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Miss Russia 2012 Tenerife Returns To The Island El Faro Chill Art in Costa Adeje will host the Miss Russia 2012 Tenerife pageant, on Friday (29th). On Tuesday (26th) the formal presentation of candidates for the Miss Russia Tenerife 2012 were introduced. This is the third consecutive year that the competition has been held at Faro Chill Art, Costa Adeje. The ten candidates, who will compete for the titles of Miss Russia Tenerife, Miss Congeniality and Miss Russian Faro, were presented during an entertaining event at the Embrujo Restaurant in Playa de Las Americas. It brought together a broad representation of the Russian community living in Tenerife; including Russian tourists, tour operators, authorities and important personalities from the business and social centre of southern Tenerife. The Russian television channel, Musicbox, which has eighty million viewers, also recorded the event.

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Spanish “X-Factor” Winner Returns to Tenerife Following his win on “Número Uno” (Spain’s version of X-Factor) Jadel Chicharrero, a native of Santa Cruz de Tenerife, has returned to visit his home town. He completed the television talent contest after leading into the final, where he won with 57% of the public votes and a prize of 100,000 euros During the visit, the mayor had time to talk to Jadel, who showed him the trophy he won in the programme and thanked people of Santa Cruz, and the Canaries in general, for all their support. Santa Cruz mayor, José Manuel Bermúdez, gave him a pen with a representation of the shield of the Consistory of the capital with which he is expected to use to sign his first

contract with a music producer. Bermúdez said that “it is an honour for the City Council to receive a young artist like Jadel, showing all the talent that exists in the Canary Islands, and in particular in our city.” The artist was very proud to be finally back home; celebrating his success with his fans, friends and family. He also commented that since leaving the competition he has continued to work. He said that he will be giving a concert on the island, as part of the “Número Uno” tour. Finally, the Mayor wished him good luck and many successes throughout his career, which has only just begun. The singer, 24, was amongst 3,500 hopefuls, who applied to be in the contest.


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Bankia “Worth Less Than Nothing”

The value of a group made up of seven savings banks, including the once powerful Caja Madrid, has been estimated at minus 13.63 million euros, ahead of the nationalisation process of 100-percent of its parent company, Banco Financiero y de Ahorros (BFA). This was the result of the valuation presented to the bank’s board of directors on Wednesday (27th). This means that the seven savings banks that created BFA, by joining forces, are left empty-handed and without future dividends to use on their social and cultural work, traditionally a defining characteristic of regional lenders. The negative appraisal comes ahead of public capital injections that include 4.46 million euros in capitalisation and a further 19 billion euros requested by Bankia chairman, José Ignacio Goirigolzarri, who took over from Rodrigo Rato, a former IMF chief. This is not the first time that a banking group has been found to be worth nothing. It happened to Unnim, while

CatalunyaCaixa and Novacaixagalicia still hold on to minority shares in the nationalised banks through which they conduct their business. But these two lenders now find themselves in further need of capital, which may lead to their complete expropriation after all. Bankia was taken over by the state in May, triggering investor concerns over the country’s banking sector, which

hopes that this will rise to 40%. The initiative will take place under the slogan “Stop dreaming, Tenerife is here”, which will be broadcast on the mainstream media in the Canaries.

has been severely exposed to the real estate crash and continues to hold large amounts of rapidly devaluating land and property. On Wednesday, the Bank of Spain warned that second-quarter results will likely confirm a deepening of the recession, following a GDP contraction of 0.3-percent in the first three months of the year.

Alonso also stressed that there will be collaboration with tour operators that offer holiday packages at special prices; such as El Corte Inglés Travel, Falcon Travel, Travel Vibo and Canariasviaja.com. Meanwhile, the CEO

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Continued from Page 1 The TV channel located to the island to cover the event, and will send images of the most emblematic areas of Arona and Adeje back to Russia. The Mayor of Arona, José Alberto González Reveron, and the Councillor of Tourism in Arona and Adeje, José Francisco Child stressed the importance of such initiatives, which serve to show the attractiveness of the destination to Russian tourist markets, which have increased by 20% over the previous year. A representative of Faro Chill Art, Higinio War, invited all attendees to participate in this event; wishing all candidates good luck and explaining that everyone attending the event will spend an unforgettable night in the area. The event will be sponsored by Best Invest, Hotel Villa Maria, Hotel Ponderosa Tenerife Litigation, 105 FM Radio Russia, Costa Adeje Tourism, Tourist Board of the City of Arona, Gourmetland Group and Embrujo Restaurant.

Minister Of Development Creates Roadmap Canary Investment In 2013

Tenerife Hopes To Attract More Mainland Visitors

Tenerife Tourism has launched a promotional campaign, which will run until August, with the aim of boosting the number of tourists to the island and the rest of the archipelago, in order to mitigate the expected decline in travellers from the mainland market. Vice President of the Cabildo and global head of Tourism, Carlos Alonso, stressed that the aim is to repeat the number of travellers as last year, in which there were 470,000 mainland tourists arriving on the islands, accounting for 36% of visitors. He said that this year he

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of Turismo de Tenerife, Miguel Angel Santos, said that ahead of the summer season, a positive trend with respect to the arrival of tourists from Germany, Holland, Belgium and Russia, Ukraine and France is expected.

The Canary Coalition deputy leader, Ana Oramas, spoke to the Minister of Development, Ana Pastor, on Wednesday (27th) with regards to a roadmap for investments in the Canary Islands in 2013 and to “help stop the rise of unemployment in the islands, supporting, among other things, the infrastructure that manages the department of employment.” The deputy asked Miss Pastor to ensure the incorporation of the Canaries in the TransEuropean Transport Network. Miss Oramas is looking to sign a new agreement for building roads, and other proposals to open new routes within the tourism markets. Calls for ferry routes from Cádiz to the ports of Lanzarote, Fuerteventura and La Palma were also requested by the deputy. On the question of public transport, the Deputy stressed that “the ports and airports form a network that is key to the development of tourism in the Canaries and the social and territorial cohesion of our archipelago. These are the building blocks of our economic DNA and we believe that the department can help provide the answers needed, to be a turning point in the evolution

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of the economy. We need answers from the Government without further delay, to prevent a continuing recession that threatens to drown our economy. 2013 must be the starting point of a policy that moves away from the austerity that has marked the Budget this year and it involves a shift based on growth and a monetary injection to provide oxygen and hope to the economy”. The Congresswoman called to Pastor to “open a channel of dialogue with the European Commission, to ensure the incorporation of the port system and airports in the Canary Islands in the Trans-European Transport network as the core node.” Oramas asked Pastor “to amend the Royal Decree that regulates the Public Service Obligations of shipping between the Canaries and Cádiz for inclusion of the ports in the islands of Lanzarote, Fuerteventura and La Palma.

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Tenerife Weekly - 29th June - 5th July 2012 local news

Proposal For NHS Drug Funding Exclusion

The Ministry of Health, Social Affairs and Equality have proposed a list of 456 drugs that may be excluded from public funding and, as calculated by the department led by Ana Mato, would be a net savings to the NHS of 440 million euros. This proposal is expected to be adopted during the plenary of the Inter-Territorial Council of the National Health Ministry, according to Cadena Ser, which contains the list of drugs subject to exclusion from public funding. The list of commonly used drugs included those used for 18 mild ailments, such as cough or nasal congestion associated with colds

and flu, as well as constipation, antidiarrheal, haemorrhoids, varicose veins, psoriasis or mild anxiety, among others. The department heads, however, have stated that there will be exceptions in cases of serious specific diseases in which any of these medications are very useful to the patient. The department also noted that their exclusion from public funding does not mean it cannot be prescribed in the context of the NHS. “Patients can, and must, continue using their prescriptions when deemed necessary, but should know that they will have to meet its entire price “, it says in the document.

Electricity Rates To Rise In July

The Government’s electricity tariff (TUR), which is used to calculate more than 20 million consumers in Spain, will rise between 4% and 5% in the next revision for July, said the Minister of Industry, José Manuel Soria. Speaking in the halls of Congress, Soria added that the next rising electricity bill will be in this range, but “closer to 4%.” The Minister of Industry explained that following the outcome of an energy auction held on Tuesday (26th), which resulted in an

increased energy cost of 9.5%, the only way to keep the rate down is to set the TUR by a similar amount. Soria added that they cannot reduce these tolls, which are covered with regulated costs associated with power, because they will then aggravate the problem of tariff deficit. At the last TUR review, in March, the government approved an average increase of electricity by 7%. This increase was accompanied by a package of measures to reduce system costs and address the problem of so-called

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Teide National Park Most Visited In 2011

A study by the Consumer group, Eroski, has revealed that Teide National Park last year recorded 2,731,484 visits, making it the most visited in Spain, it was followed by the Picos de Europa (stretching across Asturias, Cantabria and Castile and León) and the Timanfaya National Park (Lanzarote). National Parks such as Cabañeros (Toledo) and Cabrera (Balearic Islands) meanwhile, have seen the least visitors during 2011; with 75,544 and 92,038 visits respectively, in a year in which the number of visits to National Parks and areas of natural beauty has increased by

about one million people. In 2011 there have been 992,500 more visits than in 2010 - a total of 24,173,689, and, thus, has broken the trend of declining number of visitors to National Parks which has been observed in the recent years. According to data from

this study, nine national parks welcomed 64-percent more visitors, compared to 2010, while five parks lost approximately 36-percent. A total of 10,181,164 people attended these protected natural areas last year; 666,335 more than in 2010.

15,000 Euros Stolen From S a f e I n Pe t r o l Sta t i o n tariff deficit, which is the debt of 25,000 million euros generated, to be insufficient to cover system costs.

The Guardia Civil in Fasnia are investigating a burglary at a petrol station in the south of the municipality. According to police sources, the events occurred between Sunday night and Monday morning (24th/25th). The perpetrators forced open one of the entrances to the petrol station, located on the TF-1, to gain access. Once inside, they raised part of the floor of the building, causing substantial damage to property. Apparently, the reason they did it in this way was that the safe was secured to the floor. Once the safe was released, they proceeded

to force the entire safe, containing a total of 15,000 euros, out of the building. According to the Guardia Civil, the damage caused in the building could exceed the amount of money stolen from the safe.

Workers’ Demonstrations To Resume

Workers in the hospitality sector of Tenerife are being called to participate in a new demonstration against the blockade of the collective agreement, which will take place on 20th July in Puerto de la Cruz around 17:00 pm, said Manuel Fitas, the coordinator of the Federation of Commerce, Catering and Tourism CCOO (FECOHT). However, he stated that this is just one of the protest actions to be carried out in the coming weeks, in a coordinated effort at national level between trade unions representative in the main tourist provinces of the country; such as Las Palmas, Málaga, Alicante and the Balearic Islands. Barcelona could also join the protest. Fitas said that the march in

Puerto will be held the same day that the Baleares will start a day of strikes across the hospitality sector. Fitas explained that this measure is the result of “intransigence and irresponsibility of employers to insist, completely unjustified, on freezing wages until the end of 2013.” He argued that “despite the dialogue at the negotiating table there has been no progress, so the situation is stagnant.”

In contrast, the president of Ashotel in Tenerife, La Palma, La Gomera and El Hierro, Jorge Marichal, argued that “the negotiations are leading to some approaches, especially with respect to flexibility in working conditions and wage moderation.” To emphasise his point, he said “the situation is not as drastic as they try to show the trade unions, with this type of scare-mongering; they’re trying to strengthen their position”.


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Canarians Get Rid Of Their Gold Neighbours Prevent The Eviction Of A Family In Santa Cruz

Canary islanders are turning to emptying their jewellery boxes to survive, making the high rate of unemployment in the Canary Islands a boon for pawn shops. Since 2009, 60.7 million euros in gold have left the Archipelago, confirming the “degradation of the rich heritage of families.” The secretary general of the Canarian Confederation of Employers (CCE), José Cristóbal García, made ​​ the statement in a report, which reveals the significance that foreign sales of the yellow metal have obtained. For many Canarians, selling gold has become in necessity to meet some of their expenses. The proliferation of businesses that buy gold and silver is an indicator of the economic crisis. The majority of the patrons of these shops are in the demographic of unemployed

people with dependents. During 2011 gold exports from the Canary Islands have reached 3.375 million euros so far, thereby prolonging the upward trend observed in 2010 (16.6%), after the sharp contraction in 2009, when sales experienced a decline of 25.1%. Sales abroad during 2011 will increase by 3.3% (an increase of 107.1 million euros). This rise in general exports, compared to 2007, has been accompanied by a

decrease in imports; leading to a favourable conversion rate, i.e. the relationship between the monetary value of exports and imports. Between 2007 and 2011 the conversion rate increased by 4.7 percentage points. When analysing the most important products exported from the archipelago (fuel and mineral oils), their relative sales in 2011 reached 35.4%, or about 1,187 million euros; having increased by 8.7% compared to 2010.

4,000 Square Metres Of Land Goes Up In Flames

At the time of going to press, fire-fighters in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria are working to extinguish a fire involving 4,000 square meters of palm trees and scrub.

Emergency services have evacuated a home and removed several vehicles as the fire approaches an inhabited area. The fire started about 00:14 Thursday

morning (28th) in calle Lomo Verdejo. Due to the proximity of the houses the decision to evacuate was agreed. A crane had be brought in to remove several cars, to facilitate the passage of the different emergency vehicles. On the scene at the time of going to press, there were five fire trucks, three street-cleaning tanks, a crane and thirteen fire-fighters.

A Court has given 30 days’ notice to a woman and her two daughters to settle their dispute with Bankia, by defaulting on their mortgage. About 30 residents and several members of the Plataforma de Afectados por las Hipotecas de Tenerife (PAH) prevented the eviction of a family, with no resources, in the neighbourhood of Los Gladioli in Santa Cruz; the second time it has happens this month. A court clerk granted the request of Carmen Omaña, 48, to postpone for 30 days the expulsion of her family from number 15 calle Alcalde Mandillo Tejero, due to mortgage debt. The problem came in March, when Omaña received a call from court number five in Santa Cruz de Tenerife to vacate her home within one month. Because of defaults, Bankia started the eviction process and also requires the woman to pay off a

debt of 185,000 euros. The neighbours said she doesn’t have enough money to afford to pay this amount, or even to rent another house in which to stay. The neighbours complained that she is in the process of separation from her husband, and is unemployed with two daughters to care for; one of 16 years of age and over studying at a university in the Peninsula. Inma Évora, PAH spokesman said that, thanks to the intervention of the neighbours, Mrs Omaña will not be spending the next month sleeping

on the streets. The spokeswoman was very critical of the attitude of the bank that had sought the eviction of the family, “You receive billions of euros of public money, from all citizens, and yet, you’re happy leaving them in the street and asking insurmountable conditions from people like this, who have lost their means. It is a shame. We will continue fighting to avoid being left in the street. “ “We only ask for help to have a decent roof,” he said Carmen Omaña outside her home in Los Gladioli.


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The Council Seeks To Support Most Spaniards Unhappy Reforestation With Beekeeping W ith Wher e They Live

The council seeks to support reforestation in the upper area of​​ Arico with beekeeping. The counsellor of Agriculture, Livestock and Fisheries, José Joaquín Bethencourt, and the Minister of Environment, Land and Water Sustainability, Ana Lupe Mora, visited the Chajaña area with several representatives of the Beekeepers Association of Tenerife (APITEN) to spot check the impact of reforestation on beekeeping practices. Bethencourt said that during the course of the day they assessed various points in the work of replanting the area with Canarian pine. This initiative aims to give an answer to

The Organisation of Consumers and Users, OCU, has carried out a study on where is best to live in Spain. They questioned more than 5,500 people at the end of 2011 and discovered 15 Spanish cities failed to reach a basic quality of life.

a longstanding demand of beekeepers, who believe that reforestation, in some ways, is detrimental to the production of honey. The idea is to conduct a pilot project in Arico, and then to move it on to other sites on the island.

Arona To Have Heaviest Fines For Dog Fouling And Littering Arona is putting a bylaw in place which will allow fines of between 750 and 3,000 Euros to be imposed on dog owners who fail to clear up after their pets. The Ayuntamiento says that the measure has been fuelled by the many complaints received about dog mess on the streets. Environment councillor, Antonio Sosa, said that the measure will be approved in the next few weeks and will make Arona the municipality with the heaviest fines against

pet owners in Tenerife. Those who leave rubbish on the streets will also be on the receiving end of the Ayuntamiento’s displeasure. Sr Sosa said that fines will be issued to anyone who deposits rubbish anywhere other than in the bins, and makes the streets dirty. It is not clear yet what fines are envisaged for this. He said that some complaints came from hotels and holidaymakers and that Arona was going to take the utmost care of its touristic image.

Zarag oza i s on e of th e e a s i e s t pl a ce s to f i n d wor k It shows that 50% of the people who live in Barcelona, Madrid and Seville have seen their city get worse in recent years. The other city in the bottom four is Valencia. Also given a poor rating by its own residents we

find Las Palmas, Palma de Mallorca, Badalona, Alicante, Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Málaga, Murcia, Hospitalet de Llobregat, Granada, Vigo and Cartagena. However there are positive comments for

the cities of Pamplona, Vitoria, Gijón, Bilbao and Logroño where it’s claimed there is the best quality of life. The survey revealed that unemployment and health are the main concerns of the population.


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PSOE Intends To Regulate Salaries Of Mayors And Councillors

The Towns and Municipal Policy Secretary of PSOE, Gaspar Zarrías, met with mayors from his party, Monday (25th), to define proposals for reforms of the law on local government, including regulation of the salaries of mayors and councillors. In a statement Zarrías said he believed they should include limits on the salaries of locally elected representatives and staff who serve the local authority, as sometimes “public salaries scandalise some citizens.” The aim, he adds, is to introduce “rationality and common

sense to the scheme.” The proposal will analyse the work done by the mayors, and provide provision that the remuneration they receive shall not exceed the limits established in the State Budget. Their wage packet should also be in proportion to the council’s budget and the size of the municipality.

The IGN (Instituto Geográfico Nacional) has recorded more than 60 tremors in El Hierro since 21.30 on Sunday (25th). Three of the stronger ones have been felt by the public, the largest was just after 9am, of 3.8 on the Richter scale, at a depth of 19 km. Geologists are following the evolution of the situation in case a new eruption phase is about to start.

The Official College of Geologists, ICOG, has voiced their concern at the increased activity. Vice President and volcanologist, José Luis Barrera, said the origins of the quakes was tectonic, that is to say the rock breaks up at an average depth of between 18 and 20km. He said it was still too early for any prognosis, whether this was normal or the start of more volcanic activity on the island.

Gaspar Zarrías (far right)

El Hierro Eruption Continues

Woman Dies After Falling From Catamaran

The owner of a tourist catamaran died on Tuesday night (26th) at the Puerto Rico pier in the south of Gran Canaria, after falling into the bilge of the boat. A crew member is also in critical condition after suffering asphyxiation from fumes while trying to help her. Sources from the Protección Civil and Policía Local in the City of Mogán, told a local news agency that the accident occurred at about 20.12 hours, when the catamaran “Supercat” suffered a break down in its bilge system (the equivalent of a septic tank on a boat). One of the crew opened the lid of the bilge to see what had happened and subsequently fainted by breathing toxic fumes emanating from the tank. Luckily, the person managed to leave the area and quickly recovered. Apparently, the owner of the boat, one of the largest catamarans in the archipelago, went to see what was happening, when she became dizzy and fell into the bilge. Two colleagues came to help her and were intoxicated by the fumes emanating from the septic tank. In fact, one of them also fell inside. As reported by the Canarian Government’s 1-1-2 emergency service, when medical teams arrived at the scene, two of those affected were in cardiac arrest and a third

CajaCanarias Bank Staff Stage Protest

A wide representation of the 1,100 workers of CajaCanarias bank protested on Tuesday (26th) outside the headquarters of the organisation in Santa Cruz de Tenerife to protest against the “pressures” of using the new restructuring, associated with the merger with CaixaBank.

The protesters say that the new working regime is mandatory, and not the supposedly “voluntary” service, as described by the management. Sources close to the business have explained that CajaCanarias has until 15th July to carry out further restructuring that will affect about 150 people in the current workforce. The bank is offering early voluntary retirement to its workers over 54 years of

age, with compensation of 33 days per year worked, and suspension of contracts for a period of one year, extendable to two in a restructuring agreement negotiated with the unions. According to these sources, Cajacanarias has “broken” their promise, by applying pressure to the workers to take up the offer. Workers’ union, CCOO, presented the Labour Inspectorate with a complaint against Civic Banking for breach of

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employment agreement and undermining freedom of association. The CaixaBank absorption requires a new adjustment for overlapping offices, particularly in the province of Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Between the two entities, the banks’ branches add up to 360 (210 CajaCanarias and 150 CaixaBank) and almost 1,800 employees (1,100 from CajaCanarias and 692 from CaixaBank).

had symptoms of poisoning, but was conscious and oriented. The Emergency staff, along with a doctor and nurse at the Mogán health centre, gave advanced cardiopulmonary resuscitation to the two most serious intoxicated and were able to revive the man, but not the woman. The body of the 50-year-old deceased woman, whose identity was

not released, remained in the harbour, guarded by the Guardia Civil, until the judge ordered its removal. The most seriously affected, a man of 45, has been evacuated to the Hospital Universitario Insular de Gran Canaria in a critical condition. The third injured person, a 55-yearold man, suffered a mild intoxication, of which he has been treated at the health centre in Arguineguin.


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Tenerife Weekly - 29th June - 5th July 2012 money matters

Spain’s banks would need as much as 62 billion Euros in capital to withstand a worstcase economic scenario, according to two consulting firms hired by the government to conduct stress tests on the lenders. Oliver Wyman Ltd. & Roland Berger Strategy Consultants estimated banks would need between 51 billion euros and 62 billion euros should Spanish gross domestic product shrink by 6.5 percent. The study didn’t consider potential losses on government bonds. “This exercise adds information and it’s information that is not unfavorable,” said Fernando Restoy, deputy governor of the Bank of Spain, as he presented the analysis at a press conference in Madrid today. “The majority of institutions are in a comfortable situation.” Spain hired the two firms last month to estimate the capital shortfall at the nation’s banks. Economy Minister Luis de Guindos has said Spain will use the results of the studies to determine how much money it might need to draw from the 100 billion euros made available by Europe after it requested funding to clean up banks. U.K. retail sales rose more than economists forecast in May, recovering some of the ground lost the previous

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month when poor weather damped demand. Sales including auto fuel gained 1.4 percent from April, the Office for National Statistics said today in London. Excluding fuel, sales increased 0.9 percent in May. While easing inflation is

easing the squeeze on Britons’ incomes, the government’s austerity plan and Britain’s relapse into a recession are undermining confidence. Bank of England Governor Mervyn King was overruled in his call for more stimulus

Facebook.com/TenerifeWeekly this month, as he warned the euro-region crisis was a “black cloud” darkening the prospects for the U.K. economy. The pound pared its decline against the dollar after the data were published. It traded at $1.5697 as of 9:33 a.m. in London, down 0.1 percent from 21st June. Bank of England policy makers split 5-4 at their meeting this month when they kept their bond-purchase target unchanged at 325 billion pounds. Still, most officials “judged that some further economic stimulus was either warranted immediately or would probably become warranted to meet” the 2 percent inflation target, according to the minutes of the meeting, published 20th June. The central bank also said that the “risks to U.K. and global activity from financial distress and political tension within the euro area had intensified again.” Call to find out how we can help you get the best rates and save your transfer fees. Contact the Tenerife office on +34 922 971 781 / 687 906 607 or email carol.s@currenciesdirect.com. The contents of this report are for information purposes only. It is not intended as a recommendation to trade or a solicitation for funds. Currencies Direct cannot be held responsible for any loss or damages arising from any action taken following consideration of this information.


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News Corp Shares Rise On Reports Of Asset Split Shares in News Corporation have risen 2.4% in Australia following reports that the company may be split in two. The Wall Street Journal, which is owned by News Corp, said that the TV and entertainment businesses would be separated from publishing. The Murdoch family, which has 40% of the voting shares, would retain control of both. The split would put the 39% stake in BSkyB in a separate company from its scandalhit UK newspapers. News Corp declined to comment on the reports. “This will be widely seen as a non-denial confirmation, since News Corp has in the past shot down other reports of its plans to quarantine the hacking debacle,” said BBC business editor Robert Peston. The reported split would put film and television businesses including 20th Century Fox and the Fox broadcasting network in one company. The other company would contain publishing businesses such as the Wall Street Journal and the Times newspaper, as well as the HarperCollins publishing house. The publishing business would be the

smaller of the two, representing around 25% of current News Corp revenues and 10% of profits, Robert Peston said. Media consultant Theresa Wise said preventing a “reputational bleed” from the newspapers involved in the hacking scandal to the other parts of the business was not the only reason the split would make sense. “The media side of the business is a much faster growth business... the publishing side of the business, the books and the newspapers, are very slow or no-growth businesses,” she said. “The whole company of News Corp is less highly valued because investors can’t split out the slow growth from the faster growth.”

