The Sentinella Malaga August 2010 Iss 41

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Security & surveilance

Pg73

TV / Satellite

Pg.36,39,59,75

Water Softeners

Pg 5,

Scuba Diving

Pg 63

Bouncy castles

Pg 30,

Watersports

Pg 61

Dog hotels

Pg 63

Estate Agents

Pg,53

Holiday Apartments

Pg 53

Accountants / Finance / Legal Pg 49,65

Private Sales / Rentals

Pg 54

Insurance

Pg,3,10,41

Business centres

Pg 38

Dentists

Pg 26,27

Hair & Nails

Pg 26,42,

Hypnotherapists

Pg 42

Greeting Cards / Gift Shops

Pg 67

Home cook

Pg 18

Florist

Pg 6,

Chiropodist

Pg 26

Air conditioning & Heating

Pg 23,40,45

Builders

Pg 36,39

Air Travel

Pg 12

Furniture

Pg 14

Car &Van Hire

Pg 54

Gardeners

Pg 32,72

Car Sales

Pg 76

Garden Centres

Pg 33,

Car transfer service

Pg 38,49

Glazing / Glass Curtains

Pg 9,13,

Marine services

Pg 63

Kitchens

Pg 31

Mechanics

Pg 37,66,74

Retaining Walls/

Pg 33,

Removals

Pg 11,45,73

Advertising

Pg 5,

Bar / Shop Supplies

Pg 8,43,54,55

Printing / Graphic Design

Pg 70,73

Web Design & Hosting

Pg 69,

Fashion wholesaler

Pg 43

Internet Providers

Pg 15

PC Repairs

Pg 11

Bars, Restaurants & Clubs

Pg 11,16-21




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You're too sexy for my bus' A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old woman off his bus because her cleavage was distracting him. "Suddenly he stopped the bus," the shop assistant, named as Debora C, told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me: "Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus"." The woman said she moved to another seat but felt humiliated by the incident in the southern town of Lindau. However, a spokesman for the bus company defended the driver. "The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing. A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers," he said.

himself out of prison in a giant FedEx box of dirty laundry. Drug dealer Hans Lang, 42, hid in the laundry room after other inmates had finished work there and bundled himself up in dirty bed sheets in the large box. The package was then loaded onto a van and driven through the gates at the prison in Willich near Dusseldorf. He is understood to have waited until the driver made his next stop before getting out of the box, picking the lock on the back of the van and running off into nearby woods. It was only discovered that he was missing after the driver saw the empty box and realised the lock to his van had been picked from the inside. A spokesman for police who are now hunting him said: "It's the kind of thing people think only happens in films - but in this case it is very real."

Prisoner mails himself to freedom An inmate escaped from jail in Germany by posting

Police arrest film-makers Four film-makers were arrested in Australia after neighbours mistook an armed confrontation scene for the real thing. Police cordoned off an apartment building in Melbourne after a woman told police she'd seen a man with a gun, the Melbourne Herald Sun reported. "Police went to the apartment block on Canning St and saw a man pointing a firearm at the head of another," police spokesman Wayne Wilson said. "The area was cordoned off the area and even the critical incident response team was called in to arrest those involved." Senior Constable Wilson said it was only when officers found the filming equipment that they realised it had all been an act. "Under the Act, if you think it's a firearm, it's a firearm," Sen-Constable Wilson said. "It's likely to put an end to their film careers for the time-being." Senior Sergeant Stephen Cooper added: "They hadn't notified any persons what they were doing down here today, there were no permits, they hadn't had the courtesy to notify even the security within the premises here."



Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.



