The Sentinella Malaga June 2013 Issue75 by Sentinella Malaga

Blind Mans Bluff: Gordon Besaw and his guide dog, Derby, were walking to a bus stop in Oklahoma City, Okla. "And that's when the guy approached me," Besaw said. "And he asked me, 'Are you blind?' I said, 'Yes.' He said, 'I can make you see before you see God.'" The man then told Besaw to take off his glasses, but when Besaw tried walking away, the man allegedly started punching him in the face. "He said, 'I can make you see again,' and he punched me in the head again, and I'm like, 'Man, you're not going to like the way this is going to go'," Besaw said. Besaw, a former U.S. Army Special Forces member, defended himself: "I hip-tossed him, letting go of the

leash. When I hit the ground on top of him, I told my dog to stay, and I began to choke him." When police arrived, they found Besaw on top of Christopher Andrew, 27, who they arrested for aggravated assault and battery. "I just want the guy to leave me alone and get help," Besaw said. (MS/KOCO Oklahoma City, KJRH Tulsa) ...Hopefully, he'll eventually see the light Reduced School fees: When a mother stopped at the Worongary State School in Queensland, Australia, to pick up her 5-year-old son, she was horrified to learn the staff couldn't find him. After a search of the school and nearby streets didn't yield the boy, the woman, who asked to remain anonymous, called police. They determined that the boy had wandered off , and had traveled well over a mile away, and was walking along a busy street. He was found by a driver who thought it was odd that a boy that young was out alone, and called police. Once the boy was brought back to his mother, the Helping Hands Network, which runs the prep school, called her to say they'd take A$7 (US$6.75) off the bill for the boy's school fees. (RC/Gold Coast Bulletin) ...Ridiculous! Most kids are worth at least twice that much. The Future is Dumb,,, m8 In 2010, the National Governors Association set new standards for school curriculum, and 45 states adopted the new standards. They call for proficiency in computer keyboarding by the fourth grade, but something was dropped to make room for that: penmanship. Supporters say retina scans or fingerprints will replace signatures, so why do kids need to learn how to do cursive? So far, most schools are still teaching it in the third grade, but only for about 15 minutes of instruction per day, down from 30-45 minutes in the previous generation. And that number is expected to drop with the new guidelines. "If kids aren't taught how to write it, they won't be able to read it," says Indiana State Sen. Jean Leising. "So, in a sense, we'll be creating a new kind of illiteracy." Thus, she's sponsored a bill mandating that students in her state learn penmanship. (RC/Oneonta, N.Y., Daily Star) ...So they can write "Dont U h8 the dum principle?" neatly enough for everyone to read.

By David Deverson Travel Insurance correspondent. Globelink International.

Be smart: don’t let passport stings ruin your summer Last year, some 27,000 Brits reported their passports missing while they were abroad. It’s an astonishing figure, and it suggests a worrying level of complacency about a document that is, after all, the ultimate ‘proof’ that you are who say you are. Having your cash, smartphone or other valuables stolen is distressing. But losing your passport can be far more of an ordeal in terms of lost holiday time, unravelled travel plans or even having to mothball your trip... to say nothing of wondering what criminals might be getting up to in your name. In other words, there really is no simpler way to ruin a holiday than being parted from your passport. And targeted passport theft is on the rise, as organised criminals cash in the easy pickings and lucrative returns of identity trafficking.

At Globelink Travel Insurance, we’re there to help when you need it; we’ll help cover the cost of stolen money, passport replacement or extra nights’ overseas accommodation. But bear in mind that a travel insurance policy will not pay the cost of a trip that you’re unable to make because you no longer have a passport or visa, as in this unfortunate case:

“While my husband was fetching coffee, a woman approached me to ask something about departures. It never entered my head that it was just a distraction, but when when I looked I saw the passports had gone. We reported the theft to airport police and then made extensive inquiries about getting emergency passports, before learning that Burma doesn’t recognise them.“In the end we had no choice but to give up and go home. ” Stings vary, but they generally involve questions, offers of help, or accidental jostling followed by profuse apologies ... anything, in short, that distracts your attention while the thief gets busy. Increasingly, gangs operate at departure points such as airport bus stops and waiting areas, where holiday travellers are relaxed and conspicuous. So be vigilant, even on familiar journeys.

It goes without saying, but all insurers expect you to take ‘reasonable care’ of your valuables. Leaving your passport around the hotel room is asking for trouble (and we don’t recommend tucking it under the mattress either!) If you don’t have access to a safety deposit box, keep your passport discreet and close, preferably in a waist belt. And do resist the temptation to go for a splash in the briny with an eye half-cocked on your valuables. We advise people to keep a copy of the photo page of your passport when travelling. No one is immune to passport stings, but if you do get stung, it could help speed up the process of replacing your passport. Stay safe, and enjoy your travels. For an instant quote and to arrange cover securely online, enabling you to print your policy documents immediately, by visiting www.globelink..co.uk – the leading Travel Insurer for people living in EU Countries. Or you can telephone Globelink on 00 44 1353 699082 or their Spanish links line on 966 265 000 or 951 242 434. Email your travel insurance questions to: david@globelink.co.u

