS SHORTS European Arts Company returns with a hugely entertaining collection of classic one-act farces by Anton Chekhov, including The Evils of Tobacco, The Dimwit, The Bear, Swan Song and The Proposal. This is Chekhov as you’ve never seen him before – funny! Originally performed in Russian vaudeville theatres, these bittersweet plays are Chekhov at his comic best - before The Seagull got stuffed, Uncle Vanya fired blanks, The Three Sisters started moaning and The Cherry Orchard was ‘car-parked’.
‘CHEKHOV WASN’T ALL DOOM AND GLOOM! EUROPEAN ARTS COMPANY’S PRODUCTION OF CHEKHOV SHORTS IS FAST-PACED, WITTY AND ENGAGING’ THE STAGE PLEASE CONTACT THE BOX OFFICE FOR TICKET INFORMATION
SAT 28 JANUARY 7.30PM / THEATRE
CIRQUE ENCHANTMENT WELCOME TO A MYSTICAL WORLD OF FROZEN BEAUTY AND MAGICAL ADVENTURE. This concert style cirque production features stunning choreography, breath-taking vocals and mesmerising circus performers. With an eclectic musical soundtrack including pop, rock and classical Cirque Enchantment is a stunning show that will delight all the family.
TICKETS: £23.50 AND £19.50
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WEDS 1 - SAT 4 FEBRUARY / 7PM / THEATRE
THE WORLD’S BEST-LOVED MUSICAL IS COMING TO THE HAZLITT! It’s 1933, and 11-year old orphan Annie and her friends dream of finding their parents. When Annie is chosen to spend the week with billionaire Oliver Warbucks as part of a publicity campaign, it seems her hopes of finding a family may finally be answered. But as Annie wins the heart of “Daddy” Warbucks, the orphanage’s matron Miss Hannigan along with her brother and his wife are scheming to get Annie back and claim the reward... Featuring unforgettable songs including It’s A Hardknock Life, Maybe and of course Tomorrow, along with superb dance routines and a live orchestra, Annie promises to be a hit with the whole family! TICKETS: £14 AND £11.50
‘COMEDY LEGEND’ THE SUN
SUN 8 FEBRUARY 7.30PM / THEATRE
LEE NELSON SERIOUS JOKER
After getting into trouble for sneaking into places he shouldn’t be, Lee Nelson is back where he most definitely should be: live on stage with his brand-new, laugh-out- loud, best ever
TICKETS: £15 + £1.50 BF
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FRI 10 FEBRUARY / 7.30PM / THEATRE
THE STYLE COUNCILLORS The Style Councillors are the ultimate tribute to The Style Council. A full 9 piece line up. With Swirling Hammond Organ and a classic horn section, The Style Councillors are as close as it gets to actually being there. ex Bad Manners brass section Trevor, Tony & Dave They will take you right back to the beginning for a trip through one of Paul Weller’s arguably best periods as a songwriter. In a relatively short space of time a sizable and loyal following has formed with the band playing to full houses up and down the country – notably including London’s 100 club and The Jazz Café. The word spread to the extent that notable faces seen at recent shows have included Nicky Weller, Steve Parish, Gary Crowley, ex Style Council members Steve Sidelnyk, Anthony Harty & Tracie Young,
TICKETS: £21.50 AND CONCESSIONS £19.50
SAT 11 FEBRUARY 8PM / THEATRE
STEPHEN K AMOS Globe-trotting laughter master Stephen K Amos returns with his new tour sho. In the last twelve months, Stephen has performed his unique brand of feel-good comedy all over England, Scotland, Wales, Switzerland, Austria, Denmark, Holland, Germany, Belgium, Greece, Spain, Australia, Tazmania, New Zealand, and the Seychelles. What did he find when he got there? People. People like you and me and some of them said the most ridiculous things. To his face! All that, and more in a brand new tour show for 2016-2017
‘NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE LEFT THIS FEEL GOOD SHOW WITHOUT A BEAMING SMILE ON THEIR FACE’ THE HERALD TICKETS: £16 + £1.50 BF
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SAT 11 FEBRUARY 7.30PM / EXCHANGE STUDIO
PAUL HARRIS
TITTER YE NOT THE TOUR DE FORCE WHO WAS FORCED TO TOUR
This one man play, written by and starring Paul Harris, tells of the life both on and off stage of comedian Frankie Howerd, a troubled but amazingly talented man who wowed audiences for almost fifty years. ‘Titter Ye Not’ delves into the personal and professional life of this amazing comedy icon and is at times both hilarious and touchingly sad as we explore the life and loves of a comedy legend. ‘Titter Ye Not’ is a lovingly crafted piece that will amuse and amaze all fans of Frankie Howerd’s life and career. TICKETS: £16.50
MON 13 FEBRUARY / 2.30PM / THEATRE
WOW SAID THE OWL EXPLORE THE WOW-WORLD OF COLOURS WITH THIS CURIOUS LITTLE OWL WHO IS DETERMINED TO STAY AWAKE TO SEE WHAT DAY LIGHT BRINGS. From the warm pink glow of dawn through to a day filled with the bright colours of green leaves, blue sky, grey clouds and, finally, a stunning rainbow — ‘WOW!’. But despite the beauty of the daytime world, the little owl decides that the night-time stars are the most beautiful of all. WOW! Said the Owl, the acclaimed children’s book by award winning author Tim Hopgood, is brought to life through a blend of beautiful story-telling, puppetry and music. Directed by Joy Haynes, this show will delight and excite children aged 2-5yrs. Suitable for everyone over the age of 2yrs – “this show charms young and old alike.”
