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Springtime is best because the whole world gets to start over and begin again.

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You can get professional cake baking tips for FREE sometimes...

You can keep a cake very moist by inviting your friends over to help you eat it all in one sitting.

Thurday May 5th

Let us all join hands and pray in one accord LOCALLY at the gazebo behind City Hall at noon.

CLICK HERE to watch the inspiring video...

That is some sweet & GOOD advice!

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There is an awful lot of GOOD that goes on in this world…

People help people out every day around the world, but the really good ones don't blow their own trumpet.

This is GOODNESS… this is what GOOD PEOPLE do.

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We don’t know how they did it... but it really works!

We were looking to make some lunchmeat that we wouldn’t have to DRY OUT with paper towels when we found this GREAT turkey. It was just under $2.00 a pound and you literally cut the bag off of it and put it in the oven… frozen solid.

And this is GOOD NEWS for all the people who don’t want to mess with cleaning, stuffing or dealing with the assorted extra pieces that normally come inside turkeys…

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I've learned....

That when you're in love, it shows.

~Andy Rooney

Letter From the Editor: Welcome to our ALL NEW version of digital media!

We are re-vamping our whole platform to better serve today's digital society.

As we transition we hope you will help us design it like YOU want it.

you came here looking for.

ALL NEW!

to use the website for certain items like YARD SALES postings and the magazine as more of a message board that allows for interaction between the reader and the providers.

We pray that you really enjoy these changes to the Good News.

Starting with this issue we will be posting a NEW issue every 7 to 10 days so that we can keep you up to date on all the good things that are This is the beginning of a taking place. new way of looking at an old school magazine. We want to If you are a LOCALreader be handy to read on all types be sure to check out the NEW of devices. We also want it to FEATURES, both here and be easy for you to find what on the website. We are trying Lynn Trahan, Editor

Man's goodness is a flame that can be hidden but never extinguished. ~Nelson Mandela

Grace

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The GOOD NEWS just got better!

Call us or email us if you have any ideas about how we can better serve you.

Plea s our e supp adv ort e rtise whe n can ever y rs ... th ou e y ke the G OO ep NE WS D to y comin ou f g o FR EE r !

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To ride the waves of life with people you love is a life fully appreciated for the gift that it is. ~Lynn Dale GOOD NEWS

GOOD LIFE

*If there is something GOOD to say about someone, something or some happening - we want to print it so that you will know about it.

WHY? Because a balanced diet (of words or food) is a healthy way to live.

If you only feed yourself a steady diet of bad news... you can't possibly live the GOOD, abundant life GOD intended for you to live.

The Santa Fe Good News (409) 370-0030 P. O. Box 515 Santa Fe, TX 77510 Email us at: lynn@santafegoodnews.com www.santafegoodnews.com

"FIND US, LIKE US, SHARE US...

BUT MOSTLY WE JUST WANT YOU TO ENJOY US!"

WORDS OF WISDOM Directions for living the GOOD LIFE...

Today YOU will write another chapter in the book called "Your Life".

Will you write a comedy or a drama? The choice is always yours.

Reminder: Fill your minds with all that is good. Phil. 4:8

Life is great!

• I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

• I don't have to go to school or work.

• I get an allowance every month.

• I have my own pad.

• I don't have a curfew.

• I have a driver's license and my own car.

• I have an ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store.

• The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

• And I don't have acne.

I am a SEENAGER. (A senior teenager.)

Oh, taste and see that the LORD is good; blessed is the man who trusts in Him! —PSALM 34:8 NKJV ϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯϯ

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GOOD SHOW What's so funny about everyday life?

The six-foot-two, former Miss North Carolina with an infectious personality and a delightfully family friendly brand of humor always shares some of her funniest "life lesson" anecdotes.

SAMPLE Titles:

Jeanne Robertson

"Don't Go to Vegas Without A Baptist," "Don't Bungee Jump Naked," and "Don't Send a Man to the Grocery Store!"

And just who is Jeanne Robertson?

Jeanne Robertson is a professional speaker who specializes in hilarious humor based on her life experiences. Speaking to thousands of people annually, she utilizes her positively funny style to illustrate that a sense of humor is much more than a laughing matter.

CLICK HERE to see if she is COMING to a city NEAR YOU?

