Snippetz_Issue 515

S

n Ip pe t z

z

™

WEEKLY MAGAZINE

SNIPPETZ LOOKS AT CRIMINALS WITH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

by Deborah Stumpf

FREE WEEKLY

ISSUE 515 • SEPTEMBER 12, 2011

“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”

- Jay Leno

A

bout 6 percent of all criminals in the United States commit 70 percent of all violent crimes, which means 94 percent are involved in non-violent crimes, including bonehead schemes. Some criminals get away with their crime; some get arrested; and some become fodder for late-night comedians – or community newspapers.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law – or in a comedy club.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK MONUMENT

581 Hwy 105 Member

719-481-0008 www.fnbmonument.com

COMMERCIAL EQUIPMENT LOANS

Half-wit, dimly lit criminals are everywhere.

Criminals with Arrested Development...

Continued on Page 2

All your protection under one roof.

All your protection under one roof.

TIME TO UPDATE?

Larry E Stiltner Agency 481 Hwy 105 Suite 212 (719) 481-8382 Bus Monument, CO 80132

All your protection under one roof.

4.75% APR

Larry Stiltner ©1997E American Family MutualAgency Insurance Company and its Subsidiaries Office – Madison, WI 53783 481 Hwy 105 SuiteHome212 www.amfam.com (719) 481-8382 Bus NA-07497 Rev. 1/03 Monument, CO 80132 Larry E Stiltner Agency 481 Hwy 105 Suite 212 ©1997 American Family Mutual Insurance Company and its Subsidiaries Home Office – Madison, WI 53783 (719) 481-8382 Bus www.amfam.com Monument, CO 80132

up to 60 Months Financing

A SPECIAL BRAND OF ACCOUNTS

NA-07497 Rev. 1/03

©1997 American Family Mutual Insurance Company and its Subsidiaries Home Office – Madison, WI 53783 http://insurance-agency.amfam.com/CO/larry-e-stiltner/ www.amfam.com NA-07497 Rev. 1/03

ĎĘĈĔěĊė

ĔēĚĒĊēę Ďđđ ĔđċǨ ̈́͵Ͳ

Ǩ ͳͳ Ǥ Ǥ

Ͷ Ǥ Ǥ Ǥ ͻ Ǥ Ǧ ǡ Ǥ ͵Ͳǡ ʹͲͳͳǤ

ȋ͹ͳͻȌ ͺͺͶǦ͹ʹͶ͵ Ǥ

NOW OPEN    MONUMENT COINS 

Buy • Sell • Trade…Coins, Gold & Silver

WE BUY GOLD! GET 40% OR MORE IN CA$H FOR YOUR UNWANTED GOLD!

719-488-1400 www.monumentcoins.com monumentcoins@gmail.com In the MONTEVERDE Center 325 2nd St. Suite U, Monument Co

ĔēĚĒĊēę Ďđđ ĔĚēęėĞ đĚć

ͳͺͻͶͷ ĊććđĊ ĊĆĈč ĆĞ ĔēĚĒĊēęǡ ͺͲͳ͵ʹ ͳͺͻͶͷ ĊććđĊ ĊĆĈč ĆĞ ĔēĚĒĊēęǡ ͺͲͳ͵ʹ ͳͺͻͶͷ ĊććđĊ ĊĆĈč ĆĞ ėĔ čĔĕ ͹ͳͻǤͺͺͶǤ͹ʹͶ͵ Ǥ Ǥ ėĔ čĔĕ ͹ͳͻǤͺͺͶǤ͹ʹͶ͵ ėĔ čĔĕ ͹ͳͻǤͺͺͶǤ͹ʹͶ͵ Ǥ Ǥ Ǥ Ǥ

Al Dobrick - 30 Years Exp

Bring this ad to receive an Extra 5% when we buy your Gold

®

SNIPPETZ OF NORTHERN EL PASO COUNTY & LARKSPUR

C O U N T S

FREE

Signs and Banners Four-Color In-House Printing Promotional Products Vehicle Wraps

with Direct-to-Plate Technology

Black & White and Color Copies Graphic Design

Q U A L I T Y

Q U A L I T Y

MOVED!

1756 Lake Woodmoor Drive Monument, Colorado

Bring Advertising 719-488-2544 this ad in 15706 and receive Jackson Creek Pkwy.

Bulk Mailing Monument, CO 10 Black & White 80132 Copies or 1 Color Copy Laminating

W H E N

W H E N

C O U N T S

719-488-2544 WE’VE

Bindery

C O U N T S

C O U N T S

“Don’t Shoot the Messenger Part 2 of 2” Robyn’s Real Estate Rap... 6

Q U A L I T Y

Q U A L I T Y

“Flu Virus” Life Energy Flow Tai Yi ... 5

W H E N

W H E N

ARTICLES

C O U N T S

C O U N T S

FEATURE

Q U A L I T Y

Q U A L I T Y

SNIPPETZ LOOKS AT CRIMINALS WITH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

W H E N

W H E N

THIS WEEK IN SNIPPETZ

Strange But True... 7 Moments In Time... 8 “Ask for Your Discount” Senior News Line... 9

CLASSIFIED PAGE 9

GREAT BARGAINS Find Your Treasure!

Business / Employment Opportunities

HEALTH “Laxatives Have Gotten an Unfair Reputation” To Your Good Health... 10 “Fat Can Melt Away!”

Simply Healthy with Dr. Cheryl... 11

COMMUNITY CALENDAR 12 THE DINING GUIDE “Old-Fashioned Ice Cream With a Modern Twist: Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream” The Kitchen Diva... 15

PUZZLES, TRIVIA, ENTERTAINMENT 18-19 Trivia Test • Sports Quiz • Flash Back Super Crossword • Weekly Sudoku Couch Theater DVD Previews Huey’s Page (Comics) Salome’s Stars (Weekly Horoscope)

Criminals with Arrested Development...

Continued from Page 1

arrested him, Solorza had the cell phone he used to call his cousin and a receipt from a costume store. http://thisistrue.com • In August, two robbers dressed in clown garb went into a jewelry store – Sonny’s Rocks – in Denver with their guns drawn. After they made customers and employees lie face down on the ground, the robbers broke into the jewelry cases and stole the goods. However, the robbers had no idea that all of the jewelry on display was fake. A couple from Aurora, Colo., was arrested in Utah but police had not officially linked them to the Denver crime. The police found diamond rings in their car – real ones, worth about $400,000.

CLOWNING AROUND

• Frank Salvador Solorza, age 46, of Redwood City, Calif., came up with this moronic idea to extort money from his cousins. Solorza, posing as a federal immigration agent, sent letters to six cousins, accusing them of lying on their applications for permanent residency in the U.S. The letters also included this: “For $50,000, your papers will be good forever.”

He instructed one cousin to meet him with the money gathered from all cousins. Solorza said the money should be handed to a man in a clown suit riding a bicycle. Solorza appeared as such: on a child’s bicycle dressed in a clown suit, a glittery wig and a pirate’s hat. When police

DUMB AND DUMBER •

BUSINESS, FINANCE & LAW

In May, 35-year-old Daniel

Rahynes entered a bank in Harrisburg, Penn., under the premise of opening an account. Instead, Rahynes robbed the bank. He made off with a small amount of cash, but during his request to open an account, he had given the bank representative two forms of identification. With certainty, police arrested Rahynes later that day – after he crashed into another vehicle while driving under the influence.

• Phillip Williams didn’t trust his crack cocaine dealer. To confirm he had bought the real “stuff,” Williams waved down two Tampa, Fla., police officers and asked them to test the crack cocaine that he had just purchased. He told them he wanted to make sure it was real. It was – and Williams ended up in the slammer.

Criminals with Arrested Development...

Continued on Page 3

SPECIAL OFFERS FROM EXPECTATIONS!

“Be Aware of Key Benefits of Life Insurance” Financial Focus ... 22 “The Marriage Zone: Paternity” It’s The Law by Christopher Meyer... 23 “Going Organic” Dollars and Sense... 23

CHOOSE ONE OR TREAT YOURSELF TO BOTH!

Alisha ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2011 PUBLISHED BY FUNDER ENLIGHTENING, INC. George Wilkins - Publisher PO Box 789

$10 OFF

FREE HAIRCUT

with a color treatment or $10 OFF A HAIRCUT with Alisha

Teresa

Offers expire October 5, 2011

A 1 HOUR MASSAGE with Teresa

Monument, CO, 80132

283 Washington St. Monument, CO 80132

(719) 487-0484 email: george@fepublications.com

(719) 488-9203 www.snippetzonline.com

2

Expectations...

It’s All About You!

ÂŽ

SNIPPETZ OF NORTHERN EL PASO COUNTY & LARKSPUR

The place to turn for Shelter Insurance protection for your auto, home, and life.

We’re Your Shield, We’re Your Shelter!

Michael D. Ahlers

66 Second St. Ste. B P.O. Box 1212 Monument, CO 80132-1212 (719) 481-2550 Cell: (719) 209-4534

www.shelterinsurance.com/michaelahlers Criminals with Arrested Development...

Continued from Page 2

• When James Wombles of Riverside, Ohio, had served his time for receiving stolen property, he had to wear an ankle bracelet equipped with a GPS monitoring system as part of the terms of his parole. The GPS came in handy. Wombles broke into several homes, and the police were obviously able to track him – and then arrest him. • In Scotland, shoplifter Aron Morrison stole a bottle of vodka from a liquor store. It didn’t take police long to find him since he left his name and phone number with the clerk, whom he had asked out on a date.

DUMBEST In Wichita, Kan., Zachera McGrew, age 23, discovered that his car speakers had been stolen. Certain he knew the culprit; McGrew drove to a nearby neighborhood with two friends to confront the alleged thief, a teenage boy. When he arrived, McGrew jumped out of his car and demanded that the boy get in the car and take him to his speakers. The teenager refused, so McGrew drew his handgun (a stolen weapon that he had received in trade for his pit bull).

The teenager ran, and McGrew ďŹ red a couple of shots at him. When the kid was nowhere in sight, McGrew slid his gun back into his waistband

and accidentally squeezed the trigger, hitting his left testicle. Perhaps he was a bit disoriented from the pain, but McGrew pulled the trigger again, sending a bullet to his left calf.

September 24, 8:00 pm

Thomas Wilson, conductor Rock to the music of The Beatles — with full orchestra! Loved by fans and critics, Classical Mystery Tour features the greatest hits of the Fab Four.

Pikes Peak Center for the Performing Arts, 190 S. Cascade Ave.

csphilharmonic.org Sponsored by

Tickets from $19 ($12 students) Call: 719-520-SHOW (7469) Online: csphilharmonic.org In person: Pikes Peak Center box office

WORST ESCAPES • Bonnie and Clyde they are not.

Roy and Jessica Fritts of Utah met through a prison pen-pal site and were married in prison. Roy, age 33, was serving 10 years for the attempted murder of a police officer, and his 35-year-old bride was in for bank robbery. After each was paroled, they reunited on the outside and decided to go to Nevada. Roy failed to report to his parole officer and also didn’t mention the car he was planning to steal.

THE ORIGINAL FARMER’S MARKET

PRESENTS BIG AND SWEET FREESTONE PEACHES

When a charitable man picked them up as they were hitchhiking, the Fritts shot the driver, dumped him Criminals with Arrested Development...

Continued on Page 4

SMITH FARMS HAS BOXES OF CANNER TOMATOES AVAILABLE!

B E E F

:DJ\X &DWWOH 7KH EUHHG WKDW SURGXFHV .REH EHHI

)RU PRUH LQIRUPDWLRQ YLVLW RXU :HE VLWH ZZZ SUHVFRWWUDQFKEHHI FRP PRESCOTT RANCHES LLC &5 +ROWZRRG 5G

5DPDK &2

N A T U R A L

Humanely Treated

A L L

GRASS/GRAIN FED

Philharmonic Pops

His friends drove him to the hospital. The police were called, and McGrew told the ofďŹ cers he had been shot by a stranger. He eventually confessed the truth to his embarrassment, which didn’t stop there. McGrew was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, but the press had a field day with the headlines. MSNBC, for example, published this headline on their Web site: “NOBODY MOVE OR THE ONE ON THE RIGHT GETS IT, TOO.â€?