So many people ask us why they should bother taking out travel insurance whilst they are travelling in Europe, This of course is a matter of choice, but here is a real example of the cost if things go wrong. CASE STUDY (Claim - May 2010) Our client and his wife were enjoying an 8 day cruise around UK and Channel Islands with a one day excursion in France. On the 7th day, as the ship approached the French port our client had trouble swallowing and felt very unwell. The ship’s doctor carried out a number of tests and arranged for an ambulance to meet the ship and take him to the local hospital. The following day he was transferred by ambulance to another hospital for two days to have a stent inserted, then he was transferred by ambulance back to the

original hospital where he remained for a further five days until he was fit enough to travel. Our Emergency Assistance Service arranged for a private ambulance to repatriate him and his wife to their home accompanied by two paramedics. We are pleased to say that he is now feeling much better and is under observation by a local heart specialist. The majority (but not all) of the cost of hospital treatment was taken care of by his EHIC, but that did not pay the Ships medical charges of 2,733 Euro, His wife’s accommodation costs of 878 Euro, Cancelled Excursion 109 Euro, Cruise Curtailment 354 Euro, and Repatriation cost of 1900 Euro. The total including the medical charges not covered by his EHIC amounted to just under 6,500 Euro which was paid by his Globelink Travel Insurance policy. This of course was a traumatic time for our client’s wife, but she was supported thoughout this ordeal by our experienced Emergency Assistance Service staff who were able to provide reassurance, helped with translation and took care of all arrangements.


The cost of his policy? Just 23.57 euro each! Visit www.globelink.co.uk get a quote instantly and arrange cover securely online. Your travel insurance Policy and Emergency Assistance Card will be delivered to you immediately by email. Call our UK office on +44 1353 699 082 or our Spanish link line on 96 626 5000.




Poland is this months A- Z feature Population : 38.5 million Total Area:312,685 sq km Languages: Polish, German, Currency: The Zlotyl Capital city: Warsaw National sport: Football Geography Poland shares borders to the east with the Russian Federation, Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania and the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad, to the south with the Czech Republic and the Slovak Republic and to the west with Germany. To the north lies the Baltic Sea. The Baltic coast provides over 500km (300 miles) of sandy beaches, bays, steep cliffs and dunes. Northern Poland is dominated by lakes, islands and wooded hills joined by many rivers and canals. The Malsurian Lake District to the northeast is a patchwork of lakes and forests with Lake Hancza, the deepest lake in Poland, located here. The River Vistula (Wisla) has cut a wide valley from

Gdansk on the Baltic coast to Warsaw in the heart of the country. History Poland was founded in 966 by Mieszko I, who belonged to the Piast dynasty. The tribes of southern Poland then formed Little Poland. In 1047, both Great Poland and Little Poland united under the rule of Casimir I the Restorer. Poland merged with Lithuania by royal marriage in 1386. The Polish-Lithuanian state reached the peak of its power between the 14th and 16th centuries, scoring military successes against the (Germanic) Knights of the Teutonic Order, the Russians, and the Ottoman Turks Lack of a strong monarchy enabled Russia, Prussia, and Austria to carry out a first partition of the country in 1772, a second in 1792, and a third in 1795. For more than a century thereafter, there was no Polish state, just Austrian, Prussian, and Russian sectors, but the Poles never ceased their efforts to regain their independence. The Polish people revolted against foreign dominance throughout the 19th century. Poland was formally reconstituted in Nov. 1918, with Marshal Josef Pilsudski as chief of state. In 1919, Ignace Paderewski, the famous pianist and patriot, became the first prime minister. In 1926, Pilsudski seized complete power in a coup and ruled dictatorially until his death on May 12, 1935.


Sightseeing Auschwitz The victims of the holocaust are remembered at (Auschwitz-Birkenau) concentration camp , 70km (43 miles) from Krakow. Visiting is a sobering experience, but helps give you perspective on one of human history's darkest periods. Warsaw The Polish capital Warsaw still deserves your attention even though much of it was destroyed in the war. The Old Town was reconstructed from

original plans and paintings from the 17th and 18th centuries - it's hard to believe it's barely half a century old when you stroll its quaint cobbled streets Chopin's house The manor house where Frederick Chopin was born in Zelazowa Wola, 53km (32 miles) west of Warsaw makes for a great day trip. Attractions include an attractive park, summertime recitals &19th-century instruments and furniture.

