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FRIGGA WHAT? First, let’s start with some word origins.

Friggatriskaidekaphobia: Frigga comes from the Norse goddess for whom Friday was named; triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13.

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Jesus was crucified on a Friday.

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Public hangings were usually held on Fridays in England.

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In ancient Rome, Friday was the day of Venus, the goddess of love; Frigga, the Norse goddess for whom Friday was named after, was also heavily associated with love.

Some say that the Catholic Church was so against strong women that they were disparaging of the day devoted to these two women.

that did not occur on a Friday the 13th.

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Flight of Apollo 13 when an explosion of an oxygen tank took place 55 hours and 55 minutes into the mission. After the famous quote from Command Module Pilot Jack Swigert, “Houston, we’ve got a problem here,” it took another four harrowing days to bring the astronauts safely home. Apollo 13 launched on Saturday, April 11, 1970 at 13:13 p.m. CST.

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On Friday, Aug. 13, 2010, a train in the London Underground uncoupled and took a wild 13-minute journey before it was stopped.

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In a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy, nine overcrowded Boston buses collided on Friday June 13, 1952 after Massachusetts Governor Kyle McArthur banned all private auto-

Taken together, the 13th of the month falling on a Friday became a bad deal all around.

First there came an issue with the number 13. There are various theories about this.

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Paraskevidekatriaphobia: Paraskevi is the Greek word meaning Friday; dekatreis is the Greek word for 13.

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Then there was the day Friday shrouded in bad luck with more theories and myths:

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The number 12 is considered the number of completeness. Think of 12 hours on the clock, 12 months of the year, 12 Apostles of Jesus, 12 gods of Olympus. This makes the number 13 an oddball right off the bat.

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One of the most commonly held theories of 13 being an unlucky number comes from Christianity and the Last Supper with its 13 attendees. Both Judas and Jesus didn’t fare well after this dinner.

Some say that Judas who betrayed Jesus was the 13th person to sit at the table.

A mini stock market crash occurred on a Friday, Oct. 13, 1989. A big deal then, but there have been several since

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motive transportation because he felt the day to be unlucky.

Ever been in a car accident, received an unexpected bill in the mail or spilled a glass of milk on Friday the 13th? Then there’s even more proof!

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Cutting your nails will bring about a death in your family.

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If you were born on Friday the 13th, you will have bad luck your whole life.

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Don’t start a new business on that day because it is doomed to fail.

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Changing your bed linens on Friday the 13th will cause bad dreams.

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Starting a trip on this day will bring bad luck.

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The Thirteen Club, made up of 13 influential New Yorkers, held their first meeting on Friday, Jan. 13, 1881 at 8:13 p.m. after walking under a ladder into a room with spilled salt on the floor. They hoped that their activity and the fact that no one in their group died after dining together would dispel the whole Friday the 13th superstitious theory. Thirteen of these clubs started up around the country over the next 40 years. Of the 400 or so members over the years, five were to be U. S. presidents: Grover Cleveland, Chester Arthur, William McKinley, Benjamin Harrison and Theodore Roosevelt.

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and one remake. The first of this slasher film series was produced by Paramount Pictures in 1980. The star is Jason who once drowned at the scene of summer camp at Crystal Lake. He comes back to take revenge again and again and again â&#x20AC;Ś you get the picture. The first film grossed $40 million, enough to pay for all that fake blood through 2009, the year of the remake. If they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make a 13th film, maybe we should consider 13 to be a lucky number after all.

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â&#x20AC;˘ On Jan. 9, 1493, Christopher Columbus, sailing near the Dominican Republic, sees three â&#x20AC;&#x153;mermaidsâ&#x20AC;? and describes them as â&#x20AC;&#x153;not half as beautiful as they are painted.â&#x20AC;?

They were in reality manatees. Mythical mermaids have existed in seafaring cultures since the time of the ancient Greeks. â&#x20AC;˘ On Jan. 14, 1639, in Hartford, Conn., the ďŹ rst constitution in the American colonies, the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fundamental Orders,â&#x20AC;? is adopted. The Fundamental Orders declared that â&#x20AC;&#x153;the foundation of authority is in the free consent of the people.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;˘ On Jan. 10, 1901, a drilling derrick at Spindletop Hill near Beaumont, Texas, produces an enormous gusher of crude oil, signaling the advent of the American oil industry. The geyser flowed at an initial rate of approximately 100,000 barrels a day and took nine days to cap. â&#x20AC;˘ On Jan. 15, 1919, two million gallons of fiery hot molasses floods the streets of Boston, killing 21 people and a dozen horses.

