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finger, suggesting the teeth or fangs on these creatures are extremely large.

other eyewitness accounts from across the globe.

WHAT IS A CHUPACABRA?

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In fact, on the popular reality television show “Duck Dynasty,” which follows the activities of the Robertson family, Si Robertson admitted that he has seen the chupacabra. It’s hard to deny the existence of such a creature when a person of his social status will openly admit to seeing it.

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Several theories about the origin of the chupacabra have cropped up since its first appearances. Some believe the creatures are simply coyotes or dogs inflicted with mange. Such claims rely on the works of an American biologist who claimed in 2010 that the parasite Sarcoptes scabiei was behind the unusual appearance of these common animals. The parasite causes extreme loss of fur, thickened skin and severe offensive odor. However, his theory doesn’t address the long spines on the back of the creature, or the fact that they drain the blood of their victims rather than killing and eating it like an average coyote would.

The name chupacabra literally translates to “goat sucker” in Spanish. A rather silly name, however, it is extremely concise given that the first reports of chupacabra attacks were on goats.

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The earliest known reports of attacks were in Puerto Rico in 1995. The first eyewitness, Madelyne Tolentino, claimed to have seen the creature in the Puerto Rican town of Canóvanas where as many as 150 animals were attacked and killed, suggesting the presence of more than one chupacabra in the area.

Since then, attacks have been reported in the Dominican Republic, Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, the United States, Brazil, Russia, The Philippines and Mexico.

Others claim the creature doesn’t exist at all and is the product of an overactive imagination, spurred on by a science-fiction movie that was released about the same time as the initial sightings. But the theories can’t explain the mass animal killings through a method that no other animal uses to feed. And eyewitness accounts, while unreliable as they sometimes prove to be, can’t be denied when they are corroborated by

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It is said that the creature favors goats, which were the initial victims, but acquired a taste for other animals such as cats, rabbits, dogs and chickens. Victims are said to be completely drained of blood, reminiscent of a vampire.

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All victims of the chupacabra are reported to have at least two puncture wounds to their neck or throat region.

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Still another theory claims that these creatures are actually the offspring of some rhesus monkeys held in Puerto Rico about the time of the first chupacabra sightings. These monkeys were being used in blood experiments and reportedly a large group managed to escape. It isn’t known what happened to them or what particular type of experiments these monkeys underwent.

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CHARACTERISTICS OF THE CHUPACABRA In order to arm yourself with knowledge about this creature, it is important to know how to identify it. Just looking online will not help you reach a conclusion about the nature of this being; conflicting stories occur everywhere. Snippetz used the eyewitness accounts relayed to us by our inside source and this is what we have been able to determine: • The chupacabra stands between four and five feet tall.

• The chupacabra has strong hind legs, similar to a kangaroo’s, that allow for swift and powerful jumping and running.

• The head of the chupacabra is described as oval-shaped.

• The chupacabra’s back has long spines protruding from it as far up as the head and as low down as the base of its tail.

• The skin of the chupacabra is not as easily described, simply because this creature is nocturnal and roams only at night. Our reports indicate it has either scaly or leathery skin similar to a toad’s skin.

• Footprints left behind indicate the chupacabra has much longer claws or talons than any other animal known to inhabit this area. The footprints also appear to be less and less pronounced as you follow the trail, almost as if the creature gets a running start, then takes to the sky. Perhaps this creature has wings that it is able to conceal…?

• When alarmed, the chupacabra emits a sulfuric scent as reported by one local eyewitness who stumbled upon it in his backyard. This trait was corroborated in other accounts from around the

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• This same individual reported feeling immediately nauseous when he made eye contact with the creature and said that the chupacabra’s eyes turned a glowing red at the same time.

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Our source with the county said an attack by the chupacabra would be completely impossible to predict and therefore suggested residents of the Monument area take extra precautions. Don’t leave animals outside at night if possible. Lock up any livestock in a well-reinforced pen/stable/hutch to deter an attack. Try to avoid going out at night unless you have a flashlight with you. The chupacabra is said to be afraid of bright lights, whether the light hurts the eyes and flesh of the creature or simply because it doesn’t like it. Either way, they are said to avoid such lights at all costs.

