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You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence. Lumberjack A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good." The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The man said okay and left. Five minutes later he came back and was done. The owner was shocked and asked, "How did you chop that tree down so fast?" The man said, "I got a lot of practice in the Sahara." The owner replied, "You mean the Sahara desert?" "Yes" he said, "or at least that's what they call it now."
A busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners on, so she resorted to posting this reminder on the kitchen door: "STOVE?" Her daughter, back from college, noticed Mother's sign. Beneath it she taped her reply: "No -- DOOR! Trust me. I went to college."
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Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect! NEWSPAPER HEADLINES THAT MERIT A SECOND GLANCE CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase (Like, let's triple those muggings Lefty, and Spike. Sex Fund Pledged For Sheriff (Now he can take his mind off the increase in crime, eh?) Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital (Wonder which one carried the vital organs?)
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As pet owners ourselves, we have been faced with the devastating decision about what to do with our pet’s remains as well as learning to cope with the loss. We discussed with our vet the different options and found that having our pet cremated was what we wanted to have done. Having been through this experience and with our knowledge of operating a crematory led us to purchasing our own pet crematory and providing a service that any pet owner could appreciate. Our separate pet crematory will allow us to offer cremation services exclusive to your pet. Owners: Whether you have an immediate need for our services or you are Terry G. & Terri Lynn Sorrells planning for a decision you will have to make for your pet in the future, 4550 Boll Weevil Circle, we understand how saying good-bye to your pet can be very difficult. Suite 2 East Enterprise Pet Crematory is committed to helping you through this sad Enterprise, Alabama 36330 time in your life.
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The Bible says "do not fear" 365 times ... That's enough for one everyday of the year !
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They've closed a road to repair a Man walking past the collapsed sewer-pipe near where I live. Olympic stadium The actual road closure is not carrying a long case is apparent until you go around a collared by a guard. bend, so a lot of drivers go to see "Are you a pole-volter?" if the road is really closed and the guard asks. then have to turn around in the The man replies "No, narrow road. Their embarrassment is made I'm German actually; worse by the back of the "ROAD but how did you know CLOSED" sign, which reads: my name was Walter" "TOLD YOU SO!"
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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood before of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Interesting, " said the man, "Whose clock is that?" he asked, pointing to a large clock in the middle of the wall. "That's Mother Teresa's clock," St. Peter replied. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible, " said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Fascinating! " the man said. "Where's the President's clock?" he asked. "His clock is in Jesus' office," St. Peter replied. "He's using it as a ceiling fan." "They will rise up against you but will not overcome you for I am with you and will rescue you." says the Lord. Jeremiah 1:19
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The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them.
SWEET POTATO PIE WITH PRALINE CRUST
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1 (9 in) uncooked deep dish pie crust 1/3 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar 1/3 cup chopped pecans 3 large eggs, lightly beaten 1 cup evaporated milk 1 1/2 cups cooked, mashed sweet potato 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg Whipped cream (optional)
Preparation ● Combine butter and 1/3 cup brown sugar; stir in pecans. Press mixture over pastry shell.
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Bake at 425° for 5 minutes. Let cool on a wire rack. Reduce oven temperature to 350°. Combine eggs and next 8 ingredients in a large mixing bowl; beat at medium speed of an electric mixer until blended. Pour mixture over praline layer in pastry shell. Bake at 350° for 50 minutes or until pie is set. Let cool on wire rack. Top with whipped cream, if desired.
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1 cup canned pumpkin 1 cup evaporated milk 1/2 cup sugar 1/4 cup maple syrup 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon maple flavoring 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 frozen pie shell (9 inches) Whipped cream, optional
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Directions ● In a large bowl, beat the first 10 ingredients until smooth; pour into pastry shell. Cover edges loosely with foil. ● Bake at 400° for 10 minutes. Reduce heat to 350°; bake 40-45 minutes longer or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Remove foil. Cool on a wire rack. ● Garnish with whipped cream if desired.
