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Hey, it’s me, Peanut Kid’s hot mom. This Christmas season, I just wanted to remind you to buy local .
Why the World Still Sucks:
Because every year Santa grants one wish, and it’s always this one:
A Nun That Is A Professional Tennis Player: I have been called to serve.
Dispatch from the Peanut Kid Editor in Chief to the Writers Re: Political Christmas Commentary EIC: Hey guys! Could you maybe write a piece about the North Pole being a “blue state?” All Writers: (in unison) Absolutely not. Adam Sandler did for Hanukkah what Jesus Christ did for Christmas.