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Hey Underlings, Try to think how you would feel if
Just letting you know before you plan my mishloach manos that
you were stereotyped. (Hey, your
this year I’ve gone green. I’m
Borsalino is a little too tilted to the left.) Also, please make sure to
like totally, you know, into the
provide a safe space where people
whole global warming thing.
who are insulted by your costumes
So, I am vegan, cage-free, glu-
could cry. The truth is, it’s best not to
ten-free, straw-free, dairy-free, fun-free, and
dress up at all because it’s insensitive of
brain-free. Also, please don’t send me anything that has any plastic or other particles that will burn a
you not to be as miserable as the PC police. But if
hole in the ozone. As it is, we only have 12 years left
you are inclined to dress up – share your pictures.
until the heat turns us all into sunny-side ups. Seri-
Be bold! Don’t let them intimidate you! Your fellow
ously, just think about how hot it was this winter in
underlings want to see how you dressed up. So,
New York!
send your pictures of you dressed up in your Pu-
Now, let’s talk about dressing up. You should all try to be sensitive with your costumes. I notice a lot of stereotyping of pirates, Thing #1 and Thing #2, Wizard of Oz, Waldo and, of course, Spider Man. Remember, Buggs Bunny has feelings, too!
rim finest to editor@fivetownsjewishhome.com. In the Subject line write: Purim Pics.
Have a Happy Purim!! Centerfold Commissioner forever
(yes, that’s my signature...impeccable penmanship!)
You Gotta Be Kidding Me ! A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good, either. On his third visit, the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing, he was to throw open window. “But doc,” protested the patient, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.” “I know,” said his physician. “And I know how to cure pneumonia.”