TICKETS: £11.50. CONCESSIONS £9.50
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MON 13 - FRI 17 FEBRUARY / MON - THU 10.30AM - 3.30PM FRI 10.30AM UNTIL END OF PERFORMANCE (4PM) / EXCHANGE STUDIO
HYT PLAY IN A WEEK
THE WITCHES EXCHANGE STUDIO WORKSHOP FEE - £80 TICKETS TO PERFORMANCE - £5
This Roald Dahl classic tells the scary, funny and imaginative tale of a seven-year-old boy who has a run-in with some real-life witches! In fairy tales witches always wear silly black hats and black cloaks but this is not a fairy tale. REAL WITCHES dress in ordinary clothes, look very much like ordinary women and they live in ordinary houses. That is why they are so hard to catch. Witches, as our hero learns, hate children. With the help of a friend and his somewhat-magical grandmother, our hero tries to expose the witches before they dispose of him.
WEDS 15 FEBRUARY 11AM & 2.30PM / THEATRE
THE SOOTY SHOW Izzy wizzy let’s get busy! Sooty is back in a brand-new show with guaranteed giggles for the whole family! Direct from CITV, Sooty, Sweep and Soo head into town accompanied by TV’s Richard Cadell. Mr Slater has put Richard in charge of running the show but nothing is going to plan! Sooty’s magic tricks turn very messy and Sweep’s escapology act has him all tied up. Maybe Soo and her tap dancing will save the day? With special guest stars Butch and Ramsbottom. Expect magic, music and mayhem with buckets full of audience participation. A spectacular treat for Sooty fans old and new - plus a chance to meet Richard and Sooty after the show!
TICKETS: £13.50 CONCESSIONS: £11.50
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FRI 17 FEBRUARY 2PM / THEATRE
THE LITTLE MIX EXPERIENCE IF YOU’RE A FAN OF ONE OF X FACTOR’S FINEST EXPORTS YOU’RE SURE TO L.O.V.E. THE LITTLE MIX EXPERIENCE! Four hugely talented girls pay tribute to one of the UK’s finest Girl-Bands. With breathtaking dance moves, replica costumes and some of the finest vocals in the UK, this is a high-energy show from beginning to end, packed with all of Little Mix’s greatest hits and suitable for all ages! Featuring songs such as DNA, Wings, Salute, Black Magic, Love Me Like You, Secret Love Song and many, many more. They look like Little Mix, They Sound like Little Mix, they are “The Little Mix Experience”
TICKETS: £15.50
FRI 17 FEBRUARY 7.30PM / THEATRE
COMPLETE MADNESS RE-LIVE THE MADNESS OF MADNESS! A sensational Theatre extravaganza featuring the amazing talents of this 5-piece band who will take you on a musical journey through the story of one of Britain’s most memorable, visual and fun bands. Complete with crazy costumes, comedy and chirpy banter, Complete Madness invite you to their ‘House of Fun’. Featuring all the favourites... Baggy Trousers,One step Beyond,It Must Be Love,Driving In My Car.....This Highly visual and energetic show is a riot from beginning to end.
TICKETS: £18
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SAT 18 FEBRUARY / 8PM / THEATRE
ADAMS APPLE CABARET Adam’s Apple Cabaret” brings you the creme de la creme of entertainers, to amuse, amaze and titillate any type of audience.