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Should you find yourself face-to-face with a chupacabra in the midst of a meal, our county official said the best course of action would be to leave it alone and let it finish. There’s really no way to avoid death once the creature has locked its jaws on its dinner.

The county indicated they would very much welcome any further proof of the chupacabra’s residence in the area.

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2. Stores are laid out to get you to spend the most money. Bakeries will blow the scent of baked goods to entice you into that area. The deli section will put out samples of meats and cheeses, hoping you’ll try a sample and buy. Staples like milk and eggs will be in the back corner of the store, forcing you to go a long distance past other items. Look down each aisle. If there’s nothing down that aisle you need, don’t go there.

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3. Set a limit on how much extra you’re willing to spend if you come across real bargains while in the store.

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ished me for chewing ice. She said that it indicates an iron deficiency.

I get blood work done every six months. My doctor has never said anything about an iron deficiency or any other issue. I am 65 and in good health. -- C.H. ANSWER: The nurse was talking about pica. It’s a craving for materials not considered foods, like ice, clay, starch and dirt, to mention a few. Sometimes it is an indication of iron deficiency, but far from always.

In someone like you, who has lab tests done twice a year, you’re not anemic and don’t have pica.

You must not have had signs that raise the risk for cancer, or the doctor would have recommended immediate treatment. About the only thing you need to do is comply with the suggested follow-up scope exams so the doctor can see if any procedures are needed to eradicate these new cells. You don’t have to sit around and worry. You have not received a death sentence.

You do, however, have a habit that will ruin your teeth if you don’t stop. Chewing on ice can cause microscopic fractures in tooth enamel, which can become larger fractures.

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Counselors, psychologists, and psychoanalysts are professionals who help people grow away from destructive behavior patterns, caustic relationships, or serious mental problems. They are allowed intimate access into hearts and minds so individuals can sort out traumatic events of the past, understand the The first person (besides our mothpain they feel, come to grips with er) that we allow to look at us and conflicting emotions, and face realtouch us in places on our bodies ity so they can grow and thrive. usually kept private is our family doctor. Every orifice is open to his Another group of people some folks or her inspection, and several perallow into their lives are personal sonal bodily functions are at times success coaches or members of an discussed. It goes on for a lifetime, accountability group. Why? To help is often invasive, and almost always them succeed in their marriage, embarrassing, but it helps us grow. business, or other aspect of their life.

The next people we allow into our lives to help us grow are teachers.

Financial advisors are yet another They enter our lives at a very early group of people we allow almost age. My first recollection of a teachunlimited access into a very perer was Mrs. Purcell, the Sunday sonal part of our lives. We’ll tell School Superintendent at the Christhem how much money we have tian Church in Julesburg, Colorado. (or don’t have), how much we earn, My mother tells me that I was such how much we save, how much we a naughty boy that Mrs. Purcell spend, and what our financial goals kept me out of any class and took are so we can grow financially. me with her on her Superintending rounds. I guess I wasn’t about to let It’s quite a list, isn’t it? You and those teachers run my life. I didn’t I open our lives to many differchange much as the years went on ent people because we want to be and fought almost every intrusion in good physical shape, guilt free, of a teacher into my busy life and wealthy, better educated, wiser, or schedule, that is, until I went to mentally healthier! We often pay college and later graduate school. these people large sums of money Once there I wished I would have to tell us what to do, when to do it, let them teach me something behow to do it, and why we need to do cause I found out I wasn’t as smart it. In most cases we do it willingly as I thought I was. and with great hope that by letting others into the secret places of our As we grow, and if we like athletlives we will get the help we need ics, we will allow coaches to place “to do our own growing.” all sorts of restrictions on us. We let them set our schedules, design our Next week is the last in this series menus, manage our relationships, and you’ll not want to miss it. The and even control our bedtimes, all seventh reason We MIGHT open for the sake of becoming better aththe doors of our lives to others is letes. Many adults move from high TO LOVE! school and college coaches to personal trainers to help them manage their menus, establish their exercise ©2013 Dr. Ron Ross regimen, and monitor their physical Comments to Dr.Ross@RonRossToday.com health.

