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What’s on january - april 2020
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Welcome to a New Season Welcome to the Hazlitt Theatre’s new Spring Season. We hope that you all enjoyed or are enjoying a fantastic festive time and are ready for a great year ahead. What could help make it a great year………? A trip to see one of the many brilliant productions here at the Hazlitt Theatre. January to April are the months that will be making up our Spring Season and they are packed with a huge variety of performances so there should be something for everyone. However the year kicks off with a performance that is definitely for our older ones when we see The Market Theatre Company return to offer another very funny, but very naughty pantomime Peter Panties. For our theatre lovers amongst you we have a version of ‘Jane Eyre’ being played out in January for two nights and ‘Jeeves and Wooster’ in March in the main house. In the studio, amongst other performances, you can see episodes of the radio series ‘The Navy Lark’ brought to life. We have comedy in abundance this Spring. You’ll need a deep breath to read this list out in one go so big breath in and………….. Stephen K Amos, Roy Chubby Brown, Joel Dommett, Simon Brodkin, Mark Steel, Matt Parker, Geoff Norcott, Matt Richardson, Lou Sanders, Lucy Porter and Andrew Laurence.
For those that want something a little different ‘Tassels Burlesque Evening’ returns in January, Forbidden Nights are with us, we have a Chinese New Year show & Ben Hart is in the building to wow us all. Music fanatics will not be disappointed as there is plenty of choice. We have The Bon Jovi Experience through to Jersey Beats, The Opera boys through to California Dreamin’ and we also welcome the fabulous Hermans Hermits. And for the younger ones and families there will be production’s of ‘The Wizard of Oz’, ‘Pop Divas’, ‘Three Billy Goats Gruff’ and ‘Sooty’ in the Main House. The Studio will host performances of ‘Kaleidoscope’ which is an immersive show aimed at babies and parents and the Studio will continue to cater for the very little ones when ‘Baby Ballet’ takes place every Friday morning. Mix this all with a visit from ‘Michael Portillo’ and an afternoon of the ‘Doris Day Story’ I would argue that from young to old, whether it's watching a performance or being in one, the Hazlitt Spring Season certainly does have something for everyone! Martin Cleverley General Manager
The Hazlitt Theatre is operated by Parkwood Theatres working in partnership with Maidstone Borough Council.
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Season highlishts
Michael Portillo: Life - A Game Of Two Halves Tue 14th Jan See Page 5
Wed 29th Jan See Page 8
100% Simon Brodkin
Rapunzel
Sat 22nd Feb See Page 12
Wed 8th Apr See Page 19
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Dance To The Music
Contents 4-5
Hot Picks
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Entertainment
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Exchange Studio
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Coming Soon
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Maidstone Film Society
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Hazlitt Youth Theatre
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Classes
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Membership
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Booking & Access
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Calendar
Book in person: Hazlitt Theatre, Earl Street, Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PL 10am – 4pm (Mon – Sat)
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Get Santa:
Presented By The Hazlitt Youth Theatre It's Christmas Eve but Holly isn't happy. All she's ever wanted from Santa is to meet her real dad for the first time, and every time, Santa's failed to deliver, bringing lots of useless presents instead. Well, Holly's had enough, this year she has a plan. But that's only the beginning of the adventure. Sat 21st - Mon 23rd Dec, 1pm & 5pm, Tues 24th Dec, 1pm & 4pm, Exchange Studio, Genre: Family Tickets: £10/£11
Little Star
A Starlit show for babies Meet Little Star in our show for little ones ages 6-18 months. Join her as she swings from shooting stars, slides down crescent moons and bounces on fluffy clouds. Using puppetry, music and captivating visuals to delight our young audience, an intimate, relaxed setting makes this the perfect first theatre experience. Fri 6th Dec, 11am, 12:30pm & 2:30pm, Exchange Studio, Genre: Family Tickets: £13.50 1 Adult & Baby / £7.50 Extra Adult Maximum of 20 babies per performance
Beauty & The Beast For a tale as old as time - Beauty & the Beast! Starring Jake Quickenden from X Factor, Dancing On Ice and I'm A Celeb' as Danon. Come and see if the Beast finds love before the last rose petal falls. With lavish scenery, sparkling costumes, dazzling special effects and rip-roaring comedy routines guaranteed to have you rolling in the aisles. This beast of a panto is a must-see for the whole family. Sat 30th Nov - Tues 31st Dec (various times), Theatre, Genre: Family Tickets: Prices Vary
Milton Jones in Milton impossible: Warm Up Show One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really. Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo. Mon 9 Dec, 8pm, Theatre, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £20
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HOT PICKS
Peter Panties Their back again! Oh yes they are! The Market Theatre Company return to corrupt another traditional pantomime classic beyond recognition. Our fearless company of 3 actors return to bring you an evening of corny jokes, raunchy plots and blatant sexual innuendo using a minimum of set props and costume. Thur 9 Jan, 7.30pm. Theatre, Genre: Adult 16+ Tickets: £18.50
‘IT’S FAST, FURIOUS AND VERY FUNNY…’
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The Adult Panto:
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Tassels:
An Evening Of Burlesque An Evening of Burlesque is back in town with a dazzling new production! Join us as we celebrate our Sixth Sizzling Year of touring throughout the world. Featuring some of your favourite stars from last year alongside the most outrageous and extraordinary new talent we could find, naughty has never been so nice! Sat 11th Jan, 7.30pm, Theatre, Genre: Adult Tickets: £25
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‘BURLESQUE SENSATION’ THE GUARDIAN
Michael Portillo Life: A Game Of Two Halves
It took Michael Portillo little more than 10 years to get a seat in the Commons and then rise in power and esteem to a point where he was a favoured leader of his party and possible future PM. Listen to his story, told with a “ parliamentary standup ”wit, and then feel free to question him about it. Followed by a book signing. Tue 14th Jan, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Evening With Tickets: £19
Jane Eyre A gothic masterpiece of tempestuous passions and dark secrets, Jane Eyre tells the thrilling story of an orphan girl and her journey from a childhood of loneliness and cruelty to a life at Thornfield Hall and an unlikely relationship with the mysterious Mr Rochester. Falling in love, she gradually uncovers a hidden past to the gloomy, forbidding Thornfield Hall, a terrible secret that forces her to make a heart-wrenching choice. Don’t miss Blackeyed Theatre’s acclaimed world premiere of Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre, adapted for the stage by Nick Lane. Wed 15th & Thur 16th Jan, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Drama 11+ Tickets: £20
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Jackson: Live In Concert Sweeney Entertainments presents ‘CJ’, one of the most experienced, dedicated and well-respected Michael Jackson tribute artists in the world today, and he perfectly captures the electrifying energy of Michael’s live performances with 100% live vocals. He’s got the look, the moonwalk and the voice! His renditions of Thriller, Beat it and Billie Jean are truly sensational. Jackson Live in Concert brings together superb musicians and dancers, fabulous costumes, and of course all the signature dance moves associated so fondly with the undisputed King of Pop. Pure MJ! Fri 17th Jan, 8pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets £26.50
Stephen K Amos: Everyman
Bringing achingly funny anecdotes, hilarious take on every day and his infectious charm, Stephen K Amos will warm your cold, stiffened hearts. Join together with your fellow man and experience the universal language of laughter.