Malta part 2 Greeks, Phoenicians and Romans Phoenician (Lebonese) traders, who used the islands as a stop on their trade routes from the eastern Mediterranean to Cornwall, joined the natives on the island. After the fall of Phoenicia, in 400 BC the area came under the control of Carthage, a former Phoenician colony. During this time the people on Malta mainly cultivated olives and carobs, and produced textiles. During the First Punic War of 264 BC, tensions led the Maltese people to rebel against Carthage and turn control of their garrison over to the Romans By 117 AD, the Maltese Islands were a thriving part of the Roman Empire, under Hadrian. When the Roman Empire split into Eastern and Western divisions in the 4th century, Malta fell under the control of the Greek speaking Byzantine Empire from 395 to 870,which ruled from Constantinople. Although Malta was under Byzantine rule for four centuries, not much is

known from this period. There is evidence that Germanic tribes, including the Goths and Vandals, briefly took control of the islands before the Byzantines launched a counterattack and took Malta. The Arab period and the Middle Ages Malta became involved in the Arabâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Byzantine Wars, and the conquest of Malta is closely linked with that of Sicily that began in 827 after admiral Euphemius' betrayal of his fellow Byzantines, requesting that the Aghlabid dynasty invade the island. The Arab invaders, looted and pillaged the island, leaving it practically uninhabited until it was recolonised by the Arabs from Sicily in 1048â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1049 AD. The Arabs introduced new irrigation, some fruits and cotton and the Siculo-Arabic language was adopted on the island from Sicily: it would eventually evolve into the Maltese language.

The Norman period was productive; Malta became part of the newly formed Kingdom of Sicily The Catholic Church was reinstated as the state religion and some Norman architecture sprung up especially in its ancient capital Mdina. Tancred of Sicily, the last Norman monarch, made Malta a feudal lordship within the kingdom and installed a Count of Malta.

As the islands were much desired due to their strategic importance, it was during this time the men of Malta were militarised to fend off capture attempts; the early counts were skilled Genoese corsairs. The kingdom passed on to the House of Hohenstaufen from 1194 until 1266. During this period, when Frederick II began to reorganise his Sicilian kingdom, Western culture and religion began to exert their influence more intensely. Malta formed part of the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation for 72 years. Malta was declared a county and a marquisate, but its trade was totally ruined. For a long time it remained solely a fortified garrison. It was in 1224 under Frederick II that all remaining Muslims (who were not Moors) were expelled from Malta or impelled to convert. A large revolt on Sicily known as the Sicilian Vespers followed these attacks, that saw the Peninsula separating into the Kingdom of Naples. Malta fell under the rule of the Aragonese in 1282. The kings of Aragon ruled the island until 1409, when it passed to the Crown of

Aragon. The sons of the monarchy received the title, "Count of Malta". During this time much of the local nobility was created. However by 1397 the bearing of the title "Count of Malta" reverted to a feudal basis with two families fighting over the distinction. So the king abolished the title. Dispute over the title returned when the title was reinstated a few years later and the Maltese, led by the nobility, rose up against Count Gonsalvo Monroy. Although they opposed the Count, the Maltese voiced their loyalty to the Sicilian Crown, which so impressed Alfonso IV that he did not punish the people but promised never to grant the title to a third party, instead incorporating it back into the crown. In 1530 Emperor Charles V gave the islands to the Knights Hospitaller under the leadership of Frenchman Philippe de Villiers de L'Isle-Adam, Grand Master of the Order, in perpetual lease for which they had to pay the Tribute of the Maltese Falcon. These knights, a military religious order now known as the Knights of Malta, had been driven out of Rhodes by the Ottoman Empire in 1522 (Contd.... next month)

Paparazzi Located in La Carihuela area in Calle de Francia you will find the themed bar Paparazzi. Hosts Gerard and Ingrid always give you a warm welcome. You can enjoy a drink on the large outside terrace or a nice glass of wine with tapas on the garden BBQ area. The BBQ offers a wide range meat dishes to choose from.

A plate of tapas is only 5€ and the BBQ with salad and sides is a mere 7.50€. The wine and tapas deal from 9.95€ is great value. All the sports are shown on the large screen TV and multiple TV set up. So you won't miss a thing.

Wednesdays is Bingo night so the comfortable bar area allows you to relax and enjoy the evening If you come on a Saturday you have the chance to join in the entertainment and be the star in the bar by singing with Robbie’s Karaoke road show 10pm – 1am, entry is free , Put all this together with competitive drink prices and the bar is open 7 days a week its the place to be. From 5pm with BBQ at 8pm, 9pm Fridays

So come on down and take a look and sit with the bluse brothers for a photo. see page 42 for full details

By Jan Morley

This is a great recipe for a quick lunch, as nobody wants to spend too much time in the kitchen when itÂ´s hot outside. If you are worried about bones in the fish, choose the tail end cut of salmon, as it is boneless. You can buy the orange flower water in the little Moroccan supermarkets, if you can,t get it just use orange juice instead, or even lemon juice. Couscous Crusted Salmon with Moroccan Date, Almond and carrot salad.

Ingredients 2 salmon fillets, skin on 6tbsp couscous ground cumin Pinch ground coriander pinch ground cinnamon Â˝ fresh red chilli, finely chopped 2 tbsp coriander finely chopped 1 tbsp parsley, finely chopped 1 tbsp black - olives, stoned and cut in half (optional) salt and crushed black pepper extra virgin olive oil Preparation method 1. Prepare the couscous as per packet instructions. Add the cumin, cinnamon, chilli, herbs, seasoning and olives (if using). Stir well. 2. Add enough olive oil to bring together the ingredients to form a thick paste. 3. Sear the salmon quickly in a little oil on both sides. Remove and place on an oven tray. Top with the crust and grill for 4 to 5 minutes to cook and colour (or bake in a hot oven 220C/425F/Gas 7 for 6- 8 minutes). 4. Remove and serve on a bed of grated carrot, date and toasted almond salad, sprinkle with a dressing made with olive oil, a dash of orange flower water .