H E A L T H Y

:DJ\X ) TXDUWHUV DQG KDOYHV DYDLODEOH

CLASSICAL MYSTERY TOUR

EVERY SATURDAY AT MONUMENT PLAZA (behind Rosie’s Diner)

FOR INFORMATION CALL: (719) 213-3323 3

SNIPPETZ WEEKLY MAGAZINE ®

10% OFF UPS SHIPPING

Mile High Holistics

FREE Drop Off for Pre-Labeled UPS Packages

6 MONTHS FREE - NEW MAILBOX RENTALS (NEW RENTALS ONLY!)

626 Hwy 105 Palmer Lake, CO

Go to www.theupsstorelocal.com/3693 for more savings 590 Highway 105 - Monument, CO Safeway Shopping Center

719-487-1730

Criminals with Arrested Development...

Continued from Page 3

on the road and took off in his van.

The man survived and gave the police a description of the infamous couple and the van.

Police caught up with them, but the Fritts tried to outrun the police car.

A van and a squad car in chase is like a race between a tortoise and a hare. The cops were able to get ahead and place stop sticks across the road, which blew out the Fritts’ tires. The Fritts didn’t stop there. They took off on foot and discovered an older man nearby standing in his driveway.

The ingenious couple stole his car but didn’t get too far. Neither Roy nor Jessica knew how to drive a stick shift. They ended up stalling the engine a few times before police surrounded them.

• Police in Southside, Ala., were called to a home when neighbors complained of loud noise. When the cops arrived, they found a bunch of teenagers engaged in underage drinking and other shenanigans. Andrew Hank Stabler, age 18, decided to run.

The police, however, caught him and put him in handcuffs.

When Stabler begged the police to loosen the “tight” cuffs, one cop obliged. Stabler took off running again; and, still in handcuffs, he jumped into a river. It’s difficult to swim in river currents but especially tough with your hands cuffed. As Stabler went under, a police officer rescued him. He was booked for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, escaping and swimming under the influence of alcohol – and handcuffs.

NO … REALLY • Punctual in Vernon, British Co-

We Appreciate Your Business!

719.487.0901

(Next to the Colorado Lighthouse at Illumination Point)

The UPS Store

1/8ths from $30 Ozs. From $195 Including Tax! Mon-Sun 10-7

$500 Bankruptcy

lumbia: Raymond Cuthbert dropped by a drugstore and told the clerk that he and his accomplice would be back in 30 minutes to rob the store. They were on time – and under arrest, as the Royal Canadian Mounted Police greeted them.

• It’s best to call ahead. Albert Bailey of Connecticut phoned a bank and instructed an employee to have the money ready for him; he would be in soon to rob the bank. The police, of course, were waiting for him and his 16-year-old accomplice. One police officer referred to Bailey as “not too bright.”

When your financial obligations get too big...

Morse & Associates, LLC is here to help.

• Get it right, please: In Los Angeles, police were questioning potential suspects in a lineup. When a detective asked each man to repeat the words: “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” one man yelled, “That’s not what I said.”

•Garnishments •Foreclosure •Harassment

• A toll on the brain: Thieves in Florida took a wrong turn and ended up on the Homestead, Fla., Air Force Base.

They actually thought the military police guardhouse at the front gate was a toll booth; and they were trying to pay the fee.

» Free Consultation » Payment Plans Available

WILL THE REAL LAMEBRAINS STAND UP? In Oakland, Calif., police officers spent two hours attempting to lure a gunman out of his home, after he had barricaded himself inside. The officers fired 10 tear gas canisters but soon discovered that the gunman was standing beside them in the police line shouting, “Please come out and give yourself up.”

(719) 302-3655 1-877-284-7529 121 S Tejon St, Ste 1107 www.MorseBankruptcy.com

You have the right to remain silent, but a chuckle or two will not be held against you in a court of law!

We are a federally designated debt relief agency pursuant to Title 11 of the U.S. Code, to help people file bankruptcy

T

Planning is your best protection against the unexpected

Auto • Home • Life • Commercial All Your Recreational Vehicles

STAR

David Prejean 1840 Deer Creek Rd Suite 103C Monument www.farmersagent.com/dprejean • dprejean@farmersagent.com

719•434•7031

LANDSCAPING

4

T-Star Landscaping All Star Quality

FALL CLEANUP SPECIAL! Travis Prater

719-201-8667

P.O. Box 3142 Monument, Co 80132 trp0022@msn.com

SNIPPETZ : THE LOCAL SCOOP ®

EMPOWERMENT THROUGH HEALING, LLC

Since our opening on Aug 1, business has been very good. We would like to thank all of the wonderful people who have shopped with us by extending our

Medium/Clairvoyant/Tai Yi Energy - Tami Urbanek Under mental, emotional, or physical stress? Low immune system? Anxiety? Depression? Lack of focus?

Tai Yi means Supreme Movement and is an ancient form of Chinese energy work that is similar to acupuncture and can assist in many ailments.

719-641-2017 Making New Choices to Create a New Reality

10% off sale through the

FREE 30 MINUTE CONSULTATION WITH SESSION turbanek1@msn.com • www.empowermentthroughhealing.org • Monument, CO

LIFE ENERGY FLOW: FLU VIRUS

A

dvertisements are all around telling people to receive the flu vaccine. Some advertisements feed guilt and fear if people choose not to receive a flu vaccine.

Receiving a flu vaccine needs to be a personal choice, not a guilt ridden choice. Receiving a flu shot also needs to be based on research.

Pharmacists have the flu vaccine behind their counter in a box. In the box is an insert, which lists all the ingredients in the vaccine. One can also look up the vaccine ingredients at the National Vaccine Information Center website (www.nvic.org.) The NVIC is a nonprofit that advocates researching vaccines before accepting them for yourself or your child.

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has stated that this year’s flu vaccine, which contains the H1N1 strain, is the same vaccine as last year. They decided they did not need to change the vaccine. If you happen to come in contact with the particular flu strain for which the vaccine was created, you ‘shouldn’t’ develop flu symptoms. However, that does not mean the flu itself will not mutate into a different strain. When that occurs, when you come in con-

month of September.

tact with another strain, you will develop flu symptoms. Sometimes, those symptoms can be severe, depending on your immune system.

WHAT’S OLD THAT’S NEW?

KEEPSAKES UNLIMITED

Currently, there is concern over the flu virus, specifically the H5N1 virus. An article dated August 29th, 2011 from the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations states, “FAO today urged heightened readiness and surveillance against a possible major resurgence of the H5N1 Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza amid signs that a mutant strain of the deadly Bird Flu virus is spreading in Asia and beyond, with unpredictable risks to human health.” Apparently, there is no medication and currently no vaccine for this virus. If and when a vaccine is created, it could mutate this virus into another one more severe.

Antiques & Collectables

Family Tradition Since 1943 251 Front St., Monument, CO 719•487•1647 / 719•243•1066 keepsakesunlimited@hotmail.com

This does not mean to fear a virus, it means being aware of what goes into your body. Researching vaccines, foods, water, and any chemicals that can and do lower your immune system. People can also look into Life Energy Flow Tai Yi to assist in boosting the immune system. Human Vitality is a treatment that specifically works with the meridians that work with the immune system.

A meridian is like a pipe. When it is clear, the life energy in your body moves freely with no concerns.

When the pipe is coated with toxins it limits the energy flowing and reducing the immune system. Find more information on Tai Yi at www. empowermentthroughhealing.org on the Tai Yi page.

Come Join Roberta & John And See The Treasures They Have To Offer!

HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE? NOW WOULD BE THE RIGHT TIME!

Black Forest Insurance

GARAGE DOOR REPAIR • BROKEN SPRINGS • NEW OPENERS • CABLES OFF • DOORS OFF TRACK • REMOTES

Prepare out of wisdom never fear.

Research what lowers the immune system and make choices that will improve the immune system.

Tami Urbanek

- FREE ESTIMATESFor the First 10 customers to call us we will come out and service their door and opener at no cost.

FREE! That's right not one red cent! Value of this service is 95.00 This is a get to know you special.

We are wanting to spread the word we are in town and want your future business. Just a way for us to say thanks for your business.

finders keepers

by Peggy Rima

“gifts from the heart”

NEW ARRIVALS!

CALL NOW 719-481-2549

Incredible Jewelry Unique Gifts Local Art Pottery & Candles Colorado Jams, Salsas & Honey

www.academyoverheaddoor.com

Celebrating 12 Years in Palmer Lake • (719) 487-8020 • 91 Hwy. 105 • Palmer Lake

5

Joan Vairin 719-495-3984 jvairin@msn.com

SERVING THE TRI-LAKES AREA AND NORTHERN COLORADO SPRINGS

25 OFF

$

Service Coupon must be presented at time of service

James McGuffey - Owner

SNIPPETZ : REAL ESTATE ®

Healing Touch Therapeutic Massage Robyn Graham, LMT 719-216-4421

Article by Robyn Graham Broker / Owner

Don’t Shoot the Messenger!

   

Part 2 of 2

Agents do not control the market, so if your home isn’t selling, please don’t take it out on them. In this economic time and down real estate market, agents are working 3 times as hard for 1/3 of their pay. Asking your agent to take a hit on their commission is not a good solution to ease your pain of selling in a down market. It takes far more elaborate marketing ideas, costing much more out of their pockets to get your home to stand out amongst the massive amount of homes for sale competing for attention right now.

Real Estate Agents must spend thousands of dollars a year for their license, liability insurance, Realtor's fees, MLS fees, continuing education courses to keep up with changes in real estate law, procedures, and guidelines on the national, state and local levels to insure that every contract they write is correct and complete. They also need to be aware of changes in mortgage lending practices of which there have been many this last year. They also need to be aware of any changes in insurance regulations and property taxes that may affect their clients.

Agents are expected to answer their phones on weekdays, weekends, in the late evenings, early in the mornings, and on their vacations.

It’s a 24 / 7 business. Agents are also expected to keep up with an array of information



off

Healing Touch

off

Therapeutic Massage Robyn Graham, LMT 212 N. Washington St. Suite A, Monument

719-216-4421 off

off

One Per Customer -- Exp 12/31/11

 

     GIFT CERTIFICATES: PKG of

1/2 hr :

$160

5

PKG of

10

$300

(save $40.00) (save $100.00) 1 hr :

$275

$520

(save $50.00) (save $130.00)

Healing Touch Therapeutic Massage Robyn Graham, RMT 212 N. Washington St., Suite A, Chapala Building in Monument

including the latest roofing, plumbing, electrical, and structural details. They must also have an eye for staging, interior design and give suggestions for home upgrades and remodeling. They must be able to photograph well, write descriptively, keep up with all the latest internet marketing opportunities, debate and negotiate contract details, organize paperwork and keep track of every tiny deadline, and also be able to remove real estate signs from the frozen ground in the winter!

How many of you have ever called up a Real Estate Agent and asked them to put together a Market Analysis of your home just so you can know what it’s worth? Or you’ve run into a problem with your Property Taxes and asked an Agent’s advise on how to appeal the Assessor?

Or maybe you needed a blank quit claim deed or wondered how much the house down the street sold for......so you called your local Realtor and got what you needed, right?

Real Estate Agents spend approximately 1/3 of their time on projects that are completely unbillable hours -- Favors for a clients or a friend. And always done with a cheerful “Da Nada!”

Be loyal to your Agent of choice. The majority of the year it’s a thankless job, and when you show appreciation we live on that high for weeks!