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The CEOE, Spanish Confederation of Business Organisations, has called for a reduction in the number of politicians. They say that there should be fewer politicians but they should be ‘better paid’. The CEOE is to reduce its own workforce by 157 by the end of the year, bringing a 36.9% reduction over the past two years. CEOE President, Juan Rosell, has called for a banking and fiscal union. The Government wants to see a reduction in the worldwide number of ‘ambassadors’ from the regional governments. The current number is 192, and central government wants that to be cut to 26. They say they will offer their embassies to the regions. Only La Rioja, Valencia and Castilla y León have reached agreement with the Government so far. The Anti-Corruption Prosecutors’ Office is to take legal action against the directors of Novacaixagalicia, Julio Fernández Gayoso, José Luis Pego, Gregorio Gorriarán Laza, Óscar Rodríguez Estrada and Francisco Javier García de Paredes Moro. The prosecutor considers that they abused the functions of their post and hid from the board and the Bank of Spain the size of their retirement packages. The prosecutor considers that improvements to their contracts could constitute a claim of disloyal administration or misappropriation. Later on Monday afternoon, the Chairman of the bank, Mauro Valera, announced his resignation and apologised for the sale of the preferential shares. He said he regretted saying that the sale ‘was perfectly legal and that people knew what they were getting into’. A pensioner couple from Madrid, Luis and María de los Ángeles, who are unable to read, have denounced Bankia for selling them 56,000 euros worth of preferential shares. The husband has sight problems, and the wife is unable to read, and claim the bank told them it was a product without risk. Luis said, ‘I almost had a heart attack and fainted when I realised what had happened’. Santander has completed the sale of its business in Colombia. The bank closed the sale deal with Banco Santander Colombia and other subsidiaries for about 983 million euros. The Ministry for Health has announced that there are 200,000 fraudulent pensioners’ heath cards currently ‘in action’. The number was found when data was crossed between ministries to apply the new pharmaceutical tax which operates in function of income and which comes into operation on 1st July. Minister for Health, Ana Mato, said that the 45 million users of the public system have been assigned a code which will indicate what they will have to pay for their medicines. She said that in the future large families would pay less for their medicaments. Under the changes, pensioners will have to pay for their medicines, unless they have a non-contributory pension or a minimum income. The unemployed who are getting no benefit will not have to pay for their medicaments, but workers who have an annual income over 18,000 eiros will pay 50% or 60% depending on their income. The IBEX 35 has not been impressed with Spain’s letter and the response from Brussels and has closed down 3.67% at 6,624.0. It’s the second biggest daily fall of the year. The forthcoming downgrade of many of the banks to ‘junk bond’ status has not helped the markets either.

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Eurozone Leaders Agree Economic Growth Package

Leaders of the Eurozone’s four biggest nations have agreed in principle to measures to boost growth equal to 1% of the currency area’s economic output. Germany, France, Italy and Spain outlined plans to push for a 130bn-euros (£104bn; $163bn) package. But analysts suggest that with little or no new money involved, the significance of the agreement between the four was more symbolic than actual. There is also still no consensus on issues such as common Eurobonds. “We want there to be a significant European growth package,” said Italian PM Mario Monti. He appeared at the press conference alongside Spanish PM Mariano Rajoy, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Francois Hollande. The four met in Rome ahead of an EU summit on the euro crisis next week.

The growth package is expected to comprise several measures already in the works to boost spending on infrastructure and other investments, backed by European taxpayer money: Increasing the capital of the European Investment Bank by 10bn euros, which would enable the EU government-backed institution to increase its lending capacity by several times that amount; Fully deploying unused money in the European Commission’s regional funds; The creation of panEuropean “project

bonds” - common debts used to finance specific investment projects such as the construction of pan-European transport networks. The agreement may represent a political victory for the recently elected French president, who has demanded a growth pact despite strong reservations expressed by his Germany counterpart. The leaders also sought to agree other proposals on closer integration including a banking union and a financial transactions tax - to be put forward at the broader EU summit.


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British Twin Arrested For Killing His Brother A British teenager has been arrested for killing his twin brother over a ‘stupid’ argument. Ryan Goodman, 19, has confessed to killing his brother Michael Goodman in Spain over some money stolen from their mother’s purse. The body of 17-yearold Michael Goodman was discovered on 21st April this year, just 10 meters from his front door. The discovery was made by a local man hunting for asparagus 14 months after Goodman disappeared from his home in Vallada, near Valencia. While he disappeared in February 2011, his mother only reported it to police in May that year. According to neighbours she believed he might have returned to England and was ‘prone’ to disappear for periods of time. His twin has now confessed to the killing, but insists it was an ‘accident’. He told the police they had been arguing about ‘something stupid’ after their mother had shouted at them for taking money from her purse without permission. After she left, a fight broke out between the brothers

Six Arrested For Madrid Metro Protest

Police in Madrid on Friday (22nd) arrested six people in connection with two coordinated stoppages of the Metro system in protest against the rise in ticket prices imposed by the regional government.

The first action occurred on 25 th April, when 13 trains on nine lines were halted at stations when protestors pulled the emergency lever. The second, on 29 th May, brought 10 trains

with them each blaming the other. During the argument Ryan pushed his brother, who hit his head on a doorknob. Seeing his brother had no pulse, Ryan reportedly told police he was ‘very scared’ and decided to hide the body. He is alleged to have then dragged the body just outside the garden and left him in undergrowth next to a footpath, just meters from the house. The Goodmans still live in the country house between the villages of Moixent and Vallada. According to neighbours they have lived there for a couple of years with their

mother, grandmother and a younger brother and sister. They were all attending school in Vallada. A resident of Moixent who was collecting wild asparagus in the Sierra de l’Ombria found the bones in April this year. While the body had completely biodegraded a DNA sample given by the mother last year confirmed it was the body of Ryan. The case has now been forwarded to the youth court in Xativa as Ryan was a minor at the time of the incident. He will spend the next six months in a juvenile detention centre.

Ex-Tourism Councillor Sent To Prison The ex-Tourism Councillor on the Baleares, Francesc Buils, from the Unió Mallorquina party (UM), has been given a three year prison sentence for embezzlement by the Palma Court. He was found to have given an ex-Mayor of his party in Sóller, Antonio Arbona, 15,000 euros of public money in 2007 and 2008 for projects which were never carried out. The money went to pay the workers of the nationalist party, which disappeared at the last legislature following the numerous corruption cases affecting it. The Prosecutor had asked for four years in prison for Buils.

He becomes the sixth front line politician to be condemned on the Baleares, since there were cases of corruption found in 20032007 and 2009 and 2011.

British Man Found Dead In Alicante

The Guardia Civil has opened an investigation to determine what caused the death of a 57 year British man whose body was found on Tuesday morning (26th) in an urbanisation in San Fulgencio, Alicante. The man has not yet been officially named. The body showed no signs of violence,

according to sources close the case, quoted by Europa Press. Several residents of the urbanisation La Marina, called the authorities when they found the body of the man ‘thrown’ in a residential street at 8am. The Guardia Civil has opened an investigation to try to establish cause of death.

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on seven lines to a standstill. The detainees, aged between 20 and 27, face potential jail terms of between six months and five years on public disorder charges. The government delegate in Madrid, Cristina Cifuentes, said the tip-off to the suspects’ whereabouts came from the 15-M protest movement, which “does not agree with the methods” used by the groups behind the stoppages.

Rajoy Warns Of “Difficult” Reforms Still To Come

Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy announced on Monday (25th) that more economic reforms are to come, but did not go into any further detail.

Speaking at a meeting of the country’s largest employers association, the CEOE, he said that these reforms would be “difficult” and would arrive “soon, before the end of the year.” He also said that the government was willing to “correct what needs to be corrected and reform what needs reforming.” During his speech, Rajoy called for decisions to be taken by European Union countries on the measures that are necessary to save the euro and deal with the banking and sovereign debt crisis. “The political message must be emphatic and the calendar for integration needs to be clear,” he said, after stating that one of his objectives was the creation of “a joint European agency for debt and issues.” In other words, Eurobonds. Before speaking at the meeting, the head of the CEOE, Juan Rosell, took the floor. The business leader used the opportunity to call on the government to go even further than it already has with reforms to the labour market. A wide-ranging change to the laws — which, among other things, has made the cost to businesses of sacking employees cheaper — will be signed off by Congress this week. Rosell used the example of Germany, where Chancellor Schröder carried out

labour reforms in four phases between 2002 and 2005. “While the labour reforms have been far reaching, and they are the first measures to be taken, we have to evaluate their impact with a view to continued reforms,” he said. “We need to make the Spanish labour market one of the most flexible in Europe.” The business leader also sought to play down the problem of unemployment in Spain, which is currently running at 24.3-percent. “When we talk about Spain, and we compare it with other countries, it would be good if we made a few observations: firstly that our figures include the early-retired as unemployed; secondly, that the use of part-time contracts here is half the figure in Germany; thirdly, that the rate of women in work has risen 18 points in 30 years; fourth, that of the 10 million foreigners who entered the EU 15 [the euro countries] between 1998 and 2008, 50-percent of them came to Spain.” Rosell also called on his fellow CEOE members to do their part by leading the way when it comes to collective bargaining with employees. “It’s one of the major commitments that the CEOE and its organisations must assume,” he said.


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Suspicious Deaths in Toledo K i l l e r Wa s S o n ’ s

‘Worst Nightmare’

Police are investigating the death of a baby in a house fire in the town of Torrijos (Toledo), where the father also died. He was found in the yard below, after jumping off the balcony, while the mother was taken to Toledo Hospital with head injuries. Speaking to reporters, the deputy Minister in Toledo, José Julian Gregory, said that although there are indications that this could be another episode of violence against women, he could not confirm it one hundredpercent because the police are still investigating the incident. The dead man, a Moroccan national, was arrested by the Guardia Civil on 15th May this year for attempting to kidnap a child who was with his grandfather in a park in Torrijos. The mayor of Torrijos, Juan José Gómez Hidalgo, told reporters that the perpetrator’s intention had been to kidnap the child and use him as a bargaining tool to exchange for his own new-born daughter, who was in the neonatal unit in Cádiz hospital at the time. However, sources could not confirm whether the baby

Mayor of Torrijos, Juan José Gómez Hidalgo found dead in Torrijos is discovered the body of a the same baby girl who was Moroccan national in the in Cádiz hospital in May and courtyard of the block, and was being claimed by the found a fire on one of the floors. Inside the burning now deceased father. The incident occurred apartment, officers found a at about 05.50 hours on dead baby, with no external Tuesday (26th) when the signs of violence, and a Guardia Civil and local police woman with head injuries. The mother was taken to in Torrijos received calls about a disturbance in an the Virgen de la Salud hospital apartment. A couple, both in Toledo, and the baby’s Moroccan, were arguing body is being examined to and there were shouts establish whether it died of and crashes inside the injuries inflicted directly by its father or from smoke apartment. When they reached the inhalation as a result of the apartment building, officers fire.

The Popular Party (PP) government has suggested that Bildu, the radical pro-independence coalition that has ruled in many Basque municipalities since May 2011, might be engaging in behaviour that would warrant outlawing it from political life. Interior Minister, Jorge Fernández, has questioned a public subsidy that may be granted by the city of San Sebastián for a documentary on ETA inmates. If it does, he said, it would be one of the causes for outlawing a party given the green light in a recent Constitutional Court ruling. However, this does not mean that the government would immediately request that Bildu be outlawed. Instead, Interior sources say, the group’s movements will be closely monitored. The

PP spokesman in Congress, Alfonso Alonso, said that “the countdown for a possible outlawing of Bildu and Amaiur [Bildu’s equivalent in national parliament] has begun.” Bildu spokeswoman Larraitz Ugarte warned the central government not to return to “recipes of the past,” in reference to the outlawing of Batasuna, ETA’s political wing, in 2003. Some of its

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members regrouped in coalitions such as Sortu, Bildu and Amaiur. Meanwhile, the leader of the Basque Nationalist Party, Iñigo Urkullu, met with Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy on Tuesday (26th) to discuss his strategy for consolidating the end of ETA terrorism. ETA announced a “cease in hostilities” last October but has yet to put down its weapons definitively.

Málaga Man Tries To Rob His Mother

A 27 year old man from Ronda (Málaga) has been arrested in connection with the theft from his mother’s home. He arranged for her to receive an SMS offering a false interview for a job in the Town Hall, to then take advantage of her

absence to carry out the theft. A statement from the Málaga Provincial Police Station says the mother has also been arrested after she had told the police that 2,500 euros in cash was missing, when in fact it was 280 euros.

A son of a British woman, Lianne Smith, who confessed to killing her children in a Spanish hotel room has told how he will never forgive her for her crimes. The 45 yearold former child protection worker, is facing 34 years in prison after she was found unanimously guilty by a jury of nine at the Provincial Court in Girona last Thursday (21st). She had admitted to suffocating Rebecca, five and 11-month-old Daniel on 17th May, 2010 in the Miramar Hotel, Lloret de Mar, after her long-term partner Martin Smith was arrested on child sex offences. She was found guilty

of their “abominable” murders after the jury rejected calls to acquit on grounds of insanity. On Monday, her 21 year-old son, Chris Smith, told of his grief and said he would never

forgive his mother for what she did. Mr Smith, from Newcastle, said the conviction of his mother brings an end to his “worst nightmare”.


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Queen Makes Landmark Visit to Ireland Big Ben Name

The Queen shook hands with Sinn Fein’s Martin McGuinness on Wednesday (27th) in a historic gesture that heralded a milestone in Anglo-Irish relations. The former IRA commander, now Stormont’s Deputy First Minister, and the Queen met behind closed doors in Belfast between 10.30am and 11.30am. Their handshake will remain private, but farewells between the Queen and Mr McGuinness were allowed to be filmed and photographed. It has been hailed as hugely significant by peace campaigners, while republican Mr McGuinness said it would reach out to hundreds of thousands of unionists, and comes during the Queen’s twoday Diamond Jubilee visit to Northern Ireland, which began on Tuesday. However, it was undoubtedly difficult for the 86-year-old monarch, who has seen members of her own family, notably Prince Philip’s much-loved uncle Earl Mountbatten of Burma, murdered by republicans. He was assassinated by an IRA bomb planted in his fishing boat in 1979. The gesture has also been the subject of huge debate among Sinn Fein members. But Mr McGuinness, who still faces questions about the true extent of his terrorist past despite his move into politics, himself made clear that he approved of the move. He said: ‘This is about stretching out the hand of peace and reconciliation to Queen Elizabeth, who represents hundreds of thousands of unionists in the north. I am an Irish republican now.

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Big Ben’s tower is to be renamed the Elizabeth Tower to mark the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, it has been announced.

After I meet with Queen Elizabeth, I will still be an Irish republican, and just as passionate about freedom, justice and peace, and reconciliation, as I was the day before.’ While it has been claimed that the Queen is not ‘in the business of doing deals’, she is being widely credited with clinching the historic meeting with Sinn Fein. For while republican leaders have often had to carefully prepare their grass roots for such symbolic moves, in this case it is the Queen who seems to have done the spade work. Her ground-breaking state visit to the Republic of Ireland last year made the latest development in the peace process possible. The series of engagements she carried out alongside the then-president of Ireland, Mary McAleese, were viewed as healing gestures on such a dramatic scale that they astounded many across the divided island.

In one of the most dramatic moments the Queen laid a wreath in Dublin’s Garden of Remembrance, which honours the generations of republicans who died fighting British rule in Ireland. There was also a royal visit to Croke Park, the 80,000-seater stadium that is the headquarters of the Gaelic Athletic Association. And at a special banquet in her honour the Queen also impressed observers by speaking in Irish. The cultural gestures - seen as public displays of respect to the Gaelic language and sports that her predecessors had historically sought to curb - had a major impact across Ireland. And in a carefully crafted address the Queen went even further by expressing her wish that Ireland’s troubled history with Britain could have been different.

Three Police Killed In Mexico City Airport Shooting Federal police officers, under investigation for drug trafficking, opened fire on fellow officers at Mexico City’s international airport, killing three, officials said. Two of the officers died at the scene on Monday (25th), while a third was transported to a hospital and died there. The officers who were shot were on their way to arrest the two gunmen after an investigation showed they had ties to a drug trafficking cell, the Public Security Ministry said in a statement. “The two officers under investigation opened fire to avoid arrest when they spotted the federal police’s investigation unit,” the ministry said. It was not clear whether there had

Federal police officers stand guard at Benito Juarez International Airport in Mexico City been any arrests. since December 2006, when The shooting took place at President Felipe Calderon Benito Juarez International announced plans to deploy Airport, the country’s troops in efforts to combat busiest. drug cartels. Last year, authorities The violence is worse there seized 198 pounds outside the heavily policed (90 kilograms) of cocaine, capital, though crime the ministry said. So far this still manages to creep in. year, they have seized 440 Murder rates in Mexico City pounds (200 kilograms) of are half the national rate of the drug. 18 per 100,000 residents More than 47,500 people and are lower than homicide have died in drug-related rates in U.S. cities like New violence throughout Mexico Orleans and Washington.

The decision has been made to change the name from the Clock Tower after a campaign supported by the three main party leaders as well as more than half of MPs. It was originally proposed by Conservative MP Tobias Ellwood in an early day motion backed by 40 MPs, which asked the House of Commons Commission to consider the change ‘in recognition of Her Majesty’s 60 years of unbroken public service on behalf of her country’. House of Commons authorities have now agreed the name change, intended to honour the Queen’s 60 years on the throne, can go ahead. The commission said the proposal was a welcome one and it ‘will arrange for this decision to be implemented in an

appropriate manner in due course’. This tribute is particularly fitting as the west tower at the Palace of Westminster, of which Big Ben is a part, had its name changed from King’s Tower to the Victoria Tower to pay tribute to the long reign of Queen Victoria - the only other monarch to have enjoyed a diamond jubilee.

100 meters deep, Ntabadde said. Additional equipment arrived in the remote area on Wednesday, to assist in the excavation. The Red Cross is working alongside members of the Ugandan army to relocate more than 1,000 people. “People are a bit reluctant to move until an incident like this happens. People want to stay near their homes and find out what happened to their loved ones and their belongings,” Ntabadde said.

Torrential downpours regularly cause landslides in the eastern part of the country, particularly in areas where heavy logging has left the land stripped of vegetation. Last August, at least 23 people died when a massive landslide swallowed homes in the Bulambuli district, about 300 kilometres (186 miles) from Kampala. In 2010, another landslide in the same region killed at least 87.

Eighteen Kil ed In Ugandan Landslides

The death toll from a landslide that buried three villages in eastern Uganda stood at 18 on Tuesday (26th), and rescue officials fear the figure will rise. Another nine were injured and countless more may be missing, the Red Cross said. Heavy rains sent rocks and mud crashing down on the villages in the mountainous district of Bududa on Monday, about 275 kilometres (170 miles) northeast of the capital, Kampala. At least 15 homes were destroyed, said Catherine Ntabadde of the Uganda Red Cross Society. “Last night district authorities requested all people in high risk places to move to a school that we are using as a primary camp,” Ntabadde said on Tuesday. No bodies have been recovered due to the heavy debris that has buried some of the victims


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Canadian Mall Collapses Gunmen ‘Kill Seven’ At Syrian

The search for at least two people buried in the rubble of a southern Ontario mall was set to resume on Wednesday (27th). Officials halted the rescue operation the day before, saying it was too dangerous for crews to continue looking for the missing people. The move outraged many residents. Ontario’s premier says crews have a new plan for how to reach the trapped people, but, he warns it’s risky. “And there is another option, and that option involves beginning to dismantle the building from the outside. Now, people need to understand there is real risk associated with this, because of the collapsed building and the structural stresses. It is not unlike a house of cards, and it might be that if you pull away at this wall in an effort

Pro-Assad Ikhbariya TV

Gunmen have attacked a Syrian pro-government TV channel, killing seven people, state media say.

to get access to somebody who’s trapped in there, it may cause other things to move and other things to tumble and crumble. But I thought that it was important that we exercise every option, explore every possible avenue, and, like the people up there, and like you here, I’m sure if it was your mom or your daughter or your brother and somebody came to you and said, ‘How far should we push,’ I think we’d all say we need to go as far as we possibly can to rescue these

individuals,” says Dalton McGuinty, Ontario Premier. The two people were trapped after part of the roof of the Algo Centre Mall caved in on Saturday afternoon in Elliot Lake. The collapse sent metal and concrete debris crashing through multiple levels of the building. At least 22 people suffered nonlife-threatening injuries. Officials believe at least one of the people they are searching for in the rubble is already dead.

India blamed the attacks on Lashkar-e-Tayyiba, a Pakistan-based terror group allied with al Qaeda. The group denied responsibility. Indian forces killed nine of the 10 gunmen and later put the lone survivor on trial. In May 2010, Mohammed Ajmal Kasab, a Pakistani who was photographed holding an assault weapon during the siege, was convicted of murder, conspiracy and waging war on India. Two Indian nationals accused of conspiracy in the case -Fahim Ansari and Sabauddin Ahmed -- were acquitted by the court in Mumbai. More than 160 people were killed in November 2008 attacks. Authorities said Kasab was trained by the al Qaeda organisation, which was banned in Pakistan in 2002 after an attack on India’s parliament. The development derailed

a fragile peace process between the nuclear-armed neighbours for about 15 months. Under American pressure, the two arch-rivals resumed their full spectrum of dialogue last year in their bid to build trust. The news of Jundal’s arrest comes ahead of next month’s meeting in New Delhi between Indian and Pakistani foreign secretaries. Pakistani diplomats said they will continue to cooperate with India on such matters. “Pakistan has been in the forefront in the campaign against terror,” a statement from the Pakistani high commission in New Delhi said. “As agreed at the highest level between Pakistan and India, terrorism is a common concern and counter-terrorism cooperation is in the mutual interest of both countries.”

India Makes Key Arrest In Mumbai Terror Plot

A key suspect in the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks that killed more than 160 people has been apprehended, Indian authorities said on Tuesday (26th). The Indian-born man, known as Abu Jundal, was recently arrested in New Delhi, said public prosecutor Ujjwal Nikam. “He was a key conspirator, who abetted the attack and carried out the planning,” according to Nikam, who did not say when the arrest was made. Investigators believe Jundal was on the phone coordinating the attack from Pakistan as 10 gunmen staged the bloody threeday siege throughout India’s commercial capital. “He was there in the terror control room,” Nikam said.” His voice was intercepted here.” While New Delhi police refused to comment on the arrest, the Mumbai court handling the case has issued a warrant asking that Jundal appear before it. The attacks targeted Mumbai’s Taj Mahal Palace and Tower and OberoiTrident hotels, the city’s historic Victoria Terminus train station and the Jewish cultural centre, Chabad House.

Journalists and security guards died in the attack on Ikhbariya TV south of Damascus, Sana news agency reported. Hours earlier, President Bashar al-Assad said Syria was in “a real state of war”, as US intelligence officials predicted a long, drawn-out struggle. The UN’s deputy envoy on Syria says the violence has “reached or surpassed” levels before the April ceasefire deal. Jean-Marie Guehenno told the UN Human Rights Council in Geneva that “time

was running out”. He was speaking shortly before a commission of inquiry gave details of its report on the Houla massacre on 25th May, in which 108 people died. Commission chairman Paulo Pinheiro told the council that “forces loyal to the government may have been responsible for many of the deaths” but he said his team had been unable to determine who was behind the massacre. Mr Pinheiro said the perpetrators were from one of three groups:

“shabiha” or other local militia from neighbouring villages, perhaps acting with the army; anti-government armoured groups; or foreign groups. “While the commission could not rule out the possibility of antigovernment fighters being responsible for the killing, this was considered very much unlikely,” he said. Syrian ambassador Faisal Khabbaz Hamoui condemned the meeting as “flagrantly political” and walked out of the hall.


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Christopher Eccleston plays Daniel Demoys, a stranger in his own life. He has gone from being an idealistic young man to a disillusioned and corrupt council official. Daniel is a mess. He’s drinking so much he’s having blackouts. He has also been passing council contract details to businessman Henry Pulis. When a row between the pair gets out of hand, an alcohol-fuelled Daniel beats Pulis brutally, leaving him in a coma. Desperate for help, Daniel seeks out his sister Lucy, a lawyer. Lucy is representing Nelson Venner, a young man speaking out against drug gangs. Lucy and Venner are giving a press statement when a car slows and a gun appears from the window. Daniel impulsively throws himself in front of Venner, taking the bullet. When Daniel wakes in hospital, he is unaware his impulsive act is all over the news, and a nurse, Donna, explains he’s being lauded as a hero. Daniel is lucky to have cheated death. It’s a wake-up call. Maybe he has a chance to be a better man. Elsewhere, Henry Pulis lies in intensive care. Daniel is wracked with guilt and desperate to pay for his sins. When political consultant Jerry Durrans visits Daniel to suggest he could be a viable candidate in the city’s first mayoral election, Daniel is sceptical. Yet the seed of an idea has been planted and he has been set on the unlikely path to being elected his city’s first political mayor. But Daniel remains a man with the blackest of secrets, desperate to make a stab at redemption.