Enjoy

Algarrobo, named after the Carob Tree, is also one of the villages visited on the route of Sun and Wine. Natives of the town are called Algarrobeños. You have to be careful when arranging to meet someone there. You must specify whether you mean Algarrobo Costa or Algarrobo Pueblo as you could end up waiting 3 klms in the wrong location! The Costa has a lovely promenade with bars and restaurants and many foreign residents can be seen cycling or power walking with their Nordic walking poles whilst fisherman bring their boats back to rest on the sand after an early morning fishing spree. Two different worlds rubbing along quietly together. As you drive into the Pueblo you can admire the new fountain on a circle of grass. There are plenty of parking spaces along the side and top end of the leafy park with is Jacaranda trees and Palms. There is a large m u n i c i p a l swimming pool (open July to August, if you feel like a dip!) If you want a peaceful walk then make sure you don´t go at lunchtime when the village sounds like a race circuit as the residents come home from work with their tyres screeching on the hot tarmac. As the streets are not much wider than the cars you will spend most of your time ducking into doorways to avoid getting squashed! The winding streets become quite steep in places and little dogs will usually escort you as you continue on your way.

Many of houses have beautiful plants and flowers in their doorways and balconies and the streets are bedecked with a panoply of colour. Seek out the nearby bakery, Carmen Lupiañez (Calle Blas Infanta) famous for its Tortas de Algarroba, made with Carob, Almond and Lemon Peel. The Rio Algarrobo p a s s e s through the village and after a wet winter the sound of running water refreshes the soul. Like many Axarquia villages this one has prehistoric origins with historical evidence of human settlements from the Bronze Age. The main attraction is the parish church of Santa Ana with its bell tower, built in the 17th century but originally dating back to 1505 and in the municipal boundary are two watchtowers Torreladeada from the Islamic era and Torrenueva, a 16th century military fort. Interesting times to visit the pueblo are the patron saint´s feria on 20th January which begins with a procession from the chapel of San Sebastian to the parish church. During the second half of August when they hold the flamenco festival or at the beginning of September for the traditional bonfires and harvesting. After the grape treading the Verdiales de Algarrobo are danced in country houses where the musical instruments used are castanets, guitar and mortar and percussion using an empty anisette bottle. Algarrobo is situated 37 kilometres from Málaga

Sunday 02 June 2013 My breast are 3 sizes bigger Pregnant Kim Kardashian has revealed that she's gone up several bra sizes since conceiving. The reality TV star, who's expecting her first baby with boyfriend Kanye West in July, has seen her boobs get much bigger during her pregnancy. ‘Oh yes - [my bra size has gone up] at least three sizes,' Kim, 32, tells The Times Magazine. ‘I'm normally like a 36, 38, and now I'm like a 42, 44.' Kim, who's faced a lot of criticism over her style since being pregnant, recently admitted that she's not as keen on getting her boobs out as she used to be. ‘I think there are different versions of sexy,' she tells Now.'To me, now, it's not showing everything like it once was, when I felt I wanted to wear the skintight short dress with boobs out. 'Now I don't feel like that's what it takes to be sexy. Who Next? Matt Smith is quitting Doctor Who after 4 years travelling through time with his sonic screwdriver. ‘When you gotta go, you've gotta go,' says Matt, 30. ‘Doctor Who has been the most brilliant experience for me as an actor and a bloke, and that largely is down to the cast, crew and fans. ‘The fans are unlike any other; they dress up, shout louder, know more about the history of the show - and speculate more about the future of the show - in a way that I have never seen before, [their] dedication is truly remarkable.' Jenna-Louise Coleman, who plays Doctor Who's cute assistant Clara Oswald, will not be leaving and has signed for 2014. The former Emmerdale star is hoping she will have the same rapport with whoever replaces Matt.‘‘I felt a bit of the chemistry from the very first audition we did together,' Jenna-Louise, 26, tells TV Magazine.

‘I actually walked away feeling like I'd been knocked off my feet. It was a bit of a hurricane. What was lovely was that Matt made me feel like he was auditioning with me - it was like show and tell. ‘The producers left the room so me and Matt could run around and play. I was really thrilled and excited.He really makes me laugh as the Doctor. ‘Matt's constantly exploring things to play with which makes him a brilliant Doctor - but when you're the person who's trying to keep a straight face, it's very hard.' Matt has now started filming How To Catch A Monster, directed by Ryan Gosling, but will appear in the 50th anniversary Doctor Who special in November and the Christmas Day show. Hair Trek Benedict Cumberbatch had a hair dilemma Benedict Cumberbatch wasn't sure how to style his locks for Star Trek Into Darkness Benedict Cumberbatch worked out a lot to get in shape for the role Benedict Cumberbatch is a natural redhead. Benedict Cumberbatch wanted to get his look just right for villain John Harrison in Star Trek Into Darkness. ‘Which way to do my hair was the hardest thing!' quips Benedict, 36. ‘Straight or curly, or long with a fringe, or a ponytail or maybe no hair? I'm joking! ‘It was such a whirlwind for me that it was one ball of excitement from beginning to end, and in all seriousness, that was part of the journey, establishing his look.' Ackroyd sparks murder investgation DAN Ackroyd found himself in the middle of a murder investigation – when an over-zealous landfill worker discovered film that showed him standing over a bloody body. A worker found the footage in a Calgary dump on Wednesday and, thinking he had stumbled across evidence of a crime, handed it over to the police. The man didn’t recognise the Ghostbusters star but once detectives cleaned up the negatives they realised it was a movie clip. But the mystery continued – as the confused cops were determined to discover which of the comic’s many movies the scene was from. They contacted Dan’s agents, who revealed the scene was from the 1990 turkey, Loose Cannons.According to US site, TMZ, Dan admitted the film was rubbish.He said: “The movie should have been left in the landfill where it belongs.”

