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Over the years, the ring dunk has evolved from a pitcher of beer to everything from creamed corn to holy water. Read about the dunk’s past and its present-day metamorphosis.
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Red Dirt: 5 - LaRue’s songs expose
a deeper connection to his fans; it’s a little bit country with a mix of rock and blues.
What?!: Tarzan: 17 - Disney’s Tarzan gets 9 - A cow goes on a staged at the Theatre Company Sept. 28. Set designers put a lot of effort into making the vine-swinging jungle epic a reality.
rampage at Oktoberfest, a student speaks to squirrels (and dresses them in party hats), and a Canadian boy in pajamas takes the wheel of a city bus.
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Music Reviews
Colbie Caillat
With her gypsy soul and carefree spirit, Malibu born Caillat Colbie embodies that fun-in-the-sun, sink-my-toes-in-the-sand, hang-outwith-my-girlfriends vibe. (If none of that applies to you...you might want to stop reading now.) One of the most popular topics she writes about is love (surprise), almost always accompanied by a soft ukele and acoustic guitar. Remember the hit single, “Bubbly”, that dropped in 2007? Well, Caillat has been topping the charts since then, and with her 5th album, Gypsy Heart, we get something different from anything she has done before. Experimenting with different instruments and sounds, such as synthesizers and catchy drum patterns, her sound is not only upbeat, it’ll make you get up and dance.
Album: Gypsy Heart
Release Date: Sept. 30, 2014
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Single: Centuries
Album: Black Star Elephant
Release Date: Sept. 8, 2014
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By Eunice De Luna “Some turn dust into gold / you will remember me / for centuries.” Fall Out Boy’s new single, “Centuries” was released September 8. Their latest song features a Suzanne Vega inspired hook and a reference to the popular eighties song “Tom’s Diner”. The millennial generation fell in love with Fall Out Boy at the peak of adolescence, with songs such as “Sugar We’re Going Down” and “Dance, Dance”. Their songs showcased a boyish charm and pop punk attitude; now that they’re older, and their music reflects an added maturity. The new track is edgy, with playful piano in the background; “Centuries” catchy beats will keep you hitting play over and over again. The new track is from their highly anticipated upcoming album, which has yet to be named.
One of her most notable songs on the album, “Try”, a song targeted towards women, is about embracing yourself the way you are. Caillat recently released a music video of “Try” on YouTube, which has now accumulated over 22 million views, displaying women at first covered in makeup and hair made-up, but eventually ridding themselves of their makeup and letting their hair be natural. If you want a taste of what Caillat is all about, check it out. Gypsy Heart will be released September 30th on iTunes but is currently available for pre-order.
By Eunice De Luna Nico Sereba and Vincent Dery are two talented Norwegians who make up the musical group Nico & Vinz. Formally known as the rap duo Envy, they have since moved from hip-hop to pop. Their 2013 single “Am I Wrong” launched them into international superstardom, topping charts in Scandinavia, Sweden, and all across Europe. Nico & Vinz have performed on several shows such as The View and Jimmy Kimmel Live! The duo’s diverse music is a bit soulful, a bit jazzy, and a bit poppy – using their previous hiphop endeavors to add seasoning to their new pop, rather than the other way around. Their debut album, Black Star Elephant, is set to be released by Warner Bros. Records on September 16. You can pre-order the album on iTunes or Amazon.
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BradODESZA Paisley Album: In Return Release Date: Sept. 8, 2014 By Kate Williams After having their fan base grow exponentially over the past two years, ODESZA—the EDM-duo from Seattle—released their much-anticipated album In Return on September 8. They were featured on Pretty Lights’ album, A Color Map of the Sun, and made an appearance on the Divergent soundtrack. Harrison Mills and Clayton Knight, the two behind the music, collaborated with Zyra on two tracks on their new album, using “Say My Name” as the pre-album single. The duo hasn’t branched out much from their usual sound, instead sticking to familiar beats. Shy Girls, Jenni Potts, Py, Monsoonsiren, Madelyn Grant, and Briana Marela also collaborate with the pair on the 13-track album.
