JUNE 2018
Matthew’s Quarterly Drink Review
“La Croix’s ugly sister”
- Matthew Conacher 2018
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straight up dusty not for the faint of heart/ elderly tastes like water that has gone bad (did not know that was possible) but like 11 calories so….
3 #GymRat Matthews out of 5
“Not Somersby but like I ain’t mad at it”
- Matthew Conacher 2018
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dry fruity (apples) tastes like beer for kids! good
4 Affluent Matthews out of 5
“Cabana Coast? More like these are so good you’ll drink seven accidentally and wake up in a booth at Cabana Pool Bar with a bunch of random old men from Russia” - Matthew Conacher 2018
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light, refreshing, and the best cucumber has ever tasted if I can tell you one thing from this it is that you HAVE to try this drink
5 Confused Pool Boy Matthews out of 5
“not too sure what a yoga mom’s breast milk tastes like ….but I assume it is this” - Matthew Conacher 2018
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carbonated water with a splash of rubbing alcohol delicious tho (and 1 calorie) best vodka soda I have ever had no sweeteners aka you will not die of chemical poisoning 4 Sunburnt Matthews out of 5