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dogo!
m Mdogo
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Sister wako amekuwa mgonjwa ki gafla! Lipa Hela Moja sahii kwa bank kupata dawa.
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Landlord wako amepandisha rent. Lipa Hela 1 sahii kwa bank. Kama hauna dooh ya kutosha kwa savings, uza bidhaa zako lakini sasa utalipa Hela 2 badala ya 1.
baada ya masaa kadhaa...
tuendelee!!
leo ni ku-dance!
betty! sisi tuko tayari kuishia!
noma!
naeza kusindii mpaka home...
zi. eh... siendi mimi.
nitatembea na madem wenzangu.
Tutoke hapa, najua vitu beta tunaeza do pamoja
tu-dance, abdul.
poa!
baadaye kwa betty...
mmmmmhh! abdul, uko na condom?
betty usijali mambo ya condom. mimi ni pro! najua kuji-time! na timing yako ikiwa wrong?
ah! hii si mara yangu ya first! acha wasiwasi. mmmmhh!
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Kuna fundraising ya matanga mtaa yenu. Amua hela mtacontribute alafu ulipe kwa bank sahii.
WAO HUSHINDA WAKISEMA WANAJUA TIMING
cheki facebook pg ya 'dj boyie' kuona video ya mama stacy
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Wezi mtaani wamevunja duka alafu wakaiba bidhaa 2. Rudisha bidhaa mbili.
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Credo yako ya kupigia customers na suppliers imeisha hautaweza kuuza bidhaa 2 roundi hii.
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Delivery bike yako imetoboka tyre. Lipa Hela 2 kutoka savings zako ndo uweze kufikisha delivaries kwa soko. Kama savings hazitoshi, usiuze bidhaa zozote hii raundi
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Wooohooo umebahatika leo. Bidhaa zako zimetajwa na DJ B kwa radio na mafans wanazitaka sana. Utapata hela 4 kwa kila bidhaa unauza hii raundi.
Si tu-take a walk, Niko na vitu mob za kukushow.
Walk ni idea poa.
DJ B wewe ni mtu wa nguvu! Wewe ndo mzito! Wewe ndo unfanya vitu poa.
Ni kujaribu tu.
So, risto yako ni noma sana, hebu tuchapiane juu yake‌ First, mimi ni member wa Nairobi Youth Working group.
Si hu-organize forums za accountability. Mayut hutumia hii chance kuwa involved na risto zi affect constituency yetu. Ni-show juu ya hiyo‌
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Umehisi njaa na unaeza collapse! Lazima utumie Hela 1 kununua food na drinks sahii!
KUNA PROJECTS MOB HAZIJA KAMILIKA
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Special offer: Raundi next kwa hii game, unaeza nunua bidhaa 3 kwa Hela 2
Yeah. Kuna bridge ilifaa kujengwa ya ku-connect Olympic na Katwekera... ili-allocatiwa doo lakini haikuwahi maliziwa!
Walala!
Niliomobilize mayut tuka-complain kwa CDF board. Pia kulikuwa na doh ilifaa kutumiwa ku-construct classes kwa mashule kadhaa, haikuwahi happen. Hiyo noma. So uli-do nini?
Alafu nini ilihappen?
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Umekuwa mgojwa. Lipa Hela 2 upate dawa au usiuze bidhaa zako hii raundi juu umekwama kwa kitanda.
At some point, hii story ilipelekwa hadi kwa speaker wa Parliament. Wow!
So kuna action yoyote ilichukuliwa?
Na pia kuna doh ilikuwa recovered.
Sure. Members wawili kwa hiyo CDF committee wenye walikuwa involved walifutwa job.
Wazi mtu wangu!
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Congrats Raphael kwa ku-take action ili ku-ensure accountability.
Thanks DJ B.
Uncle wako na family yake wamekuja kukutembelea na hauna shoping kwa keja. Lipa Hela 3 kwa bank sasa ndo ununue food na drinks.
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Ulipewa loan ya Hela 2 na bank ukianza biashara na inataka kulipwa Hela 2 pamoja na interest ya Hela 1. Lipatotal ya Hela tatu sahii kwa bank.
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Interest rateszimeanguka. Unapoteza Hela 2 kutoka savings zako hii raundi.
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Duka imebomolewa na county askari, ni lazima uuze bidhaa zako Hela 3 badala ya Hela 4 raundi hii.
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Uliona viatu poa na hauwezi ziacha juu ni lazima ukuwe na swag ndio uende date. Lakini lazima ulipe Hela 3 kwa bank sahii.
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President amesema bidhaa zako ni poa sana na demand imeongezeka. Hii raundi utauza bidhaa Hela 4.
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Uliishiwa na credo na hauwezi deliver bidhaa kwa customers. Refund customers wako Hela 3 kutoka kwa savings. Uza kila bidhaa zako kwa Hela 1.
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Matatu imeharibika kwa njia na lazima ufike meeting ya wanabiashara. Lipa Hela 3 kutoka savings zakoili uchukue Taxi au utembee na usiuze kitu yoyote.
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Kama uliweka Hela 2 kwa spend, utanunua kila bidhaa kwa Hela 1 na uuze kwa Hela 4.
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Kama uliweka Hela 1 pekee kwa spend, unaeza uza bidhaa 2 tu ju umepata kwashiokor juu ya diet mbaya. Hauna nguvu ya kuuza kitu hii raundi na itabidi ungoje raundi next.
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Umekuwa uki work hard sana na lazima upumzike hii raundi. Lipa Hela 3 kwa bank sasa. Kama hauna pesa kwa savings zako, uza bidhaa moja Hela 2 badala ya 3
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Uli copy biashara ya mtu mwingine na haukufanya research poa. Uza bidhaa zako zote hii raundi kwa Hela 2 pekee.
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Stima yako imekatwa. Lazima ulipe Hela 3 kwa bank sasa ndo stima irudishwe na kazi iendelee.
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Umekuwa conned! Unapoteza savinhs zako, unabakisha Hela 2 tu!
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