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Three Wishes Worthing IT’S BEHIND YOU! No, it isn’t, it’s in the listings. From Worthing Theatres Aladdin, to talks, gigs and theatre offering something a little more alternative, Here & Now November issue is packed. Our pubs and restaurants are working hard to gain your custom too, and you’ll find plenty of cultural delights on offer both in the food and drink section of this issue and in the listings. In business? It’s good to celebrate success every single day, but if you’d like to join the Adur & Worthing Business Awards celebrations, book your ticket for 16 Nov now. And, a last minute announcement from the Sunny Worthing ‘Community Awards’ team, nominations open in November, look out for details on their Facebook page. If you had three wishes what else would you bring to Worthing? n

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DAVID HENTY & HAZEL IMBERT

INTERVIEW: DAVID HENTY

The Art of the Master Copy Here & Now went to meet local celebrity artist, David Henty, at Cloud Gallery.

DAVID HENTY IS AN ARTIST with a world wide reputation, built on his amazing ability to reproduce the work of other artists. He was always able to draw, copying from books, and then ‘livening up’ canvasses from his father’s antique business by adding detail precisely in the style of the original. Following a spell inside, for forgery, twenty five years ago, David rediscovered his passion for art, and embarked on what became his career as a copyist.

In a lively and enthusiastic explanation of his method of working, David revealed the extensive research he undertakes into each artist, to learn to see the world through their eyes; he immerses himself in books and videos, looks into the contemporary history, investigates paint, canvas and frame, and absorbs as much information as available about the artists and their lives. David described how he will make numerous exploratory drawings and paintings to uncover each painter’s nuances, quirks, particular characteristics; he talked about how Modigliani produced drawing after drawing in preparation, and then launched onto the canvas in paint, working furiously for hours, sustained by absinthe and hashish.

The process David follows in order to feel confident about making a copy of a great painting is one of reverse engineering, of deconstruction; he doesn’t embark on a work until he has applied intense interrogation of every aspect of the work and the artist. Currently he has a full size copy of Caravaggio’s ‘The Taking of Christ’ underway, but has put it away and he comes back to it every now and then to see what it needs to make it perfect; it won’t leave his house until he is happy with it. At over 4 feet high and 5 1/2 feet wide, it may be that his wife hopes it will be soon. Cloud Gallery director Andrew Stott told us about the recent exhibition of David’s work in their Chichester gallery. It was immensely popular, and a lot of work was sold. Andrew said he was struck by the emotional response people had to these copies of famous

paintings, as though people who loved the original could scarcely believe that they could actually have a real, painted version, beautifully framed, of their own. This intense response reflects the passion and immense talent David invests in each painting. David is a guest speaker at Indigo restaurant at the Ardington Hotel on Thursday 22 November in their ‘Food for Thought’ lunchtime series. This is a chance to hear a master craftsman talking about his extraordinary career and new-found celebrity, while enjoying an excellent lunch in good company. Info indigorestaurant. info/our-events cloudgalleryfineart.co.uk davidhentyart.co.uk

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FINANCE CORNER

Putting Sparkle Back Into Your Finances When Guy Fawkes tried to blow up Parliament he was trying to create change. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A VERY DRAMATIC way of creating it and the good news is that, for most of us to improve our lives, we don’t need to take such drastic steps.

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One thing we can change and control is our finances. We have the ability to change this for the better and to make sure our finances are in sparkling health and it doesn’t take explosions to do it. Minor changes can put fizz back into your coffers. Everyone works hard to earn their money but so few take time to make sure it’s working hard for them. When our clients feel they are short on cash we encourage them to track what they spend for three months. You can check this yourself – look at 3 months bank statements and track your spend. It often leads to some startling revelations as to where your money is going. Part of money management is making sure you spend your money on what is important to you. This can be the basic needs in life – food, home and clothes but most of us also want money for the ‘nice’ things. To free this money up your finances need to be working efficiently.

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NOVEMBER ART ROUND-UP As winter draws on, artists in Worthing are getting ready for Christmas events in our galleries and studios – look out for news and listings in this and our December issue.

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MEANWHILE, SOME OF NEXT YEAR’S big events are beginning to stir; Worthing Portrait Artist of the Year Competition 2019 has launched with a Call for Entries. If you are over 18, and live within a 20 mile radius of Worthing, you can enter a portrait to compete for selection. Twelve artists will be selected to take part in the

competition, which takes place on Friday 22 March 2019 at St Paul’s. The event is open to the public, who come to watch the 12 selected artists each create a portrait of one of three celebrity sitters during the course of the evening. The event in 2018 was a storming success, so the organisers can’t wait to do it again. Thomas H Green, the sitter for the winning entry by Steve Mort-Hill, said he loved the experience; “a chance to sit and contemplate life, relax, and watch art come to life.” It was a great social evening, lots of fun. See St Paul’s website for all info. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! all you groovy Gainsboroughs and marvellous Modiglianis!

Update from relaunched TOTEM Gallery who announce Chris Reynolds, renowned graphic artist, exhibiting from Friday 9 November to Saturday 24 November ‘I see a New World’, and signing copies of his book ‘The New World’ on Friday 9th 7-9pm. A video of one of the short stories featuring legendary ‘Throbbing Gristle’ on the soundtrack will be shown, and there are Bar 42 t-shirt designs on display. Funky and jazzy times at TOTEM, Haverscroft Buildings, North

Street. (a stone’s throw from Lidl). Registration is open until 30 November for next year’s Worthing Artists Open Houses. Artists and venues who want to participate can register on the website worthingartistsopenhouses. com or email info@ worthingartistsopenhouses. com for more details. Come on in, the event is lovely! n

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Tue 30 Oct – Sun 4 Nov

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Until 27 Jan 2019

Josephine Jones: Flowers & Fantasy exhibition. + Four Views: exhibition. Colonnade HS. FREE

The Artists’ Networking Breakfast. 9am. Brunswick & Thorn. FREE

Paul Vincent: Landscape photographer exhibition. Colonnade Hs. FREE

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Drawn Together – ‘Works on Paper’. Artists whose engagement with line, texture and composition has inspired their work. Skyway Gallery, Shm. FREE

I See a New World. Totem Arts Gallery. FREE

Fiona Champion: Artist with passion for wildlife exhibition. Colonnade Hs. FREE

Tank Girl. An exclusive display cabinet of pieces from Alan Martin’s collection of comic ephemera. Worthing Museum. FREE

Tue 6 Nov – Sun 11 Nov Ink: Autumn Exhibition by Sussex Printmakers & Friends. + Anna Vartiainen: Forest Song. Screen prints exhibition. Colonnade Hs. FREE

Sat 10 Nov Linocutting demonstration. 10.30am – 4pm. Rosemary Jones. Worthing Museum.

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Dell Quay Artists Group eclectic exhibition. Colonnade Hs. FREE

Slade School of Art. Explores the fascinating work of some of the early teachers at the school. Worthing Museum FREE

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Tom Boulton: Letterpress workshop, and FREE exhibition. Colonnade Hs.

The centenary of the end of World War I Displays include effects of the war on the people of Worthing. Worthing Museum. FREE

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GUILD CARE COMMUNITY PAGE

Fabulous Guild Care Events! Guild Care’s events help raise money for its 30+ community support services for people aged 5-105 living within Worthing and its surrounding areas. FROM DEMENTIA SUPPORT, care homes, and community transport to providing carers with a much-needed break, they aim to reduce isolation and support people to live well and independently for longer. Charlotte Bolton, Guild Care’s Community Fundraising Manager, said, “We have so many great events coming up in the

community and we encourage people to come along and join in the fun to help us raise funds for our vital services. We have events for the whole family as well as an evening soiree to dance the night away.”

To celebrate Guild Care’s 85th year, what could be better than an 85th Anniversary Party at Shoreham Airport complete with a 1930’s theme? Enjoy a three course meal, entertainment including live jazz music, and a welcome cocktail on arrival. Tickets for the event, which will take place on Friday 2nd November, are £55 with tables of four to eight available.

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Consider yourself a wine buff? Join Guild Care for their ‘Call My Bluff’ Wine Tasting event at Cissbury Barns on Thursday 29th November - it’s wine tasting with a twist. Put your skills to the test with Hennings Wine, and see if you can tell the truth from the bluffs. The game, as well as homemade shepherd’s pie and dessert, are all included in the ticket price of £26 per person.

To get you into the Christmas party season mood, Guild Care’s Warwick Street charity shop is hosting its debut Fashion Show on Friday 30th November. Enjoy a glass of prosecco on arrival and view some of the unique items that the shop has to offer for just £5 a ticket. There will also be a raffle on the night with tickets on sale in all Guild Care charity shops beforehand.

Need more help to get you in the festive spirit? Come along to Guild Care’s Christmas Fayre at St Paul’s Worthing on Saturday 8th December. You can browse stalls for Christmas gifts and decorations, enjoy lunch or a hot drink and snack at St Paul’s own café and visit Santa in his grotto. For more information on Guild Care’s events, visit www. guildcare.org, call the Fundraising Team on 01903 528613, or email fundraising@guildcare.org. n

LITERARY LOCAL

LITERARY LISTINGS

Hello November! OK own up, who’s already humming festive tunes? Love or hate it, you can’t deny the festive season is approaching with all the finesse of a steam train (or a big spangly Coca-Cola truck). SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME THAT NOVEMBER is the ‘nothing month’ when you try to stop yourself from opening the chocolate early, but fear not! As always, our local community has us covered, take a look at my literary listing.