A Tribute to Doug Harris: (Director: Reach Out Trust and Revelation TV) 11th April 1947 – 17th May 2013 Ecclesiastes Chapter 3 Verse 1: “There is a time for everything; and a season for every activity under Heaven:” That was certainly true with Doug Harris. God brought Doug to Revelation TV studios just at the right time, for a season, to do a special work for the Lord. Management and staff had been ‘Praying’ for a sincere man of God to help them to fulfil the vision God had planted in their hearts. The Bible tells us, ‘the prayers of a righteous person avail much’, James: C 5 –V16, and so their prayers were answered: Doug Harris. Revelation TV had been growing, literally going from strength to strength. However this growth had resulted in a massive increase in administration as letters and cheques poured into the office, (not to mention the telephone ringing night and day!); management were literally overwhelmed. As a succession of lovely volunteers began to join the growing team professionalism and organisation were desperately needed. Doug Harris was professional, disciplined, organised, and inspirational, also dedicated to the task set before him. In no time at all (or so it seemed) Doug had the office working like a well oiled machine. Doug worked amazingly hard and he even enlisted the help of his wife Noemi as a volunteer. If you emailed Doug you could be sure of a reply within an hour!! Efficient, you knew if you asked Doug a question he would have an answer ‘the same day’. Doug had lists and spreadsheets, everything ran like clockwork. Here was a man you could really trust and rely upon. A real man of God, charismatic. Who of us can forget all those wonderful concerts expertly arranged and organised by Doug, Daniel O’Donnell, Charlie Landsborough, Helen Shapiro to name but a few. Who of us can forget the Christian Debates complete with wonderful audiences, again all organised by Doug. The day Doug organised a Baby Grand Piano to be delivered to Revelation TV studios for one of the ‘Britain’s got talent’ winners was again a master stoke of ingenuity and organisation. Doug Harris was a man of God, a praying man, a compassionate man, a friend and confidante. Doug was a wonderful negotiator, a man of integrity. When faced with difficult questions Doug never shrank from telling the ‘Truth’, but would always answer with love and humour.

Doug absolutely loved what he did and it showed. He presented many programmes for Revelation TV and his enthusiasm and sheer love of the work shone through again and again and again. What a legacy to leave behind. This tribute began with Ecclesiastes so let us end there also. Ecclesiastes Chapter 3 Verse 2: “A time to be born and a time to die.” Maybe this was Doug’s time, his work fulfilled, his race run; he will hear those famous words; “Well done good and faithful servant” Matthew 25: V21 Angie Clifford

COIN RBL POPPY APPEAL BREAKFAST A happy gathering from the Coin Branch of the Royal British Legion enjoyed a fabulous breakfast feast in Rosie Mahoney’s garden on Saturday 18th of May in aid of the Poppy Appeal. Chairman Jo Taylor and her culinary team served a full English breakfast to 41 ravenous revellers while several committee members amazed the crowd with their dazzling service skills. The diners started their breakfast with a delicious glass of juice freshly squeezed from oranges donated to the event by local grower Bartolomé Rojano Madrid. The juice was followed by a huge plate of eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, mushrooms and beans with toast, tea or coffee for a mere 6 euros a head. Poppy Appeal Officer Vic Dean had constructed a portable cooking hob from scrap just in time for the event and he can be seen here with his wife Cathy proudly presenting his creation. At the end of the morning he was a very happy man as the event raised €162.50 for the 2013 Poppy Appeal.

The calm before the storm! May has been a relatively quiet month for TAPAS members. That’s not to say they’ve been idle – far from it. However June promises to be pretty hectic. Rehearsals are already taking place for the Murder Mystery, “Who Killed the Ship’s Captain?” which will be presented at the end of the month. The choir has been busy rehearsing in readiness for perfor-mances at Aloha Golf, Mijas International Day and at a wed-ding at the Castle in Fuengirola. Many TAPAS members will also be beginning

rehearsals for the 1940’s Show, “We’ll meet again”, scheduled for October. As well as all this Los Arcos will be also be hosting a Paella evening for TAPAS members. As you can see, June is prom-ising to be a busy month! May ended with a Car Treasure Hunt. The event was superbly organised by Elaine Paterson who is the subject of this month’s profile. Keep up to date with everything that’s hap-pening with TAPAS at the website: www.tapassociety.com

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Welcome to our first article for The Sentinella,. Moneycorp has been in business for 30plus years and help clients move their monies around the world and last year moved over ÂŁ11billion for our clients. In our article we will provide information on the currency markets. Economic data impacts upon currency exchange rates and affects the cost of your transfers be it for a pension, mortgage payment, living expenses or buying and selling a property. If you are living in Spain or simply own a holiday home getting the best exchange is really important and that's why we will keep you posted on the things that affect you.

