April 9 2015
Tempe Rio Salado Meeting Minutes April 9, 2015 ATTENDANCE Members: Nobody took minutes, so I’m not sure who attended. What I do know for sure is that I was there, Geoff was there, Ben was there (because he spilled catsup on his new Christian Dior shirt), Karen was not there (obviously because we have no minutes) and Larry was not there (obviously because Geoff is in charge) Guest: Judge John Orr and his pet hamster. (I never saw a therapy hamster before today’s meeting). 7:00 AM: Meeting was called to order (sort of). Invocation: Oops! Didn’t have one and we probably needed a huge, industrial-strength prayer. Pledge of Allegiance: Double oops!! Didn’t do it. Four-way Test: Oops again!!! (On the bright side, since we didn’t do it, we didn’t do it wrong!)
DISCUSSION 1) 2) 3) 4)
Yes, we discussed a whole lot of trivial stuff and useless information. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
HAPPY $$
We probably collected some Happy Dollars. If we did, we left it in the hat locked in the cabinet.
Judge John Orr and his pet hamster
ANTICIPATION Waiting to see what Ben will spill this week.
Unfortunately, Karen and the parrot are their only two literate members.