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HURRICANE HARRY’S By Eunice De Luna The Texas native turned Oklahoma resident brings his “red dirt” Texas country to Harry’s, Friday, September 19. LaRue sways his audiences with his deep country voice and brutally honest lyrics. His music is more than your typical “I’m riding down this dirt road in my Chevy” fare. His songs expose a deeper connection to his fans; it’s a little bit country with a mix of rock and blues. LaRue has released several albums; his fifth album, Aviator, is set to be released on October 28. To give you a taste of what his new album sounds like, he has released his first single “Golden Shackles”, available on iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, and Spotify. Tickets are $15 and the doors open at 9pm.
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THE RING DUNK: AN EVOLUTION, A REVOLUTION By Maroon Weekly Everything is bigger in Texas. That’s something Aggies have taken to heart, going above and beyond in their quest to christen their class rings. Students are only eligible for their Aggie ring by completing 90 hours – with 45 at Texas A&M – and maintaining a 2.0 GPA, making it one of the tougher university rings to earn. Though not sanctioned by the university, a tradition for students is the ring dunk, which has become an elaborate affair over the years. Students now make Facebook events to share the celebration, coming up with cleverly titled names, such as “Dunk in the Heart of Texas,” “Come and Dunk It,” and “Cinco de Dunko.” The tradition of the ring dunk emerged in the late 1970s after a student who had recently received his Aggie ring went to the Dixie Chicken. There, he accidentally dropped his new bling into a full pitcher of beer. Obviously, left with no other options, he drank the entire pitcher (because how else would you fetch your ring?). By the '80s, dunking rings had become a kind of competition–students began to time how quickly they could chug their pitcher. While the pitcher tradition is a favorite, beer isn’t for everyone. Over the years, students have gotten creative with their dunks: in a flute of champagne or wine; going to brainfreeze extremes and putting rings into a gallon of ice cream; or being downright absurd and dunking them in a bowl of creamed corn. Whether it be in beer, ice cream, apple juice, or creamed corn, the unofficial tradition has come a long way since that fateful evening at the Dixie Chicken over 30 years ago. At the end of the day, ring dunks are a nice way for family and friends to come together and celebrate a milestone in an Aggie’s life.
The day has come–you’ve finally got your Aggie ring...and now it’s resting at the bottom of a pitcher of beer. Your closest family members and friends watch in anticipation, and now it’s too late to wonder if you should've gone with the poncho. “Five…four…three…two…ONE!” The chugging begins. You're a mess. You're inebriated. You're also the bearer of Aggie gold and likes on Facebook. Beer isn’t for everyone, yet the ring dunk can be—with some modifications to the original.
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1 1. Gross Out Water dunks? Cupcakes and champagne? Are you kidding? You have to pay your dues one last time to earn that ring. One student told us of a creamed corn dunk. We were nauseous just thinking about it. Another student and his fellow dunking peers filled a baby bathtub with ice cream, donned goggles and gloves, and fished out their rings...to the point of frostbite. If you’re gonna dunk, go hard or get out. Mining for gold has never been easy.
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2. Sweet Ring Don’t wanna be intoxicated...but you’re cool with a sugar high? Succumb to a sweet cupcake only to strike gold (but don’t bite HARD!). You can also bury your ring in your favorite ice cream or sink your pride and joy into a summery snow cone. Satisfy your sweet tooth while celebrating the sparkling addition to your ring finger.
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3. Teetotaler Attention all prohibitionists: Is dunking your ring in alcohol simply not an option? Well, lucky for you, our readers have some suggestions. If getting drunk on your dunk isn’t for you, but you also don’t want to stick out like a sore thumb while others dunk in booze, you can dunk in alcohol look-alikes. People will think apple juice is beer, and cranberry juice is also a great option; it’ll look like red wine.