Hug your Favorite Realtor Today!

Find All Past Articles: www.SpringsRealtyTalk.com or my Eco-Friendly Articles: www.GreenColorado.info For further information, please feel free to call Robyn Graham at Millhouse Real Estate 719-216-4421 or email Robyn@MillhouseRealty.com

719-216-4421 www.HealingTouch-MassageTherapy.com 6

SNIPPETZ WEEKLY MAGAZINE ®

HayCo

TRI-LAKES ONLY FULL SERVICE GUN SHOP UPCOMING

CLASSES • Concealed Carry • Women’s Personal Safety Awareness • First Steps for Kids • Gun Maintenance

For All Your Hay & Straw Needs!

Sm. Squares • Lg. Squares • Rounds Alfalfa • Grass • Mixed • Straw

ENROLL NOW... LIMITED SEATING Hours: Tue. - Sat. 10-6

481 Highway 105 Suite “E” Monument, CO

719-487-0446

L.L.C.

Specializing in Excellent Quality Horse Hay We Deliver

CONSIGNMENTS TRADES DIRECT BUYS SPECIAL ORDERS

719-339-3525

GREAT PRICES... DAILY SPECIALS! than any other animal. Of nonhuman animals, it’s the bottlenose dolphin that has the largest brain.

• When Great Britain’s current Queen Elizabeth -- then Princess Elizabeth -- wed Prince Philip, their wedding cake weighed a whopping 500 pounds.

• As legend has it, in 1288, when Dusseldorf, Germany, was granted its city charter, children all over the city began turning cartwheels for NOW ENROLLING - LEARNING THROUGH PLAY COME JOIN MISS YVONNE FOR FUN AND LEARNING

By Samantha Weaver

• It was revered American comedian Bill Cosby who made the following sage observation: “Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”

• State Licensed • Conveniently Located near I-25

• Infant Toddler • Pre-School • Before and After School

• Here’s a disturbing statistic for parents: If your child is like the average American youth, between the ages of 5 and 15 he or she will see approximately 13,500 people killed joy. The cartwheel has been an enduring part of the culture there ever on television. since, and in 1937 the city even in• Most languages change dramati- augurated an annual international cally over time. If we in modern cartwheel championship.

America were to try to read “Beowulf” (which was written in Old • Those who study such things English), for instance, only those claim that when you’re playing Mowho have spent time studying the nopoly, you’re likely to land on Illilanguage would be able to make out nois Avenue and the B&O Railroad more than a word or two here and more than on any other squares. there. If you’re from Iceland, how*** ever, this isn’t the case; the written language there has remained virtuThought for the Day: ally unchanged for more than 1,000 years. Modern Icelanders have no “I always find it more difficult to say trouble reading sagas that were the things I mean than the things I don’t.” written in the 10th century.

-- W. Somerset Maugham • Relative to body size, humans -(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc. unsurprisingly -- have larger brains

14450 Perry Park Rd. Larkspur, CO 80118

• Close to Larkspur Bus Stop • Within one mile of Palmer Lake

Yvonne Shaw 719-481-0454 • 719-646-9117 • ymshaw1@aol.com

Retirement funds growing nowhere?

Frustrated with your 401K? IRA? Savings?

Concerned about outliving your $$$?

Looking for guaranteed safety, guaranteed growth?

Did you know that one dollar invested in the stock market 10 years ago is worth only 95 cents today?

“We didn’t want to play Russian Roulette with the stock market anymore … we wanted guaranteed income.”

Rick & Andrea, Age 50

$200,000

7

• Guaranteed 8% growth & bonus • Guaranteed income for life

• Protection of $50,338/year principal Every year Guaranteed for life

8% $50,000 minimum, ages 40 – 64 Call for details and eligibility

CDB Advisors

Enjoy today. Be ready for tomorrow.

John Chapman 303-653-6987

QUALITY GOODS & SERVICES Double

SANTA FE TRAIL JEWELRY

J

DOG

Boarding Kennel

SAFE • CLEAN • SECURE Hwy. 105 Hwy. 83

719-481-0250

Walker Rd.

Black Forest Rd.

In Historic Monument

Double J

✪ Thompson Rd.

Owners on Site - 24 Hour Supervision

Come See the New Location!

215 Chapala Plaza

County Line Rd.

BOOK YOUR Hodgen Rd. HOLIDAY VACATIONS Convenient Location EARLY • Reasonable Rates • Catering to Special Diets • Large/Indoor Heated Runs & Other Needs • Elevated Dog Beds • Multi Pet Discounts for • Overnight/Long Term Pet Roommates

Universal Love.

Introducing UNIVERSAL UNIQUES. The Trollbeads that fit on chains from all brands.

Judi & Jeff Havens - Owners 6470 Walker Road • Colorado Springs

By Appointment: 495-1774

THE PLACE FOR GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFTS FREE Gift Wrapping

MONUMENT’S ONLY TOY STORE!

Both stores conveniently located at 274 Washington Street, Historic Monument Mon - Sat 11AM - 5PM - 481•1361

Unique Handcrafted Dollhouses & Accessories

for the Discriminating “Mini-Home Owner”

A CUT ABOVE DRYWALL When You Want It Done Right...

The First Time!

Drywall Patches, Repair and Texturing

• No Job Too Small • Free Estimates • Reasonable Rates • 25 Years of Experience Call Mark Today!

Home: 719-481-0509 Cell: 719-237-9277

TRI-LAKES & GLENEAGLE WELCOMING Barbara Oakley 719-488-2119 PO Box 863 Monument, CO 80132

Once you’ve tried our service, you’ll know why we’re called CUSTOMER’S CHOICE Call today for a FREE quote 487-9713 or 351-7476

PLEASE SUPPORT OUR ADVERTISERS - THEY MAKE SNIPPETZ® POSSIBLE!

MOMENTS IN TIME THE HISTORY CHANNEL

• On Sept. 16, 1620, the Mayflower sails from Plymouth, England, bound for the New World with 102 passengers. The ship was headed for Virginia, but stormy weather and navigational errors forced the Mayflower off course. On Nov. 21, the “Pilgrims” arrived in Massachusetts.

• On Sept. 15, 1916, during the Battle of the Somme, the British launch a major offensive against the Germans, employing tanks for the first time. Although slow, the tanks showed promise and hundreds more were ordered.

• On Sept. 17, 1923, a fire threatens the University of California at Berkeley, kills two people and causes $10 million in damages.

Homeowners fought the flames with garden hoses and buckets, and students from the University of California pitched in, as the fire came right to the campus gates.

• On Sept. 13, 1936, 17-year-old Cleveland Indians pitching ace “Rapid” Robert Feller strikes out 17 batters in a game, setting a

new American League record. Feller allowed just two hits to help his team to a 5-2 victory over the Philadelphia A’s.

• On Sept. 12, 1940, a collection of 600 prehistoric cave paintings and 1,500 engravings are discovered in a grotto near Montignac, France. The 5,000- to 17,000-year-old paintings consisted mostly of animal representations. The Lascaux grotto’s main cavern is 66 feet wide and 16 feet high.

• On Sept. 14, 1964, writer John Steinbeck is presented the U.S. Medal of Freedom.

Steinbeck had already received numerous honors and awards for his writing, including the 1962 Nobel Prize, and the 1939 Pulitzer Prize for “The Grapes of Wrath.” He also wrote “Tortilla Flat,” “East of Eden” and the novella “Of Mice and Men.” • On Sept. 18, 1987, cesium-137 is removed from an abandoned cancer-therapy machine in Brazil. Junkyard workers, fascinated by the glowing blue stone inside and completely unaware of its dangers, distributed pieces to friends, relatives and neighbors. Hundreds of people were eventually poisoned by radiation from the substance, and 40 contaminated homes had to be demolished. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

8

ÂŽ

SNIPPETZ : THE LOCAL SCOOP SNIPPETZÂŽ CLASSIFIED

FOR RENT

6 LINES Only $5 A Week

FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT

(minimum

Call:

5

weeks)

719-487-0484

ÂŽ

Classified ads will run a minimum Snippetz of five consecutive weeks unless otherwise arranged.

Classified ads must be received no later than Wednesday before 12:00 pm in order to appear in the following week’s issue.

We reserve the right to refuse or edit ads for any reason deemed necessary.

of the total purchase or a dollar amount), but the day of the week or date during the month, as well as the age it applies to. Some consider us seniors at the age of 50, while others go with age 55, 62 or 65.

All utilities and washer & dryer furnished.

Month to month lease. Rent $350.

No pets or smoking (or smoking pets!)

719-481-1361 or 719-488-0083

Ads must be submitted

by E-mail or U.S. Mail E-mail: advertising@fepublications.com or Funder Enlightening, Inc. PO Box 789 Monument, CO 80132 Visa / Mastercard / Discover / Check

ACCOUNTANTS

YOUR COMMUNITY ACCOUNTANTS

The Walsh Company Inc. 430 Beacon Lite Rd. #155 Monuments - (719) 481-6555 WalshTaxCo@aol.com Individual and Business Tax Returns.

Payroll, Bookkeeping & Financial Statement Accounting Services

HELP WANTED

EXPERIENCED NAIL TECH AND HAIR STYLIST WANTED Full or part time. Call Maria at Expectations Salon & Day Spa, in Historic Downtown Monument.

PARK N BARK MOBILE GROOMING

We Come To You! Experienced, professional and caring groomers. Less stress and hassle for you and your pet.

Cage free, one on one grooming.

No contact with unfamiliar pets.

FAMILY STYLE HORSE BOARDING Space for one or two horses on 12 acre family horse property west of Monument.

Barn, tack room, corral, arena, pasture and grass hay. Trailer parking OK. $200 summer, $300 winter.

Call Rick on 481-6660

S

ometimes the key to getting a senior discount is just getting up the nerve to ask for one. If we get in the habit of asking for a discount every single time we spend money, think how much we could save.

(719) 488-9203

NOW HIRING

PET GROOMING

ASK FOR YOUR DISCOUNT

HORSE BOARDING

All positions and management.

Apply Within.

Domino’s Pizza 481 Hwy. 105, Monument

WANTED: BLACK JACK & TEXAS HOLD-EM DEALERS

PETS FOR SALE

Someone on the Internet has compiled a long list of stores that give discounts to seniors. You can find that list by going to Google.com and searching for “106 Stores with Senior Discounts.� There’s even a handy .PDF version you can print out to make sure you don’t miss anything! Categories include Restaurants, Retail and Apparel, Grocery, Travel, Activities and Entertainment, Cell Phones and Miscellaneous.

DUCKLINGS READY FOR NEW HOME Black East Indies and Brown Runners. $5 a piece.

Best if sold in pairs.

303-470-0668

Thursday nights. Call Pinz 487-7469 Must be 21 years old. Does not have to be licensed. Just for fun.

970-397-3702

DELIVERY PERSON

HANDYMAN

Not only is the amount of the discount noted (either the percentage

We are looking for a dependable, independent contractor to deliver Snippetz to Woodmoor, Monument, Palmer Lake and Larkspur every Monday (occasionally Tuesday if Monday is a holiday.) To inquire please call George at 719-487-0484.

Local family run handyman service, serving the Tri-Lakes area since 1995 Tired of calling multiple companies to find out they don’t do that type of work? Then STOP, call us today and we will take care of it for you! Same day service in most cases. Full Indoor and Outdoor services.

No job.. Too BIG or Too SMALL References available upon request

719.243.1057

HOME TO HOME PERSONAL TRAINING TO YOU FOR WEIGHTLOSS, SPORTS PERFORMANCE AND GENERAL FITNESS

Private Voice and Piano Lessons.....

Beginning September 6th Call 719 687 0377 Incentive for New Students John(DA Julliard,MA,BS) and Gail(BME,MA-Voice) Carpenter 420 New London Way, Monument 80132 johnandgail46@msn.com Studio Open Tuesday -Thursday

V #/-0%4)4)6% 02)#).'