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Every Friday 8:30pm Karaoke with JR’s Ultimate Entertainment every Friday starting at 8:30pm. Karaoke and music til midnight.

Tri-Lakes HAP-py Feet Foot Care Clinic Tri-Lakes Senior Center Second Wednesday of each Month To schedule an appointment, call Bob at the Visiting Nurse Association on Tuesday through Thursday between 9 and 4, at 719 577-4448.

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Admission rates: Adults $8, Military/AAA $7, Seniors/Students $6, Children 3-12 $4, FREE to Children under 3 & Museum Members. For further information, call (719) 488-0880.

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Come down to the museum and meet our two burro mascots “Nugget & Chism.” Take a tour of the museum, learn about the important role burros played in our mining history, shop for prospecting supplies at our imaginary 1800’s general store, and then venture outside to feed our burros some carrots or apples.

Copies of On The Backs of Burros by authors P. David Smith and

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Club members will be donating an assortment of homemade goodies for purchase. Come see the museum, have some fun bidding on items, and take home a few treats to eat later. For this special event, the museum will offer $1 off all standard admission rates.

Standard admission rates: Adults $8, Military/AAA $7, Seniors/Students $6, Children 3-12 $4, FREE to Children under 3 and museum members. CSMS members and other WMMI supporting clubs admitted free. For further information, call (719) 488-0880.

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his week you’ll be subject to pranks by family members and friends. It’s more like one day actually; that special day in April where we try to fool the masses. There are some classic pranks you can pull – the whoopee cushion, blood in the shower (red food coloring), and messing with people’s food. There’s the option to simply tell a lie.

You could also go supernatural with it. Of course this option is hard to sell.

For example, telling friends you saw a UFO would be great, but they probably wouldn’t believe you. I mean after all, is there really even such a thing as extraterrestrial life intelligent enough to come to our planet? A-List, award winning actor Russell Crowe seems to think there is.

A couple of weeks ago, the Gladiator star was trying to film fruit bats flying over the Sydney Botanic Gardens.

To do this, he fixed a camera to film a certain location over night. After checking the tape and viewing the time lapse photos, he found something he didn’t expect. For a brief moment over the Gardens, there appears to be an anomaly. A colorful and bright object in the sky moves across the screen, distorts the camera, beams light to the Earth, and then disappears. Russell Crowe believes this object to be a UFO from outer space. He proceeded to post the video to his twitter, which has over 800,000 followers. That much fame, with so many fans, has led the video to go viral online. It’s also led to a ton of criticism.

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After viewing the video for myself, it’s obvious where the criticism is coming

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9. Buy cheaper cuts of meat and use your slow cooker to make a meal. Add another meatless dinner to your meal rotation.

6. Buy in bulk only if it makes sense.

If you can save money on a five-pound package of hamburger and freeze it in one-pound packages, do that. But if a mega-size box of cereal will only go bad in your cupboard, it’s no bargain.

10. Get creative in the kitchen and look online for new recipes. Experiment with adding ingredients such as cooked rice or pasta and vegetables to a can of soup for a hearty meal.

7. Check the unit price on each item, especially now that the package sizes of so many items are changing. The price might be the same, but with less in the package, it actually costs more per serving.

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from. The color looks cheap; the UFO even cheaper. It’s as if somebody with no previous knowledge or experience in graphics decided to create his own spooky Youtube video. Maybe Crowe is just another bored actor trying to get more attention by picking on conspiracy theorists and nut jobs.

What doesn’t make sense is why someone with his status would need such attention? Russell Crowe just came off the movie-hit of the holiday season, Les Miserables, showing off his pipes in an unconventional film, career wise, for him. He added another blockbuster hit to his resume, solidifying himself again as a great actor of this generation.

What possible motive could he have to be starting UFO theories? On top of that, who are we to question the picture quality of the time lapse? If it really was a UFO, it’s not like any of us have the knowledge of what exactly that would look like.