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6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 7:00am ���������������������������������������������������������������������Roar 7:30am ������������������������ The League of Super Evil 7:45am ���������������������������������������Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am ������������������������������������������������������ Newsround 8:00am ��������������������������������� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am ������������������������������Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 8:45am ������������������������������������������������� Big and Small 8:55am ���������������������������������������������������������������Dipdap 9:00am �����������������������������������������Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��������������������������������������Little Charley Bear 9:20am �����������������������������Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ������������������������������������������� Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9:40am ������������������������������������ The Koala Brothers 9:55am ����������������������������������������������Woolly and Tig 10:00am �������������������������Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:10am �������������������������������������������������������Waybuloo 10:30am ��������������������������������� In the Night Garden 11:00am ����������������������������������������The Daily Politics 11:30am ��������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 3:25pm �������������������������������������������������������Deadly Art 3:40pm �����������������������Prank Patrol Down Under 4:05pm �������������������������������� Me and My Monsters 4:30pm ������������������������������������������������������� Blue Peter 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������� Newsround 5:10pm ����������������������������������������������������������Copycats 5:40pm �����������������������������������������Shaun the Sheep 5:50pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 8:00pm ���������������������� Today at Wimbledon 9:00pm ������ Simon Schama’s Shakespeare Simon explores Shakespeare’s attitude to the other great subject of his day - kingship. He looks at the ways in which Shakespeare’s most profound tragedies - Richard II, Hamlet, Macbeth, King Lear -may have been inspired by his own experiences writing for the courts of Elizabeth I and James I. 10:00pm ������������������������������������������ Episodes 10:30pm ���������������������������������������Newsnight 11:00pm �������������������������� The Review Show 11:50pm ���������������Welcome to Collinwood 1:10am ���������������������������������������������������Taken 2:40am �������������������������������������������BBC News

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6:00am ����������������������������������������������������������Daybreak 8:30am ������������������������������������������������������������Lorraine 9:25am �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ������������������������������������������������This Morning 11:25am ��������������������������������������������������������ITV News 11:30am ������������������������������������������������This Morning 12:30pm ��������������������������������������������Loose Women 1:30pm �����������������������������ITV News and Weather 2:00pm �������������������������May the Best House Win 3:00pm ����������������������������������Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm �����������������������������������������A Touch of Frost 5:00pm ������������������������������������������������������� The Chase 6:00pm ������������������������������� London Tonight 6:30pm ������������������ ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ��������������������������������������� Emmerdale A drunk Jai finds solace in the arms of someone unexpected. Lisa is ashamed when she has to borrow money from Charity. Paddy’s complex deepens when Robbie makes him feel like an old man. 7:30pm ���������������������������Coronation Street Sean goes too far this time. All hell breaks loose as the Rovers gets an inspection. Carla confides her worries about Peter. 8:00pm �����������������������������������Grimefighters Dagenham property manager Tony despairs as he uncovers one of the worst houses he has ever seen and Wolverhampton litterpicker Lew gets more than he bargained for when clearing a fly tip. 8:30pm ���������������������������Coronation Street Chaos at the Rovers sparks an unlikely truce. Carla warns Peter he could lose Simon. Marcus and Sean make a tough decision. 9:00pm ����������������������������������������� The Circus The Paulo family has been performing in circuses since the 1800s, and theirs is run by Big Kenny with the help of his wife Kath and their three sons. 10:00pm �����������������������������ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm �������������������������������Public Enemies Action thriller set in the Great Depression about notorious bank robber John Dillinger, who stole from big businesses but never ordinary citizens and became something of a folk hero. 1:00am ������������������������������������������ The Store

6:05am ������������������������ Lee Pearson ‘Lone Rider’ 6:10am �������������������������������������������������������������Sali Mali 6:15am ������������������������������������������������������� The Hoobs 6:40am ������������������������������������������������������ The Hoobs 7:05am ���������������������������������������� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ������������������������������������������According to Jim 8:00am �������������������Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ���������������������������������������������������������������Frasier 9:00am ������������������������Undercover Boss Canada 10:00am ����������������������������Relocation, Relocation 11:00am ����������������������� You Deserve This House 12:00pm ���������������������������������������� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ������Oscar Pistorius ‘One Giant Leap’ 12:10pm �����������������������Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:40pm �������������������� How to Cook Like Heston 1:15pm ��������������������� The Great Sioux Massacre 3:10pm ���������������������������������������������������� Countdown 4:00pm �������������������������������������������� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 5:30pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm �����������������������������������The Simpsons 6:30pm ������������������������������������������� Hollyoaks Joel finds himself in an explosive situation as Brendan’s enemies use him as a pawn in their plan to get revenge. Can Brendan save him in time? Walker is riled that the walls are closing in as Lynsey keeps digging into his past. 7:00pm ������������������������������� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��������������������������������������4thought.tv 8:00pm �������������������������Come Dine with Me In a week of surprises that include wetsuits and Willy Wonka outfits, David Hasselhoff mega-fan and solar panel engineer Julian Haddock kicks off the West Yorkshire competition with a German theme that includes beer soup and a techno rave in the shed - all a bit of a gamble considering he’s never been to Germany. 9:00pm ���������The Million Pound Drop Live 10:30pm ���������������������������� 8 Out of 10 Cats 11:20pm ����������������Stand Up for the Week 12:10am �����������������������������������Random Acts 12:15am ���������������������������������������Date Movie 1:40am ������������������������������� My Name is Earl 2:05am ������������������������������ The Wrong Turn 2:10am ����������The Million Pound Drop Live

The Circus ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm This brand new documentary offers a unique insight into life on the road with one of Britain’s oldest family circuses. The Paulo family has been performing in circuses since the 1800s. Having spanned a number of generations, the Paulo family are currently running their own circus, led by Big Kenny with the help of his wife, Kath, and their three sons, Kenny Junior, Leigh and Patrick. Being part of a circus means there are great highs that come from the satisfaction of the crowd, but this doesn’t come without a number of lows.

Life on the road can be tough. As well as it being hard to maintain relationships, things most people take for granted such as water, electricity and internet access are in short supply. Big Kenny is worried about low ticket sales, and rising petrol prices are also cause for huge concern. Amanda, who is a distant relative of the Paulo’s and is a trapeze artiste and horse trainer for the circus, worries about the constant abuse she receives from protesters against animals in circuses.


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2 9 6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 9:00am �������������������������������������������������������������������Olivia 9:15am ����������������������������������������� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ������������ Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ������������������������������������5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ���������������������������������������������������Big Brother 1:15pm �������������������������������������������Home and Away 1:45pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 2:15pm ����������������������������������������������������Monkey Life 2:45pm ��������������������������������������������������Monte Walsh 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������5 News at 5 5:30pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 6:00pm �������������������������������Home and Away 6:30pm ����������������������������������������������� 5 News 7:00pm �������������������������������������� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ���������������������������Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 9:00pm ��������������������������������������� Big Brother 10:00pm ���������������������������������� The Bachelor 11:00pm ������ Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

6:50am ���������������������� Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:15am �����������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 9:25am �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ������������������������������ The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ���������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 12:00pm ��������������������������������������������������Emmerdale 1:00pm ���������������������� Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 6:00pm �������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ������������������������������������������� The Cube 8:00pm ��������������������� You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm ������������������������������������Love Actually 11:45pm ������������������������������������Take Me Out

7:00pm ����������������������������������� Top Gear USA Tanner, Adam and Rutledge make versions of their favourite TV and movie cars and compete to see whose is best. 7:45pm ����������������������������������� Top Gear USA Rutledge, Adam and Tanner decide that driving big rigs can’t be as difficult as everyone says, and to prove it, set themselves the challenge of delivering tons of precious (and explosive) cargo across Michigan after only a few hours practice. 8:30pm ����������������������� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 9:00pm ����������������������������������������� Dead Boss 9:30pm ����������������������������Live at the Apollo 10:00pm ������������������������������������� EastEnders 10:30pm ����������������������������Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11:15pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 12:00am ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:45am ��������������������������������������� Dead Boss 1:15am �������������������������� Live at the Electric 1:45am ������������������������������Russell Howard’s Good News Extra

8:55am ��������������������������������������������Deal or No Deal 9:55am �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 10:30am ������������������������������������A Place in the Sun 11:05am ������������������������������������A Place in the Sun 11:40am ���������������������������������������������� Carry on Dick 1:25pm ����������������������������������������������������� Time Team 2:30pm �������������������������������������Time Team Special 3:35pm ����������������������������� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm �������������������������������������A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ������������������� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6:50pm ������������������������ Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ����������������������������������Grand Designs 9:00pm �������������������������������������Kiss the Girls Disturbing thriller about the hunt for a killer known only as Casanova - who has kidnapped a number of women and murdered two of them. 11:15pm ������������������������������������������� Coppers 12:20am ���������������������� Come Dine with Me 1:25am ����������������������������������Grand Designs 2:35am ��������������������������������������������� Coppers

6:00am �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 6:55am ��������������������������Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8:00am ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 8:45am ����������������������������Ruth Rendell Mysteries 9:50am ����������������������������Ruth Rendell Mysteries 10:55am ����������������������������������������Inspector Morse 1:10pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 2:10pm ������������������������������������ Murder, She Wrote 3:15pm ��������������������������Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4:20pm ��������������������������������������������������Countrywise 4:55pm �����������������������������������������������World Kitchen 5:20pm ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 5:55pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat

6:00am ���������������������������������������The Professionals 6:50am ������������������������������������������������������������ Batman 7:50am ��������������������������������������������������������������� Minder 8:55am ���������������������������������������������������The Fall Guy 9:55am ��������������������������������������������� Quantum Leap 10:55am �������������������������������������The Professionals 11:55am ������������������������������������������������������������ Minder 12:55pm �����������������������������Euro 2012 Highlights 1:55pm ��������������������������������������������� Quantum Leap 2:55pm ���������������������������������������������������The Fall Guy 3:55pm ������������������������������������������������������������ Batman 5:00pm ���������������������������������������The Professionals

7:00pm ������������������������� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �������������������������������������������������� Monk 9:00pm ����������������������������� A Touch of Frost 11:10pm ���������������������������������������� Elizabeth: The Golden Age 1:20am ����������������������������� A Touch of Frost 3:00am ���������������������������� ITV3 Nightscreen

6:00pm ��������������������������������� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ������������������������������������������Imploders 8:00pm ����������������������������������������������� Minder 9:00pm ���������������������������������� Sudden Death 11:15pm ����������������������������������������������Soldier 1:15am ���������������������������� The Professionals 2:15am ���������������������������������������������� Film File 2:25am ���������������������������� ITV4 Nightscreen

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2:00am �����������������������Everyone Says I Love You Holden and Skylar are in love with each other. Skylar lives with a large and extended family in Manhattan. Her parents, Bob and Steffi have been married to each other for many years. Joe, a friend of theirs, who has a daughter, DJ. 4:00am ����������������������������������������������Wild Wild West Special government agent James West and his co-hort Artemus Gordon, team up to thwart the diabolical Dr Arliss Loveless who is plotting to assassinate the President of the United States with the aid of a huge, walking weapon-transport vehicle called “The Tarantula.” 6:00am �������������������������������Night At the Museum A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc. 10:00am ��������������������������������������15 Unforgettable Hollywood Tragedies 11:00am ������������������������������������� Before And After When teenage son Jacob is being accused of murdering his girlfriend, the well-respected and close-knit Ryan family is in turmoil. Jacob flees, father Ben destroys possible evidence, the village community turns hostile and mother Carolyn is forced to temporarily close her doctor’s practice. 1:00pm ������The Nightmare before Christmas 3:00pm ����������������������������������� Reese Witherspoon 4:00pm �������������������������������Night At the Museum A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc. 6:00pm ������������������������������Doctor Dolittle 2 The continuing tale of the doctor who can talk to the animals--this time, it’s Dolittle versus Darwin when the animals launch a labor strike to protect their forest from unscrupulous human developers. Dolittle quickly comes up with a plan: populate the forest with a species of animal that the law protects. 10:30pm ���������������������������������������� Notorious Notorious is the story of Christopher Wallace. Through raw talent and sheer determination, Wallace transforms himself from Brooklyn street hustler (once selling crack to pregnant women) to one of the greatest rappers of all time; THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.


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s a tu r d a y 6:00am ���������������������������������������������������������Breakfast 10:00am ���������������������������������������Saturday Kitchen 11:30am ����������������������������������������Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 12:00pm ����������������������������������������������������� BBC News 12:10pm �������������������������������������BBC London News 12:15pm ������������������������������������������������Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 Sue Barker presents further coverage from this year’s Championships at Wimbledon. On this day last year, teenage qualifier Bernard Tomic emerged as the latest in a long and distinguished line of Australians to thrive on the All England grass, beating fifth seed Robin Soderling to reach the fourth round. 6:10pm �������������������������������������������BBC News 6:20pm ����������������������������BBC London News 6:30pm ����������������� Raiders of the Lost Ark Action-packed adventure epic in which an intrepid archaeologist tries to beat a band of Nazis to a unique religious relic which is central to their plans for world domination. 8:20pm ���������������������The National Lottery: Secret Fortune 9:10pm ���������������������������������������������Casualty Sam’s return to the Army is jeopardised when a fellow soldier asks her to lie for him and Lloyd is less than impressed with new nurse Fletch. 10:00pm �����������������������������������������BBC News 10:20pm ������������������������� Mrs. Brown’s Boys With Dermot and Maria’s wedding just weeks away, the Brown household is in crisis. Agnes Brown’s son Dermot wants to ask his childhood friend Buster to be best man, but Agnes has set her heart on her eldest boy Mark. 10:50pm ��������������������������Live at the Apollo Stand Up for the Week star Jack Whitehall presents comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo, with Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi. 11:35pm �������������������������������������������� Red Eye Thriller in which a hotel manager’s family is threatened during an overnight flight by a fellow passenger who wants to use her hotel in the planned assassination of a government official. 12:50am ����������������������������������Weatherview

6:00am �������������������������������������������The Pingu Show 6:10am ������������������������������������������� Pinky Dinky Doo 6:25am ���������������������������������������������������Timmy Time 6:35am ��������������������������������������������������Chuggington 6:45am ��������������������������������������������������� Rastamouse 7:00am ���������������������������������Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am ������������������������������������Dennis and Gnasher 7:40am ������������������������������The Scooby-Doo Show 8:05am ������������������Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 8:30am �������������������������������������������������The Slammer 9:00am ��������������Blue Peter’s Big Olympic Tour 9:30am �����������������������������������������Incredible Edibles 10:00am ��������������������������������������������My Genius Idea 10:30am ���������������������������������������������������������Splatalot 10:55am ������������������������������������������������������������ Ooglies 11:15am ���������������������������������������� MOTD Kickabout 11:30am ��������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 3:55pm ���������������������������� Escape to the Country 4:40pm ��������������������������������������������������������������� Flog It! 5:40pm �����������������������������������������������������Dad’s Army The Home Guard are given full responsibility for the defence of Walmington-On-Sea for one week. 6:10pm ����������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 Sue Barker hosts live coverage from the All England Club, where the third Grand Slam of 2012 is reaching the halfway point. 8:00pm ���������������������� Today at Wimbledon 9:00pm ��������������������������� The Hollow Crown The Hollow Crown brings together four filmed adaptations of Shakespeare’s History Plays - Richard II, Henry IV parts 1 and 2, and Henry V. Starting in the year 1399, this continuous story of monarchy follows events during sixteen years of dynastic and political power play. 11:20pm ��������������Shakespeare Uncovered Six Shakespearean actors and directors reveal the stories behind and the wonders within some of Shakespeare’s greatest plays. 12:20am ����������������������������������������������TOTP 2 1:20am ��������������� Nina’s Heavenly Delights Comedy. Following her father’s death, runaway Nina returns to Glasgow from London to take over the running of her dad’s beloved Indian restaurant, the Taj.

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6:00am �����������������������������������������������Signed Stories 6:10am ���������������������������������������������������� Engie Benjy 6:25am ������������������������� Olly the Little White Van 6:35am ��������������������������������������������� Fluffy Gardens 6:40am �����������������������������������������������������������The Hive 7:00am �������������������������������������������������������� Poppy Cat 7:10am ������������������������������������������������������������������Sooty 7:25am �����������������The Super Hero Squad Show 7:45am ���������������������������������� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am ���������������������������������Sonny with a Chance 8:25am ����������������������������������� Saturday Cookbook 9:25am ����������������������������������������������������������ITV News 9:30am ����������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:25am ��������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:20am �������������������������������The Real Housewives of New York City 12:20pm ��������������������������ITV News and Weather 12:30pm �������������������������������������������Murder is Easy 2:20pm �������� On Her Majesty’s Secret Service James Bond quits the secret service to track down his old enemy Blofeld, who is holed up in a mountain hideaway working on a scheme to devastate the world’s agriculture with biological weapons. 5:00pm ��������������������������������������������London Tonight 5:10pm �����������������������������ITV News and Weather 5:30pm �������������������������������� You’ve Been Framed!

6:00am �������������������� Nathan Stephens ‘Warrior’ 6:05am ������������������������������������������������������ The Hoobs 6:30am ������������������������������������������������������ The Hoobs 6:55am ���������������������������������������������������������British F3 7:25am ������������������������������������������� Mobil 1 The Grid 7:50am ���������������� Liz Johnson ‘Night Swimmer’ 7:55am �����������������������������������������The Morning Line 8:55am �����������������������������10 Years on the Beach 9:30am ����������������������������������������� T4 Movie Special 10:00am ����������������������������������������������������Love Shaft 10:40am ���������������������������������������������������������Revenge 11:40am ������������������������������The Big Bang Theory 12:15pm ������������������������������The Big Bang Theory 12:45pm �������������������������������������������� The Simpsons 1:20pm �������������������������������The Paralympic Show 1:55pm �����������������������������������������Channel 4 Racing Newcastle and Newmarket. All eyes turn to the North East for the Northumberland Plate, Newcastle’s popular two-mile contest. The start is near a bend, so the runners on the outside haven’t got much time to sort themselves out, prompting much speculation about the advantage of a low draw. 4:05pm ������������������������ Lee Pearson ‘Lone Rider’ 4:10pm �������������������������������������������� Deal or No Deal 5:10pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me 5:40pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm ���������������������������������������������Primeval Following a displaced raptor through an anomaly, Matt ends up in Victorian London. Realising the raptor is to blame for several gruesome murders in the area, he tracks it down - only to find Emily attempting to do the same. 7:00pm ������������������You Cannot be Serious! 7:30pm ��������������������� Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry is dismayed when the Ministry of Magic denies Voldemort’s return and appoints a nasty new teacher at Hogwarts to keep an eye on Dumbledore. 10:00pm ���������������� ITV News and Weather 10:20pm ������������������������������Mad Mad World 11:00pm ������������������������������������Take Me Out 12:10am ����������������������������������������� The Store 2:15am ��������������������������������������In Plain Sight

6:10pm �������������������������Come Dine with Me 6:40pm �������������������������Come Dine with Me 7:10pm �������������������������������� Channel 4 News 7:40pm ��������������������������������������4thought.tv 7:45pm �������������������������������������������� Iron Man Jon Favreau’s all-action movie stars Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark, the world’s richest and most powerful arms manufacturer and dealer. But, while demonstrating his latest weapon in the Middle East, he’s kidnapped by insurgents who are after his knowledge. 10:00pm �������The Million Pound Drop Live 11:40pm ���������������������������� Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead 1:45am ���������������How to Cope with Death 1:50am ������������������Stand Up for the Week 2:35am ��������������������������������������Comedy Lab 3:00am ���������The Million Pound Drop Live

Iron Man Channel 4 - 7:45 - 10:00 pm Jon Favreau’s all-action movie stars Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark, the world’s richest and most powerful arms manufacturer and dealer. But, while demonstrating his latest weapon in the Middle East, he’s kidnapped by insurgents who are after his knowledge. Kept prisoner with a fellow scientist, he constructs an iron exo-skeleton that gives him super-human strength and enables him to escape.

Back home, and now a reformed character, he refines his invention until he becomes Iron Man, scourge of warmongers at home and abroad. But not all of his enemies are out in the open and he soon faces a threat close to home. With Jeff Bridges as Obadiah Stane, Stark’s business partner, and Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts, his long-suffering but loyal personal assistant.


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3 0 6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 8:25am ����������������������������������������Angelina Ballerina 8:45am ����������������������������������������������������Rupert Bear 9:00am ������������ Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:10am ���������������������������������������The Mr Men Show 9:25am �������������������������������� Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ������������������������������������������������������Jelly Jamm 10:00am ������������������������������������������Big Body Squad 11:00am ���������������������������������������������������Big Brother 12:00pm Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 1:00pm ��������������������������������������������������Torpedo Run 2:50pm �������������������������������������������Cave of Outlaws 4:25pm ����������������������������������������������������������Rio Bravo 7:15pm ������������������������������ 5 News Weekend 7:20pm �����������������������������������������������������NCIS 8:10pm �����������������������������������������������������NCIS 9:00pm ��������������������������������������� Big Brother 10:00pm ����������������������������������Hostel: Part II 11:50pm ��������������������������� Inside Hollywood 12:00am �����������������������������������Super Casino

6:00am ������������������Coronation Street Omnibus 8:00am ���������������������������������Emmerdale Omnibus 11:25am �����������������������������������Holiday Showdown 12:20pm ������������������������������������������������Take Me Out 1:30pm �������� Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 2:30pm ���������������������������������America’s Got Talent 4:25pm ���������������������������������America’s Got Talent 5:20pm �������������������������������������������������������������Garfield 7:00pm �������������� Britain’s Got More Talent 8:00pm �������������� Britain’s Got More Talent 9:00pm ������������������The Bourne Ultimatum A former CIA hitman with amnesia joins forces with a London reporter to uncover the truth about his past. But when the reporter is killed, the assassin must find out who is responsible while dodging the bullets of those who wiped his memory in the first place. 11:20pm ���������������������������������Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 12:25am ������������������������� Kindergarten Cop 2:25am �������������������������������Love in the Wild

7:00pm ��������������������������������������Doctor Who There’s terror on the high seas, as the Doctor is stranded on a pirate ship where he must face an apparently deadly Siren... 7:45pm ��������������Doctor Who Confidential 8:00pm ��������������������������������������������Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May set out to end the chaos and misery that snowfall brings to Britain every year, using a combine harvester, some basic engineering skills and a quick trip to Norway. 9:00pm ������������������������������������������� Poseidon A luxury cruise ship is capsized by a rogue wave on New Year’s Eve, and a group of passengers try to find a way out of the ship as they fight for survivial. 10:30pm ����������������������� Live at the Electric 11:00pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:45pm ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:30am ����������������������������Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 1:15am ������������������������������������������ Dead Boss 1:45am ������������������������� Live at the Electric 2:15am ���������������Can We Trust the Police?

6:00am ��������������������������Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6:55am ���������������������������������Upstairs, Downstairs 8:00am ���������������������������������Upstairs, Downstairs 9:05am ������������������������������������������Inspector Morse 11:20am ����������������������������������������Inspector Morse 1:35pm ������������������������������������������Inspector Morse 3:50pm ������������������������������������������Inspector Morse 6:00pm ���������������Agatha Christie’s Marple Lymstock is a town with more than its share of shameful secrets - a town where even a sudden outbreak of anonymous hate mail causes only a minor stir. 8:00pm ����������������������������������������Doc Martin PC Penhale is having a birthday party and Martin doesn’t want to go. A local divorcee turns out to be a hypochondriac and takes a fancy to him - and Louisa is unsure of how to deal with this. 9:00pm �������������������������������������������������� Lewis 11:05pm ������������������������������������������������� Dave 1:10am ����������������� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2:00am ���������������������������� ITV3 Nightscreen

8:55am ����������������������������������������������������� Time Team 11:00am �����������������������������������Time Team Special 12:05pm ����������������������������������Time Team Special 1:10pm �����������������������������������������������Brighton Rock 3:00pm ����������������Location, Location, Location 3:35pm ����������������Location, Location, Location 4:40pm ����������������Location, Location, Location 5:50pm ����������������Location, Location, Location 6:55pm ��������Location, Location, Location 8:00pm ���������������Supersize v Superskinny 9:00pm �����������������������������������Terror at Sea: The Sinking of the Concordia A hundred years after the demise of the Titanic, the world was again shaken by a maritime disaster: the capsizing of the Costa Concordia. 10:05pm �����������������������������������Kiss the Girls 12:20am �������������Supersize v Superskinny 1:25am �����������������������������������Terror at Sea: The Sinking of the Concordia 2:25am ��������Location, Location, Location

6:10am ���������������������������������������The Professionals 7:00am ���������������������������������������������Tommy Cooper 7:30am ���������������������������������������������� Quantum Leap 8:20am ��������������������������������������������������������Imploders 9:20am �������������������������������������������������������������� Minder 10:20am ��������British National Elite Road Race Championship Highlights 11:25am �������������������������������������������Motorsport UK 12:25pm ����������������������������������British Touring Car Championship Highlights 2:00pm ����������������������Tour De France 2012 Live 5:00pm ���������������������������������������The Professionals 6:00pm �� 20 Goals That Shook the World 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm �����������������������������British Superbike Championship Highlights 9:00pm �����������Eurogeddon: Why England Shouldn’t Win Euro 2012 10:00pm ��� Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior 12:00am ���������������������������������� Child’s Play 2 1:40am ������� Vinnie Jones’ Toughest Cops

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6:00am ��������������������������������������������� The Full Monty Six unemployed steel workers form a male show act. The women cheer them on to go for “the full monty” 8:00am ������The Nightmare before Christmas 10:00am ��������������������������������� Reese Witherspoon 11:00am ������������������������������������������������������Rushmore Max Fischer is a precocious 15-year-old whose reason for living is his attendance at Rushmore, a private school where he’s not doing well in any of his classes, but where he’s the king of extracurricular activities - from being in the beekeeping society to writing and producing plays, there’s very little after school he doesn’t do. 1:00pm ����������������������������������������� Doctor Dolittle 2 The continuing tale of the doctor who can talk to the animals--this time, it’s Dolittle versus Darwin when the animals launch a labor strike to protect their forest from unscrupulous human developers. Dolittle quickly comes up with a plan: populate the forest with a species of animal that the law protects. 3:00pm �����������Forbes Top 20 Tv Cash Queens 4:00pm �������������������������������������������������������� Notorious Notorious is the story of Christopher Wallace. Through raw talent and sheer determination, Wallace transforms himself from Brooklyn street hustler (once selling crack to pregnant women) to one of the greatest rappers of all time; THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. 6:00pm �������������������������������� The Art Of War Shaw is an operative for the UN‘s covert dirty-tricks squad. When a shipping container full of dead Vietnamese refugees turns up on the docks & China’s ambassador is gunned down, Shaw is framed for the murder. 8:30pm.................................................Snatch Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers, and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond. 10:30pm ������������������������������������������� The One There is not one universe, but there are many, which is a multiverse. Supposing you are just one person, there are many other versions of you in the other universes, there are ways to travel, but only a police agency, MVA, can travel only for police procedures.