Krakow You'll immediately feel Krakow's charming medieval atmosphere, it is one of UNESCO's 12 most significant historical sites. In the middle of the central Market Square (the largest in Europe) is the Cloth Hall, which was reconstructed in the 19th century from 14th-century merchants' stalls. Wieliczka Salt Mine The Wieliczka Salt Mine boasts 350km of corridors, of which 2km are accessible to visitors. The tourist route is 64 to 135m underground and passes through impressive chambers, bas-reliefs, chandeliers and a chapel sculpted in the salt. Food and Drink Food is another and perhaps rather surprising draw to Poland. Often written off as stodgy and greasy, Polish food is actually some of Eastern Europe's best - and you've not really been to Poland until you've had a plate full of pierogi (delicious boiled dumplings) and washed it down with one of Poland's many fine beers.


The Frying Scotsman was established by Fraser (the Original Frying Scotsman) and Trish way back in 1998 and is still going strong under its original owners, offering you high quality, freshly cooked produce. After a brief retirement, Fraser has returned to the day to day running, “due to the fact that nobody can do it justice like yourself – as our regulars tell us!” Trish is very much in evidence - a miniature whirlwind, furiously talking and wrapping orders while keeping an eye on everything else at the same time. Which is why you have to excuse her when she has the odd ‘senior moment’. So, if you feel like you’re missing one essential item for maximum enjoyment of your evening out then look no further than the Frying Scotsman (on Avenida Gamonal, at Bonanza Square). Treat yourselves to a little bit of traditional style – whether it be fish and chips, home-cooked pies, burgers, or something else

from the extensive menucooked before your very eyes. This includes the secret recipe Southern Fried Chicken and other favourites such as mushy peas, curry sauce, haggis, white or black pudding, kebab, and scotch pies, fish cakes, jumbo sausage, and scampi, pickled onions, eggs and wallies. “We’ll even let you have some of the ‘batter bits’!” Eat inside, on the terrace, take it home wrapped, or eat it in the traditional style while walking home – or telephone your order in advance and we’ll have it ready and waiting for you. Draught beer, wines and spirits, tea and coffee are available to drink on the premises; plus soft drinks to drink in or take away. Currently open summer hours: Monday to Friday 6.30pm to 11pm, and Saturday 6.30pm to 10pm. Table service available each night until 10pm. Tel: 952 567 368



by Jan Morley Are you fed up with potatoes, rice, pasta and cous cous and yearn for something different? Why not try Quinoa…. Dating back to the Incas, this grain is still grown in Bolivia and Peru. The small round grains look similar to millet but are pale brown in colour. The taste is mild , and the texture firm and slightly chewy. When cooked, the grains sweeten and become translucent, ringed with white. It is available from large supermarkets and health food stores. Quinoa can be cooked like millet; it absorbs twice its volume in liquid. Use it in place of rice in cooked dishes, or serve it as a side dish, in salads or as a stuffing. Alternatively, try it as a substitute for porridge, served hot with cream, dried fruit and brown sugar. This crops protein content is very high (12%–18%). Unlike wheat or rice (which are low in lysine), quinoa contains a balanced set of essential amino acids for humans. It is a good source of dietary fiber and phosphorus and is high in magnesium and iron. Quinoa is gluten-free and considered easy to digest. Because of all these characteristics, quinoa is being considered a possible crop in NASA's Controlled Ecological Life Support System for long-duration manned spaceflights. QUINOA AVOCADO AND PEACH SALAD Ingredients 110g/4oz quinoa, cooked according to packet instructions 1 shallot, peeled, finely chopped 1 tbsp chopped fresh chives 1 avocado, stone removed, chopped 2 tbsp chopped fresh coriander 2 tbsp olive oil ½ lemon, juice only 1 peach peeled, finely chopped Method 1.Place the cooked quinoa, shallot, chives, coriander and avocado into a bowl and mix together. 2.Add the olive oil and lemon juice to the bowl and mix well. 3.To serve, place the salad onto a plate and top with the peach QUINOA COATED SALMON Ingredients For each portion allow; For the salmon150g/5½oz salmon fillet, skinned and boneless; 55g/2oz quinoa; 1 tbsp olive oil ;½ lemon, juice only For the sauce

90ml/3fl oz crème fraîche; 1 tbsp Dijon mustard; 1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley; salt and freshly ground black pepper lemon wedges, to garnish Method 1. Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6. 2. For the salmon, roll the salmon in the quinoa, pressing the quinoa into the salmon to coat all over. 3. Heat the oil in a small ovenproof frying pan and fry the salmon for 2-3 minutes on each side, or until the crust is lightly golden-brown. 4. Transfer to the oven and cook for 6-8 minutes, or until cooked through. Remove from the oven and squeeze over the lemon juice. 5. For the sauce, heat the crème fraîche and mustard in a small pan and stir until smooth and well combined. 6. Stir in the parsley and lemon juice and season, to taste, with salt and freshly ground black pepper. 7. To serve, place the salmon onto a serving plate and pour over the sauce. Garnish with lemon wedges.