With a wide and varied mix of superb performers, you will always be thoroughly entertained at one of our cabarets. Singers, Magicians, Burlesque, Variety & Specialty acts, Comics and Musicians to name but few who make up a cornucopia of highly trained, professional performers. Bringing our cabaret to the grand stage means we are pulling out all the stops with this show, so expect the fun to begin the moment you enter the theatre. Not only will we keep you totally entertained during the live stage show with a fantastic mix of variety including the hilarious comedy magic of “Britain’s Got Talent” Semifinalist Christian Lee, you will also be greeted in true showgirl style and treated to a complimentary “Rosy Apple” drink (available between 7.00-7.20pm) so arrive early and enjoy our Pre-show concoction of live music and close up magic! TICKETS: £16.50
TUES 7 MARCH 7.30PM / THEATRE
CIRCUS OF HORRORS
TICKETS: £24.50 CONCESSIONS £20.50
The Circus of Horrors celebrates its 21st anniversary as it takes to the road with its latest incarnation “The Never-ending Nightmare”. The spectacular features an amazing amalgamation of bizarre, brave & beautiful acts all woven into a Alice in Horrorland type story driven by a mainly original soundscape & performed with a forked tongue firmly in each cheek! Annually the Circus of Horrors plays over 100 UK theatres and this tour has expanded to take in festivals throughout the world including The Fuji Rock Festival in Japan (twice), the Wacken Festival in Germany plus shows in Chile, Uruguay, Holland, Belgium, Argentina, France, Italy, Ireland, Finland, Hong Kong and Moscow where it became the 1st UK Circus ever to perform in Russia. The show also played an astounding 10 nights at London’s O2.
WED 8 MARCH / 7.25PM / THEATRE
PAUL CARROLL’S
MUSIC HALL TAVERN The UK’s premier comedy family drag variety show is back! With A Brand New Fabulous Show for 2017! Whatever your age, come along and join Mrs T and the “girls” from MHT this Spring for a truly magnificent night of dazzling costumes, side splitting laughter and a cast of unique characters singing and dancing all night long. A feel-good night that will not only entertain and amuse you, but will leave you with unforgettable memories of the funniest night out of the year! Starring the sensational Paul Carroll as Mrs T the “Girls “ from MHT and featuring the Showcase International Dancers. TICKETS: £24. CONCESSIONS £22
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THUR 9 MARCH / 7.30PM
THE MATT MONRO STORY
CELEBRATING THE LIFE AND MUSIC OF THE LEGENDARY MATT MONRO. The Matt Monro Story is an inspired and unforgettable show. A unique evening of music, warmth and love, keeping the memory of his music alive. From ‘Born Free’ to ‘Walk Away’ to ‘Portrait Of My Love’ be prepared to be transported in time by this tribute to one of Britain’s most popular and endearing singers named “the singer’s singer” by his peers. This show is enhanced by audio visual and narration.
“MATT MONRO IS ONE OF THE FINEST MALE VOCALISTS IN THE SINGING BUSINESS” TICKETS: £24.50
FRANK SINATRA
FRI 10 MARCH / 7.30PM / THEATRE
SIMON WESTON: MY LIFE MY STORY IT WAS THE CONFLICT OF A GENERATION AND ONE THAT MANY WILL NEVER FORGET. Hosted by one of his closest friends in Life, David Fitzgerald, the show will give a unique insight into the high’s and lows Simon has faced since that moment in 1982. The duo will recall some incredible moments. From some of the darkest days where Simon felt everything had gone, to his 30 year journey of recovery, and discovery which has now resulted in a recent CBE, being chosen for the “People’s Portrait” and against all odds incredible success in business, publishing and his relentless support for charities across the country. Simon Weston; My Life, My Story is a truly inspirational show about one man’s journey from the frontline of war, being on the edge of death, to today being a happy and contented Father, Grandfather and national treasure.
TICKETS: £19
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SAT 11 MARCH / 7.30PM EXCHANGE STUDIO
MITCH BENN
It’s been a morbid time for “the country’s leading musical satirist” (The Times); he’s turned 46 - over the hill by anyone’s standards - his personal life is in turmoil, and his childhood heroes are dropping like flies. At times like these, a man feels the Reaper creeping up on him… But is death anything to fear? And is it really the end? (Yes. Yes, it is, sorry!) Mitch confronts his - and YOUR - mortality with hilarious (and tuneful) consequences. Join him! It’s time you’re not getting back!
‘INTELLIGENT AND FUNNY WRITING BOTH OF MUSIC AND GAGS... A MUST SEE SHOW’ ONE4REVIEW TICKETS: £13.50
THU 16 MARCH 7.25PM / THEATRE
LEGEND THE MUSIC OF BOB MARLEY
Combining his superb, distinctive vocals with flawless musicianship. . . timeless, millionselling hits Could You Be Loved; Is This Love; One Love; No Woman, No Cry; Three Little Birds; Jamming; Buffalo Soldier and scores more reggae classics come to life. Enjoy the authentic taste of Jamaican Sunshine in compelling two-hour treat, filled with the magic of Marley’s music topped with a truly talented cast that have performed all over the world. Legend – The Music of Bob Marley, really does capture the charisma and culture of an icon, gone to soon.