1 / 15 / 22 / 29 Nov

Sat 10 Nov

Interested in local history? Worthing Museum has several Archaeology Talks, from The Legions, Roads & Villas of Roman Sussex, to the Conquests, Castles & Towns of the Normans (and much more besides). 6.30-8.30pm, £7.50 worthingmuseum.co.uk

As part of the Children’s Literature Festival, Ropetackle and City Books present Nick Sharratt’s Drawalong! He’s illustrated the amazing children’s novels of Ms. Jacqueline Wilson! He’ll be sharing his secrets as you draw along with him (I’ve always wanted to be able to draw Tracy Beaker!) Stay for the meet and greet and book-signing afterwards. Bring lots of pencils, paper and something to lean on! 2pm, £8

Tue 6 Nov Worthing Antique Club Talk is Christmas at the Front (WW1) with Roger Mayhew. 7.30-9pm. All are welcome. £5/non member. Worthing Library Lecture Theatre. Info worthingantiqueclub@ yahoo.co.uk

Thurs 8 Nov Continuing the archaeological theme, if poetry is more your thing then how about ‘Excavating the Past for Poetry’? West Sussex Writers are holding a talk with Zoe Mitchell, who looks at how using history and mythology can help express more modern concerns through poetry. Zoe’s poems are widely published in many respected magazines such as The Rialto, The Moth and The London Magazine. For info see website. 7.30pm, Goring Methodist Church, £5/£3. Skeptics in the Pub. Debate: Creation v Science. The Libertine, Potland Rd. 8pm. £5

So, there you have it, there’s plenty going on in November! The month of increased hot chocolate and the subtle promise of ice-skating in the air (I’ll be the one clinging to the side and screaming when anyone comes near me…) If you know of an event coming up that you’d like to see featured, let me know at editorial@hereandnowmag.co.uk ! n

Fri 9 Nov Want your stories short and your tales tall? Look no further! Your little ones can enjoy storytelling of classic and modern tales performed live with interactive play included. Suits 0-4 years. 45 mins. With Hannah Summers. £5/adult + 1 child, £2/extra sibling. 11.30pm, 1.30pm, Ropetackle, Shm.

Thurs 15 Nov The Speakeasy Conversation Club. 7.30pm. 3 Guest speakers. Wegottickets.com Cellar Arts Club £2/£4

Thurs 22 Nov For anyone who loves the weird and random mysteries of the world (and the answers), this one is for you. City Books presents: a QI evening! The three writers of QI, James Harkin, Anne Miller and John Lloyd will gather to provide an event of pure astonishment and hilarity. 7pm, £8, Ropetackle

Fri 23 Nov Join the Sea Scribes and Northbrook Friends of St Barnabas for An Evening of Words and Music in aid of St Barnabas. Lancing Leisure Centre. (info 07981 239017) £5.

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months the energy adviser will be available to advise you how to save on gas and electricity bills and how to be more energy-wise. Just bring your energy bills with you. Refreshments will be available from St Paul’s café and at Friends Meeting House they will be served from the kitchen. n

WORTHING COMMUNITY CHEST HERE & NOW CAUGHT UP WITH KARL ALLISON, Chair of Worthing’s Community Chest, a grant making charity that supports local organisations.

How do you award grants? The grant is awarded by

Repair Café WHY A WORTHING REPAIR CAFÉ? WE THROW AWAY VAST AMOUNTS OF STUFF. Even things with almost nothing wrong, which could get a new lease on life after a simple repair. The trouble is, lots of us have forgotten that we can repair things ourselves or we no longer know how. The Repair Café changes all that! Repair Cafés launched in 2010 and can be found across the world. Transition Town Worthing (TTW) recently launched Worthing’s very own Repair Café, providing a free meeting place where you are invited to repair things together with skilled volunteers, using Repair Café tools and materials. From clothes, furniture, electrical appliances, bicycles, crockery, appliances, toys. Naturally there are some things like PAT testing or knife sharpening that only the repairers would do, but it’s hoped that some people will go away having learned a new skill. And, if you have nothing to repair, you can lend a hand with someone else’s repair job. The Repair Café runs on the last Saturday of each month. The next two are at St Paul’s on Sat 27 Oct and Sat 24 Nov from 10.30am - 1pm. There’s a break over Christmas and the Sat 26 Jan Café is at The Friends Quaker Meeting House, 34 Mill Road, Worthing.

What kind of repairs are done each month? A list on the Facebook page (Transition Worthing Repair Cafe), provides info. And if you prefer not to queue on the day, just email ttwrepaircafe@gmail.com to book your repair in advance. Do You Have a Repair Skill to Share? If you have a particular repair skill that you would like to share, do let the team know you may like to come along to help.

What’s the Cost? Repairs are by donation, to cover the cost of materials and other expenses.

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our Appraisal Panel, which is made up from groups funded in the previous year. This happens four times a year. The next deadline is 31 Oct, so Here & Now readers will have to get their skates on if they want funding for a community Christmas event! The following deadline is 31 Jan. How do you raise funding for your grants? Virtually all the funds we give out to local groups come from the 14 textile recycling bins that Worthing Borough Council have placed around the town, so we need lots of your old trousers. Putting your old pants, socks and slippers into one of our bins helps reduce landfill and improve our community at the same time. The condition of it doesn’t matter. Of course we’d like your twice-worn Versace, but the clothes can be faded and the sheets can be ripped. Just make sure it’s a bin with our name on it.

Who else is involved in the organisation? We employ Naomi to administer the grants, but everyone else is a volunteer, including the trustees. We can always do with more help running the charity, so please get in touch. We have high hopes of any mention in Here & Now – me and our vice-chair both got involved after reading a request for trustees in Here & Now.

What projects have you supported recently? We supported

so many brilliant events in the summer: the Children’s Parade, Worthing Pride, Broadwater Carnival, the Rotary Carnival, Rainbow Theatre at Highdown Gardens and the Green Dreams event. We’ve funded the gymnastics, rugby and croquet clubs. We’ve bought mobility scooters, ovens, tables and musical instruments.

How can the community find out more about your work?

We’d love to see you at our AGM – anyone can come along. It’s on Thurs 8 Nov, 7pm, Worthing Town Hall. You can also find out more at worthingcommunitychest.org or give us a call on 01903 221080. n

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The base of Worthing War Memorial just after Remembrance Sunday 2017. Featured in the book Lest We Forget The Most Outstanding First World War Memorials, available from Waterstones Worthing, and the Poppy Appeal shop.

LIGHT UP A LIFE

Support your Local Hospice TERRY AND I WERE MARRIED for 28 years. I believe you know when you meet the right person. We always said it was meant to be. In 2012, Terry was diagnosed with prostate cancer. I was so shocked. He was only 67 and the fittest person I knew. The last six months were tough. He had cancer in his skull by then. He went into hospital in early February 2017. They said they would do their best to get him into St Barnabas. Walking through St Barnabas’ door it felt like somebody taking a weight off my shoulders. The staff were wonderful. Everybody’s got so much compassion. He passed away peacefully there. Please make a donation through St Barnabas’ Light Up a Life Appeal to help them care for more people in our local community. CINDY & TERRY Thank you. n Cindy

REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY SERVICE 11AM SUNDAY 11 NOVEMBER 2018 will mark 100 years since the First World War Armistice, and a Remembrance Sunday service and march past will take place on that day from 11am near the Worthing War Memorial, outside Worthing Town Hall in Chapel Road. In 1919, when the local council abandoned a fund-raising scheme to build a memorial, the Worthing Gazette (now Herald) set up the Worthing War Memorial Gazette Shilling Fund. After the £1,000 anticipated costs were raised, the memorial was built and unveiled in April 1921 in front of 7,000 people. In addition to the poppy sellers you will see around town, the Royal British Legion also has a shop at 26 Guildbourne Centre where many different items, including crosses, lanyards and bracelets, can be purchased in aid of the Poppy Appeal. n

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LOCAL SPORT

True Heroes, Murray Hambro In 2011, Murray Hambro had to learn how to simply walk again. However, his aim now is to travel a lot more quickly.

“Riding a superbike could seem a bit daunting, particularly given the situation,” comments Worthing-based Murray. “I’m

HE SPOKE TO HERE & NOW magazine about his aspirations and goals as a double amputee racing superbikes.

Murray lost both legs below the knee while serving as a Lance Corporal in the Second Royal Tank Regiment in Afghanistan in 2010 after his tank drove over a 65kg roadside bomb. However, he now races in the Triumph Triple Challenge series on a specially adapted Triumph Daytona 675R.

someone who when I want to achieve something, I go all out and always display determination to get it done, no matter what the circumstances are.”

Whilst he admittedly has a dark sense of humour, with the word ‘legless’ embroidered on the back of his race leathers and a personalised number plate that spells out ‘no feet’ on his car, he takes his superbike career very seriously.

“I took a step back, I had to, and then analysed the situation and put in place my next challenge – to get up on my feet and walk again. There was a lot of gritting the teeth

once the prosthetics were on as it was very painful at first, but once I was back up on my feel and able to walk steadily, I was able to look ahead to what I wanted to do next,” comments Murray.

That next challenge would see Murray take up superbikes – a passion he’s had since the age of 11. However, his progression in the sport has shocked everyone. Often found at the famous Silverstone track, regarded as one of the most difficult to navigate, Murray’s peers have often described him as taking the sport ‘like a duck to water’.