Enjoy!





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Hi While Fiona takes a sebbatical I have taken up her pen to bring you some latest news on our beloved celebs When Madonna has an idea, it's nothing but the biggest and the best for Madge! The pop icon is currently following the footsteps of Bob Geldof by planning a Live Aid type charity concert to benefit Malawi, which will be shown on TV around the world. She has already called several of her celeb friends, including Bono, to perform at the Walk Out of Poverty concert in September. A source at her Raising Malawi charity has confirmed that plans are well underway so that Madonna "make(s) this the biggest fund-raiser the world has ever seen. (She) is throwing everything into it. She knows the bigger the event the more money will be raised." We know that if Madonna is planning it, it will be amazing! We can't wait to see who else she lines up for the concert We know that Family Guy has made Seth MacFarlane a lot of $$$$$, but we had no idea that it was THIS much! The creator of the hit TV series bought an exact replica of the DeLorean from Back to the Future! And his people confirmed that he is spending another $20,000 to install custom equipment on a car that already looks "insane." Is he planning on doing some time traveling?! Girl, you need to EAT something! Its widely reported, the Kardashian sisters are making an appearance in the season premiere of 90210, and Kim and Khloe posed for a pic with star AnnaLynne McCord! Girl looks like a SKELETOR! Not healthy, Take a page out of the Kardashian's book and embrace those curves! You'd look infinitely better!

Actor and musician Chord Overstreet will take on the recurring role of Sam on the upcoming season of Glee! He'll play a jock that Finn takes under his wing, but then he quickly becomes Finn's competition! Chord will make his Glee debut in the season premiere episode on September 21. Can't wait! Watch out, boys! Kerry Katona is single again after she announced her split with boyfriend Adam Waldron over the weekend, which has opened the door for a reconciliation with her ex and baby daddy Brian McFadden! Brian, who went to her house in Surrey for the first time, has told Kerry that he is happy she is turning her life around and being a good mother to their two daughters Molly and Lilly Sue.A friend of the former couple says: "Everyone is over the moon that all the fighting is over at long last." Making amends after all that trash-talking is pretty impressive — but how long will it last?

After battling a severe case of malaria, Cheryl Tweedy is returning to X Factor this week, although her first segment will be an interview filmed in her home. "Cheryl loves the show and is desperate to get back to work. She's under doctors' orders to that it easy. But it's a big step that she's back on board," claims a source. But she is ready to return to the elimination stage at the Judges Houses next month. "She has put all her energy into getting better and it's paid off. Simon has told her he can't wait to have her back," added a friend. We can't wait either!

Lyndsety Davenport you can email me on Thesentinellamalaga.com









Honouring those who improve the species.... by accidently removing themselves from it! or almost! Tumble Dry 2001 At-Risk Survivor Confirmed True by Darwin (3 January 2001, Wales) In the Welsh seaside town of Tenby is a 24-hour laundromat... which closes at 6 pm. The change in opening hours came after the laundromat owner noticed a troubling trend: in a short period of time, several expensive dryers had been damaged from overload. "We hadn't replaced a cog in years. Suddenly we had a spate of eight in two weeks." To catch the "freeloaders", security cameras were installed on the premises. The culprits, when caught on camera, turned out to be local youngsters who were overloading the dryers with - themselves. Yes, a humble laundromat had become a veritable Darwinist Casino among these youngsters, who paid 20 pence each to see who could go for the longest "spin" inside a dryer. The gas-powered tumble dryers become dangerously hot within minutes, and carbon monoxide emissions may suffocate anyone who is foolish enough to stay inside. So for the chance of winning the fabulous prize stake of a few quids, they braved burning heat and poison gas to impersonate laundry. Once the game had been discovered, the youngsters could no longer gamble their genes late at night. Perhaps their game of "Spin the Bozo" would have lasted longer if these young daredevils had only cared to slim down... Phenomenal Failure 2001 At-Risk Survivor Unconfirmed by Darwin (February 2001, Michigan) A 28-year-old demolition worker attempted to commit suicide by washing down nitroglycerine pills with vodka. Normally suicide is not worthy of an At-Risk Survivor, but this man's failure was exceptional. After swallowing the pills, he tried to explode the nitroglycerine by repeatedly ramming himself into a wall. He was treated for bruises and released from the hospital... with counselling.