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4. Classy If you don’t favor chugging an entire pitcher of beer while it simultaneously runs down your chin and shirt, then the Classy Dunk is ideal. All you need is a wine glass, your favorite white, red, or rosè, and—of course—your Aggie ring. Your outfit will be spared and you’ll look classy dunking your gold. You can also substitute a glass of wine for bubbly in a flute glass. Don’t forget, ladies and gentlemen, pinkies up! And check out Downtown Uncorked for this one; it was their idea, and they have all you’ll need to stay classy.
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6 5. The Easy Mac Are you a fan of Easy Mac? Some students told us about their mac ‘n cheese dunks, composed of four boxes of macaroni and cheese (It’ll still make you puke...but without the benefit of being drunk). For these food dunks, you really have to be careful not to bite too hard—unless you’ve got a great dentist. 6. The Divine Dunk For those who desire a more sanctifying way to christen their rings, St. Mary’s Catholic Church hosts a ring dunk in holy water. Amen to that! 7. The H2O Chug, chug, chug a pitcher of water and catch your new ring in your pearly whites, all while doing your body a favor. You may be a little water logged after you’ve killed an entire pitcher, but your doctor will be proud you took the “8 glasses a day” rule seriously. The Tradition This is the Dixie Chicken standard: a pitcher of beer. Although the Chicken no longer allows you to dunk in a pitcher (in 1996, the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission ruled that establishments are not allowed to serve a “drink” over 32 ounces), many still drop their gold in pitchers to this day at private parties. Over the years, students have learned some tricks to make the brew go down better—and to stay down better, too. First, let the beer flatten out—either by letting it sit at room temperature for hours before the dunk or pouring it back and forth between two pitchers to flatten it out. Second, don’t’ eat for a couple of hours beforehand to ensure...well, let’s just say you’ll see your food again if you eat too close to dunk time.
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Cow escapes slaughterhouse, heads to Oktoberfest MAINZ, Germany — A cow on its way to death in a German slaughterhouse triggered a highspeed police chase last week after it managed to escape through a mistakenly open gate and run toward Munich’s Oktoberfest, seriously injuring a female jogger along the way. Once near the grounds where workers were setting up tents for the world-renowned beer festival, the 1,200-pound bovine tried to attack bystanders and damaged a police vehicle, police spokesman Carsten Neubert said in a NBC News interview. Because the animal was overly aggressive and could not be subdued, officers made the decision to kill it with two shots from a rifle. Slaughterhouse officials confirmed that the meat would not be ending up on Oktoberfest grills.
Student deemed ‘squirrel whisperer’ in unlikely friendship STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — One bushy-tailed campus local is nuts for a Penn State student. Her name is Sneezy. She likes hats. She’s a squirrel. Junior Mary Krupa is gaining mass media attention, and a reputation as the “squirrel whisperer,” for befriending, feeding, and dressing up the animal however she pleases. And all she has to do is hand over a squirrel-sized snack. Krupa said all she has to do to get Sneezy to wear party hats, hold on to doll-sized props and pose for pictures is simply feed the friendly little lady. You can follow Krupa and Sneezy’s escapades on the Facebook Page “Sneezy the Penn State Squirrel,” which already has more likes than the page dedicated to the school’s official mascot, the Nittany Lion.
