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SUPERHERO SENSATION Costumed heroes at Churchill Square

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Thrills & spills Join in all the fun of Brighton Festival 2014 – a feast of arts and entertainment for all this May

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Online now: Breaking news, sport, giveaways, celebrity interviews, what’s on listings and the Latest Brighton Download Chart.

06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Headlines with Frank le Duc and Tim Ridgway 08 Brighton Writes Andrew J Bullock on MIC; Mark Brailsford on Albion 09 Guy Lloyd / Jade Hylton Guy presents his TV teeth; Jade meets MC Trooper 33 Bare Cheek Brighton bus names explained & Hove factually

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Latest TV meets business talent A budding entrepreneur, Natalie Evans, has scooped £50,000 of support towards developing her business idea thanks to Young Start-Up Talent.The project is a social enterprise that inspires 16-25 year olds to start their first business.Over the course of nine months, hundreds from across the region pitched their ideas to professionals in the hope of winning the prize. After being whittled down, the finalists were then subjected to a Dragon’s Den style grilling before the winner was announced at a special event at Brighton Racecourse. After much discussion, it was deemed that all five finalists were worthy winners – as their business models were all feasible in the real world. For more details on the project visit www.youngstartuptalent.co.uk. Watch it now at www.thelatest.tv

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34 Kay Town Andrew cooks nuns on velocipedes 34 Competitions Cracking the Fringe; tickets to Moscos State Circus

LIFESTYLE 05 Latest People Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival 10 Churchill Square POW! Super Heroes have landed at Churchill Square 11 Brighton Festival Special 11 page guide to May’s Brighton Festival 22 Artists Open Houses Delights to discover in May’s AOH festival 25 Celeb City Urban Art Fest; Miranda Hart hits the clubs & more 26 Latest Style Rhatia Renee brings us edgy Spring fashion

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26 WAVE Your regular guide to health & beauty in the city and interview with Patricia Field 31 Hotlist Restaurants, cafés and takeaways

WHAT’S ON 21 Latest TV Wakeboarding with athlete Iwan Thomas

PARTY IN BRIGHTON

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Fringe: Tribal Remix Hafla & Chaos Carousel As part of the Tribal Remix festival, this student hafla will showcase some up and coming talent from all over Europe (second show only £7) Sunday, May 4th, 2014, 7.30/9.30pm, £11/£7

26 Brighton After Dark Grace Clarke on the week’s best gigs

37 Interview Andrew Kay talks to Hofesh Shechter, Brighton Festival’s guest curator

IN BRIGHTON

Nights at the Music Hall Set in a fantastical Brighton ‘Nights at The Music Hall’ invites the audience to the final performance of a once thriving theatre. Saturday, May 3rd, 2014, 11pm, £11 (£9 conc) Latest Group

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36 Reviews; Booking now; Music Chart & Clubs Marilyn Monroe portrayed at the Connaught

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This week’s headlines from across the city

PUB-LIC SUPPORT Community campaigners have smashed a petition target as they look to save a historic Victorian Brighton pub from being turned into flats. The Rose Hill Tavern in Rose Hill Terrace, off London Road, Brighton, has been used as a place for locals to congregate for more than 140 years. But, after owner Enterprise Inns revealed it was looking to sell the premises, the community pulled together in an effort to register the historic pub as a community asset. In about a week, it attracted more than five times the number required to apply to Brighton and Hove City Council for the special status.

“The community pulled together to register the historic pub as a community asset” If successful, it would be the first pub in the city to be registered as a community asset – meaning any sale would be held up for six months giving locals time to raise enough money to buy the site themselves.

RUBBISH AT RECYCLING The recycling rate in Brighton and Hove has dropped to 25 per cent – the second fall in consecutive years. Brighton and Hove City Council revealed the figure as it looks at ways to tackle the issue. If it doesn't improve, then officials warned they could face fines. One idea is to introduce an incentive scheme, with increases in recycling rates rewarded with grants to community groups. It is hoped the new communal recycling bins will also have an impact. The council said: ”If all residents recycled their paper, card, plastic bottles, cans and glass, rates could increase to around 35 per cent. “An increase of just 5 per cent could also save the council around £293,000 a year.” APPEAL FROM THE ART A gallery promoting conservation issues is under threat – with founders looking for £15,000 in online donations to keep open. ONCA opened in Brighton in November 2012 as part of the city’s London Road regeneration scheme. The premises, which is the only inner city gallery promoting both art and ecology, presents contemporary exhibitions alongside performance and education.

But, with the gallery facing a funding crisis, a campaign was launched on Kickstarter to raise enough money to keep it open for at least the next six months. Whether it reached its target was not known at the time of going to press. To see our video report with gallery founder Laura Coleman visit www.thelatest.tv. GREEN LIGHT FOR VOGUE REVAMP? For years it has been a no go area for anyone on two wheels. But, as part of the wider revamp of the Lewes Road area, Brighton and Hove City Council has drawn up a £650,000 proposal to simplify the notorious Vogue Gyratory junction. The improvements will also include new northbound bus and cycle lanes. After only three objections were received, the council’s environment, transport and sustainability committee is set to approve the plans today. (Apr 29) Work could start in July...

FRACKERS FREED Brighton Pavilion MP Caroline Lucas said jail was “never really on the cards” after she was cleared of charges relating to anti-fracking protests. The Green politician and four others were deemed not guilty of public order offences in Balcombe last summer. To see our interview with Dr Lucas visit www.thelatest.tv. FOOTBALL FUNDRAISER Seagulls tackling Eagles is normally an unmissable game – even when charity is at its core. The 14th annual robert Eaton memorial match between supporters of Brighton and Hove Albion and Crystal Palace will take place on Friday (May 2) at 7.45pm at Lewes FC's The Dripping Pan stadium. A crowd of about 400 people are expected to attend and raise money for the charity founded in memory of a Seagulls supporter who died in 9/11. Entry is £5 for adults or £2 for under 16s (or free if accompanied by an adult). Since it was launched, the Robert Eaton Memorial Fund has raised more than £120,000 for a host of football clubs and sporting charities. For more details visit www.remf.org.uk

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08 BRIGHTON WRITES

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Andrew J Bullock In his new Made In Chelsea column, Andrew J Bullock brings you the weekly high & lowdowns from the TV series

Mark Brailsford on how the end of the season might pan out

Made In Chelsea S7E3: London Fashion Week

t's that time of year again – London Fashion Week! And Proudlock has got his best tartan out of mothballs especially. Binky doesn't really ‘get’ fashion, and says she doesn't care enough to be at London Fashion Week. How selfish of her, there are starving children out there who would kill to be on the front row of Tom Ford SS15. Alex and Janey are enjoying some scrumptious eggs Benedict together. Alex beats around the rumour bush with Jane, who reiterates that she believes he didn't sleep with another girl. Then Robbo walks in. Why is HE invited to breakfast with Jane? Who the hell does he think he is? Get out Robbo! Get OUT! Elsewhere, Binky and Wheeze are having tea. Wheeze talks about how Robbo made her feel like a lady, when he came to her dinner party for sad embittered singletons. Binky therefore decides to call Alex and Robbo and attempt “She tries to rip to play matchmaker, much to Wheeze's chagrin. She tries to rip a napkin in half a napkin in half with her teeth by way of repression. Cheska has called another summit to with her teeth” discuss The Rumour, this time with Stevie. The matter of last week's text message comes up. It's revealed that "their mutual friend Freddie" has found out that Alex in fact DID do the vertical fandango with someone other than Binky. As much as we all liked to think Alex was one of the good guys, no-one on the planet is surprised. Cheska doesn't know whether to tell Binky because she really doesn't want to be involved. You keep saying this Cheska, but I've eaten food that's been less involved in my mouth than you are in this situation. Spenny and Emma go on a double date with Jamie and the greatgranddaughter of Gucci. Alex comes over. Gucci's granddaughter grills him about his relationship with Binky, despite only having known him for about 13 seconds. Across the room, Wheeze is dressed as the girl from the Chanel No 5 Christmas commercial from 1998. Spenny has taken Emma for dinner. He says something about hoping that he can have the honour of calling her his girlfriend. Emma is all "nah". Wheeze and Robbo are playing Jenga. It's not even giant Jenga, its normal, dull, table Jenga. Robbo tells Wheeze he's never had a girlfriend because he's a commitment-phobe. Yawwwwwwwwwn. That storyline has been done, Robbo. At least bring something new to MIC. For once, can we please have a character with a multiple personality or whose father was sent to prison for tax evasion? At Lucy's birthday, she apologises to Alex for accusing him of cheating. This is the first time in her life that she has apologised to anyone. Ever. Cheska arrives to devastate Binky. Alex comes over to defend himself. He has a valid excuse for cheating on her – blackouts. Next week's predictions: Steph, the queen of reality, is BACK! That’s all that matters about next week! Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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hose present at The Amex for the Blackpool game might only now be emerging from their bouncy white rooms. Coach Oscar Garcia may have called for fans to turn the stadium into a cauldron, but after the team’s nervy display against a plucky Blackpool side, the stadium more closely resembled a pit of anxiety. Although Reading seized the opportunity to leapfrog the Albion and move into 6th place, they, like Forest and Ipswich, seem to be possessed by what golfers call the ‘yips’. None of the teams chasing that last play-off spot seem to want it badly enough. In Albion’s case, they look like a bunch of kids playing pass the parcel with a ticking bomb, quickly throwing the parcel away in case the prize blows up in their face. At the time of writing, Albion have yet to play Yeovil, so their fate may or not have been sealed by the time you read this. But if, as I suspect, this dodge the parcel game has led to yet another twist, then it could all come down to that last game of the season at Nottingham Forest. If you think the tension is bad now, wait for when the music finally stops at the end of that game. If Albion somehow do fluke their way into that last play-off spot, then the men in white coats may have a job lot on their hands.

How will this season be judged? Once the dust has settled and the World Cup hoves into view, perspective will dawn and the season can be reviewed in a calmer atmosphere than the febrile one of the play-off chase. At the start of the season, the Gus Poyet fallout was still settling, Oscar Garcia had very little time to shape his team, that is if you can even call this Oscar’s team. The injuries have been quite devastating. CMS, Hoskins, Ulloa and notably Crofts – they left a huge hole in the squad, and quite an expensive one at that. Selling Ashley Barnes can also be viewed as contentious in the circumstances. However, despite all this Oscar Garcia has presided over a chase for the play-offs. Unconvincing as it has been at times, the fact remains that this can be viewed as a positive. This summer sees the opening of the new training ground. This will have a series of advantages. That the pitches are similar to the Amex surface is a much underestimated bonus, while the usefulness of an all-weather training facility when the winter bites cannot be ignored. There have been numerous positives in the shape of the massively impressive “Now may not be Rohan Ince (Liam Bridcutt’s exit has barely registered), the emergence of Solly March and the increasing maturity of Jake the ideal time to Forster Caskey. Factor in the signing of the excellent Dale Stephens and the nucleus of get promoted” a fantastic team is emerging. It is to be assumed that Oscar will be given more time to build his own team, and at the risk of sounding pessimistic, now may not be the ideal time to get promoted. Much better to have a more convincing style of play and aim for automatic promotion next season, but then again, this is the Albion and as the older fans will tell you, we never do it the easy way. Wembley anyone?

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BRIGHTON WRITES 09

Guy Lloyd Man about town Guy on doing some telly

Jade Hylton Girl about town Jade on the reggae and roots music scene in Brighton

Bmusic talks to MC Trooper

Doing some telly next year

e: “I might be doing some telly next year.” Wife: “What are you going to do about your face and your teeth?” Me: “Erm...” This was an actual conversation, word for word, I had with my wife, approximately one year ago. I’d love to fluff it up a bit, make it appear a little softer, a little less harsh but my wife’s from the North and doesn’t do ‘fluff.’ After the initial excitement of moving into TV, my wife had brought me back down to earth, not so much with a bump but a couple of fractured ribs. What it brought into the spotlight was my own vanity. My colleagues at the radio station will tell you, that I spend more time on my hair and shopping at Fred Perry, than I do on preparation for the show. But I can still have those ‘dress down’ days, where the shirt may be “I spend more hanging out, my stubble is pushing to be recognised as a beard and my hair time on my hair lost in a fight to Brighton seafront. But and shopping, than it’s OK. I’m on the radio. You wouldn’t believe what you can get away with, I do on the show” when people can’t see you. Anyway, after my wife’s encouraging pep talk on my future career, I decided I would have to live with the face but I could do something about my teeth. The ‘teeth comment’, my wife so delicately pointed out, was a single bottom tooth, that was a little on the shy side and preferred the other teeth to take the limelight, as it sat in the background, contemplating what could have been. In short, I needed my teeth straightening. I discussed the issue with my dentist. After much thought, I decided that I couldn’t really commit to a brace for three to six months and not being able to eat nuts and apples for that duration. (I’m a veggie, what else was I going to eat?). It also seemed like a lot of pain and hassle, for a bit of TV vanity. I went back to talk about it with my agent (wife) and she persuaded me to go ahead with the work, as it was free and she wanted her husband to look more David Beckham, less Shane MacGowan. And so I went back. I committed. I wore a brace for three months (broken several times, as I continued with my chronic nut habit) and I now have straightened made-for-TV-teeth. But that’s not it. You have to have a ‘retainer’ in the back of your teeth, to keep the little blighters in line, for the rest of your life, way beyond any prospective TV career, unless you’re Bruce Forsyth, in which case, I’ve made a good investment. The treatment was also free, on the understanding I go on to be a massive TV star who smiles a great deal, a lot like Dale Winton but a massive TV star. Now I’m not one of these people that endorse things to get them for free but thanks to Dental Health Spa, 14-15 Queen’s Road, Brighton, for teeth that say, ‘I’m ready for the telly.’ Anyone out there do Botox? Facebook; facebook.com/JuiceDrive Website; guylloyd.co.uk Listen to Guy at Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Monday–Friday 3-7pm on Juice Drive.

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C Trooper has been pushing the good lovin’ vibe now since the ’70s and has seen how the reggae and roots scene has grown to be a big part of our love for music in Brighton. He also recently released his first track on local label, Roots Garden Records. I talked to him about how reggae and roots branched into the Brighton culture, how it was planted in the city, and continues to grow. “When I first started coming to Brighton I always felt good vibes, I love this place, it's a very creative, artistic, diverse sort of place. When I first started coming down here, there was no reggae as such in Brighton. Me and my brother brought reggae to Brighton in the form of a sound system.” “When I moved down to the south I introduced my brother to the sound system culture. He had a system in his room and I had one in this bedsit we were living in. His was called Ethnic Rebel and my one was called Fugitive HiFi, and we used to battle, till in the end we put them together and called them Tribal HiFi, and that's when we started bringing it to Brighton.” What was the reggae scene like in Brighton back in the ’70s? “There used to be a place called the Resource Centre up at the top of North Street and we used to run that all night every weekend. We would move in the sound system, it was totally illegal, but the police used to say, by the time there's so many people in there we can't do anything about it, that was the attitude them days, as long we wasn't making problems out on the street. “There was another place called the Afro Club which was held in the Concorde, but not the Concorde as you know it today; it used to be up the top of the seafront near where the wheel is now. On a Friday there was a hip-hop night going on down there so me and my brother would check it out. It was the only place where you might hear a little reggae being played, reggae was really kept underground. We used to fight to get a little reggae played in them days.” What is reggae music to you? Not just beat or rhythmic wise, but the culture and soul of reggae? “Reggae music is the heartbeat, when we sit down as Rasta and play the drums, the first rhythm you hear is of a heartbeat, and reggae music is built off that. That's why it’s so harmonious to everybody, I go to places like Spain, Italy, Germany, a lot of them can't understand the lyrics, as such, but because of the power of the feel of the music, they feel that heartbeat. A lot of people now are learning English through music. Music is very powerful.” “It’s a spiritual thing, it’s not about your hairstyle or your clothes or the food you eat, reggae music is the thing that pushed Rasta and roots culture and showed people it’s not about all this other stuff, it’s a one love ting.” You can hear MC Trooper on reggae radio station VibesFM on Friday 10am–12pm, Saturdays 7am–10am and Tuesdays 11pm–2am. MC Trooper is also performing in festivals all around the world as well as sets in Brighton which you can find the dates for on his website www.mctrooper.com. You can also stream free music at myspace.com/mctrooper and follow him on Facebook on www.facebook.com/mctrooper12

“It’s a spiritual thing, it’s not about your hairstyle or the food you eat”

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CHURCHILL SQUARE

POW! The Super Heroes have landed! It’s Super Heroes a GoGo at Churchill Square! Sunday 4 May

he super heroes have landed! Please note, Snapper Jaxx is not They've already been spotted a crèche event, so parents and at Brighton beach and will guardians are asked to stay, watch be heading for Churchill Square the fun and join in the themed craft Shopping Centre on Sunday, Sun 4 activities with their kids. May to meet the Next month, on Sun children at Snapper 1 June, Snapper Jaxx Jaxx – Churchill return for a A Knight’s “How will Square’s free monthly Tale. to which they are kid’s club. inviting all budding they save Join the caped knights and knaves, Henrietta crusaders Snapper Girl princes and and Super Jaxx in an to join in the heroine? princesses all action super hero a day of jousting, adventure. How will dragons, banquets and Will they they save Henrietta the more! The brave heroine? Can they find Knigella The Knight ever catch the missing jewel? Will will be gathering and Villario the they ever catch Villario training her Knaughty the villain? Join in all and Knice Knightlings villain?” the fun at Churchill in order to rescue Square to find out! Prince Pants-a-lot who Performance play is trapped in the tower. sessions will run on the hour, with Will they manage to rescue him themed drop in craft sessions in before Derrick the Dragon gets him? between on the half hour. There will An exciting medieval tale from start also be the chance to design and to finish. make your own flying mini hero. All The summer calendar of Snapper activity is free – so come down and Jaxx Events is: join in! Sun 1 Jun: A Knight's Tale Snapper Jaxx is Churchill Square Sun 6 Jul: Up, Up And Away! Shopping Centre's free kid’s club, Sun 3 Aug: All The Fun Of The Fair taking place on the first Sunday of For details of all Snapper Jaxx events every month, from 11am until 4pm. please go to: churchillsquare.com Expect live shows, storytelling, songs, adventure play, craft sessions and much more. No booking required, simply come along on the day and have loads of fun!