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su n d a y 6:00am ���������������������������������������������������������Breakfast 9:00am ���������������������������The Andrew Marr Show 10:00am �������������������������������Sunday Morning Live 11:00am �������������������������������������������Country Tracks 12:00pm �������������������������������������������Sunday Politics 1:00pm ��������������������������������������������������Bargain Hunt 1:45pm ��������������������Homes Under the Hammer 2:40pm �������������������������������� Super Smart Animals Liz gets creative with dolphins, shares a eureka moment with orangutans and defends the reputation of the human race when she goes head-to-head with a chimp genius in a test of maths and memory. 3:40pm �����������������Who Do You Think You Are? 4:40pm �����������������������������������������������Points of View 4:55pm ��������������������������������������������Songs of Praise Dunblane. Sally Magnusson introduces hymns and songs from Dunblane’s 13th-century cathedral. With the Morrison’s Academy Girls Choir and the Origin singers. 5:30pm �������������������������������������������������������� BBC News 5:45pm ���������������������������������������BBC London News

6:00am �������������������������������������������The Pingu Show 6:10am ������������������������������������������� Pinky Dinky Doo 6:25am ���������������������������������������������������Timmy Time 6:35am ��������������������������������������������������Chuggington 6:45am ��������������������������������������������������� Rastamouse 7:00am ���������������������������������Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am ������������������������������������Dennis and Gnasher 7:40am ������������������������������The Scooby-Doo Show 8:05am �����������������������������������������������������������������Scoop 8:30am ����������������������������������������������������������Wingin’ It 8:50am �����������������������������������������Shaun the Sheep 9:00am ������������������������������������������Friday Download 10:00am ��������������� Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30am �������������������������� Escape to the Country 12:30pm ����������������������������������������������������������MotoGP 2:00pm �����������������������������������������������������������Athletics European Championships. Jonathan Edwards presents live coverage of the final day of the European Athletics Championships from Helsinki as well as highlights of the first four days.

6:00pm ��������������������������������������� Countryfile Julia Bradbury and John Craven Head to the Isle of Man. It might be tiny, but the Manx mainland packs in lots of landscapes: rolling green hills in the north, rocky coastline in the south and a scattering of unspoilt sandy beaches. 7:00pm ��������������������Match of the Day Live Euro 2012 Final. Gary Lineker hosts live coverage of the final of Euro 2012, which is taking place in the Olympic Stadium, Kiev. 10:15pm �����������������������������������������BBC News 10:30pm ��������������������������BBC London News 10:40pm �������������������� John Bishop’s Britain John’s guests in this episode include John Torode and Gregg Wallace, talking about food. Features previously-unseen stand-up footage. 11:25pm ���������������������������������������� Room 101 12:05am ����������������������������The Sky at Night 12:45am ����������������������������������Weatherview 12:50am ������������������������� Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve 1:50am ������������������������������������������Holby City 2:50am ����� The Great British Countryside

6:00pm ����������������������������������������������� Oceans The team explores the remote and unexplored Southern Red Sea, teeming with marine life and home to some of the warmest waters on the planet. 7:00pm �������� Secrets of Our Living Planet In this episode, Chris travels to North America to witness the annual miracle of the temperate forest: the destruction of its ecosystem in winter, followed by it rebuilding itself in spring. 8:00pm ���������������������������The Boys are Back Drama about a free-wheeling sports writer who struggles to get to grips with being a single parent after the death of his wife. 9:40pm ��������������������������� The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah explores wildlife and dating programmes, and meets naturalist Chris Packham from Springwatch and sexpert Tracey Cox. 10:10pm ������������������������������Mock the Week 10:40pm ������������������������������������Line of Duty 11:40pm ������������������������������������������ Episodes 12:10am ����������������������������� For the Moment 2:10am ��������������������������������������������BBC News

6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 6:20am ������������������������� Olly the Little White Van 6:30am �����������Jake and the Neverland Pirates 7:00am �������������������������������������������������������� Poppy Cat 7:10am �������������������������������������������������������Tati’s Hotel 7:25am ���������������������������������������������� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:35am ���������������������������������������������� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:45am ���������������������������������� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am ����������������������������������������������� Big Time Rush 8:25am ����������������������������������������������������Dinner Date 9:25am �������������������������������������������������������House Gift 10:20am ����������������There’s No Taste Like Home 11:20am �����������������������������������The Hungry Sailors 12:15pm ���������������������������ITV News and Weather 12:25pm �������������������������������Dickinson’s Real Deal 1:25pm �����������������������������������������������������������Columbo 3:00pm ����������������������������������������������Prince Charles: The Royal Restoration In 2007 Prince Charles used 20 million pounds of his own Foundation’s money and personally brokered a 45-million-pound deal to secure not only the house but also the collection of Chippendale furniture within. 4:00pm ������������������������������������������������������Doc Martin 5:00pm ������������������������������������������������������� The Chase 6:00pm ������������������������������� London Tonight 6:15pm ������������������� ITV News and Weather 6:30pm ����������������������You’ve Been Framed! 7:00pm ������������������������Euro 2012 Final Live Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of the final at the Olympic Stadium in Kiev. After three weeks and 31 games, the champions of Europe will be crowned. 10:15pm ���������������� ITV News and Weather 10:30pm ����������������� The Boat That Rocked Comedy set in the 1960s. Finding a distinct lack of rock ‘n’ roll on the airwaves, a group of eccentric DJs start running a pirate radio station from a boat on the North Sea - but they soon find themselves targeted by stuffy government ministers. 12:55am ���������������������������������������� The Store 3:00am ����������������������������� British Superbike Championship Highlights

Euro 2012 - Final ITV 1 - 7:00 - 10:15 pm Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of the Euro 2012 Final at the Olympic Stadium in Kiev. After three weeks and 31 games of first class football, the champions of Europe will be crowned. Four years ago Fernando Torres was the match winner for Spain in the last European Championship Final. Who will steal the glory tonight? Commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

6:10am ���������������������������������������London Dreaming 6:15am ������������������������������������������������������� The Hoobs 6:35am ����������������������������������������������� Ironman 2012 7:00am ���������������������� Toshiba Windsor Triathlon 7:55am ��������������������� Nathan Stephens ‘Warrior’ 8:00am �����������������������������������������������Will and Grace 8:25am �����������������������������������������������Will and Grace 8:55am ���������������������������������������������������������������Frasier 9:25am ���������������������������������������������������������������Frasier 10:00am �������������������������������������������Sunday Brunch 12:30pm �����������������������������The Big Bang Theory 1:00pm ����������������������������������������������� The Simpsons 1:30pm ������������������������������������������T4 on the Beach 5:15pm ����������������������������������������������� The Simpsons Lisa gets a case of the blues and nobody seems to be able to cheer her up. While this worries Marge, Homer is more concerned about being constantly beaten at Video Boxing by Bart. 5:45pm ������������������������������������������� Channel 4 News 6:15pm ���������������������������������������4thought.tv 6:20pm �����������������������������������������Bride Wars In Gary Winick’s romantic comedy, Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway star as best friends competing to nab the same location for their wedding reception. 8:00pm �������������������������Come Dine with Me In Warwickshire four amateur cooks compete for the £1000 prize. Former Miss Rugby Jade Hollis takes on film and TV extra Susan Gillis, recruitment boss Lee Bunting and academic Dr Alan James. 9:00pm ���������������������������������The Ugly Truth Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler star in this sexually unsophisticated romcom from writer/director Robert Luketic. 10:50pm ��������������������Lucky Number Slevin Paul McGuigan’s tricksy thriller stars Josh Hartnett as Slevin Kelevra, who arrives at his friend’s New York apartment, only to find it empty. He makes himself at home, but his peace is interrupted by employees of crime lord The Boss, who mistake him for his absent friend, who owes The Boss $96,000. 1:00am ��������������������������������������������� Camelot 1:50am ��������������������������� London Dreaming 1:55am ��������������������������Hollyoaks Omnibus 5:45am ���������������� Kenwood Glamour Puds

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1 6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 8:55am ������������ Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:10am ��������������������������������������The Mr. Men Show 9:20am �������������������������������� Roary the Racing Car 9:35am ����������������������������������������������������Funky Town 9:45am ������������������������������������������������������Jelly Jamm 10:00am ����������������������������������������Inside Hollywood 10:05am �������������������������������������������Meerkat Manor 10:35am �������������������� The Restaurant Inspector 11:35am ���������������������������������������������������Big Brother 12:35pm ����������������������������������Police Interceptors 1:35pm ������������������������������������������������������Wimbledon 3:20pm ����������������������������������������������� Stuart Little 2 4:50pm ���������������������������������������What a Girl Wants 6:55pm ����������������������������� 5 News Weekend 7:00pm �������������������������������������� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ���������������������������Once Upon a Time 9:00pm ��������������������������������������� Big Brother 10:00pm �����������������������������������3.10 to Yuma 12:20am �������������������������������The True Story

6:00am �������������������������������������� The Biggest Loser 6:50am ���������������������������������Emmerdale Omnibus 10:00am ����������������Coronation Street Omnibus 12:20pm ��������������������������������������������������������Primeval 1:20pm ���������������������� Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:50pm ���������������������������������������������The Borrowers 3:40pm �����������Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties 5:15pm ���������������������������� The Nation’s Favourite ABBA Song 6:50pm ������������������������������������� Mamma Mia! Exuberant musical based on the hit stage show featuring the music of ABBA. 20-yearold Sophie lives on an idyllic Greek island with her free-spirited mother Donna. 9:00pm ������������������������������������������ Benidorm 10:00pm ���������������������������������Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 11:00pm ��������������������� You, Me and Dupree 1:15am ���������������������������������� The Exclusives 2:05am �������������������������������Love in the Wild 2:50am ������������������������������������Teleshopping

7:00pm ��������������������World’s Craziest Fools 7:30pm ������������������������������������The Proposal Romantic comedy about a high-powered career woman who forces her put-upon PA to marry her when she is threatened with deportation to Canada. 9:15pm �����������������������������Live at the Apollo Ireland’s king of comedy Dara O Briain hosts another evening of comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo, introducing his Celtic comedy soul brother Frankie Boyle. 10:00pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 10:20pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 10:45pm ������������������������������� American Dad! 11:05pm ������������������������������� American Dad! 11:30pm ��������������������� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 12:00am ������������������������������� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 12:55am ������������������������Coming Here Soon 1:55am ��������Russell Howard’s Good News 2:25am ������������������������� Live at the Electric 2:55am ��������������������������������� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life

6:00am �������������������������������������������������������������Maigret 6:55am �����������������������������������������������World Kitchen 7:25am ������������������������������������������������World Kitchen 8:00am �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 9:00am �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 10:00am ����������������������������������������Inspector Morse 12:20pm ���������������������������������������Inspector Morse 2:35pm ����������������������Inspector Morse’s Oxford 3:35pm ������������������������������������������Inspector Morse 5:50pm ������������������������������������������������������������������Lewis 8:00pm �������������������������������������������������� Lewis Lewis and Hathaway are called in to investigate when religious fanatic Steven Mullan is found scalded and drowned in his bath. Mullan had been imprisoned for attempting to murder celebrity atheist Tom Rattenbury, and had only recently been released. 10:00pm �������������������������� Wire in the Blood 12:00am ������������������������������������Blue Murder 1:20am ����������������������������������������������Maigret 2:15am �������������������������������������������Duty Free

8:55am ��������������������������������������������Deal or No Deal 9:55am ��������������������������������Scrapheap Challenge 11:05am ��������������������������������� River Cottage Bites 11:15am �������������Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 11:50am �����������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 2:30pm �������������������������Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 5:10pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me 5:40pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me 6:15pm ������������������������� Come Dine with Me 6:50pm ������������������������ Come Dine with Me 7:25pm ������������������������ Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ���������������������������River Cottage Veg 9:00pm ������������������������������������ Jamie Does... 10:00pm �������������������������������������� Father Ted 10:35pm �������������������������������������� Father Ted 11:10pm �������������������������� My Daughter the Teenage Nudist 12:15am ����������������������������������� Jamie Does... 1:20am ���������������������������������������� Father Ted 2:30am ����������������Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

6:00am ���������������Greatest World Cup Matches 6:15am ����������������������������������������������������������The Saint 7:05am ���������������������������������������������Tommy Cooper 7:30am �����������������������������Police, Camera, Action! 8:00am ������������������������� The Big Match Revisited 9:00am �����������������������������������������Motorway Patrol 10:00am �������������������������������Border Security USA 10:55am �������������������������������������������������������The Saint 11:55am �������������������������������������The Professionals 1:00pm ���������Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ����������������������Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ����������������������������Police, Camera, Action! 4:55pm ���������������������������������������The Professionals 5:55pm ��������������������������������������������Tommy Cooper 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ����������������������������������������������� Minder 9:00pm �������������������������������� River Monsters 10:00pm �����������������������������������Driven to Kill 12:00am ����������������������������������������� Breakout 1:00am ����������������������������������������������� Minder 2:00am �������������������������������������������The Saint

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6:00am �����������������������������������������������������������������Prime A career driven professional from Manhattan is wooed by a young painter, who also happens to be the son of her psychoanalyst. 8:00am ������������������������������������������������������������The One There is not one universe, but there are many, which is a multiverse. Supposing you are just one person, there are many other versions of you in the other universes, there are ways to travel, but only a police agency, MVA, can travel only for police procedures. 10:00am �������������������������������������������� Forbes Top 20 Tv Cash Queens 11:00am ��������������������������������������������� The Big White To remedy his financial problems, a travel agent has his eye on a frozen corpse, which just happens to be sought after by two hitmen. 1:00pm ��������������������������������������������The Art Of War Shaw is an operative for the UN‘s covert dirty-tricks squad. When a shipping container full of dead Vietnamese refugees turns up on the docks & China’s ambassador is gunned down, Shaw is framed for the murder. 3:00pm �������������������������������������������Doomed to Die? 13 Most Shocking Hollywood Curses 4:00pm ���������������������������������������������������������������Snatch Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers, and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond. 6:00pm ��������������������������������������������Soul Men When R&B legend Marcus Hooks dies suddenly, VH-1 invites his original back up duo, Floyd Henderson and Louis Hinds, “The Real Deal,” to appear at a memorial tribute at the Apollo Theater. 8:30pm �������������������������������������������������� Adam Soon after moving in, Beth, a brainy, beautiful writer damaged from a past relationship encounters Adam, the handsome, but odd, fellow in the downstairs apartment whose awkwardness is perplexing. 10:30pm ������������������������������������Babylon A.D. Veteran-turned-mercenary Toorop takes the high-risk job of escorting a woman from Russia to america. Little does he know that she is host to an organism that a cult wants to harvest in order to produce a genetically modified Messiah.


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m o n d ay 6:00am ���������������������������������������������������������Breakfast 9:15am ����������������������������� Crimewatch Roadshow 10:00am ������������������Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ������������������������������������������������ Real Rescues 11:45am ��������������������������������Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ������������������������������������������������Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ���������������������������������������� BBC News at One 1:45pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 6:00pm ������������������������������� BBC News at Six 7:00pm ���������������������������������� The One Show 7:30pm ������������������������������������Food Factory In this episode he examines why cheesy puffs melt in the mouth and why bubbly chocolate melts faster, before challenging Esther Rantzen and Rebecca Wilcox to make rival chocolate covered honeycomb bars. 8:00pm ����������������������������������������EastEnders Kat decides Alfie’s recruitment process for the Queen Vic football team is not working and decides to approach Walford’s men for one-on-one negotiation. 8:30pm ������������������������������������������Panorama Call Centres Undercover. Britain is being affected by an ‘epidemic’ of unsolicited and unwanted calls and texts. 9:00pm ���������������������������������������������Blackout When Daniel Demoys wakes from an alcoholic blackout to find he has beaten a man to within an inch of his life, he begins a dramatic quest for redemption. 10:00pm ����������������������������BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��������������������������BBC London News 10:35pm ��������������������� A Question of Sport 11:05pm �������������������������London Olympics The Essential Guide With a wealth of sport, art and entertainment soon to be on offer in the city, Larry Lamb takes a look at how Londoners can make the most of the upcoming Summer spectacle. 11:35pm ���������� The Graham Norton Show 12:20am ����������������������������������Weatherview 12:25am ���������������������Antiques Uncovered 1:25am ���������������� The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking with Rachel Khoo 1:55am ���������������������������������������Fake Britain 2:40am ���������������������� Great British Railway Journeys Goes to Ireland

6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 6:25am ���������������������������������������������������Timmy Time 6:35am ��������������������������������������������������Chuggington 6:50am ��������������������������������������������������� Rastamouse 7:00am ���������������������������������������������������������������������Roar 7:30am ������������������������ The League of Super Evil 7:45am ���������������������������������������Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am ������������������������������������������������������ Newsround 8:00am ��������������������������������� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am �������������������������������Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ������������������������������������������������� Big and Small 9:00am �����������������������������������������Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��������������������������������������Little Charley Bear 9:20am �����������������������������Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ������������������������������������������� Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9:40am ������������������������������������ The Koala Brothers 9:50am ����������������������������������������������Woolly and Tig 9:55am ���������������������������Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:10am �������������������������������������������������������Waybuloo 10:30am ��������������������������������� In the Night Garden 11:00am ����������������������������������������The Daily Politics 11:30am ��������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 3:25pm �������������������������������������������������������Deadly Art 3:40pm �����������������������Prank Patrol Down Under 4:05pm �������������������������������� Me and My Monsters 4:30pm �������Help! My Supply Teacher is Magic 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������� Newsround 5:10pm ����������������������������������������������������������Copycats 5:40pm �����������������������������������������Shaun the Sheep 5:50pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 8:00pm ���������������������� Today at Wimbledon 9:00pm ����������������� 7/7: One Day in London The day after London won the Olympic bid, terrorists attacked the public transport network killing 52 people and injuring over 700. Seven years later, as the eyes of the world are once again focused on the capital, ‘7/7: One Day in London’ gathers the testimony of over 50 people directly affected by the bombings. 10:30pm ���������������������������������������Newsnight 11:20pm ��������������������������������Secrets of Our Living Planet 12:20am �����������������������������������������BBC News

6:00am ����������������������������������������������������������Daybreak 8:30am ������������������������������������������������������������Lorraine 9:25am �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ������������������������������������������������This Morning 11:25am ��������������������������������������������������������ITV News 11:30am ������������������������������������������������This Morning 12:30pm ��������������������������������������������Loose Women 1:30pm �����������������������������ITV News and Weather 2:00pm �������������������������May the Best House Win 3:00pm ����������������������������������Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm �����������������������������������������A Touch of Frost 5:00pm �������������������������������������������������Tipping Point 6:00pm ������������������������������� London Tonight 6:30pm ������������������ ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ��������������������������������������� Emmerdale Jai struggles with the guilt of his drunken mistake. Ashley’s situation worsens when he loses the sanctuary of the church. Paddy paints on a smile at his surprise birthday party. 7:30pm ���������������������������Coronation Street Steve is stunned by an unexpected reunion with Lloyd. Marcus looks to the future as he packs up his belongings. Anna rides to the rescue when Number 5 is hit by a bout of summer flu. 8:00pm ������������������������������������� Countrywise Paul Heiney and the team are right in the dead centre of Scotland where the Highlands meet the lowlands. 8:30pm ���������������������������Coronation Street Steve frets when Lloyd gets the wrong end of the stick. Roy and Mary bond over a shared interest. Marcus’s change of heart distresses Sean. 9:00pm ���������������The Real Chariots of Fire Actor Nigel Havers, who played Lord Andrew Lindsay, uncovers the true story behind the Oscar-winning movie Chariots of Fire. The film traced the story of Harold Abrahams and Eric Liddell, who both won gold medals at the 1924 Olympics in Paris. 10:00pm �����������������������������ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm ��������������������� The Greatest Footie Ads Ever 11:35pm �����������������������������������In Plain Sight 12:30am ������������������������������������� Jackpot247

6:05am �������������������������������������������������������������Sali Mali 6:10am ���������Oscar Pistorius ‘One Giant Leap’ 6:15am ������������������������������������������������������� The Hoobs 7:05am ���������������������������������������� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ������������������������������������������According to Jim 7:55am ��������������������Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ���������������������������������������������������������������Frasier 9:00am ������������������������Undercover Boss Canada 10:00am ������������������������������������������������� Four Rooms 11:00am ����������������������� You Deserve This House 12:00pm ���������������������������������������� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ����������������������Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ������������������������������������London Dreaming 12:40pm ���������������������������������River Cottage Bites 12:55pm ��������������������The Password is Courage 3:10pm ���������������������������������������������������� Countdown 4:00pm �������������������������������������������� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 5:30pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm �����������������������������������The Simpsons Bart and Milhouse wonder if anything interesting happens in their little town. This leads to various short adventures based around various townsfolk. 6:30pm ������������������������������������������� Hollyoaks Brendan is forced to face some tough questions from the police when his war with Sampson escalates, but Brendan is determined to find a way to finish it once and for all. 7:00pm ������������������������������� Channel 4 News 7:55pm �������������� Sainsbury’s London 2012 8:00pm ���������������������������������������� Dispatches 8:30pm ������������������������������ Jamie’s Summer Food Rave Up 9:00pm ����������������������������� Undercover Boss 10:00pm �������������������������������������� Daredevils: Life on the Edge 11:05pm ����������������������������������Random Acts 11:10pm �������������������������������������� Coming Up 11:40pm ������������������������������������4thought.tv 11:45pm ��������������������The Shooting Gallery 12:50am ������������������������������� The Good Wife 1:35am ������������������������������������������� The Big C 2:00am �������������������������������������� Wicker Park

Cashing In On The Games: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4 - 8:00 - 8:30 pm The eyes of the world will soon turn to London as the capital hosts the Olympics. It could be a once-in-ageneration opportunity to show off the best of Britain and boost our ailing economy. But in the rush for gold, will retailers and businesses out to make a quick profit tarnish our reputation? Channel 4 Dispatches turns

back the covers on budget hotels planning massive mark-ups, goes undercover to expose illegal ticket touting, and meets the people losing their homes ahead of the Games. Reporter Morland Sanders goes in search of the people cashing in on the Games, and questions whether the overall economic benefits of hosting the event have been oversold.


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Oil Paintings - Various

Tigger Door Bouncer

Cot For Sale

One Bedroom Apartment

Venon Surfboard

I have various original oil paintings small, medium and large. Prices start from €150 upwards. Contact me and I can send you a catalogue of works available, sizes and prices. Las Galletas 150 Euros

Tigger Door Bouncer: Rarely Used, Very good condition! Adjustable strap to suit the height of your baby. Will fit on pretty much any door frame with its adjustable door claw! Thanks :) Las Américas 20 Euros

Nearly new dark wood cot, with teddy bear motif, comes with mattress as new, and mattress cover if wanted.