We have no real way of telling whether the image is photo-shopped or authentic. Perhaps Russell Crowe is just a bored stuck up actor. He knew he could get a huge online reaction over his silly video, so he did, just for the heck of it. There is always the option that something strange happened to the tape. The image accidentally burnt into the film and Crowe really did find what was already there; but it wasn’t a UFO, just a technological error. Then there’s the fun/scary possibility. It’s conceivable that it really was a UFO. Our technology is simply ineffective to render the image properly, as the flying object is more advanced than our electronics. The UFO is purposely designed so that our lenses cannot properly pick up its pixels. It’s possible that every time one of these cheesy graphics hits the web, it really is extraterrestrials. But they know we’ll never believe it. So which is it?

Is Russell Crowe messing with all of humanity, or are they? Who’s fooling who?

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ucts In general, eggs are packed with protein and are very good sources of riboflavin, iron, folate, phosphorus, zinc, vitamins B-6, B-12, E and vitamin D. The choline in eggs has been linked with lower levels of breast cancer, and eggs contain vision-saving lutein and zeaxanthin.

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If you have leftover hard-cooked eggs after Easter, make sure you keep them refrigerated. Hard-cooked eggs make a wonderful snack, are delicious when turned into egg-salad sandwiches, and are a great addition to green salads.

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EASTER EGGS PICKLED IN BEET JUICE Peeled, hard-cooked eggs turn a ruby color when pickled in beet juice. The colorful eggs also add a punch of flavor to an appetizer tray or a salad.

2 jars (16 to 24 ounces) pickled beets 1 3/4 cups white vinegar or apple cider vinegar 1/2 cup white or brown sugar 1/2 tablespoon whole allspice or cloves 1 stick cinnamon, broken in half 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 purple onion, peeled and sliced thinly 8 hard-cooked eggs, peeled 1. Drain beet juice into a large pot, reserving the beets, the jars and the lids.

Set the beets aside to use in an appetizer platter (see below) or store in a covered container and refrigerate for another use. Combine the beet juice, vinegar, sugar, allspice or cloves, cinnamon, salt and onion in medium saucepan. Bring to a boil, and stir until the sugar is dissolved, about 2 minutes. Reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, 5 minutes.

2. Arrange 4 peeled, hard-cooked eggs in each beet jar. Pour an equal amount of the hot vinegar and spice mixture over the eggs. Cover tightly. Allow to cool one hour to room temperature.

Pickled eggs should not remain out of the refrigerator for more than two hours. Refrigerate to blend flavors, at least several hours or up to one week.

Refrigerated pickled eggs are best when eaten within 4 to 6 weeks.

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Or, you can slice the eggs or leave the egg whole to serve as finger food and place them on the appetizer tray. Arrange a bowl of sea salt, horseradish mayonnaise (or just stir a tablespoon of grated horseradish into a cup of mayonnaise), sliced beets, radishes, pepperoni slices or thin slices of ham.

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1. In 2012, Jim Thome became the fourth player in major-league history to have hit 100 homers with three different teams. Who else did it?

2. Arizona’s Aaron Hill hit for the cycle twice in a season in 2012.

Who was the last player to do it twice in a season?

5. LANGUAGE: What is an interrobang?

3. Who was the first Pittsburgh Steeler to rush for 1,000 yards in a season?

6. FAIRY TALES: What kind of poisoned fruit does the evil Queen give Snow White?

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15th seed men’s basketball matchup in NCAA Tournament history.

7. U.S. PRESIDENTS: Which four U.S. presidents were assassinated in office?

5. Who was the first draft pick in the history of the NHL’s Tampa Bay Lightning?

8. INVENTORS: What is Robert Fulton famous for inventing?

6. Name the youngest driver to win a NASCAR Cup season championship.

9. HISTORY: When was the Magna Carta imposed to prohibit arbitrary royal acts?

10. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What is the early Roman term for the month of July?

7. In 2013, Bob and Mike Bryan became the most successful tennis team in Grand Slam history, winning a 13th doubles title. Who were they tied with?