“I’m just incredibly passionate about racing – plus I love the thrill of it too!” comments Murray. “Just being at Silverstone or indeed on any track, gives me a real boost. However, the real motivation for me is to inspire others to believe that they can achieve anything. If someone reading this gets up off the couch and gets moving then I’ve done my job.” Murray does just that as he now competes for at British

Superbike meetings for the not-for-profit True Heroes Racing team. The team is made up of injured UK Service personnel, started by a serving Royal Navy sailor after he returned from several tours of duty in Afghanistan. The team’s aim is to use competitive Motorsport as a way to restore a sense of direction and focus and prove they can compete on a level playing field with their able-bodied counterparts.

“It’s also about bringing like- minded military people back into a military-type environment, which we often miss after leaving it behind. We want to demonstrate that against all the odds, anything is possible,” concludes Murray.

Murray has been selected for the Invictus Games, Sydney 20 – 27 Oct this year, representing the UK in 4 disciplines: Indoor Rowing, the 100m, 200m & 400m Wheelchair Racing. We’ll definitely be rooting for him! n

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HEALTH & WELLBEING

ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK IT’S ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK 19-25 Nov and here’s a few groups that are in our local area ready to provide advice and support. Al-Anon Family Groups provide support to anyone whose life is, or has been, affected by someone else’s drinking, regardless of whether that person is still drinking or not. Alateen is part of Al-Anon and is for teenage relatives and friends of alcoholics. Please phone the helpline or see website for your nearest meeting: 020 7403 0888 www.al-anonuk. org.uk AA Meetings. Various times and locations. See website: www. alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/AAMeetings/

ENTITLED TO A FREE FLU JAB?

A more effective vaccine for the over 65s is being offered this winter in a bid to keep the viral infection at bay.

AS OLDER PEOPLE can have weakened immune systems, they are at higher risk of suffering serious symptoms of the flu that can be life threatening. The new vaccine could see 30,000 fewer people require an appointment with their GP, as well as 2,000 fewer admissions to hospital. Ultimately this is expected to save more than 700 lives this winter. As well as those over the age of 65, the flu vaccine is also available free to those in groups at particular risk of infection and complications, including: children aged 2 to 3, and those in the school vaccination programme, pregnant women, adults and children with underlying health conditions (especially heart and respiratory disease) and carers. Vaccination is the most effective protection we have against the virus and the best way to protect yourself. If you are eligible for your free flu jab, please contact your local GP surgery or participating pharmacy to get more information and book yourself an appointment. For more information visit: www.westsussexwellbeing.org.uk/fight-flu. For more information on the symptoms of flu visit www.nhs.uk/conditions/flu/ n

Support group for carers of people with drug and alcohol issue. 1pm-2.30pm. Every second Tuesday of the month. Lancing Children & Family centre. Contact: info@carerssupport.org.uk n

10 KEYS TO HAPPIER LIVING

No.7 Resilience

BASED ON THE LATEST RESEARCH, the national movement Action for Happiness has identified 10 Keys to Happier Living. The 7th is Resilience. EVERYONE EXPERIENCES DIFFICULTIES in their life at some point, but research shows it is how we respond to these difficulties, rather than the events themselves, that has the most impact on our well-being. Resilience is about our ability to bounce back from adversity - like a tree that bends with the wind so it doesn’t break. And the good news is that we can all learn to become more resilient, sometimes just by changing the way we think. For example, by pausing for a moment to check if there is a different explanation for why something just happened rather than jumping straight to negative conclusions. Of course this is not always easy, but the more we practice finding healthy ways to cope with life’s little challenges during the good times, the better we will be at coping with the big stuff when tough times come along. To find out more, come along to the Action for Happiness Worthing monthly meet-up group – next one Tues 13 November, 7-9pm at the lovely Coast café. More info at: facebook. com/actionforhappinessinworthing/ n

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LOCAL BUSINESS

Worthing Works Please mention Here & Now when booking your event and check websites for updates. List your business event for FREE at hereandnowmag.co.uk To advertise your event – call Frances & Abi on 01903 686100

How can you stay informed about the potential opportunities for your business? ONE WAY IS TO MAKE TIME TO GET OUT, try something completely different and see what works for you. This month’s events include an opportunity to trial Worthing & Adur Chamber’s Peer to Peer Mentoring Group. Here & Now joined a group last year and found the experience worthwhile. Try the FREE taster session on 22 November. Worthing BNI is a weekly meeting for businesses who come together over breakfast to support each other’s business growth. You can attend any Thursday. To find out if this could work for your business, hear from current members via a video on the bniworthing facebook page or contact via their website. And, CONGRATULATIONS to all local businesses shortlisted for an Adur & Worthing Business Award! You don’t need to be shortlisted to attend the celebration night on 16 Nov, book your ticket quickly as they sell out. We’ll see you there! n

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LISTINGS - BUSINESS Thurs 1 Nov

Thurs 22 Nov

Worthing Digital Social. 8pm. Finch Bar & Eatery. FREE

Chamber Peer Mentoring Group Taster Session. 9.30am-12.30pm. Opportunity for 8-12 business owners from different business areas who are willing to learn from and support each other. Broadwater. Register online. FREE

Tues 7 Nov Worthing & Adur Chamber Informal Networking. 5.30pm. Complimentary buffet and networking. Aqua Italia. Non-Members £5. Book worthingandadurchamber.co.uk

Mon 12 Nov Global Entrepreneurship Week. 12pm. B2B Networking Hub. Book Shoreham Basepoint.co.uk

Tues 13 Nov The Layman’s Guide to Managing a Website. 5.30-7pm. With Steve from Jumpstart. Freedom Works. Book Eventbrite. FREE Is your business Going for Growth? 8.30-10.30am. Explore the growth strategies companies like yours are adopting for the next three years. Kreston Reeves. South Lodge Hotel, RH13 6PS. Book Eventbrite. FREE

Fri 16 Nov Chamber Hub. 12.30-2pm. Impulse Leisure, Lancing Manor. Informal networking. Book. worthingandadurchamber.co.uk FREE

Tues 27 Nov #ShakeItHub. 12pm. Design and marketing help hub. Worthing Town Hall. Tickets shakeitupcreative.com FREE

THE REGUL AR (MOSTLY FREE) EVENTS BNI Networking Every Thurs. 6.30am. To visit this friendly business group at the Dome Cinema. Contact via facebook. com/bniworthing/ or www. bniworthing.co.uk Must book. £10 inc breakfast. Networth First Wed of month. 5.30-7.15pm. Cafalatte, Chapel Rd. FREE ‘Not Networking’ First Tues of month. 9.30-11.30am. Book. Eventbrite. FREE First Friday Network First Fri of month 12.30 – 2.30pm. Burlington Hotel. FREE Worthing Business Oracle Last Fri of month. 9.30-10.30am. Starbucks, Broadwater. Book. Eventbrite. FREE

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The Worthing Teen Music Scene 1964–1968 This month the Time Machine returns to the 1960s. We take the journey with local resident Denise Tayler who once “saw Jimi Hendrix for half a crown”. Her story is also one of how music forms bonds and enriches lives. It begins in London. BORN IN 1951, DENISE TAYLER grew up in Battersea, “very poor”, the oldest of two children (she had a younger brother). The rare spelling of her surname derives from a Dutch-Afrikaans ancestry. In

1963 the Inland Revenue, for whom her parents worked, decided to move many of their operations out of the capital. Her family were settled in Barrington Road, Goring.

“That’s where the Inland Revenue still is,” she says, “My dad was an adjudications officer and my mum was enforcement. They absolutely loved Worthing, lived there for their whole lives. If you look at that building, there’s a square bit at the top: that’s where my dad sorted out the one computer for the building. It took the whole top floor.” Her parents may have been happy but Denise wasn’t. Now aged 13, she’d come from a London comprehensive but made it into Worthing Technical High, a grammar school (now Durrington High). A self-confessed geek, with thick glasses, a tooth missing and a Cockney accent, she was badly bullied. Added to that, she wore a black and white miniskirt, on-trend in London but in Worthing...

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PHOTO LEFT: DENISE 1960S, WORTHING TECHNICAL SCHOOL (NOW DURRINGTON HIGH)

ABOVE: DENISE’S 1960S LEAFLETS FROM GIGS SHE WENT TO

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DENISE, HER MUM AND DAD DOWN MONTAGUE STREET Do you have any memories of music life in Worthing? We’re interested in stories and scenes from any era and would particularly love to hear your stories about dances in the ‘40s and ‘50s. Or how about the ‘90s and Noughties gigs? Please email Thomas at editorial@hereandnowmag.co.uk

“People thought I was a prostitute or something,” she sighs, “They’d never seen skirts above the knee before. It made me notorious. Then, a few months later, everyone was wearing them.” There was another notorious girl at the school, Janice Clements, who, a year older than Denise, was dating a DJ, one of only two black guys in the area.

“I later went out with the other one,” she recollects, “I went on the back of his scooter but my mum and dad banned me from seeing him because he was black. We didn’t have sex or anything; we only went for egg’n’chips but it upset my parents no end.” All that came later, though. Initially Denise and Janice had a terrible playground scrap, “scratching each other’s eyes out”. Denise won and, strangely, after that the pair became firm friends. Janice introduced Denise to Tamla Motown.

“When I was a kid the big thing was swing,” she remembers, “My granny and my mum used to listen to Frank Sinatra and I absolutely loathed it. I still do. Jazz upsets me. If I hear it I have to go for a walk. Then one day my mum borrowed a single, ‘Wonderful World’ by Sam Cooke. All of a sudden my family stopped swing and started to get into soul.” Motown, then, wasn’t a huge leap. Denise began collecting cast-off singles from American jukeboxes, some now Northern Soul classics. She, Janice and friends also started attending the Big Beat Sessions at the Worthing Assembly Rooms and on the Pier, promoter Freddy Bannister’s Thursday night pop concerts.