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Sat 18th Jan, 8pm, Theatre, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £19.50
‘COMEDY AT ITS PUREST AND RICHEST FORM’ THE ADVERTISER
Forbidden Nights Abandon your inhibitions at the door as the talented cast of acrobats, fire acts, aerial artists and world-renowned circus performers flip and spin across the stage in this high-octane show. This sexy but classy evening with Forbidden Nights is guaranteed to get your pulse racing and leave you begging for more.
18+
Thur 23rd Jan, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Adult Tickets: £25 Rows A-G, £21.50 All other rows
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The Bon Jovi Experience “The Bon Jovi Experience” is an outstanding tribute to Bon Jovi. They are the only Bon Jovi tribute band in the world to have actually played and shared a stage with Jon Bon Jovi himself! Fans will have thought there were two Bon Jovis on stage that night, so much does lead singer Tony Pearce resemble Jon Bon Jovi! Fri 24th Jan, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets: £25.50
‘HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY? HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE JON BON JOVI IT’S FREAKY MAN!’ CHAD KROEGER–NICKELBACK
The Music Of Prince:
New Purple Celebration Expect to see, hear and feel all of the hits from one of the most loved Artists of all time. 1999, Little Red Corvette, Purple Rain, Kiss, Diamonds And Pearls, Raspberry Beret, U Got The Look, When Doves Cry, Cream, I Wanna Be Your Lover and so many more.
‘AN EXCELLENT NIGHT OF GREAT SONGS AND TERRIFIC MUSICIANSHIP’ BOURNEMOUTH ECHO
Sat 25th Jan, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets: £25.50
The Snow Queen When Kay is abducted to the Snow Queen’s frozen palace, his best friend Gerda sets out to rescue him… but will she reach the Snow Queen before it’s too late? Anton Benson Productions are proud to present a magical new adaptation of the timeless Hans Christian Andersen story that inspired Frozen, brought to life by an ensemble of actor-musicians, illusion and puppetry. Star casting to be announced. A magical theatre experience for all the family. 5+
Sun 26th Jan, 2pm, Theatre, Genre: Family Tickets £16.50 & £14.50 Concessions
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Dance To The Music: Kristina Rihanoff & Jake Quickenden
It’s time to dust down the sequins and get the whole family information for the epic Dance to the Music 2020 UK Tour! Hitting the road in the New Year, the spectacular show will be curated, choreographed and performed by Strictly Come Dancing favorite Kristina Rihanoff. She will be joined by singing host Jake Quickenden – the former Dancing on Ice winner, X Factor star and Hollyoaks newcomer. Wed 29th Jan, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Dance Tickets: £46.50 Rows A & B: VIP tickets / Meet & Greet / Signed tour programme, £31.50 All other rows
Supersonic 70's Yes, it’s the hottest ticket in town! Celebrating their 10th year of touring, the ‘Supersonic 70s show’ has been ‘wowing’ audiences nationwide with a show GLAM packed with all those incredible hits from the greatest musical decade of them all...the 70s! From the towering might of Queen, Fleetwood Mac & ELO, through the ‘pin-up pop’ of David Cassidy, David Essex and Donny Osmond whilst foot stompin’ to the sounds of Sweet, T.Rex, Mud and Suzi Quatro you won’t have time to catch your breath!
Fri 31st Jan, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets: £22
The Neil Diamond Story
The life of a legend in song
Described in Las Vegas as one of the world's finest vocal tributes to Neil Diamond, Bob Dury has been astounding audiences with his vocal likeness for ten years during which time he has performed throughout the UK, Europe and in the United States for the Amerian Neil Diamond Fan Club in both Nashville and Las Vegas.
Sat 1st Feb, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets: £24.50
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Don Giovanni Judgement Day for Don Giovanni, the world’s greatest lover. A supernatural comedy-thriller occurring in breakneck real time; beginning with murder, ending with a hellish sentence passed on the legendary seducer; the epic downfall of a man who always knows what we need, always makes us happy, but eventually realises he is out of time. Polarising audiences for centuries, startlingly modern yet a dinosaur, can Don Giovanni still make us love him as he hurtles through his final hours? Directed by international opera director John Ramster, with music direction by Cannes prizewinner Gabriel Chernick. Fri 7th Feb, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Opera Tickets: £23.50 & £21.50 Concessions
Roy Chubby Brown So if you fancy a good night out and a laugh, you will enjoy an evening with the down to earth comedy legend who says “I’ve never had stars in my eyes, I just like working and making people laugh” But if you are easily offended, then it’s probably not going to be your cup of tea! 18+
Sat 8th Feb, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £26
Presented by Stage Theatre Society There's magic to do when a prince learns the true meaning of glory, love and war in Stephen Schwartz's iconic and unforgettable musical masterpiece. A true theatrical spectacle, 'Pippin' is a story like no other, and its messages and music will resonate with audiences across the age spectrum. So, join us on a journey to a spot exciting, mystic and exotic! Originally produced on the Broadway
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stage by Stuart Ostrow and directed on the Broadway stage by Bob Fosse. The 2013 Broadway revival directed by Diane Paulus and Theo Ending Originally Conceived In 1998 By Mitch Sebastian. This amateur production is by kind arrangement with MTI Europe. Wed 12th - Fri, 14th Feb, 7pm Sat 15th Feb, 1pm & 5pm, Theatre, Genre: Musical Tickets: £15.50 & £13 Concessions
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Play In A Week
Wizard Of Oz
When a tornado rips through Kansas, Dorothy and her dog, Toto, are whisked away in their house to the magical land of Oz. They follow the Yellow Brick Road toward the Emerald City to meet the Wizard, and en route they meet a Scarecrow that needs a brain, a Tin Man missing a heart, and a Cowardly Lion who wants courage. The wizard asks the group to bring him the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West to earn his help. So if you are aged between 6-10 and want to be part of bringing this story to life, join us at The Hazlitt Theatre in the February half term and be part of our wonderful cast.