TICKETS: £24
FRI 17 MARCH / 7.30PM / THEATRE
THE BEEGEES STORY NIGHTS ON BROADWAY The Bee Gee’s Story - Nights On Broadway present a tribute to the Bee Gees through a fantastic live concert, featuring their incredible songs, from over four decades, from the 60s to the 90s. With musical authenticity, and in particular the accurate recreation of the vocal talents and harmonies of the Bee Gees, this show gives the audience the experience of being at a Bee Gees concert. The 6 piece live band blend the classic hits, acoustic medleys, songs written for other major artists, and dance floor fillers to tell the story of the Bee Gees from start to finish. TICKETS: £19
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FRI 17 MARCH 7.30PM / EXCHANGE STUDIO
RACHEL PARRIS COMEDIAN RACHEL PARRIS, STAR OF AUSTENTATIOUS, THE IT CROWD AND BBC 2’S MURDER IN SUCCESSVILLE, PRESENTS HER AWARDNOMINATED SHOW.
‘TEARS OF LAUGHTER... BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED AND PERFORMED’ GUARDIAN
Best Laid Plans is a mixture of her trademark musical comedy anthems, which have been heard on BBC Radio 4 and BBC 6 Music, and “endearingly frank and funny” stand-up; It’s about a break-up, children, weddings, sex and the Samaritans (not in that order); an honest, hilarious take on what happens when your plans fall down a bad drain suddenly and you have to build brand new ones.
TICKETS: £11.50
SAT 18 MARCH / 7.30PM / THEATRE
DANNY BAKER
The stage has always been my first love. Let me put that another way. I have never done anything like this before in my life. No two nights of this extravaganza will be the same. This is less of a boast than admission that a) I am hopeless at learning scripts and b) I still have no idea what I am going to include. A night at the theatre can either be deep dish or high kicking. What I promise to haul before you is very much in the latter category. Content wise I will make Springsteen and Dodd look like short changing slackers. I can’t wait. This is the sort of radio I’ve always wanted to do, ie, radio without radio. Just me and you. In fact, if you don’t show up I’m going to do it in your local theatre anyway. So you may as well come. Why should the ushers have all the fun?
TICKETS: £21.50. CONCESSIONS: £19.50
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SUN 19 MARCH / 7.30PM / THEATRE
THE SEARCHERS
TICKETS: £22.50
THE SEARCHERS REMARKABLE CAREER CONTINUES. With such classic hits as, Sweets For My Sweet; Needles and Pins; Don’t Throw Your Love Away; Sugar and Spice and When You Walk In The Room, they have contributed enormously in establishing the UK as the world’s leading nation in the music industry. There is no doubt that the decade that gave us The Beatles as well as The Searchers and many others was very special and will go down in history as being the most imaginative period of music creativity and expression. With total record sales well in excess of 50 million, The Searchers still have great appeal to audiences of all ages. They tour the globe as much today as they have done throughout a fantastic career spanning 5 decades. Their special ‘solo’ concert is a highly entertaining show and has been enthusiastically and warmly received throughout the world. Combined with anecdotes and reminiscences, this fully selfcontained concert includes all their famous hits, plus many album recordings, B-sides and a selection of other collector and well known favourites. Don’t miss The Searchers live in concert!
WEDS 22 MARCH / 7.30PM / THEATRE
PATSY CLINEBLACK CILLA
AND THE SHADES OF THE 6OS THIS STUNNING AND ELEGANT REVIEW OF THE LIFE OF CILLA BLACK SOARS ITS WAY THROUGH THE 60S. Starring Liverpool born singer Victoria Jones (BBC’s The One & Only) as Cilla, singing songs including ‘You’re My World’ and ‘Anyone Who Had a Heart’ while the Shades trio swing through a decade of hits by Cilla’s friends and co-stars such as ‘I Only Want to Be With You’ and ‘River Deep Mountain High’. Victoria & the gorgeous Shades trio rediscover one of music’s most defining eras. They follow the life & career of the iconic Cilla Black while their stories reflect on some of the biggest 60s stars. Featuring brand new arrangements of music from artists including the Beatles and Dusty Springfield. An unforgettable show that journeys its way through Cilla’s life and brings audiences to their feet in celebration. Relive the 60s in style and come to see the girl power show that is delighting audiences all over the UK.
TICKETS: £19.50 AND £17.50
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THUR 30 MARCH / 8PM / THEATRE
RICHARD HERRING
THE BEST Richard Herring, King of the Edinburgh Fringe, Metro columnist and the UK’s Podfather (RHLSTP, AIOTM) picks his favourite routines from his 12 one-man shows and crams them into 90 minutes for your delectation. From his deconstruction of the genealogy of Christ to him proving that racists are less racist than liberals, via some of the best knob jokes in the business. Will your favourite routine make the cut? A great introduction to this influential cult comedian for the newcomer and a welcome greatest hits for long term fans.