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t our house, my husband does the weekly grocery shopping, and I shop for dinner parties and holiday meals. He called me to ask about buying some beautiful Red Bartlett pears, as we usually purchase green pears. Red Bartletts are among the first pears ready for harvest each season. The Red Bartlett pear carries a true “pyriform” (pear shape) -- a rounded bell on the bottom half of the fruit, then a definitive shoulder with a smaller neck or stem end. Gentle harvesting methods, including handpicking, and modern packing facilities in the Pacific northwest ensure a quality selection when fruit arrives in grocery produce departments.

Northwest pears are harvested when mature, but not yet ripe, so you can expect a smoother texture with sweeter flavor. If left at room temperature, they slowly reach sweet and succulent maturity as they ripen from the inside out.

Pears have been recognized as one of the 20 most popular fruits by the Food and Drug Administration, and it’s no wonder why! They are an excellent source of fiber and a good source of vitamin C with only 100 calories per serving. And they’re sodium-free, fat-free and cholesterol-free. As tempting as the pear might be right from the grocer’s stand, a little bit of patience and know-how will ensure that it reaches peak flavor. The best way to judge ripeness for non-Bartlett varieties is apply gentle pressure to the neck of the pear with your thumb. If it yields to pressure, it’s ripe.

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Pears are perfect when paired with sweet or savory dishes. This recipe for Balsamic-Fig and Pear Glazed Chicken Breasts blends sweet, fresh pears with rich aged balsamic vinegar and dried figs for a delightfully savory dinner meal.

BALSAMIC FIG AND PEAR-GLAZED CHICKEN BREASTS 4 ounces goat cheese or Feta cheese 3/4 teaspoon dried thyme or poultry seasoning 1/4 teaspoon fresh minced garlic 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon ground black pepper 4 USA Pears, cored and cut in half 1 1/3 cup low-sodium chicken broth 1 1/2 cup dried figs 3/4 cup balsamic vinegar 1/4 cup sugar 6 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves

blended. Place 1 rounded tablespoon of the cheese mixture into center of 6 of the pear halves.

3. Puree the remaining 2 pear halves, chicken broth, figs, vinegar and sugar in batches in blender until smooth. Pour into a strainer set over a bowl. Press liquid (sauce) into a bowl and discard solids. Pour half of the pear and fig sauce into a 13 by 9 by 2-inch pan.

ternal temperature of 160 F. Cut pear and chicken breast in half to display cheese filling. Spoon sauce over pears and serve.

Serves 6.

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1. Preheat oven to 375 F.

4. Place chicken breasts over the pear and fig sauce in pan. Sprinkle with remaining 1 teaspoon salt and 1/2 teaspoon pepper. Place a filled pear half cut-side down over each chicken breast and drizzle with remaining sauce. Cover pan with foil and bake in oven for 20 minutes.

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1. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Which youth group’s slogan is “Learn by doing”?

2. TELEVISION: Who was the German commandant of Stalag 13 in TV’s “Hogan’s Heroes”?

3. U.S. GOVERNMENT: Which state did Harry Byrd represent in the U.S. Senate for 32 years?

4. INVENTORS: Who was the inventor of the first practical process of photography?

5. MYTHOLOGY: Who was the Greek goddess Persephone?

6. HISTORY: What did Jack Ruby, who killed JFK assassin Lee Harvey Oswald, do for a living?

7. SPORTS: When was the Stanley Cup first awarded?

8. THEATER: Tennessee Williams won a Pulitizer Prize for which one of his plays in 1948?

9. GEOGRAPHY: The city of Cartagena, Spain, lies next to which body of water?

10. EXPLORERS: What was the nationality of polar explorer Roald Amundsen?

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1. Name the four N.L. pitchers to win the Cy Young Award in consecutive years.

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3. Who holds the NFL record for most TD passes caught in a season?

4. Three No. 11 seeds have advanced to the NCAA Final Four in men’s basketball. Name two of them.

5. True or false: Until the 2010-11 NHL campaign, the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and Los Angeles Kings had never gone to the playoffs in the same season.

6. How many total medals did U.S. boxers tally in the Olympics between 2000 and 2008?

7. Who was the last senior golfer before John Cook (2010-11) to win the last tournament of one Champions Tour season and the first tournament of the next season?

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1. Name the female singer who had a hit with “Don’t Break the Heart That Loves You” in 1962.

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New DVD Releases for Week of January 9, 2012 PICKS OF THE WEEK “Moneyball” (PG-13)-- The nuts and bolts of managing a baseball team might seem like a criminally dull topic, but in an admirable labor of love, Brad Pitt and director Bennet Miller turn it into a tale of challenging conventions and revolutionizing America’s favorite pastime. Based on the story of Oakland A’s manager Billy Beane (Pitt), “Moneyball” is a surprisingly funny and relentlessly engaging story of how somebody changed the

game without setting foot on the field.

than an extended cameo.