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2014

COMBEN’S PICKS Lunchtime concerts

Welcome to Brighton Festival 2014

rom nurturing homegrown talent to providing a platform for international performers, Brighton Festival – now in its 48th year – aims to bring the best in performance, debate and art to the city... and, together with this year’s Guest Director Hofesh Shechter, we feel we’ve done just that. Bringing his unique take on the world and on art that seeks to explain it, this year, in Hofesh, we have a world-renowned choreographer and accomplished musician whose own work reveals a Andrew Comben deep love of film and the visual arts. Hofesh is exciting audiences and stimulating debate and conversation in arts festivals and venues around the world. As the artistic director of his own company – a resident company at Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival – it’s fantastic for us to be bringing him home to the city for Brighton Festival 2014. With over 400 performances taking place across 147 events, we are offering possibly our most eclectic and genre-defying festival yet, exploring issues such as cultural identity, immigration and what it means to belong or to stand out from the crowd. As Hofesh himself has said, a festival is a “place where everyone is an outsider and – immediately – nobody is.” Consequently, you’ll no doubt see Brighton Festival 2014’s eye-catching black sheep popping up across the city... this year we’re asking you to join us and experience the richness and variety that’s on offer this May. Andrew Comben Chief Executive, Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival Hofesh Shechter’s Sun

These hour-long concerts from both up-and-coming artists to those more established performers are incredibly popular – and rightly so, given the talent on offer. Nestled amongst the classical performances are a number of contemporary jazz groups, including Louis Sclavis and Friends, GoGo Penguin and Troyka. Starts Sun 4 May (check brightonfestival.org for full programme), 1pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

GoGo Penguin

Talk To The Demon / Blush I’m delighted that choreographer Wim Vandekeybus has two pieces of work in this year’s Festival. Talk To The Demon, arguably his first foray into the world of physical theatre, is both a sublime and disturbing ride, whilst his film Blush is an extraordinary compilation of dance set against the opposing extremes of lush Sicilian landscape and the urban grit of Brussels. Talk To The Demon; Tue 13 & Wed 14 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall. Blush; Mon 12 May, 6.30pm, Duke’s at Komedia

Talk To The Demon

Caravan

This partnership between Farnham Maltings and Brighton Festival is a three-day biennial curated showcase of the best new theatre from across England. Fully open to the public for the first time, this year’s programme includes Made In China’s hilarious Gym Party and Still House’s spellbinding documentary dancetheatre piece Ours Was the Fen Country. Sun 11 - Tue 13 May, various times and venues

Gym Party

Sinué

The festival’s contemporary circus programme is always guaranteed to amaze and I’ve seen audiences moved to rapt silence at the level of skill on stage. This UK premiere from Brussels-based company Feria Musica promises to blend stunning acrobatic feats with some astonishing displays of physical strength across a truly unique set. Wed 21 & Thu 22 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

Philharmonia Orchestra It’s always a delight to welcome the

Sinué Philharmonia Orchestra

Philharmonia to the city. Featuring the Brighton Festival Chorus and conducted by the inimitable John Wilson – who makes his festival debut – this special concert features works from Bernstein, Ravel and Stravinsky. Following this, join the orchestra at the Old Municipal Market for a special late night performance of Strauss’ Metamorphosen. Philharmonia; Sat 24 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall Metamorphosen; Sat 24 May, 10.30pm, The Old Municipal Market

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2014

Is the process a collaborative one? Yes, but not a democratic one. It's essentially the inside of my head trying to come out and other people help me achieve that, but often great things happen in the rehearsal room because of actors improvising, because of artists experimenting and they have to have the freedom to do what they do brilliantly, to be creative in their own way, to create possibilities that didn't exist. Where did the idea for Tomorrow spring from? It didn't really spring. It emerged and formed gradually, but essentially I suppose it grew from personal experience of caring for someone (actually not an old person) who needed care. It made me think about the responsibility of the carer as well as the needs of someone who requires care. Is there enough compassion in me to make profound sacrifices for someone else? What are the limits? Will someone care for me? What will their limits be? It also came, I suppose, from an image that landed in my brain. The subject of aging is very emotive, how hard has it been to balance the facts with our natural emotional responses? Ageing is just something that's going to happen to us if we're lucky, if we make it that far. We all hope our old age will be happy and indeed, there is great beauty and wisdom in ageing. What I find surprising, often, the sense of denial in young people that they might get old. I'm also bewildered at the way society in general treats old people. The dismissive attitude of younger generations and the media genuinely surprises me. Can't they see they're condemning themselves to the same fate? And dementia is an even more difficult topic. Were people willing to openly discuss their experiences? I think the show's not 'about' dementia. It's about someone with dementia. It's a story. The show doesn't have any responsibility towards dementia as a 'topic', but of course, as with any work, it's helpful to do research on a subject, but not to discuss people's experiences. Anyway, it's hard to put other people's experiences into a theatre work. We're not trying to represent anything faithfully or do anything 'worthy'. In improvisations, the actors probably drew on their own experiences and that generated a great deal of material. We did read a very interesting and contentious book called Contented Dementia by Oliver James.

TOMORROW

In this World Premiere Vanishing Point look at what it’s like to grow old. We talked to Director Matthew Lenton about how he conceived the work

his new work from Vanishing Point explores what it is to grow old and be cared for, in a world where myth and spirituality have been subsumed by what we all know to be true – that we are born, we live and we die. Using its distinctive visual imagination, Vanishing Point explores this subject through the dreamlike scenario of a young man who suddenly finds himself in an alarmingly unfamiliar place. A place where everyone seems to know him and where strange rules apply. Where everyone seems to have his best interests at heart, but he is not at liberty to leave. A major international co-production, Tomorrow is a striking meditation on growing old, dementia, needing care and needing to care. As those who saw Interiors at Brighton Festival 2012 will know, Vanishing Point has a reputation for subverting reality and making the ordinary extraordinary. Its unflinching new production brings together an international, multi-age cast to ponder how we deal with old age now and in the future. Latest 7 spoke exclusively to director Matthew Lenton about the Brighton Festival co-production Where do you start when creating a new work? In my dreams, with a feeling. I usually realise that I've had an idea only after I've actually had it, so it comes from an intuition, a place I don't know, but not from an intellectual idea.

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How did you find a way to express, in performance, the manifestation of dementia, its symptoms and effects? Every show Vanishing Point creates is different. We try to find a unique form to tell the story we are trying to tell. In Tomorrow we use a particular, original and striking form (or technique, if you prefer) that allows us to get under the skin of the material and create not only a challenging but also a beautiful, metaphorical and abstract piece of work. Does Tomorrow touch on the subject of carers? Yes, very much. There is no real choice for someone who needs care, but to truly care for someone else we have to choose to care. I am very interested in that choice and the position it puts us in as human beings. Were you surprised or even shocked by what you discovered as you created the work? Yes, the main idea that gives the show its form has a surprising effect when we use it. It puts the audience in the position of the old person in a poetical and metaphorical way that I think is beautiful and striking. What are your hopes for this work? That people will find it beautiful. Tomorrow, Wed 21 May - Sat 24 May, 7.30pm. Brighton Dome Corn Exchange. Matthew Lenton will also join a panel of experts in the Brighton and Sussex Medical School debate Dementia: Facing the next ten years, Sat 24 May, 1pm. Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

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Catch-22

This year the festival has a rich and exciting programme of theatre – both home grown and international Opus No. 7 Renowned Russian director Dmitry Krymov pays a rare visit to the country with this remarkable piece of physical theatre. Epic in scale, Opus No. 7 is a unique telling of a history; beginning with that of the Jews of Eastern Europe, and transforming into an account and exploration of the life of composer Dmitri Shostakovich in Soviet Russia. Sat 3 - Thu 8 May, 5pm (Sat & Sun), 3pm (Mon), 7pm (Tue - Thu), Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

What happens to the hope at the end of the evening Having produced a highlight of the 2010 Festival - the delightful I, Malvolio - Tim Crouch returns to collaborate with Andy Smith in a play that describes at once a specific and unusual evening, but soon becomes an exploration of friendship and community. Commissioned by Almeida Festival 2013, it opened to widespread critical acclaim last year. Sat 3 - Mon 5 May, 9pm (Sat & Sun), 6pm (Mon), Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

Bonanza and Perhaps All The Dragons Joining Brighton Festival for two performances in the 2014 programme, Belgian-based company Berlin bring their unique take on modern theatre back to Brighton. Combining a scale model of an entire town with five film screens, Bonanza tells the story of the collapse of a bustling Colorado mining town, whilst Perhaps All The Dragons showcases the interactive theatre element that has become associated with the company as thirty monologues play across thirty individual screens. Bonanza; Sun 4 - Tue 6 May, 7.30pm (Sun), 6pm & 8pm (Mon & Tue), Sallis Benney Theatre. Perhaps All The Dragons; Wed 21 - Sat 24 May, 7.30pm & 9.30pm (Wed), 5.30pm, 7.30pm & 9.30pm (Thu & Fri), 4pm, 7pm & 9pm (Sat), The Spire, St Mark’s Chapel

‘Tis Pity She’s A Whore Cheek By Jowl’s internationally acclaimed revival of John Ford’s Jacobean classic combines religion, corruption and incest. Times may have changed, values have moved on, but this play still contains the ability to shock almost four hundred years on. Thu 8 - Sat 10 May, 7.30pm (Thu - Sat), 2.30pm (Sat), Theatre Royal Brighton

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Joseph Heller’s modern classic gets its first UK touring production. Follow Captain John Yossarian as he attempts to stay sane and, crucially, stay alive throughout a story as relevant and subversive as it is laugh-out-loud funny. Wrestling with notions of absurdity and unabashed madness, Catch-22 is a true classic of the page; this is a chance to see it become a true classic on the stage. Tue 13 - Sat 17 May, 7.30pm (Tue - Sat), 2.30pm (Thu & Sat), Theatre Royal Brighton

Long Live The Little Knife A more light-hearted caper follows Liz and Jim, two art forgers whose blind ambition is only matched by their lack of talent as they try to raise £250,000 and buy their way out of a turf war. Beneath all this tomfoolery, we are asked about the nature of reality and whether we can really know something to be true. Wed 14 & Thu 15 May, 8.30pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

Mourning Glory (Parts 1-3) Brian Lobel has created a trilogy of events examining death, friendship and love through the often uncomfortable prism of technology. However, rather than creating characters and scenarios, Lobel encourages his audience to question their relationship with technology either through participation, of else by putting himself up for inspection. Part 2: Purge, for example, sees Lobel ask total strangers to delete hundreds of his Facebook friends at random, examining the surprise, confusion or downright fury of hundreds of purged contacts. Part 1; Wed 14 - Sun 18 May, 10am - 8pm (Wed - Sat), 10am - 6pm (Sun), Brighton Dome Founders Room. Part 2; Sun 18 May, 8.30pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre. Part 3; Wed 14 - Sun 18 May, 2pm - 8pm (Wed - Sat), 12pm 5pm (Sun), Brighton Dome Founders Room

The Epicene Butcher And Other Stories For Consenting Adults Never has a play inspired by children’s street theatre been less acceptable to take your child to. Fast becoming classic cult theatre, we see an undeniably modern spin on the ancient art of Kamishbai; a particular type of street theatre that once saw performers travel between villages, drawing cartoons on boards. This has been lovingly hijacked by company Third World Television for a wry, absurd and sometimes perverse stage show. Mon 19 - Wed 21 May, 8pm (Mon & Tues), 7pm & 9.30pm (Wed), Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

Tomorrow Brighton Festival hosts the world premiere of Vanishing Point’s new work: an insightful and unflinching portrayal of growing old in an era when spirituality and faith have been swept aside by an incoming tide of reason and science. Our protagonist is a young man, who wakes up to find himself in a strange environment in which he is treated well and cared for, yet is unable to leave. This production from the people behind Brighton Festival 2012’s excellent Interiors looks to be an equally moving and enthralling production. Wed 21 - Sat 24 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

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DANCE DANCE

eing Guest Director of Brighton Festival is like making an art piece, but over a longer length of time and using other people’s work. I see my role as setting the atmosphere; giving a feel to the festival. We want to create an experience where the pieces of work have connections, so that when people go to see more than one event they start to get a sense of the world, or of a way to see the world. I see Brighton as a city that already has a buzz to it. I travel with my company a lot, and Brighton really has something very unique. I don’t know whether it is the architecture or the people; it doesn’t matter, there is no need to explain it... there is an exciting feeling about the city and there is something about the festival that creates even more of a sense of happening, a sense of excitement, a sense of a focus and a sense of sharing. I always thought about how I would retire. When I turn 65 or 70 I was going to take a month in the city and see all of Brighton Festival. And now here I am; I have a chance to be in Brighton for a month and see the whole festival whilst being a part of it... actually being able to see the work and have that experience is really amazing! Hofesh Shechter, Brighton Festival 2014 Guest Director

Hofesh Shechter’s Sun / Sun Dust / In Good Company 2014 This year’s Brighton Festival Guest Director brings his new work Sun home to Brighton Dome for the last dates of its first world tour. Thought-provoking, physical and very loud, Shechter himself has asked audiences to experience his dance piece ‘like a concert’. Do not miss it! He’ll also be providing a sneak peek at the choreographed pieces that didn’t make the final cut in Sun Dust; a Brighton Festival exclusive event. Later on in the month, dancers from Hofesh Shechter Company become the choreographers in this year’s In Good Company, which sees six performers present and showcase their own work. Hofesh Shechter’s Sun; Sat 3 & Sun 4, 9pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall. Sun Dust; Sun 4 May, 3pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall. In Good Company 2014; Wed 14 May, 7.30pm, The Old Market

Like Rabbits Award-winning dance company Lost Dog – co-founded by South East Dance Associate Artist Ben Duke – join forces with playwright Lucy Kirkwood in this world premiere performance inspired by Virginia Woolf’s short story Lappin & Lapinova. Thu 15 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

Running On Empty Absurd, humorous and sometimes devastating, this is a story of a man, a woman and their encounters over time. Featuring dance, text and song, the performance comes from the creative mind of twice Critics Circle and Time Out National Dance Awards nominee Antonia Grove, Artistic Director of Brighton-based dance company Probe. Tue 6 - Wed 7 May, 7.30pm, The Old Market

Opening Night Ironically positioned as the closing night of Brighton Festival, this Brussels-based dance collective made up of five Slovakian friends bring the three weeks of festivities to a stylish and humorous end. Riffing on each other’s movements, gestures and glances on the night, each performance is created anew. Sun 25 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

Talk To The Demon Renowned choreographer Wim Vandekeybus looks at the demon within us and the innocence of childhood in this UK premiere. Blurring the lines between dance and physical theatre, this dark, visceral and blackly comic piece sees adult and child performers interact on stage to a reverberating soundscape. Tue 13 & Wed 14 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

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Year on year circus arts prove to be more and more exciting, creative and popular – this year is no exception Sinué UK Premiere

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With stunning visuals and daring acrobats, Sinué will capture the imagination of the young, young-at-heart, and anyone who's ever climbed a tree. Inspired by a coming-of-age tale by French author Anne Ducamp and driven by a live hurdy-gurdy soundscape, this remarkably inventive circus follows Jules, a boy represented by four different performers, as he takes his first steps into adulthood. Illuminated by shimmering colours, shadows and textures, the four Jules’ explore a mysterious and ingenious structure and, through increasingly assured acrobatics, their strange new playground begins to break apart. Excitingly the production makes use of a new piece of apparatus; an unstable cylindrical metal construction prone to all sorts of inclines, leading to all manner of discovery and exploration from the performers. Both poetic and hypnotic, Sinué is the first opportunity to experience Belgian circus company Feria Musica here in the UK. Wed 21 & Thu 22 May, 7.30pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

Pirates of the Carabina: Flown Get ready for a captivating night at the circus packed with thrills, extraordinary feats, laughs and live music. A stunning troupe of acrobats, aerialists, daredevil stuntmen and musicians is putting on a jaw-dropping spectacle just for you. But there’s a problem: no-one is prepared, and mishaps, disasters and disagreements threaten to wreck the show. A flying aerialist is still ironing her dress, a cranky diva gets tangled in the rigging – and is that one of the stuntmen dangling from the lighting bar? Catastrophe is just one wrong move away! Flown is confidently choreographed chaos. Amidst the mayhem, the performers fly, fling, spin and swing across the set in perfect time, all accompanied by an original score played live. It’s big, beautiful and bonkers – an experience to excite the whole family. Thu 22 & Fri 23 May, 7.30pm and Sat 24 May, 2.30pm & 7.30pm, Theatre Royal Brighton

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othing exemplifies Brighton Festival’s commitment to family events more than the Children’s Parade, but that really is only the tip of the iceberg. Throughout May, the festival delivers a wide number of events that are suitable for kids of all ages, from those of us yet to grow up to those of us who refuse to grow up. Here are just a few of this year’s offerings...