Things You Learn by Watching Movies All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade — at any time of the year. All beds have special "L"-shaped sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off — even while scuba diving. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there. And you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition — even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war — unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. You can see the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. The Chief of Police will suspend his star detective — or give him 48 hours to finish the job. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.





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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God, that must have been one hell of a pass

Jasper Carrot is this months comedian I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands fo Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. I worry about rhinos, me. If rhino horn is an aphrodisiac, then why are they an endangered species? People into star signs and astronomy, I'm sorry I find it very sad. You have these people that come up to you going "Hello, so what sign are you?" "uh, hump back bridge, piss off"

I had a terrible problem with moles in the garden. Somebody told me the best thing to do is buy windmills because moles don't like them. 72 of the the, I bought.......first gust of wind blew my fence down. I have these new neighbours now, what a pain in the butt they are, there's this German shepherd that keeps jumping over the hedge and crapping all over the lawn. AND he's got this dog!... Teenagers, and pensioners, to be honest I see no difference between them. Both can't hold there concentration for longer than 6 seconds, they're both on drugs, at 4am in the morning they can't tell the difference between the lavatory and the wardrobe... Show me a home where the buffalo's roam and I'll show you a house full of cow ###t.



‘How much do you charge to gas an air conditioning unit’? this must be the most popular phone enquiry that my office deal with on a daily basis. My first question is, how do you know your unit needs gassing? OK – so it may not be performing too well, but that is not always down to gas. Look at the quality of the unit, and the standard of the installation. Also look at the size of the unit installed in your property, if it is not performing well, it may be that you have an undersized unit trying to cope with a larger area than is possible. An air conditioning unit is a complicated piece of machinery, not only is it expected to achieve results on cooling, but also on the reverse cycle, of heating. Then, in those damp months that same unit is expected to dehumidify the room. Complicated you see. When purchasing units, the quality aspect is the most important issue to look at. A quality unit, installed in a quality way, using high quality equipment will carry a far longer guarantee, be much more cost effective to operate, and have the silence of operation as a major factor. These units, although without a doubt costing more to purchase initially, than Chinese imports and supermarket special brands, will by far outlive the cheaper alternatives by years!! Quality units, are usually installed by professional companies planning to be around to offer service and maintenance for the years to come. Quality companies offer back up

services from a fixed office base, and include regular servicing of the installed equipment as standard to prolong the life of the machines.So as to the re-gassing issue! A quality unit, installed correctly by an experienced qualified engineer, who actually has the correct tools necessary to do the installation, should not need to be re-gassed for a considerable amount of time, if at all. And just to over come some adverse marketing on this subject, if the unit is found to be low on gas at any time, an experienced engineer should investigate the cause of this gas problem before loading any refrigerant into the machine. Ensuring that the gas loaded does not simply just escape in the same way that the last load of gas did. Under the European Directives on gas handling and air conditioning installations, the installation company has by law to hold the certification of the 2078. This not only proves the legalised status of the engineers, but also demonstrates the investment these companies make to provide continued and up to date training for their employees. So armed with this information, you will now see why a professional company will suggest that they call over to your property and investigate the true reason that your unit is under performing. And also, hopefully you will see that there is a vast difference between the guy on the phone who will simply give you a price to regass the machine and suggest that he gets to you within the hour! – and the companies that require a whole host of information prior to even making a decision on what they will need with them to assess your enquiry. Helen Johnson, EnviroCare SL