Limited Tickets. Early booking is strongly advised Workshop Dates & Times: Mon 17th – Thur 20th Feb: 10:30 am – 3:30 pm Performance Day: Fri 21st Feb: 10.30am – end of the performance Exchange Studio & Fourth Wall Genre: Musical Performance starts at 4pm, Fri 21st Feb Workshop Fee: £85 Performance Tickets: £5.00
Showcase In-A-Week
Best Of Broadway Have a passion for Musical Theatre? Would love to be in the West End one day? Come and join us for this fun filled week working on songs, scenes and dance routines from your favourite Broadway and West End shows. Whatever your passion, this week promises to explore your favourite performing skills and showcase yourself in a variety of solo and ensemble pieces. Come and join in as we 'Hear the people sing' and book your place today to be in 'The room where it happens'. So if you are aged between 11-18 and want to be part of bringing this show to life, join us at The Hazlitt Theatre in the February half term and be part of our wonderful cast. Limited Tickets. Early booking is strongly advised Workshop Dates & Times: Mon 17th – Thur 20th Feb: 10:30 am – 3:30 pm Performance Day: Fri 21st Feb: 10.30am – end of the performance Exchange Studio & Fourth Wall, Genre: Musical Performance starts at 5:30 pm, Fri 21st Feb Workshop Fee: £85 Performance Tickets: £5.00
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February Superb world-class stand-up from the Irishman from Australia acclaimed worldwide as one of live comedy’s true masters as Jimeoin brings his brilliantly observed, ever-evolving and hilarious comedy to the Hazlitt Theatre for one night only as part of his latest smash-hit tour.
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Jimeoin
Sun 16th Feb, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Comedy Tickets: £18 & £16.50 Concessions
The Three Billy Goats Gruff
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Thur 20th Feb, 2pm, Theatre, Genre: Family Tickets: £13.50
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"On a grassy hillside, in the middle of the country, there lived THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF! They never stopped eating and before long they had eaten everything they could get their hooves on! The only option is to go looking for more food. So hold on to your horns and join the three billy goats on their adventure as they bravely cross the rickety bridge to greener pastures. But who will they meet along the way as they TRIP TRAP over the bridge?" With catchy songs and dances to clap along to, this family fun, interactive show is the perfect half-term treat for little ones and the big kids that bring them!
Joel Dommett
Unapologetic (If That's OK?)
Join Joel as he brings you bang up to date on his life since his last live show! He has become a regular face on TV, from being a finalist in 2016’s I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! (ITV), to then hosting ITV2’s I’m a Celebrity Extra Camp alongside Scarlett Moffatt and Joe Swash. He starred in two series of the critically acclaimed Comedy Central Show Joel and Nish VS the World, is the co-host of ITV2’s new dating show Singletown and he’s the presenter of the soon to be aired international smash The Masked Singer (ITV). The start of 2019 saw Joel release a 30 minute stand-up special for NETFLIX as part of a global comedy event Comedians of the World. 14+
Fri 21st Feb, 8pm, Theatre, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £20
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‘A SUBLIME PIECE OF COMEDY’ THE LIST
100% Simon Brodkin After three hugely successful BBC series as Lee Nelson, multiple sell-out tours and various court appearances following world-famous stunts on Theresa May, Sepp Blatter, Donald Trump, Kanye West and Britain’s Got Talent, the award-winning comedian unleashes his funniest creation yet… himself! Fresh from a critically-acclaimed, sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Simon takes his debut stand-up show 100% Simon Brodkin on a nationwide tour.
Sat 22nd Feb, 8pm, Theatre 14+ Genre: Comedy Tickets: £21.50
Be Bop A Lula The West End smash hit comes to town starring giants of rock'n'roll - Eddie Cochran, Gene Vincent, Billy Fury and Buddy Holly. From Cochran's legendary guitar riffs, Vincent's menacingly moody stage presence, Fury's smouldering looks and soaring vocals and Holly's good-time rock'n'roll anthems, Be Bop a Lula is a real doozer of a stage show.
Sun 23rd Feb, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £25 & £23 Concessions
The Opera Boys The Opera Boys return with a brand new show for 2020, featuring the biggest songs from the West End and Broadway. Immaculate 4-part harmony musical medleys are combined with stunning solo performances from shows that the boys themselves have performed in over the years. From timeless classics like Les Miserables, Phantom of The Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar and West Side Story, to modern smash hits such as Jersey Boys, We Will Rock You and The Greatest Showman, this is the perfect show for musical theatre lovers both young and old. Fri 28th Feb, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Opera Tickets: £21.50
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Feb-Mar Following on from our hugely successful first years of touring, building an almost cult following, the incredible "Rock for Heroes" is back on the road for 2020; bringing the perfect combination of your favourite Rock & Pop artists, fundraising in support of the fantastic Help for Heroes. With music from artists such as Queen, The Eagles, David Bowie, Van Halen, Toto, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Dire Straits & so many more.