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1. What was on the flip side of “Instant Karma!” and when was it released?

2. Who wrote and released “25 or 6 to 4,” aka “TwentyFive or Six to Four”? What’s it about?

3. Name the duo with the 1968 release of “Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing.”

4. What was the name of the song released in 1962 by Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen?

(Clue: foreign city) 5. Name the song that contains this lyric: “Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.” (c) 2013 King Features Synd., Inc.

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New DVD Releases for Week of April 1, 2013 PICKS OF THE WEEK “Luv” (R) -- An 11-year-old boy gets to take a day off from school to ride around Baltimore with his favorite uncle, only to find that his hero has a dark past and human flaws. Woody (Michael Rainey Jr.) stays with his grandmother while his mom is in rehab. Uncle Vincent (Common) is out on parole, wearing a crisp new suit, and out to get a loan to start his own legitimate business. Woody tags along with his father-

figure from the bank, to the station, to a setup drug deal. If it seems a bit of a shaky premise -- that a loving mentor would bring a young boy along for his dirty deeds -- but trust me, it somehow works. Common’s performance at Vincent gets across that this is a man who lost his way a long time ago, and never meant to be the man he wound up becoming. “Luv” is full of warmth and heart, but it’s not a feel-good movie.

“Hemingway & Gellhorn” -- This madefor-HBO biography about author Ernest Hemingway (Clive Owen) and his relationship with journalist Martha Gellhorn (Nicole Kidman) is almost too awful to miss.

These two iconic figures were together during the Spanish Civil War and World War II. Somehow, the movie even takes itself seriously while dealing with such serious matter.

The things that these people say will make you laugh or cringe. Hemingway was em-

barrassed by his over-the-top macho reputation when he was alive -- and would certainly be ashamed of the awkward, gooey cream-puff of a guy he’s portrayed as in this flick.

“The Sweeney” (R) -- If you have a craving for tough-as-nails cops who refuse to do things by the book, then “The Sweeney” is certainly an option. You’ll be mostly with it for the duration of the film, and forget all about it soon after. Jack Regan (Ray Winstone) is a gravelly voiced London cop in charge of a special unit of renegade police who play by their own rules, which are apparently the standard Hollywood Renegade Cop Movie Rules.

rienced batter -- or hand him an easy home run. Today’s teams favor pitchers who are fast, accurate and statistically reliable. Tim Wakefield of the Boston Red Sox and R.A. Dickey of the New York Mets were the only “knuckleballers” in the 2011 major-league season, carrying on this obscure pitching style that makes them the outcasts of their sport. Along with retired knuckleball pitchers from different generations, they tell an intriguing story about one of baseball’s enduring charms.

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• It was Pulitzer Prize-winning American novelist Pearl S. Buck who made the following sage observation: “All things are possible until they are proved impossible, and even the impossible may only be so as of now.”

• If you dread trying (and too often failing) to pair up socks on laundry day, you’ll be glad to know that your anguish is not unrecognized: May 9 has been designated National Lost Sock Memorial Day. • Progress is not always universally embraced. In 1825, a magazine called The Quarterly Review scoffed, “What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches?”

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educationally shortchanged; most people have never heard of the conflict. In 1896, the pro-British sultan of Zanzibar, Hamad bin Thuwaini, died, and his successor, Khalid bin Barghash, did not look as favorably upon the British Empire. Because a treaty signed 10 years earlier stated that any candidate to attain the sultancy must receive the approval of the British Consul, the British viewed Kalid bin Barghash’s accession as an act of war. The sultan barricaded himself in his palace, but the superior numbers and firepower of the British quickly defeated the embattled sultan. How quickly? The battle lasted all of 40 minutes, making it the shortest war in history.

• There are those who wonder if beloved actor Tony Curtis, with more than 100 films to his credit, would have been quite as successful if he hadn’t changed his name. His given name, Bernard Schwartz, just doesn’t quite have the same ring to it. *** Thought for the Day: “People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.”

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LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Expect more information to come out about that possible career shift. Meanwhile, your loving concern helps someone close to you get through a worrisome period.