Inland Update Housing in Alora is being slowly upgraded and the first phase of rehabilitation of substandard housing having just been completed. After three months of operation, the first phase of the program has completed the rehabilitation of 12 homes located on calle Ancha, Churrete, Postigo, Toro, Carril and Barranco improving the structural safety of homes, give them protection against the presence of water and humidity, interior lighting and ventilation, as well as improvements in facilities such as water supplies, gas and electricity. Work is completed on the new Special Care Centre Centro Municipal de Atención Especial Virgen de la Candelaria in Alhaurin de la Torre. This is a complex which will house the health care service for people with learning disabilities. The project had an investment of close to two million Euros, according to the mayor Joaquín Villanova and the property is expected to become operational in September, once it is accepted. The Guadalhorce GDR has signed off on five grants for over 300,000 Euros to local businesses. Jose Sanchez, president of the GDR Valle del Guadalhorce stated that the implementation of these projects, “Contributes to the creation of employment in the Valley of the Guadalhorce". In particular, the implementation of these five projects will create a total of 11 jobs in the region and consolidate 129 jobs. The Feria de Álora 2010 takes place between the 4th to 8th August. Monda has a new foreigners department. The office itself will open in the Tourist Department on October 1st, but meanwhile the website and e-mail are available for people to raise queries & problems. For more information visit their website www.myspace.com/mondaforeigners or email them at mondaforeigners@yahoo.es Lastly the Alhaurin Rock festival III ALHAURÍN ROCK takes place at El Porton Friday 6 August 22:30. For more information visit our website www.inmalagatoday.com. Dave



The Kiwi Kiwi are endemic to New Zealand. At around the size of a domestic chicken, kiwi are by far the smallest living flightless birds and lay the largest egg in relation to their body size of any species of bird in the world. There are five recognised species, all of which are endangered; all species have been adversely affected by historic deforestation but currently large areas of their forest habitat are well protected in reserves and national parks. At present, the greatest threat to their survival is natural predators.some of which have been introduced by man such as Cats, pigs and stoats. There are five accepted species of kiwi. The largest species is the Great Spotted Kiwi, which stands about 45cm high and weighs about 3.3kg . It has grey-brown plumage with lighter bands. The female lays just one egg, which both parents then incubate. Population is estimated to be over 20,000, The very small Little Spotted Kiwi, only about 1350 remain on Kapiti Island. A docile bird the size of a bantam, the female lays one egg which is incubated by the male. The Rowi, also known as the Okarito Brown Kiwi, is slightly smaller, with a greyish tinge to the plumage and sometimes white facial feathers. Females lay as many as three eggs in a season, each one in a different nest. Male and female both incubate. The Tokoeka, relatively common species of kiwi It is approximately the size of the Great Spotted Kiwi and is similar in appearance to the Brown Kiwi but its plumage is lighter in colour. There are several subspecies of the Tokoeka recognised: The Stewart Island Tokoeka, The Northern Fiordland Tokoeka and Southern Fiordland Tokoeka The Haast Tokoeka, is the rarest subspecies of kiwi with only about 300 individuals. It only occurs in a restricted area in South Island's Haast Range . The North Island Brown Kiwi, is widespread in the northern two-thirds of the North Island and, with about 35,000 remaining, is the most common kiwi. The plumage is streaky red-brown and spiky. The female usually lays two eggs, which are incubated by the male.

Behaviour Kiwi are shy and usually nocturnal. Their mostly nocturnal habits may be a result of habitat intrusion by predators, including humans. In areas of New Zealand where introduced predators have been removed, such as sanctuaries, kiwi are often seen in daylight. They prefer subtropical and temperate podocarp and beech forests, but they are being forced to adapt to different habitat, such as sub-alpine scrub, tussock grassland, and the mountains. Kiwi have a highly developed sense of smell, unusual in a bird, and are the only birds with nostrils at the end of their long beak. Kiwi eat small invertebrates, seeds, grubs, and many varieties of worms. They also may eat fruit, small crayfish, eels and amphibians. Because their nostrils are located at the end of their long beaks, Kiwi can locate insects and worms underground without actually seeing or feeling them, due to their keen sense of smell. Relative size of the egg Once bonded, a male and female kiwi tend to live their entire lives as a monogamous couple. During the mating season, June to March, the pair call to each other at night, and meet in the nesting burrow every three days. These relationships may last for up to 20 years. Kiwi eggs can weigh up to one quarter the weight of the female. Usually only one egg is laid per season. The kiwi lays the biggest egg in proportion to its size of any bird in the world, so even though the kiwi is about the size of a domestic chicken, it is able to lay eggs that are about six times the size of a chicken's egg. Eggs are smooth in texture, and