V &ULL #OVERAGE 7ARRANTIES V &AMILY /WNED /PERATED

(WY -ONUMENT #/ 6IEW )NVENTORY AT WWW MONUMENTMOTORS COM

We specialize in used, 7E SPECIALIZE IN reconditioned and current model USED RECONDITIONED

SUBARUS!

Start carrying your AARP card in your pocket! Remember to use the plastic one with the magnetic strip and bar code on the back.

Matilda Charles regrets that she cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them into her column whenever possible. Write to her in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to columnreply@gmail. com. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

Fitness pro ERIC SEEL: NASM, USAW, APEX NUTRITION CERTIFIED, AND AQUATIX CARDIO INSTRUCTOR.

Currently Has A Few Openings For The School Year

h9OUR (OMETOWN !UTO $EALERv

Seniors Discounts [www.seniordiscounts.com] has more than 150,000 businesses listed that give discounts to seniors. There is a fee, however, either $7.95 or $12.95 per year, depending on the level of services you want.

MATRIX PERFORMANCE SYSTEMS

The Carpenter Conservatory

AUTO SALES

If you’re a member of AARP, there are dozens of discounts built right into the membership. On the Web site [www.aarp.org] click on Member BeneďŹ ts, then Discounts. To name just two of the new discounts, Walgreens offers savings if you show your card, and Michaels has discounts on Tuesdays. There are 15,000 restaurant locations that offer discounts, and travel discounts can be found on car rentals, hotels, cruises and tours.

Serving Monument, Palmer Lake , And Larkspur

Sign Up Now For 3 Free

Training Sessions When You Purchase Six Days Of Training!

Call 719-645-5867

For Personal Training Package Rates

MATRIX PERFORMANCE, WE GUARANTEE SUCCESS! AUTO REPAIR

LUBE, OIL AND FILTER CHANGE SPECIAL GOOD ON MOST VEHICLES EXCLUDING DIESEL

$7.00 OFF ANY

OIL CHANGE

WITH THIS COUPON

MONUMENT • SAFEWAY CENTER • 488-2299

9

AUTO REPAIR

Quality Import Service 719.488.6729 707 County Line Rd. Palmer Lake, CO

Specializing in SUBARU Repairs

SNIPPETZ® HEALTH AND WELLNESS

Bonnie B. Baswell, M.D. Eric L. Caplan, M.D. Lisa Brownworth, N.P.

Specialized Adult and Pediatric Allergy and Asthma Care Now in Monument

be restored by drinking a caffeinated beverage for breakfast and then taking a walk after eating.

Have your husband try this homemade remedy: Mix 2 cups of bran (obtained at a health-food store) with 2 cups of applesauce and 1 cup of prune juice, sweetened or unsweetened. Refrigerate the mix. Your husband can take up to three tablespoons twice a day. He should start with a smaller dose.

LAXATIVES HAVE GOTTEN AN UNFAIR REPUTATION DEAR DR. DONOHUE: For the past two years, my husband has been trying to deal with constipation. We have tried everything -- lots of fruits and vegetables, prunes and fiber. He takes a spoonful of mineral oil daily. He is active and plays golf twice a week and walks 2 miles on the other mornings. A lifelong fear of becoming dependent on laxatives prevents him from taking any.

We are at a loss about what to do. Any suggestions you make are appreciated.

-- J.H. ANSWER: A lack of fluids, too little fiber and inactivity are the major causes of constipation. Laxatives used to be thought of as dangerous remedies, to be used sparingly if at all. People do not develop a “laxative habit,” and their colons are not harmed by them. Your husband has done all he can without any results.

It is much unhealthier for him to strain to eliminate than it is to take a laxative.

He can use whichever one he wants.

MiraLAX is a reliable one. Mineral oil is not great idea. If the oil goes down the wrong way and enters the lungs, it can cause big trouble. Once the laxative has restored normal movements, your husband ought to stay on his high-fiber diet.

Fiber doesn’t always end constipation, but it does keep one regular.

Establishing a morning routine often works. Feeding a baby calls for a diaper change shortly thereafter. The brain sends a signal to the infant’s colon to empty. The same reflex works in adults, but we have dulled it deliberately. It can

The pamphlet on constipation and laxatives provides other ways to treat this common problem. Readers can order a copy by writing: Dr. Donohue -- No. 504W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 328536475. Enclose a check or money order (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipient’s printed name and address.

Please allow four weeks for delivery. *** DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Can a person have bursitis and arthritis at the same time? My doctor diagnosed me with bursitis. Then I fell and crushed my kneecap. I had to have surgery for it. After a while, the knee started giving me pain. The surgeon X-rayed it, and said I had developed arthritis.

My neighbor says you cannot have bursitis and arthritis at the same time.

-- S.L. ANSWER: Your neighbor is wrong. A bursa is a little sac outside of the joint.

It lies between a tendon and a bone. It prevents irritation when the tendon rubs against the bone. Bursitis is an inflammation of a bursa.

Arthritis is something that happens within the joint. Your trauma damaged the cartilages within the joint, and they have become frayed and slightly inflamed.

There is no law that says you can’t have both bursitis and arthritis at the same time.

*** Dr. Donohue regrets that he is unable to answer individual letters, but he will incorporate them in his column whenever possible.

Readers may write him or request an order form of available health newsletters at P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. (c) 2011 North America Synd., Inc. All Rights Reserved

10

Enjoy the Beauty of Colorado Without the Sneeze or the Wheeze.

Individualized treatment for: Nasal Allergies Chronic Sinusitis Food Allergy Hives Eczema Asthma

719-592-1365

Including Allergy Injections At the Medical Center next to Safeway

www.csallergy.com 550 Highway 105 Monument, CO 80132 Wednesday Afternoons

Tour Dates Benet Hill Monastery

September 22 October 11, 2011

Colorado College October 19 November 8, 2011

Guest Speakers

Presenting at Benet Hill Monastery in Our Lady of Peace Chapel.

Sister Irene Nowell, OSB

Adjunct Faculty Member, “Life in the Community” Illumination School of Created by Aiden Hart with contributions by Donald Jackson, 2002, The Saint John’s Bible.

Th eology at St. John’s University, Member TOURS: BENET HILL MONASTERY of the Committee on Groups of 8 or more: Please call 719-633-0655 X 132 Illuminations and to arrange a time for your group.

Text.

You can also register at: registrations@benethillmonastery.org “Seeing the Word of Exhibition Dates & Times open to the Public: God: Visio Divina” Individual and guided tours: Sunday, September 25, Monday, September 26 - Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2011 Monday-Friday: 9:30 am - 11:50 am and 2:00 pm -4:45 pm 1:30 pm -4:00 pm

Carol Neel

Professor of History, Colorado College “Layfolk & Praying the Psalms In the Middle Ages” Tuesday, October 4, 2011 6:30 - 8:30 pm

Saturday and Sunday: 2:00 pm - 4:45 pm Groups of 8 or more: Open for times above as well as additional times.

PLEASE REGISTER BY SEPTEMBER 20, 2011 To register: (719) 633-0655 x 132 or www.benethillmonastery.org/events

Benet Hill Monastery 3190 Benet lane Colorado Springs, CO 80921 719.633.0655 www.benethillmonastery.org

SNIPPETZ

®

WEEKLY MAGAZINE Losing weight and keeping it off has never been so simple and delicious. The Body by Vi™ Challenge can help you reach your goals easily and affordably. In as little as 90 days you can transform your shape, your outlook, and your health.

Simply Healthy

For Everybody, and Every BODY! Fast, Easy, Affordable. 90 Days to a New You! WIN Get the program for FREE over $100K IN CASH and win fabulous PRIZES! & PRIZES* Contact me to find out how.*

with Dr. Cheryl

FAT CAN MELT AWAY!

S

omehow when I hit my late 40s, my whole body changed identities! Sagging everything, loss of muscle, and ‘bumpy’ expansions all seemed to happen overnight.

Sound familiar?

As we pass 35, the average person loses 1 pound of muscle/year. A pound of muscle burns 50 calories.

Let’s advance 20 years to age 55– lose 20# muscle – 1,000 less calories being burned! If you continue to eat the same, the fat comes on and usually in the ‘belly area’; the unhealthiest area to gain weight!

Contact me to learn more:

That was my story. In fact when I was tested ten years ago (age 48) I was actually 45% body fat. A woman should be at 20-25% body fat; I clearly had a problem!

Excess body fat means less muscle and poor posture due to a lack of muscle to hold the body upright.

I had already shrunk an inch in height! My mom has shrunk over �ive inches; as a naturapathic doctor, I knew I had to change this forecast or live out the pattern of my family.

I began the journey of trying everything I knew that could address body-fat. I even began to exercise! Now that was a sight to behold! The �irst day I got on our recumbent bike, I rode all of 30 seconds (yes, seconds not minutes!). That put me in bed for 3

Fit Into Your Favorite Jeans Again

Cheryl Townlsey, ND 719-487-3171 www.lifestyleforhealth.com *Restrictions apply. For complete details, contact your ViSalus Independent Distributor.

hours – what a scary place to start.

I had a perfect, organic diet; exercised, worked with professionals, used supplements. Over the next six years I lost 35 pounds. Imagine my disappointment and frustration when my body fat was still at 44%!

I had lost weight, but not fat! I was simply a smaller dump!

End of December of 2010, I started the Body by Vi 90 Day Challenge. I made one change – my protein shake – and kept the rest of my routine intact. Imagine my surprise when I dropped 10 pounds and 3 jean sizes at the end of my challenge!

Usually it takes a 10-20# weight loss to drop one size. A pound of muscle takes up the space of a tangerine and a pound of fat the space of a grapefruit. I had lost fat, gained muscle, gained a half-inch in height and I felt amazing!

If you are battling the middleß–age bulge, take a moment and check out my pictures and story at www. lifestyleforhealth.com. Then join me on a 90 Day Challenge that can change your life as it has mine!

For additional information contact Dr. Cheryl at: 719-487-3171

SAFETY

SAVINGS

SERVICE

FREE DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND EDUCATIONAL FORUM WE HAVE SCHEDULED AN ADDITIONAL SEMINAR.

Presented by Monument Resident Stan Grant

Tuesday, September 27th 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM Serrano's Coffee House 625 Hwy 105 Monument, CO 80132

Learn How To: • Save Money on your Medigap Insurance • Improve Your Benefits • Secure Your Future • Know Your Options • Feel Good About Your Choices

(Coffee and light breakfast will be provided)

Seating is limited and reservations are required

Please contact Sue 719-684-5258 or e-mail sueholmes_83@msn.com for your reservation This is an educational presentation

11

SNIPPETZ : COMMUNITY CALENDAR ®

SNIPPETZ COMMUNITY CALENDAR www.fepublications.com

INTRODUCTION TO OUR NEW BUSINESS GROWTH PROGRAM Presentations also by: SCORE, SBA, Co PTAC, EDC, Tri-Lakes Chamber, CS Tech Incubator, CSBDC. Mon, Sept 12 5:30 – 7:30pm 14960 Woodcarver Rd, Co Springs, CO 80921 RSVP: Heather McEntee, 719-481-4877 x100, info@trilakesbi.org. www.trilakesbi.org ART HOP IN HISTORIC DOWNTOWN MONUMENT September 15 The third Thursday of each month, May through September, the galleries, restaurants and boutiques of Historic Downtown Monument stay open from 5:00pm to 8:00pm for a celebration featuring art openings, great food, live music and other special events. Participating merchants are located on Second Street, Jefferson Street, Washington Street and Front Street : Bella Art & Frame, Bella Casa, Covered Treasures Bookstore, Crafty Laine Fabric Boutique & Sewing Lounge, Create A Memory Studio, Gloss, La Casa Fiesta Mexican Restaurant & Cantina, Luna Hair Studio and Spa, Margo’s on the Alley, Nationwide Flooring and Design Center, Prickly Pear, Retrospect Dry Goods, Santa Fe Trail Jewelry, The Bead Corner / Heart and Hand Marketplace, The Love Shop, The Vintage Merchants, and Wisdom Tea House. Please save your receipts from all your purchases during Art Hop. There will be a drawing of a gift basket collected from the Art Hop Merchants at the Chili Cook-Off on September 17th. For more information, please visit: www.monumentarthop.org.