Pitch Perfect A glittering showcase of young and emerging talent presented in and around the Royal Pavilion Estate, Pitch Perfect features music for every taste, from folk duos in the Brighton Dome Café-bar to brass and rock on New Road, choirs and wind ensembles in Brighton Museum and Art Gallery and classical music in the Music Room at the Royal Pavilion. This is a perfect festival afternoon from Brighton’s youngest and brightest musical talents. Sat 3 May, 1pm - 4pm, Pavilion Gardens

Ida Barr's Mash Up Written and performed by Christopher Green Musically pitched somewhere between Lady Gaga and Lord Haw-Haw, Ida Bar is the world's only old-time music hall artiste turned rap superstar. Following the success of her albums Artificial Hip Hop and Slipped Disco, she has been busy working with young people, elders, community choirs and musicians from across the city to create a mass intergenerational choral experience. Music hall singalong meets R&B pump and grind in this inspired musical fusion that will set toes tapping whether you're a grandparent, a grandchild or somewhere in between. Join Ida and friends for the ultimate music hall/hip hop/rap crossover – better than a sausage on a stick. Sun 18 May, 2pm & 5pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

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Munch! Delicious dance for under 4s Most shows are for watching and listening. Not this one: it’s for sniffing, swallowing, nibbling, enjoying, digesting and, of course, munching. On the floor, the longest table cloth you’ve ever seen becomes a stage on which utensils and ingredients come to life right under your nose, animated by two dancers accompanied by a musician and a sound collage that sums up mealtimes in all their lip-smacking, tummy-rumbling, burping, slurping glory. As the smells, sounds and tastes of cooking entice the senses, dancing plates, a wandering hiccup and chatty dishes make this a recipe for wonder and delight. Having enjoyed the preparation, the young audience will be able to sample some of the Belgian waffles made during the show. If only all mealtimes were this fun! Sat 24 May, 1pm & 3pm and Sun 25 May, 11am & 1pm, The Old Market

Enhanced Dance To Disguised Music Nothing is normal here. Or rather: everything is extraordinary! Dance as you've never seen it before. A piano as you've never heard it before. A performance that defies physical constraints. Danse étoffée sur musique déguisée (Enhanced Dance to Disguised Music), created by the Brusselsbased Swiss choreographer Thomas Hauert, is his first piece for younger audiences. Mat Voorter's performance is accompanied by John Cage's Sonatas And Interludes For Prepared Piano. A prepared piano is a piano whose sound is altered by all sorts of objects placed between its strings: screws, pieces of plastic, erasers. With vigorous choreography, elemental music and strange balloon figures descending from above, this is weird and witty dance that stretches the limits of movement and unleashes the imagination. It's about metamorphosis and adaptation; about how the balloons, blankets and broomsticks that encase the dancer redefine physical reality, just as the objects with which the piano is 'prepared' create entirely new acoustic possibilities. This is a rare opportunity to hear Cage's important piece performed live by Daan Vandewalle; unmissable for music fans and discerning young dance audiences alike. Sat 17 May, 3pm and Sun 18 May, 11am & 4pm, The Old Market

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Latest 7’s Andrew Connal conducts a tour of this year’s classical music programme This year’s festival presents an impressive selection of musical celebrations. The renowned composer Sir Harrison Birtwistle turns 80 in July and Gavin Henderson, Brighton’s own music mastermind and for many golden years Artistic Director of the festival, is involved in a weekend of his works in some very distinctive venues. Down By The Greenwood Side, a dramatic pastoral chamber opera, will take place at a brewery, Harvey’s Depot in Lewes (Fri 9 - Sun 11 May), and in complete contrast his complex Orpheus Elegies will be performed in the exquisite setting of the Music Room of the Royal Pavilion. You never know quite what to expect with living composers, and this is certainly the case with Orpheus Elegies. Birtwistle calls them “postcards with cryptic text”, taken from sonnets by Rilke on the death of a young woman. Birtwistle gives the performers considerable freedom in deciding what is to be performed and in choosing the order of the movements. This means that each performance is different, just a snapshot of the work from one perspective. They come with a selection of lute songs by Purcell and Dowland (Sun 11 May, 8pm, ‘Orpheus Britannicus’, Music Room, Royal Pavilion). Earlier that evening, Sir Harrison will join Professor Henderson in conversation in the elegant King William IV Room. Before and after their chat members of the Brighton Youth Orchestra will perform Gavin’s Antiphonies which Birtwistle dedicated to Gavin Henderson in 1985 when he was Artistic Director of the Dartington International Summer School, another world-class music festival that Gavin ran for many years (Sun 11 May, 6.45pm & 7.45pm, Pavilion Gardens). The Tempest In Musick is a Shakespearean extravaganza given by New London Consort under David Roblou. It’s celebrating Shakespeare’s 450th birthday. (Could he really be that old?) A host of excellent soloists will recreate the excitement and vigour of Restoration revivals of Shakespeare’s mystical swan-song. I’m expecting a really outrageous production with music from the late 17th and early 18th century (Fri 16 May, 7.30pm, Dome Concert Hall). Sir John Tavener, a long-time festival favourite who died last November, is commemorated in two concerts. Brighton Youth Orchestra and Brighton Festival Youth Choir perform his Ekstatis (written for Brighton Youth Orchestra) and Song For Athene, now world-famous since the funeral of Diana Princess of Wales (Sun 18 May, 5pm, St Bartholomew's Church). Tavener’s Supernatural Songs feature in a concert of spiritual music given by the distinguished male-voice quartet the Hilliard Ensemble with the City of London Sinfonia and Brighton Festival Chorus. This inspiring programme includes works by Gavin Bryars and Arvo Pärt (Wed 21 May, 7.30pm, All Saints Church). Brighton Festival Chorus also features in the grand finale of the Festival with the Philharmonia Orchestra. Dynamic conductor John Wilson, of Hollywood Proms fame, starts off with Bernstein’s music from On The Waterfront and the jazz inspired theme continues with Ravel’s Piano Concerto In G with Jean-Efflam Bavouzet (piano). It could almost be too much to have Bernstein’s Chichester Psalms and Stravinsky’s Symphony Of Psalms in the same programme but, with Wilson whipping up the enthusiasm, somehow I think the Brighton audience will just sit back and indulge (Sat 24 May, 7.30pm, Dome Concert Hall). If all that wasn’t enough, there’s yet one more anniversary and extraordinary venue as the Philharmonia strings celebrate Richard Strauss’s 150th birthday in Circus Street Market with an atmospheric performance of Metamorphosen, his moving lament for war-stricken Germany (Sat 24 May, 10.30pm, Circus Street Market)

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HIGHLIGHTS Angela Hewitt The Art Of Fugue is a testament of JS Bach’s great skill and musicianship. This monumental compilation of fugues and canons has enchanted performers, scholars and audiences ever since progressive blindness and ultimately Bach’s death left it unfinished. Musicians have tried to realise the music on harpsichords, organs and all kinds of ensembles. Bach expert Angela Hewitt and the Glyndebourne Steinway seem like an irresistible combination to me. 4 May, 3pm (picnic in the park from 1pm), Glyndebourne

Mozart Exsultate, Jubilate I must still be in love with Lucy Crowe since her resounding success as The Cunning Little Vixen at Glyndebourne. Now, with classical style-master Harry Bicket & The English Concert, she is giving us a feast of Mozart arias. There’s a delightful selection. Some are sublime and others, like Martern Aller Artern, are pure fireworks. 9 May, 7.30pm, St George's Church

Lunchtime Recitals These hour-long musical jewels have provided some of my most cherished memories of previous Brighton Festivals. We were among the first to enjoy world-class musicians at the very start of their glittering careers: Emma Bell, Jonathan Lemalu, Simon Trpcheski, to name just a few. This year includes the brilliant pianist Jonathan Biss (piano)16 May, and another selection of Glyndebourne’s Jerwood Young Artists on 19 May. Don’t miss out. Weekdays, 1pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

Benjamin Appl & James Baillieu After last year’s excellent series of French recitals, fast-rising star accompanist James Baillieu returns to Brighton with German baritone Benjamin Appl, who has the distinction of being one of the last students of the great Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau. Who better than these young masters to give us romantic songs of loss and yearning by Beethoven, Schumann and Schubert, surely among the best of their kind? 20 May, 1pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

Elias String Quartet, The Beethoven Project (3 concerts) Any opportunity to hear all Beethoven’s string quartets is a noteworthy event and this year’s programme completes the set. Once again there are three concerts, each with three contrasting quartets. My favourites are the Op. 59 No. 2 Rasumovsky with its Russian themes in concert 1, and the final work of concert 3, when they will repeat the B flat major quartet Op. 130, this time with its original ending, the wonderful Grosse Fuge. 3 , 17 & 23 May, 7.30pm All Saints Church

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Brighton Festival boasts a varied programme of music from around the globe. Jeff Hemmings reports Over the years, and in recognition of the growing popularity and importance of live music in Brighton, Brighton Festival's contemporary music strand has assumed a significant place within the overall programme. And this year is no exception, with a typically varied programme of music from around the globe; from country to Bollywood, and indie rock to traditional African sounds. Certainly one of the highlights of May will be a rare live show from a bona fide icon of country music, Emmylou Harris (23 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome). Not so much a country singer as a songwriter and singer of contemporary American song, Harris has garnered an incredible 13 Grammy's in a career that spans more than four decades. Starting out as a student of American folk, she made a breakthrough as a singer with Gram Parson's band. Her involvement with the O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack Cat Power helped her win many new and young fans. Also from America, indie icon Cat Power (18 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome) will be making an even rarer appearance on these shores, concentrating on her recent self-produced album Sun, which embraces a wide variety of sounds and styles; from upbeat electronica to her trademark haunting acoustica. Continuing on an alt-indie tip, Super Furry Animal and Welshman Gruff Rhys (16 May, 8pm, Corn Exchange) will be performing one of only a handful of dates in support of his Toumani and Sidiki Diabate American Interior album, a thematic album based on the adventures of Snowdonia farmhand John Evans, who set out in search of the Madogwys, the mythical Welshspeaking tribe Native Americans of the Great Plains. Rhys is a distant cousin, and so he decided to retrace the route taken by Evans, the resulting concerts accompanied by a PowerPoint presentation and a three-foot avatar of Evans. African music has always been a feature of the Brighton Festival and this year we have the griots Toumani and Sidiki DiabatĂŠ (20 May, 8pm, Theatre Royal), both master players of the 21-stringed kora, otherwise known as the West African harp. Toumani and his 22 year-old son Sidiki represent the 71st and 72nd successive generations of this family griot tradition! For those who want to get their dancing shoes on, African Dance Party (17 May, 9pm, Corn Exchange) features bands and DJs, mixing up Nigerian folk tales with West African highlife, soukous, Afrobeat and urban Angolan modern electronic dance music. 100 years of Indian cinema is being celebrated this year, and Talvin Singh's Bombay Talkies (7 May, 8.30pm, Brighton Dome) sees the former Mercury Music Prize winner and master tabla player assemble a superb line-up to improvise new scores for two film classics, Raja Harishchandra (1913) and Devi (1960), directed by the legendary Satyajit Ray. Experimental and avant-garde music has historically assumed a prominent place within the festival, and this year there are a number of unique events taking place including Will Gregory Moog Ensemble (15 May, 9pm, All Saints Church). One half of electronic pop duo Goldfrapp, Gregory has formed an

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ensemble around eight Moog synthesisers, creating new sounds and reinventing old ones in the process. This concert features Gregory's live score to Rick Holbrook's film The Service Of Tim Henman. Then there's the German pianist and composer Hauschka (13 May, 8pm, Corn Exchange), signed to the local Fat Cat label, who has devised a new performance for grand piano and two-player pianos. This highly experimental performance is based on socalled 'prepared' pianos, whereby its sound is altered by placing objects between or on the strings or on the hammers of dampers. Finally, in Tipping Point (20 - 23 May, Brighton Dome Founders Room) composer and artist Kathy Hinde explores how sound behaves in conjunction with vessels of water via sensors and networked devices. Hinde harnesses the natural resonance, vibration and acoustic properties of glass and water to create an art, music and scientific installation! The alternative nature of the programme is further highlighted by Peaches Christ Superstar (19 May, 8pm, Theatre Royal), in which the whole of Andrew LloydWebber's rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar is performed by Zara McFarlane the Canadian electro-rock star Peaches, accompanied by just one piano, for a performance that is sure to bring out her extraordinary dramatic power. Other shows this year include the MOBO nominated singer Zara McFarlane (11 May, 8pm, The Old Market) and her modern jazz, swing and soul fusion; Turner Prizewinning artist Martin Creed's (6 May, Dome Studio Theatre) Mind Trap, a non-conformist melange of minimalist folk, gospel and classical; Simon Thacker's Svara-Kanti (4 May, 1pm, Dome Studio Theatre) which fuses explosive Indian rhythms with western classical and jazz; Troyka's (17 May, 1pm, Dome Studio Theatre) visceral mash-up of rock, dance and jazz; and GoGo Penguin (24 May, 1pm, Dome Studio Theatre) whose grooveheavy, and lyrical acoustic-electronica sound has gone down very well on the Peaches contemporary jazz scene.

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Visual art has always played a major part in the Brighton Festival and 2014 is no exception The British Library This year’s lead artist in HOUSE – the annual curated contemporary visual art event – is Yinka Shonibare MBE. Lining the shelves of the Old Reference Library with brightly coloured batikbound books – each with a name of someone who, as an immigrant, has made unique contributions to our way of life – his Brighton Festival cocommission looks at the impact of immigration on British culture. Asylum In The City, in partnership with Photoworks, will see local people discuss their experiences of displacement through personal recollections at photographs at The Regency Town House. The British Library; Sat 3 - Sun 25 May, 10am 5pm (Tues - Sun), The Old Reference Library. Asylum In The City; Sat 3 - Sun 25 May, 12pm 6pm, The Regency Town House

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Nowhere And Everywhere At The Same Time No.2 Dance meets visual art in this interactive installation from choreographer William Forsythe. As hundreds of pendulums hang from the ceiling and swing in random patterns, your job is to step between them, dodging their touch, to create an intricate and unique piece of art. Sat 3 - Sun 25 May, 11am - 7pm (Mon - Sun), 11am - 8pm (Thu), Circus Street Market

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On Balance Swedish artist Jacob Dahlgren’s interactive installation encompasses two works; in Heaven Is A Place On Earth, hundreds of bathroom scales are laid to create a new floor for the venue, whilst The Wonderful World Of Abstraction asks visitors to lose themselves in a vast block comprised of thousands of metres of silk ribbon. The interactivity of the pieces will be further explored in a series of choreographed public performances by Charles Linehan. The work will also be debated as part of All Costs Considered on Tue 20 May at 8pm. Sat 3 - Sun 25 May, 12pm - 7pm, Fabrica

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Sound In Motion Taking low-tech everyday items and fusing them with high-tech mechanical systems, Swiss-based artist Zimoun creates a stunning sonic and visual experience. Students from University of Brighton’s Music and Visual Art course will respond to Zimoun’s work in a separate installation Music Box Orchestra throughout May. Sound In Motion; Sat 3 - Sun 25 May, 10am - 5pm (Mon - Sun), 10am - 8pm (Thu), University of Brighton Gallery. Music Box Orchestra; Sat 3 - Sat 17 May, see brightonfestival.org for times, Brighton Dome Founders Room

Brighton Festival Exclusive for 2014 How do you get onto the career ladder when all the rungs are broken? What does it mean for a generation to face the start of their working lives in uncertain economic times? This energetic fusion of music, poetry, acrobatics and spectacle brings together a huge cast of young people to probe

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HOUSE 2014 Commissions Selected artists Leah Gordon, Phillip Hall-Patch, Ester Svensson & Rosanna Martin and Tobias Revell make a point of connection with Shonibare’s new work in a compelling series of four new curated commissions across the city. See housefestival.org for more details.

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2014 feature, ensuring that this year’s children’s parade will have to be heard as well as seen to be believed. Sat 3 May, from 10.30am Starts in Kensington Street Free

that combines live performance, site-specific installations, visual art and new media. In Safe House largescale projections, stunning aerial displays and dramatic visual effects are used to explore the emotional space that exists between a house and a home. Sat 17 May, 9pm, Hove Park Free

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the aspiration and effort, the apathy and energy that are prompted by high levels of youth unemployment. Tangled Feet “probably the most accessible and original physical theatre company working in the UK today” (The Stage) have created an immersive performance using spectacular large-scale effects, high-voltage physical theatre and dazzling pyrotechnics to capture the power, fragility and ambition of the next generation in a time of change, with a live band featuring music by Guy Connelly and Nick Gill and words by the poet Anthony Anaxagorou. Fri 23 & Sat 24 May, 9.45pm, Black Rock Free

World Premiere Co-commissioned by Brighton Festival Love, freedom, blood, sweat and rain-storms: our relentless devotion to busyness and our quest to find tranquillity are pulled apart in this breathtaking story of one man’s thirst for escape. A fusion of circus, dance and visual design creates a dynamic world, in which vibrant movement and arresting imagery are the language of storytelling. This world is encompassed within the confines of a large German Wheel – a bubble in which dance transforms into aerial acrobatics and fleeting moments of rest, as the performers attempt to stop their frantic preoccupation and find stillness. Sat 10 May, 1.15pm, 4.30pm, 5.30pm, Brighton Seafront (east of petanque court) Free

Children's Parade Start the way you mean to go on: with an explosion of fun, colour, music and style. The parade – the largest of its kind in Europe – gets things off to an exhilarating start, and this year the arts provide the inspiration for the 83 schools and 5,000 young people involved. With musician-in-residence James Keane on board for the first time, music will play a major role. Anything that can be played on the move will

Titled Cinema Of Childhood, the main film thread in this year’s festival comes courtesy of filmmaker Mark Cousins. Inspired by his latest feature documentary A Story Of Children And Film (which is screened on 11 May), this run of eight films opens up a world of wonder for audiences of all ages keen to explore beyond Hollywood’s idea of childhood. “These are some of the best films you’ve never had a chance to see,” explains Cousins. “Films about childhood take us on fantastic voyages. ET: The Extra Terrestrial was a magical bike ride across the moon. The Jungle Book showed us the bare necessities. A Boy In The Red Balloon stole our hearts. But beyond these mainstream and arthouse classics, there’s a world of great cinema about kids which is hardly known, but just as brilliant. Welcome to that world. Jump into it.”

