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“I’m a perfect example of the grumpy, old man.

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Inarguably, everyone gets a little grumpy sometimes, but some people are grumpy all the time. There’s something loveable about a grump, a curmudgeon - a surly, cross, irritable, grouchy, snippy, short-tempered person. Maybe they serve as our alter egos because we all can’t walk around being surly and nasty all the time. Or can we?

HERE ARE A FEW FAMOUS GRUMPS W. C. Fields (1880-1946) was one of the original curmudgeons. He was an actor, comedian, writer and juggler, making over 40 films in his lifetime. Fields openly disliked

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women, children, animals, religion and Christmas. He married Harriett Hughes and had two children. His marriage didn’t last, but he remained on good terms with his ex-wife. After his marriage to Hattie, he lived with actress Carlotta Monti, who remained at his side until his death. Reportedly, he voluntarily financially supported his children and loved his grandchildren.

So much for his image. He also was not fond of fame. It is said that he would hide behind the bushes at his home and shoot people in the legs with his BB gun when they would stop and gawk. Fields was probably best known for his drinking, although he didn’t drink much in his early days. Eventually, though, it was part of his persona in film, on stage and in his real life. Alcohol-related illness was the cause of his death on a Christmas day. He was 66. It was reported that a friend discovered Fields reading the Bible before his death.

When his friend questioned why Fields had taken to the Bible, he responded, “I’m checking for loopholes.�

car manages to fit an unimaginable array of treasures (junk) in his trash can. He’s a hoarder who doesn’t have anything nice to say to anyone. His voice is played by Carroll Spinney, who was the original Oscar voice.

Grumpy from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,� the Disney film originally released in 1937, was the dwarf who was indeed grumpy about everything, but especially the presence of Snow White. Like W.C. Fields, he wasn’t fond of women and didn’t trust them. He eventually accepts and grows to love Snow White, of course, and cries when she dies and is sad to see her go after her Prince Charming awakens her with a kiss. Grumpy was actually a softy underneath, but he still personifies the stereotypical grump.

Archie Bunker, the grumpy, opinionated, bigoted character in the 1970s sitcom “All in the Family� was the guy we loved to watch. Bunker, played by Carroll O’Connor, was a blue collar worker, a family man and an extreme conservative New Yorker. The bantering between him and his liberal son-in-law stole the show when they played out every imaginable politically incorrect topic in the comfort of your living room for 12 years.

Oscar the Grouch on the children’s program “Sesame Street� is a green monster who lives in a trash can. You’d be a little cranky if you lived in a trash can, too!

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Walter Matthau (1920-2000) brought grumpiness to an art form. He was in nearly 70 films, 16 stage productions and numerous television shows. He played both nice guys and villains and took home Golden Globes, Tony’s and Oscar Awards. In all his work, he is probably most famous for his portrayal of the character Oscar Madison in “The Odd Couple.� Madison was the sloppy, sportswriter curmudgeon opposite the fastidious Felix Unger played by Art Carney in the stage version and Jack Lemmon in film. He and Lemmon played grumpy old men in “Grumpy Old Men� and the sequel “Grumpier Old Men.� Talk about loveable curmudgeons – these guys were the epitome. The Matthau-Lemmon duo made a total of 11 films together.

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LET’S BE MORE POSITIVE, SHALL WE? If all this negativity is getting you down, then here’s some advice from Dani (http:// positivelypresent.com), a self-proclaimed negativity convert. She says there are five steps to finding a happier life with being positive.

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Believe Happiness is a Choice When things go wrong, don’t blame someone or something else – you are in control of your behavior and how you feel.

If you really love being grumpy, then it’s time to get out there and be proud! There’s a club just for you – the International Society of Curmudgeons. You can be certified as a professional grouch and receive a certificate to prove it. Just go to http://grumpypeople.com. Becoming a Licensed Master Curmudgeon only requires a $4 investment.