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Rock For Heroes
Sat 29th Feb, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £22.50 & £20.50 Concessions
Mark Steel
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Every Little Things Gonna Be Alright
‘ESSENTIAL VIEWING’ THE INDEPENDENT
A few years ago, it seemed unlikely that the UK would vote to leave the EU; we had a reasonable opposition to the Tory Government; Donald Trump was a buffoon who surely wasn’t going to beat Hillary Clinton and Mark was living the married suburban ideal, since then it’s all gone to absolute s**t! But don’t worry as Mark thinks Every Little Thing’s Gonna Be Alright. Mark’s sell-out show Who Do I Think I Am, revealed his natural father was a world backgammon champion. Now the star of Radio 4’s Mark Steel’s in Town, and newspaper columnist of the year is touring a show which is guaranteed to make the world seem even more mental than it is. Sun 1st Mar, 8pm, Theatre, Genre: Comedy 14+ Tickets: £16.50
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‘THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF MAGIC’ DAVID WALLIAMS
Ben Hart: Wonder Britain’s Got Talent 2019 finalist, West End star and multi-award-winning magician Ben Hart is embarking on his debut solo tour. Expect Ben’s most mind-blowing and exciting magic in a show that shines a light on magic, life, the universe and the darkest corners of your imaginations. With the simplest of props, using the objects and minds of the audience, Ben Hart conjures an altogether new kind of magic. 12+
Tue 3rd Mar, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Magic
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Jeeves & Wooster In Perfect Nonsense
Take your seats with caution! Aristocratic buffoon Bertie Wooster has hired the theatre for the night to present his one-man show detailing a recent and rather spectacular series of misadventures, including the theft of a novelty cow creamer and a narrow escape from unwanted matrimony. The only trouble is Bertie hasn’t worked out who’s going to play the parts. Will the show be a disaster? Will the scenery stay upright? Or will his trusty manservant Jeeves step in and save the day? Wed 4th Mar, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Play/Comedy Tickets: £20
Psychic Sally 10 Years & Counting
Following her gripping appearance on Celebrity Big Brother, with a triumphant Sally reaching the final five, the nation’s favourite Psychic and forerunner in the Psychic world is back on tour with her all-new show “10 Years and Counting”. With her love, laughter and warmth, this show is a unique evening not to be missed. Book your tickets now to see this phenomenal psychic in action. The show is investigational and for the purpose of entertainment. Thur 5th Mar, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Evening With Tickets: £25.50 £5 off a pair of tickets booked before midnight on Sat 30th Nov.
California Dreamin' They brought us smash hits like “Monday Monday”, “Creeque Ally”, “Dedicated To The One I Love”, “I Saw Her Again Last Night” “California Dreaming”, just to name a few. This show will instantly transport you back to one of the most iconic periods of the Sixties. The Flower Power Era where Peace, Love & Psychedelia Flowed freely to the great music of Scott McKenzie, The Flowerpot Men, Barry McGuire, The Lemon Pipers, The Turtles, Sonny & Cher, The Beatles and many many more.
Fri 6th Mar, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £25
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The Little Mix Experience If you’re a fan of one of X Factor’s finest exports, the BRIT award-winning Little Mix, you’re sure to love The Little Mix Experience! Four hugely talented girls pay tribute to the UK’s finest girl-band with breathtaking dance moves, replica costumes and some of the finest vocals in the UK. This is a high-energy show from beginning to end, packed with all of Little Mix’s greatest hits and it’s suitable for all ages! Featuring songs such as DNA, Wings, Salute, Black Magic, Shout Out To My Ex and many, many more. Sat 7th Mar, 2pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets: £16 & £14 Groups of 4+
The Rolling Stones Story You can now relive all these classic hits in The Rolling Stones Story, a high energy concert celebrating the music of the World’s Greatest Rock ‘n’ Roll Band. Let’s Spend The Night Together in the company of Mick and the boys and you will experience a truly authentic Rolling Stones spectacle; complete with an awesome production, the finest musicians and the world’s No. 1 Mick Jagger lookalike in Paul Ashworth. Sat 7th Mar, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets: £24.50
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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly... But The People’s Theatre Company do! And now you can too as they use an amazing blend of live action, puppetry and animation to bring one of the world’s best loved nursery rhymes to life just in time to celebrate the 45th anniversary of Pam Adams' best selling book! After touring Europe and the UK we are delighted to offer another chance to catch this unique and extremely funny family show.
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Sun 8th Mar, 2:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Family Tickets: £12.50 & £10.50 Concessions
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Geoff Norcott Taking Liberties Geoff Norcott’s unique brand of provocative stand-up is hitting the road again in the Spring, continuing with the success of his critically acclaimed show, ‘Taking Liberties’. Whatever the contentious subject – he’ll be honest and blunt without being a dick. Mostly. As seen on The Mash Report, Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week. Sat 15th Feb, 8pm, Genre: Comedy 16+ Tickets: £15.50
Matt Richardson: Imposter
Following an acclaimed season at the Edinburgh Festival, the multi award-winning comedian takes to the road with a brand-new nationwide tour. Fresh from appearances on ITV2’s The Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Juice, & Love Island: Aftersun, and Comedy Central’s Roast Battle, join the Red Bull Soapbox (Dave) host for a trademark hour of ‘high wattage stand up’ (Guardian). Plus support. Sat 22nd Feb, 8pm, Genre: Comedy 16+ Tickets: £16
Kaleidoscope Inspired by research into how a baby’s sense of sight develops and how they instinctively begin to categorise colour, watch as a multi-coloured Kaleidoscope is brought to life for you and your baby. Fri 28th Feb 11:30am, 12: 30pm, 2pm & 3pm, Genre: Family Tickets: £13.50 (1 adult & 1 child) £7.50 extra adult
The Second Best Bed ‘The Second Best Bed’ by Avril Rowlands, starring Liz Grand, directed by Chris Jaeger. When Shakespeare died, he famously left his wife Anne only one thing – the second best bed. This superb one-woman play, full of both humour and pathos, has received great critical acclaim since its premier at the Swan Theatre Worcester in 2012. Sat 7th Mar, 7:30pm, Genre: Play Tickets: £15.50
Wanted
This powerful new play features an array of historical figures; Irena Sendler, who rescued more than 2,500 children from the Warsaw ghetto during the Nazi occupation; Olive Morris, British Black Panther and avid activist for women and squatters’ rights; Phoolan Devi, the fearsome Bandit Queen, and a woman way ahead of her time, Dr James Barry. Fri 13th Mar, 7:30pm, Genre: Play 11+ Tickets: £16.50 & £14.50 Concessions
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EXCHANGE STUDIO Say Hello To Your New Step-Mummy As seen/heard on Taskmaster, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Travel Man, Hypothetical, The Russell Howard Hour, The Unbelievable Truth, Ultimate Warrior and more. Sat 14th Mar, 8pm, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £14.50
Steve Hall & Steve Williams
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Lou Sanders
After opening for Russell Howard’s sold out arena World Tour, Steve Hall and Steve Williams land in Birmingham to deliver a double dose of stand up. Steve Williams has appeared on Tonight at the Palladium (ITV1), Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC2), Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow (BBC1) and co-wrote A Gert Lush Christmas (BBC1), The Week That Wasn’t (Sky One) and many, many more… ,Sat 28th Mar, 8pm, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £11.50
Lucy Porter Be Prepared TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show. At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot. Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on. Sat 18th Apr, 8pm, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £17.50 & £15.50 Concessions
The Navy Lark Coming live to the theatre for the first time in over 60 years is The Navy Lark. Starring James Hurn, known for portraying such iconic characters as Tony Hancock, Sid James and Kenneth Williams from his hit one man show Hancock and Co. Also starring Richard Usher and Mark Earby best known for The Goon Show Tour. Fri 24th Apr, 7:30pm, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £18
Andrew Lawrence: The Pale, Male & Stale Tour
Andrew Lawrence, star of Live at The Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow and UK comedy’s foremost contrarian takes a break from all the controversy in this new show. Sat 25th Apr, 8pm, Genre: Comedy 14+ Tickets: £15.50 & £13.50 Concessions
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Rock Of Ages
Presented by Maplesden Noakes School The Maplesden Noakes School Performing Arts department presents Rock of Ages high school edition. With a cast of 50 plus students from years 7 to 13, we give you our best show yet! Full of 80s ROCK classics, glam ROCK hair, make up and costumes and a storyline of Love and even more ROCK! Put it altogether and what do you have? AN ABSOLUTELY ROCKIN’ MUSICAL! Starring Maddie Lambley (year 12) as Sherrie, Ivan Collis as Drew (year 13) and presenting Bluebell Watts as Stacee Jaxx. Tues 10th & Wed 11th Mar, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £12.50, £9.50 & £8
Country Superstars Sarah Jayne and Award Winning Vocal Impersonator Andy Crust take us on a journey back through time meeting some of the most influential icons who shaped Country music history. The show features Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Billie Jo Spears, Kenny Rogers, Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, Garth Brooks, John Denver, Glen Campbell and now Canadian Country Superstar Shania Twain. The show also includes The Tennessee Allstars Band.