“I was one of the few allowed out on a school night,” she says, “Mum used to say that as long as I was in by 11.00 it was OK. I’d have to get the 10.45 bus home. I left to get it even when Jimi Hendrix was in full flow.” Denise kept the flyers for those gigs. Between the ages of 13 and 16 she spent all her paper round money seeing a who’s who of ‘60s music: Hendrix twice, The Who twice, Cream (Eric Clapton asked her for directions back to the A24), The Troggs, The Kinks, The Easybeats, The Merseybeats, Napoleon XIV (of ‘They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!’ fame), Fleetwood Mac, Arthur Brown, The Mindbenders, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch (Denise scribbled on that flyer, ‘Touched Dave and got his autograph’), The Yardbirds, Zoot Money, Jeff Beck Group and more. She would go down the front to stake a place, her only sustenance a bottle of Coca Cola. It was usually a scrummage and she often suffered cigarette burns to her back and neck. But it was also the stuff of memories.

“I was madly in love with Jimi Hendrix,” she says, “I sold my Beach Boys album ‘Pet Sounds’ to buy the first Hendrix album. When I saw Hendrix I pulled on his red velvet bell-bottoms and he grinned at me, made eye contact. It was so loud that afterwards I was deaf for a few days. Another memorable one was The Who. Roger Daltrey spent the whole gig with his back to us, wiggling his bum. I was right near Keith Moon. He was totally off his face. He smashed up his drum kit and this cymbal shattered, bits of metal flew into the crowd. I picked up a piece and kept it for donkeys’ years.” In 1968, Denise left school and departed Worthing for Holland, then Spain. She popped back for a year but found the town lifeless (“The only thing to do was at the bowling alley, a little disco called The Woods”), so she made a life for herself in London, then Sheffield, in various professions, mostly as an operating theatre technician and a sales rep. Eventually, in 1996, she came back and settled in a flat on Worthing seafront, throwing herself into local magazine publishing.

“When I came back I went on Friends Reunited and looked in the phone book,” she says, “I found the mums and dads of my mates and organized a reunion. It was in the scruffy back room of the Jack Horner pub [now The Cornerhouse]. Janice Clements came but she was in a wheelchair. She had MS. I went to see her in a nursing home a few years later. She couldn’t speak. They invited me to a soul and Tamla event in that nursing home, playing Otis Redding, Carla Thomas, all our stuff. It was lovely. Janice smiled at me. She couldn’t speak but she said one word, “Sorry.” I said, “It doesn’t matter because you’re the one that gave me music.” n

1990s REUNION WITH DENISE AND HER FRIENDS

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LISTINGS - CINEMA & THEATRE

November... Starts Here

THEATRE - NOVEMBER 2018

Sun 4 Nov Flawless. 7.30pm. Flawless are back performing even bigger and jawdropping routines than ever before! Pavilion Theatre.

Mon 5 Nov An Evening Shared with Jasper Carrott & Alistair McGowan. 7.30pm. Comedy legends split the bill and your sides with a night of stand up and impressions. Assembly Hall.

Wed 7 Nov Poisoned Beds. 8pm. A stirring onewoman performance, accompanied by celebrated Havant musician, John Gleadall. Connaught.

Thurs 8 Nov Henning When: Get on With It. 7.30pm. You couldn’t make it up; surely the German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn hasn’t bosched out yet another new show? Pavilion Theatre. Hurly-Burly Double Bill. 12pm-2pm. Two new plays by local writer Gill Medway, at The Ardington Hotel. Lady with a Fan and Mercifully Brief – to be followed by a twocourse lunch or dinner in the hotel’s celebrated Indigo Restaurant. Tickets £21.75. Book now on 01903 230451.

Sat 10 Nov

Beetlejuice (15). 6.15pm. Adam and Barbara are a normal couple…who happen to be dead. Connaught.

Morgan & West present a jaw dropping, heart stopping, brain busting, magic extravaganza! Connaught.

The Evil Dead (18). 8.30pm. A book and audio tape is discovered, and its evil is found to be powerful it’s read out loud. Connaught.

Wed 14 Nov To Hell in a Handbag. 8pm. A tale of blackmail, false identity… and money. A subversively funny take on an Irish theatrical classic. Connaught.

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Thurs 1 Nov

Thurs 15 Nov How to Hide A Lion. 1.30pm. Helen Stephen’s magical book comes to life with playful humour, dazzling puppets and jazz. Ropetackle.

Fri 16 Nov The Knot. 8pm. You’re invited to a wedding where the bride, groom, best man and bridesmaids are all world-class dancers and the audience are wedding guests. Connaught.

Tues 20 Nov Stewart Frances: Into the Punset. 8pm. Mock the Week star embarks on a brand-new show, his last tour EVER! Assembly Hall.

Fri 30 Nov – Tues 1 Jan 2019 Aladdin: The Pantomime. Various times. Join us on the journey of a lifetime as we soar through the skies on a magic carpet ride to adventure! Pavilion Theatre.

Morgan & West’s Utterly Spiffing Spectacular. 2pm. Mmagicians

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THEATRE - DECEMBER 2018

Sat 1 Dec Tabby McTat. 2pm & 4pm. Tabby McTat is a cat and has a guitar playing best friend, Fred. Together they sing their favourite songs, until one day Fred disappears. Assembly Hall. CINEMA - OCTOBER 2018

Sun 28 Oct Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas (PG). 10am. The Dome.

Mon 29 Oct Faces Places (12A). 6pm. The old cinematic veteran and the young artistic idealist enjoy an odd friendship as they chat and explore their views on the world. Connaught

Wed 31 Oct Halloween 40th Anniversary Screening. 10pm. Fifteen years after murdering his sister on Halloween night 1963, Michael Myers returns to kill again. The Dome.

Close Up – Film Night. 7:30pm. An evening of locally made films and Hamlet: shot at Castle Goring. Cellar Arts Club. Bohemian Rhapsody (12A). 2.30pm, 5.30pm & 8.30pm. Bohemian Rhapsody is a foot-stomping celebration of Queen, their music and their extraordinary lead singer Freddie Mercury. Connaught. First Man (12A). 11.45am. A Biopic on the life of the Astronaut Neil, on his journey to becoming the first human to walk the moon. Dome. NT: Allelujah! (15). 7pm. The Beth, an old-fashioned cradle-to-grave hospital serving a town on the edge of the Pennines, is threatened with closure. Connaught.

Sat 3 Nov Smallfoot (PG). 10am. A Yeti is convinced that the creatures known as “humans” really do exist. The Dome.

Win a family ticket to Tabby McTat CONNAUGHT THEATRE 1 & 2 DECEMBER 2018 This festive season we have the puuurrrfect show that you and your little ones will love! Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s magical book comes to life on stage in a show full of songs, mee-eews, and the magic of friendship.

To win a pair of tickets to this heart-warming show, just answer the following question: Who is Tabby McTat’s best friend? A) Bono B) Fred C) Mittens To enter simply go online to hereandnowmag.co.uk – click on WIN! to give your answer. Or post to Here & Now (McTat) PO Box 5012, Worthing BN11 9BW. One entry p/p. Closes: Wed 14 Nov. Winner selected at random and contacted by email/phone Thurs 15 Nov. Good Luck!

LISTINGS - CINEMA & THEATRE Sun 4 Nov

Thurs 8 Nov

AUTISM FRIENDLY: Johnny English Strikes Again (PG). 10.15am. After a cyber-attack reveals the identity of all British undercover agents, Johnny English is forced to find the mastermind hacker. Connaught.

Red (12A). 8.15pm. Under the watchful gaze of his assistant, and the presence of new artists, Mark Rothko tries to create a definitive work for an extraordinary setting. Connaught.

Tues 6 Nov

Fri 9 Nov

Bohemian Rhapsody (12A). 11.45am. Dome.

Phantom of the Opera – Silent film with live Wurlitzer score (PG). 7pm. A rare screening of the classic silent

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film, with a soundtrack played live on the Wurlitzer Theatre Pipe Organ. Connaught.

Sat 10 Nov Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (PG). 10am. Slappy is back to wreak more havoc this Halloween in a brand-new comedy adventure based on R.L. Stine’s series of books. Dome.

Sun 11 Nov Lawrence of Arabia (PG). 1.30pm. Due to his knowledge of the native Bedouin tribes, British Lieutenant T.E. Lawrence is sent to Arabia to find Prince Faisal. Connaught.

SPOOKY CINEMA brings shocktober to an end whilst November brings a variety of genres for all theatre and cinema lovers! Personally, I’m excited to sing my heart out to the iconic Queen anthems in Bohemian Rhapsody, showing at the Dome & Connaught.

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November also begins the Christmas magic. We interviewed STEPS superstar Lee Latchford-Evans, who plays lead role in this year’s Aladdin: The Pantomime. Fly over to our blog to read Lee’s backstage stories: hereandnowmag.co.uk/blog If you have any exciting theatre or cinema events coming up that you would like to share, list them on our website and we’ll add them here! hereandnowmag.co.uk/list-your-event n Abi Else

The Life Story of David Lloyd George. 4pm. Restored and tinted to match the original colouring, the film mixes documentary wartime footage with dramatic reconstructions. Cellar Arts Club.

Tues 13 Nov ROH: La Bayadere (12A). 7.15pm. Marius Petipa’s fantasy, set in legendary India, tells the tale of a temple dancer and the prince who loves her but marries another. Broadcast Live. Connaught.