1. Libya 2. A hypertext file 3. One billionth of a second 4. Stringed 5. A punctuation mark that combines a question mark and an exclamation point 6. An apple 7. Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley and John Kennedy 8. The steamboat 9. 1215 10. Quintilis

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ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Resist a confrontation with that irksome person. The matter will soon blow over anyway. Meanwhile, channel your high Arian energy into areas with more positive potential.

SPORTS QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Alex Rodriguez, Reggie Jackson and Darrell Evans.

2. Brooklyn’s Babe Herman, in 1931.

3. John Henry Johnson rushed for 1,141 yards in 1962.

4. In 1991, Richmond faced Temple.

5. Defenseman Roman Hamrlik, in 1992.

6. Bill Rexford was 23 when he won the title in 1950.

7. Australians John Newcombe and Tony Roche.

FLASH BACK ANSWERS 1. “Instant Karma! (We All Shine On),” released as a solo by John Lennon in 1970, had “Who Has Seen the Wind?” by Yoko Ono on the b-side.

2. Penned by the band Chicago’s organist/vocalist Robert Lamm, the song is allegedly about time of day and having been up all night writing.

3. Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell. Elton John and Marcella Detroit followed in 1993 with a version for John’s 1993 album “Duets.”

4. “Midnight in Moscow.”

5. “The Boys of Summer,” released by Don Henley, former drummer and vocalist for the Eagles, in 1984. Henley explained in an interview that the lyric was about aging and about his generation selling out.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) The innovative Bovine finds a creative way to resolve a sensitive domestic problem by midweek. A former colleague returns with an intriguing business suggestion.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) An unexpected critical statement from someone you trust could catch you momentarily off guard. But you soon recover your equilibrium and rise to the challenge.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) You might feel you can handle a new project on your own.

But advice from someone with experience could help you avoid possibly costly as well as time-consuming obstacles.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) Waiting for others to make decisions is difficult for the takecharge Lion. But by week’s end, you should hear news that will help you regain control of the situation.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Your superjudgmental side could dominate the week unless you try to keep it in check. Otherwise you risk offending people, including some who are very close to you.

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SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Despite an occasional setback, workplace pressures should continue to ease through most of the week. This would be a good time to plan that long-delayed trip.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) The sage Sagittarian quickly recognizes an opportunity when she or he sees it, especially if it’s one you’ve been planning for.

Take aim and go for it.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) The Sea Goat’s unique insight guides you as you check out a questionable situation. Your efforts should prove rewarding for you and your many supporters.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) You might want to pace yourself a bit more.

Rushing could lead to serious slip-ups. Take more time to check out details you might otherwise overlook.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20) The best way to resolve those remaining problems is to ask others for help. They’ll be happy to do so, especially when you agree to share the credit for a job well done.

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ou may recall the story of Joseph and the Pharaoh.

For Pharaoh everything was right -- the cattle were fat, the harvests were abundant and there was plenty of water. Yet Pharaoh was plagued with dreams of drought, famine and pestilence. Pharaoh went to his advisers for guidance and they could offer him no peace. He finally sought out Joseph who told him his dreams forecasted days of want.

Joseph’s advice was simple, put up from today’s plenty for tomorrow’s needs.

Now no one can say, looking over these last few years, we are in days of plenty. But things are getting better.

The economy is strengthening. Now may be a good time to prepare for your days of want. How will you handle those what-ifs of life? Do you have enough money set aside for those emergencies that will come up?

Emergencies do happen; whether it’s a new roof on the house, tires for the car, an unplanned medical expense or even unemployment.

The days of want are coming. How well you plan today will determine the impact emergencies will have on your financial well-being.

That’s the role of a well thought out emergency fund. It is often recommended that 3 to 6 months of living expenses be set aside for emergencies.

Given the market volatility that we’ve been experiencing, the low interest rate environment we are in, and extended

unemployment, that recommendation for many could be woefully lacking.

I believe there’s a better way. It starts with getting a handle on your current expenses.

