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Homonym...Homonym...Homonym Homonyms are words with the same pronunciation or spelling but different meanings. The blanks in the following sentences can be filled in with three different homonyms to make valid sentences. The dashes indicate the number of letters in the words. Can you fill in the blanks? 1. The cut on his _ _ _ _ won’t _ _ _ _ in time for the race,
4. A bloodthirsty pirate will wander the SEAS and essentially SEIZE everything he SEES.
_ _ _ _ _ _ himself up on the bed and _ _ _ _ _ _ his eyes out. 3. I couldn’t _ _ _ _ _ any of the _ _ _ _ _ _ in the flower shop, because for some strange reason I had 50 _ _ _ _ _ crammed up my nose.
2. The man was so upset about being BALD that he regularly BALLED himself up on the bed and BAWLED his eyes out.
2. The man was so upset about being _ _ _ _ that he regularly
3. I couldn’t SENSE any of the SCENTS in the flower shop, because for some strange reason I had 50 CENTS crammed up my nose.
so _ _’ _ _ have to drop out.
1. The cut on his HEEL won’t HEAL in time for the race, so HE’LL have to drop out.
_ _ _ _ _ everything he _ _ _ _.
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4. A bloodthirsty pirate will wander the _ _ _ _ and essentially
You Gotta Be Kidding! Maurice, who has all the money and mundane accomplishments there are to achieve, is about to embark on a solo sailing voyage around the globe. This is a risky voyage, but he is ready to take on the windy seas and high waters. Before departing, he gets his affairs in order and draws out a lengthy will. He tells his best friend, Sammy, “If I’m not back in two years, I want you to have the contents of my treasured safe. Here is the key.” Sammy solemnly takes the key and bows.
Maurice sets sail, when almost immediately a massive wind and tornado erupt. He is fortunate to get out of the sea alive and trudges home. His family is shocked that he survived and can’t contain their tears of joy. Although he just departed several hours ago, they were certain that he could not have survived the gusty storm. His best friend, Sammy, is also in tears. Sammy turns to him and says, “Maurice, wrong key.”