Fri 13th Mar, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Comedy Tickets: £21.50
Sister Act
Presented by Maidstone Amateur Operatic Society After their sell-out run of Oliver, Maidstone Amateur Operatic Society are delighted to return to the Hazlitt Theatre with Sister Act. Sister Act is the feel-amazing musical comedy smash based on the hit 1992 film that has audiences jumping to their feet! Featuring original music by Tony and 8-time Oscar winner Alan Menken (Newsies, Beauty and the Beast, Little Shop of Horrors), this uplifting musical was nominated for 5 Tony Awards including Best Musical. Filled with powerful gospel music, outrageous dancing and a truly moving story, Sister Act will leave you breathless. A sparkling tribute to the universal power of friendship, Sister Act is reason to REJOICE! Mon 23rd - Fri 27th Mar, 7:30pm Sat 28th Mar 2:30pm & 7: 30pm, Theatre, Genre: Musical Tickets: £13 - £19
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Sir Geoff Hurst It’s just him and Terry Baker from A1 Sporting Speakers onstage. It’s been universally well received by almost everyone that has seen it so far. It’s mainly a football show with lots of lighthearted moments but some serious ones as well. He says ‘ mostly we have a laugh but I do a q&a in the second half and I do treat serious questions with whatever degree of gravitas they deserve. ‘
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An Evening With
Sun 29th Mar, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Evening With Tickets: £26.50
Hermans Hermits Herman’s Hermits, one of the biggest selling bands of the 60s, not just in the UK, but around the World. Hits include, There’s A Kind Of Hush, Silhouettes, Can’t You Hear My Heart Beat, Wonderful World, A Must To Avoid, Mrs Brown You’ve Gotta Lovely Daughter, and Many More. Rolling Back The 60s sees Herman’s Hermits embarking on their Solo 55th Anniversary Tour. An Evening of Nostalgia, Song and Laughter, plus bringing all the Hits to life.
Thur 2nd Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £25.50
Rapunzel Scott Ritchie Productions & KD Theatre Productions are joining forces once again to collaborate on a brand-NEW staging of the popular fairy tale ‘RAPUNZEL.’ Featuring an original book, music & lyrics, high energy choreography, loveable characters, colourful set and costumes and an opportunity for the audience to meet the characters after the show, this production promised to be entertaining for all the family.
Wed 8th Apr, 2pm & 6pm, Theatre Genre: Family Tickets: £18 & £16 Concessions
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April BOX OFFICE: 01622 758611
Doris Day Story This beautiful production from the producer and director of The award-winning Eva Cassidy Story is an expose of the life Doris Day. Though her on screen persona was full of romance and Secret love, the real story was much more dramatic, with video projection a swinging jazz band and impeccable vocals the Doris Day Story is a compelling musical journey through her life incorporating some of greatest songs love me or leave me, perhaps, perhaps, pillow talk, Black hills of Dakota, and move over darling, to name a few, this production charts her life as a Jazz-singer to an idol of the silver screen, and beyond a show not to be missed so come on and take a Sentimental Journey down memory lane. IT’S MAGIC !!
Thur 9th Apr, 2pm, Theatre, Genre: Music Tickets: £19.50 & £18.50 Concessions Earl Bird Offer: £1 off all tickets until midnight on 31st Dec 2019
The Chicago Blues Brothers Direct from London’s west end, join the Chicago Blues Brothers and their 11 piece band, for a brand new 2-hour all singing, all dancing hit parade bringing you the greatest movie anthems of all time, performed live in concert. Featuring songs from Footloose, A Star is Born, Dirty Dancing, The Greatest Showman, the Full Monty and many more, not forgetting all the much loved Blues Brothers classics, with a ton of surprises and lots of lunacy.
Sat 11th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £26 & £16.50 Concessions
Pop Divas Get ready for the best songs from all your favourite female stars in one fabulous fun-packed show. Little Mix will cast some Black Magic and Taylor Swift will Shake It Off as four enormously talented girls bring you up close and personal with the greatest female pop performers of today. “Absolutely fantastically made. My daughter and I loved it! An excellent introduction for children who are too young to go to big concerts"
Tue 14th Apr, 6pm, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £16.50
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April Come and meet Dorothy as she goes on a magical adventure to the Land Of Oz. Follow Dorothy as she tries to find her way home. Along the way she makes new friends with the Scarecrow who longs for a brain, the Tin Man who really wants a heart and the very cowardly Lion who is desperate to be brave and have some courage. It’s not going to be easy for Dorothy to find her way home with the Wicked Witch of the West keeping a close eye on her! Will the Great and Powerful Oz be able to help? Find out by joining us at Easter!