Wonderful apartment. The same apartment selling at 150,000.00 on same complex. Sold with furniture or without 2,000 reduction this is not to be missed

Venon Surfboard-fish 6’0” in good condition including fins for 250€.Also leash(Dakine)& sockcover (Hot-Buttered) available at 50€

Adeje

Palm Mar

Vilaflor

Selection Of Coloured Sketches

BMW E46 328I

Ssangyong Kyron TDI

Businesses for Sale

Classic Seat Car

These sketches are lovely. They are unframed hence the price 20.00 euro each. These are done by an upcoming artist who also does oil paintings as well thanks for looking. Adeje 20 Euros

200 bhp, year 1998, only 138000 km! half leather,ice cold a/c,c/l,e/w,e/sunroof,parking scensors,twin airbags. Very quick car and very smooth.

Ssangyong Kyron TDI 2 litre diesel, jeep. Mercedes based jeep, fully loaded, 84,000kms, ITV 2014, 2.0 diesel automatic, tiptronic. Chayofa 7995 Euros

Local Tenerife Pie Company For Sale. Pie Ovens included x 2, Industrial Microwave, Fridge Freezers, Pie Wrapping Machine, Label and Food Sticker Machine and Scales etc. Adeje 12000 Euros

1973 seat 600 classic car. Last itv 2005. It just needs a car battery and a horn. And ready to go.

1996 Ford Explorer v8

Industral Meat Slicer

Swimming Pool

Pure Persian Kittens

Set of Soft Furnishings

1996 Ford Explorer v8. Leather seats double air bags, cd radio a/c automatic. Power steering,5 seater. I.t.v. Till feb 13. Asking for 3,000 euros. Or make a offer.

Meat slicer for sale approximately 12 inch blade. Ideal for any bar or resturante, ect

Nearly new 12ft diameter above ground swimming pool. Depth 3ft. Made from hardwearing pvc with metal supporting poles. Can deliver.

Guaza

Adeje

San Isidro

Pure breed Persian Kittens in various colours, male and females. Mother HImalayian Persian and father White Persian with pedigree papers. Adeje 180 Euros

Set of 1 pair of curtains, 2 bed throws (for single beds), and 6 cushions. Green and white. In very good conditions. For more information, please send e-mail. Adeje 50 Euros

3000 Euros

Chayofa

5200 Euros

130 Euros

100 Euros

50 Euros

125000.00 Euros

250 Euros

Guaza

5500 Euros

2 Coffee Tables

2 Seater Sofa

Dining Table with 4 chairs

UVA upright Tanning Cabin

PS3

2 coffee tables. 1 is 100cm long x 50cm wide x 40cm tall, and the other: 50cm x 50cm x 40cm. Both in good condition. They can be sold together or separately. Arona 40 Euros

2 seater sofa measuring 140cm wide x 85cm tall x 90cm. In good condition. Torviscas Alto. More information, please send e-mail.

Extensible dining table in good condition sold with 4 chairs. Measurements: Closed: 90cm wide, 76cm tall. Open: 114cm long. Torviscas Alto. Price Negotiable. Adeje 170 Euros

Professional UVA upright tanning machine size: 2.4m high x 1.17m diametro 60 uva tubes and extractor fan Works but no instructions.

For sale PS3 40gb with 1 controller & FIFA 09, like new.

Las Chafiras

Las Chafiras

Battery Drills

Opel Corsa

Baby Car Seat

BMW 318 Cabrio

2 Adjustable Kitchen Stools

Sale two battery drills, good condition

Sale 96 year, good mechanics, an evil little paint & body.

Maclaren, brown and pink, from birth. As new, with extra padding around head.

1996 E36 Cabrio. ITV 160k. Beautiful condition but front drivers seat slightly torn. Drives and runs perfect.

2 as new kitchen stools cost 75 euros each will accept first 50 euros for both

Arona

Arona

Adeje

Adeje

Los Cristianos

180 Euros

Adeje

110 Euros

800 Euros

25 Euros

350 Euros

3000 Euros

95 Euros

50 Euros


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Very large townhouse

Citroen C4 1.6

Lipsticks

Waxing strips

Ladders

Beautiful home with sea views overlooking Montana Roja and la Tejita beach.The main house has 3/4 bedrooms and there is an independent apartment.

For a quick sale Citroen c4 dicember 2005,90.000 km, all mod cons. Itv Dec 2013, will consider part exchange. 7,000 ono.

Unopened lipsticks 18 in total, pinks , browns, red, natural colours. Due to salon closing

6 x waxing strips unopened , due to salon closing

Stainless steel ladders in good condition.

El Médano

San Miguel

Adeje

Adeje

Adeje

230,000 Euros

7000 Euros

20 Euros

10 Euros

25 Euros

Veuve Cliquot traveller case

Photo frame, silver plated

Momentum Boots

Motorised Go Cart

Baby cot with mattress

This is an insulated case which can hold a full size bottle of champagne ( not included in sale) and two Veuve glasses

8 x 10 inches or 20 x 25 cm, never used still boxed and no damage, logos to all four corners. Can arrange viewing at los cristianos or chayofa Chayofa 25 Euros

Size 10 never been worn Leather and suede.

Motor go cart 125 6 speed gear box ready to race Alonso cart 2006 a must buy for any budding Lewis Hamilton

Adeje

Adeje

A beautiful wooden cot, great quality from El Corte Inglés, BRAND NEW, and a matress that ensures a healthy development of your baby’s back. Adeje 175 Euros

iPad 32gb WiFi in White

Ford Ka, as new

Mixed music artist photos

Lady’s Wetsuit

Bedside Table

iPad 2 for sale in White, unwanted gift, will give you receipt. Worth 579euros. Comes with bluetooth keyboard in leather case. Contact if interested. Los Cristianos 500 Euros

New shape Ford Ka in Cafe Mocha. Less than 2 years old and only 11,000km on the clock. Bought as a second car but no longer required. San Miguel 7000 Euros

Printed signed photo’s signature is print not signed, various prints available.

Ladies Short wetsuit 2mm As new Size 42 (12) See other listing for long wetsuit Will sell both for 60 euros

This is a two drawer pine bedside cabinet. Excellent condition.

Adeje

Callao Salvaje

Callao Salvaje

Sky box

Old chairs

Chayofa

20 Euros

Sky box full working order with remote.

4 old chairs 100€ each.

Golf Del Sur

Adeje

50 Euros

400 Euros

14” Old style portable TV

Hostess trolley

A number of old style 21” & 12” TV’s. Some with remotes for 40 Euros plus (without remotes30 Euros plus).

Brand new 300 only used twice will accept 150 ono. Has original dishes inside.

Adeje

Costa Del Silencio

25 Euros

150 Euros

29 Euros

4.95 Euros

2200 Euros

30 Euros

20 Euros


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M & S Tankini Top

Washing Machine

3 plus 2 seater sofa

Fridge

3m antenna

Black & White Brand New Marks & Spencer Tankini Top Price tag still attached, originally £19.50 selling for €10.00 Sizes available 34DD, 38E, 38G, 40B, 40D

Whirlpool top loader, 5kg AA, good condition, brilliant for quilts.

3 plus 2 seater sofa, red and black and grey. Very comfortable, good condition

Under unit fridge, good working order.

3m antenna. great working order. picks up all the freeview english programmes with freeview box. it is now dismantled. parque de la reina area. buyer collects.

Adeje

Adeje

Adeje

Adeje

Parque de la Reina

10 Euros

90 Euros

65 Euros

50 Euros

Offers

Lapis Lazuli earrings

Cat charm

Keyring charm

Penthouse Apartment

Fridge Freezer

These earrings are made from 2 x 12mm crystal rhinestone Swarovski rivoli with pale turquoise and silver miyuki delica beads and real lapis lazuli. Costa del Silencio 12 Euros

This is a phone charm with a black/gold cat with two orange fish on a white miyuki back ground. The whole of this tag charm can be made in any colour. Costa del Silencio 7 Euros

This is a ‘KEY’-ring. You can add this to your keys or onto your phone. Would also be a nice present for a 21st!

2 bedroom 1 bathroom penthouse apartment for rent. Seperate kitchen 85 sq mtre roof terrace. Underground car parking and trastero. 450 euros per month. Adeje 450 Euros

Fridge Freezer in full working condition Slight mark on front Size 1.30cm tall and 55cm wide.

Berth For Sale/Rental

Bosch 14.4 Volt Planer

Wood Router 240 Volt

Diamond tile saw

Terrace (garden) furniture

12 meter by 4 meter. berth for sale in marina san-miguel. producing nett yield of over 10 per-cent rented out on twelve month rolling contract or use yourself. Amarilla Golf 40,000 Euros

BOSCH WOOD-PLANER as pictured used twice all in excellect condition complete with dust bag, 2 batteries,charger,instructions, spare blade. Las Chafiras 195 Euros

Rexon diamond tile saw with fold out legs and sturdy wheeled site box. cuts approx 38mm thick tiles 45deg angles 600mm long tiles. BRAND NEW Las Chafiras 250 Euros

Wengue colour garden furniture in good condition.

Asian style wooden lamp

Modern Sun Lounger

Mercedes C220 CDI Estate

Scooter Retro

Sandwich bar Kitchen

1.80 tall asian style wooden lamp, color wengue

Modern pool lounge design. Very comfortable, light and with a very trendy design. Made with synthetic flat wicker of high quality. Adeje 150 Euros

Post-facelift model!! -- 6-speed manual gear box - Automatic airconditioning - 7inch alloy wheels (AMG look) - Rear wheel traction - 4 Electric Windows etc El Medano 17,500 Euros

A new 50 cc retro scooter (only 23 Kilometers), colour black, black seat and lots of chrome. New price was € 1499,-. Not in use anymore, kid has a car. Adeje 750 Euros

2 curved glass refrigerated display cases 1 refrigerator (high model) 1 chest freezer 416 liter 4 stainless steel worktables (various sizes) 1 bread oven etc. Adeje Negotiable

Complete Windsurfer

Curtains

Soap Powder special for STAINS..

Bactericide and Anticalc

Omega Watch

Complete Windsurfer for sale for 120,00 Euros or near offer

Pair of purple curtains in good condition. Price negotiable. Torviscas Alto.

Adeje

Good for bath in general special against calc areas. Also to used instead of bleach. very easy use. Easy to use No need to rinse 1 pot = 20 pots of other products. San Miguel 19,85 Euros

Gents Omega Constellation Double Eagle Gold and Stainless steal. 5 years old in excellent condition.

El Medano

3 kilos of concentrate soap who will be used for 120 washed of 5 kilos. see video of the power of this product, FREE DELIVERY IN TENERIFE. San Miguel 29,70 Euros

Las Chafiras

20 Euros

120 Euros

40 Euros

Costa del Silencio

8 Euros

TREND 1/2 inch variable electronic and soft start,micro fences,case,instructions.

Las Chafiras

router, speed adjust

350 Euros

Adeje

95 Euros

Las Chafiras

Vilaflor

40 Euros

2,000 Euros


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Antique Chair

Apartment with Terrace

Beautiful Town house

Dog Cage

Opel Astra 2007

Antique Chair well mantained, new leatherette seat.

one bed room 1 toilet , terrace of 15 meter, nice small building. Quiet area next to the center. 27€ of community fee. Very good investment.

4 bedroom house with 3 toilets and 80 mts garden with small independent full studio. Community swimming pools. Nice quiet complex.

Dog cage with one week of use. We have paid 200€ for it. NOW only 50€. messuments are 80 x 80 x 1,20 cm

Opel Astra 2007 great condition 74000 km Great car with ITV until 2013 great condition central locking electric auto windows radio and cd player 1.4L engine.

San Miguel

Puerto de la Cruz

Fairway Village

Adeje

Chayofa

80 Euros

135,000 Euros

230,000 Euros

50 Euros

5,000 Euros

Persian kittens for sale

Paco de Lucia Box Set Integral

Giant elephant

Genuine Prada Sunglasses - Unisex

Pack of movies

Pure Persian kittens for sale, very fluffy, very playful, used to humans, like to be held, 5 weeks old, Come and pick yours now!! (we can deliver) In pet shop 650€ Adeje 250 Euros

The box set contains : 1. Paco de lucia’s 25 original albums, as originally released, fully remastered from source tapes. And more. Parque de la Reina 80 Euros

Giant elephant soft toy in good condition. Ideal as a birthday present...

GENUINE prada sunglasses. Aviator Style. They are brilliant and exceptionally stylish with sophisticated decoration. The sides are a camouflage colour. Los Cristianos 90 Euros

Terminator 3 rise of the machines/ ocean´s eleven/ in the shadows/ employee of the month/ brokeback mountain/ varian`s war/ big mommas´s house etc. Adeje 36 Euros

Fibreglass boat 2005

REDUCED !! Great Villa

kite-surf Cabrinha crossbow

Citroen C2 VTR 1.4

Dress

Recently changed, remote cables and impeller seats recently uphosltered With new Bimini and trailer Papers and security kit complete Outboard Honda 50hp. Adeje 7,500 Euros

GREATLY REDUCED .... Lovely private, detached villa with 15,000 sq.m. (just over 3 acres) of land. Elevated position so there are panoramic views. El Medano 395,000 Euros

Nearly new, only used 4 times. with lines and bar + bag

Red Citroen C2 VTR, 1.4 engine for sale, car is like new, one very careful lady owner, only 35,000km, 2005, ITV until September 2013. San Miguel 5,000 Euros

Dress Vestido b/w flowers modern 95% Poliester 5% Elastan size : 38,40,44

Sofa bed and chair

HE@D Digital Nilesat Satellite

Blue floral sofa bed with matching chair. Also available matching dinning table four chairs,TV unit, drinks cabinet, coffee table plus two floating shelves. Playa Santiago 400 Euros

Nile sat receiver HE@D digital SD2700 Black Panther.Conax Embedded. As new

Single padded fitted bed throw

King size Bedspread

Single fully fitted bed throw. Excellent condition

Reversible padded king size bedspread Excellent condition lemon/blue/green

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Alcalá

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Playa San Juan 09:00 - 14:00

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Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

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Golf del Sur

09:00 - 14:00

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San Isidro

17:00 - 21:00

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Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

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Phillips Surround Sound System

Golf Clubs

G.Major Guitar Processor

Renault Clio 1.2 2001

Electric guitar

Phillips surround system with DVD player in Excellent condition

Set of Bay Hill golf clubs. Excellent condition.

The tc electronic, runs seven different h.g. efec. and tuner simultaneously.

Clio 1.2 2001 petrol ITV until 30/06/12 125000-130000 Km Great car only selling as im leaving the island.

Hand made custom shop guitar in prague ,very special

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Yamaha Clavinova CVP 305

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Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2

Golf sells 3 gti edition classic black totally of factory, very good condition economic price negociable in the price includes transfer. Adeje 1,900 Euros

3 bedroom Mobile Home for sale, Willerby Cottage 37ft x 12ft a well looked after van, one double bedroom and 2 twin rooms.

Yamaha Clavinova CVP 305 Piano Hardly used cellophane still on foot pedals and visual display screen. Can be described as new condition. Los Abrigos 1,250 Euros

From Germany good quality and in good conditions single sell big 500.- with a lightened bar middle 100.

New Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2. September 2010, 17.000 km. All extras (AC, Airbags, Radio CD MP3 with hands free etc).

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is looking for Romanian, Slovakian, Czech, Polish and Bulgarian staff with some spoken English to work in marketing office. Must be self-motivated and work as a team Some computer knowledge an advantage. Basic wage and excellent commission Tel Sue on: 922 713 070 or 686 154 066 Or email your C.V. to: suecampbell@regencyresorts.com

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For dinner show in Las Américas. Must have an outgoing personality, smart in appearance and fluent in English. Basic pay, bonuses and contract.

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Torres de Yomely, at only 69000 Euros, fantastic value!! 1 bed apartment on the 5th floor of this popular complex, close to the beach and amenities in Las Américas. It has a closed-in terrace and nice mountain views. This is a Touristic complex and therefore good rental income can be generated, which makes this tremendous value. There is also residential off -road parking for owners, a security guard and community office on site. The owner will take an offer on this property, so please call to view!

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FREE ADS Shar Pei Pups For Sale - 700euro Not ready for another 7 weeks, but welcome to reserve one with a deposit of 100 euro now. I have 6 stunning, wrinkly puppies 2: boys and 4 girls, all black and have turned out fabulous with no health problems and temperament of parents is very good. Pups will go to a Shar Pei specialist to be checked over at 4 weeks and have their eyes tacked if needed, then will have another vet check and 1st injection at 8 weeks and will be wormed regular before they leave, Their parents are house dogs family pets and the pups are brought up around children handled daily from birth and will be partly house trained. E-mail: philportanova@hotmail.com Contact Number: 618342636 Philip 42 inch Samsung flat screen TV, 280€ Tel: 662601429 Ikea children’s bed, excellent condition, red with animal cut outs on headboard. Up to 7 yrs old. Price 45.00 euros Ikea wooden double bed with slatted base (similar to Hennes model), as new, bargain at 125.00euros Tel: 626 285 880 3 Seater sofa bed and 2 matching armchairs. Beige and brown. Lovely suite in excellent condition. Originally from Biombo. Detachable cushion and arm covers etc. €485 o.n.o Tel 637 157 098 Portable/Folding massage table with carrying case. 120Euros Tel: 628 252 551 Clear glass top patio table with centre hole for parasol, together with 4 folding beige/brown chairs.

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In good condition. 50 euros Telephone 669548379 Palm Mar Drum kit for sale. Black 5 shell with stool and crash and ride cymbals. Very good condition 400 euros ono Tel 608 560 005 Unwanted gift, 21 gear mountain bike, front disc, full suspension, aluminium frame, as new 175 euros ono. Los Cristianos 632 518 114 Tailor made R9 driver 9.5 loft stiff shaft 100 euros Tel. 666878840 Persian Kittens, male and female. Available now 100 Euros. Call 634 914 534 Gas Barbecue 3 burner, in good working order. Complete with two blue gas bottles and regulators. Fañabé area. 50 euros. Tel No. 697513944. Mobility Heavy Duty 4 Wheeled Walker with Seat and brakes superb mobility walker that is ideal for trips around town or to use when going to the shops. 90 euros Shoprider Wispa Mobility Scooter: electric mini scooter. EXCELLENT MANOEUVRABILITY from articulating double front wheels. Complete with Charger and shopping basket. 295 euros DVD rack art deco style steel holds about 60 DVD/ CDs in the shape of a musical note. 25 euros Play Station One with controller and memory card with 6 games excellent condition. 25 euros Phone 922742257 or 661084981 Callao Salvaje Set of four bowls, Taylor international No 1, €50 Teka cooking hob 2 gas and 2 electric rings €45. Wind surf board Starlight F2 no sail, €65 Wave Minstral 265 wind surf board no sail,€65 Television wall/ceiling heavy duty frame for 33 inch TV, new, ideal for bar €20 Corner unit dark wood, cupboard and shelves, 1.8 mt high €65

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Sideboard/dressing table, (two end cupboards and top over them) pine finish 2.1 mt €60 Silencio. Tel 629570945 Lladro and Nao figurines from 30 euros, over 30 to choose, all boxed 676051341 White Patio folding drinks trolley. 50 euros 2 seater leather settee in beige. 65 euros Beige Leather electric massage chair. 65 euros Bistro table tubular steel with glass top and 3 chairs. 50 euros Shoprider Wispa Mobility Scooter battery electric mini scooter. Complete with Charger and shopping basket. 295 euros Phone 922742257 or 661084981 Callao Salvaje FOR SALE Call 634 015 852 (Niki) OR 618 941 183 (Val) Samsung 42” Flat Screen (available approx. 15th June) 300€ Sharp Video Recorder 20€ Panasonic TV 29” 50€ Sky Reciever Box & LMB 35€ Acer 17” Flat Screen PC Monitor 50€ Coberó tall Fridge Freezer 50€ Zanussi Table Top Freezer 35€ 3 Litre Stainless Steel Digital Fryer 30€ Sandwich Toaster 8€ Sandwich Toaster (Fagor) 8€ Slow Cooker (Cordon Bleu) 8€ Wok with lid 5€ Coffee Maker ( Morphy Richards) 15€ 9 x Large Dinner Plates White 10€ for all 8 x Decorative rose cocktail dishes pale pink 15€ for all Microwave/Convection Oven/Grill (Blue Sky) 25€ Patio Table & 4 reclining chairs inc cushions 75€ Ufesa Stand Up Fan 5€ Heater 5€ Ikea Stand Up Lamp 10€ Funai DVD/Video Recorder/ player 25€ Phillips Hand Blender 8€ Ikea rose thick pile rug (5´3” x 7´7”) 40€ Ikea dark blue & purple thick pile rug (4´4” x 6´5”) 40€ 3 draw chest of drawers (40” x 30” x 17.5”) 20€ Nest of 3 side tables (dark wood) 10€ 6 drawer chest of drawers (75cm x 37cm x 105 cm) light wood 25€ Severin Footspa 10€ Chico Car Seat suitable up to 4 years 15€ Electric Bike for child up to 4 years (Abigo) 15€ Chico Travel Cot 30€ Ikea Black Coffee Table (90cm x 55cm x 45cm) 15€ Barrel Coffee Table (46 cm x 60cm diameter) 15€ DVD burners (x3) in tower 30€ CD burners (x3) in tower 25€ 3 x Ikea ´under bed´ plastic storage containers 15€ Plastic storage drawers 10€ Film Projector 1950´s (prinz magnon super IQ, standard & super 8 cine films) 40€ Slide Projector (rank aldis TK300, 35mm) 30€ 2 x Badminton Racquets 10€ each Squash Racquets 10€ Assorted Toys ( ages 1 to 10 years) Various prices Assorted Books Various Authors 50cents each


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2 6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 9:15am ����������������������������������������� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ������������������������������Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ������������������������������������5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ���������������������������������������������������Big Brother 1:15pm �������������������������������������������Home and Away 1:45pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 2:15pm ������������������������������������������������The Mentalist 3:15pm ����������������������������������NYC: Tornado Terror 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������5 News at 5 5:30pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 6:00pm �������������������������������Home and Away 6:30pm ����������������������������������������������� 5 News 7:00pm ��������������������������� Emergency Bikers 8:00pm ������������������������� Police Interceptors 9:00pm ��������������������������������������� Big Brother 10:00pm ������������������������� The Walking Dead 11:00pm ������ Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am �������������������Extraordinary People 1:00am �������������������������������������Super Casino

7:15am �����������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 9:25am �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ������������������������������ The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ���������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 12:00pm ��������������������������������������������������Emmerdale 12:30pm �����������������������������������Coronation Street 1:30pm �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 6:00pm �������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ����������������All Star Family Fortunes 8:00pm ��������������������� You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm ��������������������������� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm ����������������������������������� The Fugitive 12:45am ������������������������������Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

7:00pm �����������������British Olympic Dreams Behind the scenes with Great Britain’s Olympic hopefuls as they prepare for 2012. 7:30pm �����������������British Olympic Dreams 8:00pm �������������������������Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm ��������������� Kidnapped and Drugged for Family Honour Documentary telling the shocking story of how a 23-year-old British girl was drugged and kidnapped by members of her family after refusing to go through with a marriage arranged by them, and secretly marrying someone else. 10:00pm ������������������������������������� EastEnders 10:30pm ��������������������� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 11:00pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:20pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:45pm ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:30am ������������� Kidnapped and Drugged for Family Honour 1:30am ����������������������� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 2:00am ��������������������������Coming Here Soon 3:00am �������������������������Don’t Tell the Bride

8:55am ��������������������������������������������Deal or No Deal 9:55am �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 10:35am ��������������Location, Location, Location 11:40am ��������������������������������������������������Boomerang 1:25pm ����������������������������������������������������� Time Team 2:30pm �������������������������������������Time Team Special 3:35pm ����������������������������� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm �������������������������������������A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ������������������� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:00am ������������������������������������� Carry on Laughing 6:25am �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 7:20am ����������������������������������Upstairs, Downstairs 8:25am �������������������������������������������������On the Buses 9:00am ������������������ Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:00am �����������������������������������������������������������Maigret 11:05am ����������������������������������������Inspector Morse 1:10pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 2:10pm ������������������������������������ Murder, She Wrote 3:10pm ������������������������������������������������������������������Monk 4:05pm ��������������������������������������������������Countrywise 4:40pm �����������������������������������������������World Kitchen 5:10pm ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 5:50pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat

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tu e s d a y 6:00am ���������������������������������������������������������Breakfast 9:15am ����������������������������� Crimewatch Roadshow 10:00am ������������������Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ������������������������������������������������ Real Rescues 11:45am ��������������������������������Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ������������������������������������������������Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ���������������������������������������� BBC News at One 1:45pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 6:00pm ������������������������������� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ����������������������������BBC London News 7:00pm ���������������������������������� The One Show 7:30pm ����������������������������������������EastEnders Alice is forced to choose between the two men in her life when Joey pulls out all the stops to hurt Derek during a family lunch. Alfie misses a vital penalty during The Vic’s first football match but can Kat bring herself to drop him from the team? 8:00pm ������������������������������������������Holby City Stepping Up to the Plate. Chantelle wants to be taken more seriously as a nurse, and Ric encourages her to speak up more. When faced with a serious ethical dilemma, Chantelle finally finds her voice, but has she gone too far? 9:00pm ����������Turn Back Time: The Family In this episode, the families are put through the mill as they experience family life during the Interwar years. They experience the highs of the “roaring twenties”, followed by the lows of the Great Depression and its catastrophic effect on British economy. 10:00pm ����������������������������BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��������������������������BBC London News 10:35pm �������������������������������������������� Imagine Paul Simon’s Graceland - Under African Skies. Arts series. Paul Simon’s Graceland album is one of his greatest achievements - a brilliant fusion of African rhythms and western pop which became a global phenomenon. 12:05am ����������������������������������������� Infamous Biographical drama following American journalist Truman Capote’s research into the murder of a Kansas family that would form the basis for his ‘non-fiction novel’ In Cold Blood. 2:05am ������������������������������������Weatherview 2:10am �������������������������������The Fish Market: Inside Billingsgate