The Art of War By Katie Lea
With analysis of the actions of the Islamic State in the Middle East on our TVs and computer screens and heated debates over what the U.S. should do about it – or if they should even do anything at all – the one thing we can all agree on is that tensions are high regarding how the situation should be handled. While there is probably no true right answer to this issue, Jason Castillo of Texas A&M has developed some theories regarding opponents in war and national security that could be applied to our current predicament. Castillo’s areas of expertise consist of military strategy, nuclear deterrence, and WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) terrorism, but
lately he’s been focusing on what he calls the cohesion theory, which helps explain why some militaries overcome great adversities while others succumb to imminent defeat. He says the factors on which a military’s success depends are twofold: how much control the
Canadian boy in pajamas takes joyride on city bus SASKATOON, Saskatchewan — A pajamaclad 9-year-old hijacked a city bus in Canada and took it on a three-block joyride, during which he bumped into another bus and a truck, the Canadian Press” reports. No injuries were reported, except for the bus, which suffered a cracked windshield and broken mirror. It was reported that a maintenance worker left the bus at the garage with the motor running, which was when the boy was able to climb aboard and behind the wheel. On the boy’s actions, police spokesman Sgt. Ryan Smith had this to say: “He had an opportunity to take it, and he did.” Sorry, kid, looks like you’re bus-ted.
regime has over its people and whether or not the military has the freedom to train for war as it sees fit. Castillo says “we should know what motivates an adversary and how hard it will fight” before the U.S. goes to war. The theory can be applied across decades and countries to explain the triumphs and failures of any armed force throughout history. From the relative success of Hitler to the failings of South Korea, cohesion theory breaks down the motivations of armed forces and how they affect the outcomes of war. Castillo’s work is explained more deeply in his book Endurance and War: The National Sources of Military Cohesion.
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Messina Hof Sunset Tour By Rebecca Ramirez
The Messina Hof Sunset Tour consists of a casual evening stroll around the Bryan estate vineyard and resort and learning about Messina Hof’s award-winning wines, one of Texas’ most awarded wineries. The villa and gourmet Vintage House Restaurant are where you will be able to see where Messina Hof wines are made, and, afterwards, indulge in wines perfectly paired with tapas conceived by the Messina Hof culinary team. Picture yourself strolling along the grassy vineyard fields with a friend, a significant other, or family members, enjoying the beautiful estate scenery, indulging in wine made from grapes only yards away. Reservations are preferred and can be made at 1 (800) 736-9463 ext. 234 or online at messinahof.com.
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There will be an Autumn Classic Horse Show at the Brazos County Expo hosted by the Gulf Coast Arabian Horse Club, which, as an official AHA recognized club, make it their duty to be continue to promote the Arabian breed in the local community. BRAZOS EXPO CENTER 5827 Leonard Rd. Bryan, Sept. 19-21, 2014 $25-75
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Renowned director Anne Hamburger will present a moving multimedia performance in conjunction with Basetrack. Photos and videos of Marines in Afghanistan will be displayed from journalists with a contemporary score to represent the struggle of soldiers and their families. RUDDER THEATRE TAMU Campus Sept. 18, 2014 7:00 PM $5-10
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The indie band, the Ex-Optimists will be performing live in Downtown Bryan. The Harms and LUCA will open for them. REVOLUTION CAFÉ AND BAR, 211 S. Main, Bryan, Sept. 18, 2014 10:00 PM
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Stoney Larue is coming to the stage at Hurricane Harry’s to showcase his Texas country/Red Dirt genre of music. Tickets can be purchased online and at Southern Jewlz, Cavendar’s, and Aggieland Outfitters on University. HURRICANE HARRY’S 313 College Ave. College Station, Sept. 19, 2014 9:00 PM $15
JESS AND THE ECHOES
Jess and the Echoes is a fresh dynamic to the world of modern pop music from Austin, Texas. Votary is a contemporary pop band hailing from College Station, TX. King and Nation is an eclectic indie-garage rock band and they have been noted for their electric live performances. GRAND
Voted Best Night of Dancing for three years, Salsa Saturdays starts with a fun “30-Minute Crash Course Salsa Lesson” at 10pm followed by a hot night of dancing. Come prepared to sweat and to meet new people at this Aggie hot spot! Visit www.mambosentertainment.com/ salsasaturdays.html for more details. VILLAGE CAFÉ 210 W. 26th St, Bryan Sept. 20, 2014 8:00 PM $5
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Join thousands of students at this nondenominational service with live music and a time of teaching. REED ARENA TAMU Campus Sept. 23, 2014 9:00 PM FREE
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Mic Check invites anyone in the B/CS area to share their original work or simply listen to spoken word poetry. REVOLUTION CAFÉ AND BAR, 211 S. Main, Bryan, Sept. 21, 2014 8:00 PM FREE
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Tucson, Arizona. The band’s newest single is an insight of musical exploration that at once both packs a punch, while finding the pockets of calm and peace in the chaos. Avindale is an indie/alternative band from El Paso. GRAND STAFFORD THEATER 106 S Main St, Bryan, Sept. 21, 2014 8:00 PM $5
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By Rebecca Ramirez Aw-Aw-Awwwww-AWWWWWW! (That was supposed to be Tarzan's jungle call.) The classic Disney production Tarzan will literally be swinging its way to the Theatre Company in Bryan starting September 26. A classic tale of acceptance, unconditional love, and perseverance, the play makes its audience laugh, shed a few tears, and experience a stage rendition of the famous jungle crusader.
