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STUPID LEGAL WARNINGS! by Lindsey Harrison
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ISSUE 932 • SEPTEMBER 9, 2019
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f you are a fairly logical adult, you understand why we need legal warnings. People need to be told that the hot coffee we just purchased from out favorite coffee shop is hot and could scald us should we choose not to wait to let it cool down before drinking it. But, do we REALLY need to be told that? If you’re a fairly logical adult, you probably don’t need to be told. But that’s the problem, isn’t it? Not everyone has a logical side that kicks in at appropriate times to keep them safe. To be fair, it’s less likely that people need those warnings and more likely that companies think we need them, so they don’t get sued. Maybe if we’d all stop suing each other over common sense things, we’d see less and less of these stupid legal warnings. But that’s about as likely to happen as this incredibly talented writer, whose article you’re reading right this very minute, winning the lottery without every buying a lottery ticket. There’s
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