6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 6:35am ��������������������������������������������������Chuggington 6:50am ��������������������������������������������������� Rastamouse 7:00am ���������������������������������������������������������������������Roar 7:30am ������������������������ The League of Super Evil 7:45am ���������������������������������������Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am ������������������������������������������������������ Newsround 8:00am ��������������������������������� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am �������������������������������Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ������������������������������������������������� Big and Small 9:00am �����������������������������������������Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��������������������������������������Little Charley Bear 9:20am �����������������������������Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ������������������������������������������� Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9:40am ������������������������������������ The Koala Brothers 9:50am ����������������������������������������������Woolly and Tig 9:55am ���������������������������Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:10am �������������������������������������������������������Waybuloo 10:30am ��������������������������������� In the Night Garden 11:00am ���������������������������Hampton Court Palace Flower Show 2012 11:30am ����������������������������������������The Daily Politics 12:00pm �������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 3:25pm �������������������������������������������������������Deadly Art 3:40pm �����������������������Prank Patrol Down Under 4:05pm �������������������������������� Me and My Monsters 4:30pm ���������������������������Who Let the Dogs Out? 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������� Newsround 5:10pm ����������������������������������������������������������Copycats 5:40pm �����������������������������������������Shaun the Sheep 5:50pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 8:00pm ���������������������� Today at Wimbledon 9:00pm ��������������������������������������Line of Duty Having been duped into covering up Jackie’s crime, Gates is desperate to sever ties with her. But, as Arnott and Fleming close in on his secret, Gates is plunged into an even more dangerous situation than he first thought. 10:00pm ������������������������������������������������������� QI 10:30pm ���������������������������������������Newsnight 11:20pm ������������������������The Secret History of Our Streets 12:20am �����������������������������������������BBC News

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6:10am �������������������������������������������������������������Sali Mali 6:15am ������������������������������������������������������� The Hoobs 7:05am ���������������������������������������� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ������������������������������������������According to Jim 8:00am �������������������Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ���������������������������������������������������������������Frasier 9:00am ������������������������Undercover Boss Canada 10:00am ������������������������������������������������� Four Rooms 11:00am ����������������������� You Deserve This House 12:00pm ���������������������������������������� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ����������������������Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ���������������������������������River Cottage Bites 12:55pm ���������������������������������������������Scaramouche 3:10pm ���������������������������������������������������� Countdown 4:00pm �������������������������������������������� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 5:30pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm �����������������������������������The Simpsons Grandpa Simpson and Mr Burns are both in seeking priceless German artwork that was hidden at the end of World War II by their platoon, which was deemed to be owned by the last surviving member. 6:30pm ������������������������������������������� Hollyoaks A scorned Brendan is hell-bent on revenge, but Walker warns him that the cost could prove too high and encourages him to play it safe. 7:00pm ������������������������������� Channel 4 News 7:55pm �������������� Sainsbury’s London 2012 8:00pm ����������������������Embarrassing Bodies Joining them in the studio at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital are a breast surgeon and a specialist in penile reconstruction to review the cases and offer further advice to new patients. 9:00pm ������������������������Gordon Behind Bars 10:00pm ������������������������������������ True Stories 11:40pm ����������������������������������Random Acts 11:45pm ���������������������������� 8 Out of 10 Cats 12:30am ������������������������������������4thought.tv 12:35am ��������������������������������Steve Coogan: The Man Who Thinks He’s it 1:35am ������������Toshiba Windsor Triathlon 2:30am ���������������������� KOTV Boxing Weekly 2:55am �������������������������������������������������Sailing

Bomber Command ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm “The fighters are our salvation but the bombers alone provide the means of victory.”

- Winston Churchill

ITV1’s new documentary Bomber Command tells the incredible story of some of the only men in the British forces not to receive a campaign medal for their efforts in the Second World War. Just days after Her Majesty The Queen finally unveils a memorial in London’s Green Park to honour the 55,573 men of Bomber Command – half their total number - who lost their lives in the war, this hour-long documentary meets some of the last surviving men who fearlessly

led air missions over Adolf Hitler’s Germany. It follows the journey of Bomber Command airmen through the Second World War from their arrival at RAF bases to the controversial bombing of Dresden. Some argue that the courageous men of Bomber Command – responsible for the bombing of Germany’s industrial heartlands and the Dambusters raid - were among the greatest fighters of the war. Yet snubbed by Prime Minister Winston Churchill, they were some of the only men in the entire Armed Forces not to receive a campaign medal.


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3 6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 11:10am ������������ Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ������������������������������������5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ���������������������������������������������������Big Brother 1:15pm �������������������������������������������Home and Away 1:45pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 2:15pm ������������������������������������������������The Mentalist 3:15pm ������������������������������Tidal Wave: No Escape 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������5 News at 5 5:30pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 6:00pm �������������������������������Home and Away 6:30pm ����������������������������������������������� 5 News 7:00pm ���������������������������Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 8:00pm ����������������World’s Toughest Prison 9:00pm ���� CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10:00pm ������������������������������������� Big Brother 11:00pm ������ Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ������������������������Banged Up Abroad 12:55am �����������������������������������Super Casino

6:25am ��������������������������������������Coronation Street 7:15am �����������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 9:25am �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ������������������������������ The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ���������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 12:00pm ��������������������������������������������������Emmerdale 12:30pm �����������������������������������Coronation Street 1:30pm �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 6:00pm �������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ����������������������America’s Got Talent 9:00pm ��������������������������� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm ���������������������������������Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 11:00pm ������������������������������������� Total Recall

7:00pm ��������������������������������������Doctor Who When he follows a Time Lord distress signal, the Doctor puts Amy, Rory and his beloved TARDIS in grave danger. 7:45pm ��������������Doctor Who Confidential Behind-the-scenes series sets sail for a journey on board the Doctor Who pirate ship. Acclaimed fantasy author Neil Gaiman takes us on a personal tour of the Doctor’s magical machine, and there’s a look at what life is like on a junkyard planet. 8:00pm �������������������������Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm ��������������������������Coming Here Soon 10:00pm ������������������������������������� EastEnders 10:30pm ����������������������� Live at the Electric 11:00pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:20pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:45pm ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:05am ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:30am ������������������������Coming Here Soon 1:30am ������������������������� Live at the Electric 2:00am ��������Russell Howard’s Good News 2:30am ��������������Can We Trust the Police?

6:00am ������������������������������������� Carry on Laughing 6:25am �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 7:20am ����������������������������������Upstairs, Downstairs 8:25am ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 9:05am ������������������ Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am ����������������������������������������������������������������Monk 11:05am ����������������������������������������Inspector Morse 1:05pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 2:10pm ������������������������������������ Murder, She Wrote 3:10pm ������������������������������������������������������������������Monk 4:05pm ��������������������������������Countrywise Kitchen 4:40pm �����������������������������������������������World Kitchen 5:10pm ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 5:50pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 6:55pm ������������������������� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ���������������� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm ���������������Agatha Christie’s Marple 11:00pm �������������������������� Canterbury Tales 12:10am �����������������������������Inspector Morse 1:55am ���������������������������� ITV3 Nightscreen

8:55am ���������������������������������������������Deal or No Deal 9:55am ������������������������������������������������� Four in a Bed 10:30am ���������������Location, Location, Location 11:35am ����������������������������������������������� Hills of Home 1:25pm ������������������������������������������������������Time Team 2:30pm ��������������������������������������Time Team Special 3:35pm ������������������������������Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm �����A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��������������������Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6:50pm �������������������������Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ���������������������������������� Grand Designs Claire Farrow and her husband Ian Hogarth have always dreamed of building a home large enough to incorporate their own dance floor and DJ booth. That’s a tall order in London. 9:00pm �������������������������Come Dine with Me 10:00pm �����������������������24 Hours in A and E 11:05pm ��������������������������������������������Coppers 12:10am ������������������������Come Dine with Me 1:15am ��������������������������24 Hours in A and E

6:00am ������������������������������������������������������������Film File 6:10am ���������������������������������������The Professionals 7:00am ����������������������������������������������������������The Saint 8:00am �������������������������������������������������������������� Minder 9:00am �������������� World’s Wildest Police Videos 9:55am ��������������������������������������������� Quantum Leap 10:50am �������������������������������������The Professionals 11:55am ������������������������������������������������������������ Minder 1:00pm ���������Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ����������������������Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ����������������������������Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm ���������������������������������������������Motorsport UK 6:00pm ��������������������������������� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �������������������������������� Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ����������������������������������� The Sweeney 9:00pm �������������������������������������������������Ticker 10:50pm ������������������������ We Own the Night 1:10am �������World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:00am ��������������������������� The Professionals 2:50am ���������������������������� ITV4 Nightscreen

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4:00am ������������������������������������Rookie Of The Year 12-year-old Henry Rowengartner, whose late father was a minor league baseball player, grew up dreaming of playing baseball, despite his physical shortcomings. Although he’s close to his mother Mary, Henry hates Mary’s latest boyfriend, Jack Bradfield. 6:00am ����������������������������������������������� The Big White To remedy his financial problems, a travel agent has his eye on a frozen corpse, which just happens to be sought after by two hitmen. 8:00am ��������������������������������������������The Devil’s Own A police officer uncovers the real identity of his houseguest, an IRA terrorist in hiding. 10:00am �������������������Forbes 10 Most Expensive Celebrity Divorces 11:00am ��������������������������������� Message in a Bottle Kevin Costner, Paul Newman and Robin Wright Penn star in this heartwarming romance about love lost and love found based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Walking alone on deserted stretch of beach, a woman finds a bottle containing a moving, passionate letter, signed simply, “G.” 1:00pm ������������������������������������������������������������� S.W.A.T. An imprisoned drug kingpin offers a huge cash reward to anyone that can break him out of police custody and only the LAPD’s Special Weapons and Tactics team can prevent it. 3:00pm �����������������������Raising Celebrity: Tales of Hollywood Mums 4:00pm ��������������������������������������������The Devil’s Own A police officer uncovers the real identity of his houseguest, an IRA terrorist in hiding. 6:00pm �����������������������������������������������Enough Working class waitress Slim finds her life transformed when she marries wealthy contractor Mitch. She settles into an idyllic suburban life and seems to have everything she wants: loving husband, beautiful home, and Gracie, an adorable 5-year-old daughter. 8:00pm ������������������������ Little Miss Sunshine The Hoover family treks from Albuquerque to the Little Miss Sunshine pageant in Redondo Beach, California, to fulfill the deepest wish of 7-year-old Olive, an ordinary little girl with big dreams. 10:00pm ���������������������������������The Hot Chick An attractive and popular teenager who is mean spirited toward others, finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body.


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w e d n e s d ay 6:00am ���������������������������������������������������������Breakfast 9:15am ����������������������������� Crimewatch Roadshow 10:00am ������������������Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ������������������������������������������������ Real Rescues 11:45am ��������������������������������Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ������������������������������������������������Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ���������������������������������������� BBC News at One 1:45pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 Sue Barker presents further live coverage from the men’s quarter-finals at Wimbledon. 6:00pm ������������������������������� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ����������������������������BBC London News 7:00pm ���������������������������������� The One Show 7:30pm ����������������������DIY SOS The Big Build Ottery St Mary. Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team enlist the help of the local community to finish converting a two-bedroom bungalow into a four-bedroom home for a family at the end of their tether. 8:30pm ����������������������������������������EastEnders

Kat’s confidence is boosted as she flirts with Derek, Jack, Max, Michael and Ray but she soon finds herself in a compromising situation. Lola and Jay spend the day together but their shenanigans leave them trapped. 9:00pm ����������������������������� When I Get Older

John Simpson, Gloria Hunniford, Lesley Joseph and Tony Robinson leave their wealth, comfort and busy lives to move in with a pensioner experiencing one of the toughest problems facing old people in the UK. 10:00pm ����������������������������BBC News at Ten 10:35pm ��������������������The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45pm �������Have I Got Old News for You 11:15pm ������������������������In the Electric Mist Psychological thriller based on the acclaimed novel. New Iberia detective Lt Dave Robicheaux tries to link the murder of a local hooker to New Orleans mobster Julie ‘Baby Feet’ Balboni, who is co-producing a Civil War film. 1:05am ������������������������������������Weatherview 1:10am ����������������������������������� Brick by Brick: Rebuilding Our Past 2:10am ������������������������Arts Troubleshooter

6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 6:35am ��������������������������������������������������Chuggington 6:50am ��������������������������������������������������� Rastamouse 7:00am ���������������������������������������������������������������������Roar 7:30am ������������������������ The League of Super Evil 7:45am ���������������������������������������Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am ������������������������������������������������������ Newsround 8:00am ��������������������������������� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am �������������������������������Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ������������������������������������������������� Big and Small 9:00am �����������������������������������������Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��������������������������������������Little Charley Bear 9:20am �����������������������������Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am �����������Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9:40am ������������������������������������ The Koala Brothers 9:50am ���������������������������������������������������������Lunar Jim 10:00am �������������������������������������������������������������Dipdap 10:05am ���������������������������������������������������������Kerwhizz 10:30am �������������������������Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am �������������������������������������������������������Waybuloo 11:00am ��������������������������������� In the Night Garden 11:30am ����������������������������������������The Daily Politics 12:55pm �������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 3:25pm �������������������������������������������������������Deadly Art 3:40pm �����������������������Prank Patrol Down Under 4:05pm �������������������������������� Me and My Monsters 4:30pm ������������Horrible Histories: Gory Games 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������� Newsround 5:10pm ����������������������������������������������������������Copycats 5:40pm �����������������������������������������Shaun the Sheep 5:50pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 8:00pm ���������������������� Today at Wimbledon 9:00pm ��������������������������The Secret History of Our Streets The fifth episode features Reverdy Road, Bermondsey, which has endured as an enclave of working-class respectability. When Booth visited in 1900, he was impressed by the houses, gardens, and by the broad and clean streets. 10:00pm ��������������������������The Culture Show 10:30pm ���������������������������������������Newsnight 11:20pm ��������������� 7/7: One Day in London 12:50am �����������������������������������������BBC News

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6:00am ����������������������������������������������������������Daybreak 8:30am ������������������������������������������������������������Lorraine 9:25am �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ������������������������������������������������This Morning 11:25am ��������������������������������������������������������ITV News 11:30am ������������������������������������������������This Morning 12:30pm ��������������������������������������������Loose Women 1:30pm �����������������������������ITV News and Weather 2:00pm �������������������������May the Best House Win 3:00pm ����������������������������������Dickinson’s Real Deal Karen Dalmeny’s dealing skills are put under the microscope, a toy plane really takes off at auction, and Mike Melody falls for the charms of a gold bracelet. 4:00pm �����������������������������������������A Touch of Frost Inspector Frost has plenty on his plate when an MP’s son is involved in a hit-and-run accident and a casino robbery takes place on the same night. 5:00pm �������������������������������������������������Tipping Point

6:00am ������������������������������������ The Treacle People 6:10am �������������������������������������������������������������Sali Mali 6:15am ������������������������������������������������������� The Hoobs 7:05am ���������������������������������������� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ������������������������������������������According to Jim 8:00am �������������������Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ���������������������������������������������������������������Frasier 9:00am ������������������������Undercover Boss Canada 10:00am ������������������������������������������������� Four Rooms 11:00am ����������������������� You Deserve This House 12:00pm ���������������������������������������� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ����������������������Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm �������������������� Sainsbury’s London 2012 12:40pm �������������������� How to Cook Like Heston 1:10pm ������������������������������The Thirty-Nine Steps 3:10pm ���������������������������������������������������� Countdown 4:00pm �������������������������������������������� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 5:30pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm ������������������������������� London Tonight 6:30pm ������������������ ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ��������������������������������������� Emmerdale Rodney is horrified to find Ashley has been sleeping rough. Guilty Chas and Cameron secretly say their goodbyes. Alicia’s feelings take over on her hen night. 7:30pm ���������������������������Coronation Street Steve is caught unprepared when Lloyd decides to fight dirty. Izzy confides her secret to Fiz. Sean dreads facing Marcus. 8:00pm ��������������������������Midsomer Murders When a young female member of a new age cult called The Oblong Foundation goes missing, DCI John Barnaby investigates and sends DS Jones undercover at the cult’s base, Malham Hall. 10:00pm �����������������������������ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm �������������������������������Magnum Force The second action thriller in the Dirty Harry series sees maverick cop Harry Callahan investigating the slaying of some of the West Coast’s most powerful criminals. Dismissing the theory that the murders are the result of underworld squabbling. 12:45am ������������������������������������� Jackpot247 3:00am ������������������������������� Tango and Cash

6:00pm �����������������������������������The Simpsons 6:30pm ������������������������������������������� Hollyoaks The village is buzzing after Texas’ decision to go to the press, but has she made things worse? A shocking phone call could change everything. A devastated Brendan is desperate to get Cheryl to safety, but can he convince her to leave the village? 7:00pm ������������������������������� Channel 4 News 7:55pm �������������� Sainsbury’s London 2012 8:00pm �����������������������������������River Cottage 9:00pm ������������������������ 24 Hours in A and E 10:00pm ������������������������������A Short History of Everything Else 10:30pm ��������������������������������������� The Killing 11:30pm ����������������������������������Random Acts 11:35pm ����������������������������������� 2 Broke Girls 12:00am ������������������������������������4thought.tv 12:05am ����������������������������������������� Spotlight 12:20am ������������������������������Nando’s Gignics 12:35am ����������������� Lovebox Festival 2012 1:00am �����������������������������������Luke Bingham 1:10am �����������������������Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 1:25am ������������������������ Teenage Paparazzo 3:00am ������������������������������������������Southland

River Cottage: Three Go Mad Channel 4 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm In this special episode of River Cottage, three famous actors swap the stage for the kitchen, and fancy shoes for wellies, to join Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall in a cookery masterclass at River Cottage farm. Taking part are Philip Glenister, from Ashes To Ashes, Keeley Hawes, and The Good Life’s Felicity Kendal - the original poster girl for smallholders

throughout the land. Over two days of good cooking and fun on the farm, Hugh introduces his famous trio to the ways of River Cottage, the importance of seasonal, ethical produce, and the delights of home-grown, home-cooked food. There will be fun, fishing, foraging and tasty food, from delicious chocolate cakes to soups with an extra zing.


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4 6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 9:15am ����������������������������������������� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ������������������������������Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ������������������������������������5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ���������������������������������������������������Big Brother 1:15pm �������������������������������������������Home and Away 1:45pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 2:15pm ������������������������������������������������The Mentalist 3:10pm ����������������������������������The Lady Musketeer 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������5 News at 5 5:30pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 6:00pm �������������������������������Home and Away 6:30pm ����������������������������������������������� 5 News 7:00pm ������������������������� Police Interceptors 8:00pm �� World’s Craziest Police Pursuits 9:00pm �����������������������������������������������������NCIS 10:00pm ������������������������������������� Big Brother 11:00pm ������ Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ������������������������������������ Cricket on 5 1:05am �������������������������������������Super Casino

6:50am ���������������������� Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:15am �����������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 9:25am �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ������������������������������ The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ���������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 12:00pm ��������������������������������������������������Emmerdale 1:00pm ���������������������� Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 6:00pm �������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ����������������All Star Family Fortunes 8:00pm ����������������������America’s Got Talent 9:00pm �����������������������������������������������������Hulk 11:50pm ������������������������������Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

7:00pm ��������������������������������������Doctor Who A solar tsunami liberates doppelgangers from their human ‘originals’. And when the Doctor arrives, the deaths begin... 7:45pm ��������������Doctor Who Confidential We discover the truth behind Rory’s latest love interest, learn the tricks about filming with doubles and find out what it’s like to be a guest star through the eyes of actor Marshall Lancaster. 8:00pm �������������������������Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm ��������������������������������� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 10:00pm ������������������������������������� EastEnders 10:30pm ������Russell Howard’s Good News 11:00pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:45pm ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:30am ������������������������������� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 1:30am ��������������� Kidnapped and Drugged for Family Honour 2:30am ����������������������������������������� Dead Boss 3:00am ����������������������� Snog, Marry, Avoid?

8:55am ��������������������������������������������Deal or No Deal 9:55am �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 10:30am ��������������������������������� River Cottage Bites 10:45am ��������������Location, Location, Location 11:20am �������������������Drums Along the Mohawk 1:25pm ����������������������������������������������������� Time Team 2:30pm �������������������������������������Time Team Special 3:35pm ����������������������������� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm �������������������������������������A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ������������������� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6:50pm ������������������������ Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ����������������������������������Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to visit Daren Howarth and Adi Nortje four years after they moved from Brighton to Brittany to take on a huge life experiment. 9:00pm ��������������������The Secret Millionaire 10:00pm ��������������� One Born Every Minute 11:05pm ������������������� Embarrassing Bodies 12:10am �������������������The Secret Millionaire 1:10am ������������������ One Born Every Minute

6:00am ������������������������������������� Carry on Laughing 6:25am �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 7:20am ����������������������������������Upstairs, Downstairs 8:25am ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 9:05am ������������������ Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am ����������������������������������������������������������������Monk 11:05am ����������������������������������������Inspector Morse 1:05pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 2:10pm ������������������������������������ Murder, She Wrote 3:10pm ������������������������������������������������������������������Monk 4:05pm ��������������������������������������������������������The Lakes 4:40pm �����������������������������������������������World Kitchen 5:15pm ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 5:55pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat

6:00am ���������������Greatest World Cup Matches 6:15am �������������������World Cup Hat-Trick Heroes 6:20am ������������������������������������������������ The Sweeney 7:15am ����������������������������������������������������������The Saint 8:15am ��������������������������������������������������������������� Minder 9:15am ��������������� World’s Wildest Police Videos 10:00am ������������������������������������������� Quantum Leap 10:55am ���������������������������������������������� The Sweeney 11:55am �������������������������������������������������������The Saint 1:00pm ���������Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ����������������������Tour De France 2012 Live 5:00pm ���������������������������������������The Professionals

6:55pm ������������������������� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ������������������� Little Shop of Horrors 10:00pm �������������Agatha Christie’s Marple 12:00am ��������������������������� A Touch of Frost 1:50am ��������������������������������������������� Film File 2:00am ���������������������������� ITV3 Nightscreen

6:00pm ��������������������������������� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ������������ Superbikes - When Britain Ruled the World 9:00pm �������������������������������The Wicker Man 10:50pm ����������������������������������Wild at Heart 1:20am ������World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:05am ��������������������������������Tommy Cooper 3:00am ������������������������������������Teleshopping

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4:00am ����������������������������������� Message in a Bottle Kevin Costner, Paul Newman and Robin Wright Penn star in this heartwarming romance about love lost and love found based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Walking alone on deserted stretch of beach, a woman finds a bottle containing a moving, passionate letter, signed simply, “G.” 6:00am ����������������������������������� Little Miss Sunshine The Hoover family treks from Albuquerque to the Little Miss Sunshine pageant in Redondo Beach, California, to fulfill the deepest wish of 7-year-old Olive, an ordinary little girl with big dreams. 8:00am ����������������������������������������������� The Hot Chick An attractive and popular teenager who is mean spirited toward others, finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body. 10:00am ���������������������Raising Celebrity: Tales of Hollywood Mums 11:00am ������������������������������������Oscar And Lucinda In mid-1800’s England, Oscar is a young Anglican priest, a misfit and an outcast, but with the soul of an angel. As a boy, even though from a strict Pentecostal family, he felt God told him through a sign to leave his father and his faith and join the Church of England. 1:00pm �������������������������������������������������������������Enough Working class waitress Slim finds her life transformed when she marries wealthy contractor Mitch. She settles into an idyllic suburban life and seems to have everything she wants: loving husband, beautiful home, and Gracie, an adorable 5-year-old daughter. 3:00pm ��������� True Hollywood Stories: Britney Spears: Price of Fame part 1 6:00pm ������������������������������������������Bedazzled Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted 7 wishes by the devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul. 8:00pm ���������������������������������The Promotion Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store compete for a coveted promotion. 10:00pm ������������������������������ The Happening Elliot Moore is a high school science teacher who quizzes his class one day about an article in the New York Times. It’s about the sudden, mysterious disappearance of bees. Yet again Nature is doing something inexplicable, and whatever science has to say about it will be, in the end, only a theory.