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Disney’s Tarzan takes place in a vine-infested jungle. The team at the Theatre Company had to work overtime to design and build the world Tarzan and his ape friends would roost. To create the set, the design team built two mountain ranges on revolving stages, painted murals, and hung a multitude of ropes for vines. Obtaining costumes for the play was an even harder task for the team to tackle. www.seikoUSA.com
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Tarzan will run for three weekends from September 26 – October 12, 2014. Performances are on Friday and Saturday nights at 7pm, and Saturday and Sunday afternoons at 2pm. Tickets are available online at theatrecompany.com, at the Arts Council of the Brazos Valley (near Wolf Pen Creek) in College Station, or at the Theatre Company box office before each performance. The prices of tickets are $20 for students, $15 for seniors, and $5 for children.
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Weekend Lineup SEPTEMBER 19 @ 9pm: Jess and the Echoes
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Jess and the Echoes are Austin natives and no stranger to the stage. This is feel-good music with encouraging lyrics.
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Votary
Votary, a local, contemporary, pop band is opening for Jess and the Echoes. Votary’s up beat guitar and piano sound has the lightheartedness of Ben Rector and the lyrical depth of Needtobreathe.
King and Nation
King and Nation’s a local five-piece indie group self-described as an “electric sound, encompassing garage, blues, alternative and indie.” They released their debut EP Spaces on April 1, 2014 (no joke) and have more music expected to come out later this year.
SEPTEMBER 20 @ 8pm: Signals
Signals is an alternative rock band from Tucson, Arizona that focuses on intense electric guitar and dramatic vocals. Their songs are played tight with clean beats.
Avindale
Avindale is an indie rock band from El Paso. The band is described as having a “mixture of ambient yet powerful guitar melodies, distinct bass lines that carry a mood of their own.”
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Attempting to see the entire world before his 35th birthday, New York Times Best Selling author, Chris Guillebeau, takes his readers on a journey to some of the most beautiful places on Earth. While the landscapes are breathtaking, the people from various walks of life Guillebeau meets are what make this book so interesting. Everywhere Gulliebeau visits, he discovers that there are people just like him, pursuing goals, who are happy and sad for nearly the same reasons. Some goals, like Gulliebeau’s, involve traveling, while others pursue artistic and athletic excellence. Guilliebeau meets many who are struggling to climb the ladder of success, each day paying their dues to reach the top. The Happiness of Pursuit is an inspiring tale, encouraging readers to be fearless in their dreams and take risks when fear is inevitable.