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THE Wizard Of Oz
Wed 15th Apr, 2pm & 6pm, Theatre, Genre: Family Tickets: £18 & £16 Concessions
Derek Acorah 2020 sees Britain’s best-loved and most entertaining medium take to the stage across the UK and Europe to celebrate twenty years of doing what he does better than anyone else! Derek is something of a phenomenon. A truly modern medium whose appeal crosses the generations to young and old alike, he remains the forerunner in the field of paranormal and spiritual matters. Wherever Derek goes, others have always followed (or tried).
Thur 16th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Evening With Tickets: £20
Classic Rock: USA Imagine a rock concert involving three of the biggest named rock stars of the 21st Century! Classic Rock USA is a heart pumping, drum beating and pulsating rock extravaganza featuring over 25 hits from Bryan Adams, Jon Bon Jovi and the 'Boss' himself, Bruce Springsteen. You will be taken on an epic journey of all things rock, as the totally awesome cast and band brings down the house with the very best selections of these 3 great artists including: Born to Run, Thunder Road, Everything I Do, Summer of 69, Living on a Prayer, You Give Love a Bad Name, Bed of Roses and many more……
Fri 17th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Music Tickets: £21.50 & £19.50 Concessions
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April BOX OFFICE: 01622 758611
‘MAGICIAN-LIKE SKILLS WITH TABLES OF NUMBERS’ THE LIST
Matt Parker: Humble Pi Matt Parker is a stand-up comedian and mathematician. He appears regularly on TV and online: as well as being a presenter on the Discovery Channel his YouTube videos have been viewed over 85 million times. Humble Pi explores the greatest mathematical near-misses and mishaps involving planes, bridges, the internet, big data and more. Matt Parker shows us the bizarre ways maths trips us all up. Being wrong has never felt so right. In 1983 a Canadian flight crew used pounds instead of kilograms and a plane took off with about half the fuel it needed, running out mid-flight. Sat 18th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Family Tickets: £17.50 & £15.50 Concessions
A witty and sparkling comedy by Oscar Wilde! An Ideal Husband follows the story of Sir Robert Chiltern who is a successful Government minister, well-off and with a loving wife. All this is threatened when an unwelcome visitor arrives in London with damning evidence and threatens to reveal a dark past misdeed. Sir Robert seeks help from his friend Lord Goring, an apparently idle philanderer who refuses to take anything seriously. Goring offers to help but then finds himself caught in a tangled web of lies. A scandal is certainly afoot in this 1895 comedy. Now celebrating its 125th Anniversary. This amateur production is presented by The Willington Players Tues 21st - Sat 25th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre Genre: Comedy Tickets: £15 & £13 Concessions
Presented by The Willington Players
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Disney Theatrical and Cameron Mackintosh's multi-award-winning Mary Poppins the Musical returns to its original home, London's Prince Edward Theatre. Mary Poppins is practically perfect! Everyone's original favourite nanny arrives at the Banks household just in time to set things straight with wisdom, a bit of magic, and a song or two. Join Mary, Jane and Michael as they feed the birds and fly kites. You'll hear many of your favourite songs from the 1964 film, including 'Chim Chim Cher-ee’, ‘A Spoonful of Sugar’, fan-favourite ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’, and ‘Let’s Go Fly a Kite'. You'll also meet a series of new characters and learn a whole medley new songs that will have you floating by parasol out the Prince Edward Theatre.
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Thur 23rd Apr, Coach leaves pudding lane at 5pm Genre: Musical Tickets: £69.60
April Starring Su Pollard and written by Philip Meeks. Birdie’s a hoarder. The neighbours call her a harridan and a harpy, although most have never even met her. They see her hoard as a hazard for house prices. But it isn’t rubbish. It’s her life’s work and it exists because years ago something deeply cherished was stolen from her; Birdie’s not been able to give up anything since. She’ll do anything to get this priceless thing back. Anything at all.
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Tues 28th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Play Tickets: £17
'SU POLLARD GIVES THE PERFORMANCE OF HER LIFE, AN UNMISSABLE TOUR-DE-FORCE OF COMEDY AND DRAMA BROUGHT TOGETHER IN A FANTASTICALLY CONSTRUCTED PIECE OF THEATRE’
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Jekyll & Hyde A show that stays true to the original tale whilst embracing the comedic magic of theatre in a hilarious fast paced spin! Full of unexpected highs and lows, quick costume changes and sharp wit, enjoy this classic novella as one wild ride that will leave you breathless and helpless with laughter. Set against the backdrop of a charity organisation, the Catherstone Risdake Amateur Players, attempting to extort donations from their adoring local community to raise funds for lavish sets, high profile actors and a 'business trip' to the Bahamas. See how they creatively tell the tale of Dr. Henry Jekyll who believes there are two distinct sides to man - a good and an evil.
Wed 29th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Play/Comedy Tickets: £18.50 & £15.50 Concessions £11.50 Under 10's / Schools
An Evening of Eric and Ern with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens
This is a show for all the family from 8 to 108! A brilliant homage crammed full Morecambe & Wise's most loved routines, songs and sketches and, of course, a musical guest. This wonderful show, evokes memories of times when whole families would huddle together around the telly to watch those fantastic Christmas specials.
'BRING THE KIDS - THEY’LL LOVE IT JUST AS MUCH AS WE DID’ DOMINIC HOLLAND
Thur 30th Apr, 7:30pm, Theatre, Genre: Comedy Tickets: £24
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COMING SOON BOX OFFICE: 01622 758611
Rule The World A Tribute to Take That Fri 1st May
Francis Rossi I Talk Too Much Sat 2nd May
Seann Walsh Same Again? Sun 3rd May
Matt Forde - Brexit, Pursued By A Bear Thur 7th May
Hairspray london coach trip Wed 13th May
Rich Hall's Deluxe Hoedown Tue 19th May
Dr Who - Any Suggestions Doctor? Thur 28th May *Members priority booking & discount*
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COMING SOON
Sat 6th & Sun 7th June *Members priority booking & discount*
Puppetry Of The Penis So Long Tour
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Twirlywoos
Fri 12th June *Members priority booking & discount*
Strictly Ann Widdecombe An Evening With Thur 18th June
A Tribute To Amy
The Amy Winehouse Celebration Thur 2nd July
The Noise Next Door Fri 3rd July *Members priority booking & discount*
Glady's Knight
Midnight Train To Georgia Sat 4th July *Members priority booking & discount*
The Kylie Story Thur 30th July
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FILM SOCIETY BOX OFFICE: 01622 758611
BLACKkKLANSMAN
It is the early 1970s, and police officer Ron Stallworth becomes the first African-American detective in the Colorado Springs Police Department, but his arrival is greeted with scepticism and open hostility by his new colleagues. Undaunted, Stallworth resolves to make a name for himself by infiltrating the Ku Klux Klan. Based on a true story, this is Spike Lee's best film in absolutely ages: a kaleidoscopic study of cultural and institutional racism in America.
