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Benjamin Franklin, during the signing of the Declaration of Independence, said, “We must all hang together or assuredly we shall all hang separately.”
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In Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll: “And how many hours a day did you do lessons?” said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject. “Ten hours the first day,” said the Mock Turtle, “nine the next, and so on.” “What a curious plan!” exclaimed Alice. “That’s the reason they’re called lessons,” the Gryphon remarked: “because they lessen from day to day.”
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Not that the pun was lost, but there is indeed an organization named the ISTPF whose chairman of the bored (his term, not ours) is Norman Gilbert, a financial planner in Ontario, Canada. The organization was founded in 1979 by John Crosbie and boasts a membership of 1,600 serious punsters. They
Synonyms: wordplay, quibble, quirk, play on words, paronomasia
PUNS UPON A TIME Ancient civilizations even used puns – most notably the Egyptians used them in interpreting dreams.
publish a monthly newsletter, appropriately titled “The Pundit,” host dinners and get-togethers for punning around with others, as well as hosting the annual Pun-Off Championships where they bestow the Punster of the Year Award upon a skilled punmeister. The May, 2011 championships were held in Austin, Texas. New Yorker John Pollack won the Punster of the Year Award (P.O.T.Y Award) in 2011. Pollack is no ordinary punster and is a true example of how far a punster can go in life. He was a speechwriter for President Bill Clinton, a foreign correspondent in Spain and has authored three books. Earlier this year, Pollack published “The Pun Also Rises: How the Humble Pun Revolutionized Language, Changed History and Made Wordplay More Than Some Antics.” This man is serious about the almighty pun and word.
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Literature is fraught with cunning punning. Think William Shakespeare who used the pun to its fullest as another way of pulling his audiences into the story. In Richard III: “Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son (sun) of York.” In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio says after being fatally wounded: “Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.”
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• You’ve probably never heard of Harvey Lowe, but in the 1930s he enjoyed a certain amount of notoriety; in 1934 he won the first World Yo-Yo Contest. Now that you know who he is, can you imagine what he had in common with Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and notoriously flamboyant entertainer Liberace? It turns out that all three took out insurance policies on their hands. • If you’re like 20 percent of the respondents in a recent poll, you find it embarrassing to order tap water when you’re in a restaurant. ***
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Bridge collapses due to high winds. At the time, wind forces were not taken into consideration by engineers and designers. The remains of the bridge, at the bottom of Puget Sound, form one of the largest man-made reefs in the world. • On Nov. 12, 1954, Ellis Island, the gateway to America, shuts it doors after processing more than 12 million immigrants since opening in 1892. First- and secondclass passengers had easily passed through customs, but those in third class underwent medical inspections to ensure they didn’t have a contagious disease. • On Nov. 9, 1965, Roger Allen LaPorte, a 22-year-old member of the Catholic Worker movement, immolates himself in front of the United Nations headquarters in New York. Before dying, LaPorte, who was against war, declared that he did it as a religious act. • On Nov. 13, 1982, the Vietnam Veterans Memorial is dedicated in Washington, D.C. The long-awaited memorial was a simple Vshaped black-granite wall inscribed with the names of the 57,939 Americans who died in the conflict, arranged in order of death, not rank, as was common in other memorials. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.
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of COPD, but not the only one. It’s hard to watch people ruin their own bodies and hasten death. That’s what your mother is doing. Tell her that the most important treatment for COPD is total abstinence from smoking. Abstinence allows lungs to recover from the damage done from inhaling cigarette smoke. It doesn’t achieve a complete reversal overnight. It does prolong life. What does this do to her life expectancy? It shortens it. How long can she live? That can’t be foretold. Unequivocally, she will live longer and enjoy her life more if she never lights up again. COPD is a major problem and the fourth-leading cause of death. The COPD booklet explains its causes and treatments. To order a copy, write: Dr. Donohue -- No. 601W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 328536475. Enclose a check or money order (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipient’s printed name and address. Please allow four weeks for delivery. *** DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I have arthritis. Every time it rains, my pain seems to increase. I attend the Arthritis Foundation’s exercise classes, and we all have the same response to rainy weather. We’re wondering if this is due to increased humidity, low barometric pressure or just an “old wives’ tale.” -- E.S.
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muscle weakness, dry skin, loss of hair and find themselves to be slow morning starters. Does any of that sound familiar? Recommendation: The quickest way to restore your Omega 3 supply is through a daily intake of flax or fish oil. My favorite is Barlean’s Omega Swirl. It tastes delicious, is easy to digest and much more bio-available for the body. You can find it in your local health food store (i.e., Vitamin Cottage) or on our website at www.lifestyleforhealth. com.