I would suggest reexamining all your expenses, especially those discretionary items. This is where you will find most of your unaccounted expenditures. Keep a daily journal itemizing where you are spending your money. Then eliminate all expenses that are not absolutely necessary, no matter how small.

Once you know what your minimum living expenses could be, take a hard look at your income. Where is the money coming from? How stable is it? And what happens if it stops? Where will the money come from? The gap between that income and your expenses will help you determine your emergency fund needs.

When working with families I often find their preparation for financial emergencies lacking, if any planning is done at all. Far too many have experienced hardship and even financial ruin by an unexpected event.

By making the time to implement a plan for those emergencies yet unknown you, like Pharaoh, should be prepared for your days of want.

“Folly is joy to the senseless man, but the man of understanding goes the straight way.” Proverbs 15:21

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Lewis Palmer High School. Located at 1300 Higby Road Monument, Colorado (I-25, exits 161 or 158). Look for the signs.

The Tri Lakes Women’s Club is proud to announce: the 37th Annual Pine Forest Antiques, Home Décor & Garden Show and Sale, of the Pikes Peak Region. Admission price is $6.00; proceeds benefit qualified non-profit and public service organizations and public schools in the Tri-Lakes Area. This year features: Returning Antique dealers, “The Bakery” and New Botanicals, A Cappella Concert Saturday, Antiques, Home Décor and Garden Exhibits, Delicious Bistro Dining, Glass repair, Plus much More. For additional information go to: www.TLWC.net.

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RESPONDING TO YOUR TAX AUDIT

in your documentation there is a good chance that correspondence will get crossed in the mail. Make this is a priority. Requests for 30 day extensions are almost automatic.

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ver 75% of IRS audits are conducted through correspondence (mail), while the remaining 25% are field or face to face audits. Typically the IRS wants documentation such as receipts on a particular deduction (charity, medical and tuition are the current hotspots), or the information they received does not match what you reported on your tax return. Here are some general rules in responding to the IRSBe Prompt: Timely responses are essential. While the IRS gives you generally 30 days to respond to initial notices, if you wait to the very last minute to send

Send 100%: When you mail or fax information to the IRS, ensure that you have completely responded to the entire letter or notice. Do not send some information today while you gather up other information later. If you send two partial responses to the IRS, the chances of the same processor getting both pieces of your tax puzzle are very low. Request an extension for your response. Be patient, yet punctual, and send everything required at once. Fax or mail, pick one. If mailing documents, use a certified mail service.

MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH - The MoZaic Restaurant 12 May - 9:00 am - 3:00 pm A mother’s love is instinctual, unconditional, and forever!$35++ per adult. *Includes one alcoholic beverage$17.50++ per child (3-12)Space is limited therefore reservations are required!

7TH ANNUAL PURELY PONDS PARADE OF PONDS CHARITY POND TOUR Saturday and Sunday June 29th and 30th, 2013 9am to 5pm Purely Ponds will match and donate all net profits from ticket sales to the Boys & Girls Club of the Pikes Peak Region. On this self-guided pond tour there will be 30 tour stops throughout Colorado Springs, Monument and the surrounding area. Tickets with tour map are just $5 per ticket. They will be available In May online at www.purelyponds.com and also at all 3 Pioneer Sand locations in Colorado Springs, Monument and the Black Forest. For more information please visit www.purelyponds.com or call 719-896-0038

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T O G E T H E RW E S AV E .C O M Send Copies: Never ever send originals.

The IRS might lose your documentation, and they certainly won’t mail it back.

Don’t Overshare: Only send what is asked for. Don’t be overly ambitious with the IRS but at the same time don’t send a riddle. If you make the processing agent’s job a little bit easier, they might make your life a little bit easier. When they ask for your favorite color, don’t respond with pizza.

Fax: When you fax information, write your name, social security number and tax year on the bottom of each page.

If you are filing bankruptcy or have already filed for bankruptcy, then you are required to inform the IRS.

The Watson CPA Group is a progressive tax consultation and preparation firm embracing internet technology to provide worldwide tax service from offices in northern Colorado Springs, Colorado USA. For more information visitwww.watsoncpagroup.com

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