Safe House World Premiere Co-commissioned by Brighton Festival Home: is it a place of safety, sanctuary and security, or a place of isolation and imprisonment? This spectacular outdoor performance begins with a race through familiar streets before arriving at a particular, mysterious house. A figure balanced precariously on the roof tells the house's story and leads the audience on a surreal and poetic journey as rooms, memories and characters are revealed: a young couple moving into their home, a child who imagines her surroundings as an enchanted castle, a teenager desperate to escape and an old lady unable to leave. Metro-Boulot-Dodo creates groundbreaking cross-artform work

World Premiere Co-commissioned by Brighton Festival In 1914 Hamba set off to war. He won and lost empires, became king, beggar, poet and thief. But 100 years later he is no closer to home. The Legend Of Hamba is a modern mystery play created by Tiata Fahodzi, Britain’s leading African theatre company. It is named after the word meaning ‘walk!’ or ‘let’s go!’ in Ndebele, one of the three major languages of Zimbabwe, and its sense of urgency and perpetual forward motion sets the pace for this contemporary fable. Tiata Fahodzi aims to reflect the experiences of Africans living in Britain, drawing on the richly diverse cultures of Africa to comment on our own society and times. Sun 11 May, 2pm & 5pm, Pavilion Gardens Free

Most of the films on offer – including Hiroshi Shimizu’s masterpiece Children In The Wind (12 May) and Mohammad-Ali Talebi’s beautiful Willow And Wind (19 May) – have rarely been seen in the UK, and some are totally new to UK audiences. Other film offerings this year include Blush (12 May); a film based on choreographer and filmmaker Wim Vandekeybus’ award-winning stage work of the same name. There’s also a special run of crime films as part of Brighton’s brand new UK crime festival Dark & Stormy, with Ben Wheatley introducing his dark, Brighton-based directorial feature Down Terrace (24 May), literal layered cake at the Layer Cake Tea Party (23 May – introduced by JJ Connolly, author of the novel and screenplay), and one of UK’s leading experts on crime fiction and film, Barry Forshaw, presenting a screening of Attenborough’s classic Brighton Rock (25 May). Tomka And His Friends Willow And Wind

Wind

Hugo And Josephine Little Fugitive

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2014

BOOKS & DEBATE Edmund White – Inside A Pearl Having written the biographies of Proust, Genet and Rimbaud, it’s no surprise to hear that novelist and master memoirist Edmund White knows a lot about Paris. In his latest book Inside A Pearl – his fourth autobiographical work – he focuses on the time he spent in the City Of Light during the 1980s as a writer and a journalist for American Vogue. Despite not knowing the language, he soon made the acquaintance of everyone from Yves Saint Laurent to Catherine Deneuve to Michel Foucault. In this special festival event – hosted by broadcaster Simon Fanshawe – he brings to life the many anecdotes he experienced and characters he met, painting a love letter to the Parisian way of life. Sun 25 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

Edmund White

Viv Albertine

Spies: Fact & Fiction From Fleming’s James Bond to John le Carre’s George Smiley, stories of spies have held us rapt for years. But how accurate are these accounts on paper when compared to their real-life counterparts? The former Director General of MI5 Dame Stella Rimington joins a panel of intelligence and surveillance experts including former Secretary of State for Defence Liam Fox, bestselling spy author Tom Rob Smith, The Guardian’s foreign correspondent Luke Harding and BBC Radio 4 presenter James Naughtie to discuss the differences between reality and fictionalised espionage. Part of the Dark & Stormy crime festival. Sun 25 May, 4pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

Brighton and Sussex Medical School debate - Dementia: Facing the next ten years

Dame Stella Rimington Lynn Barber

The Immigration Debate

Wild Justice Dementia: Facing the next 10 years

Kent, Surrey and Sussex has the oldest population of any UK region. The numbers regionally with dementia are forecast to grow by up to 50% by 2030. As Brighton and Sussex Medical School (BSMS) celebrate their tenth anniversary in 2014, they look to the next decade of dementia care and research in this debate chaired by Professor Jon Cohen that includes the author of the National Dementia Strategy Professor Sube Banerjee, BSMS’s Professor of Clinical Ethics Bobbie Farsides and Vanishing Point’s Matthew Lenton; the director of theatre piece Tomorrow which premieres at Brighton Festival (21 - 24 May). Sat 24 May, 1pm, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

Lynn Barber Having interviewed everyone from Salvador Dali to Shane MacGowan, the award-winning journalist turns her attention to the celebrity interview itself in this year’s New Writing South Annual Lecture. Exploring the ethics, purpose and power behind the published conversation, Barber seeks to question the way we critically consume and analyse their messaging and presentation. Sat 24 May, 6pm, Brighton Dome Studio Theatre

Viv Albertine

With new memoir Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys released later this year, the iconic singer songwriter chats about love, life and art with music journalist Simon Price. From forming a band with Sid Vicious called The Flowers of Romance to becoming a member of British punk rock band The Slits, Albertine’s stories and anecdotes reveal what it was like to be female at the height of punk. Sun 4 May, 4pm, The Old Market

Wild Justice

The Immigration Debate

Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival Associate Artists Hydrocracker present an animated provocation about revenge; a mixture of performed scenarios, research material and a panel debate. This exploration into revenge, justice and forgiveness is part of an Arts Council-funded project to create a fulllength revenge play, to be written by Hydrocracker playwright Neil Fleming, with feedback from the audience being used in further development work. Thu 15 May, 7.30pm, Unitarian Church

Why do we migrate? What has driven migration historically? The likes of Times columnist and author David Aaronovitch, historian and slavery expert Dr Madge Dresser, the former chair of the Equality and Human Rights Commission Trevor Phillips and the Director of the Sussex Centre for Migration Research Professor Paul Statham discuss the long view of migration in the annual festival debate. Sat 17 May, 8pm, Brighton Dome Concert Hall

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2014

BACK TO BACK

Each year we talk to people who choose to lend their support to Brighton Festival about what they like and why they get involved Corporate Sponsor Tanya Petherick Director, Class Of Their Own What made you decide to become a Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival sponsor? Deciding to sponsor Brighton Festival was an extremely easy decision. I am a director of Class Of Their Own and we are sponsoring the Brighton Festival Children’s Parade. It is such a natural fit for us – we provide after school and holiday clubs for children aged 4-11 in fourteen schools in the local area – so we work with schools, children and their families – exactly the same group of people that the Children’s Parade engages with. It is great timing for us because the Children’s Parade takes place at the time when we start to really promote our summer holiday clubs, so we will have a large team at the Children’s Parade to make sure that as many people as possible know what we do. Is this your first year or have you been a sponsor before? This is our first year of sponsoring the Children’s Parade – and so far, it has been a really positive experience – the only question we are asking ourselves at the moment is why it took us so long to get involved! Can you see real benefits, in a business sense, from your involvement as a sponsor? It’s a bit early to say, but we are confident that our sponsorship will help to position us as an important part of the Brighton and Hove Community. The Children’s Parade is such a great event and we are very proud and excited to be part of it.

Patrons Circle member Robin St Clair Jones How did you hear about and become a member of the Patrons Circle? Through an event at the Cass Foundation, a sculpture park near Goodwood. It was suggested to us we might enjoy becoming what was then called the Commissioning Circle; we decided to try it for a year and five years on we are still involved. Also one of the companies I am involved with AVT Connect, sponsors the festival. What were your motivations for joining the Patrons Circle? To support the arts locally, in particular experimental art and the more challenging productions that the Brighton Festival is famous for. Over the years we have seen some excellent site-specific productions; in the Town Hall, Brighton Pier, a warehouse and many other venues that you would not necessarily associate with a production. I also believe that the arts are incredibly important to the community and what Brighton Festival achieves is truly incredible. I understand that our festival is now the largest in England, something all of Brighton should be proud of. What do you enjoy about being a Patron? We get invited to some very interesting events; the backstage tours and rehearsals are a particular favourite. Plus you get to meet the directors and creators of the productions as well as your fellow Patrons... and we get a sneak preview!

Do you support Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival in other ways aside from providing financial support? We hope to add real value to the Children’s Parade – we have also agreed to sponsor Juice FM’s coverage on the day, so there will be an outside broadcast for the whole parade, and we hope our whole team will come along and add to the party atmosphere and we are hoping to get some great things to give away on the day too.

How many events do you usually attend during Brighton Festival and how do you choose what you see? “Way too many,” would be the quick answer, but there are so many wonderful events to attend! For us it is a very exciting time when the brochure first comes out, we spend the evening planning with military precision all the events we wish to see. Both of us enjoy the somewhat quirky side of the festival. Last year we attended a wonderful production in The Basement that was performed entirely in the dark. This year there are many more free events, which is wonderful for all the festival goers and families. The festival goes out of its way to embrace as much of the local community as possible.

Are you able to use your sponsorship to develop business links? We are hoping that by sponsoring the Children’s Parade we will be able to raise the profile of our company. We provide an important service for working parents, and we were looking for a way to more closely align ourselves with the local community, and this feels like a great way to do it.

Do you attend events throughout the year at Brighton Dome? Yes, although the bulk of what we do see is during the festival. Outside the festival we have attended some excellent world music productions, comedy and dance. There are also some excellent productions in the Studio Theatre throughout the year.

How many events do you attend at Brighton Festival and how do you choose what you see? When I first moved to Hove (from Surrey) about 5 years ago, my husband and I experimented with a ‘staycation’ during Brighton Festival. It worked so well, we have done it every year since! We usually look at the programme, work out what we would like to see, and book our week off for the week there is the most things we would like to see (you did ask!).

Do you have a wide range of interests in visual and performing arts? Very much so! My wife Anja is from Switzerland where there are a lot of smaller productions and experimental theatre. Being so close to London we have attended many art exhibitions and theatre productions there. We particularly enjoyed the recent Bowie exhibition. Over in Eastbourne, there is the wonderful Towner gallery; well worth a visit.

Are you a regular audience member at Brighton Dome year-round? Yes, I am a member of Brighton Dome and Brighton Festival, and I particularly enjoy some of the music (particularly world music) and comedy.

Would you recommend being a Patron to others and why? If you value the arts, love Brighton and want to attend events that you would normally not be able to see then become a Patron. I would also recommend company sponsorship.

Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival would like to thank: Funders Brighton & Hove City Council Arts Council England Partners American Express Esmée Fairbairn Foundation Associate Sponsors University of Sussex, Brighton & Sussex Medical School, Class Of Their Own, Mayo Wynne Baxter

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All the world’s a stage W

ell, April was certainly full on. I like being busy, really I do, but there are limits! What with the day jobs, the Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival and those other little things that over the years I have embraced, I’m fair jiggered. Not that I would have it any other way. I’d rather be busy, it’s the best way of knowing that you’re not dead, although at moments over Easter I did feel like I was dying from the feet up. My love of food has developed into a massive commitment to the food festival. It fills so much of my free time throughout the year and when festival time hits it takes up almost every available waking moment – and I love it! This year had some real highlights. What a treat it was to ride on the back of the Harvey’s dray with the Mayor of Brighton, my lovely friend Denise Cobb. Throughout her mayoral term she has become a serious supporter of what we do and a valuable ally. She also has a wicked sense of humour and is the very best of table companions.

“Then it will be bed baths and soft food and kindly souls saying “He’s 89 you know” – until then I’m giving it my all!”

My biggest job of course is hosting the Live Food Stage on Hove Lawns. It sees me up there with the very best chefs from miles around and they cook up a storm. It also sees me greeting a random host of local celebrities. This year I cooked for Chris Ellison and Dolly Rocket who loved my nuns on velocipedes (that’s oysters wrapped in parma ham and fried in olive oil for seconds). Wine expert Ollie Smith was equally enamoured with my aphrodisiac nibbles and ate two. Earlier in the weekend I was joined on stage by Nathan Au and Jenny Rowlands, CEO of Lewes Council. With ‘that chef’ Ed, from The Brunswick, we had to conjure up dishes from leftovers as part of a campaign to reduce food waste called Zero Heroes and to highlight the wonderful work that Nathan and his cohorts at FareShare do in redistributing food that would otherwise be sent to landfill. I made salad soup and leftover ham and cheese sandwich bread and butter pudding (believe me it works) and using scrapings from Jenny’s fridge to make a prawn stirfry. I’d love to tell you what Ed made but I was far too intent on not burning my savoury pud. Anyway it all went down well and we had a great laugh. When you add to this a list of events which include hosting dinners for Discover The Origin, interviewing Taste Masters for Western Australia and Travelbag, writing and presenting a full on foodie pub quiz, putting three chefs through their paces at an extraordinarily good dinner and finally ending up at The Ginger Pig for a special dinner entitled Ginger Beer – it’s a no wonder my feet ached. Much s I love the work I do think that there is a downside to this not-showing-your-age malarkey. It’s my own fault. My work colleagues joked that my new shoes were me trying to be ‘down with the kids’ I didn’t explain that I chose them because they offered good ankle support. Quite honestly I suspect that much of this is of my own making. But will there be a breaking point? Will I wake up one morning to find that my legs no longer work? Then it will be bed baths and soft food and kindly souls saying “He’s 89 you know” – until then I’m giving it my all!

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COMPETITIONS CRACKING THE FRINGE

As Brighton Fringe kicks off this week, spare a thought for all those who've learned how to put on a show the hard way. Cracking The Fringe is a ‘balls out’ guide to booking, organising and publicising an event in August’s Edinburgh Festival – a time of year when the city becomes a crowded madhouse of punters, promoters and performers. Written by two festival veterans, Jon Gracey and Viv Egan, both of whom started at Brighton Fringe, the book talks you through the important stuff that no-one ever tells you – plus plenty advice on how to avoid getting ripped off. As a bonus, it’s funny with it too.

We’ve got five copies of the book to give away to budding fringe performers. To win your copy all you have to do is answer the following question: The world’s largest arts festival takes place in which city?

MOSCOW STATE CIRCUS

On May 8 the Moscow State Circus rocks up in its usual pitch at Preston Park for a run of ten days. With a new production based on the past and future of Gorky Park, told through a clown’s reminiscences, the circus promises more skating, juggling and daring aerial acrobatics than ever before. And clowning.

We have five pairs of tickets to give away. All you have to do is answer the following question: Which socialist Russian writer is Gorky Park named after?

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STARS | TV

STARS

A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

You know what they say ‘new Moon, new beginnings’. In this instance personal values and finances are given a spring clean. It may be that up until now you were not paying much attention to your financial traffic. Remember the green cross code and be vigilant.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

With the new Moon in your sign, you can get a clear perspective, as you at your fundamental core are ready to be re-invigorated by life’s renewal energies. Choices? Bury your head in a mountain of paperwork, but why not spend time with those you love?

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Clarity is quite possibly more golden than silence, and in the quiet moments, you can have your clarity and eat it. It’s just that if you want to present it to the world, you might be better off waiting a little while. Go on, take a break.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

It’s not been an easy time, but out of the chaos, some beautiful opportunities are presenting themselves, especially via the camaraderie found with like-minded people. The new Moon accesses your sense of belonging to a wider social scene.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Sure, sometimes you resemble more of a house cat than a ferocious wild beast, nevertheless, the killer instincts within you are sharp and strong. This week you get the chance to make a new impression that overrides any previous misgivings.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You don’t often make decisions without some serious deliberation, so when you do, you are thus usually correct. However, if you don’t want to miss the gaping obvious, you’re going to need to really stretch your thinking and embrace the bigger picture.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Keep your head libra, as Jupiter is going through the area of your chart, which brings you success and recognition. So remember the golden rule; treat people kindly on your way up, cause you’re sure to meet them on your way down.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

Sure you’ve got a magnetic allure, but make sure it’s based on something tangible, not just smoke and mirrors this time. There’s someone around who could really be a soulmate, but have you got the emotional intelligence to see it through?

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

With so many promises yet to be fulfilled, maybe it’s time to take a cool and dispassionate look at what’s really being offered. Romantically, someone glamorous is in your orbit, but what they really want from you is loyalty above all else.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Remember the story of the hare and the tortoise, the slow but sure might have seemed to win the race, but was there a certain amount of deception involved? It could be time to pull your finger out, be more dynamic and hit the target.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Don’t take things at face value, there’s a powerful undercurrent that could turn things on their head financially. There’s almost an occult feeling around your love life as well as a joint financial arrangement. Don’t dismiss the magical for the profane.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Don’t let a misguided constraining ideology prevent you from exploring or expanding your lyrical and poetic approach to life. You may need to persevere to push through the initial boundaries, but perseverance can erode any obstruction given long enough.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

Reel love Behind the scenes of Latest TV with Richard Shayler

ell, another week has gone by and what a week it’s been! The new studio is coming along swimmingly and we all saw something no-one has ever seen before... A traffic warden with a heart! He gave one of our builders a ticket for parking outside but in a never-before-seen moment of humility decided that in fact it was essential for him to be loading his equipment and revoked it! Only in Brighton! Elsewhere Latest TV’s Andrew Kay went down to Hotel Du Vin for a mid-week feast to learn about foods that have PDO status. The Protected Designation of Origin allows farmers and food producers to maintain excellence and heritage throughout their output. As well as being a really interesting and informative event, they even fed the cameraman. Unfortunately they also allowed the cameraman some free drinks as well. Thank goodness he brought his steadicam... Moving on, B music filmed another great episode of Noise Reel discussing some really important issues surrounding the future of festivals, specifically our very own Meadowlands. Those guys just keep getting better and better, check it out online now. The latest episode of our LGBT show Q Tube has also just been released and it makes for a very thought-provoking watch. What with the brilliant news of same-sex marriage being legalised around the country the show then looked to investigate other countries that are still unfortunately absolutely against such practices.

The show travelled to Uganda to find out their stance with a heartfelt interview from LGBT activist Frank Mugisha. Frank should be an inspiration to us all. The amount he has had to endure and the passion and enthusiasm he displays throughout such adversity is both touching and inspiring. The sports team travelled down to Hove Lagoon to go wake boarding! They went down to film former athlete Iwan Thomas trying it out. They said it was a lot like watching someone surfing... But with a wire and a helmet and no waves and in a lagoon. The sports team truly know their stuff! When asked if they wanted to give it a go they told the facilitators that they were all quite tired... Needed to ‘wake’ up a bit first... (I think their wake boarding skills would probably have been as bad as their jokes...) Apparently Iwan was great at both jokes and wake boarding though, so well done him! The What The Waffle (student show) team went down to SmoQue Grill takeaway to find out if it really was one of the best takeaways in Sussex. They interviewed Sepand Sarvari, the manager, who was a master of all things takeaway. The crew really felt that they took a lot away from the interview... They took a burger, two pizzas, some chips, onion rings, a couple of cans of Tango and then proceeded to put the takeaway’s number on speed dial into their phones. Go check them out in Islingword Road, Brighton. But more importantly remember to check out all our stuff online at www.thelatest.tv. Look out for our new ‘science’ section... We really are in our element(s)! For more details, check out www.thelatest.co.uk and www.thelatest.tv

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Another brilliant chart this week, with The Black Fields taking the top spot. Submit your music online and listen to your favourite tracks, to get them into the top 20! 1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 Trilby Valentine 3 Kings Of the Wild Front Ear ‘Shop Til You Drop’ 4 The Speak Beautiful People 5 Nick Conroy Forever 6 The Odd Couple Get Off My Mind

L7 what’s on

Under review

Bookings

SUICIDE BLONDE

PASSENGER

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 9 November 2014, £21.50, 01273 709709, brightondome.org Brighton-born folk pop singer, familiar to millions as the songwriter behind the 2013 hit ‘Let Her Go’. Passenger, aka Mike Rosenberg, subsequently topped the charts in 20 countries on the back of the X Factor connection. See him live on home ground.