are ivory or green-ish white. The male incubates the egg, except for the Great spotted kiwi, where both parents are involved. The incubation period is 63–92 days. Producing the huge egg places a lot of demands on the female. For the thirty days it takes to grow the fully developed egg the female must eat three times her normal amount of food. Two to three days before the egg is laid there is little space left inside the female for her stomach and she is forced to fast.





Capricorn 22nd December – 20th January Wheel of Fortune, Some Capricorns were hard hit by last months lunar eclipse and then new moon solar one due mid July might not be all the much easier to digest, however after that things should be on the up turn and you should be able then to recognize everything happens for a reason and some very good things have been set into motion now that will make things going forward much more fortunate for you Aquarius 21st January – 18th February Four of Wands, You may have been feeling lost or out of sorts over these last few months, a lot of adjustments have been working themselves out and unfortunately you have been at the center f things for others for too long now. You may see that after mid month that you find yourself again, even if you didn’t realize you were lost. You have been so strong and supported others and now you are going to be able to rest up an little and have the solitude that Aquarians crave Pisces 19th February. – 20th March Ten of Pentacles, Prosperity so mote it be~* this month should be very good for your cash flow. Although a lot may flow out our bottom line at the end of the month will be to the good, so no worries. I also see you saving some of this windfall for a special treat for yourself, make sure to be a little selfish and really save it for you, you have earned it so don’t give it to others this time. Aries 21ST March – 20th April. Three of Wands You may feel like some of the things you have to do right now are being put upon you by others who are not willing to take on their own responsibilities. Sometimes when you are the type that likes to organize things and be in charge, others pass along their stuff for you to organize and be sort of in charge of. But these will be the first people to let you know when they think they could do the job better and frankly it is their work in the first place so ever so graciously give them back their stuff, this way you will have a lot more time for you and the things that mean a lot to you. Taurus 21st April – 21st May The Magician; You may be very sensitive at this time to the feelings of others. It’s ok to be kind and understanding, however you may need to remove yourself from the negative effects their words and actions may have on you. Try to be a good friend or member of the family, with out compromising your health or emotional well-being. In the end I’m sure you will do what’s right and in the process you may fix many issues for others. Gemini 22nd May – June 21st King of Swords;This month could put some intense and complicated matters in your hands. It may seem to you like others have lost their minds, and you may be right to some respect. It certainly seems like people are not doing their jobs correctly and this could be having an advesrse effect on you both emotionally and financially. Even though you may not like conflict or confrontation, you may see that this will be the only way to make others take responsibility and fix their mistakes. Sorry Gemini, but you are gong to have to get tough. Cancer 22nd June – 22nd July Two of Pentacles; I know you already feel like you are dancing as fast as you can and not really making the strides you feel you deserve for all the effort put forth, but I’m here to tell you keep going. Don’t back down or let your energy peter out just when you are about to make a huge break-thru. Be tough this month and you should see a major improvement in the situation you are focusing your energy on. Leo 23rd July – 23rd August Nine of Wands; Do you notice a repeating cycle? Are you fighting the same battles over and over? This month could be your month Leo to make a real difference in your life and in the lives of those closest to you. Instead of believing that a negative situation will just magickally work itself out, take back your control of the situation, set out the rules and follow thru. Make the difficult decisions that will truly remedy the situation once and for all, stop wallowing in things you CAN change.