DIXIE PIE Ingredients ● 2 9 inch pastry for single-crust pie ● 1 1/4 cups raisins ● 1 cup butter, softened ● 1 cup sugar ● 1 cup packed brown sugar ● 6 eggs ● 2 teaspoons vanilla extract ● 2-3 teaspoons ground cinnamon ● 1 cup chopped nuts
● 1 cup flaked coconut ● Whipped topping, optional ● Additional chopped nuts, optional
Directions ● Line two 9 inch pie plates with pastry. ● Trim pastry to 1/2 inch beyond edge of plate; flute edges. ● Line crusts with a double thickness of heavyduty foil. ● Bake at 450 for 10 minutes. ● Discard foil. Cool on wire racks. ● Place raisins in a saucepan and cover with water; bring to a boil. ● Remove from the heat; set aside. ● In a mixing bowl, cream butter and sugars. ● Beat in eggs, vanilla and cinnamon until smooth. ● Drain raisins. ● Stir raisins, nuts and coconut into creamed mixture[mixture will appear curdled]. ● Pour into the crusts. ● Bake at 350 for 30-35 minutes or until set. ● Cool on wire racks. ● Garnish with whipped topping and nuts if desired.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Better car, better gas mileage? Dear Dave, Is it a good idea to sell your car in order to get one that gets better gas mileage? Trey Dear Trey, Only if the other car is really cheap, or cheaper than the one you’re selling. I think it’s funny when people run out and upgrade on their $7,000 car to buy a $30,000 Prius to save gas. Think about it. That’s an extra expenditure of $23,000 to save gas. Where are you planning on driving, to the moon? Actually saving money is a much better plan than some of the ideas people dream up in the name of saving money. When it comes to things like this, you need to sit down and do the math. Crunch some hard, cold figures and see what happens. “Well, if we got this kind of gas mileage, instead of what we’re getting now, how much money would we save?” But if you spend $5,000 more to save $50 it will take forever to get back the money you’ve already spent. Getting better gas mileage is good thing, but I wouldn’t recommend spending any more than the value of the car you’re currently driving to make it happen. Moving down in car but up in mileage is a great plan. If you do that, you’ll really start making headway with your money. This kind of scenario is a simple math thing, Trey. The problem is lots of times people’s emotions get
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Bearly Preaching
A priest, a rabbi and a Pentecostal preacher all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk "shop". One day someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. Well, one thing led to another and before it was over they decided to do a seven-day experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear and preach to it. It's now 7 days later and they're all together to discuss the experience. Father O'Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages goes first. "Wellll," he says in a fine Irish brogue, "Ey wint oot into th' wooods to fynd me a bearr. Oond when Ey fund him Ey began to rread to him from the Baltimorre Chatecism. Welll, thet bearr wanted naught to do wi' me und begun to slap me aboot. So I quick grrabbed me holy water and, THE SAINTS BE PRAISED, he becam as gintle as a lamb. The bishop is cooming oot next wik to give him fierst communion und confierrmation." Reverend Billy Bob speaks next. He's in a wheel chair, with an arm and both legs in casts and an I.V. drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he proclaims, "WELL brothers....you KNOW that we don't sprinkle........WE DUNK! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to him from God's HOOOOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. I SAY NO! He wanted NOTHING to do with me. So I took HOOOLD of him and we began to rassle. We rassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another untill we come to a crick. So'se I quick DUNK him and BAPTIZE his hairy soul. An' jus like you you sez, he wuz gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the week in fellowship, feasting on God's HOOOOLY word." Next, the first two both look down at the rabbi who's laying in a hospital bed. He's in a body cast & traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. The rabbi looks up and says "Oy! You don't know what tough is until you try to circumcise one of those creatures."
762-9837 CONGRATULATIONS TO: Amy Campbell of Ozark Ray Eady of Ozark They have won the prize package for this month! They found The Hidden Deer in the October Edition of Laughs&Lifts. Entries came in from AL, FL, & GA from over 26 communities, including my home town of Blountstown, Florida‌Go Tigers
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
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As hard as it is sometimes, ALWAYS forgive! Not forgiving leads to bitterness & anger; I don't know bout you but I would rather have peace & be happy!