MUSIC BY THE CREEK September 15th 6 pm - 9 pm “Free Family Event” Bring your chairs and blankets for an evening of local talent Sponsored by Coffee on the Go... For more information (719)646-1063 Calling for Entertainers - if you would like to perform please contact Coffee on the Go...

225 North Gate Blvd, Exit 156A off I-25 At the Western Museum of Mining & Industry WALK TO END ALZHEIMER’S AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL PARK Saturday, September 17, 2011 7:30 am to 11:00 am The end of Alzheimer’s disease starts here.

Since 1989, we’ve mobilized millions in the Alzheimer’s Association Memory Walk, now we ask you to register for the Walk to End Alzheimer’s, the nation’s largest event to raise funds for Alzheimer’s care, support and research. With more than 5 million Americans living with Alzheimer’s, and nearly 11 million more serving as caregivers, the time to act is now! Together, we can end Alzheimer’s disease the nation’s sixth-leading cause of death.

HARVEST BREW PEAK RANCH’S ALPACA BOUTIQUE 19850 Beacon Lite Rd. Monument CO 80132 (719) 232-8509 September 17, 2011 - 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Seasonal Beer Sampling Fleece Harvest Displays. Shop early and enjoy gift card rewards!

For every $50 in purchases receive a $10 gift card.

HMMA ANNUAL CHILI COOK-OFF AND TASTING September 17 Get out your secret chili recipe, chop some chilies and fire up the stove! Cook a pot of chili and enter the annual HMMA Chili Cook-

off. Food vendors, music and fun for the entire family! Click here for more information.

INFLUENCE & POWER OF SOCIAL MEDIA Presented by: Stevie Knight, 7 Spheres Media 14960 Woodcarver Road Colorado Springs, CO 80921 Tuesday, Sept 20, 2011 7:00 - 8:00pm Please RSVP to Heather McEntee: info@trilakesbi.org. Learn how social media can help you find new customers, keep them happy & have them buy your stuff. You’ll leave with a better understanding on whether or not your company should use it and how to use it more effectively!

ALPACA ROUNDUP Pikes Peak Alpacas, 18520 Shannon Rd Black Forest, CO 80908 24 September 2011 - 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Have you ever wondered what an alpaca is or just wanted to get up close and personal with one? Here’s your chance. Join the South Eastern Colorado Alpaca Breeders as we circle the wagons for an ‘Alpaca Roundup’ to celebrate National Alpaca Farm Days at Pikes Peak Alpacas 24 September for a fun, free and educational day. A dozen local alpaca breeders and artisans will answer your questions about alpacas. For more information and seminar schedules, please visit www.pikespeakalpacas.com. Pikes Peak Alpacas is located at the northeast corner of Colorado highways 105 and 83.

BUILDING COMMUNITY RELATIONS LEWIS PALMER HIGH SCHOOL September 27, 2011 6:30 to 8:30 PM Building Community relations involves schools, business communities, senior, youth, arts on we build a thriving community with solutions.

PLAN AHEAD---VIKING FAIR October 22, 9am to 2pm Breakfast, bizarre, crafts, raffles, music, art, baked goods--including Scandinavian items, at Viking Hall, 1045 Ford St. (off Galley, east of Powers), Colorado Springs. Breakfast cost is $8. No admission fee. For information and vendor procedures phone 719-351-3554.

Sponsored by Sons of Norway for fun and funds for humanitarian relief, building and scholarships.

SAFE TRICK OR TREAT October 30 from 3:00 to 5:00pm Bring the kids downtown for a night of safe trick-or-treating as Monument merchants provide treats, activities and show-off their creative costumes. The Monument Police Department patrols the streets to help insure the safety of our goblins.

BANNER CHRISTMAS Historic Downtown Monument is sponsoring the the third annual “Banner Christmas.”

Banner Christmas features original Christmas art banners, handpainted by renowned local artists. The banners are on display on lamposts in the historic downtown of Monument.

Unveiling is the Friday after Thanksgiving and they remain on display throughout the holiday season. If you are interested in painting a banner for the 2009 season, please contact Vicki Mynhier at 719.460.4179 or email at vmynhier@townofmonument.net.

PALMER DIVIDE

Plumbing, Heating and Electrical • Faucet Repair • Frozen Pipes • Toilet Replacement • Sprinklers • Plumbing Leaks • Boiler Repair & Service • Garbage Disposals

 

719-472-4447

http://snippetzonline.com/submit-an-event.html

12

Dishwasher Replace Dishwasher Install Electric Switches Electric Receptacles Light Fixtures

And many more services!

FREE ESTIMATES NO TRIP CHARGE

Ron Li Butti ELECTRICIAN

TO SUBMIT YOUR EVENT - GO TO:

• • • • •

Steve Li Butti PLUMBER

719-472-4721

Mrs. Susan Lister P.O. Box 307 Simla, CO 80835

SNIPPETZ

D OPENI

GR

20% Dear Susan, Please run this display as follows: OFF

Fall Consignment Auction

NG

AN

®

Phone: 541-2288 Fax: 541-2289 Email: ranchland@bigsandytelco.com WEEKLY MAGAZINE

Saturday, September 24th, 10:00 a.m.

all services for a limited time

18005 Hwy 24 – ½ mile west of Peyton, CO

Dates To Run: Thursday, Sept 15 & 22

Kovitz Auction Site. From Peyton we’re the first place west of Peyton on Hwy 24 at mile marker 329. From Falcon go 8½ miles east on Hwy 24.

Artificial Nail • Manicure Spa Pedicure • UV Gel Waxing • Skin Care

Size: 2 columns x 5”

’01 Freightliner FL70 toter truck; ’75 Chevy Impala; ’95 Chevy van; ’40 Case RC tractor; Tractors; Trailers; Vehicles; Equipment; Farm & Ranch supplies; Tools; Building supplies; Lawn & garden; Guns; Wildlife mounts; Coins; Saddles; Tack; Louis L’Amour paperback collection; Doctor’s buggy; Antiques; Jewelry; Collectibles; Handmade Aspen log frame bed; Furniture; Household & World’s More! Two Auction Rings All Day Long.

Please bill me immediately and reference 719-488-5575 Professional Nail Care billing – &Fall Consignment Gift Auction Certificates Available for Ladies Gentlemen Appt. & Walk-Ins Welcome

Ranchland News Columns Height Total size www.glamoursalonandspa.com Cost per column inch Cost of ad Number of Inserts YOU WILL DO Total

NOTHING TODAY

Business Hours: Mon-Sat 9:30 am - 7:30 pm Closed Sunday

2 5 13880 Gleneagle Dr. 10 Colorado Springs, CO 80921 4.40 $ 44.00 bandwagon. After all, we humans love destroying our 2 brain cells, and Pinz loves humans.

It only makes sense! $ 88.00 20 Years in Business!

Ed Kovitz & Associates, LLC Auctioneers * Real Estate Brokers * Appraisers Phone: (719) 749-2690 Email: ed@edkovitz.com

Limon Leader

By Nick J. Yanez

By visiting Pinz’ Facebook fan page, bowling goers can experience vast 2 world of Tri-lakes ’mColumns so very tired. Mental and advantages in the physical exhaustion wares to the Entertainment. Anyone Height 5 who “likes” the brain, and one can find himself Pinz Facebook page will have access 10 One Free Bowling feelingTotal deflated.size Naturally, tomorrow to Buy One Get will beCost a lazy day. do nothing.

So Coupons every day, a list of upcoming perI’ll column inch 3.51 ask yourself, what happens on those events (like concerts and car shows), Cost oftoad $ 35.10 days you decide do “nothing”? It’s and several special campaign offers. not really nothing you’re doing. You’ll This month, Pinz fans are given a special Number of Inserts 2 almost certainly watch television, eat, that puts them into still photography.

Totalandofallads $ 70.20 drink, sleep, the other basics. Any living organism who tags Pinz But there’s something else, in this day Bowling Center in one of their photo’s and age, you’ll be sure to do. It is, (a photo of them at Pinz, of course) will perhaps, the most obvious of basic day automatically be thrown into a drawing NOTE: ThisI can adalmost was for originally viaParty email. activities you will achieve. a free 2-hoursent Bowling for up assure you, on your “nothing day” you to 10 friends! It’s specials like this that via mail. Please display the flyers in the will visit Facebook. make theauction wasting of our lives worth it.

So don’t waste your time wasting your time; visit Pinz on Facebook, and make It’s a phenomenon, and it’s taken over an honest decision. the world and brains of our children.

Facebook came to us but a mere weak child in the shadow of Myspace. Now For more information on Pinz Bowling it’s all grown up, and it will ruin our Center, like prices, events, or leagues, social skills, and rot every last worthy call a representative at (719) 487cell in our brain; which is why Pinz 7469 Bowling Center is jumping on the

I

An Auction Flyer & additional directions are listed on our website, or contact us for an Auction Flyer & to be on our mailing list: Email, US mail or fax.

Website: www.edkovitz.com Successfully serving our friends & neighbors since 1978

www.fepublications.com Original ad and some auction flyers will be sent

Alpaca newsPeak office. Ranch’s - Thanks Ed

Expert Hair Stylists

HAIR COLOR, PERMS & STRAIGHTENING

By Karey

Owner/Stylist - New Clients Only

• Extensions • Great Cuts • Hi-lites • Low-lites WE HAVE AN IN-SHOP BARBER

Harvest Brew

September 17th 10-4pm Seasonal Beer Sampling Fleece Harvest Displays Shop early & enjoy gift card rewards!

For every $50 in purchases receive a 19850 Beacon Lite Rd. $10 gift (719)232-8509 PeakRanchAlpacas.com card

READY FOR A NEW LOOK?

$25 OFF

Boutique

Karey

Walk-ins Welcome • (719) 481-3265 251 North Front St. #5 , Monument next to the Coffee Cup Cafe

13

SNIPPETZ

®

DINING GUIDE Live Music Every Tuesday and Saturday

Family Owned and Operated

Another Pint American Ale House

75 Hwy 105 Palmer Lake 719-481-2222 www.lazingarapalmerlake.com

@

13860 Gleneagle Drive 6:30 am - till at least 9 pm, 7 days a week! www.asecondcup.net (719) 481-6446

TO ALL OF OUR PATRONS: We will be closing La Zingara at our Palmer Lake location September 19th and reopening at our new location inside Gleneagle Golf Club October 1st. We would like to thank everyone for your loyal support and hope to see you at our new location. Gleneagle Golf Club is located at 345 Mission Hill Way, Colorado Springs and is open to the public year round. Come enjoy the beautiful views and cozy atmosphere along with the same delicious Italian food, wine and wonderful service you have come to love.

$0.98 PBR Pints On Wednesdays!

$2.99 Burger at Both Locations!

Catch all your MLB Games Here!

33 Micro Brews On Draft! $2.99 Breakfast at Both Locations!

Thank you.

Mary Beth and Steve For questions or information about banquets you can call Mary Beth at 719-208-9300.

251 Front Street, Monument 6 am - 3 pm 7 days a week! www.coffeecupmonument.com (719) 488-0663

OPEN 4:30PM - 9:00PM • CLOSED TUESDAY

Casual Dining - Family Atmosphere

AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE PARTIES, WEDDING, REHEARSAL DINNERS AND OFFSITE CATERING

Come in and try our new line of signature burgers!

