2016-2017: VOLUME 22, APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL EDITION

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MARY WARD PLANET

volume 21 | issue 3 || spring edition 2017

Candiotto | Cormier | Muji | Units


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LIVING THE DOUBLE LIFE Mr. Candiotto Confirms He Is WWE Superstar ‘Cesaro’

By Nicole Fernandes They say that there are about seven people in the world that look like you. But if Hannah Montana has taught this generation anything, it’s that people can live double lives. On Monday March 27, hours before Monday Night Raw, Mr. Candiotto was caught entering Van Andel Arena in Michigan through the south entrance. Only WWE Superstars go through this entrance. His secret was out and there was no where to hide, Mr. Candiotto openly confessed his second identity to the Mary Ward Planet. He is WWE Superstar ‘Cesaro’. There is no denying that a handful of Mary Ward students were skeptical about the striking resemblances between Mr. Candiotto and the Swiss WWE Superstar before his confession. The only thing that stood in the way were his glasses, which he admitted were a cover up. “The glasses are fake,” he told the Planet. “They were a part of my disguise.”

Mr. Candiotto told the Planet that he kept his second identity a secret because he still wanted to maintain a normal lifestyle. “I didn’t want to be treated differently as a teacher,” he said. “Teaching is my second passion. I wanted to be known as Mr. Candiotto at Mary Ward, not that Swiss guy from WWE.”

Candiotta said. “But I believe everything happens for a reason.” The Mary Ward teacher also expressed his love for teaching. “I always enjoyed school,” he told the Planet. “I knew that if my wrestling career didn’t work out that I would become a teacher.”

on April 26, 2012, where he defeated Tyson Kidd in a tryout match.

Candiotto admitted that it’s hard to live a double life. “I don’t know how Hannah Montana did it,” he said jokingly. “It’s hard, though. Having two jobs isn’t easy, especially when your second one is mainly in the When asked about why he chose United States. I usually arrive late, The Planet asked Candiotto why he to teach courses related to food but they [WWE] understand and decided to come out now. “I felt like and nutrition, Candiotto said that schedule my events later in the I was lying to my students and I’m a it was just natural to him. “As a programme. If I’m not at school, it’s person of honesty,” the teacher said. professional athlete, eating healthy because I’m training or the journey “There were pictures of me outside is important,” he said. “Staying of going back and forth is too long.” the arena, so I really had no choice.” healthy and being is shape is so important when you’re an athlete. Although his secret it out, the Mary It just came easy to teach students Ward teacher feels a bit relieved. “It’s that kind of content because it’s like a weight has been lifted off my such a big part of my lifestyle.” shoulders,” he told the Planet. “I feel like I have nothing to hide anymore Mr. Candiotto also spoke about and I can just continue doing what I his love for wrestling and why he do without anyone being suspicious.” chose to sign under WWE. “I grew Mr. Candiotto started wrestling in his junior year of high school before WWE scouted him at a up watching WWF and WWE,” he Mr. Candiotto said that he is open tournament during freshman year of university. told the Planet. “I did wrestling both to answering any questions that (ROCKTAPE) in school and out of school. I was at students may have. Just find Candiotto admitted that he did a tournament when I was scouted. him during his floor times and intend to continue living his double I knew straight away that I wanted he’ll be happy to sit down and life before the press caught him out to sign with such an elite company.” talk about his second identity. of character. However, he realized that students and staff would He revealed that he signed with He’ll be on the upcoming find out eventually. “I would have WWE in September 2011. He went episode of Monday Night Raw, preferred to tell people myself rather under the ring name ‘Cesaro’ and so keep those eyes open for than being caught on camera,” made his WWE Smackdown debut Mary Ward’s very own superstar!

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! Ms. Cormier to Succeed Julie Andrews

By Kimberly Vuong Julie Andrews who portrayed Mary Poppins in the 1964 musical film, Mary Poppins, will be passing the baton to Ms. Cormier for the revival of the movie. Set in the early 1900s, the musical follows Mary Poppins, a nanny that descends from the clouds to care for siblings; Jane and Michael Banks. Through their magical adventures together, they attempt to bring Mary Poppin’s positive attitude to their father. A new filming of the movie is set to be in theatres late 2019. VOLUME 22 / ISSUE 3 mwplanet 02

The revamped film will be directed by Susan Stroman who has won awards for multiple of the musicals she has directed and choreographed for. The Producers, Oklahoma, The Scottsboro Boys, and Contact are some of her well-known works. Instead of auditioning, Stroman scouted Ms. Cormier herself after watching Aladdin, a musical she took the lead of back in 2015. Stroman stated her reason for casting Ms. Cormier was due to her incredible talent and passion of singing and love for the role.

Ms. Cormier always had a passion for music and was thrilled when she was scouted. (TICKETWISE)

extremely excited to be scouted as Mary Poppins and hopes her students will enjoy the film. She stated that her reason for accepting the role was because of her love for the movie and Julie Andrews. Ms. Cormier said, “I’m honoured to play the role of Mary Poppins and I won’t Ms. Cormier had said she was let fans down. I feel supercalifragi

listicexpialidocious!” Andrews has even taken to her official facebook page to congratulate Ms. Cormier, “I am glad such a talented young woman has the chance to play such a fun and loving character”. Andrews wished the new film the best of luck and hopes the fans love it as much as the 1964 version. Filming is set to start Summer of 2017 and expected to end late 2018. Make sure to follow Ms. Cormier as she premieres her film throughout the world. Catch the movie in theatres to show your support!


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NEW BEGINNINGS Muji to Open Store At Pacific Mall

By Kimberly Vuong Muji, the worldwide popular Japanese retailer has plans to open their new Toronto location early 2018. Known for their product’s simplicity, they offer home goods, apparel, and stationery. Many Mary Ward students claim this to be their goto store when shopping in Downtown as they cannot get over their love for their stationary with the pens being the most popular. It can noted as the salvation for

Mary Ward students since 2014.

