Mjamaica Cromwel Ww ni mwoga hadi unalala chini ya bed 3 Maria Muthoni Wewe ni mlafi hadi unaojaga maji ya uga-
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li We ni mshort lazima uangalie juu ndo uone chini.\\ 12. First time yako kusikia facebook uliuliza iko na pages ngapi.
Ati kwenu mko corrupt mpaka ukipata kuku zenu zinakushow 5 akuna msee kwa keja lakini ukichota kitu kidogo ntawakol.
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Joseph Ombeva hahhhaaa...Dj ati we Ni fala ...unaendaga na chai kwa church ukidai yesu Ni mkate wa uzima...
Ati jogoo zenyu ni lazy hadi za maneiba zikiwika zenu huwa zinasema “same�.
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Joseph Ombega hahhhaaa...Dj b Ati wewe ni mweusi hadi ukirushiwa mawe. Mawe inarudi kuitisha torch. Benson Kayan-
dah una meno kumbwa ulipoenda hosi kutaxama besty yako uliambiwa “tafadhali acha kuchekelea wagonjwa’
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Petah Cruz Ati wewe uko discipline hadi kuku zenyu zinatuck inn feathers Geoffrey Swim Wwe nyanyako ni mzee hadi
badala akufe huwa anabomoka. Joseph Ombeva hahaa Dj b ...ati we Ni fala mpaka chuo ulikuwa namba 19 out of 20
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kama MTU wa 20 hajafanya egzam.. Di Gazah Prince Paul ati kwenye dj b ni maskini hadi mna kashamba kadogo mvua
15 ikinyesha raindrops zinaaguka kwa neighbor Mheshimiwa Makokha Benjamin Wewe ni mfala mpaka uliposikia wakisema
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yesu atakuja kama mwizi...ulitisha upewe security kulinda mali yako Ken Beckham Mgaza Mslim Eti we ni mshort mpaka
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unapiga pena na chest Wyclef Cambiasso wewe ni mwoga hadi unalala kama umekunja ngumi Brison Washington Ruttz
Vipi waseE! Haircut mpya tena Wilfred? Una interview nyingine?
Jay, nipe gazeti moja!
Umedo interview ngapi this year?
Wilfred kaA rada, manzi yako amefika!
76!!!! Sahi nimeget interview ya kuwa pharmacist! pharmacist?! Unajua nini juU ya kuwa pharmacist? Babe, uko na jokes na hii story ya job!
Naelewa hii risto vipoa sana. Unajua niko na threE weEks za kutafuta job na nihame kwa nyumba poa kabla parents wako kukubali nikuoe!
Cheki hii "rags to riches" story. Kuget job sio kazi ngumu! Hata ukitaka kuwa CEO next weEk inaeza hapPen.
KaA kuget job ni rahisi hivyo, mbona bado unanga'ngana kuUza gazeti?!
sawa kevo. Bridget! Naeza get chai hapa?
Nime postpone mapero kucome for long na sioni nikieza kudo hivyo tena. AlL the best Babe!
Joe alinipea job temporary hivi!
Wazi Babe! Niko na feEling naeza get hii!
wewe ni kiburi hadi ukienda choo huinami,,,,, ChShaddy Ogeto eti kwenu niwachafu hadi inzi zina watemea mate
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siku ya next... so, wilfred... Ni qualifications gani uko nazo za kuwa Pharmacist?
Kuna time mbuzi yetu ilivunjika mguU. Niliifanya surgery na hio jioni tukai dishi!
Na pia kuna time uncle yangu alikuwa na Chemist na nilikuwa namsaidia kubeba boxes!
Sema hao waseE kuni haribia time! Mi niko level difFerent sana nao!
baAdaye...
Wilfred! Sahi hakuna venye unaeza kaA bila job, siezi shinda nimekupea doOh za kila kitu!!
Achana na mimi! Sitaki story zako tena!
oi!
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Mjamaica Cromwel Wewe ni mwoga hadi unalala chini ya bedMaria Muthoni Wewe ni mlafi hadi unaojaga maji ya
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siku ya next...
WaseE! Mmecheki hii story? tumeget solution ya shida zetu zote!
WoOoi, maze hii kiti pia ina neEd fundi! Cheki sasa! Mbona tunangoja jobs za gava na job ndo hii hapa?
Cheki hii, world leaders wame promise ku-improve employment rates by 2030! Wanataka tu demand betTer jobs kutoka kwa gava. Inabidi tuwapush ku-ivest kwetu. unajua sisi ndo waseE muhimu sana iki-come story na hizi jobs. WanafaA kutupea opPortunities ndio tusaidie country yetu i-grow!
Mbona mnaniangalia kama mimi ni TV? Wacheni za izo jo! Badala ya kunicheki hivo si muitumie kama talanta? Mueke kwa CV ati mnajua kucheki vitu vipoa?
iza man!
hii ni job yangu sasa! Najua story za goats vinoma!
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ugali ikiwa jikoni. F’give Steel C-rai We una dhambi mingi hadi Kolynz Lynz Shalva shetani akikuona anasema Oh my God!