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Autumn Classic Horse Show
By Kate Williams
The Texas A&M Rodeo Team will be hosting a Quarter Horse Rodeo in the North Arena of Brazos Valley Expo Center on September 20. Present at the event will be the Autumn Classic Horse Show, which features Arabian horses from the Gulf Coast region. Normally the show takes place in Katy, but this is the first year the show will be held in BCS. The event is hosted by the Gulf Coast Arabian Horse Club, an official American Horse Association club. The mission of the organization is “to aid and encourage the breeding, exhibiting, perpetuation and promoting of Arabian, Half-Arabian and Anglo-Arabian horses in the Gulf Coast area.” The show will take place all day Friday, September 19 through Sunday, September 21, and anyone is welcome to trot out to the Expo—owners, breeders, showers, and horse-lovers alike. Tickets will be available for purchase at the Brazos Valley Expo ticket office the evening of the event.
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MYFITNESSPAL - BY REBECCA RAMIREZ Worried about gaining the Freshmen 15? Are you concerned that you may be taking too many late night trips to Fuego? Or are you a health freak that wants a better way to keep track of how many calories you’re consuming? MyFitnessPal, a free app available on both iPhones and Android, is an efficient way to record and supervise what, exactly, you’re putting into your body and how many calories you are burning per day. MyFitnessPal can also serve as a weightloss app. Put in how COST: FREE much you weigh, how much weight you would like to lose, and a set goal date to reach your target weight. MyFitnessPal then modifies your calorie intake, keeping in mind how much you work out daily, to help you reach your goal. MAKR - BY KATE WILLIAMS What’s worse than a bad t-shirt design and being required to wear it? TRICK QUESTION. NOTHING. Enough is enough. Give me good graphic design or give me death. Makr is a new, free app that makes it easy to customize apparel for an upcoming formal or fundraiser. The app is user friendly and has options to use pre-set templates or upload your own artwork from your iPhone. Because it’s the app COST: FREE that’s got your back (and your front), Makr also encourages users to make an extra buck by selling designs to customers. Designers make $2 for every design sold.
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While College Station was a little behind on the times in bringing Chef to its theaters, better late than never. The screenwriting is nothing elaborate – it’s considerably simple, especially in comparison to the elaborate dishes made in the film. The simplicity is extremely refreshing; there’s nothing wrong with going back to the basics. The acting in Chef is strong because it has to be – without the use of tech gimmicks to doll it up, the film’s strength comes from its performers. It’s not a head-scratcher like you’ll get from Nolan and it’s not visually-focused a la Anderson, but it’s easy to follow. Chef is the comfort food of movies.
We are not patient people. Waiting for anything is just the worst. Even if there’s no rush to be somewhere, it sucks to wait. Know what else sucks? Love. Trial and error stings. It would be so much easier to just KNOW when your soulmate was standing in front of you.
Jon Favreau wears numerous hats in the film, being Chef’s star and writer/director. His character, Carl Casper, is a workaholic chef and sometimes-father-on-the-weekends. The conflict in the film happens early on – first with his boss (Dustin Hoffman) who won’t let Casper reinvent a menu for acclaimed food critic, Ramsey Michel (Oliver Platt); and again after Michel writes a scathing review over the food’s lack of originality. Mama always said social media was only good for getting people into trouble. Thanks to the Internet, Michel’s review goes viral with nowhere for Carl to hide. After being shown Twitter from his 10-year-old son Percy (Emjay Anthony), Casper sends a tweet to Michel thinking it’s a private message. The Internet blows up, encouraging a “rematch” between the two. The challenge sets into motion a war of words online and ends with Carl losing his cool. His tantrum is caught on video, and for the second time, ends up a viral sensation…only this time sans a job. Cue Inez (Sophia Vergara), Casper’s ex-wife. She’s wealthy on her own accord and plays “matchmaker,” using Carl’s unemployment as a way to get him to actually play the role of father. The family heads down to Miami—where Carl got his start—for Inez’s work, although she has ulterior motives. Seeking help from her first ex-husband (Robert Downey Jr.), Casper ends up with a food truck that’s a little worse for wear. In a typical rags-to-riches story, Carl and Percy work together to restore the truck to it’s former glory. With the unexpected appearance of trusty friend Martin (John Leguizamo), Casper reignites his passion for cooking, now with the freedom of experimentation. Embarking on a sort of guys’ trip, the three amigos drive the food truck – now donned “El Jefe” – from Miami to LA. They make pit stops along the way, and thanks to tech-savvy Percy, the truck is a huge success.