Other speakers might be as witty as Jeanne. Some might even be as tall. (Barefooted with her hair "mashed" down, she's 6'2" in her size 11B stocking feet.) But nowhere will you find a speaker so adept at turning personal experiences into funny material that does more Jeanne Robertson is funny. Oh my, yes. She also knows that her job is far more than elicit laughter. than being funny. Her message is that a This Miss Congeniality winner in the Miss America Pageant, sense of humor is an attitude, an approach “Yearrrrrrrrrrrs ago,� quoting Jeanne, uses her down-home Southern toward working with people. She believes drawl to leave her audiences laughing . . . and thinking about her that this humor attitude can be developed and improved, and she outlines how to do message. so while captivating audiences with funny, original stories.

Editor's Note: This is a GOOD clean night of outrageous fun you don't want to miss.

If you get the opportunity to see her live, please do, you won't be disappointed. And she SELLS OUT fast, so don't wait!

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OUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS GET THE MOST OUT OF THE GOOD NEWS‌

My LAST WISH I want all the ladies that have volunteered with me over the years to be my paw bearers at my funeral.

That way they can all let me down just one more time!

They get all of the magazine content PLUS a whole lot more!

We post GOOD STUFF all day long on FACEBOOK. It allows us to share things that for whatever reason can't be shared in the magazine. It also allows us to instantly connect with our readers. We have a a large group of friends who look out for us and whom we look out for in return, that's why we call ourselves friends.

If you're LOCAL, we post a lot of HAPPENINGS that aren't in the magazine. If you're in another country, we SHARE what is going on in our world in order to help you find one similar in your town. Example - we list a special event at our zoo or library or park and your zoo or library or park is more than likely doing something along the same lines. If not, perhaps you can suggest they start!

We also post a tremendous amount of encouraging words, humor, videos and stories on our FACEBOOK page.

If you are on FACEBOOK we would love to share our uplifting content with you there as well, by being your friend.

Click here to start planning your next trip!

Aww... did you miss an issue of the GOOD NEWS? You can always catch up by downloading & storing them on your phone, ipad or computer.

We search HIGH & LOW every month to bring together all of the GOOD that we can find into this one location - this MAGAZINE. Why? So people don't have to search for themselves & run across all of the awfulness that surrounds us. It's a PUBLIC SERVICE because we want to focus on the GOOD & share it with everyone we can.

Why?

Because the GOOD BOOK says we should - that's why.

Phillipians 4:8

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COMING UP...

and we are changing all the rules!

Bulletin Boards Galore!

If you have any GOOD NEWS about anyone or anything - we want to know about it. We want to know so badly we are going to make it as easy as possible for you to tell the world about something you've found that is GOOD! We are even going to start giving away some FREE advertising because there is a lot of things that are GOOD that don't make money and if you don't make money ... you can't pay for advertising.

Ask us if your GOOD NEWS qualifies for FREE ADVERTISING here.

LOCAL CLASSIFIEDS

SPRING FLING We will have St. John's Lutheran Flea Market Sale on Saturday Only!

May 14th at 13136 Hwy. 6 in Santa Fe, TX from 9:00 am - 4:00 pm.

We want to inspire you...

Mark your calendars for these BARGAIN PRICES! Old & new items, collectibles, household items, crafts, toys, furniture, and lots more!

Yard Sales Estate Sales Junk Sales...

Benefiting St. John's Lutheran, Youth Camp Fund, Salvation Army & the Texas Louisiana Gulf Coast Synod Disaster Relief Team.

CHARITY EVENTS

We want to SHARE what you care about, the things you are looking for and of course ALL of the Good News we can find as well!

TEXT only SALE ads are now FREE on the Good News website & posted on FACEBOOK! LOCAL BOOTHS

Arts & Crafts Vendors are needed at the SPRING FLING...

St. John's Lutheran Church will sponsor its 16th Annual Spring Fling on Saturday, May 14th at 13136 State Hwy. 6 in Santa Fe. For information please contact Barbara Wright at (409) 925-1461 or (281) 455-1133 or by email at dbwright02@aol.com

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May you hear God's voice in your heart, know His touch in your life and feel His love for you each day.

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As we walk uphill towards home, we never have to walk alone.

You Have Arrived ... You're Stable

LIFE...

Sunny Side Up!

It does get better and easier you’ll have to find the way because things don’t rock your on your own. That’s the boat as easy as they used to. hard way to do anything.