Wed 14 Nov

WORTHING AREA ACTORS & CREATIVES MEET UP FOR MEMBERS OF the Worthing Area Actors & Creatives Group and their guests, a chance to network and meet like-minded friends, build our creative community, develop collaborative projects and seek advice and support - for ANY creative discipline. Local writer/filmmaker Chris Regan will be exploring his films and how he pulls them into production, updates from members, and opportunities to plug any productions you’re involved in - but most importantly, it’s a fun, informal night with cool people. n Thurs 8 Nov. 7.30pm. Cellar Arts Club. Entry £2 non-members, members free.

RSC: Troilus & Cressida (12A). 7pm. Troilus and Cressida swear they will always be true to one another. But in the siege of Troy their innocence is tested. Broadcast live. Connaught.

Sat 17 Nov Paths of Glory (PG). 12.30pm. A rare screening of Stanley Kubrick’s classic, commemorating the centenary of WWI. Connaught.

Wind in the Willows: Secret Den Cinema. 12pm. Take a journey through the peaceful pleasures of Ratty’s beloved riverbank to the fearful frights of the Wild Wood. The World’s End, Patching. Johnny English Strikes Again (PG). 10am. Dome.

Tues 20 Nov NT: The Madness of George III (12A). 7pm. This multi-awardwinning drama will be broadcast live to cinemas. Connaught.

Sat 24 Nov Pokémon the Movie: The Power of Us. 12.10pm. A young athlete whose running days might be behind her, a compulsive liar, a shy researcher, a bitter old woman, and a little girl with a big secret. Dome.

Thurs 29 Nov The King and I: The London Palladium (12A). 7pm. Set in 1860s Bangkok, the musical tells the story of the unconventional and tempestuous relationship that develops between the King of Siam and Anna, a British schoolteacher. Recorded live. Connaught

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Ready for a Magic Carpet Ride? It’s that time of year again… oh yes it is! Everybody’s favourite family festive tradition comes bursting on to the stage as Aladdin promises to be the most magical pantomime in the land. YOU CAN EXPECT AMAZING SINGING by Lee Latchford-Evans from pop super group STEPS in our title role, as well as an enchanting performance by CBeebies’ presenter Rebecca Keatley as Princess Jasmine. The jokes will come thick and fast from award-nominated comedian Vikki Stone, who plays the evil Abanazar, as well as comedian and family entertainer Mark Jones who plays Wishee Washee. Completing the line-up is our beloved dame Widow Twankey of course, played by the brilliant Brighton cabaret artiste Dave Lynn. But that’s not all. As we searched for the most recognisable, distinctive and almighty voice in the land to record the Voice of the Genie, who is being played as an incredible 12 foot puppet, we could think of nobody better than the legendary Brian Blessed; his booming hilarity will be heard across the entire county I’m sure! There are so many reasons to love panto, and for me one of those is the fantastic community element and how it brings people together. We work alongside many local groups such as Northbrook MET College, who are creating a spectacular giant golden lamp which you’ll be able see in the Pavilion Café Bar. We’re delighted to be working with Chestnut Tree House again this year to help raise awareness and funds for their amazing cause. We’re also thrilled to have local boys and girls star in the show this year as we held auditions for the roles of the junior police force and the dancers. Don’t be late, make sure you book your tickets early before “It’s Behind You!”. n

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ALADDIN THE PANTOMIME plays at the Pavilion Theatre from 30 Nov – 1 Jan. Tickets from worthingtheatres.co.uk or by calling 01903 206 206. Everyone who books during Golden Week (1-7 December) gets a free programme, and for evening performances everyone can meet and get photos/signatures from at least 2 main cast members.

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LISTINGS - MUSIC

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Sat 27 Oct Rub a Dub All Night w/ Gama Cru. Cellar Arts Club. 8pm, FREE/£2 for non-members Reggae Embet Henx w/ support from Mister Lizard, DKH + Glitter Piss. Bar Forty Two. 7pm. FREE Rock Ana Egge w/ support from Pegasuses. Coast. 7.30pm. £5 +50pbf online

Break From the Groove. Bar Next Door. 8pm

Open Mic. Finch Bar & Eatery. 7.30pm

Sun 28 Oct

Thurs 1 Nov

Noisferatu w/ support. Bar Forty Two. 4pm FREE

Bar for Bar (Hiphop open mic). Bar Forty Two. 6.30pm. Hiphop

Wed 31 Oct

Steve Tilson. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £15. Folk

Halloween Show w/ Prescription Happiness, Idle Bones and Credentials. Bar Forty Two. 7pm. FREE. Punk/ Hardcore/metal

NOVE MBE R H IGH LI G H T S MY PICKS this month in Worthing.

Worthing Original Music

Sunday 4 November. What’s better than the sound of one single Harp? How about a Harp Ensemble?! Glissandro will serenade Ropetackle at 8pm.

Decosta Boyce and his full band are making an appearance at Bar Forty Two on 3 November. All jazzy soul lovers, you know where to go. Be sure to come by Bar Forty Two on Halloween 31 October for some good music from Prescription Happiness with Support. Come get involved, see some amazing gigs and enjoy what the Worthing area has to offer! n

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Fri 2 Nov Monuments w/ support from Vola, Kadinja + Atlas at Bar Forty Two. 7pm. £15. Metal The Drifters. Pavilion Theatre. 7.30pm Acoustic Roots Evening w/ Emily Barden, Claire Booth, Chris Eaton, Alexandra Urquhart. Cellar Arts Club. 8pm. £5 nonmembers. Roots Roadworks. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Blues

Sat 3 Nov Decosta Boyce Full Band w/ support from Lisa Lo. Bar Forty Two. 7.30pm, £8.

Sun 4 Nov Jazz Breakfast w/ Mike Hatchard. Ropetackle (Shm). 11am. £11. Jazz Glissando Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £15. Harp Ensemble Shauna Parker & the Saloon Bar Band. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 4pm.Country

Wed 7 Nov Wishbone Ash at Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm, £22 – British Rock Rude Mechanicals Duke of Wellington (Shm). (Weds) 8.30 Folk

Thurs 8 Nov Aynsley Lister. Worthing Pier’s Southern Pavilion. 6.45pm James Heather in Concert in the Round. St. Pauls. 7.30, £5 Moore Moss Rutter. Ropetackle (Shm). 7pm, £14 - Folk

Fri 9 Nov

Monica Vasconcelos: The Sao Paulo Tapes. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £15

Nothing is the Same EP Launch w support Lisa Lo. Bar Forty Two. 7pm

The Bushman Brothers. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Classic rock

Los Pacaminos featuring Paul Young. Worthing Pier’s Southern Pavilion. 8pm KXB Band Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm – Rock punk classics

LISTINGS - MUSIC CONTINUED Readers are advised to check event listing info in case of change. Please mention Here & Now when booking or attending events. To list your event FREE! email music@hereandnowmag.co.uk or go to hereandnowmag.co.uk Sat 10 Nov

Wed 21 Nov

Icarus Falls w/ support from Al B, Damned + Blackfeather. Bar Forty Two. 8pm, FREE

Daoiri Farrell. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm, £13

Lindisfarne. Ropetackle (Shm). 7pm. 70s Folk Rock Fantasy Light Party (Worthing Wormhole). St Pauls. 7pm. £6

Thurs 22 Nov DJ Jazz Man. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 8.30

Fri 23 Nov

Jazz Session Duke of Wellington (Shm). 3pm Jazz

Clare Teal Due. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £24

Barnstormer Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm

Bagge of Nuts. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Covers

Sun 11 Nov

Sat 24 Nov

Rough Chowder Duke of Wellington (Shm). 4pm

Music from Stage & Screen. Worthing Voices & The Anniversary Orchestra. Woodlands Centre, Rustington. 7-9pm. (donation charity – info call 07957 550420) FREE. Funk, Soul, Hip Hop.

Tues 13 Nov Nimmo Brothers w/ support from Sari Schorr Trio. Ropetackle (Shm). 7pm. £17.50 Blues

Thurs 15 Nov The Wellington Wailers Duke of Wellington (Shm). 8.30pm. Sea shanty

2 Turntables & A Microphone. Get it Together DJs. Bar Next Door. 8pm2am. FREE The Dumb Waiters. Broadwater Working Mens Club

Fri 16 Nov

Terry Carvey. Charles Dickens Pub. 8pm. b- Soul

Winter’s Edge w/ support from Fairytale at Bar Forty Two. 7.30pm. FREE

Kokomo. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £21/£19

Maid to Measure. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Blues

Jazz Session. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Jazz The Meow Meows. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Ska soul

Sat 17 Nov Djelibabis w support from Ruairi Bisset + DJs. Cellar Arts Club. 7.30, £5 non-mem. Acoustic Punk Minimo Winter Opening. Tangerine Bar. 5pm, electronic Geno Washington & The Ram Jam Band. Worthing Pier’s Southern Pavilion. 6.45pm Debaser 3. Bar Forty Two. 9pm Delta Ladies Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Blues roots The Alice Band. Hare & Hounds. 9pm.

Sun 18 Nov WKNJ, VacarmLeRouge, RainMen, OrangeBomb, BlackBullets, LeaveItBlank. Bar Forty Two. 5pm. Punk Ruby and the Acoustic Stone. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 4pm. Soulful blues

Sun 25 Nov Lee Pryor. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 4pm. Classic rock

Mon 26 Nov Blazin’ Fiddles. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm, £17. Folk

Tues 27 Nov LAU w/ Melting Vinyl. Ropetackle (Shm). 7.30pm. £25. Folk

Wed 28 Nov The Little Unsaid. Ropetackle (Shm). 7.30pm

Thurs 29 Nov Catrin Finch & Seckou Keita. St Pauls. 8pm. £20 Katrina (from Katrina & the waves). Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £17/15 CONTINUES ON PAGE 32

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WE’RE LISTED! Find these music events listed in this issue and online at hereandnowmag.co.uk List your music event FREE next month!

