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waseE, niko na solution! lakini ita-work tu ka tutakubaliana ibaki chini ya maji! niko na leakage ya papersho nili-get kwa mseE online!
roja! wewe ndio mseE! of course itakuwa chini ya maji!
uhm! sasa amekuwa hero? hata mimi nataka hiyo paper!
na vile amekuwa hero sasa madem wote watam-like...
haya! leakage ndio hii! ebu chungulia nje tusipatwe na ticha! hakuna ticha anakam, tuendeleE! fiti! kila mtu ako ready? Question one: In binomial nomenclature, explain your understanding of the folLowing terms: Fungi, plantae and protoctista. 3 marks. eish! nani angefikiria swali ka hiyo?
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kidogo...
clasS! you can now turn over your question papers and begin!
you have one hour thirty minutes!
what?! waseE wataniuwa leo!
warRathese?
As discusSed last weEk, I’m loOking forward to everyone scoring 70% and above because anything below that is a straight fail! kwisha!
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baAdaye...
tunakuUa leo aki! ulitu-enjoy!
bado unamuongelesha kwani? songa nikuonyeshe vile hufanywa!
stop it!!
mkimuUmiza nita-show ticha clasS yote ili-agreE ku-cheat! na mnajua vizuri hii shule vile hurespond watu waki-cheat!
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Usijali buda, leo ni birthday yako, fikiria tu hiyo nyam chom na supu.
KWELI.
Hahaha amepararishwa.
CheEzy freshi ni loser, wachana na yeye.
si UNAKUMBUKA HATA MIMI NA CHEeZY TULIWACHANA KWA SABABU YA HIYO STORY.
Alikuia anafikiria na m-play juU nilikuwa na sisitiza tutumie cd.
atajipata kwa shida akiendelea hivyo.
Pia mimi alinifanyia hivyo, alinihurt.
tuFundishe huyo chali adabu. hata sijui kwani nini nilikubali kuwa manzi yake.
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mwanamwali ajinyonge kwa mti ya nyanya. hajui niko na madame kama thao.
wacha ajidanganye yeye ndio main chick.
watu wangu! mashida tuweke kando, leo ni kushikisha, kila mtu apewe nyam chom.
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waseE tuishieni!
cheEzy anachoma picha jo.
hata ka nyama kalikuwa kadogo, hatunge shiba.
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#BforBae tu nayo!
dJ hashim in the house! Harusi tuna hatuna?
A Dj ako sawa sana!
Ni poa nili-invite kazuri kwa h harusi! ni mresh kuruka!
A kweli anakupenda! yani bado anakupiga picha! Yani nilishindwa ku-resist h invitation! My hot dj! hihi..
na sasa utaweza resist kwenda kwake h usiku yote?
er... unajua... E..
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Unaji-trust kuwa na yeye? anything can haen! anyway si ume-come ns protection?
e..sikuwa nimefikiria hivyo!
Hey!! Hashim!
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kazuri, naweza dance na wewe?
niAJE, Ni kitu gani inaweza fanya ms AKOSE tumiA protection hata kama ako nayo HAPO? tuma text yako kwa 20308 ukianza na word HASHIM Na unaweza jishindia ksh.1000 usisahau kuanza text yako na word hashim
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