Virgo 24th August – 22nd September Two of Cups; Romance is in the air and by mid month things should be moving in the right direction for you to be able to open up and accept this new energy and love into your life. I feel like once Saturn moves on you will feel a lot lighter and work situations will go a lot smoother. Make your motto for this month "I am open to love and respect from those who know me and from new people who will love me too.". Libra 23rd September – 22rd October Strength; There might be a few things left for you to clear or organize when it comes to your personal life. Saturn will be visiting you to make sure you pay attention and finish up things that you may have begun as far back as three years ago. You may have been just letting it ride, but now you want the ride to stop and you may not even be willing to enter the amusement park anymore. I do feel a heart healing for you and then things should be more to your liking. Scorpio 23rd October - 22nd November Five of Wands; Everyone will want you to do what they want you to do, but I don’t see you complying that easily. You may need to call up some manipulation skills and be very diplomatic in order to get people to see things your way. I do feel you have it in you to work through the difficulties and keep friendships in tact as well. Sagittarius 23rd November - 22nd December Nine of Swords; I know you will do the right thing, you always do. No need to torture yourself with such intense planning and playing things out in your mind over and over. Relax and know that you can trust your instincts, they have never let you down. Don’t just blindly do what someone of authority tells you is the right thing, do what you know is right and everything will be just fine.




It’s party time in the Campo – we’re going Caribbean with the Reggae Ska Festival at Los Arcos on the Coin to Cartama Road A355 This is an event organised to help raise funds for “Have A Heart” the peoples charity which is registered to help “the needy” in our community The whole event kicks off at 17.00 on 28th August - bands appearing include Looney Toons, Skadictators and Absolute Pantz plus a full lineup of DJ’s as well as a children’s zone, food from A Taste of Jamaica and a loads of stalls to browse. New Music out and arriving soon………… ..Cheryl Crowe has a very interesting new album – 100 miles from Memphis – it’s an eclectic mix of songs including some rather surprising covers. Check out the Jackson 5’s “I Want You Back” and Olly Murs should be well on the way to world domination with his single “Please Don’t Let Me Go” which is a very cool summer track. Live Music is running wild this summer with loads of concerts all along the coast. One special on to see is the incredible Bjorn Again appearing at the Marbella Bullring on the 18th August supported by XFactor star Ruth Lorenzo. Abba were together for about 8 years Bjorn Again have been touring the world for 22years. The line-up is constantly changing to keep the act on top and Rod Stevens, who originally came up with the idea in Australia, is still the key person in the show being involved in all aspects of the presentation. Please let me know if you have any events coming up in the next few months because I can’t keep a secret - I tell everyone – Contact 95.7Heartfmspain 952 596 030



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Stereo grams Turn the page sideways clockwise and look at the image you should see a winter hunter? Can’t see it, heres some tips that might help The Pullback Get very close to the stereogram, and very, very slowly pull it away from you. At first you won't even be able to focus on the image... However, keep moving the image in and out, relaxing, and it will appear. Look at the Reflection You'll need to LOOK at something about twice the distance of the image. It turns out we have something that is almost always available that is the exact distance... your reflection. By looking at your reflection, this will help, if not put the book one side of a glass door enough to let you see your reflection.then... After looking at your eye, simply stop focusing on your eye, and try to see the image. Repeat, switching your focus from your eye to the image, and your reflection... and suddenly you will get it.

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Using the letter grid below, how many words can you find. - Each word must contain the letter in the middle (E in this example, so AIR is not allowed) - words must contain 3 or more letters (so AS is not allowed) - each letter can only be used as many times as it appears in the grid - no proper nouns , -There is as always a 9 letter conundrum. ( summer treats) If you score more than 15 words well done


Bran Flakes The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to heaven. This will be your home now.' The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in heaven.' The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on earth.

'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.' Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked. That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is heaven!' The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...' 'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.' The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f.***.ing bran flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'


Funny but true Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back intoplace. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching. The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Too old for a princess A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up..'He looked around and couldn't see any one.. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up’..He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

' The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog. 'With age comes wisdom... Hi this is Georgie, he is the Sentinellamalaga’s mascot. A Yorkshire Terrier who loves to run around and hide from us his owners. We are always trying to find him, he hides in the magazine every month. If you spot him please email us and tell us where he is. At the end of the year the person who spots him most and fastest will earn a reward. Email thesentinellamalaga@gmail.com


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