‘A GLORIOUSLY INFANTILE DELIGHT IN MISCHIEF, PROVOCATION AND INSPIRED RUDENESS’ THE GUARDIAN £15.00 + £1.50 BF
FRI 31 MARCH / 7.30PM / THEATRE
PATSY CLINE
An evening of song, laughter and legendary stories is promised when you come along to this enthralling tribute to the music, life and times of patsy cline. It is some 50 years since patsy left a great legacy of hit records. this wonderful show pays tribute to country music’s world renowned superstar. Featuring the stars of the west end production ‘Patsy’ , the fabulously talented Sandy Kelly ‘Ireland’s queen of country music’ Sandy Kelly’s performance as “Patsy” has captured the hearts of legions of fans all over the world, this feel-good show will leave you wanting more as she performs Patsy’s unforgettable hits including: ‘Crazy’, ‘Sweet Dreams’, ‘Walking After Midnight’ and ‘I Fall To Pieces’ . An evening of true country nostalgia.
TICKETS: £24.50
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SAT 1 APRIL / 7.30PM / THEATRE
THE REAL THING UK TOUR CELEBRATING 40 YEARS OF THEIR DEBUT SINGLE ‘YOU TO ME ARE EVERYTHING’ REACHING NO.1 Still looking & sounding great. The 3 original singers, brothers Chris & Eddie Amoo with Dave Smith. Featuring million-selling hits including three No. 1 singles in the 70’s & 80’s ‘You to me are Everything’ ‘Can’t get by without you’ & ‘Feel the Force’ Hear all the hits plus some fantastic covers such as ‘Ladies Night’ ‘Celebration’ ‘Good Times’ & ‘Ain’t no stopping us now’ in an action packed show.
TICKETS: £24
MON 3 - SAT 8 APRIL / 7.30PM SATURDAY MATINEE 2.30PM THEATRE
MUSICAL THEATRE IN MAIDSTONE
SWEET CHARITY
After winning a NODA award for excellence with The Witches of Eastwick, MAOS returns to the Hazlitt theatre with the funny, tender and poignant musical, Sweet Charity. Set in 1960s New York, Sweet Charity features many show stopping numbers including Big Spender, Rhythm of Life and If My Friends Could See Me Now.
TICKETS: £13, £16, £17
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Maidstone
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TUE 11 - SAT 15 APRIL 7.30PM / THEATRE
MAIDSTONE GANG SHOW Based on the original idea by Ralph Reader CBE, Maidstone Gang Show is a family variety show performed by a cast of over 90 talented performers from Maidstone Scouting. Now in its 47th year the show is full of packed full of modern songs and dance routines. This year’s highlights include songs by Take That and Michael Jackson as well as a trip to the beach and a visit to the ballet. With comedy and sketches featured throughout Maidstone Gang Show is great entertainment for all the family.
Hazlitt Theatre, Earl Street, Maidstone 11th April - 15th/ April 2017/ EXCHANGE STUDIO SUN 16 APRIL 7.30PM www.maidstonegangshow.co.uk Box Offiice - www.hazlittartscentre.co.uk
DIRECT FROM LONDON’S WEST END! Directed by four time Olivier award nominee Luke Sheppard, London Contemporary Theatre brings an exciting and innovative production of this classic children’s story to the stage. Aimed at children over the age of four this is an interactive show with plenty of opportunity for the audience to get involved. The performance combines acting, singing, dance and puppetry to tell the story of Stig (a caveman) and Barney’s adventures. It is nearly 50 years since Stig and Barney’s adventures first saw the light of day but this timeless children’s classic remains as charming and entertaining as ever. stigofthedump.co.uk TICKETS: £11.50. CHILD: £10.50. FAMILY OF 4: £40
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TUE 18 - SAT 22 APRIL / 7.30PM / THEATRE
WILLINGTON PLAYERS
OUTSIDE EDGE TICKETS: £14. CONCESSIONS £13
A COMEDY BY RICHARD HARRIS BY ARRANGEMENT WITH SAMUEL FRENCH LTD HOWZAT! A few chaps in the cricket team are caught out in more ways than the sporting one in Richard Harris’s hilarious comedy ‘Outside Edge’. When the wives and girlfriends get together in the pavilion one fine summer’s day, we soon discover that most of the blokes have dropped a googly of some sort in their relationships off the pitch.
SUN 23 APRIL / 7.30PM / THEATRE
ALICE IN WONDERLAND Imagination runs wild and logic is abandoned in this fantastical, larger-thanlife musical brimmingwith nonsensical fun and excitement for the entire family. Follow Alice and the White Rabbit as they set off on a colourful, topsy-turvy adventure like no other and meet a host of outlandish characters including the troublesome twins, Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, the notorious Queen of Hearts, the Cheshire cat and of course, the Mad-as a bat-Hatter! Immersion Theatre proudly bring their trademark energy to their most spectacularly bonkers show to date, as children and adults alike are invited to join in the hilarity of seeing this classic story brought vividly to life before having the opportunity to meet the characters after the show...why not come dressed up as your favourite? A perfect day out for the entire family, you’d be mad to miss it!