HAPPY HOUR Daily 2 - 5:30 pm

www.eatatrosies.com

PATIO NOW OPEN!

2ND LOCATION OPENING THIS SUMMER!

30 MINUTE CALL AHEAD SEATING!

481-1234

230 Front Street • Monument, CO www/lacasafiesta.net

SHOPS AT VOYAGER 11550 Ridgeline Dr. Colorado Springs, CO 80921 (1/4 mile north of New Life Church) (Corner of Voyager and Ridgeline Dr.)

Like us on Facebook / Twitter for Special Events & Offers

BUY ONE LUNCH OR DINNER ENTREE

SERVING Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner

GET ONE HALF PRICE! Valid anytime Monday through Thursday Please present coupon at time of order. One coupon per table only!

Exp. 9/30/11 Snippetz

411 Hwy. 105 • Monument, CO 80132

(719) 481-3287

14

SNIPPETZ DINING GUIDE ®

The Kitchen Diva

by Angela Shelf Medearis

Pizza • Pasta • Lasagna Salads • Sandwiches Beer • Wine

OLD-FASHIONED ICE CREAM WITH A MODERN TWIST

M

aking ice cream at home is an old-fashioned way to have a cool summer treat. You can make ice cream at home without a machine by using a few simple techniques.

Freezing the custard-based ice-cream recipe below (or anything that goes from a liquid to a solid form) means the formation of hard ice crystals. A machine churns the ice-cream mixture constantly, breaking up the crystals. If you’re not using a machine, you can break up the ice crystals by using a spatula, whisk or hand-held mixer to create a smooth, creamy dessert.

The trick to avoiding ice crystals is to use a large amount of sugar. Sugar lowers the freezing point of the ice-cream mixture so that large crystals are unable to form.

Always use cooked or pasteurized eggs or an egg substitute in your ice cream to avoid any foodborne illness (food poisoning). If using a recipe with eggs, the base should be heated to an internal temperature of 160 degrees Fahrenheit and then cooled. This temperature will kill any salmonella, if present.

Another tip to making smooth, creamy ice cream is to make sure everything you use is cold. After you make the ice-cream mixture, cover it and allow to chill overnight in the refrigerator.

When you’re ready to freeze the mixture, place it into a metal container that has been wrapped tightly in a plastic bag and placed in the freezer for several hours. This will cut down on freezing time. Pouring the ice-cream mixture into a shallow container with lots of surface area (which has been wrapped tightly in a plastic bag and placed in the freezer for hours) is another way to get it to freeze rapidly.

The only downside of this homemade mixture (if you want to call it that) is that this ice cream needs to be eaten within a week after it’s made for best quality.

GLUTEN FREE - Pizza, Pasta, Sauces

Try Our Specials

HOMEMADE VANILLA ICE CREAM

Tuesday through Thursday!

4 cups heavy cream 2 (14 ounce) cans Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk 6 tablespoons butter, melted 3 tablespoons vanilla extract

Tuesday - Friday 5 - 9 pm Saturday 11:30 am - 9 pm

1. Using a large bowl, whip heavy cream to stiff peaks and set aside. Using another bowl, whisk sweetened condensed milk, butter and vanilla together until well-combined. Gently fold in the whipped cream.

2. Place the bowl of ice-cream mixture into another large bowl filled with ice water. Let it set in the cold water until the mixture is cold, or cover the ice-cream mixture with Saran or plastic wrap and place it in the refrigerator to chill overnight.

3. Proceed with the recipe below to freeze the ice cream, or use the variations to create other flavors. Makes 1/2 gallon of ice cream.

4 Hwy. 105 • Palmer Lake

719-481-3244

website: http://www.bellapanini.com

Serving Anne & Mann’s Gourmet Ice Cream

Variations: Cinnamon Bun Ice Cream Add in 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon to the recipe above and decrease the vanilla extract from 1 1/2 tablespoons to 1/2 teaspoon and proceed with the ice-cream preparation recipe below.

Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Mix 1 1/2 cups of chocolate chips into the vanilla icecream recipe above and decrease the vanilla extract from 1 1/2 tablespoons to 1/2 teaspoon and proceed with the ice-cream preparation recipe below.

Choco-Peanut Butter Chip Ice Cream

24 Hwy. 105 in Palmer Lake

Shakes • Malts • Cones • Sundaes • Banana Splits Root Beer Floats • Chicago Style Hot Dogs Bratwurst • Soups • Chili

OPEN 6 DAYS A WEEK! 10:00AM - 9:00PM Closed Mondays

Rock House Ice Cream

Add in the 1/2 cup Nutella Hazelnut Spread and 1 cup peanut butter chips to the vanilla ice-cream recipe above. Decrease the vanilla extract from 1 1/2 tablespoons to 1/2 teaspoon and proceed with the ice-cream preparation recipe below.

✰ AUTHENTIC SMOKED BARBEQUE ✰ SERVING DELICIOUS: Pulled Pork, Brisket, Pork Ribs, Chicken, Sausage, “Street Style” Tacos, 100% Chuck Hand Formed Burgers Beef Ribs Served on Fridays and Saturdays.

To Prepare the Ice Cream: 1. Stir the chilled ice-cream mixture and then pour it into a 4-quart container (preferably a chilled metal or a shallow plastic container) or two 2-quart containers. Cover with plastic or Saran wrap.

2. After 45 minutes, check the mixture to see if it is freezing near the edges. Remove it from the freezer and stir vigorously with a hand-held mixer, stick blender, spatula or whisk to break up any frozen sections and to make the mixture smooth. Cover and return ice cream to freezer.

488-6917

3. Keep checking every 30 minutes to see if the ice cream is freezing near the edges.

Stir vigorously (by hand with a spatula or whisk, or with the electric mixer or stick blender). It will likely take 3 to 4 hours to be frozen and ready to serve. The ice cream will be good for one week. ***

Angela Shelf Medearis is known as The Kitchen Diva! She’s the executive producer and host of “The Kitchen Diva!” cooking show on Hulu.com. Her new inspirational book is “Ten Ingredients for a Joyous Life and a Peaceful Home -- A Spiritual Memoir” and was co-written with Pastor Salem Robinson Jr. (www.dunnsmemorial.com) Visit her website at www.divapro.com. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

WE ALSO HAVE: 9 Sides to Choose from... including our seasonal Smoked Fresh Corn on the Cob!!

SUMMER IS HERE TIME FOR BARBEQUE Where to check us out:

In the Monument Plaza (Behind Rosies Diner)

✰

LUNCH SPECIALS CHICKEN WRAP OR SALAD & SOUP FOR $4.95 Taco Salad - Only $6.95

ASK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL!

KIDS EAT FREE ON THE WEEKENDS

DELICIOUS PIZZA FROM OUR WOOD BURNING PIZZA OVEN

FOOTBALL FAN?

(719) 487-0471 SUMMER HOURS:

SPORTS BAR & GRILL

11am - 8pm / Closed Sun & Mon

Wear your team colors, and join in the fun with incredible Football Specials!

HAPPY HOUR - 4PM to 7PM - Monday thru Friday 6PM ‘til Midnight - Saturday & Sunday

DINE IN or TAKE OUT! TRY OUR BREAD PUDDING!

1455 Cipriani Loop - Monument, CO 80132

Kids Menu Available!

Gluten Free Menu!

3 Different BBQ Sauces Made from Scratch!!

15

(719) 487-0737

SNIPPETZ WEEKLY MAGAZINE ®

LOOK WHAT’S COOKING...

A NATIONAL RECIPE, A LOCAL FLAVOR! COMING TO A MAILBOX NEAR YOU! TO ADVERTISE CALL: 719.487.0484 16

SNIPPETZ WEEKLY MAGAZINE ®

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN ENJOY A PREMIUM CIGAR IN A RELAXED ATMOSPHERE?

WE DO! Visit our Premium Cigar Lounge

10% Discount on Box Sales

Ask About Our Membership 54 Personal Lockers Available HOURS: Mon. - Fri. 9AM - 7PM Sat. 9AM - 6PM • Sun. 11AM - 4PM

HERE!

719.203.4712 481 Hwy. 105, Monument - Suite J (behind Rosie’s Diner - next to Tri-Lakes Shooting Supply)

Monument Cigar Lounge FIGHT HUNGER WITH THE ALL PIKES PEAK READS HUNGER GAMES FOOD DRIVE Colorado Springs, Colo. (September 7, 2011) – It’s a fight to the death … against hunger in the Pikes Peak region! Pikes Peak Library District is holding a food drive in conjunction with its All Pikes Peak Reads program at all 14 of its El Paso County locations to benefit Care and Share. The drive, called “Hunger is No Game,” runs from September 10 through October 31 and residents are encouraged to donate their non-perishable goods at donation barrels that will be located at Pikes Peak Library District locations and area Wal-Mart stores.

While you turn in your donation, pick up a copy of the APPR study/discussion guide and join us in our community read of the The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, one of the selections for this year’s All Pikes Peak Reads program. Please visit

your local library to read and contribute!

APPR is a community-wide reading program that seeks to strengthen the power of literacy across social, cultural, and generational boundaries. In 2011, Pikes Peak Library District is exploring books that delve into film, photography, and the influence of the media on our lives: The Hunger Games

by Suzanne Collins, The Shallows by Nicholas Carr, The Pioneer Photographer

by William Henry Jackson and Howard Driggs, and The Landry News by Andrew Clements (elementary school).

APPR receives aid from 30 community organizations, 13 public school districts, and private schools, and partners with The Gazette, Colorado Springs Independent, Colorado Springs Fine Arts Center, Colorado College, UCCS, iT’Z Family Food & Fun, Fox21/CW57, and Gay & Lesbian Fund for Colorado to achieve a program that stimulates minds through community interaction. Please visit ppld.org/APPR for more information on All Pikes Peak Reads, including a complete schedule of events in September and October, curriculum guides for local students, and much more!

fall color jeep tours as low as $49.95 per person 719 (539-3088) 345 W. Hwy 50 Salida, Colorado 81201

www.rockymountainjeeprentals.com JUSTIN PALMER 481 Hwy 105 • Ste B - 188 Monument CO 80132 Visit us at: trilakestile.com jp@trilakestile.com

719 • 243 • 4817

Serving Tri-Lakes and surrounding areas with highly professional and custom tile installation. We look forward to working with you to add extra value to your home or business with beautiful affordable custom tile work.

PROFESSIONAL SERVICES

TRI-LAKES TRI-LAKES

HEALTH ADVOCACY PARTNERSHIP

HEALTH ADVOCACY PARTNERSHIP

COMMERCIAL • RESIDENTIAL

Thrift Store

Ceramic

Complete Shower Remodels

Natural Stone

Ant Vintage Items ks iques Boo

Custom Kitchen Backsplashes

Countertops Floors

A wide variety of non-clothing items. ea Ln dow

Repairs

Porcelain

Open Monday-Saturday, 10-4

Call 488-3495 to donate your garage sale leftovers. Donations are tax-deductable.

Remodels

Custom Shower Pans

Walls

$

Thrift Store tie rL

n

M

790 D Hwy 105 to Have some free time and want to La Palm ke er Hw contribute back to your community while 10 y 5 making new friends? Become a Thrift Store PINZ Blvd w Peakvie t volunteer. Join a great group of folks. oM Bowling on um Call 488-3495 today! en t

250 OFF

Fro n

ANY COMPLETE SHOWER REMODEL

Coupon applicable for installs over $1,500.00 Materials not included - labor only / Expires 01/31/12

All proceeds support Tri-Lakes HAP Senior Programs.

17

$

100 OFF

KITCHEN BACKSPLASH INSTALL Coupon applicable for installs over $500.00 Materials not included - labor only / Expires 01/31/12

SNIPPETZ PUZZLES AND TRIVIA ®

Trivia Test

Sports Quiz

By Marge Svenson

1. ANCIENT HISTORY: Who were the opponents in the Trojan War? 2. GEOGRAPHY: Which nation’s most important river is the Vistula?