While the characters are talking about team budgets and player stats, Pitt and Jonah Hill (yes, he’s a serious actor in this one) humanize the mathematics without getting in the way of the story. It’s an underdog story without the cheese, and a true-life baseball story that you don’t have to be a “SportsCenter” addict to appreciate.

“Boardwalk Empire: The Complete First Season” (TV-MA) -- If you haven’t been watching or you don’t subscribe to HBO, take this chance to check out this rich series.

Set in Atlantic City at the onset of Prohibition, the show follows “Nucky” Thompson, the remorseless racketeer played by Steve Buscemi. “The Sopranos” is so 1990s, but it’s not too late to jump on this worthwhile bandwagon.

“Killer Elite” (R) -- Jason Statham, Robert De Niro and Clive Owen serve up a gritty action flick with that magical mixture of thrilling and forgettable. Danny (Statham) is an ex-special forces kinda guy who teams up with his mentor, Hunter (De Niro) to take down Clive Owen’s underground badguy society. That’s as coherent as the plot gets -- or needs to be. For a no-brainer night of tough guys and explosions, “Killer Elite” is a decent action flick that won’t disappoint, unless you want to see De Niro in anything more

DOG OF THE WEEK “What’s Your Number?” (R) -- Ally Darling (Anna Ferris) is a city girl with a ridiculous name who has had a string of ridiculous lovers. When she comes across a magazine article stating that single women are doomed to be alone if they haven’t found The One after a certain number of relationships, Ally seizes the trite plot device and goes on a quest to

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see if any of her former beaus are actually the man she’s meant to marry.

This is the most tragic comedy on the shelf, folks. A staggering amount of comedy talent is weighed down by the most inane, predictable, slapdash romcom script ever put together. Andy Samberg and Joel McHale are among the wasted funnymen in bit roles.

Anna Ferris is the most tragic of all; she’s charming, cute and funny, but just can’t seem to find that special movie that will make it all happen.

TV RELEASES “Hawaii Five-O: The 12th and Final Season” “An Idiot Abroad” “Dennis the Menace: Season Four” “G.I. Joe Series 2: Season 1” “Best of Petticoat Junction Collection” (c) 2012 King Features Synd., Inc.

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LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) A legal matter you hoped could finally be settled could be a pesky problem for a while, until all the parties agree to stop disagreeing with each other. Be patient.

TRIVIA TEST ANSWERS 1. 4-H 2. Col. Wilhelm Klink 3. Virginia 4. Louis Daguerre 5. Queen of the underworld 6. Ruby was a Dallas nightclub owner 7. 1893 8. “A Streetcar Named Desire” 9. Mediterranean Sea 10. Norweigan

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ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A hectic period begins to wind down. Take time to draw some deep breaths and relax before getting into your next project. A long-absent family member makes contact.

SPORTS QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Sandy Koufax (1965-66), Greg Maddux (1992-95), Randy Johnson (1999-2002) and Tim Lincecum (2008-09).

2. Pedro Martinez did it in 1,337 innings.

3. Randy Moss had 23 TD receptions for New England in 2007.

4. LSU (1986), George Mason (2006) and Virginia Commonwealth (2011).

5. True.

6. Seven medals (one gold, two silver and four bronze).

7. Gil Morgan, 1997-98.

FLASH BACK ANSWERS 1. Connie Francis. The song was her last chart topper.

She came close with a No. 7 in 1964 with “Whose Heart Are You Breaking Tonight.”

2. It’s all in the stars: Two members were Virgo, two were Gemini. Mercury rules those signs. Mercury’s other name is Quicksilver. Simple, no?

3. Seals and Crofts, in 1977. The song appeared on the soundtrack for the film “One on One,” but never made it higher than No. 28 on the Hot 100 chart.

4. Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, in 1962 and 1965, respectively.

5. Stealers Wheel, in 1972 on their debut album. The song ended up in the film “Reservoir Dogs” in 1992.

6. “Daddy’s Home,” in 1961. The song is about coming home from war.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) You’re eager to move forward with a new challenge that suddenly dropped in your lap. But you’d be wise to take this one step at a time to allow new developments to come through.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) You’re almost ready to make a commitment. A lingering doubt or two, however, should be resolved before you move ahead. An associate could provide important answers.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Caution is still the watchword as you move closer toward a decision about a new situation. If you act too fast, you might miss some vital warning signs. Go slowly and stay alert.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) Your new goal looks promising, and your golden touch does much to enhance its prospects for success. In your private life, Cupid does his best to make your new relationship special.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) That impatient side of yours is looking to goad you into moving before you’re ready to take that big step. Stay calm and cool. Let things fall into place before you act.