LADY BOYS OF BANGKOK – RED HOT KISSES

The Sabai Pavilion, 2–31 May 2014, £10–34, 0871 705 0705, www.ladyboysofbangkok.co.uk The Lady Boys of Bangkok are back in their latest sizzling and seductive production. Feel the temperature soar as the stars burn up the stage in Red Hot Kisses their brand new show for 2014. A Brighton Fringe institution.

ERNEST AND THE PALE MOON

7 The Silence Barriers 8 Mean Poppa Lean Ain’t Nobody 9 The Odd Couple Let’s Start A Fire 10 Bag Of Hammers Angel 11 matthew the oxx the river

The Old Market, 21–22 May 2014, £13–10, 01273 201 800, www.theoldmarket.com Compellingly macabre, this theatre show blends live music, inventive design and physical storytelling into a thrilling experience of noir horror. From the highly acclaimed Les Enfant Terribles theatre company, the same who brought us the award-winning, The Trench.

BAND OF SKULLS

12 KontraPunkt Shelter in the Fog 13 Hollywood Assassins Swithblade 14 The Red Attack And You Command Everybody... 15 BoxBoy My Weekend

Concorde 2, 10 November 2014, £17.50, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Their debut album Baby Darling Doll (2009) was promptly followed by support slots with the likes of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, and 2012 saw the release of Sweet Sour and a headline slot at 5,000 capacity Brixton Academy, plus support slots for stadium-packers Muse and Red Hot Chilli Peppers. See them in their own show live.

THE UNREMARKABLE DEATH OF MARILYN MONROE Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 19 April 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪

yad Productions return with another thought-provoking piece of theatre. It would be easy to focus on the tabloid fodder she provided; the marriages, the affairs, the way she died. This isn't just a stage version of ‘Candle In The Wind’, it provides possible answers and shines new light on her issues. The search for love she craved due to a non-existent father and a dysfunctional mother, a sufferer of child abuse which may have caused a life of severe gynaecological issues and, dare we say of a sex goddess, understandable frigidness. Her coping mechanism – pill popping – unremarkably probably killed her. Lee Stevens

LEO

Acrobatics? Dance? Visual illusion? Or magic? In fact, LEO was all of these and something else altogether more unique. This was an off-the-wall solo show, literally; an entertaining, clever, fun and original performance piece. The audience was presented with a man, the stage and a film projector. As the character moved, he was projected on film at a 90 degree angle, allowing for walking on walls, gravity-defying dancing and even swimming underwater. Watching both the original performance and the projected film removed some of the elements of magic, but it inserted an impressive display of acrobatics, revealing the strength of the dancer, as we peeked at the man behind the curtain. The Old Market, 17 April 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Laura Fernandez-Kayne

JOAN AS POLICEWOMAN

A colourful career has seen Joan Wasser morph from teenaged violin prodigy, via a formative stint in Antony And The Johnsons (among other collaborations), into the memorably monikered solo force who stands before us tonight in support of her fourth LP. As she flits between instruments to illuminate a fascinatingly eclectic repertoire, we dance to the soaring chorus of recent single 'Holy City', sway with the guttural melancholy of vintage favourite 'The Ride', doo-wop delightedly through an a cappella rendition of new album title track 'The Classic', and absorb in rapt silence an intimate finale. Although initially slow to establish a rapport, Wasser proves a candid and generous performer, drawing the audience into her immersive world. Komedia, 17 April 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Rosie James

16 Go Johnny Go Ebbenflow 17 Kidda Kidda vs. Beastie Boys - Triple Trouble 18 Roger Tabry Right Here Waiting (Accapella Mix) 19 Alexxa B Pawn 20 Stuart Newman If You Say SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark COCO LOCO International student night playing a whatever-works mix of chart, dancehall and dubstep. It's like totally tropical, yeah? Coalition, Wed 30 Apr, 11pm, £3/1 ULTIMATE POWER An entire night of fist-clenching power ballads from the likes of Loaf, Tyler and Jovi. Grab your air guitar and get emoting. Komedia, Fri 2 May, 11pm, £5/4

SONIC SWITCH It's the first Saturday of the month so it's Robert Luis' turn to get the party going under the arches. The Tru Thoughts man does bass in all its forms: from garage and jungle to disco and hip hop. Green Door Store, Sat 3 May, 11pm, Free

IT IS STILL 1985 This time thirty years ago everyone was listening to A-Ha and going around with their jacket sleeves rolled up. For some people, that never changed. The Haunt, Sat 3 May, Sat 3 May, 11pm, £3

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WhaT’s on STAGE deal with things that really bother me. In that sense, perhaps there is something very emotional, very childish even, very honest about the work. This year’s theme is about concepts of migration, immigration, and the displacement of nations. We started with which work would be interesting and what attracted me, interests me, and identified this theme through the work. It was the idea of one person out of place, questioning himself, questioning the place. as well as a geographical displacement, would that be a spiritual displacement? Absolutely, absolutely!

L7 what’s on STAGE: HOFESH SHECHTER As Brighton Festival 2014 prepares to start Andrew Kay talks to this year’s guest curator how were you approached to actually be the festival curator? I was approached by Andrew Comben quite a while ago, a Saturday in Brighton, nothing unusual, being the resident company it didn’t feel completely out of the blue, but it did feel exciting. Andrew ran the idea by me, asked how would I feel about it and I said “Yeah, sounds great!” You join a line of very prestigious creatives in the past. Yes, but my first thought was ‘I am going to get to see the Festival from start to end’ and that’s exciting. My company has performed in the festival for years, and you want to experience the whole festival, and to be able to create it is fun, exciting, really challenging. It was a no brainer for me, to take me out of my normal choreographer’s life. You are far more than just a choreographer, you produce your own music, and work very closely with the visuals, the lighting... Yes, I see myself as creating an experience for people, and creating a sort of journey that lasts 60 or 70

minutes and offers an experience that is hopefully intriguing, emotional, and gives perspective and insight into life. It’s kind of an arch, an atmosphere that goes through the works. Curating the festival is like creating an experience over three weeks, and using other people’s art which is always easier. as an audience member your work is very intense, not something you can coast through. It’s quite confrontational, is it intentionally personal too? It depends which one, some are more evidently personal, but it is all personal. I take everything personally, and I think my works are a sort of frame of my thoughts in time. It’s like people watching me thinking, analysing myself, where I am at with the world, where the world is at through my eyes. My work is a presentation of how I feel about either myself or the world, with the hope that other people are sharing these kinds of feelings themselves. I try to make work from a place where I care about the work, where I feel strong things, where I

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You grew up in the middle east, did you feel like you were in a place where you were not welcome. I suppose. I realise that this is a feeling that many people share, regardless of where they are from. But I always felt a little bit different. This may be something that children feel, about how social structures around you are a source of conflict, evident like a live fire. I immediately questioned the way society is structured, the separation between people, the idea of control, the idea of freedom, all of these were high on the agenda of questions I was asking as a child, which made their way into my work. I think these themes are hot in Israel, but they are alive everywhere. It’s the complexity of how we form our world. how did you come to dance? As a young child, I knew nothing about dance. I knew that it existed but I didn’t know what was contemporary dance. In school, we had folk dance classes, this is something everybody does in Israel, and through that I ended up in a folk dancing youth company when I was 12, and there I met people that were going to the Academy of Dance in Jerusalem. At 15 I decided to attend the Academy, I fell in love with the idea of physical expression, the sort of

tribal, social thing that was dancing together, working together. I think a strength of your work is that it is very much ensemble work Very much. I think any artwork is a question mark, questions rather than making statements. That conflict that I have with social dancing, extremely exciting, extremely powerful, extremely primitive. This is a form that can be used and abused. I think that social dancing can be truly joyful on the one hand, and can be completely agendified. It’s a way of manipulating. I love this feeling , I don’t know if it’s a horrible thing or a great thing, how excited we can get as a group, as a tribe. You use shapes and you use forms, that I feel are based on folk forms in your choreography. Part of the language I speak in movement, it is embedded in me, and part of the vocabulary I use. In previous works there are intense moments of shocking visual impact. Do you like to do that? I think it’s important that the work moves people. That people come out of seeing the work and feel a little bit different, sometimes that can be through beauty and sometimes through shock. I enjoy it, but it’s not like a sadistic thing. If I feel shock, I enjoy finding ways of sharing it, there’s something extremely powerful about a thousand people experiencing an emotion together, beauty or shock, or pain or anger. Does a work like that develop as you tour it? Every work I make I feel differently about when it’s done. With Political Mother, it really captured a moment in time for me. With Sun, I made myself a promise as I was making it, that I would never finish. For the full interview go to thelatest.co.uk For full details of Brighton Festival events go to brightonfestival.org

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WhaT’S oN COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS COMEDY: JAMES MCDONNELL: FAMILY VALUES Local boy with a guitar, a load of funny gags and a fabulous amount of energy, James McDonnell has his first full solo show here at the Brighton Fringe. If you’re not grinning when you’re leaving your puppy must’ve died. The Blue Man, 6, 13 20 & 30 May, 7.30pm, Free

COMEDY: JO NEARY Playing at several shows in the Brighton Fringe is character comic Jo Neary who took time for a chat with Victoria Nangle You appear to be doing oodles of shows in the Brighton Fringe. how important is the Brighton Fringe to you as a performer? I love Brighton so much, I really lord it about at my Brighton gigs because I feel so relaxed and welcome, with an appreciative audience, I just love these gigs. It boosts my confidence to the extent that my colleagues in London and at the Edinburgh Festival would hardly recognise me. Stand up comedy is quite a lot to do with confidence, I think. I'm going to be at the Komedia which is one of my favourite ever venues, even though it’s gone through many changes over the years, it’s still brilliant and they have an anniversary this year. I'm at Bom-Banes in Kemp Town which is like a venue in Cornwall in the 1970s – adorable. And I'm at the Speigeltent for the BOAT benefit that same night, it’s very exciting. Very pretty. Maybe I'll work on a musical box routine for that or a lady dressed as a standard lamp, perhaps? To fit the decor. I think I’ve not missed doing something at Brighton Festival for what feels like 18 years. You can be very experimental and try new things in Brighton, which is exciting and terrifying because often you don’t know if something is going to work until you’re onstage and doing it. That freedom and support is crucial to my development as a performer. What made you choose to write comic characters to perform as opposed to straight stand up or sketch comedy. It seems to be where the two meet? I was really inspired by Joyce Grenfell when I was in my twenties and I didn’t know what

stand up was. And when I first went and did a stand up night, I did my Welsh grandmother and nearly got picked to go through to ‘So You Think You're Funny?’ (respected UK new act comedy competition) but didn't, because it was a character and they wanted stand up obviously. But I guess I could have called it stand up? I mean, Mark Watson used to put on a Welsh accent for his stand up, didn’t he, and he's not Welsh? And Al Murray’s Pub Landlord is a character doing stand up. But my first ever performance as a Welsh woman, was a bit bonkers. I find doing characters very freeing as I can say things I wouldn’t dare say, in someone else's voice. I actually think I’m a rather boring individual and I haven’t really wanted to stand on stage and hold court in my own voice. You've done a fair bit of work in TV and radio. In a perfect world what would your own show be like and in which format? For radio, I’d like to do The Tuesday Week Show which is me and Al Kerr as Celia Johnson and her husband Fred, hosting a radio show in a local village hall, looking at local events and interviewing local celebrities who no one else has heard of. There’s an agony aunt section, DVD reviews and Talent Turns. A bit like Viz but not rude and presented by a married couple who could be from the 1940s and make it look like it's all about to fall apart. We actually did make that as a pilot for BBC2 a few years ago and our guests were

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COMEDY: TREASON SHOW FESTIVAL SPECIAL Mark Brailsford and co ruthlessly take on the madness and eccentricities of the festival, politics and celebrity with their trademark mix of topical satire and song. The Brunswick, 16 & 29 May, 8pm and 28 May, 9pm; Latest Music Bar, 22-24 May, 8pm, £12.50/10

John Sergeant and Joanna Page. John really ‘got it’. They built us a village hall at BBC TV Centre, it didn’t get commissioned though. I’m not the world’s greatest talk show host but we had fun trying. HA! As for a different idea for TV, I always want to copy the last great thing I’ve seen. I'd like to do comedy inspired by the art world. It would work best at 9pm on BBC Four. Are you asking for a friend? Email me. Jo Neary VS Dyball & Kerr Mon 5 May (6pm) and Mon 26 May (4.30pm), Komedia Russell Neary Fri 23 May (7pm), Bom-Bane’s Jo Neary And Friends Thurs 29 May (8pm), Caroline Of Brunswick

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EVENT: BITE! For over a decade Brighton’s rappers and poets have met every year for a showdown of wits and words. Veterans of that scene are now training up fresh recruits with a series of weekly workshops – leading up to a big showcase on May 24. The event is intended to encourage youngsters to express themselves in their own voice, be it with rhymes or stanzas. Brighton Youth Centre, May 1/8/15/22 May , 6.15pm, Free EVENT: RAGS REVIVAL Clothes swishing is like a glamorous jumble sale except it’s not junk and you don’t buy anything. Instead, punters each bring up to 10 items of ‘pre-loved’ clothing or accessories, then they swap. The stuff people bring along tends to be from the vintage fashion side of things (so don’t expect to trade knackered old jeans). The Globe, Fri 2 May, 5pm, £5 FILM: POMPEII (12A) Dir: paul W. S. anderson Kit Harington, Emily Browning and Kiefer Sutherland star in this sword and sandal epic set in 62AD. Gleefully pouring elements of historical action into the mold of an

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old fashioned disaster movie, the film’s fast paced gladiator fights serve as a starter while you wait for the main course of mega volcano pyrotechnics to kick off. Released Fri 2 May Showing at Cineworld and Odeon FILM: PLASTIC (15) Dir: Julian Gilbey A British comedy crime caper, in which Ed Speelers trains a group of university students to become credit card thieves. After falling foul of a crime boss, they’re forced to up their game and end up in Miami. The British angle makes for a fresh take on both the Florida beach culture and the inevitable bungled heist. Released Fri 2 May Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

ART: OUR SOUTH DOWNS A unique project that brought together 45 schools and 2,407 school children from Hampshire, West Sussex and East Sussex to create artwork inspired by the South Downs National Park has culminated in a special exhibition this summer.

ART: LEAH GORDON Artist and curator Leah Gordon, takes her unfinished photography project Caste/Cast as her starting point, to explore shared Haitian and British histories and cosmologies. Photographs investigating the practice of grading skin colour in eighteenth century Haiti are juxtaposed with a film of a journey along the Manchester Ship Canal. Gordon was one of several artists selected by open submission, as part of HOUSE, Brighton’s festival of visual art and domestic space. Her work responds to the themes of immigration, migration and refuge. Regency Town House, 3 May - 26 May MUSIC: SONS OF KEMET Contemporary jazz outfit with the great Seb Rochford on drums and led by clarinetist, saxophonist and composer Shabaka Hutchings. Their debut album Burn was released on Naim Jazz, and with the help of two drummers the band’s visceral rhythms makes for a compelling experience. Komedia, Wed 30 April, 8pm, £12 MUSIC: THE SONICS Pioneers of the US garage sound of the ’60s, their hard-edged sound providing an early template for punk and hard rock in general. Following a 41-year hiatus they returned in 2007 with original members Gerry Roslie, Rob Lind and Larry Parypa. You’ll know Have Love, Will Travel as well as their take on Louie Louie. Concorde 2, Mon 5 May, 7.30pm, £20 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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he multi award-winning pop-up venue The Warren was established in 2012 by Otherplace Productions (who are responsible for the all-yearround programming at the Three & Ten theatre) providing high quality theatre, comedy, kids’ shows, and much else besides, for the UK. Music plays a big part too, and this year sees the return of the Fringe Club, featuring a number of excellent bands. The Warren officially kicks off on the Friday, with the first Fringe Club featuring The Iron Boot Scrapers – playing the music of today on the instruments of yesterday – and the all-girl The New York Dollies, armed with ukuleles and singing doo-wop punk and new wave songs in ’50s style close harmonies. Town Of Cats take over on May 3, their high energy brassy, skunking funk-folk one of the hits of last year. Support comes from Spoken Herd, a live band with improvised hip hop vocals. Also returning is the 20legged groove machine known as Meow Meows, mixing up ’60s-tinged ska, reggae and pop. They'll be joined by The Beautiful Word. May 15 sees the return, after a few Mountain Firework Company years’ absence, of Lucky Jim, led by the brilliant songwriter Gordon Grahame. They’ll be supported by the country-rock band Society. The following night Mynie Moe take over, a band who came out of the embers of 12 Stone Toddler, with support for The Dirty Devine. Two days later, on May 17, the venue hosts a launch party for the new album by Brighton’s premier funk and soul outfit The Impellers, who count Craig Charles amongst their fans. And then, to wind things down a bit, Folk By Candlelight features a number of rising stars to the scene including Jack Harris, Small Town Jones and harpist and guitarist Ellie Ford. Brighton’s Jacquemo and Muave People are here on May 22 followed by a night of noisy pop and rock on May 23; Flash Bang Band, Clowns and Thieves By The Code are three of the finest alt-rock bands out there, all one one bill. And then Brighton’s classy institution and local treasure that is Carnival Collective take over on May 24 for their inimitable percussion, vocal and brass based melange of world and dance music. The final weekend sees the mighty ska-lounge-funk-beat poetry Oscillator take over on May 20 while the brilliant bluegrass country Mountain Firework Company take you to paradise on May 31. Warren Theatre, 2-31 May, various times, all £5 advance. www.warrenvenue.com

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Club pays tribute to Frankie Knuckles

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rankie Knuckles’ death last month sent shockwaves through clubland. Although almost sixty, the godfather of house was still very much active on the dance music scene. Only the week before he had been DJing at London’s Ministry of Sound. He was also set to appear in Brighton at Digital this week. Instead of cancelling the night, promoters Inspired decided to go ahead with the date, turning it into a memorial for the much-missed DJ. To head up the night, fellow Brooklyn native, David Morales, is taking to the decks for an extended set influenced and inspired by Knuckles’ music. The master remixer made his name in the 90s with unexpected twists on pop classics; chances are he might even smuggle some mischief in amongst the homage. To pay your respects, head down to Digital on Sunday 4 May. If you make it to Bank Holiday Monday without crashing, you may well appreciate the chilled dub vibes over at the Volks’ Reggae All Dayer. From 1pm the club is opening its doors, putting on a Jamaican BBQ and providing lashings of rum. Just add some sun and it’s a winner. The line-up includes Lady Jane, Arkital Sound, Platinum Sound, Pillars Of Dub, the ever reliable Dialect & Kosine and the mighty Jungle Rollerz. The Strictly Reggae Crew take over at 11pm, keeping the skanking going until 5am. It's free entry all day (and night). This weekend also sees a special ‘All-Grrrl’ edition of the alternative club night, Stay Beautiful, with Simon Price and Richey Watson joined by erstwhile glam rocker and DJ partner, David Ryder-Prangley. The self-imposed policy of ‘no male singers’ won’t be too hard to accommodate with the night’s usual mix of indie and punk, glam and goth. It’s unlikely fans of Courtney Love, Patti Smith or PJ Harvey will come away disappointed. You can also expect to hear some Huggy Bear, The Slits and maybe Blondie. That's all down at Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar on Saturday 3 May.