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thu r s d a y 6:00am ���������������������������������������������������������Breakfast 9:15am ����������������������������� Crimewatch Roadshow 10:00am ������������������Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ������������������������������������������������ Real Rescues 11:45am ��������������������������������Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ������������������������������������������������Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ���������������������������������������� BBC News at One 1:30pm ���������������������������������������BBC London News 1:45pm ����������������������������������������� Wimbledon 2012 Sue Barker presents further coverage from the All England Club, where the women’s semi-finals are taking place. The introduction of the Centre Court roof in 2009 means that whatever the weather, by the end of play today, we will know who will be playing in Saturday’s final. 6:00pm ������������������������������� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ����������������������������BBC London News 7:00pm ���������������������������������� The One Show 7:30pm ����������������������������������������EastEnders A guilty Kat tries to put the events of yesterday behind her but will this be as simple as she thinks? Sasha and Cora devise a cunning plan to increase sales at the charity shop while Joey comes to Lucy’s rescue after she finds herself in a tricky situation. 8:00pm �������������������������������������� Traffic Cops The traffic cops deal with a mystery death after a passing cyclist discovers a man’s body in the undergrowth. With no clues about how the decesaed came to be there, the only thing the police are sure of is that the killer is still on the loose. 9:00pm ����������������������������� When I Get Older The four famous pensioners face up to a life they all fear when they move into care homes for old people forced to rely on others to survive their final years. 10:00pm ����������������������������BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��������������������������BBC London News 10:35pm ��������������������������������Question Time 11:35pm ����������������������������������������This Week 12:20am ������������������� Holiday Weatherview 12:25am ����������������������������������������Panorama 12:55am ������������������������������������� Countryfile 1:55am ������������������������Antiques Roadshow 2:55am ������������������ Crime and Punishment

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6:10am �������������������������������������������������������������Sali Mali 6:15am ������������������������������������������������������� The Hoobs 6:40am ������������������������������������������������������ The Hoobs 7:05am ���������������������������������������� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ������������������������������������������According to Jim 8:00am �������������������Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ���������������������������������������������������������������Frasier 9:00am ������������������������Undercover Boss Canada 10:00am ������������������������������������������������� Four Rooms 11:00am ����������������������� You Deserve This House 12:00pm ���������������������������������������� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ����������������������Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ���������������������������������River Cottage Bites 12:45pm �����������������������������������������North to Alaska 3:10pm ���������������������������������������������������� Countdown 4:00pm �������������������������������������������� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 5:30pm ����������������������������������� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm �����������������������������������The Simpsons 6:30pm ������������������������������������������� Hollyoaks Texas is left terrified for her life. When Ally introduces Carmel to some of his army buddies, she realises how much she has to live for and finally decides to come home. George and Esther hear about the opportunity of a lifetime- an internship at Company magazine. 7:00pm ������������������������������� Channel 4 News 7:55pm �������������� Sainsbury’s London 2012 8:00pm ������������������ Country House Rescue Great Fulford is a Grade I listed manor house near Exeter in Devon. Set in three thousand acres, it is home to a couple who are accustomed to the media spotlight - Francis and Kishanda Fulford, previously seen on Channel 4 in The F***ing Fulfords in 2004. 9:00pm �����������������������������Michael Johnson: Survival of the Fastest 10:00pm ���������������������� 24 Hours in A and E 11:05pm ����������������������Gordon Behind Bars 12:10am �����������������������������������Random Acts 12:15am �������������������������������������4thought.tv 12:20am ��������������������������� Undercover Boss 1:15am �����������������Our Man in... The Costas 2:10am ����������������������������������������� Dispatches 2:40am ���������������������������������������� Time Team

Let’s Get Gold ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Sports teams from across the UK attempt to use their sporting skills to put on a spectacular show and win £100,000. This is the first of three heats before the final. Rio Ferdinand, Freddie Flintoff, Martine McCutcheon and Una Healy Vernon Kay to Host.

The judging panel will consist of former England captain and Premier League footballer Rio Ferdinand; former English cricketer Freddie Flintoff; singer and Laurence Olivier award-winning actress Martine McCutcheon; and singer-songwriter and part of successful girl group The Saturdays, Una Healy.

Rio Ferdinand said: “I can’t wait to get started on the judging panel of Let’s Get Gold. It’s set to be a fantastic show, capturing the nation’s sporting mood perfectly. I am very excited to be working with Freddie, Martine and Una in the search for new sporting stars. May the best team win!”


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5 6:00am ������������������������������������������������Children´s TV 9:15am ����������������������������������������� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ������������ Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ������������������������������������5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ���������������������������������������������������Big Brother 1:15pm �������������������������������������������Home and Away 1:45pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 2:15pm ������������������������������������������������The Mentalist 3:15pm ����������������������������������The Lady Musketeer 5:00pm ����������������������������������������������������5 News at 5 5:30pm �����������������������������������������������������Neighbours 6:00pm �������������������������������Home and Away 6:30pm ����������������������������������������������� 5 News 7:00pm ����������������World’s Toughest Prison 8:00pm ���������������������� Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars 9:00pm ������������������������The Hotel Inspector 10:00pm ������������������������������������� Big Brother 11:00pm ������ Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am �����������������������������������Super Casino

6:25am ��������������������������������������Coronation Street 6:50am ���������������������� Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:15am �����������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 9:25am �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ������������������������������ The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ���������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 12:00pm ��������������������������������������������������Emmerdale 12:30pm �����������������������������������Coronation Street 1:00pm ���������������������� Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm �����������������������������The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �������������������������������� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm �����������������������������������������������������Judge Judy 6:00pm �������������The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ����������������All Star Family Fortunes 8:00pm ��������������������� You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm ������������������������������������ American Pie 11:00pm ������������������������������� Celebrity Juice

7:00pm ��������������������������������������Doctor Who The Doctor must convince terrified factory workers to trust their doppelgangers. But there’s a killer on the loose... 7:45pm ��������������Doctor Who Confidential 8:00pm ��������������������������Coming Here Soon 9:00pm ������������������������������Russell Howard’s Good News 9:30pm ������������������������� Live at the Electric 10:00pm ������������������������������������� EastEnders 10:30pm ��������������������������������������� Dead Boss 11:00pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:20pm �������������������������������������� Family Guy 11:45pm ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:05am ������������������������������� American Dad! 12:30am ����������������������� Live at the Electric 1:00am ����������������������������������������� Dead Boss 1:30am ��������������������������������� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 2:30am ������������������������������Russell Howard’s Good News 3:00am ��������������������������Coming Here Soon

8:55am ��������������������������������������������Deal or No Deal 9:55am �������������������������������������������������Four in a Bed 10:30am ��������������������������������� River Cottage Bites 10:35am ��������������Location, Location, Location 11:10am ����������������������������������������������Helen of Troy 1:25pm ����������������������������������������������������� Time Team 2:30pm �������������������������������������Time Team Special 3:35pm ����������������������������� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm ����A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ������������������� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:00am ������������������������������������� Carry on Laughing 6:25am �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 7:20am ����������������������������������Upstairs, Downstairs 8:25am ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 9:05am ������������������ Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am ����������������������������������������������������������������Monk 11:05am ����������������������������������������Inspector Morse 1:10pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat 2:10pm ������������������������������������ Murder, She Wrote 3:10pm ������������������������������������������������������������������Monk 4:10pm ��������������������������������������������������������The Lakes 4:40pm �����������������������������������������������World Kitchen 5:15pm ���������������������������������������������Terry and June 5:55pm �������������������������������������������������������Heartbeat

6:00am �����������������������������������������UEFA Champions League Greatest Finals 6:20am ���������������������������������������The Professionals 7:10am ��������������������������������������������������������������� Minder 8:05am ���������������������������������������������������������The Saint 9:05am �������������� World’s Wildest Police Videos 10:00am ������������������������������������������� Quantum Leap 10:55am �������������������������������������The Professionals 11:55am ������������������������������������������������������������ Minder 1:00pm ���������Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ����������������������Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ����������������������������Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm ���������������������������������������The Professionals

6:55pm ������������������������� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ��The Return of Sherlock Holmes 9:00pm ���������������Agatha Christie’s Marple 11:05pm ������������������������������������ Eternal Law 12:10am �����������������������������Inspector Morse 2:00am ���������������������������� ITV3 Nightscreen

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6:00pm ��������������������������������� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ����������������������The Motorbike Show 9:00pm ���������������Billy Connolly’s Route 66 10:00pm ��������������� You Cannot be Serious! 10:30pm ������������������������ We Own the Night 12:50am ����������������������������������������� Breakout 1:50am ������World’s Wildest Police Videos

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4:00am ���������������������������������������������������������������Snatch Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers, and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond. 6:00am ��������������������������������������Oscar And Lucinda In mid-1800’s England, Oscar is a young Anglican priest, a misfit and an outcast, but with the soul of an angel. As a boy, even though from a strict Pentecostal family, he felt God told him through a sign to leave his father and his faith and join the Church of England. 8:00am ��������������������������������������������������������Bedazzled Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted 7 wishes by the devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul. 10:00am ������� True Hollywood Stories: Britney Spears: Price of Fame part 1 1:00pm ���������������������������������������������The Happening Elliot Moore is a high school science teacher who quizzes his class one day about an article in the New York Times. It’s about the sudden, mysterious disappearance of bees. Yet again Nature is doing something inexplicable, and whatever science has to say about it will be, in the end, only a theory. 3:00pm ��������� True Hollywood Stories: Britney Spears: Price of Fame part 2 4:00pm ���������������������������������������������The Promotion Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store compete for a coveted promotion. 6:00pm ������ Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle The Angels--Natalie, Dylan, and Alex-prepare to strike without warning as they go undercover to retrieve two missing silver bands. These are no ordinary rings. They contain valuable encrypted information that reveal the new identities of every person in the Federal Witness Protection Program. 8:00pm �������������������Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake. 10:00 pm ������������������������������Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Dr. Evil is back...and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60’s and steal Austin Powers’s mojo, inadvertently leaving him usless.


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Tenerife Weekly - 29th June - 5th July 2012 CALDERS CONFESSIONS

“I think I’m gay, my parents will disown me!”

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I grew up in a very happy home but my parents have very religious, old-fashioned values. At a party recently I ended up kissing a girl and haven’t stopped thinking about it since. I`m 19 now and I think I might be gay but am so worried that my parents would disown me for it. Should I keep quiet and try to change my feelings, or risk losing my family? I feel trapped in a no-win situation. Deena

Confessions

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Copresenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves. We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team. If you have an issue you can`t overcome or just need general help and confidential advice, why not email Calder: calder@tenerife-weekly.com

Facebook Fear

My Mum’s 50 and recently she heard about the friends networking site on the internet, called Facebook. She’s joined the site and posted loads of pictures and tried to make friends with all my mates on there. I’m really embarrassed by it all. Mum’s 50 for God’s sake, not 15. But she’s always talking about it and loves feeling like she’s in touch with technology. I feel like she should butt out and act her age. Katie, 18 I’m completely not exactly a computer genius Katie but I’m pretty sure that Facebook and sites like it are for people of all ages? Provided your mum is being honest about who she is then I don’t see any harm in her getting involved at all.

“Sisters at war…..”

We all owe it to ourselves to live our lives as we want to sweetheart. Personally, I hate labels and prefer to think as everybody as an individual. If you feel the need to explore your sexuality, go ahead and do it, discover who you are. The reality is that your parents should just accept you for who you are but if you’re uncomfortable opening up to them at the moment, why not wait a while? You’re a consenting adult and provided you don’t break the law or force anybody to do anything, what harm are you doing? If it helps at all, MOST of the people I’ve spoken to who have eventually summoned up the courage to speak to their parents about something like this have been pleasantly surprised with the reaction they got.

My sister and I have been arguing on and off for three years now because I didn’t approve of her boyfriend. She’s 17, and he is 40 and I just don’t think it’s right. They broke up six months ago and just the other day he was killed in a car accident. She’s devastated as she still loved him. I feel two faced telling her I’m sorry as I was always telling her how much I hated her. How should I deal with this messy situation? Fiona

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I have to say that most teenagers are embarrassed by their mums and to me, this seems no different. Let the poor woman do what she wants to do? How would you feel if she wanted to exclude you from the internet? I think you need a reality check, I really do. Like I said, most teens ARE embarrassed by their mum or dad etc but trust me, it’s a phase that you will grow out of. Hopefully one day you will be proud of your mum for embracing the technology that so many adults are petrified of!

When it comes to relationships, everybody has their own preference in terms of age gaps. You’re perfectly entitled to have your view but you must also accept that your sister is entitled to hers. Largely, this issue is now academic and the scenario now is completely different. I don’t see why you should have a problem supporting your sister through her grief? She’s lost someone she loved and regardless of the circumstances, there’s a lot you can do to help her through this. The simple answer to your question is “get over it”. You need to see past your own feelings and do whatever you can to comfort this poor girl. Potentially, this whole thing could bring you both closer together but that cant happen until you put the past behind you can it?


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Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 A relationship will get back on track when Saturn turns direct in your partnership zone on Monday. A loved one may be ready to reconcile. Job tasks will increase on Tuesday. Be prepared to put in extra hours at work. You’ll have the gift of gab on Wednesday. Put your powers of persuasion to good use! Watch your actions carefully on Friday. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Revise your goal list when Jupiter squares Neptune in your zone of hopes and dreams on Monday. Pursue the ambitions that suit the new you. Take care of your health needs on Tuesday. Boost your immune system by eating right and exercising. A rival may burst on the scene on Friday. Don’t worry. You’ll best any competitor. Call on your common sense on Saturday. Gemini May 21 - June 20 You’ll be in a playful mood on Monday. Having fun will be a priority. You’ll radiate charisma when Venus turns direct in Gemini on Wednesday. It’s a great time to mingle with others. Put on your detective hat on Thursday. An associate may lie to you regarding a particular matter. You’ll need to ask the right questions to discover the truth. Cancer June 21 - July 22 Financial matters will require your attention on Monday. You may have to create a new budget. You’ll have a prophetic dream on Wednesday. Write down your nighttime reveries for future reference. A loved one may try to dictate your actions when the Sun in Cancer opposes Pluto on Friday.

Leo July 23 - Aug 22 Your brainpower will kick up a notch when Mercury enters Leo on Monday. Your head will lead your heart in all circumstances. Use tact when speaking with co-workers on Wednesday. Harsh words will alienate the good will of others. You may feel restless on Friday. Take steps to jazz up your life. Learn to play a new sport. A loved one may be in a grumpy mood on Sunday. Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22 Rely on your gut instincts on Monday. Pay heed to your first impressions, especially when meeting someone new. Get ready to step into the spotlight on Wednesday. Look your best when you leave the house. All eyes will be turned in your direction. You’ll feel optimistic when your ruler Mercury sextiles Jupiter on Friday. Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22 You’ll be filled with determination on Monday. No obstacle will be allowed to stand in your way. Try to stay alert on the job on Tuesday. A careless mistake could get you in trouble. You may obtain your heart’s desire when the Moon conjuncts Saturn in Libra on Thursday. This person will be very disappointed if you don’t follow through. Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 Keep your ears open at work on Monday. You’ll hear information that could help your career. A deal may fall through on Thursday. The timing isn’t right for this particular endeavor. Your sense of personal power will intensify when the Moon in Scorpio sextiles Pluto on Friday. It’s time to take control of your life! You’ll have the urge to splurge on Saturday.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21 An unexpected event will shake up your life on Monday. This experience will head you in a different direction. Romance will bring a smile to your face on Wednesday. If you’re single, someone special could enter your life. Don’t take others at face value on Friday. An associate may act in an underhanded fashion. A relative will ask you for advice when the Moon in Sagittarius trines Mercury on Sunday. Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Your life will flow smoothly when your ruler Saturn turns direct on Monday. Positive energy will surround all of your efforts. Update your wardrobe on Tuesday. Wear clothes that flatter your body type. Volunteer your services to a community project on Wednesday. Helping others will bring a smile to your face. A loved one may have a list of complaints on Friday. Aquarius Jan 19 - Feb 18 A friend may give you a hot stock tip on Monday. Thoroughly research financial endeavors before investing your money. Your social life will kick into high gear on Wednesday. Get ready to be inundated with invitations to get-togethers! Don’t wander in unfamiliar territory when the Sun squares your ruler Uranus on Friday.

Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 An associate may be in a negative mood on Monday. Don’t let this person bring you down. Interact with upbeat folks if you can. You’ll encounter a perplexing problem when Mercury is quincunx Neptune in Pisces on Thursday. There’s no easy solution to your dilemma. An admirer will shower you with attention on Friday.


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Welcome to Tenerife Weekly’s Pets’ Page

My name is Steph and some of you may have heard me on the radio each Thursday when I try to find good homes for fantastic pets. Each week this page will be filled with both useful and entertaining information to keep you up to date with the world of pets here in the Canaries.

Here come the calimas! An update on “The Tale It is coming into that time of year again, “Ridiculously Hot and Unbearably Unpleasant Calima Season” as I like to call it!! Please, please take care with your pets. In temperatures like the ones experienced this week please ensure your pet, big or small, has a constant supply of fresh water and suitable shade. If you must leave them outside for whatever reason it is vital that they have the ability to escape the overpowering heat. However you may find that it is safer to keep them indoors with windows and curtains closed when calimas hit, to keep the cool in and the heat out. Also leaving them in cars is a big “no no” and so think carefully before setting off somewhere which might involve them being left alone. If you are interested in a low price pet misting system to lower the outdoor

of the Lodged Bone”

temperature for your animals then you can call 922 738 885. It should also be mentioned that animals, often dogs, are more likely to show signs of aggression in high temperatures; so please make sure that children, in particular, are aware that they should leave them alone if they are resting.

Acción del Sol’s weekly news By Karen Clack

Marion González, the manager at Acción Del Sol, would like to say a big thank-you to Debbie Gibson, Chantel Kolker and Ana Isabel Rodríguez Pérez for all their hard work at the refuge last week. They spent a good few hours at the refuge photographing all the dogs that are there for adoption so we can advertise them all for rehoming as well as making there own videos, which I will send the links to in next week’s news and on our Facebook page, which hopefully will help these gorgeous dogs to find new homes. A lot of the dogs are larger, older dogs which people often pass by in favour of the puppies or smaller dogs. This is a very long and arduous task; trying to take clear, nice pictures. The dogs get so excited to come out

Useful Numbers Dog & Cat Grooming 628 859 973 - 922 738 885

If you find an abandoned dog

Arona - 010 Everywhere else – 112 24 Hour Vets Fanabe 617 483 707 El Medano 607 346 183 Playa San Juan 922 832 344

of there kennels and then the girls made lots of fuss over the dogs, but they did an excellent job and great fun was had by all, especially the dogs. Its also great too see so many new faces coming to the refuge to help out, the dogs really enjoy going out for walks, so if you have any spare time and would like to help then please visit the refuge Monday - Friday 3-6pm or call on 922 778 630 for more information. Please remember, if you do lose your dog then please report it to www.zoocan. net. Also report the loss to the local police as soon as possible, which is a legal requirement here in Spain, but more importantly it enhances your chances of your dog being returned to you providing your current address and contact phone number is in place. Please call 922 778 630 for more information or if you would like to help out in anyway, towels and blankets are always needed for the dogs if you have any to spare. They would be very much appreciated by our four legged friends. The refuge is situated at Poligono De Industrial Estate, Granadilla, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to ITER the Parque Eolica where the windmills are and it is open to the public Monday - Friday 3-6pm.

After a chaotic and very stressful week I am relieved to say that our dog, Raksha, has come out of the woods and is now very nearly fighting fit again. In fact, the day you pick this paper off the shelves is the day her sutures come out! Thank goodness for good vets! I did go and speak with the pet shop in question, as a warning more than anything

else, that there could be others coming in with a similar problem. They were visibly shocked at the state of our dog and were very sympathetic, however I believe the items in question is to remain for sale, so I must add – think carefully before purchasing a pigs trotter for your dog. Anyway, the story ended well for us, and so for that I must be grateful!

Paws for Thought

The Little Dogs’ Home

This week we have 5 gorgeous kittens This week The Little Dogs’ Home welcome Bob, who is kindly giving up needing homes. They are his time to help clean, walk and feed the canine residents at the refuge. m o s t l y Amongst them is “Guiness” who is in whites and desperate need of a loving home. He is still under a year old and is very creams and friendly! If you are interested in him or any absolutely of the other dogs please call 672 917 193

adorable! They are Can you help one of the featured animals? H ave yo u a n a r t i c l e o f i n t e r e s t ? ready now, D o e s yo u r p e t d e s e r ve a f e a t u r e ? all boys! Drop me an email at vetpetcare@hotmail.com Please call 652 974 140


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8. Bravery 9. New Zealand aboriginal 10. Native of Switzerland 11. Vertical 12. Barbarous person 13. Small box for holding tea leaves 16. Sink below the surface 19. Lockup 22. Small house 23. Rest on the surface of a liquid 24. Overjoy 25. Scoffed

Solutions to our puzzles can be found on page 48

1. Cutting instrument for paper 2. Of lower rank 3. City in central Belgium 4. Decline 5. Hug 6. Counterfeit 7. Liquid measure 14. Christmas season 15. Informal 17. Be unfaithful 18. Oily 20. On board 21. Tender 22. City in NW France

This week’s clever quote “I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.” - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The brain train

MATHS CHALLENGE Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.

Sudoku

Fill in the black squares so that each row, each column and each 3-by-3 block contain all of the digits 1 through 9.

Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Work from left to right. Each column is a math equation. Work from top to bottom

An easy one

9 1 8 3 4 3 6 9 5 2 7 8 6 5

3 8

6 2 7 3 1 4 9 2 8 4 8 7 5 9 The dotted lines indicate areas which also contain a nonrepeating set of digits. These squares can be added together to produce the sums shown in the clues. A little tougher

Question Two: Tenzin Gyatso is also known by which other name? Question Three: Who are the ‘Glimmer Twins’? Question Four: What Shakespeare play begins “If music be the food of love, play on”? Question Five: In which film is Rachel Welch attacked by a Pterodactyl? Question Six: What title was given to the leader of the Knights Templar?

Spot the 7 differences

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Question One: According to legend, who lived in Bran Castle?

Word search Find and circle all of the Time words that are hidden in the grid. The words may be hidden in any direction.

Centennial Chronograph Clock Day Decade Eon Era Epoch Hour Midnight Millennium Minute Month Second Sundial Watch Week Year


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Sharples in Session By John Sharples

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So called funny man, Jimmy Carr, was branded morally wrong by the Prime Minister for using a loophole in the law to pay less tax. He was only doing what anyone else with a good accountant would do. It turns out that three members of Take That have been using the tax avoidance scheme too and there have been calls for Gary Barlow to be stripped of his OBE. He hasn’t broken the law! Why should he lose his award? If David Cameron feels that strongly about it, he is the man with the position do something about it and change the law! What I do find morally wrong is that

Food For Thought

What you see isn’t always what you get. I find it quite amazing that you can order a burger from a photo at Burger King or MacDonald’s and when it is served, it looks nothing like the photograph. How can this be acceptable? It isn’t just the fast food places that do this. I went to a restaurant in Santa Cruz and ordered a salad. The picture of the salad on the board outside looked superb. What turned up was a plate of lettuce with tomato, sweet corn and cucumber, and a tiny bit of tuna. The photograph on the board

Getting Older Ungracefully

About 2 years ago, when I was 47, my eyesight started to fail me. I was warned by so many people that when you get into your forties, you start to notice changes in your body. It’s a little bit like going through puberty, but in reverse. Now, 2 years later, I have to hold things about two feet from my face in order to read them and my waistline has expanded somewhat. Sometimes, my back aches and I make a grunting sound when I stand up after sitting for a while. It is hard to accept when these changes begin. We all think that we are invincible and that we will carry on as always. I’ve been on a thousand diets over the last few years and I’m trying again at the moment. I’m convinced that my back will get better if I am slimmer. The trouble is I can’t read the packaging on the food that I buy so I haven’t a clue what calories I am eating!!!!!

F r e e

anyone can earn a million pounds in one year. Nobody is worth that much money. A quick Joke for you! What does a duck and a taxman have in common?

They can both stick their bills up their ar**!”

showed egg, avocado, onions, lashings of tuna and various other delights. I brought this up with the manager who told me that the picture outside wasn’t one of their salads, it was just a picture to show that they sold salads. I said that this wasn’t acceptable and he promised to take the picture down. This week I went back to see if it had been taken down and it hadn’t. Here in Spain, there is a book called the Reclamation Book (Libro de reclamaciones). If you feel that you are being unfairly treated or sold something that isn’t what you ordered, you can fill in this book and action will be taken. Fines are imposed on businesses that don’t work to certain standards. You are the customer and you have the right to challenge.

Tenerife, Did You Know Part Two

The opening sequence of the movie “Hitchhikers’ guide to the galaxy” was filmed at Loro Parque. • The letters “SP” on the back part of a taxi stand for “Servicio Publico” and not Spain as many people believe. • The population of Tenerife at the last count was 908,555. • Tenerife covers 785 square miles. • Friday 13th means nothing to the Tenerife people, the unlucky day is Tuesday 13th. • We are only about 100 kilometres from Morocco. • The capital Santa Cruz is twinned with Caracas, Venezuela, Rio De Janeiro and Nice in France.