6 January 2020, [USA 2018] 135 mins Cert: 15
WOMAN AT WAR (Kona fer í stríð)
Halla is a fifty-year-old independent woman. But behind the scenes of her quiet routine, she leads a double life as a passionate environmental activist. Known to others only by her alias "The Woman of the Mountain," Halla secretly wages a one-woman-war on the local aluminium industry. An artful fable that examines what it really means to save the world, Benedikt Erlingsson's "Woman at War" is the rarest of things: a crowd-pleaser about climate change.
20 January 2020, [ICE/FR/UKR 2018] 101 mins Cert: 12A
LEAVE NO TRACE
Will and his teenage daughter, known as 'Tom' have lived off the grid for years in the forests of Portland, Oregon. When their idyllic life is shattered, both are put into the care of social services. After clashing with their new surroundings, Will and Tom set off on a harrowing journey back to their wild homeland. Voted Film of the Year by some critics, and with great performances by its two leads, Leave No Trace encapsulates everything that's good about the current indie film scene.
3 February 2020, [USA/CAN 2018] 109 mins Cert: PG
CAPERNAUM
Zain is a 12 year-old Lebanese boy, living by his wits on the streets, looking after himself and an Ethiopian refugee, Rahil, and her son. After being caught and sent to jail, he decides to sue his parents for the crime of giving him life. Made with a cast of non professionals who improvised much of the script, Capernaum won the Grand Jury Prize at Cannes 2018 and is an ultimately hopeful tale of one boy's fight against the society that created him.
2 March 2020, [LEB/FR/USA 2018] 126 mins Cert 15
SWEET COUNTRY
When Aboriginal stockman Sam kills white station owner Harry March in self-defence, he and his wife Lizzie go on the run. They are pursued across the outback, through glorious but harsh desert country by Sergeant Fletcher, who leads the posse helped by Aboriginal tracker Archie. Fletcher is desperate to capture Sam and put him on trial for murder, but Sam is an expert bushman and he has little difficulty evading them.
30 March 2020, [AUS 2017] 113 mins Cert: 15
THE GUILTY (Den Skyldige)
Police dispatcher Asger Holm answers an emergency call from a kidnapped woman. When the call is suddenly disconnected, the search for the woman begins. With the phone as his only tool, Asger enters a race against time to save the endangered woman. But soon he realizes that he is dealing with a crime that is far bigger than he first thought. A Danish thriller which continually surprises its audience as it ratchets up the tension.
27 April 2020, [DK 2018] 85 mins Cert: 15 (Preceded by the AGM)
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Hop shed on fridays Beautiful, inspirational and groundbreaking theatre! Join now! Our fantastic, inclusive performance workshops involve movement, drama, singing and story-making. Led by Hopshed’s highly experienced and enthusiastic staff, Hopshed’s creative and artistic workshops are specifically designed to encourage members to make friends, develop new skills and grow in confidence in a vibrant and uplifting environment. Hopshed is Kent’s only truly inclusive theatre, where everyone is welcome and everyone is valued. Supported by The Symbol Trust, Hopshed is currently made up of 60 members with or without disabilities. Find us on Fridays during term time at the Hazlitt Theatre! To find out more or get involved: Email: hopshed@symboltrust.org Tel: 01622 859 216 5pm - 6pm Children And Youth Theatre 6pm - 7pm, Adult Theatre (18+)
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Visit us Hazlitt Theatre, Earl Street, Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PL Call Box Office 01622 758611
Dance Classes By Lorna BOOK ONLINE: HAzlitttheatre.com
Adult Dance Fitness Mondays: 7pm - 8pm A fun class learning different routines and combos, a great way of staying fit and dancing with friends! This is for 18+, no age limit!
Baby Ballet Fridays at 10am - 10:45am Ages 2-4 A fun filled class introducing children to the magical world of dance.
HYT Dance Thursdays 4pm - 5pm / 6-11 years 6:30pm - 7:30pm / 11-14 years 7:30pm - 8:30pm / 14-19 years Saturdays 10am - 11am / 6-11years Working on many different styles of dance including commercial, contemporary, Jazz, Musical Theatre, partner work and many more These classes are developed to help build confidence in dance as well as being a fun environment to learn a new skill. 29
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Dance sessions, singing lsessons and drama workshops For ages 2-19 held weekly. For further information please contact 01622 758611 option 4 or email hazlitt.youththeatre@parkwoodtheatres.co.uk
‘HYT IS EXTREMELY WELL ORGANISED AND GREAT FUN’ MRS GREEN, PARENT
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Hazlitt theatre choir Love singing? Love learning exciting new material? Love singing your favourites? Well, we cover it all! The Hazlitt Theatre is proud to host it’s own In House Choir, meeting weekly throughout term time in our Exchange Studio, and performing onstage at the Hazlitt Theatre. Covering a wide range of styles and repertoire - we’ve got Musical Theatre, Pop, Acapella & Traditional classics to suit ALL abilities of singers! Come along and join us at one of our termly taster sessions, or better still - sign up for a term and get singing along to all your favourites today! No Audition Required - Bespoke Musical Arrangements - Materials Provided - Individual Harmony Rehearsal Tracks - Theatre Trips & Discounted Tickets Wednesday's 7pm - 9pm, Only £65 per term (10x weeks) Call our Box Office on 01622 758611 Visit Our Box Office 10:00 - 16:00 Mon- Sat Sign up at www.hazlitttheatre.com
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BOOKING & ACCESS In order to ensure our booking fees are transparent please note the following information; A booking fee of £1.50/£2.00 will be charged on each ticket, this fee directly supports the running costs of the Hazlitt Theatre. Ticket revenue is divided between many different parties and an increase in ticket prices may not necessarily benefit the theatre. By adding a small booking charge we ensure that every penny goes to supporting your theatre and ticket prices are kept to a minimum. We are happy to post your tickets out to you for £1 or you can choose to collect them from the box office. In Person Hazlitt Theatre, Earl Street Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PL, Monday – Saturday from 10am – 4pm. (Box Office opens 1 hour prior to each performance in the Hazlitt Theatre and 30mins for performances in the Exchange Studio). By Phone 01622 758611, Monday – Saturday, 10am – 4pm Online www.hazlitttheatre.com By Post Please indicate performance date, time, price and discounts (if applicable). Please make all cheques and postal orders payable to Parkwood Leisure Ltd. Please include your day and evening telephone number and email address.
methods of payment Credit/Debit Cards Mastercard, Visa and Debit Cards all welcome. Please bring along the card used for booking. Reservations Tickets will be held for 7 days after which we reserve the right to release them for sale. Discounts Although discounts apply in most cases, external promoters may on occasion exclude certain categories. Only one discount may be claimed per ticket. Children under 16 years old. Over 60 people aged 60 and over. Students people over 16 and in full time education. Unemployed people in receipt of job seeker’s allowance, income support, working tax credit or housing benefit. Confirmation of eligibility may be asked for.