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your life of negative people, then you will be free to be positive and happy. This goes for your own negative behavior as well – change it!

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Look for the Positive in Life Dani believes that even bad experiences have a positive aspect. It’s the silver lining in every cloud theory and a lifelong exercise to look for the positive in every negative situation.

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Reinforce Positivity in Yourself Look for the good in yourself, too, rather than dwelling on what you did wrong or how you need to improve yourself.

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here are two boats. One is oating along the river, shaky at times, but steadily working its way through the rapids and towards its destination. The other is just ahead, ready to dock and unloading passengers who have been on a patient and trying journey. Where they are going is a land of opportunity; they can succeed and they can fail, but they can’t say the chance wasn’t there. Because while we all get a little wet from time to time, we always have the opportunity to ďŹ nd a fresh towel and dry ourselves off. Whether you’re still sailing, or have reached your destination, the journey is far from over. Getting out of water is one thing, but ahead, trenched ďŹ rmly into the ground, stands the path of life, waiting for your every step.

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ou’ve worried, struggled, dreaded, pleaded, prayed through twelve long years of school—or more— and now it is time to graduate! Graduation may be the triumph of the student, but it is also payback time for the parents. Parents will be so giddy with pride and joy that they’ll forget the years of lost backpacks, misplaced pairs of glasses, report cards that never seemed to find their way home. In this state of bliss, parents may do some silly things, like ask to be introduced to friends of their children. They may even ask their sons and daughters to stand on the steps of their school for the longest minute on record as they aim, re-aim, adjust and re-adjust and proceed to take five hundred (or more ) photos. It is the graduate’s job to play along, do as asked and remember, they didn’t get to this day alone. Far from it.

Graduation is a day we all remember. Some of us want to; some would rather not. Here are some pointers to help graduates land in the first category—those who would like to remember the experience.

Send out invitations to the graduation.

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Also typically, there is an extra “card� that goes in with the invitation that says the graduate’s name. Don’t forget to include those in the envelope.

Send out announcements. These are sent to friends and relatives who would be thrilled

to hear of the graduate’s accomplishments.

The list might also include coaches, tutors, piano teachers, scout leaders and treasured babysitters. If the graduate is unable to invite all these folks to the ceremony, sending a note along saying so is a nice touch.

Also thanking these lifelong supporters with a note saying how much that support or friendship has meant through the years will mean more than the graduate will ever know.

No present fishing. It would be tacky to blanket the populace with news of one’s graduation with the expectation that it will garner boatloads of graduation gifts.

Be tolerant of parents and relatives. Parents will be bursting at the seams with pride.

This means they may turn into video camera stalkers, leave lipstick marks on cheeks, reveal family nicknames and periodically shed a tear or two. Be patient. Most other graduates are experiencing the same phenomenon.

Say thank you. To parents, teachers and other well-wishers—but especially to parents.

If the graduate is giving the valedictory address—keep it short. Don’t swear. Hurt no one. Tell a few inside jokes. Radiate idealism. Thank all parents and teachers. Don’t trip when leaving the stage.

And above all, consider that it might be a good idea to follow the school dress code for the occasion and wear appropriate attire under your graduation gown. Remember, there may be video camera stalkers lurking about.

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--Understand mind and body changes: As we age, our vision and hearing might not be as good as they once were. The medications we take can affect us, too. Our reaction times can slow, but there are ways to learn to overcome that.

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You can enclose my recipe for WokFried Salmon and Vegetables on a pretty card, and use it to make a quick, easy and delicious meal for yourself!

Stir-Frying Tips: --Prep all the veggies in advance in similar-sized pieces for even cooking; --Vegetables should be rinsed and drained ahead of time; --If using a non-stick wok, pre-heat on medium-high to high heat for at least a minute before adding oil; --Drizzle the oil down the sides of the wok so that it coats both the sides and the bottom of the wok. The oil heats faster this way; --When adding sauce to vegetables and/ or meat, form a “well” in the middle by pushing the ingredients up the sides of the wok. Add the sauce in the middle and stir to thicken before combining with the other ingredients.