TICKETS £11.50. CONCESSIONS: £9.50
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WED 26 APRIL / 7.30PM / THEATRE
RUSSELL KANE
IN THIS BRAND NEW SHOW, RUSSELL KANE UNLEASHES ANOTHER BLISTERINGLY-FUNNY, AWARD-WINNING STAND-UP PERFORMANCE ABOUT GROWING UP AND GROWING DOWN. Multi-award winning comedian, presenter, actor, author and scriptwriter Russell Kane is best known as the host of three series of BBC3‘s Live At The Electric, regular appearances on BBC1’s Live At Apollo, BBC3’s Unzipped, ITV2’s Celebrity Juice and I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Now! Most recently, Russell travelled the world with you-tube stars filming the new survival programme, Stupid Man, Smart Phone, which is available on BBC iPlayer. Russell was nominated four times for prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Awards before winning Best Show in 2010. He then went onto make history as the first comedian to win both the Edinburgh Award and Melbourne Comedy Festival’s Barry Award in one year. His second DVD Russell Kane Live was recorded in the West End at the Vaudeville Theatre and released by Universal Pictures in 2015. Famed for his critically acclaimed tours Russell has been performing sell-out shows across the globe and now he is back with this brand new show!
‘EXTREMELY FUNNY’ EVENING STANDARD TICKETS: £15 + £1.50 BF
‘…AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME’ THE GUARDIAN
SAT 29 APRIL / 7.30PM / THEATRE
CINEMA LIVE
Join our talented cast as they perform the most iconic of movie hits from the 80s and 90s – Get ready to sing a long to all time classics from hit movies including Ghost – Dirty Dancing – Fame – Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves – The Bodyguard – and much much more. Powerhouse vocals high energy choreography, and the most memorable of movie hits make this an event you won’t forget! Grab the popcorn and relive the greatest decades of movie music in this blockbuster night of entertainment.
TICKETS: £23.50 AND £19.50
MONDAY / 8PM / THEATRE
MAIDSTONE FILM SOCIETY 68th SEASON MON 16 JANUARY
RAMS
Before Iceland became famous as a footballing nation, it produced this gentle witty tale of two brothers who farm prize-winning sheep and who haven’t spoken to one another in years. When a crisis looms they have a life-changing decision to make. Includes probably the best performance by a sheepdog in any film, ever.
2015 / ICE/DK/NOR/POL / 93 MINS CERT: 15
MON 23 JANUARY
DARK HORSE
Dark Horse is the true story of a group of friends from a working men’s club who decide to try to make it in the sport of kings and breed a prize-winning racehorse. Led by barmaid Jan Vokes, the group is driven by a determination to succeed in an unfamiliar world. This relentlessly feelgood movie is a wonderful mix of friendship, class differences and heroism.
2015 / UK 85 MINS / CERT: PG
MON 6 FEBRUARY
MARGUERITE
In 1920s Paris, socialite Marguerite Dumont dreams of singing at the opera. The catch is, she really can’t sing. Spurred on by her wealthy husband, who mysteriously misses all her recitals, she engages a voice coach and makes her plans. There are parallels with the recent Florence Foster Jenkins but with superb performances, Marguerite succeeds in its own terms.
2017 / FR/CZ/BE / 129 MINS / CERT: 15
MON 27 FEBRUARY
LEGEND OF BARNEY THOMSON
Barney Thomson is a hapless Glasgow barber who finds his life spiralling out of control after a fatal accident at work leads to him becoming the chief suspect in a serial killer case. Ray Winstone is the Glasgow policeman on his trail. This comedy noir marks Robert Carlyle’s directorial debut and there’s a great role for Emma Thompson as Barney’s leopard-print wearing, foul-mouthed mother.
2015 / CA/UK/US / 96 MINS / CERT: 15
MON 27 MARCH
DHEEPAN
In the last moments of a civil war in Sri Lanka, a Tamil fighter joins up with an unattached woman and child to escape the fighting and head for Europe, posing as a family. Arriving in Paris he gets a job as a caretaker and the three start to rebuild their lives. The threat of violence is never far away though. Jacques Audiard directs this taut thriller that won the Palme d’Or at Cannes.
2015 / FR / 115 MINS / CERT: 15
MON 8 MAY
MEN & CHICKEN
After their father’s death, estranged brothers Gabriel and Elias get together and discover a few home truths about their family history. They embark on a trip to an isolated island to find more brothers they never knew they had. Along the way, they bicker constantly. Gloriously offbeat, Men and Chicken is a movie where anything could happen - and probably will.