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Welcome to Karoline’s Kitchen I have two girls, and they are both members of the Rainbows and Brownies group here in the south of Tenerife. They absolutely love going to the groups and certainly get involved with many activities; including singing,

S p a g h e t t i 2 cloves of garlic (crushed) 2 rashers smoked back bacon 400g tomato frito 225g minced beef 50g Gluten Free Pasta 25g Grated cheddar cheese Add the minced beef and the garlic and cook for 5

playing games, art activities and often have trips to the beach to enjoy the outdoors. Included within the Brownies group they are encouraged to earn different badges, which once achieved, they can proudly show off on their brownie sash.

My daughter has recently passed her cook badge (like mother, like daughter). There is also another girl in her group who has passed the same badge but included recipes in her presentation that are all totally gluten free, so I thought I would pass these recipes on to you.

Have a great week cooking and if you have any recipes that you wish to share or any tips or family cheats then get in touch by email on; karoline@tenerifeweekly.com Until next time, Karoline

B o l o g n e s e minutes or until lightly browned. Add the tomato frito. Grill the bacon, chop and then add to the bolognese sauce. Bring to a gentle simmer, cover and cook for about 30 minutes. Cook pasta according to the packet. Drain and serve the bolognese on top of the pasta with a sprinkling of grated cheese.

Gluten Free Victoria Sponge Cake

Gluten Free Homemade Pizza

3/4 cup gluten free all-purpose flour 1 tsp salt 2 tsps xanthan gum 1 packet of active dry yeast granules 2 tsps olive oil 1/2 cup lukewarm water Line a baking sheet with greaseproof paper. Place all the dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl and whisk until completely mixed together. Work enough flour into the dough so that it can be shaped into a large ball. Cut the dough in half to make two medium pizzas. Shape each piece into a circle using a rolling

pin, sprinkling with flour to ensure it doesn’t stick. Place the dough into the oven to par-bake for about 5 minutes. Top your pizzas with your choice of Gluten Free products and bake for a further 7-10 minutes.

Solutions to this week’s puzzles

An easy one

6 1 8 3 5 9 4 2 7

1 3 7 4 5 9 6 2 8 6 5 9 8 2 1 4 7 3 2 4 6 1 3 8 5 9 7 8 7 3 5 9 6 2 4 1 5 9 1 2 4 7 8 3 6 7 8 2 3 6 4 9 1 5

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7 2 5 1 4 6 8 3 9

4 2 8 6 7 3 1 5 9

3 4 9 2 8 7 6 1 5 2 9 7 6 1 8 3 5 4 5 6 1 4 3 2 9 7 8 8 3 4 9 7 5 2 6 1 1 8 6 5 9 3 7 4 2 4 7 2 8 6 1 5 9 3

3 6 4 9 1 5 7 8 2

9 5 3 7 2 4 1 8 6

9 1 5 7 8 2 3 6 4

Cream the margarine (butter) and sugar until light and fluffy.

Beat in the eggs and vanilla and beat well. Fold in the flour and baking powder, beating well to combine. Add the milk, it may appear to be very runny but don’t be tempted to add extra flour. Divide the mixture between two lined sandwich baking tins. Bake for about 15-20 minutes at 190c. Let cool on a wire rack and sandwich together with jam.

1. Count Dracula 2. The (14th) Dalai Lama 3. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards 4. Twelfth Night 5. One Million Years, B.C. 6. Grand Master

150g Margarine or unsalted butter 150g Caster sugar 2 drops of vanilla extract 2 eggs 1 tsp Gluten free baking powder 150g Gluten free self-raising flour 3 tbsp milk

Brain Train


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Sony Unveils VAIO E Microsoft Surface Series 11 Notebook To B e W i f i - O n l y

The device is an 11.6-inch addition to the laptop range, which has previously released 14-inch, 15-inch and 17-inch models. Sony’s VAIO E Series 11 has been designed with both portability and performance in mind, and features the same ‘wraparound’ design as its predecessors. The laptop is powered by an AMD dual-core E2-1800 APU clocked at 1.7GHz, and comes with integrated AMD Radeon HD 7340 graphics, 4GB of memory upgradeable to 8GB and a 500GB SATA hard drive. Its on-board display is capable of handling images

rendered in 1366x768 resolution, but it can support much higher through the use of an external screen via HDMI. The VAIO E Series 11 has one USB 3.0 and two USB 2.0 ports, support for WiFi, Bluetooth, gigabit Ethernet, and SD Cards, as well as Sony’s own Memory Stick flash storage cards. A HD camera and the ability to charge smartphones while powered off round off its hardware features. Sony’s VAIO E Series 11 will be available in white or black for £399/495 Euros.

‘Lego Batman 2:

Dc Super Heroes’ Review

Also available on: PS3, PC, Wii Developer: Traveller’s Tales Publisher: Warner Bros Interactive Entertainment Genre: Action/adventure Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes is, in some ways, more of the same for LEGO video games. It is now a tried and tested formula to see those little mini-figures dashing around levels and smashing enemies in the guise of some well-known property, such as Harry Potter or Star Wars. But the new game is also much more than that. The sequel to 2008’s LEGO Batman refines the core gameplay while also introducing excellent new features and a fantastic, original story and holy rusted metal, Batman, it’s the best LEGO video game yet! As the title suggests, LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes doesn’t just bring Batman and Robin. Over the course of the lengthy adventure, the Dynamic Duo will team up with almost the entire Justice League, including Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Hawkman, to take on an army of supervillains. The game’s original story, involving Lex Luthor mounting a dastardly bid for the presidency with the Joker’s help, is engaging and entertaining, but it is the way it is told that really shines. Previous LEGO games were entertaining, but there was a sense that the mute mini-figs only told half the story. LEGO Batman 2 aptly deals with this issue by introducing voice acting for the first time in the franchise’s history. It is a surprise at first to hear the characters talking, but it really adds so much to the story. Voice actors, such as Superman: The Animated Series’ Clancy Brown (Luthor) and Batman: Arkham City’s Troy Baker (Batman/ Two-Face), superbly get the right balance between drama and humour, making the narrative hugely enjoyable. There is the usual slapstick comedy for the younger audience, but also nods to older gamers, such as the brooding Batman getting annoyed with the jolly do-gooder Superman,

and Lex Luthor desperately attempting to convince Joker that killing Batman is the right way forward. Indeed, the whole atmosphere of the game is pitched just right, feeling similar to Tim Burton’s Batman movies - the game even features Danny Elfman’s music from Batman and Batman Returns, along with John Williams’s famous Superman score. Anyone who has played previous LEGO video games will feel instantly at home with LEGO Batman 2. You take control of one of two characters on screen and jump, smash and build your way through the welldesigned levels. In single player, you switch between the characters to solve puzzles, but a friend can also get involved via drop-in/drop-out co-op. The game is constantly accessible and engaging, however young or old players may be. LEGO Batman 2 brings the same mix of combat and puzzles, but little new features make it feel fresh. Each superhero character has their own special skill, such as Wonder Woman being able to use her lasso, or Superman firing his heat vision. Special suits also change Batman and Robin’s abilities, such as a Sensor Suit allowing Batman to disappear or an Acrobat Suit equipping Robin with a staff to reach higher places. The campaign takes around nine hours to get through, but there are countless more hours to be spent gathering studs - the in-game currency - and tracking down collectables such as golden bricks and mini-kit parts. LEGO Batman 2 really is a collector’s paradise, largely because it offers an open world to explore. Rather than the previous Hub system, which felt rather a halfway house area, the new game fully unlocks Gotham City, including iconic locations such as Arkham City and Ace Chemicals.

Microsoft’s new Surface tablet computer will initially only s u p p o r t internet connections over WiFi when it goes on sale later i n the year. The US software giant this week announced a new range of tablets running its Windows 8 operating system, as it attempts to compete with Apple’s market-leading iPad. Microsoft did not stipulate the internet connectivity in the products, but Bloomberg cited “two people familiar with the matter” as saying that the tablets will not support mobile data. The sources say that Surface will only have short-range WiFi connectivity. Ever since Apple released the first iPad in 2010, the tablet range has offered a version supporting 3G cellular connectivity. The most recent model, launched in March this year, also introduced 4G, or long-term evolution (LTE), connectivity for the US and Canada. Apple also offers WiFi-only iPads. Ben Bajarin, an analyst at technology consulting firm Creative Strategies, said

that limiting the Surface range just to WiFi would enable Microsoft to keep the costs low, but it would also limit the tablets from being used on the go. “The way that Microsoft is positioning this product - that it’s highly mobile but also has the functionality of a notebook - that customer might be more interested in working from any location and not being bound by WiFi,” said Bajarin. But WiFi-only is still the largest part of the tablet market, mostly because the models are cheaper and tablets are largely used by customers while at home, where they have WiFi. Carolina Milanesi, an analyst at research firm Gartner, said that WiFi-only will not be “a limitation for Surface”, as many customers want to avoid costly mobile phone data contracts. Meanwhile, Microsoft is rumoured to be also working on a smartphone as a way to stimulate the market for devices running its Windows Phone operating system.


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Luke Carey, 22, originally from Hull, East Yorkshire will mark his first year living and working on the island next month; which has seen him working as a compere and now an artist in many bars and restaurants. Also, he has just released his own music – written and recorded on the island – in a fourtrack E.P., Long Time Comin’.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? From a little village called Hessle, just outside of Hull, East Yorkshire. WHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE? I moved to Tenerife on 6th June 2011 straight after university, because I didn’t want to grow up and join the big, bad world! Also, my dad got me a job singing in a local bar in Los Cristianos DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS? Not at all…although it is nice to be noticed in the street from time to time from people who’ve seen you perform. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY? I wouldn’t consider myself shy; however I’m not arrogant; as I know there are far more talented artists on this island than me. IF YOU HAD A DIFFERENT JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Probably an Actor (that’s my other main passion in life), or a writer. WHO IS YOUR IDOL? WHY? Simple: my dad. He is my mentor, experience in this field of profession incarnate, and best of all my best friend! WHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISASTER YOU HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE? Probably onstage during a performance of Grease, during the song ‘Greased Lightning’ the prop car we used broke and fell apart mid-song! WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? Rugby League (I’m a born and bred Hull FC fan).

Luke Carey

HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? A little Spanish and fluent in gibberish! HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU EARN IN A MONTH? It differs depending on how many independent gigs I have throughout the month. HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN IN A MONTH? Enough to live comfortably and still look after my parents so they don’t have to work again and retire happily (err…so that’s a million then ha!) DO YOU DO CHARITY WORK? Of course! I think it’s a great way of getting your face known, having a good time and giving something back to either an organisation or a community. WHY DID YOU BECOME AN ENTERTAINER? Because I genuinely love the buzz you get entertaining people, plus I have the thirst and desire to get better at it the more I do it. Plus, I’ve sang, acted (the fool) pretty much all my life so I just think it’s a pretty nice extension for that passion. I have to be on the stage! DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? Ha NO! WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? Sing, play guitar, write, gym, socialise, play computer games…ohh and I guess the odd spot of sunbathing too! WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Probably Chinese. I like the variety of different types of food they have with their meals; but being a Yorkshireman, you can’t beat some good ol’ home favourites every now and then! WOULD YOU EVER GO “BACK HOME” Yes, when I feel the time is right for me. Never

say never, after all… DO YOU ENJOY YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS? I really don’t consider myself to be a celebrity, but it’s nice to be recognised and appreciated for what you do by other workers/artists etc on the island. IF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE? Oreo! Mmmmmmmmmm NAME ONE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH? So many names, so little time! Although, I do think Amber Heard and Megan Fox are a little bit yummy! If the question included ‘singers’ the list would have been endless (I’ve been single for far too long!) WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID? No – I had the uncanny knack of making the bullies laugh! Plus, when I finally had the courage to perform in my first school production I found that most of the ‘bullies’ in my school really respected me for it because I managed to entertain them. Which was nice… IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE, WOULD YOU ENTER BIG BROTHER? No, it’s not for me. I’ve got better things to do with my time…I think?! IF I CAME TO YOUR HOME AND LOOKED INSIDE THE FRIDGE, WHAT WOULD I FIND? Me, stuffing my face (as usual)! HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS? Oh that’s hard! Whoops, hang on…not those three! I’ll start again…ok, how about: A.Nice. Person…!


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Tenerife Weekly - 29th June - 5th July 2012 health, beauty & fashion

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The Gaia Apothecary Qualified Medical Herbalist by Meg Glaister

Herbs For Pets

supple and their coat shining. For most types of infections you can give Echinacea as a decoction. It can also be used on wounds to clean and heal. If your pet does have fleas or ticks you can rinse the fur with an infusion of thyme (tomillo), lavender or rosemary (romero) and add one or two drops of tea tree oil if you wish. Lavender oil sprinkled on your pet’s bedding will keep insects at bay and keep the area smelling nice. Aloe vera gel placed on any irritated skin will quickly soothe and stop the itching. To prevent your pet from getting worms, add pumpkin seeds (either whole or ground) to their food. If they already have worms an infusion of sage is very effective, then continue with the pumpkin seeds as a preventative. As the fiestas are getting started, many animals are afraid of the fireworks. An

Animals respond very well to herbal medicine. They have a natural instinct when it comes to what they need to restore their bodies back to health, but these days pets are taken to the vet as soon as a problem arises. Most common pet problems can be avoided or treated at home. By adding garlic to your pet’s food regularly it will ensure that your pet will have a healthy heart and be free of fleas and ticks, as they don’t like the smell on the animal, and so avoid them. Garlic in the pet’s diet will also help the immune system to ward off any infections. Also cod liver oil added to your pet’s food will help keep the joints

infusion of valerian, either two added to the water bowl or given by dropper, is very effective in calming any nervous animal. Eye and ear infections can be bathed with chamomile tea to help soothe and clear away the infection. For working dogs, a daily supplement of hawthorn (espino blanco) is very beneficial to support and strengthen the heart. It can also be given to older animals that have heart problems. There are many herbs that will help your pets, but if you are in any doubt, please seek professional help. If you have any health topics you wish me to discuss on this page or would like a free 15 minute discussion to see if Herbal Medicine can help your condition please feel free to contact Meg Glaister DBTh MIRCH (The Gaia Apothecary) on 649 529 703 or email gaiaapothecary@hotmail.com

Get The Look: Underwear As Outerwear

Let your lingerie out this summer and follow the trend that’s proving to be popular with the stars.

Kylie Minogue was spotted out and about in this saucy little lace and leopard-print Dolce and Gabbana dress. She showed that this trend isn’t all about flashing your underwear. You can work in lace detail or a cute silk camisole for a more understated look. Rihanna (left) shows how to make the trend work in the daytime. This dressed denim bra top and matching skirt are given a tougher edge with the stockings and leopard-print trainers.

Lady Gaga (left) is a massive fan of underwear as outerwear. Here she is wearing high-waisted shorts with a matching bra over a sheer black blouse.

Fashionista Louise Roe (below) adds a cute cami to tougher leather shorts for a perfect daywear look.

Jaime King (above) shows just the right amout of skin in this bra top teamed with a floral print skirt. Miley Cyrus (left) goes for a dressed-down hippy, look with this lace corset-style bra top and maxi skirt. Perfect for a sunny day out.


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sport 2-6 defeat to Meigas. Mike added that Dale had, let’s say.... been on a high since the quarter final draw... lol and had a 100 checkout!!! Ramon, said their tattys and dip were superb. In Silencio, Cosy had a great result at home to Target A; winning 5-3, and just down the road both Our Place teams met head to head with no ground being given by either team; as the points were shared in a crazy afternoon. In the 2nd Division, both Beesnees Vs. El Candil de la Abuela and La Central Vs. Nifty Nauta had very close games, eventually ending in 5-3 wins for the home teams. Bees nees Hunnies visited Happy Gavines and Ruth’s terrific 116 Check

This Sunday saw quite a few postponed matches in “The Wild Bull Darts League”. Because Los Halcones postponed their match against Meigas and Apolo had a bye, both teams decided to play a rearranged fixture. It was a late start at Apollo, by all accounts, as Ramon couldn’t find his keys, which was maybe a sign of things to come as they managed only a single and a doubles win in their Rank Team

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Tenerife Weekly

P o o l Superleague

The new Tenerife Weekly Pool Superleague is about to break off, here in south Tenerife. Matches and associated social events will be on Tuesday evenings, starting from 31st July. At the moment there are more than thirty teams registered to start the

season. Any new teams wishing to join can do so before the deadline, which is at the launch party at Vivo Treasure Island (Las Américas) on 24th July – female players and all ages are welcome, the more the merrier! The party will also include a buffet and a cash-prize pool competition. The entry fee for the league is only 25 Euros.

The league will be run by an elected committee, chosen by the players and bar owners; so will be a truly democratic league that is owned by its stakeholders, and not by any individual or entity with a vested interest. The main purpose of the league is to provide entertainment to the players/ spectators and to give bar owners a great way to increase their business turnover. This is going to be a great way to socialise, meet new people, visit different bars, and enjoy a popular pastime (pool, not just drinking!) All new teams (with a minimum of four players and a maximum of ten) are welcome to join the league. If you’re a player who’s looking to join a team, you will find a number of bars in the league who want to increase their team sizes, so the organisers can help. All teams registering will enter a draw to decide in which division they will play, and compete for points. The teams in each division with the highest number of points at the end of the season will make up the top division and the rest the second division, etc., for the subsequent season. Any teams joining the league after the first season has been completed will obviously have to join the bottom division (3rd or 4th) and work their way up, if they are able.

Rearranged fixture Apolo 2 - 6 Meigas

2nd Division

The majority of cup winners from the Oasis league have chosen to support our Superleague; making it certainly the biggest and best league this season. The organisers of the superleague would also like to say a massive thank you to our high profile and professional sponsors. Other playing events throughout the year are also planned; knockout and cup competitions, etc. These will be held at various venues on a rotational basis to distribute the hosting fairly, depending on the suitability of the bars. All results and league tables will be published by the League Republic on their Website. Individual player statistics will also be produced.

TEAMS

The top team here in Tenerife (2012 Oasis League Division 1 winners) will be playing English pool with our new league. Could your team take points from The Hoops? Fancy being matched up against Oasis League Division 1 singles champion, Graham, from Legends Bar? We´ve got Spanish League champions too. How will you measure up? For more information on how to join, contact either Simon on 680 439 855 or Tony on 697 340 525. Alternatively, you can send an email to admin@tenerifepoolleague.com.


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Tenerife Weekly - 29th June - 5th July 2012 SPORT

Hi Everyone. Well, anyone for tennis? I was looking forward to writing this week’s column, with bright and happy remarks about our 3 Lions, but I am afraid, like you and thousands of others, I just can’t. After finishing last week’s edition I set off to watch the England qualifier with the host nation, Ukraine; after all the headlines and hype about a certain overpaid and overrated player returning to save our national side and take us to the final of the competition. In the first half of the game I watched in despair as the hosts gave England a torrid time and Roy Hodgson’s men were fortunate to get to the break on level terms, having not managed a single shot on target. Danny Welbeck, preferred to Andy Carroll, was not gelling with club-mate Rooney, and Ukraine had their tails up. Denis Garmash smashed a 25-yard shot just over, and then Terry did well to whip the ball off the dangerous Andriy Yarmolenko’s toes in the box. Scott Parker got in an important block on a goalbound strike by Devic, while Yevhen Konoplyanka also had a go and this time Terry got his chest in the way. The Ukraine were enjoying way too much of the game for Hodgson’s liking and it needed Gerrard

to try and get his foot on the ball and bring some order to proceedings, but then Ashley Young lost out tamely in a challenge and Oleg Gusev was close with a left-footer which, had Hart leaping anxiously to his left as it just cleared the bar. Gerrard, however, can always turn a game

Gerrard got a bit of luck, as his low whipped cross squirted under Pyatov’s hand. But, as it did so, yes you know who, Rooney, was waiting to finish it off at the far post from about two inches. Wayne Rooney may have nodded England top of Group D with probably the easiest goal of his career.

with one of his dead-ball specials and, from a free-kick on the right, his delivery was just out of reach of the diving Rooney. As he huffed and puffed his way through the game Rooney was kicking himself a few minutes later. Terry launched a glorious ball out to Young and the cross was begging for the United striker to finish it off. Rooney had peeled away, but jumped too early and nodded badly wide. At that moment, Pelé, he was not. Yarmolenko was a real handful, and one mesmerising dribble left Parker scrambling around on all fours, and it took Lescott to boot it out for a corner. Half time, thank god for that. Time for another shandy. Second half; come one England, give something happy to write about. A pep-talk from Hodgson must have done the trick because within three minutes of the restart, England were in front.

England were helped on their way by the failure to award Ukraine a leveller on 62 minutes following a Marko Devic shot which spun up off the diving Joe Hart. The ball looped towards goal and, while John Terry made an acrobatic clearance, replays showed the ball was OVER the line. There were three officials watching it, the linesman, the official by the goal and ref, Viktor Kassai, but

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none of them spotted it. What is the point of that bloke behind the goal-line? He was only five yards away and still he did not notice the ball was in. Video technology cannot come soon enough. At least it was some justice for England having had that Frank Lampard effort wrongly disallowed at the 2010 World Cup against Germany. Not surprisingly the hosts, cheered on by a vociferous crowd in the pulsating atmosphere of the Donbass Arena were mightily aggrieved. They squandered a fair few chances too and, were it not for a magnificent performance by the English defence; it could have been a different story. Hart, Glen Johnson, Terry, Joleon Lescott and Ashley Cole were outstanding in the face of the onslaught. Ukraine should have equalized, but Artem Milevskiy headed over from close range, then they were denied by the officials’ failure to award Devic’s ‘goal’. Cole could have got his first England goal on his 97th cap to properly wrap things up, but Pyatov saved. “We’re not going home,” sang England’s jubilant fans. No, they are not. Instead, it is off to Kiev and, the way it is going who would bet against England winning there too. ME. The Final Whistle thank god again. England’s story had a familiar ending as another penalty shoot-out sent them home heartbroken from a major tournament, but this time there must be no hard luck stories. It is a road England have travelled before and the final destination has always been misery. It started in Turin in 1990 before moving on to Wembley in 1996, St. Etienne in 1998 then Lisbon in 2004 and Gelsenkirchen two years later. The conclusion may have been the same as manager Roy Hodgson gathered England’s desolate squad near the centre circle in rapidly emptying Olympic Stadium. The reality, however, was different. In the past England have understandably felt a sense of injustice, a belief that an exit on penalties was scant reward for their efforts. Here in Kiev, a gripping quarter-final got the winners it fully deserved. Thank god for Royal Ascot and Wimbledon, that’s my moan over. See you all next time.


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2012 Nissan 370Z - Review

Quick Specs Fuel Mileage

18 mpg City/26 mpg Hwy

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V6, 3.7L

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2dr Coupé Manual

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6-speed close-ratio manual transmission inc: upshift indicator mpg city/highway EPA-rated fuel economy. The 2012 model doesn’t offer much in the way of new items, though there is an oil-cooler now fitted as standard. Available goodies include a hard-drive based navigation system with seven- inch touch-screen display, Bluetooth, USB, and iPod connectivity, XM NavTraffic with Real-Time Traffic Information and XM NavWeather, a backup camera, and Nissan’s Intelligent Key keyless entry and ignition system. If you’re going for the Nismo edition, you’ll be pleased by the uniquely-styled bodykit, stiffer suspension, 19-inch wheels, and uprated brakes and tires The interior is also dressed up with several Nismo emblems and custom red stitching. With its relatively aggressive suspension, even in stock form, as well as the wide track and short wheelbase, the 370Z is a potent performer, capable of neck-stretching grip and confident cornering. Steering is accurate, if not laden with Transmission

Nissan’s latest GT-R supercar may have stolen much of the Z’s thunder since coming onto the market but the automaker’s current entry-level sports car, the 2012 370Z, is still a focused performer that shouldn’t be overlooked. And unlike the GT-R, the 370Z comes in a convertible bodystyle as well as the standard coupé, and if you want a bit more performance there’s also a sportier Nismo edition. Only one engine is offered: a 3.7-liter V-6 rated at 332 horsepower and 270 pound-feet of torque in the standard model and 350 horsepower and 276 pound-feet of torque in the Nismo edition. A six-speed manual comes as standard and is complemented by an optional seven-speed automatic with paddle-shifters. The Nismo edition, which is aimed at more hardcore users, comes only in manual. While both transmissions are good, it’s recommend that

you stick with the manual. It features a relatively u n i q u e S y n c r o Rev- M a t c h system that automatic blips the throttle on downshifts to mimic the effects of heel and toe shifting. It’s a lot of fun and will make you engine-brake more, helping to preserve those brake pads! The engine loves to rev, though at the same time it also requires a lot of fuel to get the most out of the car. All models will get you from 0-60 mph in around 5.0 seconds or less, though at that rate you’ll be hardpressed to get the official 18 / 2 6

feedback, though at high speeds the car does exhibit some tramlining. One other issue; if the 370Z is going to be your daily driver you may start to grow weary of the harsh ride, though we wouldn’t say it’s uncomfortable for either driver or passenger.


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