The Hazlitt Theatre reserves the right to introduce discounts and other price changes without notice. These will not apply to tickets already purchased before the announcement.
REFUNDS/EXCHANGE of tickets Exchange/reprinting of tickets will incur a fee of 50p per ticket. In the unlikely event of a performance being cancelled a full refund or exchange will be offered free of charge. Theatre Tokens Theatre Tokens are available for sale from the box office. All tokens are offered in a presentation card. These can not be redeemed against any show advertised as a ‘Hire’ or London Theatre Trips.
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ACCESS The Hazlitt Theatre is committed to make the venue as accessible and enjoyable an experience for all patrons as possible. Disabled Access All our venues are wheelchair accessible. Guide dogs are most welcome. There are parking bays for people with disabilities sited adjacent to the venue. We also have lift access to all of our venues located in Rose Yard. Adapted toilet facilities are also available. The Hazlitt Theatre and Exchange Studio both have an infra red sound enhancement system for use with or without a hearing aid. Please ask a member of the Front of House who will be happy to ensure that you have access to this. Booster Seats The Hazlitt Theatre has a limited number of booster seats available on a first come first served basis. Children under 2 yrs can sit on a parents lap for most performances free of charge. Please check when booking. Smoking Policy Smoking or the use of E-Cigarettes is prohibited. No photography or filming allowed during performances.
HOW TO FIND US Park and Ride London Road: (M20 Junction 5) Willington Street: (A20 at Bearsted) Mon – Fri 7am – 6.30pm, Sat 8am – 6.30pm By Rail Maidstone East (nearest), Maidstone West and Maidstone Barracks are all within walking distance. By Road We are easily accessible from the M20 and M2. Parking Ample parking is available under the Fremlin Walk Shopping Centre (£2 for all evening parking from 7pm – 11.30pm). Sandling Road Car Park – From £1.10 for up to an hour to £6 for 5+ hours. Season tickets are not accepted.
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calendar January - july 2020 January 9 11 14 15-16 17 18 23 24 25 26 29 31
The Adult Panto - Peter Panties Tassels - An Evening Of Burlesque Michael Portillo - Life: A Game Of Two Halves Jane Eyre - Blackeyed Theatre Company Jackson: Live In Concert (Tribute) Stephen K Amos - Everyman Forbidden Nights The Bon Jovi Experience The Music Of Prince The Snow Queen Dance To The Music - Hosted By Jake Quickenden & Starring Kristina Rihanoff Supersonic 70’s
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March 1 3 4 5 6 7 7 7 8 10-11 13 13 14 23-28 28 29
April
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The Neil Diamond Story The Life Of A Legend In Song Don Giovanni - Merry Opera Company Roy Chubby Brown Pippin - Stage Theatre Society Geoff Norcott - Taking Liberties Jimeoin Wizard Of Oz - Play In A Week by HYT Best Of Broadway - Showcase In A Week by HYT Three Billy Goats Gruff Joel Dommett -Unapologetic (If That’s Okay?) Matt Richardson - Imposter 100% Simon Brodkin Be Bop A Lula The Opera Boys Kaleidoscope Rock For Heroes
Mark Steel - Every Little Things Gonna Be Alright Ben Hart - Wonder Jeeves & Wooster - In Perfect Nonsense Psychic Sally - 10 Years & Counting California Dreamin’ The Second Best Bed The Little Mix Experience The Rolling Stones Story There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly Rock Of Ages - Maplesden Noakes School Country Superstars Wanted Lou Sanders - Say Hello To Your New Step Mummy Sister Act - Maidstone Amateur Operatic Society Steve Williams & Steve Hall An Evening With Sir Geoff Hurst Hermans Hermits Rapunzel Doris Day Story The Chicago Blues Brothers Pop Divas Live! Wizard Of Oz
Theatre Exchange Studio Coach Trip
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Derek Acorah - 20th Anniversary Tour Classic Rock - USA Lucy Porter - Be Prepared Matt Parker - Humble Pi An Ideal Husband - The Willington Players Mary Poppins - London Coach Trip The Navy Lark Andrew Lawrence - The Pale, Male & Stale Tour Harpy - Starring Su Pollard Jekyll & Hyde (Comedy Version) An Evening of Eric and Ern with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens
Rule The World - A Tribute To Take That The Canterbury Tales Francis Rossi - I Talk Too Much (Meet & Greet Available) Seann Walsh - Same Again? Matt Forde - Brexit, Pursued By A Bear Swan Lake - Vienna Festival Ballet Hairspray - London Coach Trip Buzzing Rich Hall’s Hoedown Deluxe An Audience With Cannon & Ball Whole Lotta led The Adventures Of Bo Peep Andy Parsons - Healing The Nation Funny Girls Dr Who - Any Suggestions Dr? The Comedy Store, Maidstone Michael Starring Ben (Jackson Tribute) Brothers In Song
Evergreen - Barbra Streisand Songbook John Lennon Tribute True Gold - The Spandau Ballet Experience Twirlywoos Temptation In The Temple Puppetry Of The Penis - So Long Tour Princess & The Pea Strictly Ann Widdecombe - An Evening With Sunny Ormonde - One Woman Show Dire Straits UK - Brothers In Arms
A Tribute to Amy The Amy Winehouse Celebration The Noise Next Door Gladys Knight - Midnight Train To Georgia Valley Park School - Annual Showcase Rhythm Of The Dance 80’s Mania Frankly Sinatra - Come Fly With Us Stage Theatre Society The Kylie Story (Kylie Minogue Tribute)