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TIER 1 HOSPITAL Through the tiered network, Alabama hospitals are categorized into one of three “tiers” based on their performance in three primary areas of interest: quality awareness, patient safety awareness and financial awareness. Hospitals designated as “Tier 1” are recognized as having attained the highest level of compliance in these areas.
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A "trying time" is not the time to quit trying!
Have you ever noticed how THE GOVERNMENT thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
WITH STROKE, TIME LOST IS BRAIN LOST.
THE STROKE CARE NETWORK SAVES LIVES IN DALE COUNTY. Dale Medical Center is working to ensure patients in our PROVIDING PATIENTS THE community have the most comprehensive stroke care available. HIGHEST LEVEL OF ADVANCED Telemedicine, a real time video examination, allows a Neurologist STROKE CARE. to diagnose and prescribe life-saving drugs to a stroke victim within a matter of minutes. A coordinated and quicker response time, including transfer to a comprehensive stroke center such as SAMC when needed, means less damage caused by the stroke.
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If you want to know what happens when you don't secure your borders, ask a Native American.
Questions A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do, the son started asking his father some questions. "How does the boat float?" he asked. The man thought about the question for a moment, then said, "I don't really know, son." "Well, how do fish breath underwater?" The man scratched his head. "I guess I don't know the answer to that one either." "Why is the sky blue?" the boy persisted. The father replied, "I really don't know, son." The boy started to worry that his father was getting upset at all the questions. "Do you mind me asking questions, Dad?" His father immediately reassured him. "No, of course not, son! If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!" To be happy: Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.
Church Feuds Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside. One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, I Shall Not Be Moved.' The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, Jesus Paid It All.' The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was I Love To Tell The Story.' The preacher became disgusted over the situation and the next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang Oh, Why Not Tonight.' When the preacher resigned the next week he told the church that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'
Last night I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome; at first I hated it, but halfway through I never wanted it to end. FREE ADVICE At a party of professionals, a Doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms, and get an opinion about diagnosis. The Doctor turned to a Lawyer acquaintance, and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?" "Simple," answered the Lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it." The next day, the Doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send the bills; there sat a bill from the Lawyer.
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A BLONDE KIDNAPPING A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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I'll never understand why cartoon pictures of the sun always depict it wearing sunglasses. What exactly would it be protecting its eyes from?
Collateral Needed! An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it," said the old man. "What have you got for collateral?" queried the banker, going strictly by the book. "Don't know of collateral." "Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?" "Yes, I have a 1949 Chevy pickup." The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?" "Yes, I have a horse." "How old is it?" "I don't know; it has no teeth." Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here's the money to pay loan," he said, handing the entire amount including interest. "What are you going to do with the rest of that money?" "Put it in my pocket." "Why don't you deposit it in my bank?" he asked. "I don't know of deposit." "Well, you put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it." The old Indian leaned across the desk, looking suspiciously at the banker, and asked, "What you got for collateral?" NOVEMBER 2013 NOW IN OUR 6�� YEAR 22
Sounds like somebody might be in the wrong line of work... "I played for a semi-pro baseball team. At every game, we sold raffle tickets. Half the money paid the team's expenses, and the other half went to the winning ticket holder. One day the drawing was held just as I stepped up to bat. The home plate umpire pulled the winning ticket, and then he turned to me. Could you read me the number? My vision's not too good.'"
I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast forward the BS. & Rewind the memories.
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BETCHA DIDN’T KNOW THIS! Why are there 5,280 feet to a mile? Why not 5,000?