2015 / DK/DE / 104 MINS / CERT: 15
COMPLETE PROGRAM OF 13 FILMS ONLY £24 SINGLE / £42 JOINT MEMBERSHIP. ENQUIRIES TO THE MEMBERSHIP SECRETARY 01622 746078 OR HAZLITT THEATRE BOX OFFICE 01622 758611 VISIT OUR WEB SITE WWW.MAIDSTONE-FILM-SOCIETY.ORG.UK WHERE YOU CAN SEE OUR COMPLETE PROGRAM
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THEATRE TRIPS WED 8 MARCH
DISNEY’S ALADDIN Jump aboard our magic carpet (coach) and join us to see Disney’s newest blockbuster musical. The classic hit film has been brought to thrilling life on stage by the producer of The Lion King, featuring all the songs from the Academy Award©winning score, including “A Whole New World”, “Friend Like Me” and “Arabian Nights”. With stunning sets and over 350 beautiful costumes, this trip to Aladdin promises to be an unmissable treat.
‘SHEER GENIE-US’ EVENING STANDARD COACH LEAVES 5PM TICKETS £60 UNDER 18’s £50
WED 5 APRIL
42ND STREET
This highly anticipated new production of 42nd Street arrives in London this year with an all-singing, highkicking cast of over 50 ready to explode on to the West End’s biggest stage, Theatre Royal Drury Lane. Featuring the iconic songs We’re In The Money, Lullaby of Broadway, Dames, I Only Have Eyes For You and 42nd Street. The original award winning Broadway team are back to bring this production to London, so book now and join us for what is sure to be London’s hottest ticket. COACH LEAVES 5PM TICKETS £65
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HAZLITT YOUTH THEATRE EXCHANGE THEATRE
HYT SESSIONS ARE SPLIT INTO THREE TERMS: SPRING, SUMMER AND AUTUMN (10 WEEKS EACH) AND IS PRICED AT £65/£70 PER TERM. ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP OF £5 IS APPLICABLE.
JOIN TODAY
HYT is one of the leading Youth Theatres in the South East with more than 180 members attending weekly drama based sessions. HYT is perfect for young people aged between 6 and 18 yrs with a keen interest in performance. HYT is based in a fully functioning professional theatre providing its members with a sound based knowledge of the inner working of the theatre industry and invaluable experience for those members wishing to pursue a career within theatre. Unlike many youth groups HYT focuses on the core skill of acting; however, it encourages members to explore both disciplines of singing and dancing when exploring work for productions. Each session is carefully planned and led by industry professionals to help each member reach their potential whilst gaining in confidence, knowledge and experience.
Monday and Tuesday 5pm - 7pm (11 - 14yrs) 7.15pm - 9.15pm (14/15 - 18yrs) Wednesday and Thursday 5pm - 6:30pm (6-11yrs) Saturday 11am - 12.30pm (6 - 11yrs) £65/£70 per 10 week term
For further information email: hazlitt.youththeatre@parkwoodtheatres.co.uk or visit www.parkwoodtheatres.co.uk 24 BOX OFFICE: 01622 758611
EVERY THURSDAY EVENING IN THE EXCHANGE STUDIO 8PM - 11PM
LEARN TO DANCE WITH CEROC
Join in the unique style which is easy to learn and great fun. Besides this, it’s a fantastic way to keep fit and a very sociable way to spend an evening. One of the other great things about Ceroc is that there’s no need to come with a partner. Our teaching method means everyone changes partners during the class. Hire - A Ceroc Event www.cerockent.com
BEGINNERS ALWAYS WELCOME/ NO NEED TO BOOK. BEGINNERS CLASS AT 8PM. ADMISSION: £9
WED EVENINGS / 7PM EXCHANGE STUDIO
HAZLITT CHOIR
The Hazlitt Choir is a fun community group based at the Hazlitt Theatre. All voices and levels of experience are welcome. You don’t need to panic about auditions either as we believe that your desire to sing and have a great time is good enough! So what are you waiting for... warm those vocal chords and join today! For further information us on hazlitt.marketing@parkwoodtheatres. co.uk
ONLY £4.50 PER WEEK (10 WEEK TERM)
FRI / 4.15PM - 5.15PM / CHILDREN’S THEATRE (7-11 YRS) 5.20PM - 6.30PM YOUTH THEATRE (11-16YRS)
HOP SHED WITH CHICKEN SHED AT THE HAZLITT THEATRE ON FRIDAYS
Hop Shed is a truly inclusive theatre company drawing together children and young people from all backgrounds to create and tell stories using the performing arts. Chickenshed and Hop Shed invite you to share in the magic of inclusive theatre. Performances take place this summer with the Children’s Theatre working on Superheroes and Youth Theatre on Reality and real life heroes! For more information and to apply contact: 01795 844440 or email hopshed@symboltrust.org
ONLY £4.50 PER WEEK
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COMING SOON SUN 7 MAY / 2PM
CINDERELLA
Vienna Festival Ballet is proud to present the classic tale of Cinderella, one of the best-known rags-to-riches fairy tales of all time. A mistreated young girl, a glass slipper, two comical ugly step-sisters and a handsome prince combine to make the perfect piece of story-telling. Vienna Festival Ballet’s production of Cinderella is based on the traditional story, the ballet will surely touch and reach out to everyone’s heart, with its combination of pure classical dancing and a touch of pantomime. The music contains a collection of Rossini’s most famous operatic achievements and has been especially arranged for Vienna Festival Ballet.