3. U.S. PRESIDENTS: Which U.S. president was the target of an attempted assassination in Sacramento, Calif.?

4. MUSIC: What was the full name of Bill Haley’s band, which recorded the hit “Rock Around the Clock”?

5. LITERATURE: Who wrote the book “Mary Poppins”?

6. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: When did the war crimes trials at Nuremberg, Germany, begin?

7. FORMER NAMES: Where was the ancient kingdom of Cumbria located?

8. THE ARTS: Which one of the arts was Rudolf Nureyev’s claim to fame?

9. TELEVISION: What was the first name of TV detective Kojak?

10. MEASUREMENTS: How many hectares are in 1 square kilometer?

By Chris Richcreek

1. Between 2004 and 2009, the Angels won the A.L. West Division every year except one. Who else won it, and when?

2. How many times did Boston’s Ted Williams lead the American League in RBIs for a season?

3. Name the first University of Miami (Fla.) player to win the Lombardi Award for top collegiate lineman or linebacker.

4. Between 1986 and 1995, three players (Larry Bird, Craig Hodges, Mark Price) won a total of eight of the 10 NBA All-Star 3-Point Shootouts. Who won the other two?

5. When was the last time before the 2010-11 NHL season that at least three rookies had at least 30 goals in the same season?

6. Who has won more NASCAR Cup races: the Allisons (Bobby and Donnie) or the Waltrips (Darrell and Michael)?

7. Evonne Goolagong Cawley played in five Wimbledon singles finals between 1971 and 1980. How many did she win?

(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

1. Name the band that was the first to release the famous “Tequila” instrumental.

2. What was the follow-up song that Shelley Fabares released after her No. 1 hit “Johnny Angel”?

3. Which group wrote and released “December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)” and when?

4. What was Chicago’s first No. 1 hit single?

5. Name the big 1980 hit by Lipps Inc. 6. Who released “Black Velvet” in 1988? What’s the song about? (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

In order to keep everyone honest (you know who you are,) you can find the answers and solutions to the trivia and puzzles to the next page (19).

By Sam Struckhoff

New DVD Releases for Week of Sept. 12, 2011 PICKS OF THE WEEK

“Thor” (PG-13) -- The Norse god of thunder steps up to the plate for his turn at bat for Marvel superhero movies. The Scandinavian musclecake (played by Chris Hemsworth) hits it out of the park in terms of visual splendor and respect for the comics, but limps all the way to home plate when compared with the current standard for superheroes on film.

Thor breaks the superhero mold in a few ways -- he’s never an Average Joe, his backstory is more otherworldly than familiar, and

he doesn’t mount a war against crime, but rather he battles arcane and supernatural evil.

True geeks must see “Thor” as a prerequisite to the upcoming Avengers movie that will tie together all of Marvel’s major releases from the past few years. More casual superhero fans can skip this middle-of-its-class flick and play catch up when it’s time for the big reunion.

“Incendies” (R) -- Nominated for Best Foreign Language Film Oscar, this import is emotionally powerful and socially relevant.

After the death of their mother, twins Jeanne and Simon are tasked with finding the father who they thought had died and the brother they never knew they had.

The journey takes the siblings to the Middle East, where the rabbit-hole twists into a world of perpetual war and long-held hard feelings. The performances and pure tension make this a memorable and touching work.

“Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop” (R) -- After the debacle over who should host “The To-

night Show” and his falling out with NBC, comedy writer and TV personality, Conan O’Brien, takes his act on the road. In this documentary of “The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour,” the gawky funnyman travels the country doing live performances and reflecting on his role in the comedy world.

Even for people who never stayed up late for a dose of Conan, “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop” has plenty of chuckles and an interesting portrayal of somebody who is utterly compelled to make people laugh.

riddled with annoying tweaks, awful updated special effects and re-touched or even reshot footage mixed in with the original films from the 1970s. In short, they have all the charm and visual panache of a fine work of modern art adorned with shiny stickers and eraser burn.

BUYER BEWARE

“It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Season 6”

“Star Wars: The Original Trilogy” [Blu-ray] -- Enough time has passed since the last rerelease, so we’re apparently due for another Star Wars box set. Though this latest batch contains only the original trilogy (episodes IV-VI), they are not Blu-ray versions of the old releases, but rather the very-altered 2004 editions in Blu-ray format. These movies are

18

TV RELEASES

“Supernatural: The Complete Sixth Season” “The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Fourth Season” “Glee: The Complete Second Season”

“The Good Wife: The Second Season” “That ‘70s Show: Biggest Hits” “Mythbusters: Collection 7” “The Dick Van Dyke Show 50th Anniversary Edition: Fan Favorites” (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

SNIPPETZ COMICS AND ENTERTAINMENT ®

HUEY’S PAGE

Answers & Solutions

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Someone whose friendship you felt you had to write off will try to revive it. What you do is up to you. But don’t do it without giving it considerable thought.

TRIVIA TEST ANSWERS 1. The Greeks (Achaeans) and Troy 2. Poland 3. Gerald Ford 4. Bill Haley & His Comets 5. Pamela Lyndon Travers 6. 1945 7. England 8. Ballet 9. Theo 10. 100

SEPT. 12, 2011

ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Mars, your ruling planet, helps you deal with career challenges in a way that reflects some of your own hidden strengths. This impresses some important decision-makers.

SPORTS QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Oakland won the A.L. West by four games over the Angels in 2006.

2. Four -- 1939, 1942, 1947 and 1949 (tied for the lead).

3. Warren Sapp, in 1994.

4. Dale Ellis in 1989 and Glen Rice in 1995.

5. In 2005-06, four rookies did it (Sidney Crosby, Alex Ovechkin, Marek Svatos and Petr Prucha).

6. The Allisons had 94 victories, and the Waltrips had 88.

7. Two -- 1971 and 1980.

FLASH BACK ANSWERS 1. The Champs, in 1958. The song won a Grammy. Numerous groups have covered “Tequila,” including Dr. Feelgood.

2. “Johnny Loves Me,” released in 1962 on her “The Things We Did Last Summer” album. It only reached No. 21 on the charts.

3. The Four Seasons, in 1975. Legend says the song was originally to be about Prohibition ending in 1933.

4. “Beginnings,” in 1971. The band didn’t have another hit until “Call On Me” in 1974.

5. Lipps Inc. (pronounced “lip sync”) scored No. 1 status all around the world with “Funkytown,” sometimes on multiple charts.

6. Alannah Myles. It’s said the song is about Elvis Presley and his many images being painted on black velvet. It charted around the world.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Your strong Bovine will, combined with your romantic nature (you are ruled by Venus), helps turn a romance with a potential for problems into one with more-positive possibilities.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Mercury’s influence creates some unsettling moments, but nothing that you can’t live with. You’ll soon learn more about that major change that is about to be revealed.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Opportunities for you are like the phases of the Moon: constantly appearing and reappearing. So, cheer up. The opportunity you think you let slip by will be replaced by another.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) An opportunity that you hoped would open up for you remains closed. Stop wasting time scratching at it. Something else you’ll like will soon make itself apparent and accessible.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Congratulations. You’ll soon hear some positive feedback for all the hard work you recently put into a project. A Pisces could soon swim into your personal life.

19

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) A job-related plan might need to be reworked to allow for changes. Lucky for you that Saturn remains a strong influence that can help you focus on getting it done right.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) This is a good time to move into areas of self-discovery. You might be surprised about who you really are and how you really relate to those around you.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Expect to confront someone who will make an unwelcome request. Stand by your resolve to do the right thing no matter what “persuasion” might be offered.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) A friendly competition could become more contentious than you expected. Take time out to discuss the reasons behind this unexpected change, and act accordingly.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20) You have a wonderful mind for solving mysteries, so you should feel confident about solving the one developing very close to you. An unlikely source offers help.

BORN THIS WEEK: You’re a great host or hostess. You love being with people, and you’re very good about planning all sorts of social events that bring folks together.

(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

SNIPPETZ WEEKLY MAGAZINE ®

Brad Wheeler Construction, LLC.

Shelly’s Hair Boutique Master Stylist/ Color Specialist

Must call for appointment 719-930-5192 or schedule online at www.schedulicity.com

Serving The Tri-Lakes Area For Over 13 Years

FAMILY FRIENDLY

$10 men’s cuts

Where Quality, And Affordability Are Guaranteed!

$70 women’s color and cut

HAPPY HOUR

1/2 price haircuts

EVERY THURSDAY from 4-7pm

All Your Handyman Needs At A Great Price repairs • Installations remodels • additions decks and patios

25% off any service for new clients

COMING SOON: NEW CLIENT HAPPY HOUR SATURDAY

5K - CALLING ALL RUNNERS

Y

outh for Parker’s 2nd Annual Trot for our Troops is almost here! Sunday, September 18, 2011, Youth for Parker will host a 5K race and Health Fair at Salisbury Equestrian Park, 9500 Motsenbocker Road, Parker 80134. Runner registration is $20 before September 10 or $25 on race day. Registration proceeds will be donated to Project Sanctuary, a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping military families heal and reconnect after deployments. The first 500 runners to sign up online will receive a FREE goody bag and T-shirt. Race time is 8 am, and runners may register as early as 7am. Awards will be presented to win-

ANY JOB OVER $1000.00

10% discount for all military

must present coupons to receive discount expires 11-30-2011

FREE QUOTES

ners of each age group at the end of the race, followed by a Health Fair, FREE food and fun festivities for the whole family! For more details and to sign up online, visit www.TrotForOurTroops. org.

ATTENTION ALL MILITARY FAMILIES!! ENTER TO WIN A FREE COMPLETE EXTERIOR HOME PAINT JOB ON RACE DAY. (Race participation is not necessary. Must have an active military service ID to enter. Must be present to win.) 5 STAR PAINTING & Sherwin Williams Paint of Parker will be donating all of the paint and labor to the winner.

Trot for Our Troops 5K will also include a Health Fair sponsored by several Parker merchants. Businesses providing FREE food and drinks include PEPSI, FroYo Yogurt, Texas Road-

•

must present coupon to receive discount expires 1-31-2012

719-310-0864 • INSURED

house, Joe’s Crabshack, Wingman, Tonti’s Pizza, Carino’s, Kunjani Coffea, and D’Amicos Catering. We will have an exciting Awards Ceremony and LIVE DJ music provided by LSP Entertainment. BIG AIR JUMPERS will provide a variety of bouncy playgrounds for our little ones. We hope to see everyone there to support our troops, get a little exercise and have fun in Parker.

Youth for Parker is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization that focuses on providing junior high and high school students the opportunity to learn how to run a business. They focus on helping the Town of Parker through community service. They do fundraisers and create events that are fun, safe and inexpensive for our youth. For more information on Youth for Parker contact Dillon Campbell at (720) 219-3929.

20

RECEIVE 15% OFF

Project Sanctuary is a 501(c)(3) and the ONLY non-profit organization providing ongoing retreats for the entire military family. They help military families heal and reconnect after military deployment. This will honor the sacrifices made by all military family members and help them overcome difficulties experienced at higher rates than that of the civilian population including child abuse which triples during deployment.

To learn more about this great group visit www,ProjectSanctuary.us.

We would like to send out a special thanks to our Titanium Sponsor, MEINEKE Auto Repair. They are located in Parker at 9078 South Woodman Way. Call Ross today to get your vehicle check-up at (303) 536-5597.