The measurement known as a mile is a vestige of the Roman Empire's rule over Britain. At this time, the Romans had a measurement known as mille pasuum (ME-lay PA-soo-em), or a thousand paces. A pace comprised five, possibly sandal shod, Roman feet. Using a simple mathematical calculation, we arrive at 5,000 feet per mile. The demise of the Roman Empire left the Britons in a quandary. They now had a mile, consisting of 5,000 feet, and their own agricultural measurement, the furlong, used to measure the farmers' fields for the purpose of property deeds, etc. Instead of using the Roman foot in calculating the measure of a furlong, they used the distance a horse could pull a plow, in a linear fashion, before the nag needed a nap. They agreed that this measurement consisted 660 feet. Now came the dilemma. The British wished to marry the furlong to the mile, but, as they wanted a mile to comprise eight furlongs, totaling 5,280 feet, instead of the Roman 5,000 feet per mile, they had no choice but to select one of the two. Not surprisingly, they chose their measurement over the Roman measurement because, as property deeds at the time were measured in furlongs, or 660 feet, a change to the Roman measurement would short the farmer or landowner.
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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES. The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE.
To be physically fit it is important to eat healthy foods, exercise and get a good night sleep. All of us need to be healthy regardless of our age or gender. In order to be considered us as overall well being healthy, we should have a disease free body, fit and fill with abundant energy. Now that is the physical, how about the spiritual? Jeremiah 15:16 Thy words were found, and I did eat them; and thy word was unto me the joy and rejoicing of mine heart: for I am called by thy name, O LORD God of hosts. Ezekiel 3:3 And he said unto me, Son of man, cause thy belly to eat, and fill thy bowels with this roll that I give thee. Then did I eat it; and it was in my mouth as honey for sweetness Revelation 10:8-10 Then the voice from heaven spoke to me (John) again: “Go and take the open scroll from the hand of the angel who is standing on the sea and on the land.” So I went to the angel and told him to give me the small scroll. “Yes, take it and eat it,” he said. “It will be sweet as honey in your mouth, but it will turn sour in your stomach!” 10
So I took the small scroll from the hand of the angel, and I ate it! It was sweet in my mouth, but when I swallowed it, it turned sour in my stomach. It is vitally important that we get a healthy diet of God’s Word. There is nothing in this world that we will ever face that it is not covered in the Word of God. Read it, study it, meditate on it, speak it, OBEY it, and pray about it, “Let the Word of God Become a Part of Who We Are”…God’s Word is quick, sharpen than any two-edge sword, the Word will cause the dead things in our lives to come alive, given you life in any dead situation or circumstance. Hebrews 4:12 For the Word that God speaks is alive and full of power [making it active, operative, energizing, and effective]; it is sharper than any two-edged sword, penetrating to the dividing line of the breath of life (soul) and [the immortal] spirit, and of joints and marrow [of the deepest parts of our nature], exposing and sifting and analyzing and judging the very thoughts and purposes of the heart.
Odd Symptoms A man gets an emergency appointment with his doctor because he has some alarming and "odd" symptoms. "Like what?" the doctor asks. "Well, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves and started calling my wife Minnie." "That's pretty weird," the doctor agreed. "Then, on the way to work, I couldn't help singing, 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go.'" "Kind of strange," the doctor said, "but everybody gets songs stuck in their heads sometimes." "That's not the worst of it," the man said. "Once I got to the office, I couldn't help it: I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey and so on. What's the matter with me?" "I'm pretty sure I've got it," the doctor says. "You're having Disney spells."
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lately who have had to decide, as adults, whether or not to have wisdom teeth removed. In both cases, the teeth had been relatively difficult to get to with brushing and flossing and as a result, there was some periodontal disease starting in those areas. This means that there was some inflammation and bone loss occurring between the wisdom teeth and the molars in front of them. So, adults who have kept their wisdom teeth for many years are now faced with the decision whether to keep them and possibly risk the health of neighboring molars, or conveniently keep them and struggle to keep them healthy. In both cases, the patients took my advice and had them removed. The result was that the areas healed quickly, they can brush and floss easily behind the new last molars and one is even experiencing noticeably better breath : ) . If you are facing a tough dental decision, share it with me and maybe all the readers will learn something from it. Of course, confidentiality will be honored. Until next month, Geoff Gaunt,DMD dothancosmeticdentistry.com
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