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t is safe to say that festival season is on the horizon. I’m still reeling from the incredible display of denim shorts and impossibly tanned bum cheeks at Coachella. I am not a natural camper. I’d love to be one of those girls with scruffy hair and what seem like permanently hair free legs, but until I’m getting paid enough to rent a Winnebago I’m going to stay at home where there’s absolutely no chance of me losing my contact lenses. Whether you’ll be spending summer in fields or in the safety of your own four walls, there’s plenty to get you in the summer mood this week. Joanna Newsom has monopolised the female-singer-with-a-harp scene for the past ten years. Acts like Georgia Ruth are finally beginning to give it a go, a Welsh amalgamation of my two favourite Mitchell's. Joni and Anais not Phil and Grant. Catch her at the Komedia on Wednesday for £8.50. Georgia Ruth If a punkier Gaslight Anthem is more up your street then Colorado boys Elway are at The Prince Albert too. On Thursday, Essex rhythm-andblues band Dr Feelgood are at the Concorde, sure to fill a dance floor with hits like ‘Milk and Alcohol’. I heard this rumour (albeit six years ago) that Thursdays are the new Friday, so get your ticket for £14.50 and see if it’s true. If you prefer your Thursdays a little more low key but no less heartfelt then Brighton band Morning Smoke are at The Prince Albert with echoey drum-driven tracks from their new EP In Euphoria. Like a much better Bastille. 60s folk act Fairport Convention, in one of their ever-changing guises, are at Concorde on Friday playing two sets for £20. Inspired by the likes of The Byrds and The Mamas and The Papas they were a staple of the 70s. A quote on their website sums them up: “Fairport Convention did for real ale what The Grateful Dead did for LSD.” The incomparable, helmet-clad Bob Log III is at The Green Door Store on Saturday. Sounding like an insensitive, inaudible Mark Everett, backed by the industrial sounds of his violently played guitar. Well worth the £12 if you ask me. On Monday night Nick Lowe plays Komedia. Son in law of Johnny Cash, writer of Cruel To Be Kind and the aforementioned 'Milk and Alcohol', covered by Elvis Costello, and possibly the greatest musician that you should really know better.

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Tuesday 29 The Big Allotment Challenge BBC2, 8pm Fern Britton presents the latest in the BBC’s series about mending, making do, and growing your own so you don’t have to have pesticides or supermarket mark ups. Following on from baking, sewing and haircutting, this is the third round of the competition to see who has the greenest thumb. Felt tip colouring in not allowed.

The Last Chance School Channel 4, 10pm Where do the kids go once they’ve been excluded again and again? If they’re boys and need specialist attention for violent or disruptive behaviour, or have emotional and behavioural difficulties, then it’s just up the road to Muntham House School in West Sussex. Incredible teachers, remarkable kids.

Twin Towns Sky1, 9pm It has been said that Britain and the US are two countries separated by a common language. Time to see how separate they really are when a family from Whitby swaps home for a week with a clan from Anchorage. Will their differences take over from their similarities, and how will the week end?

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The British National Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity and Cain lock horns over their wedding day. Belle and Sean’s secret is out. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Bayern Munich V Real Madrid Adrian Chiles is joined by Lee Dixon and Roy Keane for live coverage of the semi-final second leg between holders Bayern Munich and Real Madrid at the Allianz Arena. No team has ever won the Champions League trophy in successive seasons, but Pep Guardiola’s Bayern remain on course to achieve that feat if they can overcome Real Madrid. With commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Adrian Chiles presents highlights of the semi-final second leg between holders Bayern Munich and nine-time winners Real Madrid. Who will make it through to next month’s final in Lisbon? 11.35 Wild Britain With Ray Mears Series in which Ray Mears travels all over Great Britain, sharing his knowledge of field craft and his passion for wildlife. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland 8.00 At Home With The Georgians 9.00 British Gardens In Time 10.00 Britain’s Park Story 11.00 Caravans: A British Love Affair 12.00am Britain’s Natural World: Unnatural History Of London 1.00 At Home With The Georgians

3.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) 1.05am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.55 You’ve Been Framed!

11.50am Pie In The Sky 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Rosemary And Thyme 4.05 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 The Vice 12.45am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) 9.50 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Rude Tube 12.55am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

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Wednesday 30 Under Offer: Estate Agents On The Job BBC2, 8pm What happens when you have a stunning cottage in the Cotswolds in your books that’s not been on the market for over a century? Not long in the history of the 300 year old place, but still. You take it to auction! Stunning homes and remarkable prices – high and low – all here.

Derek Channel 4, 10pm Series two of Ricky Gervais’ bittersweet comedy drama continues on with opportunities opening up – there are jobs to be had at Broadhill and Kev’s got his eye on one of them. A cleaned up Kev? Stranger things... Meanwhile, Hannah worries about Vicky’s taste in men. Like every friend will sometime.

The Tomorrow People E4, 9pm Magical people are all the rage, don’t you know, but with so many more questions as to how they work there’s bound to be more people after the answers. And here’s the thing... not all of them should know the answers. John and Russell stumble upon a dangerous plan Jedikiah is working on, and Cara gets a lead.

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 First Time On The Front Line 7.45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.30 Antiques Roadshow 9.30 Bang Goes The Theory 10.00 World Championship Snooker 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm World Championship Snooker 5.55 Party Election Broadcast For The European Parliament By The Conservative Party

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel disturbs a private moment between Marlon and Donna. Cain tries to make Charity see sense. Bernice makes a pass at Andy. 7.30 Coronation Street Fiz does not know what to believe. 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern presents the series in which three celebrities share the stage with some brand new co-stars - their own children. For charidee, mate. 9.00 Law & Order: UK Crime drama series. Still reeling from the shocking death of one of their team, Ronnie and Joe have a new case to deal with when an innocent young mother is stabbed to death in a busy London market place. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 On Assignment Rageh Omaar travels to Jamaica, one of several Caribbean countries claiming to still be suffering from the legacy of slavery and now demanding justice from the UK and other European countries. 11.10 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Sir Ian Botham Piers welcomes one of the nation’s biggest sporting heroes, Sir Ian Botham. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: McBride: Tune In For Murder (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax matches the baby in the picture among Johnny Barrett’s possessions to a photo found in his own family album. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 6.55 PEB: The Conservative Party 7.00 Benidorm ER Documentary series. John from Widnes is diagnosed as having thrombosis, which may mean he needs his leg amputated. 8.00 Columbine: Killing Spree Documentary series about mass murderers. 9.00 NCIS US naval police drama. On leave from NCIS while still grieving the loss of his wife and his kids’ mother, director Vance discovers unexpected personal information that causes him to question everything. 10.00 Castle Quirky US crime drama series about a bestselling author who teams up with a young New York detective to solve murders, gaining inspiration for his books along the way. Castle investigates when a juror on the murder trial of a famous socialite dies in the courtroom itself. 11.00 Castle Quirky US crime drama. 12.00am Law And Order: Special Victims Unit 12.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.05 Law And Disorder: Catching Criminals 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 Great Artists 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Champions League 10.00 Premier League Review 11.00 Revista De La Liga 12.00pm Football League Gold 1.00 Champions League 2.00 Premier League Review 3.00 Revista De La Liga 4.00 Champions League 5.00 Football Gold 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE Champions League 10.00 What’s The Story? 11.00 Football Gold 12.00am Champions League 1.00 What’s The Story? 2.00 Football Gold 3.00 Champions League 4.00 What’s The Story? 5.00 Football Gold

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Jason Mohammad introduces live coverage from the concluding sessions of the quarterfinals, with the first players to 13 frames moving into the last four. 8.00 Under Offer: Estate Agents On The Job See highlights. 9.00 The Birth Of Empire: The East India Company This is how it started. This and railroads. 10.00 Mock The Week Looks Back At... Animals Featuring classic archive material. With contributions from Frankie Boyle, Russell Howard, Micky Flanagan, David Mitchell, Adam Hills and Miles Jupp. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights Jason Mohammad presents highlights from the remaining quarter-final matches, where the difference between winning and losing is £30,000. 12.10am World Championship Snooker – Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: Kim Philby – His Most Intimate Betrayal 4.00 Making Media 4.30 Music, Mud And Making Money 5.00 Spark 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Mandarin Duck - First Flight

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Fifteen To One 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The truth about Patricks’ behaviour is revealed. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Secret Eaters Anna Richardson presents the series that uncovers the science and psychology about our eating habits. Allan and Emma’s widening waistlines have made them determined to solve the mystery of their weight gain once and for all, and the surveillance cameras reveals some supersized portions. 9.00 How To Get A Council House This episode meets some of the households in Tower Hamlets at the sharp end of the housing crisis, who are facing eviction, overcrowding, upheaval, uncertainty and, above all, a very long wait. 10.00 Derek See highlights. 10.30 Cardinal Burns Sketch show. New Guy and Charlie try out extravagant new flirting tricks, Yumi kills Rachel’s chances with a dreamy yoga instructor in Young Dreams, and Turkish minicab drivers Hashtag and Bukake demonstrate heroic attempts to rescue a damsel in distress. 11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by Martin Freeman, Rupert Everett and Dr Christian Jessen. 12.00am Random Acts 12.05 Music Nation 12.35 FILM: Bol (2011) 3.15 FILM: All That Heaven Allows (1955) 4.45 SuperScrimpers 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Champions League 7.00 Premier League Review 8.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 9.00 Super League Backchat 9.30 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Premier League Speedway 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 Emirates T20 Cricket 3.00 LIVE Tour De Romandie Cycling 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Ringside Special: Larry Holmes 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 Sportswomen 12.00am Premier League Review 1.00 Revista De La Liga 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Poker 4.00 Total Rugby 4.30 Sportswomen

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 10.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Snow Unleashed 12.00pm Red Bull Air Race 2.00 Premier League Speedway 4.00 Super League Backchat 4.30 Sports Unlimited 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Fantasy Football Club 7.00 Watersports World 8.00 Sportswomen 8.30 Sporting Greats 9.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 12.00am Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Soccer AM Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 The Call Centre 9.00 Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 10.00 Orphan Black 10.45 Family Guy (x3) 11.55 American Dad! 12.15am Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 1.15 Orphan Black 2.00 Teen Killers: Life Without Parole 3.00 Life And Death Row

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland 8.00 Mud, Sweat And Tractors: The Story Of Agriculture 9.00 FILM: Mongol: The Rise Of Genghis Khan (2007) 11.00 Genghis Khan 11.55 Parks And Recreation (x2) 12.40am Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities

2.00pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 FILM: 40 Days And 40 Nights (2002) 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Wild At Heart 3.00 Rosemary And Thyme 4.05 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Stephen Fry’s Key To The City 10.00 Best Of Royal Variety 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Pie In The Sky

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Tomorrow People. See highlights. 10.00 Party House 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.05am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.35 2 Broke Girls

11.05am FILM: Bear Island (1979) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Relocation, Relocation 5.45 Beat My Build 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 FILM: Runaway Jury (2003) 11.35 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 12.35am Grand Designs Revisited

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Thursday 1 Person Of Interest Channel Five, 10pm You’d think that some people just wouldn’t have that many enemies. For instance, the odds on having to protect a young Albanian hotel maid would have to be pretty long for Reese and Finch, and yet here they are facing a barrage of potential murderers as her knights in shining armour. Go figure.

Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic Channel 4, 11pm Dr Christian Jessen and Dr Dawn Harper host Embarrassing Bodies offering medical diagnosis as it happens. Wouldn’t it be embarrassing for them if no one felt ill during their live window? Red faces all round. As it is they’ve got a few features on the side to keep you well too.

Sex, Stags And Prague: Stacey Dooley Investigates BBC3, 9pm Fast becoming the capital of stag dos (no matter what West Street might think), Stacey Dooley looks at the highly competitive sex market, the pressure the girls are under, and rides along with the police to see their daily struggles to keep tourists safe and clean up thier messes. Delightful.

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6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 First Time On The Front Line 7.50 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.35 Horizon: Man On Mars: Mission To The Red Planet 9.35 Gardeners’ World 10.05 Animal Park 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker 5.55 Party Election Broadcast For The European Parliament By The UK Independence Party 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 7.00 World Championship Snooker The second semi-final gets under way. Live coverage of the first eight frames is introduced by Hazel Irvine from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 9.00 Protecting Our Parents With unprecedented access to the NHS and social services’ older adults care teams in Birmingham, Protecting Our Parents follows cases over a year from the perspective of the professionals, families and the elderly. Evelyn has advanced dementia and can no longer live safely at home. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry ponders the topic of knowledge and explains how many previous QI facts are no longer thought to be true. With Graham Linehan, Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from the opening sessions of the best-of-33 frame semi-finals. 12.10am Digby Jones: The New Troubleshooter 1.10 Sign Zone: Panorama . 4.00 Inside The Human Body – Learning Zone 5.00 After Life: Rot Box Detectives

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Fifteen To One 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will Nancy find out who’s to blame for Patrick’s spectacle? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series looking at high class pawnbrokers in Britain. 9.00 Heston’s Great British Food Heston Blumenthal explores the best of modern British food. This episode is all about the great British pie, with Heston on a mission to find inspiration for a three-course pie banquet. 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay continues his travels across the United States in a bid to save failing restaurants from disaster. Gordon heads to Scottsdale, Arizona, where he visits Amy’s Baking Company and meets husband-and-wife bistro owners Samy and Amy Bouzaglo, who reveal that they would rather throw unhappy diners out of the door than listen to their complaints. 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic See highlights. 12.00am One Born Every Minute 1.00 Random Acts 1.05 Love For Sale With Rupert Everett 2.00 How To Get A Council House 2.55 Unreported World 3.20 Shop Secrets: Tricks Of The Trade 3.50 Superscrimpers’ Challenge 4.45 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.15 FILM: Stealing Paradise (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax advises Casey to stay away from Josh and Andy, which only makes Casey suspicious. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 6.55 PEB: The UK Independence Party 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. 8.00 Beware! Cowboy Builders Documentary series. In Swindon, an elderly couple bought a bungalow which they wanted to extend to allow the wife to take care of her severely disabled husband. One year after they hired a young local to do the building work it is far from finished. 9.00 Family Massacre: The Jersey Slayer Documentary about Damian Rzeszowski, who killed six people, including his wife and children, at a barbecue at his family home in Jersey in 2011. 10.00 Person Of Interest See highlights. 11.00 Person Of Interest Drama series. When a government anti-terrorist field agent starts questioning his orders, Reese and Finch find themselves trying to protect a formidable team. 12.00am Access 12.10 SuperCasino 3.05 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 The Great Artists 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 UEFA Champions League 10.00 What’s The Story? 11.00 Premier League 100 Club 1.00pm UEFA Champions League 2.00 What’s The Story? 3.00 Football Gold 4.00 UEFA Champions League 5.00 FL72 Preview 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Super League Superstars 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.15 Ringside 11.15 FL72 Preview 12.15am Super League 1.15 Premier League Darts 4.45 Football League Gold

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ian and Peter are shocked when they learn about a new development concerning Lucy’s death. After a startling accusation, David’s suspicions grow as he decides to do some investigating himself. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef The cookery competition continues as the remaining cooks face Knockout Week, at the end of which only six will go through to the semi-final. 9.00 Parking Mad Documentary series about the world of parking, following the work of those in the public and private parking sectors and telling the stories of motorists involved in parking disputes. At a roadside operation, bailiffs use automatic number plate recognition to identify and stop cars with outstanding fines. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents Question Time from Leeds, with Conservative planning minister Nick Boles MP and Labour’s shadow home secretary, Yvette Cooper MP. 11.35 This Week 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona is intrigued to see Donna at the hospital. 7.30 What Next For The NHS?: Tonight Spiralling costs and increasing demand have pushed the NHS to the brink of financial disaster. Presenter Julie Etchingham looks at the options that lie ahead. 8.00 Emmerdale Donna begs Rhona to keep her secret. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs A tiny and heavily pregnant Chihuahua-cross called Bourbon arrives at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. 9.00 Wanted: A Family Of My Own Documentary series presented by Nicky Campbell, going behind-thescenes of the adoption process from both the child and the prospective parents’ point of view. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Births, Deaths And Marriages Second in a two-part documentary about Westminster register office and the people who work there. 11.35 Harbour Lives Ben Fogle meets the people who live and work around Poole harbour in Dorset. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 What Next For The NHS?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 9.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 11.30 Watersports World 12.30pm Total Rugby 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 LIVE Tour De Romandie Cycling 5.00 WWE Vintage 6.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 7.00 LIVE Premier League Darts 10.30 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.30am WWE NXT 1.30 WWE From The Vault 2.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 3.00 Football Gold 3.30 Arm Wars 4.00 WWE NXT 5.00 WWE From The Vault 5.30 Arm Wars

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Total Rugby 8.30 Football Gold 9.00 Watersports World 10.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Snow Unleashed 12.00pm Tour De Romandie Cycling 1.00 Sportswomen 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.30 Snow Unleashed 4.00 Red Bull Air Race 6.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 FL72 Preview 8.00 Rugby Club 9.00 The Last Team Mate 10.00 LIVE Poker: Sky Roller 12.00am Rugby Club 1.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 1.30 Ringside 2.30 Rugby Club 3.30 Sporting Heroes 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Tough Young Teachers 8.00 Kris: Dying To Live 9.00 Sex, Stags And Prague: Stacey Dooley Investigates. See highlights. 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x3) 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Sweat The Small Stuff 1.00 Bad Education 1.30 Life And Death Row

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey 9.00 The First Georgians: The German Kings Who Made Britain 10.00 Ripping Yarns 10.30 Some Vicars With Jokes 11.00 British Gardens In Time 12.00am Hinterland 1.40 Top Of The Pops: 1979 2.15 Sounds Of The 70s

3.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tom Daley Goes Global 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Viral Tap 11.35 Dads (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.20 Mom (x2) 2.05 You’ve Been Framed!