‘THE ENTIRE SHOW WAS CAPTIVATING FROM START TO FINISH’ WELWYN HATFIELD TIMES
MAY 2017 / 7.30PM
JAMES WILSON-TAYLOR Following it’s sell out run at Edinburgh Fringe 2016, join James Wilson-Taylor for a musical history of the redhead as he attempts to end the bullying and rebrand gingers for 2016. Can he make Ed Sheeran less boring? Can he turn Ron Weasley into a sex symbol? And why do people think he’s a vampire? James is the writer and performer of Fringe comedy hits Batfan and I Need A Doctor: The Whosical. Other credits include Newsjack (BBC Radio 4 Extra) and the Musical Comedy Awards 2016 (semi-finalist).
‘THE SONGS ARE BEYOND HYSTERICAL, HIS COMEDY IS ON FIRE!’ BROADWAY WORLD TICKETS: £15.00 PLUS £1.50 BOOKING FEE
THUR 18 MAY / 8PM / THEATRE
ANDY PARSONS Worried about your job? Worried about your family? Worried about yourself? Worried about the health service? Education? Climate change? World War 3? Worried about worrying? Sod it! Come and have a laugh about it. It’s one of the things we do best. Or is it? Was it something we did best but like everything else has now gone West. Or South. Or East. Ah - go on. Take a risk. Put on your lucky pants and your party shoes – and get yourself on a night out. Or maybe come out dressed in a binbag, top hat and clogs. We could all use a laugh.
‘BRILLIANTLY FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL’ METRO TICKETS: £15.00 PLUS £1.50 BOOKING FEE
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BOOKING AND ACCESS INFORMATION BOOKING FEES In order to ensure our booking fees are transparent please note the following information:-
Unemployed people in receipt of job seeker’s allowance, income support, working tax credit or housing benefit. Confirmation of eligibility may be asked for.
A booking fee of £1/£1.50 will be charged on each ticket, this fee directly supports the running costs of the Hazlitt Theatre. Ticket revenue is divided between many different parties and an increase in ticket prices may not necessarily benefit the theatre. By adding a small booking charge we ensure that every penny goes to supporting your theatre and ticket prices are kept to a minimum.
The Hazlitt Theatre reserves the right to introduce discounts and other price changes without notice. These will not apply to tickets already purchased before the announcement.
ONLINE: www.hazlitttheatre.com BY POST: Please indicate performance date, time, price and discounts (if applicable). Please make all cheques and postal orders payable to Parkwood Leisure Ltd. Please include your day and evening telephone number and email address. METHODS OF PAYMENT Credit/ Debit Cards Mastercard, Visa and Debit Cards all welcome Please bring along the card used for booking. RESERVATIONS Tickets will be held for 7 days after which we reserve the right to release them for sale. DISCOUNTS Although discounts apply in most cases, external promoters may on occasion exclude certain categories. Only one discount may be claimed per ticket. Children under 16 years old. Over 60 people aged 60 and over. Students people over 16 and in full time education.
BOOSTER SEATS The Hazlitt Theatre has a limited number of booster seats available on a first come first served basis. SMOKING POLICY Smoking or the use of E-Cigarettes is prohibited. Maidstone East Maidstone West Brenchley Gardens
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The Hazlitt Theatre and Exchange Studio both have an infra red sound enhancement system for use with or without a hearing aid. Please ask a member of the Front of House who will be happy to ensure that you have access to this.
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NATIONAL RAIL Maidstone East (nearest), Maidstone West and Maidstone Barracks are all within walking distance.
DISABLED ACCESS All our venues are wheelchair accessible. Guide dogs are most welcome. There are parking bays for people with disabilities sited adjacent to the venue. We also have lift access to all of our venues located in Rose Yard.
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ACCESS The Hazlitt Theatre is committed to make the venue as accessible and enjoyable an experience for all patrons as possible.
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THEATRE TOKENS Theatre Tokens are available for sale from the box office. All tokens are offered in a presentation card. These can not be redeemed against any show advertised as a ‘Hire’ or London Theatre Trips.
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IN PERSON: The Hazlitt Theatre, Earl Street Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PL, Monday - Saturday from 10am- 4pm. (Box Office opens 1 hour prior to each performance in the Hazlitt Theatre and 30mins for performances in the Exchange Studio).
In the unlikely event of a performance being cancelled a full refund or exchange will be offered free of charge.
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ANDREW LAWRENCE CHEKOVS SHORTS
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TITTER YE NOT HYT- PLAY IN A WEEK
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RACHEL PARRIS