SNIPPETZ WEEKLY MAGAZINE ®

s t r A e h t e t a r b le Ce

1. Gloss 366 Second Street “A” 719.623.1652 2. Nationwide Flooring and Design Center 366 Second Street “D” 719.488.9447 3. The Vintage Merchants 155 North Jefferson Street 719.375.5438 4. Create A Memory Studio 245 Jefferson Street 719.488.0889 5. Bella Casa 155 Second Street 719.559.4133 6. Santa Fe Trail Jewelry 215 Chapala Plaza 719.481.0250 7. Prickly Pear 135 Second Street 719.531.7418 8. Covered Treasures Bookstore Corner of Second and Washington 719.481.2665 9. Crafty Laine 273 Washington Street 719.375.3961

10.Luna Hair Studio and Spa 267 Washington Street 719.358.7961 11.Margo’s on the Alley 253 Washington Street 719.487.1406 12.Bella Art & Frame 183 Washington Street 719.487.7691 13.Wisdom Tea House 65 Second Street 719.481.8822 14.La Casa Fiesta 230 Front Street 719.481.1234 15.The Love Shop 251 Front Street “13” 719.598.3348 16.Retrospect Dry Goods 251 Front Street “8” 719.487.8817 17.The Bead Corner 251 Front Street “4” 719.487.9900

Thursday, Sept 15 www.monumentarthop.org The third Thursday of each month, May through September, the galleries, restaurants and boutiques of historic downtown Monument stay open until 8:00PM* for a celebration featuring art openings, great food, live music and other adult-oriented special events.

HISTORIC DOWNTOWN MONUMENT~ Interstate 25~ Exit #161 *Most of the art openings and other special events are scheduled from 5 to 8 PM. Sponsored by:

MARKETING & DESIGN

21

SNIPPETZÂŽ BUSINESS, FINANCE & LAW

FINANCIAL FOCUS

IS YOUR BROKER GIVING YOU

BE AWARE OF KEY BENEFITS OF LIFE INSURANCE

THE COLD SHOULDER? At Edward Jones, the level of service you receive depends on your personal needs and preferences, not on the size of your investment portfolio.

Provided by Adam Grayson of EdwardJones Investments

Y

ou may be unaware of it, but September is Life Insurance Awareness Month. And while a whole month may seem like a long time to focus on life insurance, it’s actually a good opportunity for you to realize the important role that life insurance can play in your life.

If you’d like to experience exceptional personal service, consider Edward Jones. We offer solutions for all your financial needs. Get to know us.

Call today to schedule a free portfolio review.

Adam R Grayson

Unfortunately, many people don’t have sufficient insurance. A recent report

by LIMRA, a research and consulting group, shows the following:

Financial Advisor .

755 Hwy 105 Suite M-4 Palmer Lake, CO 80133 719-481-4964

Individual life insurance ownership among U.S. households has reached a 50-year low.

www.edwardjones.com

Three out of every 10 households (about 35 million households) currently have no life insurance — an increase of 11 million households since 2004.

Member SIPC

These figures help explain why the nonproďŹ t LIFE Foundation coordinates Life Insurance Awareness Month each September. Simply put, many people don’t realize how many ways that life insurance can help them and their families.

To be specific, life insurance can:

IN 1752, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY IN A FIELD. IN 1935, WE WERE CALLED UPON TO GET IT THERE.

Educate your children — If you were to die prematurely, your life insurance policy can pay, in whole or in part, your children’s college education.

And if you live a normal life span, life insurance can help to pay for your grandchildren’s college education.

Pay off your mortgage — If you have sufficient life insurance, the death benefit can pay off your mortgage, so your family wouldn’t have to move.

Help pay for your spouse’s retirement

Supplying electricity to rural America didn’t happen overnight. It took vision, cooperation and determination. Today, as a member of an electric co-op, it’s your turn to influence the future by saving energy. Learn how at TogetherWeSave.com.

— Your spouse might be counting on sharing some of the money you eventually withdraw from your retirement plans — such as your 401(k) and IRA — to help with his or her own retirement. If you were to die early, your spouse, as beneficiary, would receive the existing account balances in these plans, but your future contributions would, of course, die with you.

Help pay for your retirement — You don’t even have to die to reap some benefits from your life insurance. If you’ve purchased some form of permanent insurance, such as whole life or universal life, you have the opportunity to build a cash balance. And through policy loans or withdrawals, you can tap into this cash to help you pay some of your expenses during retirement.

Help you leave the legacy you desire — Life insurance can be an important part of your estate plans. To use life insurance properly for estate planning, consult with your legal advisor.

Of course, one big question that you may ask is this: How much life insurance do I need? You’ve probably seen those estimates that say you should have insurance that’s worth a certain number of years times your annual income. While this might not be a bad estimate, it’s not a hard-andfast rule for every single individual.

The amount of insurance you need will depend on a variety of factors: your age, income, size of family, value of home, employment situation and so on. Your financial advisor can help you determine the level of insurance that’s appropriate for your needs.

Now that you’ve seen how life insurance may help you over the years, and you’ve got a sense of how to determine the amount of coverage you need, you can appreciate the message behind Life Insurance Awareness Month — so take it to heart and make sure you’ve got the proper insurance plan in place.

This article was written by Edward Jones for use by your local Edward Jones Financial Advisor.

For additional information, contact:

Adam Grayson 755 Hwy.105, Ste M-4 • Palmer Lake, CO

719-481-4964

9OU 7!.4 TO JOIN THE #HAMBER OF #OMMERCE BECAUSE OF ALL THE BENElTS AND OFFERINGS -!+% YOU MONEY AND 3!6% YOU MONEY "RING THIS COUPON IN WITH YOUR COMPLETED NEW MEMBER APPLICATION DURING AND WE WILL WAIVE YOUR NEW MEMBER PROCESSING FEE A VALUE &IND A -EMBER !PPLICATION ON THE #HAMBER S WEBSITE ON THE #HAMBER OF #OMMERCE AND 6ISITOR #ENTER PAGE ,OOK FOR THE */). ./7 LINK OR SIMPLY STOP BY THE #HAMBER OF #OMMERCE AND 6ISITOR #ENTER OFlCE !SK ABOUT OUR NEW @/NE 0ERSON "USINESS AND @.EW "USINESS RATE

ϳϭϵͲϰϵϱͲϮϮϴϯ භ ϳϭϵͲϳϳϱͲϮϴϲϭ

22

®

SNIPPETZ BUSINESS & SPORTS

IT’S THE LAW!

by Christopher C. Meyer, Attorney at Law, P.C.

THE MARRIAGE ZONE:

PATERNITY

Lisa Welch Stevens Attorney at Law, P.C.

Admitted to Colorado State Bar and U.S. Federal Bar for the District of Colorado ❖

Business Formation

❖

Business Planning

❖

Intellectual Property

❖

Employment Law

❖

Mergers and Acquisitions

❖

Wills, Estate, Probate

❖

Transactional (Contract) Services

Member: Colorado & El Paso County Bar Association

719.488.9395

lisa@lwslawfirm.com • www.lwslawfirm.com

DIVORCE / FAMILY LAW

VALUE

Experienced - Affordable - Convenient

Law Offices of Christopher C. Meyer,P.C. 13540 Northgate Estates Dr., #200 Colorado Springs, CO 80921

(719)488-9395 Call for appointment • FREE initial consultation Please visit our comprehensive website for divorce information:

www.cmeyerlaw.com

By Christopher C. Meyer © May 2007

C

hallenging the paternity of a child in a family law case involves such basic issues as whether junior really is junior. If you are concerned that you may not be the actual biological father of a child, you should address this concern at your earliest opportunity in the legal proceeding you are involved in. This opportunity typically arises in a child support case or a divorce case.

To understand the law of paternity it is important to understand that there are strong policy reasons that favor a finding that your are the father. The strongest reason is to make sure that a father is available to support the child in order to secure the health, welfare, and happiness of the child.

Another strong policy reason favoring paternity is the finality of judgments. People should be

able to understand their rights under a judgment this child in a legal action. Legally, you are the and should not have to worry about future events father and that is that. changing their rights.

Paternity law is like any other law. You must reIf you are involved in a child support case or a member that: you may not understand the law; divorce case and you don’t raise the issue of pa- you may not like it; and you may not think its ternity in that case, you will be determined to be fair; but it’s the law! the father. There is nothing you can do about it later, even if it is scientifically determined at a later date that you are not the father!

Chris Meyer is an attorney practicing family law For example, you are involved in a child sup- in Northern El Paso County. Chris’ law practice port case. You do not raise the issue of paternity, is limited to domestic relations cases. Chris has because you mistakenly believe that you are the been practicing law since 1977. He is a forbiological father of the child. The Court orders mer prosecutor and is licensed to practice law you to pay child support. More than six months in Colorado, Florida, California and Wisconsin.

Chris can be contacted at 719-488-9395. Chris’s pass after the order is entered. You then discover website (www.cmeyerlaw.com) has additional as a result of genetic testing done for some medi- divorce and family law information and many cal reasons that you are not the biological father. other articles.

You cannot successfully fight your paternity of

want to limit your organic shopping to fruits and vegetables that you can’t grow. Or if you can grow those, but can’t have chickens, spend your money there.

GOING ORGANIC

O

rganic food often comes with a hefty price. It is possible, however, to find food that’s good for us at a cost that isn’t going to break the bank.

The first step is to learn the differences between “100 percent organic,” “organic” and “70 percent organic.” Go online to www.usda.gov and put “National Organic Program” in the search box. Look for “Understanding Organic.”

Decide how to spend your food money to give your family the best health benefit for the dollar.

If you can bake your own breads, then you might

There’s an online list, sometimes called The Dirty Dozen, of 12 foods that have high rates of pesticide contamination, even after being washed: Nectarines, Celery, Pears, Peaches, Apples, Cherries, Strawberries, Imported Grapes, Spinach, Potatoes, Bell Peppers and Red Raspberries. Consider spending your money on organic versions of those, instead of the thickerskinned fruits and vegetables that have a lower rate of pesticides: Asparagus, Avocados, Bananas, Broccoli, Cauliflower, Corn, Kiwi, Mangoes, Onions, Papaya, Pineapples and Sweet Peas.

Buy in-season. See what’s at the store or market, and plan your menus around the organic foods that are available.

Check out Local Harvest [www.localharvest.org] and put in your ZIP code for farmers markets and community supported agriculture (CSA) farms near you. In addition to fresh fruits and vegetables, many of these markets carry meats, baked goods, herbs and organic teas. Ask before you buy: Even if a farmer doesn’t yet have his official “organic” certification, it could well be that he’s

23

in the process of doing so and hasn’t sprayed any pesticides.

Buy pasta, nuts and dried fruit in bulk if you have a means of storage. Use your freezer to store other foods.

Shop around and compare prices between CSAs, farmers markets, co-ops, buying clubs and your grocery store.

If necessary, take it one step at a time as you learn which items you can leave out of your standard menu and replace with organic choices.

Ask for discounts, even at a farmers market, especially if buying in bulk.

The benefit to you in moving toward organic?

The food you put on your table tonight might have been picked a few miles away this morning.

David Uffington regrets that he cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them into his column whenever possible. Write to him in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to columnreply@gmail.com. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

SNIPPETZ WEEKLY MAGAZINE ®

INTERNATIONAL STONEWORKS, LLC

GRANITE COUNTERTOPS SLAB COUNTERTOPS • • • • • • •

KITCHENS BATHROOMS WETBARS WALLS FIREPLACES FURNITURE OUTDOOR LANDSCAPE FEATURES

CUSTOM GRANITE MARBLE TRAVERTINE QUARTZ

$32.00 Per Sq. Ft. Installed • Call for your FREE Quote Today!

Hwy 105

(located just 2 miles west of 1-25’s exit 163 in Palmer Lake)

iswrocks.com • Since 1997 • residential • commercial 24

ou

nt

a in

CNC & WATERJET TECHNOLOGY FABRICATION & INSTALLATION (719) 488-3180 200 COUNTY LINE ROAD • PALMER LAKE, CO 80133

Roa d

• • • •

p ru SS

M ce

Co

t un

i ne yL

ad Ro

INTERNATIONAL STONEWORKS, LLC.