11.55am Pie In The Sky 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Rosemary And Thyme 4.05 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.05 Afterlife 11.05 The Vice 12.15am FILM: Bloody Sunday (2002)

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.00 Rude Tube 12.00am Party House

10.20am Relocation, Relocation 11.25 FILM: Prince Valiant (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Relocation, Relocation 5.45 Beat My Build 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Boss 12.15am Grand Designs

11.00am Late Chrysanthemums (1954) 1.05pm Ten Little Indians (1965) 2.55 Winchester 73 (1950) 4.45 Thunder Bay (1953) 6.50 The Madness Of King George (1994) 9.00 Solomon Kane (2009) 11.00 Underworld 3 (2008) 12.55am Johnny Mad Dog (2008) 2.45 Eccentricities Of A Blonde-haired Girl (2009)

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Friday 2 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4, 8pm Less ‘Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.’, more ‘Agents on the run from S.H.I.E.L.D.’, and S.H.I.E.L.D is looking dodgier by the secretrevealing minute. Colonel Talbot is hot on the heels of Coulson and the team as they seek refuge in an unlikely place and begin to uncover more of the truth.

The Graham Norton Show BBC1, 10.35pm More witty banter and cheeky asides from the king of BBC chat – Graham Norton. Ooh, really. Tonight he’s joined by some rather dishy stars of the new X-Men: Days Of Future Past movie – Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender and James McEvoy. And this year’s Eurovision hopeful Molly performs her special song.

Star-Crossed Sky1, 8pm You think this might be about some lovers whose families don’t approve of each other? Do you think? Or is the title too oblique? Maybe they need to make it more obvious, maybe by making it about aliens and humans. Y’know, like an allegory. Nothing heavyhanded here. Oh and black nail varnish versus pastels. Hmm.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.30 First Time On The Front Line 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker asks the questions as captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell go head-to-head in the light-hearted sports quiz. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Sonia and Bianca try to put their differences behind them for Carol’s sake, but how long will it last? 8.30 MasterChef The cookery competition continues as the eight remaining cooks reach the end of Knockout Week. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jack Dee and guest panellists including Bridget Christie. 9.30 Outnumbered Award-winning comedy. The last time Mum’s sister, Auntie Angela, came to visit, it ended in disaster. Now she is back, to show off the American therapist she has married, and Dad is determined to avoid a major incident. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show See highlights. 11.20 Bad Education Sitcom. 11.55 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama. 1.50am Weatherview 1.55 News

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 First Time On The Front Line 7.45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.30 The Great Interior Design Challenge 9.30 Mary Berry Cooks 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Live action from the penultimate session of the first semifinal is introduced by Hazel Irvine in Sheffield, where the winner will be guaranteed a minimum of £125,000. 9.00 Natural World Wildlife documentary. 10.00 The Trip To Italy Comedy series. Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan journey around Italy to review six restaurants. Steve and Rob visit Pompeii and have lunch at Relais Blu on the Sorrento coast, overlooking the isle of Capri. En route to their next stop, Michael Buble is the talking point. At the hotel, Rob receives a call from his agent telling him that he has got the part in the movie he auditioned for. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Laura Kuenssberg. 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland Jools Holland’s iconic music programme, featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.10am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.00 The Birth Of Empire: The East India Company 2.00 Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Val takes her relationship with Tiny to the next level. 7.30 Coronation Street Is Nick about to discover the truth? Maddie goes to extreme measures. 8.00 Weekend Escapes With Warwick Davis This week, Warwick takes his family and dog Sherlock to the Lake District, one of their favourite holiday destinations. 8.30 Coronation Street Insecure Sinead gets some Dutch courage. 9.00 Lewis While Hathaway takes time off in Kosovo, Lewis pays a visit to Louise Cornish, who is devastated that her husband Jack has walked out on the family. When a recently embalmed body is discovered dumped by an isolated farm track, GP Matt Whitby confirms that he died of cancer. But who was he? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Beatles: The Night That Changed America – A Grammy Salute Entertainment special celebrating the 50th anniversary of one of the most memorable moments in music and television’s joint history – the groundbreaking first appearance by the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Place In The Sun Home Or Away 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Celebrity Fifteen To One 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Has Patrick pushed Maxine too far this time? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Current affairs. At least 30 vehicles are carjacked every day in South Africa. Reporter Marcel Theroux and director James Brabazon visit the country’s capital, Pretoria, where this type of crime is acute. They go on patrol with Andries Hlongwane - who works for a private security firm - as he chases the gunmen and recovers stolen cars. 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show with guests including singer-songwriter Paloma Faith, who talks about her latest album. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top 50 countdown of the latest and greatest Kick-Ass Animals of the worldwide web. 12.10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 FILM: Withnail And I (1987) 2.25 Random Acts 2.30 Happy Endings 2.50 Happy Endings 3.15 Desperate Housewives 4.00 Superscrimpers’ Challenge 4.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 River Cottage Bites

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Benidorm ER 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.15 FILM: My Family’s Secret (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sasha comes to understand the reality of Matt’s situation, but when she gives him a friendly hug to say goodbye, Spencer witnesses it and draws the wrong conclusions. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 6.55 PEB: Plaid Cymru 7.00 Bloody Tales Of The Tower Documentary series. Tudor historian Dr Suzannah Lipscomb and journalist Joe Crowley investigate the grisly history of the Tower of London with the aid of original historical sources. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. This season, the Ice Road Truckers battle the farthest reaches of the North American continent. 9.00 NCIS US naval police drama. The NCIS team races to track down Ducky and Jimmy after the two disappear while transporting a body from a crime scene. 10.00 NCIS: LA Spin-off police drama series. Forensic scientist Abby Sciuto helps the team when a murder resembles the pattern of a serial killer she has been tracking. 11.00 Booze, Bust-Ups & Brothels: Soho Blues Documentary fly-on-thewall series looking at life on one of the busiest beats of Central London’s cops and ambulance services. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 The Great Artists 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FL72 Preview 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00pm Premier League Darts 3.30 FL72 Preview 4.30 Ringside 5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.30 Fantasy Football Club 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.15 Fantasy Football Club 11.15 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.45 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.15am Super League 1.15 Fantasy Football Club 2.15 Barclays Premier League Preview 2.45 Football Gold 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football Gold 6.30 Super League 7.30 Tour De Romandie Cycling 8.30 Super Rugby 10.30 Super Rugby 12.30pm Rugby Club 1.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 LIVE Tour De Romandie Cycling 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 8.00 Ringside Special 10.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 11.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 12.00am Ringside Special 2.00 Super League 3.00 Sporting Greats 5.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Football Gold 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Snow Unleashed 12.00pm ATP Tour Uncovered 12.30 Sporting Greats 1.00 FL72 Preview 2.00 Rugby Club 3.00 Super Rugby 5.00 Super Rugby 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 Premier League 100 Club 9.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 11.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 12.00am Tight Lines 1.00 Football Gold 2.30 Sporting Greats

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3.00pm Last Man Standing (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 StarCrossed. See highlights. 9.00 Modern Family 9.30 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Intelligence 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.25 Doctor Who (x2) 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Orphan Black 1.15 Sweat The Small Stuff 1.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.15 Impractical Jokers

7.00pm News 7.30 BBC Young Musician 2014 9.00 Frank Sinatra: The Voice Of The Century - Arena 10.35 ... Sings The Great American Songbook 11.35 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 12.35am Frank Sinatra: The Voice Of The Century Arena 2.10 ... Sings The Great American Songbook 3.10 Sounds Of The 70s

1.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.00 The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Underworld (2003) 11.30 Take Me Out 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)

3.00pm Rosemary And Thyme 4.05 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Love Your Garden 9.35 Love Your Garden 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.40 The Vice 12.45am FILM: Fierce Creatures (1997)

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: The A-Team (2010) 11.25 8 Out Of 10 Cats 12.15am The Midnight Beast

11.30am FILM: A Challenge For Robin Hood (1967) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Relocation, Relocation 5.45 Beat My Build 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Mammon 10.25 FILM: Runaway Jury (2003) 12.55am Come Dine With Me 2.00 Grand Designs

11.00am The Longest Day (1962) 2.35pm The Undefeated (1969) 4.55 Tobruk (1966) 7.05 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 9.00 The Adjustment Bureau (2011) 11.05 Final Destination 3 (2006) 12.50am Beneath (2007) 2.25 Primal (2009) 4.00 Close

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Saturday 3 For The Love Of Cars Channel 4, 7.05pm Vroom! This is a true love. Not for the machismo but for the finesse and design of classic cars, as car fanatic Philip Glenister and internationally renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. Starting with the incredibly rare Ford Escort Mexico. This is going to look awesome.

Prey ITV1, 9.35pm A new three-part crime thriller with the utterly non-provocative title of ‘Prey’. Feeling hunted yet? When detective Marcus Farrow starts to look closer into a seemingly cold case he finds himself quickly in water so deep Godzilla would be treading water. Framed for murder and on the run – uh, oh.

FILM: District 9 Film4, 10.55pm Surprise cinematic blockbuster from South Africa set in a world in which alien refugees have arrived on Earth and live in segregated camps. One pencilpusher – full of prejudice and off-hand hate – finds himself in a sticky predicament and on the run in this remarkably touching and yet high octane flick.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigellissima 12.00pm Football Focus 12.45 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 BBC News 1.15 World Championship Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.10 FILM: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

6.00am FILM: Angel Face (1952) 7.30 Great British Menu 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Great British Menu 9.30 Great British Menu 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 12.45 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 1.30 Richard Attenborough: Talking Pictures 2.10 FILM: Young Winston (1972) 4.30 World Championship Snooker 5.30 Nature’s Misfits: Natural World 6.30 Flog It! Crowds gather in the Welsh town of Monmouth. Englishman Charlie Ross pits his wits against Welsh boy Mark Stacey. Charlie takes a trip down memory lane when he values some Babar books. 7.00 World Championship Snooker The second semi-final reaches its climax, and by booking his place in the final, the winner will pocket at least £125,000 in prize money. Live action is introduced by Hazel Irvine from Sheffield. 9.30 Generation War: Our Mothers, Our Fathers The story of five German friends from 1941 to 1945. 11.00 FILM: What Just Happened (2008) Starring Robert De Niro, Catherine Keener, Sean Penn, Bruce Willis, Robin Wright Penn. Hollywood satire. A formerly successful Hollywood producer runs into trouble when his new movie, a thriller starring Sean Penn, receives a terrible response at previews. As he tries to navigate the conflicting pressures of soothing egos and appeasing unsympathetic business executives against a background of looming failure, his personal life also proves increasingly difficult to manage. 12.35am FILM: Surviving Summer (2009) 5.50 FILM: The Saint In New York (1938)

6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan 6.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Adventure Time 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.30pm The Unforgettable Norman Wisdom 1.00 All Star Family Fortunes 1.45 A Touch Of Frost 3.45 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 5.50 ITV News Meridian 6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 Let Me Entertain You The series which invites ordinary members of the public to be the star of the show by submitting their most entertaining home videos. 6.45 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill returns to the small screen to skewer more home videos with his unique observations. 7.15 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec continue the eighth series of Britain’s biggest talent competition. The judging panel – Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams – give their verdicts on yet more weird and wonderful auditions. 8.30 Amazing Greys Paddy McGuinness and Angela Rippon present fourth instalment of the game show in which confident young challengers take on some of the UK’s most celebrated senior citizens. 9.35 Prey See highlights. 10.30 The Americans Cold War drama series following two KGB agents posing as Americans. Phillip and Elizabeth both face painful turns in their missions. 11.30 ITV News; Weather 11.45 Through The Keyhole Celebrity Juice star Keith Lemon presents the last in the current series of the revived game show classic. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Dinner Date Australia 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.05am The Hoobs 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.50 How I Met Your Mother 11.20 How I Met Your Mother 11.45 The Simpsons 12.15pm The Simpsons 12.45 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality programme. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.05 For The Love Of Cars See highlights. 8.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. Gwyn and Kate were desperate for more space for their growing family and had set on building a traditional new house for themselves. But their plans changed when they fell for a decaying classic 1920s cinema in the heart of their home town of Thorne in South Yorkshire. 9.00 FILM: Green Zone (2010) Starring Matt Damon, Brendan Gleeson, Jason Isaacs, Greg Kinnear. Action thriller about a US Army warrant officer tasked with hunting for weapons of mass destruction in post-war Baghdad. As the team continue to search unsuccessfully, leading officer Roy Miller begins to suspect that the intelligence they are working from is false. 11.10 FILM: Escape From Alcatraz (1979) Starring Clint Eastwood, Roberts Blossom, Jack Thibeau, Fred Ward. Fact-based story set in America’s former maximum-security prison, from which escape was supposed to be impossible. 1.15am Tim Minchin And The Heritage Orchestra 2.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.50 Hoobs

6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.05 The Dog Rescuers 10.30 Beware! Cowboy Builders 11.30 World’s Busiest Border Crossing 12.30pm FILM: Greystoke: The Legend Of Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes (1984) 3.05 FILM: Sands Of The Kalahari (1965) 5.05 FILM: The Vikings (1958) 7.10 5 News Weekend 7.15 Sheriff Longmire Crime drama series. When a convicted murderer is released and then found mauled by a bear, the list of suspects is long. 8.00 NCIS Crime drama series. Gibbs investigates whether his mentor, Mike Franks, was involved with the deaths of two soldiers in an internationally delicate incident. 9.00 NCIS US drama. In this episode, the discovery of a doctor’s body on a naval training ground leads Director Vance to believe that his old nemesis, a North Korean assassin, is back in action. 10.00 FILM: The Bone Collector (1999) Starring Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Queen Latifah, Michael Rooker. Detective thriller. When a brilliant forensics expert is paralysed in an accident, he is left confined to his bed and suicidal. But his help is needed with a sadistic serial killer on the loose in Manhattan. A young female rookie detective becomes his ‘eyes’ on the streets in a race against time to catch the guilty man. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 World’s Busiest Border Crossing 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 Ringside 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Live Championship 2.30 Saturday Team Talk 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 LIVE Ford Saturday Night Football 7.30 LIVE Coppa Italia 10.00 FL72 Review 11.00 Championship 12.00am Saturday Reloaded 1.00 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 2.30 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 4.00 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 5.30 Championship

6.30 BBC News 6.40 South East Today 6.50 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity crime edition of the quiz. Featuring Lisa Maxwell and Mark Wingett, Sue Cook and Donal MacIntyre, Helen Fraser and Jack Ellis, and Laura Wilson and Mark Billingham. 7.40 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show. The show also features Kate Garraway with the lottery draws live from the National Lottery. 8.30 Casualty Dixie is given three months suspension by the Ambulance Trust and Connie makes Zoe question whether there was another procedure she could have tried in order to save a patient’s life. 9.20 The Guess List Rob Brydon hosts the game show in which contestants are helped to guess the answers to some rather revealing questions by five celebrities. The famous faces this time are David Walliams, Kian Egan, Kate Silverton, Ronnie Corbett and Tess Daly. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the Premier League. 11.45 The Football League Show The best of the action brought to you by Manish Bhasin. 1.05am Weatherview 1.10 News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football Gold 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 Super League 8.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Ringside Special 12.00pm Live Championship 2.30 Football League Gold 2.45 Football League Gold 3.00 LIVE Rugby Union 5.00 LIVE Super League 7.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 8.00 Saturday Night Football – Game Of The Day 10.00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 11.30 Coppa Italia Final 12.30am WWE Late Night Superstars 1.30 WWE NXT 2.30 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 4.30 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 5.30 WWE From The Vault

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 Sporting Greats 8.30 Super Rugby 10.30 LIVE IRB Sevens Rugby 7.00pm Spanish Football 8.00 Senna - The Last Team Mate 9.00 Red Bull Air Race 10.00 Red Bull Air Race 11.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 12.00am Sporting Greats 12.30 Spanish Football 1.30 Coppa Italia Final 2.30 FL72 Review 3.30 Football Gold 3.45 Football Gold 4.00 Spanish Football 5.00 Super League

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12.00pm WWE: Superstars 1.00 Kingdom Of Plants With David Attenborough 2.00 Modern Family (x6) 5.00 FILM: Robots (2005) 6.45 Futurama: Welcome To The World Of Tomorrow 7.00 Futurama 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Storm City 9.00 Revolution 10.00 Arrow 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (x2) 1.00am Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Doctor Who (x2) 8.40 Top Gear 9.40 Live At The Apollo 10.25 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x5) 12.50am American Dad! (x2) 1.35 Orphan Black 2.20 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.50 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.20 Impractical Jokers 3.50 Great TV Mistakes

7.00pm Britain’s Natural World 8.00 Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities 9.00 Storyville: Blackfish - The Whale That Killed 10.20 Killer Whales - Beneath The Surface: Natural World 11.20 Neil Sedaka: King Of Song 12.20am Neil Sedaka Says: All You Need Is The Music 1.05 Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.40 Byzantium

2.40pm FILM: The Perfect Man (2005) 4.40 You’ve Been Framed! Kids Special 5.45 FILM: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) 8.30 Britain’s Got More Talent 9.30 You’ve Been Framed! 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Crazy Beaches 11.20 Britain’s Got Talent 12.35am Britain’s Got More Talent 1.40 Viral Tap

11.05am The Darling Buds Of May(x2) 1.20pm FILM: The Baby And The Battleship (1956) 3.15 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.20 Foyle’s War 7.30 Rosemary And Thyme 8.35 Doc Martin 9.35 Martin Clunes & A Lion Called Mugie 10.40 FILM: The Life Of David Gale (2003) 1.20am Murder, She Wrote

2.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 4.00 Made In Chelsea 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.00 The Tomorrow People 9.00 FILM: Predators (2010) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube

10.50am Come Dine With Me Ireland (x5) 1.30pm FILM: Casablanca (1942) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 Monty Don’s Real Craft 7.55 Bin Laden: Shoot To Kill 9.35 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America 11.45 The 9/11 Hotel 12.50am Bin Laden: Shoot To Kill 2.30 Mammon 3.45 Close

11.00am Treasure Island (1972) 1.00pm The Perfect Catch (2005) 3.05 The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) 4.50 The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 6.40 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 10.55 District 9 (2009). See highlights. 1.00am Black Snake Moan (2006) 3.25 Close

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Sunday 4 Fargo Channel 4, 9pm The crime drama continues and the plot thickens. As would be expected in any drama based on a Coen brothers’ film. Malvo changes tack on the blackmail operation and Molly sets a trap. Unlikely to be a bear trap but you never can tell. Plus Gus wrestles with himself as to whether he should come clean.