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MUSCLE ACTIVATION THERAPY (MAT) We had the privilege of meeting a local specialist, Brad Carlosn, who works with professional athletes and normal people like us! (you can connect with Brad at 719-338-2100 or his website www.activeedgemat.com) Forest had had a tight right shoulder for 26+ years. He saw Brad for one appointment and had a release of shoulder motion that allowed him to easily
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Several months before that, there was a celebration! There was red and white and blue. There was good barbeque. There were children and teens, and adults of course. There were trucks and bikes and fries and drinks. There were fireworks. There was a celebration of American Independence. It was the 4th of July, and Palmer Lake pulled it off again. So in response to another great Independence Day Celebration, a committee of business owners known as the ‘2012 Palmer Lake Fireworks Committee’ got together and started from scratch. It was time again to raise money, to be able to continue the great tradition of Palmer Lake’s greatest festival. So they created a Haunted House at Pinz Bowling Center to raise money for the future event. It did just that.
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SCANDINAVIAN CHRISTMAS TEA Saturday, December 3 at 2PM At Viking Hall, 1045 Ford Street (off Galley, east of Powers) Featuring homemade holiday treats with holiday tea. Program and door prizes. Cost is $13 Seating limited. Please phone June at 599-3235 for reservations
SMALL TOWN CHRISTMAS Held the first Saturday in December from 10:00am to 2:00pm, this day full of holiday activities includes visit from Santa and Mrs. Claus along with crafts and activities for children, open houses and other special events as the merchants of Historic Downtown Monument celebrate a Small Town Christmas PEACE. LOVE. SWAP. KID’S CLOTHING AND GEAR SWAP Aerials Gymnastics East January 22, 2012 2PM-3PM drop off, 3:30 swapping begins Peace. Love. Swap. is a one of a kind organization that produces ongoing kid’s swaps. The swaps are for local eco/budget minded parents to get together and recycle (exchange) their kid’s stuff (ages 0-14 and maternity). After the swaps, I donate the leftovers to local charities and families in need. You can get more info, read our mission statement & see what moms are saying at: http:// peaceloveswaps/colorado-springs/ The parents that attend our swaps are the parents that live in your community ~ and in order to make the swaps a success, we need as many parents to participate as possible. Kids grow out of their stuff so fast & always need new stuff, & in this economic climate, what better way to get “new” stuff than to swap with other families. That is what peace. love. swap is all about. For only $5, you take as much stuff as you need period. Need a pack n play? done. Clothes for all three of your kids? done. Books, toys, shoes, swings.. we have that - and it’s all only $5. The only rule? Take only what you need, and bring it back when you are done. That’s all we ask. peace. love. swap is truly a win- win for everyone involved. It’s green, fun, philanthropic & catching on fast! The next swap in your area is: Colorado Springs Kid’s Clothing and Gear Swap. Location/ Sponsor: Aerials Gymnastics East. Date: January 22, 2012. Time: Drop off items between 2-3 pm ~ Swap starts at 3:30. Cost: $5 admission if you prepay & stuff to swap. Children can play at Aerials for $2 per child, to cover Aerials coaches More questions? Email: sherid@peaceloveswap. com.
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f you haven’t already, you will soon be pulling out your favorite holiday dessert recipes. And if you’re like most of us, some of these favorites will be heavy in fat, sugar and calories. Family favorites such as pies, cookies, quick breads and cakes can be improved and made more healthful -- with just a few minor changes. In baked products, you usually can decrease the amount of shortening, butter or cooking oil by one-third and still have a good result. If the recipe calls for 1 cup of butter, you would use 2/3 cup. In cakes and quick breads, make sure you have 2 tablespoons of fat in the recipe for every cup of flour. Another option for cakes and quick breads is to substitute unsweetened applesauce for half of the fat. Just remember that every time you add one less tablespoon of fat, you save 100 calories in your recipe. You also can decrease sugar by one-third in most recipes, or use a sugar substitute, and still have a good-tasting product. Keep in mind that for cakes and cookies, you need to have 1/2 cup of sugar for every cup of flour. For quick breads and muffins, you need to have at least 1 tablespoon of sugar for every cup of flour. Keep in mind that while 1 tablespoon of sugar per cup of flour will help the muffins brown nicely, they will not be sweet. They will not be as moist either. Sugar actually holds moisture, so less sugar can make for a drier product.