You have learned this

You’ve seen more and done lesson well. more and got a closet full of t-shirts now. That’s power. Mix Physically things that power with My power and may not work as well as you can’t lose. You are able to they used to, but mentally stop and smell the roses because all is well with your soul. you know you’re not going to Arrival is nothing more than get anywhere fast anyway. knowing that the journey is getting easier and why.

There is no experience equal to life experience. The elders are You have learned many things there to show you the way but and knowledge is power, enjoy if you’re too stubborn to listen, it and use it!

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SONG TRACKS 1. “Take My Hand, Precious Lord” 2. “I Surrender All” 3. “He Touched Me” 4. “Softly and Tenderly” 5. “Jesus Loves Me” 6. “It Is Well With My Soul” 7. “The Old Rugged Cross” 8. “I Need Thee Every Hour” 9. “How Great Thou Art” 10. “I’ll Fly Away” 11. “Jesus Paid It All” 12. “Suppertime” 13. “When I’m Gone” God has told us what is good for us: To always do what is right, to show constant love and to live in constant fellowship with him.

Based on Micah 6:8

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Let your light shine.

Family, friends, and GOOD FOOD equals a whole lot of fun.

A GOOD TIME!

LAGNIAPPE The world famous Crawfish Festival began in 1960 as a spin-off of the Breaux Bridge Centennial Celebration. The festival is now known around the country and even the world.

Every May thousands of hungry people flock to Breaux Bridge to be part of the festivities.

The Crawfish Festival has also become one of the largest gatherings of world famous Cajun musicians.

All weekend long you can hear the sound of authentic Cajun, Zydeco and Swamp Pop music rising from the festival. You can witness over 30 bands perform over the three day event if you think you have the stamina.

It’s a perfect opportunity to see our musical tradition passed from generation to generation. Watch the Cajun dance contests, and if you’re brave, join in.

There’s no better way to learn. There are even Cajun music workshops held in the heritage tent.

The Breaux Bridge Crawfish Festival Association is a volunteer organization.

Their mission is to promote the crawfish industry in Louisiana and the culture of Cajun Country.

If you've never experienced Cajun hospitality this is a GOOD place to start.

... a little something extra!

Breaux Bridge named the "Crawfish Capital of the World" in 1959.

Spring Fling Saturday, May 14th, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

(Rain Date - May 21st)

Join us for: Musical Entertainment – Silent Auction – Door Prizes Raffle – Country Store – Flea Market – Craft Vendors Homemade Baked Goods & Cake Wheel Wheel of Chance Children’s Games – Train – Face Painting Plant Booth & Food & Drink Concession Stand

SANDWICH LUNCH

BBQ Beef Sandwich, Chips, and Cookie - $7.00 –Take Out is Available

FREE ADMISSION

For more information on events & renting vendor booths call 409-925-8476 or 409-925-3093 St. John’s Lutheran Church 13136 Hwy. 6 – Santa Fe, Texas

The devil is the ultimate terrorist.

Those who believe enter the rest of God those who don't have no rest.

Believers extend their hands to gather in the last people, so we can all go home.

Love is God. Give them LOVE, and you have given them God.

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The Texas State Parks Pass is good for one year and includes: •Unlimited free entry to more than 90 state parks for you and your guests. (Card holder must present the pass to get free entry.)

•Discounts on camping (some restrictions apply), park store purchases and equipment rentals.

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11. It has gun reviews, law enforcement stories & other man stuff.

12. It’s Christian based.

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18. It’s guaranteed to be full of GOOD STUFF. 19. It exists to encourage you.

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Yesterday as I sat in the waiting room of the lab, an elderly couple came in. The woman's health was obviously more deteriorated than his. She was there to have labs drawn as well.

The man helped her sit and get comfortable and then he signed her in. While we all waited our turn, I watched them. I love to people watch.

My heart just melted. They were still so obviously in tune with each other. I watched as she stroked his hand and they continued to talk. It was an awesome moment to witness. It makes you think about the more important things in life.

LOVE......it brings us into this world in the beginning and is the ONLY thing we can take with They conversed with each other about things us when we go. Live It, Breath It, Give It, Take It~ they needed to do at home and out of the blue Life is too short sometimes. the man says to her "You look beautiful today".

A true story as told by Rincey Renee Caudle Wick