During the last couple of weeks we have had data from the eurozone that shows unemployment is still a big issue not least in France where for the 24th consecutive month the number of people out of work rose thankfully Germany is not suffering a similar fate and they have offered to provide up to 5000 jobs for the unemployed youths in Spain. Banks within the zone continue to be in the news and we are hearing that loans to eurozone companies fell again in April for the 12th month and this does not help the amount of money flowing around the economy. With Spain and Portugal in particular having their deficit targets extended by a period of up to 2 years then we do hope for better times.

In the UK retail sales have fallen again, this time at the fastest rate in over a year as households continue to feel the pinch. Inflation however was on their side as we heard it fell to 2.4% although expectation is that it will increase again. With the much anticipated review of the UK economy by the IMF which has suggested the UK must focus on growth then the focus is on Mr Osborne to cut corporate taxes within the current plan. On a brighter note Nationwide reported a rise

in house prices and with government plans to come into force in 2014 to boost the housing market then hope may be around the corner. Next month we will include the USA and look closer at statistical data but to look back at rates during the last month the highs and lows are as follows High ÂŁ to $ 1.5593 ÂŁ to Euro 1.1895 Euro to $ 1.3223

Low

1.5012

1.1634

1.2979

For more information on how you can make the most of your money transfers contact Moneycorp on 952 587 657 and tell them you saw this in The Sentinella Stephen Tiley Regional Manager

HOW TO MAKE YOUR GOLF BETTER! TITLEIST, the biggest producer of golf balls, producing 1.5 mill / day has a section named ”Titleist Performance Institute.”TPI – it has the biggest collection of golf specific health and exercise information, based on golf experts and tour players experience and knowledge, some of this info they share with you on the web site MyTPI.com THE RIGHT SEQUENCE: correct cinematic sequence meaning the right movement of the pelvis- upper body – arms and club are an absolute must for the optimal result. Motion and power patterns are very much like a four-stage rocket, where the power of every stage in the sequence is carried over too the following. If you are in anyway physically hindered resulting in a lack of full motion, strength, balance or coordination, your body will try to compensate with a very unstable result. REDUCED INJURY: The risk of inducing pain,

overload or injuries is eminent and guaranteed is that they will come, sooner or later. Titleist have come to understand this and have therefore developed a process called “Screening”, where the movement of the joints is measured in degrees. You also do additional testing of muscle strength and balance among other things. AUTHORISED TITLEIST INSTRUCTOR As an authorised Titlest instructor, Rolf Martinsen is proficient to do this “screening”, thus being able to tell you with a large degree of accuracy - and this without ever having to see you play one ball – if you have a problem with your ”swing”, Resulting in a slide, sway, casting, reverse spine angle, hanging back. The “Screening” is best combined with a video recording of your swing, this to easier illustrate what needs to be corrected. He can facilitate you with the right exercise plan, training instructions and if needed treatment. This to improve your ability to get the right sequence, guaranteeing improvement to your golf swing and limit the risk of injuries COLLABORATION Between him, you and your golf-pro will help you correct your tee-off / swing to achieve the best possible results.

Business Debt Prevention is better than cure, as De Cotta Law explains...

Owning, running and managing a business in Spain during the crisis is a challenge. Unpaid invoices and accounts can cause immediate cash flow problems and build up longer term issues for both small and large companies. One of the best ways of preventing this from happening is having correctly drafted payment terms, together with proper contractual agreements with your clients and customers. Some agreements don’t correctly define the company or provider and they are therefore difficult to enforce if you have a problem with an account. For both parties the certainty of knowing payment terms and having copies of invoices and facturas is far better than having to go to court to make a claim. A Spanish lawyer can study the documentation you give to clients to ensure any agreement or contract can be enforced. This applies to everybody from estate agents to hotel owners and a good set of customer or client documents makes it less likely that problems will occur. Spanish courts do have an accelerated procedure for monetary claims and something similar to a UK summary judgement can be obtained that can be enforced against the debtor if they do not contest it. Normally the first step is for a ‘burofax’ to be sent to the debtor demanding payment within a fixed number of days. If there is no response then a claim can be made and there are now court costs to consider as well as legal fees. However if you are successful some of the costs can be recovered from the other party.

For claims above 3.000€ it is normally necessary to commence a civil claim rather than just a ‘small claim’. This does involve extra costs and we normally recommend undertaking a property or asset search to see if you are likely to be able to recover the debt. Each case should be decided on its merits so it is wise to get legal advice both prior to entering into contracts, and again if you need to make a claim for an unpaid debt.

For information or to discuss your business or private client legal questions during a private consultation please contact Sandra Wrightson:

De Cotta Law (De Cotta McKenna y Santafé) Centro Comercial Valdepinos 1 y 3ªUrb. Calypso29649 Mijas Costa (Málaga)Tel.: +34 952 931 781Fax: +34 952 933 547E-mail: mijas@decottalaw.net www.decottalaw.com

Honouring those who improve the species... by accidently removing themselves from it! or almost!