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SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Partnerships -- personal or professional -which began before the new year take on new importance. They also reveal some previously hidden risks. So be warned.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) Your associates are firmly on your side, and that persistent problem that has caused you to delay some activities should soon be resolved to your satisfaction.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Favorable changes continue to dominate, and you should be responding positively as they emerge. Someone wants to become more involved in what you’re doing.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) A friend wants to share a secret that could answer some questions you’ve wondered about for a long time. Meanwhile, travel aspects continue to be strong.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Stay on your new course despite so-called wellmeaning efforts to discourage you. Rely on your deep sense of self-awareness to guide you to do what’s right for you.

BORN THIS WEEK: You have the capacity to meet challenges that others might find overwhelming, and turn them into successful ventures.

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1. Ask Questions "It's not enough to be broadcasting promotional messages - brands should make an effort at engaging with their audiences. Asking questions is a great way to kick off that twoway dialogue."

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You get the point."

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10. Address Negativity With Tact "Should there be a negative comment, which scares many companies, address it with understanding and sincerity. In most cases, transparency and listening go a long way in stemming off negative feedback."

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GET READY TO FILE YOUR 2011 TAX RETURN

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When they arrive, check them immediately.

Compare to interest reported on your bank statements and your year-to-date income and the deductions from your last paycheck of 2011. If you’re self-employed, check the figures you’ve kept all year. If there are any discrepancies, report them immediately, before you file. The company issuing the forms will be required to send amended forms to you and the IRS. Even before your forms arrive, you can use your same estimate figures from above to run what-if scenarios with tax software on your computer. If the numbers don’t match once the forms arrive, you’ll be able to make changes in the program. (Take that opportunity to investigate why your numbers don’t match.)

If you’ve never used computer tax software, some of the fairly easy ones are TurboTax by Intuit, TaxCut by H&R Block and TaxACT. Beware any off-brand names that offer to let you do your taxes online.

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Enter the data carefully, especially your Social Security number, amounts and employer ID. Save your file often.

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BASIC HIGHLIGHTS FOR YOUR 2011 TAXES

Indexed Tax Brackets - Congress late in 2010 acted to extended some of the Bush Tax Cuts through end of 2012. Therefore income tax brackets did not change, and the incomes have only increased slightly since the inflation between September 2009 and August 2010 (the period used for this purpose) was relatively flat.

Filing Deadline - The tax filing deadline for the 2011 tax year is April 17, 2012 which falls on a Tuesday.

Single Married Marginal Rate

Mileage Rates for 2011 - 51 cents per mile for business, 19 for medical / moving and 14 for charity. The IRS increased these amounts for miles driven between July 1 and December 31 to 55.5 cents for business and 23.5 cents for medical or moving. Charity mileage rate of 14 cents is set by statute not the IRS and remains unchanged.

Up to $8,500 Up to $17,000 10% $34,500 $69,000 15% $83,600 $139,350 25% $174,400 $212,300 28% $379,150 $379,150 33% $379,150+ $379,150+ 35% Personal Exemptions - For 2011, each personal exemption you can claim is worth $3,700 (up $50 from 2010). For a

The earlier in the season you buy tax software, the more important it is to do the program updates. Tax changes can (theoretically) happen at any time. Every time you sit down to work on your taxes, ask the program to check for updates. Do the same thing with your state tax software.

Most programs will let you do an efile of your tax return. Whether or not you chose this option, be sure to print out a copy (forms and all supporting documentation) of your tax return, including the state return.

David Uffington regrets that he cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them into his column whenever possible. Write to him in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to columnreply@gmail.com. (c) 2012 King Features Synd., Inc.

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taxpayer in a 10% effective tax rate, each exemption (dependent) is a reduction in tax of $370 (or increase in refund).

Standard Deductions - For 2011, the standard deduction for married taxpayers filing a joint return is $11,600 (up $200).

For single filers, the amount is $5,800 in 2011 (up $100). Heads of household can claim $8,500 (up $100) Child Tax Credit - The Child Tax Credit continues at $1,000 per child through the end of 2012. There are qualifications that need to be met such as relation to taxpayer, residence, age, US citizen, etc. In addition there are income phaseouts. After 2012, the credit reverts back to $500 unless the Bush Tax Cuts are extended again.

More information on 2011 tax changes can be found at www.tinawatsoncpa.com/ blog. Next week we’ll highlight some of the school-related changes from last year with respects to your 2011 taxes.

Tina Watson is a Certified Public Accountant in Gleneagle. You can contact her at tinawatsoncpa@gmail.com or visit her website at www.tinawatsoncpa.com.

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