WOK-FRIED SALMON AND VEGETABLES For the Sauce: 2 tablespoons organic rice vinegar 1 tablespoon sugar, honey or stevia

2 tablespoons peanut or canola oil 1 medium yellow onion, peeled and chopped 2 cups purple or green broccoli florets 2 medium carrots, sliced in ribbons 3 bunches baby bok choy, rinsed and sliced in quarters 6 green onions, cut in half, roots removed and discarded 2 cups chopped purple cabbage 1/4 pound salmon fillet 2 teaspoons toasted sesame oil

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1. In small bowl, combine rice vinegar, sugar, ginger root, cornstarch, hoisin and fish sauce, and red chili paste. Mix well and set aside to allow flavors to combine.

2. In large wok (or skillet), heat oil over high heat. Add in onion, broccoli and carrots. Stir-fry, stirring constantly, for 3Ð4 minutes or until vegetables begin to soften. Add bok choy, green onions and the cabbage, stirring constantly.

Immediately place salmon fillet on top of vegetables. Reduce heat to medium, cover wok or skillet and cook for 4Ð5 minutes or until salmon flakes when tested with fork. Flake salmon and stir into vegetables.

3. Make a well in the center of the wok or skillet. Stir the vinegar mixture and add it into the wok or skillet. Turn heat to medium-high and stir-fry for 2Ð3 minutes until the sauce bubbles and thickens. Drizzle with the sesame oil.

Serve immediately over hot, cooked udon noodles or rice. Serves 4.

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1. CHEMISTRY: What two elements are combined to make bronze?

2. MEASUREMENTS: How many furlongs are in a mile?

3. HISTORY: What was the first permanent English settlement in America?

4. ANATOMY: In which part of the body would you find the metatarsal bones?

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1. In 1973, there were four no-hitters tossed in the American League. Two were by California’s Nolan Ryan. Name either of the other two pitchers.

2. Which of these left-handers had more 20-win seasons: Vida Blue, Tom Glavine or Ron Guidry?

3. Who reached 100 college football victories quicker -- Urban Meyer or Bud Wilkinson?

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would you find the famous Carnaby Street?

6. LANGUAGE: What common item used to be known as “India rubber”?

7. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What does the Apgar Scale measure?

8. U.S. PRESIDENTS: Who was the only U.S. president to be sworn into office by his father?

9. SPORTS: Who was the first person officially to run a mile in less than 4 minutes?

10. ANIMAL KINGDOM: Which species of big cat cannot retract its claws?

4. Name the all-time leading scorer in Clippers franchise history.

5. What was the last time before November 2011 that the NHL’s Boston Bruins went a calendar month without a single loss in regulation?

6. In 2011, driver Sebastian Vettel set a Formula One record by winning 15 poles in a season. Who had held the mark?

7. True or false: Martina Navratilova was in every Wimbledon’s women’s singles final during the 1980s.

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1. Name the group that had hits with “The Angels Listened In” and “Step By Step.”

2. What was the name of the Beatles’ final album?

3. Who released “Here She Comes Now,” and when?

4. When did the Rolling Stones first get together?

5. Which artist had hits with “Superstition” and “I Just Called to Say I Love You”?

(Hint: He was born Stevland Hardaway Judkins.)

6. What artist wrote and released “Dirty Diana,” and when? Bonus for knowing the album name. (c) 2012 King Features Synd., Inc.

In order to keep everyone honest (you know who you are,) you can find the answers and solutions to the trivia and puzzles to the next page (13).

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New DVD Releases for Week of May 21, 2012 PICKS OF THE WEEK “The Woman in Black” (PG-13) -- In a misty corner of England, a grieving man must sort through paperwork in clearly the most haunted house in the village. This is the kind of chiller that takes its time, relies on tried-and-true techniques, and builds an atmosphere of fear and uncertainty. Lawyer Arthur Kipps (Daniel Radcliffe) must sort through the estate of a small town’s recently deceased crazy lady. When Arthur

starts seeing a woman in black and hearing voices, the villagers have nothing to say to him.