Brides dead revisited Darwin nominee August 2012 A bride fell to her death last August of 2012 in the Ouareau River, about 75 kilometres north of Montreal. She was standing in about 15 to 30 centimetres of water while a photographer was taking her picture. A witness said her dress got heavy from soaking up water and the woman asked for help getting out of the river. The photographer and his assistant were unable to lift her out. That's when the woman was swept away by harsh currents and taken under water. Quebec provincial police found her nearly four hours after the incident. The woman, who was named Maria Pantazopoulos and had been married for a few months but wanted more photos of herself in her wedding dress at

the river.The 30-year-old newlywed may have been doing a "trash the dress" photo shoot, a trend in photography that puts well - dressed people in environments

where they seem slightly out of place. This trend is often seen in destination weddings when brides challenge beach waves while wearing a wedding dress.

"The serpent pastor" who died from a snake bite May 2012 West Virginia Darwin nominee Mack Wolford, a West Virginia Pentecostal who just turned 44, was bitten on the thigh in May of 2012 when he sat next to a rattlesnake during an outdoor service at a state park. He was taken to a relative's home to recover, but was rushed later to a local hospital where he was declared dead. Wolford believed that the Bible requires Christians to handle poisonous snakes to test their faith in God and to remain steadfast in their belief that they will not be bitten or will be healed if they are attacked. Holy snake!

KIANO, a name to remember! As a registered company Engineering Kiano S.C. here on the Costa del Sol, continue to make their mark in the Glass Balustrading field with their unique concepts for Semi – Frameless and Frameless systems, though originally designed for Swimming Pool Safety Surrounds in compliance to current E.U. regulations and the European Child Safety Alliance advisory body the systems are suitable for a wide range of applications including balconies, terraces, bars, restaurants, shops, offices etc.

With the new Kiano agency Andalucia Glass and Steel S.L. showrooms now open in Nueva Andalucia and others in Benalmadena, Menorca and Portugal in the pipeline. The Kiano design team have developed another three products to complement their range of accessories. A low height Glass Balustrading for walls and planter bases plus the internal or external Glass Stairway applications based on the same unique Vari-Angle Coupling concept. Using Autocad programs they can provide accurate drawings prior to installation of their systems enabling their clients to view beforehand their proposals.

Details and testimonials www.kiano.es links to you tube, face book, twitter.

Manufacturing the systems themselves with a dedicated workforce and their own machine shop gives them the opportunity to modify parts to suit special non- standard applications and control Quality and production output, although from a commercial prospective the parts could be made for them in the Far East and several offers have already been made for this, the Director at Kiano an expat from the U.K. will not take this route and prefers to manufacture in house and create employment in this area which has been his family home for the past 10 years. With regard to the recommendations and European ruling for fencing around swimming pools it seems that although most people know about it, not many are taking notice in keeping the children and less fortunate safer in the

swimming pool area ( with word on the grapevine that fines will be implemented for non-compliance). The Director of Kiano is very concerned from personal experience of the dangers of easy accessibility of children to the water.

A general comment in conversation and advice from Kiano that some sort of fence should be fitted to community or rental property swimming pools is, “Yes we agree it should be done but we just can’t afford it”, firstly what price can you put on the life of a child? secondly if the reason is that you cannot afford any type of fence so you don’t need one and won’t be fined, does this mean that if you cannot afford your car insurance and are stopped by the police they won’t issue a hefty fine?. Something to consider.

With the current economic climate as it is it was obvious that a cheaper alternative was required.

Kiano have obtained the distribution and installation rights of Poolguard removable fencing systems.

Though not as appealing as their Glass Balustrading systems, the removable fencing complies with regulations including Self Closing Latching gates and can be quickly removed when not required.

Although primarily for the private rentals where the agencies can offer this additional safety feature to the property it is evident that increased rentals have been achieved by offering this extra feature, they are becoming popular with communities due to the cost difference compared to permanent fencing, typically an 8m x 4m pool with one gate can be fully installed for 2,500€

Details of removable fencing www.poolguardeurope.com Details and information of Kiano products and other Engineering, Manufacturing or design assistance of other projects not included in their range contact Tel 638735747. info@kiano.es www.kiano.es Free information download available from Website.

SHARK TALES OF THE MED One of the most frequent questions we are asked here at Simply Diving, as we set off on another exploration of the aquatic realm – in fact probably THE most frequent – is, “am I going to see any sharks?”

The question of course comes in two forms. In anxious excitement from the experienced diver hoping for an encounter with the planet’s most (in)famous predators, or with trembling dread from others who think the end result of their diving day will be getting turned into lunch.

The answer is always the same: a resounding, honest and very positive “YES”. Seldom seen - and even more seldom coming close to scuba divers, beachgoers or boats - they are most definitely there. Very sadly, however, in ever-decreasing numbers due to being overfished. The Mediterranean Sea’s huge, continentspanning, near-million square miles and its temperate waters are actually home to at least 47 different species of shark, at least 15 of which are said to pose varying degrees of danger to humans. Yet despite tens of millions of people using its 28,600 miles of coastline each and every year, there have been very few reported Mediterranean shark attacks. And even fewer deaths. Some of the waters in the Mediterranean reach a depth of over 4,500 metres although the average depth is about 1,200 metres.