While that’s never going to happen, TiMER, directed by Jac Schaeffer, plays with that idea. Does love exist purely because of chemical reactions in our brains? Can love be broken down and reduced to a scientific formula, clinical and emotionless? It’s a neat idea, but Schaeffer could (and should) have cultivated his script more. There are some pretty glaring holes in TiMER, but they’re relatively easy to ignore because of the improbable reality the film takes place in. TiMER stars Emma Caulfield (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer) as Oona O’Leary, a woman in her 30s looking for her perfect match. She got a TiMER mechanism implanted in her right wrist immediately after their release… but years later, her soul mate still hasn’t gotten his. She’s become consumed with finding her perfect match, taking dozens of new, TiMER-less boyfriends to get the implant. Each potential match results in a love connection for someone else, leaving Oona completely isolated.
While the movie has a ton of big names, it gives off an indie vibe, a bit of a nod to Favreau’s own humble origins. Despite being the starring actor, he never hogs the screen and usual frontrunners (Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johannson) are enjoyable supporting actors.
She meets a much-younger grocery clerk who expresses his interest almost immediately; the only downside is that he only has four months until he meets his match. Despite his short window – and against Oona’s better judgment – she agrees to a date. The two fall in love organically – no TiMER help here. Right as Cupid’s arrow strikes, several truths are revealed, making Oona question everything she ever thought she knew about love.
Chef is 114 minutes long and rated R for language, including some suggestive references.
TiMER is 99 minutes long and rated R for language.
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1. No Good Deed
An unstable escaped convict terrorizes a woman who is alone with her two children. PG-13 (84 min)
coma. During an out-of-body experience, she must decide whether to wake up and live a life far different than she had imagined. PG-13 (106 min))
2. Dolphin Tale 2
8. The November Man
The team of people who saved Winter’s life reassemble in the wake of her surrogate mother’s passing in order to find her a companion so she can remain at the Clearwater Marine Hospital. PG (107 min)
An ex-CIA operative is brought back in on a very personal mission and finds himself pitted against his former pupil in a deadly game involving high level CIA officials and the Russian president-elect. R (108 min)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy
9. The Giver
Light years from Earth, 26 years after being abducted, Peter Quill finds himself the prime target of a manhunt after discovering an orb wanted by Ronan the Accuser. PG-13 (121 min)
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
A group of mutated warriors face off against an evil kingpin who wants to take over New York. PG-13 (101 min)
5. Let’s Be Cops
Two struggling pals dress as police officers for a costume party and become neighborhood sensations. But when these newly-minted “heroes” get tangled in a real life web of mobsters and dirty detectives, they must put their fake badges on the line. R (104 min)
6. The Drop
Bob Saginowski finds himself at the center of a robbery gone awry and entwined in an investigation that digs deep into the neighborhood’s past where friends, families, and foes all work together to make a living - no matter the cost. R (106 min)
7. If I Stay
Life changes in an instant for young Mia Hall after a car accident puts her in a
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In a seemingly perfect community, without war, pain, suffering, differences or choice, a young boy is chosen to learn from an elderly man about the true pain and pleasure of the “real” world. PG-13 (97 min)
10. The Hundred-Foot Journey The Kadam family clashes with Madame Mallory, proprietress of a celebrated French restaurant, after they open their own nearby eatery, until undeniable chemistry causes the Madame to take gifted young chef Hassan under her wing. PG (122 min)
11. When the Game Stands Tall
14. The Expendables 3
Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables cofounder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates. PG-13 (126 min)
15. Boyhood