This is Radcliffe’s first leading role without a magic wand, and he does well enough to prove that he can stay alive post-Potter. He pulls it off as the grief and anxiety-stricken man trapped in a 1960s-style scary movie.

“This Means War” (PG-13) -- Chris Pine and Tom Hardy play two CIA agents who are super-cool, deadly, handsome and super best bros for life. When they both fall for Reese Witherspoon, they decide to put their invaluable skills to work sabotaging each other’s dates. It’s a silly plot pushed to its most-Hollywood extent -- lowbrow humor and action sequences in a romantic comedy that’s light on the romance.

If you can’t handle the cheese-factor in the film, it can cause physical discomfort with its lack of chemistry and low-hanging

quips. However, if you have an itch to see a movie that moves along at a good pace and features secret agents shooting each other in the groin with air rifles, “This Means War” could save the evening.

“Red Tails” (PG-13) -- The Tuskegee Airmen have a proud place in American history, and “Red Tails” tells the story like it was written for a B-movie. The Airmen became the first African-American pilots in U.S. armed forces during World War II, and one of the most decorated units of the war.

Somehow, this comes across as boring and generic in “Red Tails,” a movie so loaded with corny speeches that you would think it was running for student body president.

“The Secret World of Arrietty” (G) -This Japanese animated feature is the kind of family entertainment you wish you could have known as a rugrat. Arrietty is

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a 14-year-old girl, and one of a secret race of tiny people who live in the cracks and recesses of the human world. Arrietty gets discovered by Shawn, a normal-size human boy, and a secret friendship forms. The animation is top-notch. The characters, colors, action scenes -- all of it just looks amazing.

The film is a beautiful, gentle story with enough splendor and juice to keep you pulled in.

TV RELEASES “Sherlock: Season Two” “Rizzoli & Isles: The Complete Second Season” “The River: The Complete First Season” “S.W.A.T. The Final Season” “Route 66: The Complete Series” (c) 2012 King Features Synd., Inc.

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TRIVIA TEST ANSWERS

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Personal relationships improve. Professional prospects also brighten. A job offer could come through by month’s end. An old friend seeks to make contact.

1. Copper and tin 2. Eight 3. Jamestown, Va. 4. The foot 5. London 6. An eraser 7. Newborns’ conditions 8. Calvin Coolidge 9. Roger Bannister 10. Cheetah

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ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A stubborn refusal to go ahead on a project mystifies colleagues who expected more flexibility. But once you explain your position, they’ll understand and even applaud you.

SPORTS QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Kansas City’s Steve Busby and Texas’ Jim Bibby.

2. Glavine did it five times; each of the others did it three times.

3. Wilkinson needed 111 games to do it; Meyer did it in 118 games.

4. Randy Smith, with 12,735 points.

5. It was 1969.

6. Nigel Mansell won 14 poles in 1992.

7. False. She was in every final from 1982-89, winning six of them.

FLASH BACK ANSWERS 1. The Crests. The group also scored a major hit with “16 Candles” in 1958. The song was covered by Stray Cats for the 1984 movie of the same name.

2. “Let It Be,” released in 1970.

3. The Velvet Underground, on their “White Light/ White Heat” album in 1968. Lou Reed, the song’s writer, was still with the group at that point. The song was used in the 2009 movie “Adventureland.”