With very saline, warm water and little tidal movement, the Med is home to an abundance of sea creatures, giving the sharks plenty of food to live off. At the Straits of Gibraltar - a 12km gap between Spain and Africa that is a thick soup of marine diversity - the Med opens into the vast Atlantic Ocean, and offers a migratory path for many pelagic sharks to traverse the ocean to other parts of the watery world. Some species of sharks complete this feat unfailingly every year, returning to the deep waters of the Mediterranean to hatch their young. So what species of this big, cartilaginous fish can we look out for here on the Costa? Depending on your persuasion, you may or may not be pleased to learn that the three most dangerous sharks on the planet are believed to be present. This is the Great White, the Tiger and the Bull Shark. Others include Blacktips, Hammerheads, Blue sharks, Oceanic Whitetips and Threshers. But despite the fact that The Big Three have teeth designed for tearing (and despite the fact that many smaller sharks have powerful bites themselves) there’s no need for any Amity Island-style mass hysterics about deadly shark attacks. Consider some facts and figures… There were a mere 21 cases in the entire Mediterranean between 1907 and 2010. For the less mathematically inclined, that works out at 0.2 attacks per year. A modest tally for the sharks indeed. Especially compared to the tens of people who die every year form bee stings, toaster accidents… and cheerleading!

Capricorn 22nd December - 20th January. nine of pentacles This month the successful completion of a project brings rewards . You may just find that solution to the problem you been having . Also know that inner peace and satisfaction comes through your own self knowledge , to know your inner self brings peace within your soul

Aquarius 21st January - 18th February. Queen of wands - You love home and country life and are very artistic and a very good friend , be careful not too dominate , judge or be bitter towards others who are becoming successful in new ventures your time will come too sooner than you think . Your determination will see you through .

Pisces 19th February - 20th March, Two of wands - You may well receive help from people in authority this month , keep up the effort and you will overcome the obstacles put in front of you . You will succeed through your strength and vision . You will achieve future happiness and success never give up . Aries 21st March - 20th April The Hermit - Trust your own instincts and pursue your own path in life in order to gain true happiness and success . If you retain your own self honesty and your own spiritual values , you will always be given good advice and loyal support from others . You may suffer delays this month but look on them in a positive manner and use the time to reflect as the insight will help solve the problem .

Taurus 21st April - 21st May Judgement - You are perceptive in many respects and wise Taurus , but you can be too self critical . You may have sacrificed your own personal expression for the good of others . Life is changing right now something is coming to an end but the past has taught you to face the future realistically with courage and honesty , so you can hold your head up in pride . Gemini 22nd May - 20th June The Empress - You are intuitive , protective and hard working which in turn attracts wealth and well being . You need to be patient you have the strength to carry this through . Help may come in the form of a wealthy protective friend .

Cancer 21st June - 20th July.

Four of wands - This month see's a pause in activities or a peaceful period away from the demands of everyday life , as well as harmony , romance and close family gatherings .

Leo 21st July - 20th August. Six of swords - This card of flight or travel shows change to a better environment or a change of work . You have achieved success after a stressful period full of anxiety and obstacles , this difficult period has now come to an end . Good news may be brought by an overseas visitor . The risks you take will be rewarded .

Virgo 24th August - 22nd September Knight of cups - This month shows a lesson learnt from a lover , rival , friend or a fated relationship . You may well be pleasantly surprised by an invitation out somewhere which is just what you need this month . Your inner strength will carry you through hang in there . Libra 23rd September - 22nd October . Four of swords - This month you need to take time out and regain your strength after a testing time use this time to think things through . Peace and order comes after the struggle you have been through recently . You may have to be diplomatic in postponing a decision until you have all the facts to proceed .

Scorpio 23rd October - 22nd November. Ten of cups - This month shows deep and lasting spiritual peace and happiness , honour and lasting success it's a journey that has a happy ending . Enjoy time spent with friends or family . Also legal matters could well be successful this month . Struggles have come to an end , time to be happy and enjoy what life has to offer whether you are single or in an relationship happiness comes from within .

Sagittarius 23rd November - 22nd December. The Chariot - You are strong , industrious and determined , but in situations where you need to detach yourself you can sometimes get over emotional watch out for this , this month . You could receive word this month of a possible new beginning that will change your outlook and improve your future prospects .

1. Carl and the Passions changedtheir band name to what 2. How many rings on the Olympic flag 3. What colour is vermilion a shade of 4. King Zog ruled which country 5. What colour is Spock's blood

6. Where in your body is your patella

7. Where can you find London bridge today

8. What spirit is mixed with ginger beer in a Moscow mule 9. Who was the first man in space

10. What would you do with a Yashmak

11. Who betrayed Jesus to the Romans 12. Which mammal lays eggs

13. On television what was Flipper

14. Who's band was The Quarrymen

15. Which was the most successful Grand National horse

16. Who starred as the Six Million Dollar Man

17. In the song Waltzing Matilda - What is a Jumbuck

18. Who was Dan Dare's greatest enemy in the Eagle

19. What is Dick Grayson better known as

20. What was given on the fourth day of Christmas

Answers page 60

Stereo grams Turn the page sideways clockwise and look at the image, you should see a 3D Picture? Can’t see it? here’s some tips that might help

The Pullback Get very close to the stereogram, very very slowly pull it away from you. At first you won’t even be able to focus on the image... However keep moving the image in and out relaxing and it will appear. Look at the reflection You’ll need to look at something about twice the distance of the image. It turns out we have exactly what you need , Your reflection.. By looking at your reflection in the page. To help put the image behind glass enough for you to see your reflection.