The life of a young man, Mason, from age 5 to age 18. Texas director Richard Linklater sets his film in the Lone Star and produces what might just be his opus. R (165 min)
16. Into the Storm
Storm trackers, thrill-seekers, and everyday townspeople document an unprecedented onslaught of tornadoes touching down in the town of Silverton. PG-13 (89 min)
17. Cantinflas
The untold story of Mexico’s greatest and most beloved comedy film star of all time, from his humble origins on the small stage to the bright lights of Hollywood. PG (106 min)
The journey of legendary football coach Bob Ladouceur, who took the De La Salle High School Spartans from obscurity to a 151-game winning streak that shattered all records for any American sport. PG (115 min)
18. Finding Fanny
12. As Above, So Below
A romantic comedy about an Englishman brought in to help unmask a possible swindle. Personal and professional complications ensue. PG-13 (97 min)
When a team of explorers ventures into the catacombs that lie beneath the streets of Paris, they uncover the dark secret that lies within this city of the dead. R (93 min)
13. Lucy
A woman, accidentally caught in a dark deal, turns the tables on her captors and transforms into a merciless warrior evolved beyond human logic. R (89 min)
A man embarks on a road trip to find his lost love.
19. Magic in the Moonlight
20. The Identical
Twin brothers are unknowingly separated at birth; one of them becomes an iconic rock ‘n’ roll star, while the other struggles to balance his love for music and pleasing his father. PG (107 min)
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Offensive Depth Key to Aggie Offense
B Football Senior guard Jarvis Harrison was one of the top players on the offensive line for the past two years, entering his final season with the Aggies and hoping to help the team win an SEC title and improve his draft stock. Unfortunately, injuries hit, and Harrison got out of shape. Surely, though, his contributions to the team would be enough to save his spot, right? Not so.
Guard Garrett Gramling has taken advantage of Harrison’s absence and has planted himself as one of the best offensive lines in college football. He’s kept quarterback Kenny Hill upright and provided running spaces for the backs to get through. He’s been at his best when he’s pulling and has been the lead blocker for his running backs. Gramling started two games last year in the wake of Cedric Ogbuehi but wasn’t able to secure a starting spot. Now it seems a major injury would be the only way to pull him away as a starter. Harrison will really have to fight hard to get his spot back.
Soccer The Aggie soccer team faced some recent road woes in the Sun Devil Classic, losing to Arizona State and needing a late goal from senior Bianca Brinson to force a 2-2 tie with unranked Arizona. The loss to Arizona was their first on the young season for the Aggies and the weekend set the Aggies back to 12 in the polls. The Aggies look ahead as they finish their non-conference schedule and head into SEC play as they play Tennessee on Thursday before getting a week break. The Vols gave A&M all they could handle last year and beat the favored Aggies 1-0 in Tennessee. The Aggies host the Volunteers this year where A&M holds an undefeated record and was unbeatable at home last year in conference games. Volleyball With just two seniors and three juniors on the roster, the Aggies knew if they were going to have another run at the
NCAA tournament, a lot would be expected of their younger players. So far they have not disappointed. Freshman setter Stephanie Aiple was named SEC Freshman Player of the Week last week for her performance at the Ohio’s University’s Baymont Inn & Suites Invitational. The freshman started in the first match of the tournament against Ohio and never relinquished her spot as she finished the tournament with 119 assists and 25 digs to help lead the Aggies to a tournament championship. Aiple now leads the team with 10.57 assists per contest. Not to be outdone, sophomore outside hitter Emily Hardesty was the MVP of the Baymont Inn & Suites Invitational. She posted 32 kills and 32 digs as A&M defeated Ohio, Virginia Tech, and Virginia Commonwealth for the championship. The young Ags will get a test this coming week as they host Top-10 powerhouse Florida State on Friday and Saturday at Reed Arena.
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