4. In 1962 at the Marquee Club in London. Their first record, “Come On,” came out in June 1963.

5. Stevie Wonder. The songs went to No. 1 on both the Hot 100 and R&B charts.

6. Michael Jackson, in 1986, on the “Bad” album.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) A relationship seems to be stuck in the same place. Now it’s up to you, dear Bovine, to decide how far you want it to go and how intense you want it to be. Choose well and choose soon.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) A relationship progresses more slowly than you would prefer. Best advice: Insist on a frank and open discussion. What is learned could change minds and, maybe, hearts.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) It’s all right to be grateful to a workplace colleague who has done you a good turn. But gratitude shouldn’t be a life-long obligation. The time to break this cycle is now.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) It’s going to be especially nice to be the King of the Zodiac at this time. A recent money squeeze eases.

Plans start to work out, and new friends enter Your Majesty’s domain.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Before you make a commitment on any level (personal, professional, legal), get all the facts.

There might be hidden problems that could cause trouble later on.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Your senses detect that something is not quite right about a matter involving a workplace colleague. Best advice: Follow your keen instincts and don’t get involved.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) A prospect offers rewards, but it also demands that you assume a great deal of responsibility. Knowing you, you’re up to the challenge, so go for it, and good luck.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) A favor you did a long time ago is repaid, as a trusted colleague steps in to help you with a suddenly expanded workload. A family member has important news.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) A new job offer could require moving across the country. But before you let your doubts determine your decision, learn more about the potentials involved.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Your sense of fair play doesn’t allow you to rush to judgment about a friend who might have betrayed you. Good! Because all the facts are not yet in.

BORN THIS WEEK: You have a romantic nature that allows you to find the best in people. You would excel at poetry and drama.

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Series 3, Article 12 With the onslaught of Do-It-Yourself reality shows over the last few years, people are realizing that there are a lot of projects that they could actually do themselves, with the right equipment and proper instructions.

Whether you are faced with a fix it emergency or want to plan a future home improvement project, it is worth being prepared with accurate information. I have several home improvement books that I bought years ago that I still refer to from time to time, but I have found the Internet offers the widest and most comprehensive instructions I can find. Even if you think you know how to fix or build something, do a little research on one of these websites and you'll be surprised at the tips you pick up.

Always take precautions and call a professional if you feel something is too dangerous to do yourself -- for instance complicated electrical or plumbing projects. Weigh the amount of money you will save by doing it yourself, and the cost of a flooded or burnt down house. It may be prudent to "call the man" if the dangers outweigh the savings.

BobVila.com It would be some kind of a DIY sin to omit Bob from the list.

The former host of This Old House shares his home improvement expertise with articles and videos and provides a reader Q & A forum. This is a man's man site for the do it yourself projects that need to get done around your home. There is an A-Z list of almost any improvement that you can think of or any fix it yourself guide.

There are step-by-step instructions and videos and you can even purchase the supplies you may need for a project directly from his website.

Diyideas.com This site offers do-it-yourself small projects room-by-room.

It's great for adding some flair to you patio, or dressing up your windows. It also offers some basic instruction in installing cabinets, laying tile and applying paint. For the beginner, this website has an easy to understand tool guide that explains tools and what projects they are used for.

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This is a great site for anyone looking for an easy to use site that offers plenty of precise instructions. No guessing games here. There is a link for

just about any home improvement you can think of -- from building a pantry to installing a front porch. This site has stepby-step instructions and step-bystep video instruction, so whether you learn by reading or watching, this site has got you covered.

The instructions are simple and to the point.

DoItYourself.com From washing machines to alternative finance, this site has it all!

Pros and everyday do-it-yourselfers share tips and advice in a wide variety of home and lifestyle related topics. You'll find "howto" instructions for installing household appliances and information or discussions ranging from furnaces to fishing, gas to gardening and a host of other topics including alternative financing strategies for buying your next home. This site even has product reviews.

DIYNetwork.com If you like the shows, you'll love the website. The do-it-yourself gurus at the DIY network share their vast knowledge on doing it yourself with projects, tips and advice. You'll find a large community of viewers, just like you, who share videos and pictures.

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Children 10 and under must be accompanied by an adult, no exceptions.

The Entry Fee is being used to partially cover event expenses such as bait, etc. Still have questions? Call the Chamber of Commerce at 719-481-3282.