After looking at your reflection, simply stop focussing on your reflection and try to see the image. Repeat switching your focus from your reflection to the image,,, suddenly you will see it

Across 1. Abase (6) 4. Antonym (8) 10. Tailoring (9) 11. A cat-like mammal (5) 12. Bonkers (5) 13. Information (9) 14. Fatuously (7) 16. 365 days (4) 19. Cleanse (4) 21. Exceptional (7) 24. Large luxurious car (9) 25. A peninsula in northeastern Egypt (5) 26. Ancient Greek marketplace (5) 27. Offensive (9) 28. Apprehension (8) 29. Dissertation (6)

ANSWERS PAGE 60

Down 1. Renounce (8) 2. Oregano (8) 3. Intense feelings of suffering (5) 5. Instrument of punishment (7) 6. Vibrate (9) 7. Overrun (6) 8. Choice word (6) 9. Unhealthy looking (6) 15. Eject semen (9) 17. Woody (8) 18. Mark of omission (8) 20. Extremely wicked (7) 21. Reddish brown (6) 22. Inevitably (6) 23. Raise in a relief (6) 25. Not 4th or 5th (5)

Discover how to break a code: Every number in the codeword grid is code for a letter of th alphabet. For example the number ‘12’ may correspond to the letter ‘L’... We have given you 3 letters, 4 = X, 5 = Q and 17 = W ANSWERS PAGE 60

EMERGENCY NUMBERS

Emergency Ambulance Fire Brigade Local Police National Police Guardia Civil Helpline in English Red Cross Ambulance

112 061 080 092 091 062 902 102 112 952 444 499

HOSPITALS

Carlos Haya Hospital Civil Hospital Maternity Hospital Costa del Sol Hospital Hospital Clinico University

951 030 100 951 030 300 951 030 200 952 102 112 952 649 400

Alhaurin de la Torre Alhaurin el Grande Alora Benalmadena Cartama Central Health Service Coin Fuengirola (Los Boliches) Fuengirola (west) Health 24 Hr Response Mijas ( La Cala ) Mijas ( Las Lagunas ) Torremolinos

952 410 426 952 595 000 952 498 100 952 440 305 952 424 042 955 018 000 952 453 336 952 460 036 952 468 835 902 505 060 952 492 150 951 062 247 952 386 484

British Irish U.S.A.

952 352 300 952 475 108 952 474 891

HEALTH CENTRES

CONSULATES

MALAGA AIRPORT

Information 952 048 771/952 048 484 Arrivals T2/3 952 048 844 Arrivals T1 952 048 845 Departures 952 048 804 Gibraltar Airport 956 773 026

TRAIN

A1 Andalus Express Coastal Service RENFE Tickets

952 537 227 952 360 202 902 240 202

Alhaurin el Grande Benalmadena Fuengirola Malaga Torremolinos

952 490 709 952 443 563 952 475 066 952 350 061 952 380 965

Alhaurin de la Torre Alhaurin el Grande Benalmadena Coin Fuengirola Malaga Torremolinos

952 410 444 952 491 010 952 441 545 952 453 587 952 471 000 952 327 950 952 380 600

Alora Benalmadena Campanillos Coin Fuengirola Malaga Mijas Torremolinos

952 496 100 952 579 800 952 722 168 952 453 018 952 589 300 952 135 000 952 485 900 952 379 400

BUS

TAXI

TOWN HALLS

MARKET DAYS

Tuesday - Antequera, Fuengirola. Wednesday - Alhaurin de la Torre, Arroyo de la Miel, Rincon de la Victoria, Saydo Hotel Mollina, La Cala de Mijas. Thursday - Alhaurin el Grande Feria ground, Pizarra, Torremolinos Recinto Feria Ground. Friday - Arroyo de La Miel, Cartama country Farmers market, Cartama feria ground, Mijas costa, Rincon de la Victoria. Saturday - Coin, Fuengirola, La Cala de Mijas, Ojen, Caratracca car boot. Sunday - Benagalbon, Coin La Trocha, Estacion de Cartama, Fuengirola, Malaga next to Football stadium, Pizarra car boot, Torremolinos by crocodile park

PROOF THAT THE WORLD HAS GONE OFFICIALLY BONKERS ! In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than 'going blind!')

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute, is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) Think I will move to Guam

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (No golf clubs . .. . I hear a 3 iron works well)

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland , USA , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what?) Well, .... not as great as Guam !

Banging your head against a wall uses 150

calories an hour. (Who volunteers for these tests?)

The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of ???) (Did our government pay for this research?) Butterflies taste with their feet.. (Ah, jeez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too!)

Turtles can breathe through their arseholes. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!) Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam .

1.Beach Boys, 2. Five, 3. Red, 4. Albania, 5. Green, 6. Knee ( it's the kneecap ), 7. USA ( Arizona ), 8. Vodka, 9. Yuri Gagarin, 10. Wear it - it's an Arab veil,

11. Judas Escariot, 12. Duck billed platypus, 13. Dolphin, 14. John Lennon 15. Red Rum, 16. Lee Majors, 17. Sheep, 18. Mekon, 19. Robin (Batman and Robin), 20. Calling birds

Codeword 1=E 2=I 3=B 4=X 5=Q 6=V 7=D 8=R

9=G 10 = P 11 = J 12 = Y 13 = U 14 = K 15 = A 16 = T 17 = W

18 = N 19 = S 20 = C 21 =M 22 =L 23 =F 24 =O 25 =Z 26 =H

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CAFES & BARS

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952 661 985 952 380 667 951 330 800 952 409 236

CAR HIRE

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P23 P42 P53 P53

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