Re-hash Forum members were invited to take a very famous poem and re-hash it in a different form; this is a selection of Tony Hufton’s many entries to the challenge. 1. The tide’s going out. Everything’s dark and iffy. Give us a cuddle. 2. I’ve lost confidence growing old. Just one e.g.: peaches freak me out. 3. What? He’s got a son! Me, zilch. I ate a crap pie. Life stinks, then you die. 4. When they come to turn off the light, don’t accept it: kick up a fuss; fight. 5. No more clubbing, love. It was fun, but now basta. Ciao babe, I’m wasted. Tony Hufton
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