Fri 30 Nov

Sun 2 Dec

Martin Taylor & Martin Simpson. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £15

Jazz Breakfast w Mike Hatchard. Ropetackle (Shm). 11am. £11. Jazz

Union 90s night. Cellar Arts Club. 7.30pm. 90s

Richard Durrant’s Candlelit Christmas Concert w/ support. Ropetackle (Shm). 7pm

Abba music night with Chiquitita. 8pm. £10. Venue & info - Linda 07896184455 fundraise St Barnabas The Lee Harvey Oswalds. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Punk/New wave covers

17 Nov

Sat 1 Dec

Djelibabis

24 Nov 2 Turntables and a Microphone

STUFF THAT MATTERS

24 Nov Music from stage and screen

Caspar Gomez Presents Synthesize Me (see ad). 7.30pm-midnight. St Paul’s. FREE The Cureheads. Bar Forty Two. 9pm. £9.90. Tribute

Kast Off Kinks. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm. £19/17 Rooster Tail. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 8.30pm. Rock classics

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Taylor Maid. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 4pm. Jazz

Tues 4 Dec Kate’s Kitchen Band: Christmas Ceilidh. Ropetackle (Shm). 8pm, £12

Fri 7 Dec The Golgis w/ support from Joe Bunn. Cellar Arts Club. 8.30, £2 non-mem

Dixie Blues. Charles Dickens. 1st+3rd Tues/month 8pm South Downs Folk Singers. Ye Old House at Home. 1st Wed/month. 7:30pm Open Stage. Bar Next Door. Wed. 8pm. Open Mic w/ Karl. Piston Broke (Shm). Wed. 8.30pm Jazz. Charles Dickens. E/other Wed. 8pm Beach House Music Club w/ guest musicians. 1st Thurs/month. 8pm Open Mic. Tangerine Bar. E/other Thurs. 8pm

Micky Hart & the Hart Breakers. Duke of Wellington (Shm). 9pm. Classic Rock

Karoake. The Warwick. Thurs. 9pm

REGULAR EVENT LISTINGS

Open Mic w/ Bustin’ A Groove. Crown & Anchor (Shm). Thurs. 8pm

Djs at Coast Thurs - Sun Open Mic w/ Bustin’ A Groove at the Thomas A Becket. E/other Tue. 8pm Secret Shore Shanty Singers at Ye Old House at Home. Last Tue/ month 7.30pm

Karaoke. Charles Dickens. Thurs. 8pm

Madi Laine w/ Chris Simmons. Beach House. Last Sun/month.8pm South Coast Blues Jam. Charles Dickens. 3rd+4th Sun/month. 2pm

LISTINGS - MUSIC CONTINUED

International Interview Concert: Rhythmie Wong, Dancing Fires & Fragrances Sunday 18 November, 4pm, St Paul’s

Mystery Music Spot… Surround Seating… Ask A Question… Worthing’s unique International Interview Concerts are marvellous music from exceptional artistes, enhanced by conversation creating a shared, inclusive experience. RHYTHMIE WONG’S ‘DANCING FIRES AND FRAGRANCES’ comes to St Paul’s on Sunday 18 November with vivid, evocative Spanish, French, Russian and Austro-Hungarian music – plus secret surprises, some Chinese. ‘The Firebird’ fairy tale, tumultuous ‘La Valse’, sensuous ‘Iberia’, ‘The Maiden and TheNightingale’, Haydn’s mercurial fun. Tickets from seetickets.com or St Paul’s cafe counter, adults £12, concessions include £1 for Under-19s. See Facebook.

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THE MISSION - GIGS FOR KIDS

Here & Now meets Shoreham Allstars’ Dave O’Connell It’s 10 years since bass player, guitarist, songwriter and tutor Dave O’Connell started Shoreham Allstars. It’s quite likely if you’re a resident of this part of Sussex, that you’ve come across some of this collective of young musicians and bands from as young as 6 up to 18.

Building Our Music Community with Young People Allstars is a local gem - how do we keep it growing? “Come and support us. Come to gigs! I’d like more young adult musicians come and get involved in the mentoring. It’s so satisfying to see how making music actually changes kids’ lives, and I want to be able to pass this amazing thing on to the next generation. “And videographers! Come and create videos of the amazing music our kids make! Bring your phone if you don’t have a flash video camera, and learn to edit online!”

Building Music Careers, but Building Community Too

In ten years, some young musicians have grown up through Allstars, gone on to College (often our own Northbrook MET) and become full time musicians: Drummer Gabi King began as an Allstar in S’koolFest favourite Demelza’s Tea Party, but last year played Coachella and Lollapalooza with Declan Mckenna.

“Playing music in groups also gives kids positive musical memories. We contribute to experiences that make life more liveable for young people. It may have been a hard week at school, but at the weekend you’ve got a gig in a pub, you’re 10, and you even get a free glass of fizzy pop!”

SHOREHAM ALLSTARS WITH FATBOY SLIM

Anniversary Celebrations

ALLSTARS STARTED IN 2008, when Dave, who had some regular guitar students, was approached by Shoreham’s Beach Dreams Festival to put on a fundraiser to help finance the festival, so he booked the Ropetackle Centre. “We hoped to sell a few tickets, but

when half of Shoreham turned up on the night, I thought there’s something in this.”

Young People? Enjoying themselves?

To parents of aspiring rockstars still on their first set of teeth, an age range of 6 to 18 sounds like it might be challenging for the smaller ones, but Dave immediately points out their latest addition, “a drummer called Mason, who is just 6, and is an absolute powerhouse”.

What about persuading real music venues, which are usually pubs, to take on young bands?

“What we found out, was that if you went to a venue and told the manager, ‘I have a band of 8 year olds called Chocolate Guftychumps, who would play a song they wrote called ‘Cats From The Future’, you might have a job to get a gig, but if you went in with a promise of 10 bands, plus their mums, dads and friends, the landlord would say ‘Yes, please!’ and by the way, that really is one of our bands, and also the title of one of their own songs!”

Fast forward to the present and the ten year celebrations culminate in a packed weekend of gigs: Shoreham Academy’s Main Hall on 6pm-9pm Friday 14 December, The Duke of Wellington, Shoreham Saturday 15th, 3pm-6pm, culminating in a Sunday 16th, 3pm-6pm gig at the Brunswick in Hove. “There are now 30 bands in AllStars”, says Dave, “and there’ll be 10 bands on average each gig.”

Mixing It Up, Making Something New

“We want our Allstars to write their own songs, it’s really important they realise that what they create now actually has value. Songs they write this year- aged only 12 will still exist and have worth in 20 years time; they will own and maybe still even be playing them! What else can you do that retains or even grows in value and stays uniquely yours?” To show how this works, Allstars has the Original AllStars Archive up on Soundcloud. com which contains every song written since 2009, including Cody from High Tyde’s first ever song. Dave says “It still sounds great.” n

Mike Pailthorpe Mike runs S’koolFest, and the Foundation Degrees in Music at Northbrook MET. @mikepailthorpe @skoolfest @Musicnorthbrook

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LISTINGS - GENERAL

Stuff to Do

Readers are advised to check event listing info in case of change. Please mention Here & Now when booking or attending events. Want to see your event here? Get it on here! hereandnowmag.co.uk Check websites for updated info.

OCTOBER

Sat 27 Oct

Mon 22 - Fri 26 Oct

Halloween Party. 7pm. The Libertine Social. FREE

Halloween at Ferring Country Centre. 10-4pm. £3.50, under 2’s FREE.

Fri 26 + Sat 27 Oct Worthing Beer Festival. Tickets worthingtheatres.co.uk Assembly Hall £5.50/6.50 Halloween Monster Mash. 8pm-1am. With Instant Mash DJs. Coast Cafe. FREE Halloween Party. 2-4pm or 5.307.30pm. Creepy crypt. Field Place Manor House. £6.50 01903 446401 Halloween Fun. 2.30-4pm (£8 age3-8) / 5-6.30pm (£6 age 8-13) tickets boogiebouncers. co.uk/halloween-2018 Worthing High School

Fri 26 Oct - Fri 9 Nov By Sinatra Design Exhibition left-handed paintings of the human form. Train Of Thought Gallery

Halloween Party. 8pm-12. Fancy Dress comp/ live music. Thomas A Beckett Pub. FREE entry Halloween Kids Party. 12-2pm. Family Fun. Henty Arms Ferring. FREE entry

Mon 29 Oct What The Dickens Singing Group. 7.30-9.30pm. Charles Dickens Pub. £5

Craft Fair. 10am-5pm. Charity, Anya’s Wish. English Martyrs. Email anyaswish@gmail.com Day Of The Dead Masquerade. 8pm-1am. Halloween Party. Best dressed comp. St Paul’s. FREE entry Halloween Craft Morning. 10-11.45am. Under 13s £2. St Symphorians Church Hall. Children’s Halloween Disco. 3-5pm (age 3 - 10) £2 book 01903 763344 New Sussex Hotel Lancing Halloween Party. 7.30pm12. Tickets billetto. co.uk £10 Adults inc buffet. The Park View Durrington

Sun 28 Oct Spooky Sunday Funday. 11-3. Children’s Fancy Dress Comp/activities. Miss Molly’s Milkshakes. Noisferatu Box Set Release Launch Party. Live Music. 4pm til late. Bar 42. Free entry

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Indoor Car Boot Sale. 10am. The Charmandean. £10 table. Book 01903 239349.