Perspectives: The Man In The Hat – Rene Magritte With Will Young ITV1, 10pm Will Young has a passion for surrealist artist Rene Magritte’s work. Travelling to Magritte’s native Belgium to find out more about the man with the marvellous bowler hat, the subversive in convention’s clothing, Young’s well chuffed.

In The Flesh BBC3, 10pm Zombie drama! Who’d’ve thought that zombies and living flesh folk could live happily side by side? Well, it would seem that they can’t. Trouble stirs between the radical pro-living party, Victus, and the Undead Liberation that erupts in violence. No wonder Kieren is saving up for his ‘escape fund’.

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6.55am FILM: None But The Lonely Heart (1944) 8.45 Countryfile 9.45 Beechgrove Garden 10.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.45 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 12.30pm Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 1.15 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 2.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan 6.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Big Time Rush 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.25 Columbo Cries Wolf 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 Big Star’s Little Star 1.35 You’ve Been Framed! 2.05 Britain’s Got Talent 3.20 Let Me Entertain You 3.50 FILM: Licence To Kill (1989)

6.15am British GT 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.35pm Secret Eaters 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 The Big Bang Theory 4.35 The Big Bang Theory 5.05 The Simpsons 5.35 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Power Rangers: Megaforce 11.10 Access 11.15 The Dog Rescuers 11.45 Secret History Of UFOs 12.40pm Aliens: Are We Alone? 1.45 FILM: Thunderbirds (2004) 3.25 FILM: Open Season (2006) 5.00 FILM: Disney’s Mulan (1998)

6.00am Championship 6.30 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 8.00 Game Changers 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Premier League 100 Club 12.00am Spanish Football 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Spanish Football 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Ellie Harrison explores some of Britain’s most spectacular hills and mountains. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow A return visit to the Royal Marines Museum at Southsea, near Portsmouth. 9.00 The Crimson Field Drama series presenting one of the untold stories of World War I. Colonel Ballard, an aggressively rude and war-scarred commander of a Sikh regiment, threatens trouble for Grace. It seems he would rather be with his men than at rest within the calm sanctuary of the wards, yet when Grace reveals knowledge of Punjabi and an upbringing in India the colonel is temporarily calmed. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the popular news quiz, with captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jack Dee and guest panellists Charlie Brooker and Bridget Christie. 11.10 Knife Crime ER - Reggie Yates’s Extreme South Africa Twenty years since the first free elections and in the shadow of Nelson Mandela’s death, Reggie Yates gets up close and personal with three different communities in South Africa. 12.05am Weatherview 12.10 News

6.00 Australia With Simon Reeve Simon Reeve explores Australia. His adventure starts in the ‘red centre’ of the continent and onwards through South Australia via the extraordinary Indian Pacific Railway, until he reaches the west coast city of Perth. On the way, he joins an Aussie rancher in the parched outback and takes part in a spectacular camel round-up - part of an ongoing effort to stop the damaging spread of feral camels across the country. Simon also passes through Australia’s wine country and to the lucrative tuna fishing city of Port Lincoln, and he investigates the impact these trades are having on the environment. In Western Australia, he joins a 21st century gold rush - part of the resource boom that has made Australia one of the richest countries in the world. Finally in Perth, Simon discovers a full scale British invasion. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage from the second session of 2014’s World Championship final. 11.00 QI XL Comedy quiz show. Stephen Fry looks at justice, with Professor Brian Cox, Rhys Darby, Jason Manford and Alan Davies. 11.45 FILM: One In Ten (2010) 1.15am FILM: The Big White (2005) 2.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.20 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show which asks viewers and contestants to say what they see. 7.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy series featuring fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras. Expect outrageous stunts, irreverent behaviour and lots of laughter as the Rockers wreak more mayhem. 8.00 Vera Detective drama series based on the characters created by Ann Cleeves. DCI Vera Stanhope unearths a 30-year-old mystery when the son of a prominent local family is found brutally murdered on the sands of a seaside resort. Then a second death leaves Vera faced with mounting pressure to crack the case. 10.00 Perspectives: The Man In The Hat - Rene Magritte With Will Young See highlights. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership With just two rounds to go before the semi-finals, Mark Durden Smith and David Flatman present all the highlights from round 21 of the Aviva Premiership. 12.15am The Store 2.45 Motorsport UK 3.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Bear’s Wild Weekend With Stephen Fry Documentary. Adventurer and survival expert Bear Grylls returns with another intense and exhilarating Wild Weekend, taking Stephen Fry out of his familiar environment. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and internationally renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. 9.00 Fargo See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Underworld: Awakening (2012) Starring Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea, Michael Ealy. Fantasy action story. The human race discovers that the vampire and lycan clans exist and the two races become close to extinction. When one of the few remaining vampires awakes, she finds she has a powerful daughter and must stop the werewolves from using her to protect the last of their kind. 11.45 FILM: Babel (2006) Starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael Garcia Bernal, Rinko Kikuchi. Ensemble drama that explores how the shooting of an American tourist in Morocco links four seemingly unconnected tales. 2.15am Southland 3.05 The Hotel 4.00 Superscrimpers’ Challenge 4.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

6.40 5 News Weekend 6.45 FILM: Stargate (1994) Starring Kurt Russell, James Spader, Jaye Davidson, Viveca Lindfors. Rousing sci-fi adventure about a time portal that provides a gateway into an alternate universe. 9.00 FILM: War Of The Worlds (2005) Starring Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Otto, Justin Chatwin, Tim Robbins and David Alan Basche. Science fiction remake of the 1953 adaptation of HG Wells’s classic novel about a dock worker’s fight to get his children to safety when merciless aliens attack Earth. As the family race through the streets of New York, they find themselves being chased by giant tripod. 11.10 FILM: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) Starring Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, Rip Torn, Justin Long. Anarchic comedy concerning the efforts of a hapless gym proprietor and his clients to fend off the acquisitive attentions of a rival bodybuilding empire with designs on their virtually bankrupt facility. 1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Booze, Bust-Ups & Brothels: Soho Blues 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.05 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Tour De Romandie Cycling 7.00 Super League 8.00 Coppa Italia Final 9.00 Spanish Football 10.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 2.00pm LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00 Sporting Greats 6.30 Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 7.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 8.00 F1 Legends 9.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 10.00 Sporting Greats 11.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 11.30 Tour De Romandie Cycling 12.30am Cricket: LV County Championship 1.30 Sporting Greats 2.30 Sporting Heroes 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 5.00 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Vintage 7.00 WWE From The Vault 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 LIVE IRB Sevens Rugby 7.30pm Super Rugby Extra Time 8.00 WWE: Experience 9.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 9.30 This Week In WWE 10.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.00 This Week In WWE 11.30 WWE Vintage 12.30am Super Rugby Extra Time 1.00 This Week In WWE 1.30 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 2.30 This Week In WWE 3.00 WWE Vintage 4.00 Sporting Greats

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7.00pm Top Gear 7.50 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003) 10.00 In The Flesh. See highlights. 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Ja’mie: Private School Girl (x2) 12.45am In The Flesh 1.40 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.10 Impractical Jokers 2.40 Bamboo 3.00 In The Flesh

7.00pm The Rabbits Of Skomer 7.10 FILM: In Which We Serve (1942) 9.00 Easter Island: Mysteries Of A Lost World 10.30 The Wonder Of Bees With Martha Kearney 11.00 Frank Sinatra: The Voice Of The Century - Arena 12.35am ... Sings The Great American Songbook 1.35 Top Of The Pops: The Story Of 1978

2.20pm Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 3.20 You’ve Been Framed! 4.20 Britain’s Got Talent 5.45 Britain’s Got More Talent 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! 7.15 FILM: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002) 10.00 Viral Tap 10.50 FILM: White Chicks (2004) 1.05am Viral Tap 1.45 Mom

10.20am Heartbeat 11.20 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 12.25pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.35 Rosemary And Thyme 3.40 Goodbye Mr Chips 5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00 The Zoo 9.00 Birds Of A Feather 9.30 Vicious 10.00 FILM: Intolerable Cruelty (2002) 12.10am Cracker 1.10 Agatha Christie’s Marple

12.35pm Made In Chelsea 1.35 Revenge 2.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.30 How I Met Your Mother (x3) 5.00 The Tomorrow People 6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 8.00 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 Rude Tube 12.10am How I Met Your Mother (x2)

11.05am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x4) 12.40pm The Taste USA 1.40 Shipping Wars (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Shipping Wars (x2) 9.00 Undercover Boss Canada 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 12.05am Undercover Boss Canada

11.00am Titanic (1953) 1.00pm 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 2.55 Big Fish (2003) 5.20 From Up On Poppy Hill (2011) 7.10 Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) 9.00 Star Trek (2009) 11.25 House Of Flying Daggers (2004) 1.45am Far North (2007) 3.40 Close

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Monday 5 Bang Goes The Theory BBC1, 7.30pm Looking at the science behind the headlines, headed up by one of the people who introduced a whole generation to real life sci-fi on Tomorrow’s World – Maggie Philbin. This week she’s looking at the problems the humanitarian community faces when tackling a disaster, and how much is learned at ground zero.

Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm They’re a jolly lot, aren’t they? On the cobbles, if it isn’t a derailed tram charging into your house or a bigamous husband, it’s really not worth getting upset about. Actually, Lloyd’s been pulling out all the stops and now might have just pushed himself too far. Hopefully not of the edge of a tram rail. Once is enough.

The First Georgians: The German Kings Who Made Britain BBC4, 10.35pm Dr Lucy Worlsey is good! It’s like she’s sharing family secrets when she spills the beans on the most dysfunctional royal family since the Tudors. A readymade Royal Family (post and packaging not included) from Hanover to stop a Catholic seizing the throne. Hmm.

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6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 FILM: Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron (2002) 8.35 FILM: Goodbye Mr Chips (1939) 10.25 FILM: The Importance Of Being Earnest (1952) 12.00pm Pallisers 12.50 Pallisers 1.45 Coast 2.00 World Championship Snooker

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 Storage Hoarders 11.30 The Unforgettable Joan Sims 12.00pm Dinner Date 1.00 ITV News & Weather 1.15 All Star Family Fortunes 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.30 BBC News At Six 6.45 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory See highlights. 8.00 EastEnders David makes a shocking discovery; how will he react? Cora goes to extreme measures after coming to an upsetting realisation. 8.30 Miranda A fed-up Miranda makes a big life decision: she’s going travelling. She has packed her bags and is leaving, this time for good. Stevie is devastated, and Penny is too wrapped up in renewing her wedding vows to notice. Only Gary can stop her going, but how does he really feel? 9.00 When Corden Met Barlow That’d be the big bloke saying ‘hello’ to the bloke who used to be big. Physically speaking. They’re both pretty big in show biz terms. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.15 South East Today 10.20 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.25 Late Kick Off Jacqui Oatley presents the football magazine focusing on clubs in the region, featuring news, views & interviews. 11.55 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton continues his award-winning talk show. 12.40am Weatherview Detailed 12.45 BBC News

6.00 Escape To The Continent 6.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and 24 of the nation’s top chefs are competing for the chance to cook at a glorious banquet marking the 70th anniversary of D-Day. Three of London and the south east’s superstar chefs, returning contender Adam Simmonds, Michelinstarred newcomer Tom Sellers and his former boss Adam Byatt, attempt to dazzle the mystery judge with their starter courses. Adam Simmonds is hoping that it will be second time lucky after his mistakes in the previous competition, but he is up against two newcomers who both have their sights set firmly on the prize. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Hazel Irvine presents as the snooker season reaches its climax, with a possible ten frames deciding the 2014 World Championship. The winner receives the trophy and a cheque for £300,000. 11.00 Amazon’s Retail Revolution: Business Boomers Documentary series on businesses that have boomed despite tough economic times. This episode reveals how Amazon grew from a garage business to a £100 billion global giant. 12.00am Digby Jones: The New Troubleshooter 1.00 Sign Zone: Louis Theroux’s LA Stories 4.00 3, 2, 1, Go! 5.00 3, 2, 1, Go!

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Surreal comedy from the mind of Harry Hill, inspired by viewers home videos. 7.00 Emmerdale Val rushes to Eric’s defence when he prepares to fight Tiny in the village. 7.30 Coronation Street See highlights. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo makes a culinary journey around his native Italy. 8.30 Coronation Street Anna cracks under pressure. 9.00 Prey Second instalment of a three-part high-octane crime thriller about a man on the run, desperate to clear his name for the sake of his family. The extensive hunt for Marcus Farrow gains momentum when DI Susan Reinhardt receives a tip-off about his whereabouts. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.15 Benidorm Award-winning sitcom. Following the hostage situation, the holidaymakers return to The Solana to enjoy a free week’s vacation as compensation for their travails the previous year. 11.15 Joanna Lumley’s Greek Odyssey Joanna Lumley travels through Greece. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.10am Countdown 6.55 FILM: Firehouse Dog (2007) 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sandy returns to find her son missing. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Shop Secrets: Tricks Of The Trade Documentary series exposing the tricks and scams used by traders to make us spend our money. 8.00 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather Alex Beresford investigates if Britain is facing the worst weather in recorded history. Alex trawls through centuries of British history and analyses the latest scientific research to find out if our winters are going to get colder. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Series in which adventurer Bear Grylls abandons 13 British men on a remote, uninhabited Pacific island for a month. The men are dropped off by Bear. In danger of being overwhelmed by the tides, they battle through the dense undergrowth. 10.00 Love For Sale With Rupert Everett Investigative documentary. Actor and writer Rupert Everett asks why people really buy and sell sex. 11.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series. 12.00am Random Acts 12.05 Fargo 1.00 Scandal 1.45 Southcliffe 2.40 Mesh 2.45 Mr Drew’s School For Boys 3.40 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.35 SuperScrimpers 5.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.15 5 News Lunchtime 1.20 Neighbours 1.50 NCIS 2.50 FILM: White Fang (1991) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 FILM: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005) Starring Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, Missi Pyle, Helena Bonham Carter, David Kelly, Noah Taylor. Tim Burton’s retelling of Roald Dahl’s classic children’s story. 8.00 The Woman With 40 Cats... And Other Pet Hoarders Documentary about people whose love of animals has become an obsession. 9.00 Britain’s Favourite Stand-Up Comedian A rundown of the nation’s all-time favourite stand up comedians. From Tommy Cooper to Victoria Wood, Robin Williams to Joan Rivers and Jo Brand, this international list highlights the greatest and funniest comedy talent. Faces such as Paul Hogan, Ross Noble, Tamsin Greig, Christopher Biggins and Rain Pryor, daughter of comedy legend Richard Pryor, comment on their most beloved comedy heroes. 11.50 FILM: You Don’t Mess With The Zohan (2008) Starring Adam Sandler. Comedy. A disillusioned Israeli counter-terrorist soldier fakes his own death in order to fulfil his dream of becoming a hairdresser. 1.50am SuperCasino 3.05 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 HouseBusters 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 10.00 Soccer Extra Bank Holiday Special 12.00pm Spanish Football 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Football’s Greatest Teams 2.00 Football’s Greatest Managers 2.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 3.00 Football Gold 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 Fantasy Football Club 4.00 Premier League 100 Club 4.30 TBA 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 FL72 Review 12.30am SPFL Round-Up 1.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 Ford Monday Night Football 4.30 FL72 Review

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sky Sports Classics 7.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 8.00 Tour De Romandie Cycling 9.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 2.00pm LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00 Sky Sports Classics 7.00 Super League Full Time 8.00 IRB Sevens Rugby 9.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 IRB Sevens Rugby 12.00am Cricket: LV County Championship 1.00 Sky Poker: UK Poker Championships 2.00 IRB Sevens Rugby 3.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 4.00 Super League Full Time 5.00 IRB Sevens Rugby

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Super League 9.00 Super League 10.00 Super League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Snow Unleashed 12.00pm LIVE Madrid Masters Tennis 10.00 Sky Poker: UK Poker Championships 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw Live 4.15 WWE From The Vault 5.30 Arm Wars

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7.00pm Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x3) 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 In The Flesh 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 3.00 Extreme Beauty Queens

7.00pm Lionel Bart: Reviewing The Situation 8.00 The Wonder Of Bees With Martha Kearney 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Hinterland 10.35 The First Georgians: German Kings Who Made Britain. See highlights. 11.35 Timewatch: Stonehenge 12.30am Only Connect

12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street (x2) 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Talent 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 FILM: Beethoven (1992) 6.55 FILM: Zookeeper (2011) 9.00 FILM: Underworld (2003) 11.25 Two And A Half Men (x3) 12.50am Fake Reaction 1.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

10.35am Rosemary And Thyme 11.40 Pie In The Sky 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Wild At Heart 2.50 Rosemary And Thyme 3.55 Housewife, 49 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 The Vice 12.15am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 Party House 12.05am How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.00 Revenge

10.05am Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 10.40 FILM: Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 1.25pm Location, Location, Location 2.30 Grand Designs (x6) 9.00 Monty Don’s Real Craft 10.00 Benefits Britain 1949 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 12.05am Grand Designs 1.10 Monty Don’s Real Craft

11.00am Horton Hears A Who (2008) 12.40pm An Elephant Called Slowly (1970) 2.30 The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (2010) 4.40 27 Dresses (2008) 6.50 St Trinian’s 2: The Legend Of Fritton’s Gold (2009) 9.00 Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark (2010) 10.55 Wanted (2008) 1.00am Tekkonkinkreet (2006)

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