STREUSEL-TOPPED PUMPKIN PIE Filling: 2 large eggs 1 (15-ounce) can unsweetened pumpkin 1 (14-ounce) can fat-free sweetened condensed milk 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves Crust: 1/2 (15-ounce) package refrigerated pie dough (such as Pillsbury) Cooking spray Streusel: 1/3 cup whole-wheat pastry flour (about 1 1/2 ounces) 1/3 cup packed Splenda brown sugar for baking 1/4 cup regular oats 1/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground ginger 2 tablespoons chilled butter, cut into small pieces 2 to 3 teaspoons cold water 1. Preheat oven to 375 F. 2. To prepare crust: Coat a 9-inch pie plate with cooking spray. Roll dough to an 11-inch circle. Fit the dough into the prepared pie plan. Fold edges under and press with a fork around the edge.
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1. Which Hall of Fame third baseman was on more All-Star Game rosters during his career: George Brett or Mike Schmidt? 2. Name the last National League MVP before Jimmy Rollins in 2007 who was a switch-hitter. 3. When was the last time before 2007 that the University of Cincinnati football team won 10-plus games in a season? 4. In 2009-10, the Orlando Magic set an NBA record for most three-point field goals by a team for a season -841. What team held the old mark? 5. Who was the youngest player to make an NHL All-Star team before Carolina’s Jeff Skinner (18 years, 259 days) did it in 2011? 6. Name the first Alpine skier to win the same event at two Winter Olympics. 7. Before Charl Schwartzel won the 2011 Masters by finishing with four birdies, who were the only two golfers to win the Masters by finishing with two birdies?
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1. How many No. 1 hits has Joan Jett had? 2. Dig back for this one: What year did the Kingston Trio release “Tom Dooley”? What’s the song about? 3. How many minutes long was the 1977 Meat Loaf single “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”? 4. Name the English duo who released “A World Without Love” in 1964. 5. What was the first single that the Eagles released? What was on the flip side? 6. Before Annie Lennox hooked up with David Stewart to form the Eurythmics, they were both with another band. Which band was that? (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.
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New DVD Releases for Week of November 7, 2011 PICKS OF THE WEEK
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part 2” (PG-13) -- The forces of evil are in full swing, and it’s up to Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and his wizard friends to bring the final confrontation to Voldemort and save the world. Seeds planted long ago come to full fruition, as the children cast in the original films have all grown into talented performers, capable of handling the more intense drama of the final films. What you probably saw in the previews
was a lot of dirt-stained youths looking serious spliced with darkened images of computer-generated destruction. While this is indicative of the cataclysmic action in the movie, it leaves out the emotional climaxes in the story -- it’s not all gloom and lightning bolts. “Life in a Day” (PG-13) -- If YouTube and the “It’s a Small World After All” ride could be combined into a motion picture, it would this jumbled, yet touching collective documentary. Produced by Ridley Scott and directed by Kevin Macdonald, more than 4,500 hours of footage from people around the world all going about their lives on the same day is assembled into a single movie about living on Earth. It’s grand in scope and perhaps a little gimmicky, but there is something -- however shallow or profound -- to see here. Specific segments will strike a chord while others will simply bore. However, it’s the contrast
between segments and the heartwarming similarities between different lives that gives the documentary its true energy.
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“The Change-Up” (R) -- This here is a body-swap comedy that will certainly go down as one of the many unpleasant and forgettable body-swap comedies. Jason Bateman plays a guy with a family and responsibilities; Ryan Reynolds is a swinging bachelor who still feels unfulfilled. The two slightly different pals swap lives through the supernatural forces of dull cinematic cliches. The novelty of this movie is that it has a perfect display of Hollywood’s new favorite failure -- the no-laugh gross-out gag. It’s been an escalating trend that gross humor has a place in all adult comedies. This means that the audience can see a baby spray fecal matter all over a protagonist before the opening credits, and thus have
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low expectations secured throughout the remainder of the experience. “Atlas Shrugged: Part 1” (PG-13) -Author Ayn Rand’s novel about powerful thinkers going against the grain makes it to the big-screen. Too bad it has the looks of a made-for-TV affair. With a “no talent, no problem” cast and amateurish direction, any philosophical content could be missed between eye-rolls. The film portends to be the first in a trilogy, but it could be getting ahead of itself in that regard.
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LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) You’ll find fewer roadblocks turning up as you continue to move ahead with your plans. Expect some important news to come your way by mid-November.
TRIVIA TEST ANSWERS 1. Eucalyptus leaves 2. Pebbles 3. Woody Allen 4. Mountaineers are always free (Montani semper liberi) 5. Tina Fey 6. 42 7. Between England and France 8. The Lorraine Motel 9. 1993 10. Three
SPORTS QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Brett was on 13 All-Star rosters, while Schmidt was on 12. 2. Chipper Jones of the Atlanta Braves in 1999. 3. It was 1951. 4. Phoenix hit 837 three-pointers in 2005-06. 5. Detroit’s Steve Yzerman was 18 years, 267 days old when he played in the NHL All-Star Game in 1984. 6. Alberto Tomba of Italy won the giant slalom in 1988 and 1992. 7. Arnold Palmer (1960) and Mark O’Meara (1998).