Halloween Party and Pumpkin Carving. 123pm. Book - limited FREE pumpkins. Thomas A Beckett Pub 01903 266643

Worthing Spooky Tours. (to 3 Nov) Eerie stories, places and people. Book allinclusivehistory.org

Kid’s Halloween Party. 4-6pm. The Vine, Tarring. £5/child. Book 01903 201121

Wed 31 Oct Open Mic Fright Night. 7.30-midnight. Fancy Dress. Finch Bar and Eatery Warwick St Beach Green Fireworks. 8.30pm. Beach Green Lancing (donations to St Barnabas) FREE Kid’s Halloween Party. 4.30-7.30pm. Tickets billetto.co.uk £5 inc pumpkin carving. The Park View Durrington C ON T I N U E S ON PAG E 3 8

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Halloween Slime and Disco. 5-6.45pm. Ages 5+. Book 01903 532 818. Art-Ful, Rowlands Road. £12 Gaming Retro-Bution. 7-11pm Gaming Night. The Libertine Social Worthing Blue Plaques: Food for Thought. Hear about the work in preserving many notable buildings in our town and bestowing blue plaques on those where worthy individuals resided. Some may come as a surprise! Indigo lunch, 1pm. £18.75.

Christmas Craft Fair FREE ENTRY!

The Barn, English Martyrs Church Goring Way, Worthing BN12 4UH

Saturday 3 November 2018 10.30am to 3.30pm Large range of home made crafts, including: F CHRISTMAS GIFTS F VINTAGE ITEMS F F GIFTS & CARDS FOR YOU TO MAKE F F FABRIC & PATTERNS F SEWING BOOKS F F HANDMADE CARDS F KNITTED DOLLS & TOYS F F CROCHET F DOLLS F KNITTED BABY CLOTHES F F CUSHIONS F CRAFT MATERIALS F F BEADED JEWELLERY & GIFTS F F VARIETY OF KITS & CHARTS F F NEEDLEWORK ACCESSORIES F F FRAMED CROSS STITCH PICTURES F

Info at www.cbkdesigns.co.uk or call 01903 501462

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Christmas Craft Fair. 10.30am – 3.30pm. The Barn, English Martyrs Church, Goring Way. Large range of crafts. Info at cbkdesigns.co.uk or call 01903 501462

Sun 4 Nov Craft + Gift Fair. 11-3pm. The Barn/ Pavilion Field Place. PSFairs@hotmail. com Worthing Lions Charity Market. 104pm. with a funfair on Worthing Prom (Worthing Lions)

NOVEMBER

Mon 5 Nov

Thurs 1 Nov

Worthing Lions Fireworks. 7.30pm Worthing Pier. Funfair from 2pm on the prom and in Montague Place.

Chatsmore Firework Display. 6-10pm. Tickets Wisepay. £3.50/£2.50 or from Chatsmore School All Hallows Day Bash. 8pm-1am. THee Bald Knobbers. Coast Cafe FREE entry

Fri 2 Nov 85th Anniversary Party at Shoreham Airport complete with a 1930’s theme. Three course meal, live jazz, welcome cocktail. £55 (tables of 4-8 avail). Fireworks Display and Party. Food/ Bar/Fair-Tickets info 01903 784706 Worthing Rugby Club.

Sat 3 Nov – Sun 4 Nov Angmering Model Railway Show and Rides. 10am -5pm. £6/£2.50. wsng. co.uk. The Angmering School

Sat 3 Nov Firework Display + live music. 6pm. TMG Social Club. info 01903 200752 Sci-Fi at Miss Molly’s. 10-5. Cosplay. Miss Molly’s Milkshakes - Guildbourne Centre. The Black Pearl’s Halloween Voyage. 7-11. Ghost Pirate Ship theme. £5 entry only if no costume. Worthing Scope. Tickets Brooksteed Alehouse Christmas Fair. 10am-4pm. Handmade crafts. Hosted by The Rowland Singers. St Mary’s Church. Info beth.dunkley@ hotmail.co.uk

Opening of the Field of Remembrance at the Worthing War Memorial, outside Worthing Town hall. 11am.

Thurs 8 Nov Worthing Area Actors + Creatives Meet-Up. 7.30-11.30pm. Members free/£2 guest/£1 Std. Cellar Arts Club

Sat 10 Nov Fireworks Fantasia. Gates 5.30pm. Bonfire, Fire reathers, Fireworks, Music, BBQ, Guy Comp. Adv ticket Adults £4 / Child £2 / Toddlers FREE. Gate £5 /£3. findonvillagefireworks.eventbrite.com Steyning Fireworks 4-7pm w Fire Performers. Tickets St Andrews CofE Primary 01903 813420 Shooting Field Worthing Wormhole Comic Con. 10am-5pm. Tickets worthingwormhole@gmail.com. The Assembly Hall. Fantasy Light Party. 7-midnight. Fancy Dress. Tickets worthingwormhole@ gmail.com. St Paul’s Worthing

Christmas Craft Fair. 10-4. fundraising Alzheimer’s Society, Goring Methodist Church

Sun 11 Nov

Wed 14 Nov Open Evening Event. 5-7pm. gbmc. ac.uk/open-events. Northbrook Met College Worthing

Remembrance Service Events Adur: Shoreham. 9.30am assemble Community Centre, Pond Rd. 9.45am march via Western Rd and Brunswick Rd to Church of St Mary de Haura. 10am service. 11am Wreath laying ceremony. / Southwick 10.30am Parade leaves Southwick Square car park, 11am Service Southwick Green War Memorial. / Lancing: 2.45pm Wreath laying at War Memorial, South St., 3pm Service at St Michael and All Angels Church followed by parade. / Sompting: 11am Service St Mary’s, followed by parade to war memorial in Church lane with 2 mins silence.

Thurs 15 Nov

Remembrance Service & March Past.11am Worthing War Memorial, outside Town Hall. 11.30am Laying of wreaths and March Past in front of Town Hall. See Adur & Worthing Council website for info.

Thurs 22 Nov

Battles Over: A Nation’s Tribute. Worthing WW1 Beacons of Light. 6.45-7.30pm. Worthing will light up a beacon in tribute. Worthing seafront next to Pier / Pavilion Café Bar.

The Speakeasy Conversation Club. 7.30pm. 3 guests speakers. Cellar Arts Club. £2/£4 non-mem, wegottickets. com

Sat 17 Nov to Feb Worthing Ice Rink. Fully covered ice rink is back in town. Steyne Gardens.

Sat 17 Nov Christmas Fayre. 11am-2pm. Fun + festivities. 50p/child free. Goring Methodist Church Horse racing fun night. 7-9pm. Goring Methodist Church Hall, Bury Drive. Jacky 01903 238792 oddfellows.co.uk FREE

Sat 24 Nov My Dear Miss Terry. 3pm + 8pm. Celebration of Love letters between George Bernard Shaw + Dame Ellen Terry. £10/12 Cellar Arts Club CONTINUES ONPAGE 40

WORTHING ICE RINK IS GIVING AWAY 2 PAIRS OF TICKETS TO SKATE! Get your skates on and glide around Worthing’s stunning ice skating rink. To have a skating chance of winning a pair of tickets, just answer this question: Where will Puddles & Pebbles the Ice rink penguins be returning from next month in November? Simply visit hereandnowmag.co.uk and click on Win to enter! Or post to Here & Now (Ice rink) PO BOX 5012 Worthing BN11 9BW. Closes 19 Nov, winners selected at random and notified by email/ phone by 20 Nov. One entry per person.

Worthing Ice Rink is a fully covered real ice rink, lessons available, Puddles, Pebbles and their family will assist younger skaters, enjoy the café, book Birthday & Christmas parties. tickets & more info www.worthingicerink.com

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LISTINGS - GENERAL CONTINUED Quiz Night. 7pm. River of Life Church £8.50 inc a Ploughmans. Charity WCHP. Tickets WCHP charity shop or 01903 680740 - ext 252 Sea Of Lights Parade. 4pm (12-3pm Lantern Making, Parish Hall) Parade from Monks Rec Lancing info-www. seaoflights.co.uk Christmas Craft Fayre. 10.30am-3pm. Worthing High School. FREE entry

Fri 30 Nov

Tue 4 Dec

Sun 9 Dec

Fashion Show. Enjoy a glass of prosecco on arrival and view some of the unique items that the shop has to offer for just £5 a ticket. Raffle tickets on sale Guild Care shops.

Worthing Photography Group. 6.309.30pm. Have camera/looking to improve skills. Join the group first Tue every month. Durrington Community Centre. £4

Train Rides. 2-5pm. Father Christmas will be here! Worthing & District Society of Model Engineers. 50p a ride. Field Place Manor House.

DECEMBER Sat 1 Dec

Sat 24 Nov - Sun 25 Nov

Care for Veterans Christmas Bazaar. 1.30-4pm. Fab family entertainment plus market stalls, mulled wine, food, choir, Santa’s grotto. And sale of real Christmas trees! Gifford House, Boundary Rd. Entry by donation.

Craft Fayre. 9-4. Guildbourne Centre, Worthing.

Southwick Christmas Market. Meet Father Christmas at the Christmas Fair.

Thurs 29 Nov

Sun 2 Dec

‘Call My Bluff’ Wine Tasting Guild Care event. Cissbury Barns. Put your skills to the test. Inc. shepherd’s pie and dessert. 01903 528613, or email fundraising@ guildcare.org £26pp.