Pacific Mall! The bubble tea and phone mall has been a widely populated mall throughout the years with many students visiting after school. Muji will be located at the upper level taking over the spot the arcade currently fills.

Muji is known for their cheap stationery and is looking to open up to eight stores in Canada. (KRISZTIAN BOCSI)

Previously reported by Reuters Canada and Financial Post, Muji had intended to open up to eight In attempt to increase the store’s stores in Canada before 2020. This stock rates, Muji has decided to increase has been planned out for make it more successful to their a while by Toru Tsunoda who stated main target; students. Muji has his wish of seeing North America’s been set to open January 2018 at 1% contribution to the group

surpass Europe’s 4.5%. In order to do so, Tsunoda has released his intent to offer products exclusive to the Pacific Mall store. They include a larger variety of coloured pens and different pencil cases. After hearing the news be reported on Muji’s official twitter, students are ecstatic for the new store location. Instead of travelling all the way to Eaton Centre or Yorkdale, they will be able to walk or bus in less than 25 minutes to their favourite store!

WARD IS GETTING BACK ON TRACK School Introduces New Unit Per Week Rule and Removes Conditional Zeroes From System for 2017/18 School Year

By Nicole Fernandes Breathe, Mary Ward. After the ongoing complaints coming in from Mary Ward students of all different grades, the school has finally agreed to let students hand in two units per week, per course.

easier to submit two units a week. university deadlines to meet. They feel as though they were robbed Mary Ward will also remove and they fear that their conditional conditional zeroes out of the self- offers will be revoked if they fail to directed system, as they put senior meet deadlines. Factor in that they students’ conditional offers from may still get conditional zeroes for universities in danger and gave being one unit behind and it seems students unrealistic averages that as though the school is against them. do not reflect their knowledge. For example, some students regularly The one unit per week rule has boasted averages in the 90s and been something that students have worked at a slower pace, but disliked for a number of years. It conditional zeroes significantly held back students who wanted to lowered their average. Conditional fast track, or students who needed zeroes made it seem as though to hand in extra units during the they were struggling with course last month of school in order to content, when in reality they avoid summer school or carry-over. were excelling at a slower pace. Seniors are both distraught and relieved about On March 29, the administrative staff of Mary Ward came to an agreement with teachers and staff that the rule was very restricting, and that they will now allow students to hand in two units per week for every course. However, in doing this, target dates will be removed. There will be set due dates. In addition, courses will now consist of 30 units in order to help balance the workload and make it

huge steps taken to redesigning the outdated self-directed system. The rules now work to benefit the students, who have been pushing for change over the course of many years. These topics were always brought up during town hall meetings and the school has finally taken action. “I have mixed feelings about it,” said a junior student, who also wished to remain anonymous. “To have these rules come into effect in our final year here is nice. But at the same time, thirty units per course is a lot, especially when you’re in grade nine or ten and have to take eight courses.”

The changes to the system have brought mixed feelings for both “I wish we could have had access staff and students. Teachers now to these new rules,” a senior have to come add more course student, who asked to remain content and mark more work, while anonymous, told the Planet. “It students will have to complete feels like we have to take the hard 240 units plus exams if they take way to finish high school while eight courses. Nonetheless, the The implication of the changes will the other grades will have more implementation of these changes come into effect next school year. flexibility when their times comes. are huge steps taken in relation to But I’m also glad that we don’t changing the out-dated system Many of the seniors at Mary Ward are have to do thirty units per course.” in order to benefit the needs of distraught about this, as they have Despite this, these new rules are everyone enrolled at Mary Ward. The removal of conditional zeroes will put less stress on students, keep their confidence levels high, and hopefully allow them to finish units at the best of their ability rather than rushing to get them in to avoid a zero.

these new rules coming into effect next year. (NICOLE FERNANDES)

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WEEKLYHORISCOPES ARIES (MAR. 21-APR. 20) Be careful with your words this week, Aries. They might come back to bite you. Literally. They are hungry.

TAURUS (APR. 21-MAY 21) Luck is on your side this week! Book that dream vacation now because one of your family members is going to win the jackpot this week!

GEMINI (MAY 22-JUN. 21) This will be a very tiring week for geminis. Be careful not to sleep too much, you may become the next Sleeping Beauty. With no prince.

CANCER (JUN. 22-JUL. 23) Be more confident about your looks. The more negativity you have, the easier pimples are to grow on your back.

LEO (JUL. 24-AUG. 23) This is week of growing, quite literally. If you eat a lot of vegetables, you will grow at least five centimetres taller.

VIRGO (AUG. 24-SEP. 23) Treat your significant other well and you may be in more a surprise! If you don’t have one, that kind of sucks. Sorry.

LIBRA (SEP. 24-OCT. 23) Your dreams of becoming a ninja will finally come true at midnight of October 7th. Or you’ll just be at home watching Netflix.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24-NOV. 22) This week, you will finally unlock your inner clean freak. Offer to clean your whole house and maybe you’ll make some rat friends.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23-DEC. 21) Itching for a parttime job, archer? Now is the time to apply to McDonalds! You’ll get the job and be promoted to manager in a flash.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 20) It’s time to stop avoiding your units. You need to set your priorities straight before you TA sets you straight.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21-FEB. 19) With spring finally here, hit up the pool or beach and you may find the fish of your dreams. Remember: there are plenty of fish in the sea.

PISCES (FEB. 20- MAR. 20) Don’t be afraid to take the lead. It’s your time to shine this week. Break a leg. Actually, don’t break a leg. That would be bad. And painful.

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