FLASH BACK ANSWERS 1. Just one -- “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll,” in 1982. The song went to the top of the charts in multiple countries, but it was the only big single she’s had. 2. 1958. Dooley, a Confederate veteran, stabbed and killed his fiancee, and he was hanged for it. The old North Carolina folk song is based on a true story. 3. Nearly 8 minutes (7:55). Right now, Meat Loaf is on the The Guilty Pleasure Tour, with U.S. dates to be announced. 4. Peter and Gordon. The song was written by Paul McCartney, who was dating Peter’s sister at the time, and was a No. 1 hit in both America and the U.K. 5. “Take It Easy,” in 1972. The B-side song was “Get You In the Mood.” 6. The Tourists, from 1977 to 1980.
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ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A work-related situation that started last month takes on increasing importance this week. The choice is still yours as to how it will evolve. Be careful not to make quick judgments. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) “Careful” is the watchword for the prudent Bovine this week. Don’t let your emotions overwhelm your logic. Try for balance as you maneuver through a touchy situation. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Your energy levels rise to meet the challenges that will mark much of this month. New opportunities beckon. Look them over, but proceed cautiously before making any kind of decision. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Your private life can be a problem this week, as a partner becomes more difficult. Resist a reaction you might regret. Instead of walking away, try to talk things out. LEO (July 23 to August 22) You should be your usual sunny self these days, as you bask in the admiration you adore. Enjoy it as you move into a new arena to confront an exciting upcoming challenge. VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Your perseverance reserves will be tapped frequently this week as you deal with the problems involved in making a new situation work for you. But it’ll all be worth it.
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SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Good news -- you finally get to the bottom of that pesky mystery you’ve been trying to solve for weeks by using some gentle persuasion to get someone to break his or her silence. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) The best time to take on that important task is now. Move forward one step at a time so you can assess your progress and, if need be, change direction. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) The new opportunities you hoped to find this month are beginning to open up. Study them carefully to be sure you make the choice that’s best for you. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) Turn a disappointment into a learning experience. Check out possible weaknesses in your approach and strengthen them. A loyal colleague offers good advice. PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Your new situation offers opportunities to help you get the skills you’ll need in order to stop swimming in circles and finally move straight toward your goals. Go for it. BORN THIS WEEK: You have a sharp, logical mind and a quick intellect. You would make an excellent mystery writer.
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used. A pre-approved credit-card offer isn’t necessarily a red flag unless accompanied by other indications. (Unless you have strong reason to suspect there’s been identity theft, don’t check your child’s credit, as this opens a credit report.)
CHILD IDENTITY THEFT
Go to the Identity Theft Resource Center (www.idtheftcenter.org) and put “childâ€? in the search box. Look for Fact Sheet 120. (Don’t miss Fact Sheet 120B -- A Guide for Parents.) According to the Identity Theft Resource Center, here are some ways to keep your child safe from identity theft: • If you open a bank account with a child, opt out of all marketing lists.
• Object to giving your child’s Social Security number when registering More than 8 million people are vic- for school. It might be optional, or timized by identity theft each year. there might be a way to protect the Just when you thought you’d cov- number. Ask hard questions. ered all the bases in protecting yourself, thieves have come up with a • At the doctor’s ofďŹ ce, ask questions new target that most families don’t about how the information is to be safeguarded. think about: children. According to a news release from the National Foundation for Credit Counseling, more than half of child identity-theft victims are under the age of 12. A 9-year-old was in debt collection. The largest debt was nearly three-quarters of a million dollars. A 2-year-old was in bankruptcy. And the youngest victim was 5 months old.
• When your teen begins to drive, opt for the random number instead of Social Security number for the license.
• When you teen ďŹ lls out job applications, teach him or her to leave the Social Security number blank. A would-be employer doesn’t need that information. If your child is actually hired, only the bookkeeper who fills As usual, it begins with the Social out W-2 forms at the end of the year Security number. It will be years needs the information, not a shift subefore a child applies for credit, or pervisor in a burger place. goes to college or needs any government benefits, so the theft might not David Uffington regrets that he cannot personally answer reader questions, but be noticed. Your child might be a victim of identity theft if you receive bills in your child’s name, or tax papers, traffic tickets or lien notices, or if your child can’t get a drivers license because the number is already being
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