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PRIME OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE In the Monument Market Place, next to Tri-Lakes Printing.

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RED ROCK RANCH NEIGHBORHOOD Fri. & Sat. - June 1st and 2nd 9:00AM - 3:00PM Multi-Family - Maps available at corner of Red Rock Ranch Drive and Hwy. 105. Furniture, Jewelry, Camping/Sporting Supplies, Riding Mower and Much More!

Red Rock Ranch Drive is located appr. 2 miles North of Safeway on Hwy 105.

Tri-Lakes HAP-py Feet Foot Care Clinic Tri-Lakes Senior Center Second Wednesday of each Month Medical foot care clinic, on the second Wednesday of each month at the Tri-Lakes Senior Center, located at the LewisPalmer High School campus, across the street from the YMCA. Appointments are for 30 minutes and cost $25; limited financial assistance for qualifying applicants is available from Tri-Lakes Health Advocacy Partnership.

To schedule an appointment, call Bob or Debbie at the Visiting Nurse Association on Tuesday through Thursday between 9 and 4, at 719 5774448.

LIONS CLUB MEETING 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the Month 6:30PM-8:00PM - Fairfield Inn Lions are here in the Tri-Lakes community. We have a brand new service club chartered as of the week of February 6th We meet at the Fairfield Inn on the second and fourth Thursdays of the month at 7:00PM-8:00PM with a social starting at 6:30PM. Please help determine Tri-Lakes area projects for volunteer support and sharing in the good fortunes of our wonderful community.

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Road Woodmoor Dr & Deer Creek Road 8:00 PM Mon & Thurs Kathleen - (719) 649-1046 MUSIC BY THE CREEK sponsored by Coffee on the Go… and the Western Museum of Mining and Industry begins new season.

Anyone interested in performing as an individual or groups, time slots every weekend are available.

Please contact us at Coffee on the Go… Starting Saturday mornings 9am – 1 pm June 2nd – “Meet Conductor Joe” Conductor Joe’s Kids Club begins.

Look for games, prizes, kid’s rewards, specials and conductor hats.

June 9th - “Exercise can be fun” Demonstration and aerobics with hip hop music June 16th – Local groups and individuals performing June 23rd – no Music by the Creek – Rock Fair by Colorado Springs Mineralogy Society at the Mining Museum June 30th – Arts and Crafts Fair – Artisans and Crafters who would like booth information contact us a Coffee on the Go… We look forward to seeing you at Coffee on the Go… Just turn in at the Western Museum of Mining and Industry.

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Southern Colorado Tour de Cure Woodland Park June 16, 2012 - 6am The American Diabetes Association’s Southern Colorado Tour de Cure is an experience for riders of all ability levels! Join us for the most beautiful routes in Southern Colorado followed by the best after party!

Routes include: Mountain Bike, Family Route, 25M, 50M, 86M, Run/ Walk. Help raise funds to Stop Diabetes. Register today at www.diabetes.org/socotourdecure.For more information contact Kelly Jackson, Tour Director, at kjackson@diabetes.org or 720-855-1102 x 7020.

PALMER LAKE ART GROUP’S 47TH SPRING FINE ARTS SHOW 2012 Tri- Lakes Center for the Arts, 304 Highway 105 in Palmer Lake, CO June 5 to June 30th 12 - 4pm Tues - Sat Palmer Lake Art Group’s 2012 Spring Art Show and Sale will be held at Tri lakes Center for the Arts,304 Hwy 105 in Palmer Lake from June 5 – 30, 2012.

Opening Reception: Friday, June 8, 5 – 8pm, with hors d’oeuvres,live music & cash bar and silent auction scholarship fundraiser.

Palmer Lake Art Group is a nonprofit organization. Proceeds from this event will be used to fund scholarships for District 38 students.

Please see PLAG’s website at www.palmerlakeartgroup.com for more information.

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