So This Is Christmas Craft Fair in aid of St Barnabas House. 10.30am – 4.30pm. 70 stalls with local makers and designers selling festive creations. St Barnabas stalls and raffle, cafe and home baked cakes and treats, face painting and lots of magical extras to explore. Ghostbusters, West Sussex Rock Choir and Santa himself. Suggested donation on entry 50p. Charmandean Centre.

Cancerwise Charity Day. 104. Live music/entertainment. Fundraiser Cancerwise. Miss Molly’s Milkshakes

Christmas Market. 6-9pm. Handmade gifts. Coast Cafe

Fri 7 Dec Light Up Shoreham Christmas Market + Family Festive Fun. 3.30-8.30pm.

Sat 8 Dec Guild Care’s Christmas Fayre. St Paul’s. Christmas gifts and decorations, visit Santa.

Sat 8 -Sun 9 Dec Winter Wonderland. 9am 5.30pm. Tickets £12.95 child. Adults FREE. Book 01903 446401 Field Place Manor House Winter Christmas Festival. 9-4.30. Market and entertainment all day. Worthing Town Centre. Christmas Craft Fair. 9-4. New to Worthing. Guildbourne Centre, Worthing.

Christmas Fayre. 10-4. Santa + activities all day long. Ferring Country Centre

SUPERSTAR ARTS RECOMMENDS! Creative projects for people with learning disabilities. Support Superstar Arts by attending: Mon & Tue Quiz Nights at The Corner House & Beach House.

15 Nov + 6 Dec Superstar Arts at West Worthing Baptist Church, Handmade sale of their ‘special stuff’ (cards, notepads, cushions, ceramics and lots more gifts).

Please see additional listings: P8+9 EXHIBITIONS, P11+13 TALKS, P13+17+21 ALL SORTS!, P23 BUSINESS

who practise at St Botolph’s Church, are thrilled to be finalists in the BBC Songs of Praise Gospel Choir of the Year 2018.

SPRING INTO SOUL

SIS ARE A WORTHING BASED, COMMUNITY CHOIR who formed in 2006

PHOTO: CHRIS BIRD WWW.CHRISBIRDPHOTOGRAPHER.COM

and are led by talented and inspirational Musical Director Siggi Mwasote. Please tune in and support us! BBC One 18 & 25 Nov 2018

SPRING INTO SOUL

COMMUNITY GOSPEL CHOIR W W W. S P R I N G I N T O S O U L . C O . U K

Come and hear the choir! Spring into Soul are at St Paul’s Worthing Sat 2 Feb 2019 TICKETS www.seetickets.com PROFITS go to Chestnut Tree House Children’s Hospice

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WORTHING LIONS CLUB

Firework Display November 5th WORTHING LIONS CLUB FIREWORK DISPLAY

5th Year!

This year we are pleased to have the support of the Worthing Town Centre Initiative who are sponsoring the cost of our firework display. This is a free and safe family event – come along and join in the fun!

We will shortly be approaching one of our main events, which is the Christmas street runs and Santa’s grotto in the town during December. A large part of our funds are raised during this time and enables us to help some families have a better Christmas. Our shop is also a very large part of our fund raising. Situated in George V Avenue, we run a friendly charity shop, recycling bric-a-brac, clothes, books etc. Come and see us and learn more about the work we do or visit our website www.www. worthinglions.co.uk or FB Worthing Lions where our events are listed. n

THERE WILL BE A JOINT CHARITY and commercial MARKET on the prom west of the lido on Sunday 4 November from 10am – 4pm. COLES FUNFAIR will operate on Sunday 4 November and Monday 5 November. The fireworks will start at 7.30pm. There will also be street entertainers performing. We will be holding a bucket collection to raise much needed funds. Worthing Lions Club raises funds from various events throughout the year – we would like to thank the public and our sponsors for their kind generosity. The money raised goes mainly to local good causes.

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5D 3A

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4A 5A 3A

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Scan and email to competition@hereandnowmag.co.uk To be entered, ‘November Crossword’ must be in the subject header. Or send with your contact details to: November Crossword, Here & Now, PO Box 5012 Worthing BN11 9BW. Closing date: Monday 19 November 2018. Winner selected at random and notified by email or phone by Tuesday 20 November. Give it a go and good luck! Hamper delivered free within 5 miles of Ferring. Collection from Ferring required if outside of area.

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CLUES ACROSS 1. Explosive sausages for 5th? (7) 2. Gemstone for this month (5) 3. Latin for ‘nine’; first part of this month (5) 4. One of this month’s signs of the zodiac (7) 5. See 7A (6) 6. A good time (3) 7. & 5A If your partner is a 4A, there’s _ _ _ _ _ / _ dull _ _ _ _ _ _ , apparently! (5,1, …. 6) 8. 4D Plot conspirator’s Italianised first name (5) 9. Thick white layer inside citrus fruit (4) 10. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Lipman joins Corrie (7) 11. Hazard or peril! Be careful on 7D Night! (6) CLUES ACROSS 1. Vesuvius is one. Mini versions erupt on 7D Night (7) 2. Roll one out in Lewes on 7D Night (6) 3. Abbreviation for bullets, shells etc (4) 4. Chinese invention, essential for 7D Night (9)

5. Tiny, black fragments of soot in the air after 7D Night (5) 6. Wind can change direction, be careful on 7D Night(4) 7. Big pile of wood set alight (7) 8. Thick white layer of moisture, hard to see through (3) 9. A ‘spoiler’ reveals this (6) 10. Sagittarius is portrayed as a member of a famous radio soap (6) 11. Type of candle burnt on 7D Night (5)

OCTOBER ANSWERS ACROSS

DOWN

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1. (INTERNATIONAL) WALK TO SCHOOL (MONTH) 2. SLAB 3. JEFF 4. PUMPKIN 5. KATE 6. REGROW 7. OPAL 8. DIRNDL 9. FALL 10. RUT 11. FIR 12. KIT

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THE WORTHING BYPASS

ILLUSTRATION: JOE BUNN

This Column will Not Earn a Royal Warrant “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex visit the county for the first time and the first place they visit is Bognor. Really?” IT’S A LINE STRAIGHT OUT of the Ubiquitous Hack Playbook, under the chapter heading ‘Why Bognor doesn’t deserve Regis’, just after the dark monologue labelled ‘Arundel folklore: myths, legends and weird happenings after dark’ with the sub heading ‘But it still beats Bognor’. Alas, it was not me, I’m even less witty in real life than in print. The accolade goes to a gentlemen across the aisle on the train talking to his female companion, chuckling over the Metro preview. “Then they’re off to Chi, that’s more understandable,” he pondered, knowing it’s unwise to condemn Chichester out loud in these fragile times. In all fairness, of which I have none, I have thus far refrained from mocking Chichester in the forlorn hope that if I don’t talk about it you’ll forget it exists, a bit like Piers Morgan. In hindsight posh Chi was a shoo-in for a maiden royal visit; there’d have been tantrums in the tea rooms had they missed out on their birth right. We humble folk have to settle for Giles Brandreth and Michael Portillo, which just seems wrong/inhuman. “They’d have been better off being named after the Lake District,” sniggers my muse, missing the point so widely that I began to seriously consider commissioning him to cover the Worthing Bypass during high days and holidays, which I am yet to take for fear I’ll be replaced forever by that permanent standby advert for garden sheds. “That just doesn’t work, logically or humorously,” I respond, fortunately not out loud on this occasion. For a start, northerners would call them the Duke and Duchess of t’ Lake District and if you start naming the gentry after National Trust sites and the like you’ll end up with Princess Beatrice as Duchess of the South Downs Way, which sounds like a half-baked country music song. It’s also the name of a new drag queen venue in Amberley. Any ways up, in spite of choosing to bypass the best of Sussex I’m ambivalent towards our absent landlords, as I am to the rest of the crew. I just can’t muster the enthusiasm or energy either way,

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unless I’m confronted by one in which case I’m unfailingly polite just in case bad manners is still a treasonable offence, which it should be. That happened when I bumped into the Queen Mother after a press junket for a forgetful new tech launch that didn’t turn out to be the next Google, or anything else for that matter, at the Savoy Hotel. I had slipped off early and headed towards the back exit on the Embankment, only to be confronted by the classic Rolls Royce and tourists frantically waving tiny plastic Union Flags, which could only mean one thing: inconvenience. I headed back inside at a trot knowing full well I’d be wrestled to the ground if the royal protection officers caught a whiff of my breath. Making my way through the luminous corridors of the Savoy I was struck by how many serving staff were lined up, heads bowed, until I ran smack bang into an instantly recognisable little old lady, which could only me one thing: more inconvenience. With a grace and eloquence that would have befitted Anton du Bece, I pivoted left, leaned back against the wall as if alcohol gaveth me poise rather than taketh away, and hung my head as low as a puppy that had just pooped on the bed, letting her Majesty totter past so that, like Chi in winter, I didn’t exist. Job done. I imagine Bognor felt similarly after their royal visit; Chichester would have patted down the hem of her skirt, muttered a few words of self-adulation and moved on to the next celebrity visitor; Brighton would have been too half-cut to notice; Worthing, one feels, is best left alone. We have something that, unlike our respective bypasses, cannot be given or taken away. I refer, of course, to gravitas: the royals could learn a thing or two from us you know. Right, I’m off to update the UH Playbook. Next chapter ‘Amberley: overrated or just plain up itself?’ n

The Ubiquitous Hack CBE

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